#THATS /MY/ SEXY COWORKER??????

[spannardnation]

never forgiving the writers for making oscar have a gay bestie called xander who sees andy and immediately come on to him ON SIGHT like yes greg daniels thats ME IM a huge flirt, I think andy is incredibly hot, and i WOULD proposition him the second i saw him. thank u for this self insert

[boyybites]

Wanted a dog man suited to my tastes so here's Puppy, ready to chew anyone and everyone out and stick a knife in the next bitch that tries to pull on his harness.

[ampersandra]

work was mostly good bc i had the best possible set of coworkers for a chill night but also some teenagers dad who hangs around the desk sometimes when im working was very obviously hitting on me and i could only be polite front desk worker until i swapped closing jobs to clean in the fitness center until he left

[dixiedingo]

Hm! This may be becoming: a problem.

[moonshynecybin]

Do you think the ranch visit 2014 ended with like slightly annoyed sex because Vale just annoyed with Marc beating his record but also slightly admiring him

i love this because its true. marc is ANNOYING ! of course it cannot be ignored that vale is ALSO annoying (max biaggi fight. hello.) like they match each others freak in that regard, but at what point do you look at this sexy ass twink who is obsessed with your dick and your bike (sex to vale. is motorcycle racing lest we forget he keeps that m1 in GROPING distance and marc is like GOD i wish that were me so it does. work comma sexually. for them. like a lot. but i digress) and obsessed with your ability to ride it and be like hmm. maybe this habit is NOT so cute. when beforeeee you thought hey hes just like MEEEEE and got HORNY about it. well obviously if youre vale it is when he doesnt let you win at your own goddamn track at your own goddamn house in front of your own goddamn brother and various peers. that shit is irritating. which i do think marc realizes now, but is also largely unrepentant about because he's hilarious. free my girl he did all that but it was funny. our marc not famous for his wealth of tact and restraint on the track. and vale is thirty six staring down one last chance to maybe win his tenth. and earlier that week when he beat marc at that karting event he said finally somewhere you dont win. so yeah when marc doesnt roll over and let him get the lap record that day in 2014 all of those endearing traits where they overlap and are similar. change. morph. arent so cute anymore. the light shifts. the music hits a minor chord. ominous. foreshadowing. chekov's gun carefully being placed on the wall. and suddenly. kind of a theme with them huh. vale hates him for all the things he learned from vale.

so. we are here to ask how that emotion translates to nasty sex. obviously. like all of these complex emotions do NOT mean that vale does not want to get his dick sucked lmao. like he's here he's thirsty marc's been in a tiny little titty huggin black tshirt all day its happenin. AND. it should be noted that in a very real sense this is their first sleepover. first time fr hanging out outside the paddock in a place where there is PRIVACY. no real REPORTERS. an actual locking DOOR. no way to hide from the fact that theyve been all over each other for like TWO YEARS now. AND multiple yamaha M1S that can be used as somewhat SEXUAL PROPS. (vale feeling also perhaps. emotionally complex here. a lil delicate. like YEAH i can invite my coworkers i like to hang at my track thats bro stuff but what about my years long situationship that —*static noises in vale's brain* like remember this is where MARC thinks things start to change between them...)

so yeah vale ends up like. amping up that competitive edge a little in bed. making this a fuckbuddy thing more than a RELATIONSHIP thing as much as he can in his head and with his hands and failing miserably and feeling even WEIRDER about that. so he's. i think he's working hard at putting marc where he wants him. hot hands a little rougher on the curve of marc's waist. cupping his ass making him gasp. sending him to his knees and making him suck his dick hot and nasty. teasing a little edging on the little feminine nicknames theyve never talked about but that make marc squirm and flush prettily. edging marc with three fingers in his ass while he whines for it. dragging it out. exerting a little control. not mean at all everyone is having fun (marc. out of his MIND.) just. excising some tension. its probably nothing hes just in his head. holding marc in his hands as he looks up at him. and marc trusting it. marc going. marc being just where vale wants him. just like he never does on the track. and marc thinks everything is fine when its happening thinks everything is AMAZING. but after that is when vale starts to go a little cold......

