#THAT IS THE CUTIEST OF ALL THE PATOOTIES

[tinycowboybro]

EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU JOONG 😭😭

[saphic-with-t]

This would work on me

can i rizz u

[hazzybat]

I'm not gonna shut up about Jure

The man performs shirtless the whole show and you guys don't adore him??????

He is decked out in jewellery and is a fucking cutie pie with a cheeky grin

Look at this shit!!! Look at my little slut being a hoe with his tummy showing!! (Look at that happy trail and don't think about......... something)

Fuck off with the cigarette and Bojan lighting it holy fuckkkk

Actually cumming

Also I want his jacket so much maybe I should make it

The cutiest patootie that ever lived. Fuck right off if you don't think so

Also this is just cute as fuck

Okay tipsy (drunk) Ted talk over i love Jure and you all had BETTER START APRECIATING MY MAN

[slova-the-necromancer]

i feel like. okay. i've been thinking a lot about dead by daylight lately (evidently so) and i think i have just slept soooo much on renato as a character. not only is he the cutiest patootie ever, but i feel like he has this sort of vibe that you can only really clock if you just Know. if you're neurodivergent and a younger sibling. i feel like growing up it was always the struggle of feeling like, even if you KNOW it's all gonna be fine, like you're being left behind a little bit. like all people are ever gonna know you as is "so-and-so's younger sibling." feeling resentful of that at first, but then growing and thinking damn. actually, my older sibling is my best friend in the whole entire world. i think the major difference between us though is i'm like. dumb. and i don't particularly want to settle for being in the background, because that makes me upset and anxiousss. which sucks because not being in the background ALSO makes me anxious. whatever, renato lyra you will always be sooo unbelievably real to me

[alcqraz]

there are so many angst plots: reader or carlos is an ass, they can’t date because they live in 2 diff worlds, they fall apart because one of them thinks the other is losing feelings, carlos prioritizes tennis too much and reader feels that they are not good enough, carlos feels like he’s missing out on his best years cause he sees reader having a normal life with normal friends and thinks he’s holding them back from living their best lives etc etc and ofc they all lead to messy fights and seggsy times if you wanna write smut too, if not then we shall stick to heartbreaks🤭🤪

Im taking ur ideas thanks.

I know what we dk what Carlos is like irl but I can not imagine being an asshole im sorry like wdym hes not the cutiest patootie in the entire world. Sorry that was cringey.

I can probably see him prioritizing tennis but at the same time... idk???? i can't, i feel like he would subconciously and not know it but i don't think he'd do it like on urpose if yknow what i mean...

i would write smut i would do it in a hearbeat but im 1) bitchless 2) don't know what it's liked to get fucked unless its up the ass. IM KIDDING IM JOKING.

ill deliver trust.

[biggesttmntfanintheworld]

Platonic! rise! turtle tots x babysitter! teen! gn! Reader headcanons!:3

you and splinters relationship is STRICTLY platonic btw

you can be yokai or human it doesn't matter:3

raph is 7

leo is 6

donnie is 6 and on the autism Spectrum

and mikey is 5 and has ADHD

Raph

Secretly likes when you call him your 'big baby'

He doesn't like to be carried that much

but only on special occasions:3

he thinks he's a 'big man'( he is >:( )

Likes when you play toys and roblox with him

play sports ball with him please

PLEASE-

would play pranks on you(with the help of leo)

but he lubs you i swear

every time you come over he always runs to hug you first

speaking of running

he always challenges you to race

but ofc you beat him bc his legs are very small

YOU BETTER LET HIM WIN THO

you have to bathe him or he won't not even with his father

please do i'm begging you

hes stinky

he calls you using his dad's phone and BEGS you to come over and play

he calls you big bro/sis

"hey uh big bro/sis? can you come over i'm so bored"

"honey its 3am"

:3

Leo

Where do I start

Clingy...

Very clingy

Like super duper clingy

He definitely hugs on you and does not let go

He calls you his mama/papa 100%

Or mommy/daddy

he has serious attachment issues to you

i mean your always there!(not like someone)

he definitely hugs your leg and never lets go

so you just walk around with a baby turtle on your leg

its so cute bro

says 'i love you' 500 time a day

"i love you mama/papa"

"i know sweetheart"

YOU BETTER SAY I LOVE YOU BACK>:(

your the one who got him those action figures he has of Jupiter jim

if you know how to skate you're the one who taught him how to

asks you for pizza

all

the

TIME!!

"mommy/daddy can i have pizza?"

