#THAT'S THEM ALRIGHT 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[princess-of-purple-prose]

[ID: Text post memes of Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe from Scum Villain using official art.

Luo Binghe kissing Shen Qingqiu in the dreamscape + "first base is martyrdom. second base is raising the other from the dead. third base is eye contact"

Shen Qingqiu stabbing a heartbroken Luo Binghe at the edge of the Endless Abyss + "this trauma is going to give you such interesting character development I promise"

Luo Binghe smirking while forcefeeding a terrified Shen Qingqiu his blood + "I immediately stopped stalking the woman I’ve had a crush on for the past six months. When I discovered dozens of pictures of me sleeping, hanging in her closet."

Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe flying on a sword together + "a They Deserve Each Other shipping scale where on one end of the axis you have the “no one else is good enough for them” ships, and on the other end you have the ships that need to be together monogamously forever as a quarantine measure. whatever the fuck is wrong with both of them must be contained for the greater good."

Shen Qingqiu kissing Luo Binghe in the Deep Dream extra + "Having ethically debatable sex with my morally ambiguous wife"

Shen Qingqiu giving Luo Binghe his guanyin pendant in Maigu Ridge + "love when a dynamic is like. this would be deeply toxic for anyone else but considering the people involved this is actually far and away the healthiest option"

Luo Binghe laying his head in Shen Qingqiu's lap + "hey, can we talk for a second? it’s about your girlfriend. yeah, she’s great. no, yeah, I agree. It’s just that… she seems really devoted to you? Like really devoted. Almost as if you were the sole, fragile line mooring her to the shores of humanity. No, that’s not romant—ugh. Listen. Me and the girls, we’re worried you might be the last good thing to happen to her and that were some tragedy to inevitably befall you, she would tear the gods from their thrones and dye the infinite western seas wine-dark with their ichor. Do you think you could introduce her to a new hobby or something? we don’t want to have to argue over what color “wine-dark” is supposed to be". End ID]

no one is doing it like bingqiu (svsss tpmeme 3/?)

[delta-piscium]

was captivated by screenshots of iwtv characters with their hand up and pointer finger out, and knew that finger had to waggle and so i made them waggle

here are my children,

[kyouka-supremacy]

OUCHI FUKUCHI VS. SHIN SOUKOKU - BUNGOU STRAY DOGS SEASON 5

[doodlingwren]

☝🤓 What if 🤨🤔! I was back 😨🤯 after some months 😞😤😲... ahahah jokes 🧐🤣😂... unless 😳👉👈

[shima-draws]

Me: UGH AGHFHH HALLOWEEN LAW……..I really want to get him but I think my chances are pretty lo

Me: HOLY SHIT OKAY?????

Me: Okay but I’ve also been getting my ass whooped at Pirate Rumble, everybody’s been using the Nami/Carina unit so maybe I c

Me: Um. Uh. Wow. Can I also get Robin and Koala becau

Me: ??????????

[chizukao]

OOOU IT STANK 🤢. Maybe try shipping characters that aren't relateded. I'm gonna hope this is rage bait tho

the masses have spoken!!! ask and ye shall receive:

more cookie run shipcest!!!!! this time they're all headcanons 🥰

specific headcanons ⬇️

butter pretzel x baguette:

sisters!!! baguette's older by a few years. they get along surprisingly well, and people are always initially surprised when they learn they're sisters until they think about it for more than a second and suddenly it clicks. despite what you may assume, baguette thinks very highly of butter pretzel's art and is proud of her. butter pretzel looks up to baguette.

peperoncino x chili pepper:

they're siblings!! chili pepper is younger and is habanero's mom. her and peperoncino have an extremely tumultuous relationship, mostly due to chili pepper's choice of profession and overall personality. they do care about each other though, i prommy <3

knight x sparkling:

brothers, with sparkling being older!! knight admires sparkling; sparkling dotes on knight. he also gives knight advice anytime he stops by his bar. knight has a masssssive crush on sparkling, and sparkling is completely oblivious (and maybe has a teensy crush of his own) :3

aloe x white ghost:

cousins that grew up like sisters!! aloe simps *hard* for white ghost, something that the latter knows and uses to her advantage. they're constantly flirting and pretty much everyone knows they're dating (except for them).