[crushedsweets]

WWHAT WUD THE CREEPS DO 4 HALLOWEEN I MUST KNOW

anon... yes i like this. general disclaimer this is tailored to my au !! stuff under cut

toby likes it, thinks its fun and stuff. he's not the type to dress up beyond like, maybe a jacket and a mask or whatever, but he'll go and buy(steal) stupid ass halloween decorations from spirit or the dollar store. there r several mini skeletons sitting around his cabin. he treats it like elf on the shelf, but. . . skeletons... def will sit around and watch scary movies with a bag of halloween candy . totally carves pumpkins with whoever will do it with him

tim wouldnt really want to do much cuz he's just tired, but he probably would put out a small little pumpkin and bowl of candy outside his door. he's in an apartment so he doesnt really get trick or treaters. will prob buy some candy after halloween so its on sale

brians so annoying omfg(lovingly) he'd buy a fake arm, blood, and wig and stick it in his trunk so it looks like an arm is sticking out. yall know what im talking about. him and tim share an apartment so he'd prob try to actually put something simple around it, like some plastic pumpkins, but nothing really big. he is also a grown man with no kids, so he doesnt find himself going all out for these things

natalie. ok i recently made it where she's either already a tattoo artist, or learning to be a tattoo artist or whatever, but i could see her and some coworkers setting up the shop all halloweeny. she's so fucking tall that they'd just call her over for all the spider web stuff. she thinks its fun and she likes halloween a lot so it's cool. she'd get a huge kick out of doing halloween tattoos during october too. goes and hangs out with toby/nina for it

nina goes to parties . she HAS to get a whole new costume for every party. its super wasteful but she doesnt care all that matters is shes sexy. every year without fail she is a sexy gothic vampire for one of the parties. she works at hot topic, BUT she'd absofuckinglutely get a second job at spirit halloween for october. she's a creepy galll... def sets her apartment up super cutely, brings toby and nat over so they can carve pumpkins with her, tries to dress them up, etc. tons of halloween posts on her social medias too LOL shes so cute

jeff would prob also go to more like... weirder ( ?) parties with creeps and scary people roaming around just doing crazy shit. warehouse shit. prob finds someone to bring home and kill. he thinks its fun, its easier to just go about his days looking the way he does, he loves scaring the fucking shit out of people. doesnt decorate or wear costumes though, says its cringe LMFAO. hates how hyped nina is about it

jane and mary would totally decorate, but in a much more.. ? elegant ? way. like those tall skinny candles, swap out their doormat for something halloween themed, really nicely done pumpkins for some reason. jane would want to host a cute little halloween dinner for uni friends. probably just gets simple costumes, like she'd put on a witch hat and black dress and thats all, but its cute. takes sally (and ben, if sally asks him to come) trick or treating.

sally draws tons of drawings, loves disney halloween marathons, paints on pumpkins(doesnt like the smell of gutting them), etc. she'd decorate with jane cuz she lives w her. she loves it so much but she still gets scared of the animatronic things at stores and stuff LOL. begs ben to trick or treat w her. really embarrassing for ben

ben wouldnt do much besides like. he'd get worse w his internet trolling (scaring the fucking shit out of teens on the internet), start doing more actual hauntings bc nobody will believe his victims during october which means slender wont find out he's doing it. he would not want to go trick or treating..but he'd go with sally with a pillow case and he'd try to awkwardly stand further back but the ppl at the door would always b like 'aw dont be shy come here!' LOL

jack doesnt celebrate it, his family didnt really celebrate it much when he was human so he doesnt do it now. he does get kinda sad during holiday season though, cuz of obvious reasons, but halloween isnt the strongest Pain for him

liu is so fucking miserable theres no way. jk he'd set out like, some pumpkins and maybe get one of those lights that project ghosts onto his garage, but he wouldnt want to go all out or do anything to the inside of his house. jeff really liked halloween when he was younger so its kinda like ouch but he's getting overit. i guess. . .

kate doesnt..celebrate anything........ but when she does occasionally visit the cabin, maybe for food or a shower, and she sees toby decorated, she'd be happy to see it. she's kinda unsettling to be around, but she'd sit down and watch a movie with him in silence. then bring a massive bag of candy to the mine w her w/o telling toby. he just had to cope

ann and lulu dont do anything in the hospital. they dont really have any concept of time........... or the resources to decorate... and they dont get any trick or treaters... cuz theyre...stuck in an abandoned hospital in the woods . . . yeah..

ty for ask anoni like this one. very simple but very sweet

[swolleninthemiddle]

In My Office

"Hey, Can I see you in my office for just a minute?"