"this is the 70th time you asked-"

:3

donnie

(my fav son)

doesn't like hugs that much

he opts for a high five tho:3

always in his room/lab

so if you want to say hi to him when you come over you have to go there

he calls you by your first name or just babysitter

he LOVES to play video games with you

like roblox and stuff

he doesn't like pranks

he hates them sm

no pranks

don't to it.

I hope I made my point across

anywhizzle

he sometimes just likes to be next to you

he loves your presence so much

idk why

he just does

he likes to be carried...

but he doesn't like hugging...

it's a strange phenomenon...

sometimes draws little Doodles of you and him

you better hang it up on your wall>:(

" um first name? i made you something..."

he shows you the drawing of you and him holding hands

"aww its beautiful baby"

:3

mikey

the cutiest of cuties ever!!!

the smallest of smalls ever!!!

like leo hes super clingy

butttt...

1000 times more

he loves it so much when you carry him

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMUCHHHHHHH

it's the best thing in the world to him:3

SO.

MUCH.

HUGGGGGGGGGGSSSSS!!!!

he draws so much drawings for you!!

you have a dedicated wall in your house/apartment to all his drawings

he calls you mommy/daddy

or mama/papa

and maybe mom/dad

he definitely Waddles...

picture this

imagine you're cooking breakfast for the boys

and behind you hear little feet patting on the floor

and you look behind you and you see the cutest little baby(mikey) waddling up to you tiredly

"hi mommy/daddy..."

"hi cutie patootie!"

:3

im sorry for being gone:(

i hope you guys like this:333333

[lilliesofinspirationvalley]

Poké-OCs: Chrys Anthem!

Chrys is the mc I’ve created for Scarlet! The cutiest patootie, isn’t he? In Japanese, his name would be Kikuo (キクオ)

Age: 14 (Scarlet/Violet)

Hometown: Montenevera, Paldea → Wyndon, Galar → Cabo Poco, Paldea

Trainer Class(es): Naranja Student, Paldea Champion, (Honorary) Blueberry Champion

Chrys’s grandmother is none other than the MC of RIP, Ryme! That makes Tyme is great aunt, or as he likes to call her, “Grantia!”

His father, thus Ryme’s son (at least one of lmao), is Pomelo Anthem— a famous actor for films and TV! Pomelo tends to star in a lot of action-packed roles fitting his naturally charismatic personality. He’s often quite the busy combee, but he always does his best to make time for his beloved family.

Chrys’s mother is named Asoka! She’s from Galar and has the biggest green thumb! Berries, veggies, herbs— you name it, she can cultivate it! Usually sells her produce at farmer’s markets, though sometimes she’ll be commissioned (would that be the right term??) to grow/harvest specific items for more private use (such as rare berries).

Chrys himself is a very friendly and sociable boy, who finds it easy to talk with just about anyone and loves to make new friends! Even if he wasn’t related to celebrities, he would be incredibly popular, lmao.

Chrys was born in Paldea (Montenevera specifically), but moved to Galar (Wyndon) when he was about 6. Pomelo was hired for a smash-hit TV series that was filmed there, and Asoka wanted to spend some time back in her home region. The Anthems ended up becoming good friends with Peony and his wife (I named her Daphne and have some thoughts on her I hope to share soon), and thus Chrys became befriended with Peonia (or Nia as I usually call her for more distinction) and Penny! Since Penny and Chrys are closer in age, they were often in classes together for most of elementary and middle school, as well as Trainer’s school. They have an incredibly close, sibling-like bond— Chrys is one of the few people that can encourage Penny to come out of her shell without sheer force or an Eevee-related incentive.

Chrys would often tell Penny about his dreams of going to the same school his dad attended back in the day: Naranja Academy! Penny was so fascinated by Chrys and Pomelo’s stories of the academy, she eventually wanted to go to Naranja with Chrys too! They were planning to enroll together at the eame time… but Pomelo wouldn’t be able to move back to Paldea until his tv series fully wrapped up. So, 12 year old Penny wanted to try Naranja out for herself to gain more independence… but we all know how that went. After the Team Star incident, Penny came back to Galar and ended up telling her family and Chrys everything that happened. While they were all understanding and never mad at her or anything, Penny always placed a lot of guilt on herself.

When Chrys and Penny became 14, Pomelo’s show finally wrapped up, allowing him and his family to move back to Paldea! Since Penny’s retreat was wrapping up as well, the two decided to take the plunge and follow on their promise to go to Naranja together. So this deters a bit from canon where Penny just... hacks the player's phone as Cassiopeia and all that. Instead it's more like Penny lets Chrys in on her Starfall plan from the get-go since she knows Chrys is great at battling, and Chrys goes along with the plan (even though he keeps insisting Penny should just come forward and tell Team Star everything herself).

