#THAT GIRL IS DEAD LMAOO šŸ’€šŸ’€
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laalaaisthebest Ā· 5 months ago
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I keep thinking abt Guardian's mom. I have literally made a new slendytubbies oc. and she's Guardian's mom. I don't wanna make a fanfic with her in it, but the PARASITES IN ME WANT TO
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biggesthomuradefender Ā· 1 month ago
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ngl itā€™s very funny to me that sm ppl were quick to assume that the words madoka spoke during the flower field are insignificant bc she was a ā€œfakeā€ created by homura, or being ā€œinfluenced/controlledā€ by her in some way, when neither of those things are true, and those words were madokaā€™s genuine feelings.
and yes, she doesnā€™t have her memories, but even soā€¦ do ppl rly think that madoka would rly justā€¦ be completely okay and satisfied w becoming a god, leaving behind all of her family and friends forever, and being forgotten by all except for homura (plus, sheā€™s only able to be remembered by the magica quartet when they literally DIE, hence in sayakaā€™s and bebeā€™s case.)? like, you guys rly donā€™t think she would have any reasonable, human regretsā€¦?
really??? šŸ˜­
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afterlife-2004 Ā· 3 months ago
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lylianrae Ā· 4 months ago
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A list of all the things I have manifested ā‹†ĖšāŸ”Ė– ą£Ŗ
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We manifest everything in our lives btw - the good and the bad which is why I will be including both to prove that the law does not discriminate. If you can successfully become poor, you can most definately become rich with the same ease because everything is just a state.
Long hair
AHH this is one of my favourite manifestations. Ever since I was young I had a weird bob with a fringe (often crooked) and I wanted long hair like all the other girls (lmaoo) but my mum was strict so she didn't let me grow it out. Although I didn't know about manifestation back then, every new year and birthday I would wish for long hair and I would pretend I was a princess with butt long hair. Guess what, somewhere along the line, my mum let me grow it out and now I have butt length hair (don't really know what to do with it tho </3).
As all kids do, I went through an emo phase where I chopped off like half of my hair like 4 years ago. I literally grew back 7-8" of hair within a month because my parents got too mad. I knew about manifestation here so I just assumed my hair always grows unaturally fast. Same with when I cut bangs, they grew past my chin within a couple of weeks.
Manifesting my way into a private school
Honestly this just shows that you dont need 2430430 hours of working on your self concept to manifest. Literally so many celebs, including Marylin Monroe (the queen), manifested their fame with awful self concept. Likewise, here I was possibly going through the worst time of my life back then. I would wake up at 8 am and start studying and end at 11 pm despite being only 10 at the time. I was so freaking stressed and envious of all the other children and went into a depressive spiral where my two options were pass or die. I didn't even have enough practice and I cried my self to sleep on most nights. Anyways, when i did the exam I was deathly calm and even after the exam I was apparently so chill so my parents thought I failed.
I literally left 9 questions on one paper but throughout the summer, everytime I found a dandelion I would make a wish and imagine digging a tunnel to the examiners room where I secretly change my answers into the right ones (lmfao my tiny 10 yr old brain - idek how it worked). Anyways my results were sent back to me a month later on a random October evening and I got a really high mark. Even after 7 years of going to this school I havn't met anyone who has gotten a mark higher than mine.
Curly hair / straight hair
Sigh. We always want things we don't have. When I was younger I had really straight hair like 1A asian hair but when I was like 10, I really wanted curly hair and I would try to curl it often. After a few months, I manifested a curling iron and my hair literally became naturally curly like right after a wash it would curly af when before it was dead straight. Naturally I grew bored of it and I wanted my straight hair back and for ages I began overcomplicating the law and struggled to manifest it. It was only recently when I actually let go of the 3D that I manifested the silky, shiny straight hair.
Social life?