You turn red, nervous like a child being sent to the principal's office. Your first instinct is to blurt out “Why!!”, but that wouldn't be very professional. Instead, you gently reply "Yes, sir. I am on my way!" It kills you to call me sir. Everything about your strong feminist worldview screams at the thought of offering respect to a man, especially one who has abused his male privilege to reach a position of dominance over women.

“You called?” You say as you enter my office. Trying to strike a balance between your obvious need for employment, and your pure disgust of the man in your presence. 

“Have a seat dear.” 

“pfff, *dear*… misogynistic pig” You think to yourself…

“I recently overhead a conversation you were having with a coworker about some very personal matters. I felt that it could be bad for company morale, so I decided to bring you in to talk about it.”

“Let me guess, this is about me being radically against everything that you stand for?” You blurt out in accusation without thinking. “ I can talk to my friends about whatever I want and who are YOU to think you can control me??” You answer as your face turns red and your blood starts boiling.

“I am your boss.” I say in a cold stern voice. You are taken aback. You have never really experienced a strong male figure, but after hearing my tone, those words, you freeze up. You can’t think of anything to say and you are embarrassed. You can only muster up enough voice to say…

“Right… I’m sorry, sir.” 

“Thats better.” I say as I stand up and walk to the other side of the desk. 

You look up at me with puppy dog eyes. Everything within you detests men in power, your entire worldview revolves around you being in control of your own destiny, but now, sitting here in a position of vulnerability with a strong male presence over you, the blood boiling in your head begins to move lower into your belly, your womb, and into the sexy black lace lingerie you are wearing under your business skirt…

Do you want to read more?

[pr3st0n-the-cl0ne]

HELLO, HUMANS!!

HELLO, I AM PRESTON, PRESTON. NOT "cLoNe RiGgY", "RaGgY" OR "PaStA mAn" THATS STUPID. GROW UP... ANYWAYS

I USE HE/HIM PRONOUNS

I WORK FOR THE BOSS!! IM AGAINST THOSE STUPID SHORTS CREATORS AND ESPECIALLY THE STUPID PAPER BOY AND HIS DUMB RABBIT MONKEY FRIEND.. TEAM CLONES!!

TAGS

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#ANTI RIGGY POST - I HATE THAT FREAK!

#ASK PRESTON - ANCWERING CRAP

#PRESTONS ADORATION TO THE ALMIGHT BOSS - LISTEN TO ME TALK ABOUT OUR ALMIGHTY GOD THE BOSS!!

#ANTI PAPER BOY POST - BASHING ON THE STUPID PAPER BOY

#MY COWORKER IS SO DUMB - DD, MY COWORKER, IS EMO AND CANT WRITE SCRIPTS (BUT I ALSO BE NICE TO HIM SOME PEOPLE ON HERE *COUGH COUGH* THE SIMPS SCARE HIM)

#PRESTONS OWN POST - ALL OF MY POSTS THAT I MAKE WILL HAVE THIS TAG

#WORRIED ABOUT MY FANS - WHY DO YOU GUYS DO THIS?? ARE YOU OKAY?? SHOULD I HIRE A THERAPIST???

#PRESTONS LIFE UPDATE - IRL ME TALKS ABOUT IMPORTANT STUFF, MIGHT HAVE TW SO LOOK OUT (SRS OUT OF CHARACTER TAG)

#I HATE M!A!S: M!A!S OTHERWIZE KNOWN AS MAGIC ANONS ARE ANONS WHO ARE LITTLE SHVT HEADS WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO BE KIND AND RESPECT ME!! THEY LIKE PULLING PRNSKS ONE ME AND I HATE ETHEMMM!!!! I HATE THEEMMMm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

#NOT PRESTON HERE - IRL ME SAYS STUFF, MIGHT BE OC UPDATES, MIGHT BE SHOUTOUTS STUFF LIKE THAT (NOT SRS OUT OF CHARACTER TAG)

AVPBITCH SHOULD GO FVCKING DIE: I HATE ANTI VPN!! THEY EXPLODE MY CM THEN THE FACILITY THEN THEY JUST HAVE SO MUCH SASS AND THEY THINK THEY ARE A GOD!! THEY SHOULD DIE!! THEY FILL ME WITH SO MUCH RAGE AND THEY REFUSE TO LET ME KILL THEM!!