Chrys also meets Nemona and Arven and joins in on their story routes from the game too! I'm debating on if Penny might have stayed at Chrys's house in Cabo Poco the night before they started school, so Nemona (and Arven?) might meet her a little earlier? But regardless, Nemona is immediately ecstatic about Chrys being such a good trainer. Chrys was already planning on trying out the gym league, so having a new big sister friend cheering him on is all good!

Chrys meets Arven and Koraidon the same way the players do in the games! Here's a little dialogue thing I've written up when Arven asks for his help with the Herba Mystica.

Arven: Oh, hey! So we meet again. You remember me, right?  Chrys: Yeah, I do, from the lighthouse! I don’t think I ever got your name though.  Arven: Oh, did I forget that? Well, the name’s Arven.  Chrys: Nice to meet you, Arven! I’m Chrys.  Arven: So I’ve heard! You show up with the Student Council President, and you’re the great nephew of Ms. Tyme— not to mention your grandmother and dad are also pretty famous. The whole school’s been talking about you nonstop.  Chrys: All good things, I hope.  Arven: Nah, don’t worry. You’re basically Mister Popular from the jump. Actually, I’m glad I can talk to you more one-on-one. Normally I don’t show up super often for class, but… well. Since you know about you-know-who, and you’re already really strong… I wanna ask a favor Chrys: Favor? Arven: You’ve gotta help me out so I can finally make my dream a reality! Chrys: … What dream? Arven: Caught your interest, have I? Well, this might come as a surprise, but I’m all about that picnic life: the great outdoors, the perfectly prepared sandwiches, all of it! Chrys: Really? Judging from the massive backpack you got… I never would’ve guessed.  Arven: You wouldn’t? Chrys: That was sarcasm  Arven: Oh. Right.  Chrys: But anyways, that sounds fun! Do you like cooking and hiking and all that too? Arven: You bet I do! I’m not half bad at cooking either, if I do say so myself. Right now I’m researching new recipes that’ll help pokemon feel better. Real health food, see. Chrys: Isn’t that almost all food, though? It all helps pokemon regain energy and recover from status conditions in one way or another.  Arven: I mean yeah but… I’m looking for something a little more specific. I found this book the other day, and it has a whole section about something called Herba Mystica. Basically, they’re special herbs that come in five different types, and supposedly just one lick of them as powder can get blood flowing, provide nutrients, prevent aging— it’ll even boost the immune system! They seem like the real deal. Only found in Paldea, and rare to boot!  Chrys: Oooooo! Then you want a foraging buddy to help you look for them?  Arven: Well… not just that. The book says the herbs are all guarded by Titan pokemon, meaning it’ll be pretty tough to grab even a few sprigs. Because well… look at ‘em. Chrys: Oh wow.  Arven: Yeah. I really want to get my hands on some of those herbs, but… I’m not very good at pokemon battles, as you saw this morning. I don’t really know anyone close enough with strong pokemon to lend me a hand, either. I do not want to crawl to the student council girl because I’d never hear the end of it. But here you’ve waltzed in, and you’d be perfect for it!  Chrys: I mean… truth be told, I am pretty curious about this Herba Mystica stuff. It might be cool to even try and collect some for my mom to try and cultivate!  Arven: Your mom’s a gardener? Chrys: Yep, she loves figuring out what different plants need to thrive properly. Arven: So… you’re willing to help me?  Chrys: Yeah, I don’t mind! Plus, you’re Koraidon’s… trainer? Owner? Technically? Arven: Eeeeh, I wouldn’t say that. We have some… history, though. I don’t want to get into all of it.  Chrys: Sure, I get it. No pressure. 

I'm still playing through/wrapping up Scarlet, and some stuff like Chrys's trip to Kitakami will probably be it's own separate lil posts, but!! I'll include various notes on the blorbo

Has a tendency to pick up every little item he sees, follow rivers to their source, and generally take his time exploring all the little nooks and crannies he comes across!

Loves to take cute pictures of himself and pokemon he finds on his travels (even if he doesn’t catch them)... Photography becoming his main hobby/passion would actually work really well jk unless 

… Kalim Al Asim and Yuji Itadori kinnie /neg /hj - Doesn’t really have his own identity outside of his family or what he can do. Like he knows who he is as an individual and stuff, but doesn’t really think that’s enough? As much as he knows his family loves and supports him in whatever he decides to do, he doesn’t really know for himself at all. He likes training and looking after pokemon, creative pursuits (art, music, photography), and homemaking skills like gardening and cooking— but he’s not sure what he wants to do with those skills other than use them to express himself/help others.