This is also a funny one, just shows how easily you can manifest. So back in 2021 after lockdown I felt so lonely and felt so left out of my friendship group so after a few months I began stressing myself out and spiraling for like 30 minutes, sobbing to myself about how I was so lonely and how nobody loved me (šŸ’€). Anyways it became reality, I found myself uncomfortable in many social situations and found myself becoming forgotten far more easily. I don't really remember the details but it was so bad that I think I accidently manifested social anxiety (oh well we still up tho).
However I am a loa girly so I found myself listening to popularity subliminals and slowly (but surely) my mindset change from having no friends to being the most popular girl in the year. Like no joke I became friends with like 3 people from different social circles so at lunchtime we had to join up like 3 different tables so we can all sit together. Overall I got myself 20+ close friends and even my ex friends began to admire me although it had ended badly. Even now, when someone says something thats untrue - for example saying that they are dumb when they are not, they would be like "ahaha so its like when Rae (me) says she has no friends, the whole school knows who Rae is".
Clear skin
This was sort of in the beginning of my loa (law of attraction back then) journey, I just randomly found out what subliminals were and was still quite new to everything. Now I don't even understand how it happened but I had busted some capillaries under my skin and it looked like small red viens under my skin and bro I was freaking out at the time. One night I was like just, I had enough, I'm going to get myself better skin and so I listened to a sub once for 3-4 days and on like the 4th day, my cheeks began to heat up which was odd and the next day it was 90% gone. Just like magikkkk.
Desired university?
Guys. Feeling is the secret. Don't you ever forgot that - not feeling as in emotions but rather the feeling of knowing. I had 2 entrance exams to do to apply for my universities and it was a stressful time where I wasn't getting enough sleep and wasn't eating enough simply because I didn't have the time. Like I come home from school and would have 3-4 hours of homework, then I need to revise for tests and then the remaining time would be spent on the entrance exams. Each past paper took 2 hours and I have around 13s per questions and I was already struggling on time. Anyways, I began to hate them and I would often complain to my mum saying things like "My score got even lower!!" or "I hate it so much" or "My head hurts / eyes hurt".
Guess what? Not only did I see my score decrease over time but I also made such a silly mistake on the most important entrance exam which I needed for 4/5 of my universities. I left a question and completely forgot to mark on the answer so when I finished the section I realised I had one more space on the sheet with like 10s to spare. I didn't have enough time to go back and fix it and lemme say that I did so badly in the test. Even while waiting for results I was just like "ah it would be a miracle if I scored above this bla bla".
I got the score back and it was so freaking bad like I did not stand a chance at my university at all. However, I started to affirm for a place and to my utter shock and surprise my desired university reached out and offered me an interview. I knew people who had like scores which were 50% better than mine and they still got rejected pre-interview. Anyways I began stressing about the interview and the results of the whole thing and boom. I got rejected 3 days after my birthday lmaoo. But its okay because I'm reapplying and I learnt so much more. I'm redoing the entrance exam and my score is a loooot better than it ever was last year.
A key take away would be thoughts are the result of the state you are in. Your dwelling state manifests and I was focusing on the unrealness and the difficultly of getting into this uni and thats what manifested. At the time I was heartbroken and literally went through the 7 stages of grief and spent so many months trying to revise it only for me to focus on the 3D. Just know that everything is done in imagination and it appears in the 3D as a result.
Photographic memory
So this is also something I had manifested before I actually knew about loa but the takeaway here is that manifestation is always instant. I was around 11 reading a random book on my tiny kindle and the book was on how to develop a good memory and I was like ah that'll be useful. Anyways later in the car, I asked my dad about photographic memory and he sort of explained it to me. I just assumed that I have that and I told him I do. He just laughed at me and said thats something that you have to train for and I was not impressed lmao. Inside my tiny brain, I was just like nope, I already have photographic memory and I dropped that thought. Let me tell you, my memory is actually photographic and has helped me out on so many occasions like my brain just takes pictures of things.