skating queen x cheerleader:

sisters who *despise* each other (well, cheerleader doesn't quite despise skating queen, but she sure does get fed up with her self-absorbed personality). they have a whole rivalry going on, with skating queen being both older and the more passive aggressive of the two. they fight, they break up. they kiss, they make up <3 /ref

kouign amann x pastry:

cousins of some sort methinks or maybe long-lost sisters....?? they meet while pastry's still a part of the st. pastry order; kouign amann is immediately enthralled by pastry, and wants her to be confident and happy, which she....very much isn't with her cult. i imagine they go on picnics together (which pastry insists is a waste of time), and spar together (which kouign amann enjoys, but she also wants pastry to have fun doing other things) :>

[xumoonhao]

neopronouns & xenogender pride web badges for anon 💖

[dbphantom]

I can only dream of seeing a fraction of the discourse that happens on OP tumblr

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCAR!!!!!!

I REALLY STARTED ROOTING FOR HIM DURING THIS EPISODE AND I KINDA HAVE BEEN A BIT ALREADY BUT WHOOOOO!!!!!!

He so deserves that

Also it was kinda funny but OOUFGH that ending can be so angsty/dramatic 👀👀 boutta write that so hard

If anyone was gonna win besides BigB, I wanted it to be Scar. I even said it before we watched Martyn's episode I believe, that it would be wild xd. Maybe it was one of the other episodes idk lol. But just, wow. That was great

Thank you SO MUCH to all of the creators for another amazing Life Series.

Secret Life was AWESOME!!!

This whole thing was so epic, and I'm so proud of and happy for Scar :'D

Gosh, the longest life series over 😭😭❤️

I loved it so much ❤️❤️🥰

[gregoftom]

THEYRE HEREEEEEE TYSM @rebvilla i love it all 🥰🥰🥰

[mad-hunts]

the tiny fox is caused by the fact that she does not have issues with them directly ( she is too much of a cryptid to care about them ) but since she normally has issues with anyone, i think it was fitting to put at least a itty bitty fox on there 🦊 everything else ? she is proudly fluttering her lashes right now !!

barton audibly let out a loud ' huh? ' in shock whenever he saw that all of the boxes he put on the bingo card were, once again, checked off by another person. but this time it was by none other than ahri; the nine-tailed fox who he never would've thought he matched with, but then again, surprises were kind of bound to happen whenever it came to a thing like this. barton honestly fumbled for what to say for a moment before he pursed his lips in an attempt to hold back a smile and let his eyes dart from side to side, as if he was trying to make sure no one else was present in the room. and this was seemingly because he wanted to... run to close the door to his room? okay, well, that was a bit weird. but i suppose that is to be expected from him by now. as long as he didn't do anything else weird —

oh, wait, i spoke too soon. barton was now punching the air out of a sense of victory and started to laugh, ❝ yes! oh my god, fuck you, doctor orion. damn douchebag who said i'd never be able to find one person who would like me for me because i'm 'unlovable.' well, i actually found two, you dunce! ❞ barton was practically vibrating with happiness as he purposely flopped down on his bed and sighed dreamily. he took a moment to just bask in his self-satisfaction, with his eyes closing, before he realized: 'oh, yeah. i should probably say something to ahri.' barton honestly did fumble with figuring out what to say for a bit considering the fact that he got two bingos so close together was a bit flustering to him.

but hey, he could manage. barton sat up then before placing both of his hands below his chin. ( BYEEE ☠️ THIS PICTURE )