Has no idea what to do about being this “chosen one” (Legendaries flock to him for whatever reason lmao) 

He tends to bottle up his negative emotions (especially if something really shakes him up) because he doesn’t like causing other people to worry about him. 

Terrified of the Paradox Pokemon… Koraidon is like the only one he likes. 

Sees Arven and Nemona as older sibling-type of friends! They fight over that custody a lot though 

Chrys and Kieran will be boyfriends… eventually (They gotta get through the divorce arc first /hj). Their main ship name is PinkUpdoShipping (because I have the cute idea Kieran ties his hair up as BB Champion partially inspired by Chrys usually having his hair in a short ponytail too). Another alt name is AppleOrangeShipping (Since Kieran is associated with apples, and I associate Chrys with oranges quite a bit)

Here are the pokemon Chrys has in rotation as well (at least so far!)

Chompers - Chewtle → Drednaw

Lychee - (Bounsweet) -> Steenee -> Tsareena

Mew 

Elton - Fuecoco → Skeledirge

Soufflé - Wooper (Paldean) → Clodsire

Brioche - Fidough → Dachsbund

Hanako - Hoppip → Jumpluff

Fuji - Makuhita → Hariyama

Jamba - Phanpy → Donphan

Clyde - Mudbray → Mudsdale

Canyon - Rockruff → Lycanrock (Midday)

Zira - Larvitar → Tyranitar

Hydrangea - Flabebe → Florges

Prower - Buizel → Floatzel

Robin - Fletchling → Talonflame

Fabara - Shroodle → Grafaiai

Venus - Shinx → Luxray

Beacon - Mareep → Ampharos

Bismuth - Tinkatink → Tinkaton

Avo - Tadbulb → Bellibolt

Gossymer - Swablu → Altaria

Mamba - Toxel → Toxtricity

Nubbins - Snom → Frosmoth

Rudy - Eevee → Sylveon

Loki - Zorua → Zoroark

Gengar

Ogerpon

Wuko - Chimchar -> Infernape

[maddiethedog2]

Listen here you beautiful wonderful, MOST ADORABLE cutiest patootie this side of the river, you are the MOST adorable. Now don't make me buy you an ice cream about it -_0

See, the problem here is you live on the other side of the river, Clever. And, so, while I may be the most adorable over here, it is unquestionable that you are the sweetest little pea on North America.

Buy me ice cream all you want, but I'll get you three delicious cupcakes in retaliation. Don't think I won't!

But, seriously, I wouldn't mind some rainbow sherbet in a waffle cone.

[kingsmoot]

jon snow cutiest cutie patootie in all seven kingdoms. oh boo hoo i wish having sex with ygritte was less totally fucking awesome so abandoning my vows was harder. got balls deep and i couldn't see the weirwoods anymore. yeah i'll bet.

[milkbreadandtadpoles]

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just a normal day at the movies and you see the cutiest patootie- it stirs something feral in your gut

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[sexual-wasteland-baby]

when trans women r cute I literally DIE like babygirl?? After all these years of trying to hide it you figured out how to be THE cutiest patootie in the entire world?? Incredible.

5000 kissie attack

[justsheerfilth1]

Crash remains the cutiest patootie of all time

[liveleaker]

its hard being the cutiest patootie and also the best little guy in the world all at once

[cloudii-skiies]

>:3

the cutiest of all patooties :D

[instexcamera]

makoto the cutiest patootie ever i love the idea of overstimulating him until hes desperate and him just turning the tables completely and like mindlessly fucking me because he may be twinky but hes still a whole ass idol he has to be muscular

Omg Makoto, I love Makoto

Overstimulating him by using your mouth on him, or taping a bullet vibrator to his cock as he whimpers and stutters out how good it feels, maybe even pegging him. He seems like a crier too, so once you push him to a certain point he would look absolutely ruined, drool and tears running down his flushed face

And when your finally done with him, thinking he's too tired to continue he'd surprise you by climbing on top of you, seemly no where near being done

His stamina would be insane, not only can he continue after being all submissive and orgasming two times he can rebound and dominate you, asking you how much you want to bred, how his cock is the only one for you as he turns you into the whimpery mess, the longer he goes out the more mindless he would get until at some point he seems to fucking you into by instinct

Also all idols are usually have a good bit of stamina and are usually stronger than they seem

[unfunnyaceartist]

N is the cutiest of all patooties