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ANONS:

WUSS ANON: THE ONE THAT MAKES ME SOUND EMO AND DPRESSED LIKE DD

DD FAN ANON: PRETTY COOL PERSON, IM PRETTY SURE THEY LIKE DD MORE THEN ME BUT THATS OKAY BECAUSE THEY STILL ARE ON THE CLONES SIDE

DD SIMP ANON: HELP THEY TRIED HAVING S3X WITH MY COWORKER SOS SOS SOS

ME SIMP ANON 1/2/3: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS ONE?!??! WHY DO PEOPLE FIND ME HOT?!?!? I AM A EVIL CLONE OF A RABBIT MONKEY NOT SOME ULTRA SEXY MAN!!

UNPLEASANT ANON: THEY SEEM OKAY... BAD COLOR SCHEME.

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THATS ALL MY ADORING FANS AND OR POOR, SAD, HATERS

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[hauntedwizardmoment]

director's commentary for the chunk from "hollowed out and filled with feathers" that starts with "That night, after they’re settled into their room for the night..." and ends with "he's incredible at his job" 👀

oh my god YAY hollowed out is. kind of my baby <3 theyre all my babies but hollowed out is where Cool Girl Thesis lives and i love Cool Girl Thesis. i stand by my cancelled husband evil bisexual purse dog jace stardiamond. i love it when characters have no sense of their identity outside of what other people demand from them and are driven to madness by their own. well. hollowness.

so like. right before the start of this:

That night, after they’re settled into their room for the night (and the route to Sunpeak is charted out), he buys them several cases of the cheapest beer he can find, and pulls out a deck of cards for Porter’s favorite game. “Strip poker?”

we have porter giving jace a direct order to relax. and like, jace is clearly not relaxed. he's about to watch peregrine (guy he was in love with) and aurora (his fundie ex-coworker who ruined his life) get married. but porter gave him an order, so this is him making a show of how relaxed he is. they're gonna play a game porter likes but jace himself doesn't really care for. it doesnt help jace relax but it makes porter think jace is relaxed, is chill, is Cool Girl, and thats what matters

He loses deliberately, plays terribly on purpose and ignores the math in his head telling him exactly what cards Porter has. The tepid beer tastes disgusting and leaves his mouth dry, but he downs it anyways. Wills his shoulders to slouch, tosses his hair back and laughs as he unbuttons his shirt slowly, teasing, after Porter wins again. The goal is to relax, and godsfuckingdammit, he’ll show Porter how relaxed he can be.

jace dumbing himself down, drinking beer he doesnt like, and playing up the flirty act because again, he gets that when porter says "relax" he doesnt mean "curl up in bed doing crosswords and watch medical dramas until you fall asleep" he means "do something that i find fun and sexy, but don't be better than me because that's threatening."

He’ll show all of them just how much better he’s doing. 

and it's all a show because he's still deeply bitter and angry about losing his party and getting replaced.

His laughter turns genuine after the fifth beer, when he’s down to just his underwear and Porter’s still fully clothed. Even with the capital-P Plan and the thought of seeing his old party weighing on him, Porter still manages to make him smile. “You make me so, so happy,” he’s tipsy and stupid, just the way Porter likes him. “I was so lost without you,” he says, as a pair of strong, firm hands wrap around his waist, holding him still. When Porter lays him out, pins his wrists to the bed and conquers him, he doesn’t need to lie to himself.

there is a part of jace that likes not being so high strung! porter brings that out in him, teases out a humor, a lightness, an ease! hollows him out and fills him with feathers! he wants the persona to be real so badly, to actually be as Chill and Easy as porter thinks he is. he's able to lose himself in alcohol and sex and finally, genuinely relax by the end of this scene, but it's fleeting! he wants it to be real!

i won't lie here and say that i did this on purpose as foreshadowing for LSOP fic because this series is very much "whatever situation i can think to put jace in next" but in hindsight, this is like, very sad when you compare this jace to him in "his tomb by the sounding sea" who is dealing with the ramifications of actually being put in a place where he doesnt have to worry about being in control anymore.