❝ so, uh, how do you feel about garlic breadsticks? and just italian food in general, actually? because if you wanted to, ❞ barton paused as he attempted to push down the flusteredness he was (still) feeling. ❝ i know this really good italian restaurant in town, so maybe we could go on a date there? it'll be my treat... i promise! it's just that i noticed you put a big marker over the 'love as consumption' thing, so i think we may just get along splendidly. ❞

[singsweetmelodies]

🙄

[mrsfitzgerald]

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[prxckedradiolove]

so normal about dinahboose 🙃😭

[jendoe]

blaming @denerims and @shadowglens for igniting the part of my brain that lives and breathes st lmfaoooo... no prompt, just vibes and chris and rhea being stupidly married!

wc: 1512

"Chris, I have a problem."

Well, that wasn't a concerning statement coming from his accident prone wife. Chris glanced at his communicator, still chopping carrots for their dinner. "What do you mean you have a problem? Is it the killer plants again?" Entirely a joke, though he wouldn't be letting her forget that did actually happen. "Pollen?"

Rhea was silent. That answered that question, but she provided more detail when she continued. "…Okay, two problems. If it helps, it was the one I collected on our last away mission that just increases dopamine production." She clicked her tongue. "I'll probably be giggling like an idiot for the rest of the night, but on the bright side, I'll be able to take some more notes on it. I mean, it was a little hard observing the side effects since Connolly was the one who collected the samples and he is notoriously difficult to work with even when he's not experiencing a boost in–"

"Rhea. Focus."

She inhaled sharply. He figured she'd gotten so caught up in her spiel that she'd forgotten to stop and breathe, which was per the norm for her. "Right! Right. My other problem. Uh… don't laugh, please?"

Despite her insistence, he stifled an amused noise. "I won't laugh, sweetheart."

"I'm… stuck."

Chris paused his vegetable preparation, knife already halfway through the carrot. "You're stuck? Stuck how?"

There was a hiss on the other end– and a very loud gust of wind. The sound of the door to the greenhouse slamming closed followed. When he glanced out the window, he could see her standing behind it, one hand on her hip and her communicator in the other. "Cold. Snow. I don't like it. Why'd you move me to the mountains?"

Ah. That explained a lot. Time for a little rescue mission. "First of all, you agreed to move here with me," Chris said, as he set his cutting board aside and hung up his apron. "Secondly, why did you go out to the greenhouse if you knew you wouldn't want to walk back to the house?"

"I don't know!" Rhea cried out with a whine. "I missed my plants and you know I get restless if I stay in one place for too long."

Chris took another quick glance out the window at the snow coming down harder and harder. "Well, you sure did pick a prime time to do this. I think we're in for a blizzard tonight."

"Fantastic." Even from this distance, he could see her pouting. "You're coming to get me, right?"

"Of course, sweetheart," he said, shaking his head. He reached for his coat to bundle up. "Just give me a second, alright? I'm going to end the comm now."

All he got in response was a mumbled okay before she herself hung up. He breathed out a sigh (albeit a fond one, as the things she did would never fail to endear him) and tugged on his boots. His gloves were next, and then for an extra layer of warmth, a scarf that he intended on sharing. Knowing her, she hadn't dressed too appropriately for the weather since she often joked she felt like a plant herself and that the greenhouse kept her plenty warm when she was tending to her samples.

The trek there wasn't far since it was right across from the back door. Really, she could've easily walked to the house on her own, but what kind of husband would he be if he didn't aid his wife in her hour of need? She proved his point by launching herself into his arms the second he stepped inside, kissing his cheek.

"My hero," she joked.

"Careful, you'll give me a big head." He gave her a tight squeeze before carefully setting her down. "So, what did we learn?"

"To stand back when I'm watering that particular plant so I don't get sprayed with pollen," Rhea said, flicking some yellow dust away from the shoulders of her sweater. "And to stay inside the house when it's snowing this hard."