and of course then we cut to:

Let it be known that he’s a complete idiot. A pretty face with nothing to back him up. And as of three days ago, even that’s up for debate.

jace POV for scene iv of "burn away the goodness, you and i remain" before he goes out and faces porter. he's been barely-conscious for three days and he's finally lucid enough to hate himself again!! yippee!! his lies have caught up with him and he's being punished for just how easily he caved to porter:

The problem is that he bought his own bullshit. He actually let himself believe he was the version of himself he invented for Porter: fun, easygoing, unchallenging and uncomplicated. Up for anything and everything, from petty theft to dangerous spellwork to erotic roleplay. He’d made sure any disagreements between them were reserved for the trivial, nothing that would ever get in the way of what Porter wanted or needed from him. Sanded down his edges, made himself the perfect partner and acolyte.

and the minute he disagreed with him, showed any sign of resistance, porter killed him over it and made sure that he wouldnt be able to do that again. this is the schrodinger's cat at he heart of starbreaker, to me: does porter care about jace, or was jace only a stepping stone in The Plan? how much of porter's care for him is an act/manipulation, and how much of it is genuine?

He’d forgotten love, for him, is always predicated on deception. If he was going to lie, he should have been prepared to keep it up forever.

jace genuinely believes this too </3 i dont think hes ever been genuine with anyone in his entire adult life, not since he learned that lying gets you what you want faster and easier and it only backfires when people find out

 He looks completely fucked and utterly unfuckable.   A chill runs through him when he remembers that it’s his own spellcraft that did this, ripped his control to shreds and gave the tattered pieces to someone else. Even now, he can feel an unfamiliar current of magic writhing beneath his skin, alive and with a mind of its own. The sensation turns his stomach, makes bile rise in his throat.

i think i'm like so preoccupied with "lack of control" being one of jace's worst fears because of how sorcerers are in rules-as-written d&d? like it's literally described as innate magic but idk man anything thats come innately to me has still always required me to hone whats already there with precision until it goes from good to really fucking good. also yay to jace selling a piece of himself to porter and for physical descriptions of magic, which i am also very preoccupied with.

He won’t let Porter see how much he’s falling apart.  If he pretends that he’s fine, then he is fine. He can still be everything Porter needs and wants, irreplaceable. He’s incredible at his job.

he's still fighting! he's so angry and spiteful in this, he can't even imagine letting the mask slip mere days after coming back to life. back to work, the show must go on! he's honestly mortified that there were three days where he didnt have the mask on. the performance is forever and it will take everything from him <3

[hutaoscoffinn]

Thank you so much for writing for the absolute Queen herself!!!

Another person and I have been screaming about your writing for a couple of days now💖💖

If it's okay with you Can I please request rika being the smooth flirt she is. Because she likes her cute date getting flustered.

If not it's okay to ignore this : )

Thank you!

YES OFC YOU CAN REQUEST THAT I WILL ALWAYS WRITE FLIRTY RIKA. Also omg THANK YOUU omg never in my little life did I think someone would love my writing so much to scream about it thank you so much!!! Ahhh thats such high praise thank youuu

Omgomg okayokay flirty Rika doing this headcanon style because yes~

Warnings: suggestive, flirty Rika, use of atta girl, princess, pretty girl, flustered reader, still fluffy tho, Rika is a simp part 93738379272, this was so fun to write omg

Character: Rika of the elite 4

Requests: OPEN

Well it’s probably well known by now that I see Rika as quite a flirt and a smooth talker so this will be fun

Rika is one to use petnames a LOT for you

In fact she hardly uses your name unless its for a serious matter so you can always expect Rika to address you with a sweet petname

Some of her favorites being

Baby

Babe

Sweetheart

Princess

Darling

Angel

Those are just to name a few

Rika always uses petnames for you whether you two are at home or in public

So yes, she will be calling you her sweetest angel in front of her coworkers because she has absolutely no shame

If your face heats up because of it and you start to get flustered Rika will smirk, leaning close and whispering in your ear

“You okay baby? Your face is getting a little warm ya know.”

Please smack her she deserves it

Another way Rika flirts is by bringing you flowers all the time

Whether its just one rose that she tucks behind your ear or a big bouquet

Rika loves bringing you flowers and she presents them to you with a slight bow, taking your hand and kissing the back of it

“For you, my angel.”

How is Rika more gentlemanly than ACTUAL men as she should be

Rika also flirts with you by using simple acts of service

Like opening the door for you, pulling your chair out, holding the umbrella over your head

When you thank her, she winks at you with a sly grin

“Don’t mention it princess. Good ol’ Rika has to take care of her baby ya know.”

God and when Rika buckles your seatbelt for you don’t evEN—

This flirty bitch leans over you, slowly dragging the strap of the seatbelt over your body until it clicks in place

Its incredibly intimate and she always gives you a little wink and a kiss on the cheek to leave you all flustered before she shuts your door for you

As I said, she’s a gentleman or is it gentlewoman?? Eh who cares

When Rika is feeling extra naughty she will torment you by whispering in your ear randomly throughout the day

She enjoys how you squeak in response to her smooth voice and the feeling of her lips brushing the shell of your ear

She will pull you against her as she does this too

Her hands on your hips as she presses your back against her front

It always leaves you flustered, face buried in your hands leaving poor Rika to have to move them off so she can see that cute flustered expression

“Cmon pretty girl, look at me wont you?”

When she finally gets your hands away from her face you can see the teasing glint in her eye and how proud she looks of herself for being able to reduce you to a flustered mess

She will praise you though if you manage to look at her

“Atta girl, thats my good baby.”

Now if you don’t look at her…

Well…

Rika is most certainly okay with using some aha,,, certain methods

Methods that might involve you underneath her for an extended period of time

But you didnt hear that from me

While Rika may be incredibly skilled at smooth talking and flirting

Her flirting isn’t always so sly and dare I say, sexy

She is a fan of terrible pickup lines that make you want to jump out of your skin and hide because they are stupid amounts of cheese

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.”

“Rika please shut up—“

Smack her I’m beggING

And of course after every single cheesy pickup line Rika cannot help her laugh and huge smile

In all honesty thats worth putting up with the cheesy pickup line

Her laughter in contagious too so you two end up leaning against each other laughing until you are out of breath

Which is of course when Rika will pull you closer, watching as your breath hitches

“Damn, guess I really do steal your breath away.”

SMACK HER RIGHT NOW—

All in all though Rika is a sweetheart

She is also a firm believer that the flirting never stops even when you two are officially dating

There is not a day where Rika will wake up and not be set on winning your heart all over again

So every day without fail Rika will flirt with you, just as lovestruck as she was when she first met you, when she got to know you, when she finally asked you out

She loves you a lot and wants to make sure you never forget it

Reblogs are always appreciated <3

[louisferrignojr]

My coworker today approached me— the office manager— and asked if she should print a flyer if it hadn’t been approved by a community partner yet. I told her, “Girl, who cares? Print it. It’s our event and we need to advertise it already.” She nodded and said, “Right, right. Who cares? Good point.” A little while later, half to herself, she said, “After the night we had last night” (we worked a 12 hr shift and had to be back at work less than 12 hrs later) “maybe that should be our catchphrase.” Me: “What? Who cares?” Her: “Yeah! Like ‘live and let live,’ but instead ‘who the fuck cares!’” Me: “Yeah? It should be our motto?” She, who doesn’t understand that reference: “Absolutely. Our motto should be ‘who cares.’” And the entire time I was laughing so hard.

Workers of the world unite… behind the catchphrase “Who cares”?

HAHAHAH u made ur coworker an unwitting participant in fandom roleplay ,, thats so cool and sexy of u sdklgjkjg

[jennilah]

because i see no vfx community here on tumblr to speak of, i just have all that shit on my main along w me screaming about whatever my current special interest is and whatever else i feel like yelling about. like my farts or whatever, cant stop me. this is MY disorganized house

& no one cares. yall are cool.

but on twitter i keep all my interests separated by accounts because im just a little more paranoid there. the vfx scene there is HUGE and the amount of times i run into my coworkers and other extremely important people like animation supervisors and vfx supervisors is shockingly often, & they dont need to see me yelling about fictional boys as much as i do

and omf LMAOO guys im deceased it turns out im not that slick-

once in a while ill interact with my favorite Godzilla news/review youtuber talking about whatever Godzilla thing

last night with the arrival of the first Monarch episodes, he DM'd me to congratulate me, having just found out i worked on the episode