Chris hummed in agreement, as he pulled his scarf off to let her have it instead. She accepted it with glee, winding it around her neck and snuggling her face into it. He wasn't entirely sure if the impossibly wide smile tugging at her lips was because she was happy to be quote-unquote rescued or if the effects of the pollen were starting to kick in. Maybe both.

She suddenly gasped. He raised his brows in curiosity.

"Wait, wait, wait, before we go!" He remembered how Connolly had greeted him when he came back from the away mission they'd found the plant on– same cadence. Not too unusual for her considering her happy-go-lucky nature, but there was just the slightest hint of over the top enthusiasm that suggested that yes, she was definitely feeling the effects. It showed in how she practically bounced away to pick up one of the clay pots lying around. "You remember how you said you missed the poppies your mom grew in the front yard?"

"Yeah," Chris said. "Did you–"

"Plant some? Yes." She held the pot up with a grin. "Happy anniversary."

He couldn't help but laugh. "Our anniversary isn't for another month," he said, taking the pot from her to examine the yellow flowers inside it. Sure enough, they're the same ones his mother loved so much. "And you're already trying to one up me. Shame on you."

"Hey, I was growing them before I decided they'd make a good gift," Rhea said, standing up on the tips of her toes to look at the flowers herself. She was still beaming, clearly proud of herself. "It was hard keeping them a secret, but well, you rarely come out here since–"

He sneezed, interrupting her. She burst into laughter. "You're allergic to half the things I'm growing," she finished, body still shaking as her giggles died down. "Come on. Let's get you inside before you get too sick."

Making a face, Chris merely sniffed when his nose kept itching. "I think that's my line. I came out here to rescue you."

"You did," she said, taking the pot from him to set it back where it was. "Why don't you be a gentleman and carry me so I don't have to walk through the snow?"

He glanced down at her feet. Honestly, he shouldn't be surprised that all she'd worn to walk out here was a pair of fluffy, blue slippers and with another fond sigh, he lifted her up off the ground. "Lesson number three. Try to avoid hypothermia and wear your boots for once."

"Okay, okay, I promise I'll put them on next time," Rhea said, wrapping her arms around his neck to presumably feel more secure, which was… fair. He had dropped her before, though not on purpose. "I was just going stir crazy being cooped up in the house."

Chris pressed a kiss to her cheek before adjusting his hold on her so he could get the door. He winced at the sudden blast of cold air, the stinging sensation of snow hitting his face more than uncomfortable, but he managed to compose himself enough to cross their backyard. "Well, our leave is almost over and you'll be back on the ship with plenty to do."

She stayed silent until they were in the warmth and safety of the house, clearly not enjoying the weather anymore than he was. Once he set her down, Rhea reached up to brush the snow from his coat, even though it was already starting to melt and seep into the fabric. He was quick to get it off before it reached his inner layers.

"I'm looking forward to it," she finally said. "I've got a ton of ideas for experiments if my captain will allow them."

He exhaled in amusement. "As long as you're not breaking any rules and you run them by me or Una first." He cupped her face in his hands, leaning in to press a kiss to her nose. "I can never be too careful with you."

Rhea tilted her chin up. He didn't need to ask why and so, he moved down to her lips next. "And," he continued, "I'd prefer it if you didn't inhale anything else."

"It was an accident." Her eyes lit up– or at least, more than they already were. "A happy one! This sample is still new. I don't know much about it yet and like I said, Connolly didn't exactly give me a chance to observe him, but–"

He cut her off with another kiss. She giggled in a daze when he broke contact. "You've made your point. Not like I can exactly go back and stop you now, anyway." He gently patted her cheeks before stepping away to get back to the kitchen. Dinner still needed to be made. "Full report, lieutenant. I want to know everything you learn about it."

Chris didn't need to look back to see that she was grinning again. "Aye-aye, captain."

[dramaism]

just a heads up - I'm now officially lee jae wook & go yoon jung's fan blog until i don't know when

pls bear with me