(i didnt TELL him anything specific other than say I worked on the 2014 bridge flashback scene, because thats fine to say now that its all out in the open. no further details. cant say anything even if i wanted to)

& this morning i woke up to a new DM from him saying he just ran across my personal account and figured id "enjoy this video" that his partner made some time ago

what would i enjoy?

a fancam-type edit of sexy Mark Hoffman and his big titties

GOODBYE LMAOOOOOOOO-

[grouperhq]

does anyone have the post thats like

person a) - something about their sexy blorbo

person b talking in tags) - #omg this is just like (character name)

person c in quote rb) - I googled this character and it's some random NPC from the sims (screenshot provided)

person d in quote rb) - he looks exactly like my coworker who disappeared

[1eos]

miss Kendra you also check out myreading regularly?? 👀 any recs?

literally everyday after i get home from work i check myreadingmanga looking for a little bl abt adults. as a treat. i have to fight for my life but i check!

but some of my faves:

ookami-sama no koiwazurai by tobi washio - a surprisingly fun story abt a sleazy wolf guy falling in love w a human :') i loveeeee the art style and i need this to have a volume 2!!!!!

konokoi wa unmeijanai by yamada yugi - one of my all time faves. its abt two printmakers who fight then fall in love. the love interest is soooo mean looking and stupid i love him

kabukichou bad trip by eiji nagisa - a guy works as a host and can read minds nd reads the mind of a model nd finds out he's into freak shit :) (bdsm nothing crazy) such a sexy artstyle n the bottom has BOOBS

ameiro paradox by natsume isaku - this series raised me. its abt two coworkers who have beef but then realize theyre beefing bc they wanna smash!

hashi no xl saizu by omoimi - a guy has a giant dick....thats the whole plot but its surprisingly cute lol

liquor & cigarette by zaria ranmaru - a guy starts thinking abt his bisexy childhood bestie and we know where it goes from there. and the art style is gorgeousssssssssssssssssssss like the backgrounds are fucking insane love this one

totally captivated by yoo ha jin - literally my problematic fave when it comes to yaoi. its old so the yaoi hands be yanding and the top is as mean and as adverse to the word no as the come but its a classic i fear. oh the plot. ummmm a broke college student's ex that they cheated on is now dating a fucking scorpio mafia boss and well......

vampire library by lee sunyoung - the slowest gay vampire slow burn ever but the art is so pretty and its really funny. its not...omg it finished? let me reread it then....

honto yajuu by yamamoto kotetsuko - thee classic. everyones read it or if they havent they will read it. a cop meets a pretty mafia twink and becomes bisexual! diversity win!!!!!!

datte maou sama wa kare ga kirai by yamada nichoume - the premise is kinda weird. theres a demon king and hero reincarnated every generation and they have to defeat each other but instead of doing any of that the hero is trying to hit it. i love this one for some reason....if only it would update....

[sttoru]

so my nanami phase is slowly coming back😋(he's so SNSKSKIDKXKSKE😍) thinking about coworker!nanami who has the biggest crush on you. you know and tease him sm about ittt, wearing short skirts just to get him riled up, whispering dirty things in his ear when you pass by, or just flirting with another colleague who you have no interest in just to make him jealous. but when you wear the short pencil skirt he loses it all. pulling you into his confined office, bending you over on his desk and absolutely pounding into you🤭. telling you to stay quiet or else. AHH HES SO SJKSKXJX😍

(if you see any spelling mistakes no you did not.)

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RAGHHHHHHHH yall r giving me so many ideas idc what to dooooooo 😵‍💫 this is so sexy ….. office siren!reader… YEPPPPPP

does something like.. coworkers w benefits exist? bcs thats exactly what im thinking about rn :3 that trope w kento— YUMMMMMM im gonna be thinking abt it bae, thankyouuuuu xx

[mintyepic]

one of my worst completely irrational fears is that ill say a hotdaga quote outloud to one of my coworkers on accident because everything frm that series has integrated into my dialogue and theyll recognize it as they themself are also a hotdaga fan and are active in the very small hotdaga community that i vaugely know everyone in and then start to put the pieces together that i was the person who drew can soup sexy and i think if im not friends with them already thats gonna really change their perception of me fr the worst. goodnight.