Learning fast
This is also something I did before I knew loa, I was just always wondering why the other kids couldn't grasp concepts as easily as I did. Literally in every lesson I would be like ah I learn so fast and now I am actually blessed with the ability to grasp complex subjects so fast. A favourite example of mine would be when I was obsessed with music but to take it to a higher level you need to be able to play an instrument. I couldn't at the time and my teacher told me the requirements a week before the actual deadline. I have never actually played piano with both hands but one day I sat down and worked through the entire song (fur elise by Beethoven) which is a grade 5 (I think) and it normally takes people months / weeks to learn. I learnt the whole thing in 3 days and from then on, I could play piano like I had been doing for ages. Again the memory thing was so helpful because I never actually used any sheet music, I learnt it off a youtube video and I remembered every single note I needed to play.
Hourglass body + 22" waist
This was a couple of years ago when I actually didn't understand loa. Anyways long story short, I would do a 3 minute workout and then flex infront of the mirror all day (šŸ’€) and be like omg I have abs. Overtime, I actually got so skinny everyone around me kept pointing it out to me and my mum got so concerned that she took me to the doctor like 4 times. It was so funny, I would loose like 2-3kg overnight and my parents would have to buy better fitting uniform.
Bigger boobs
This was also back in the day (2021?) when I didn't understand how to manifest things easily af. I had an A cup but I wanted better boobies and I listened to like 2 subs for a week and I went to a B cup. But I just assumed I have a bigger cup size recently and I just skipped C and went to D+ (haven't measured in a long time).
I'm not done but I'm tired now bye bye
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isawas-here Ā· 4 months ago
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Elijah Mikealson Headcannons
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- bro is definitely a family man (as seen so many times)
- if your cooking he comes up behind you and wraps his arms around you
- if you are crying he wipes your tears and holds your cheek
- heā€™s stubborn when infected by a wolf bite so if you stay with him heā€™ll try to tell you to go away. You do not oblige lmaoo
- when youā€™re feeling clingy you go lay in crook of his arms and you snuggle up as he reads
- I think your a witch and heā€™s a vampire troupe is cute kinda like bonzo :)
- he is very passionate I fear! He can be rough if he wanted to but I think heā€™s more aware of his strong he is
-heā€™s definitely a green flag
- he worships you like your a Greek Goddess
- if you two are in danger he lets you go ahead and attack first because he knows your powerful (I imagine him like standing in the shadow thinking ā€œthatā€™s my girl.ā€)
- heā€™s very touchy on the subject of some of his familyā€™s past and does have problems opening up to some trauma but he knows your there for him
- bro definitely praises you :P
-since your human (donā€™t have to be just my hc) heā€™s obviously older but you donā€™t think nothing of it because he LOOKS like heā€™s in his late 20s #agegap
-bro was definitely written by a woman (THANK GOD)
- youā€™ve been hurt in the past so youā€™re a little hesitant on starting your romantic journey with him (spoiler alert, heā€™s the best boyfriend/husband ever)
- he loves bargaining or making deals for you
- sometimes I think youā€™d say ā€œand they say chivalry is deadā€ as he stands there with a vampires heart in his hand šŸ’€ (think of that one scene in the originals with Klaus and Elijah in like the first few episodes of season 1)
- okay thatā€™s all I have so far
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artsyxbutterfly Ā· 3 months ago
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This image gets me cackling everytime I see it LMAOO
But I've sorta been wanting to talk about it.
This is just my opinion y'al, it's fine to disagree (just don't harass me pls šŸ˜­)
To me, Cole always has been sorta queer-coded. Like in the very beginning when he wanted his father to accept him for being a ninja and not a dancer was giving such coming out vibes.
And that Cole notoriously is the one ninja never really having a love interest. Sure there was that weird love triangle with Nya in season 3 but I don't think he really likes her tbh. Also; Vania. They were confirmed to only be friends by one of the writers, Doc Wyatt.
But that doesn't necessarily mean ppl cannot ship them. I personally don't bc I'm tired of every time in the show when a girl and a guy first meet they end up getting together (or at least having feelings for one another) and Cole and Vania seemed to have more of a brother- sister dynamic to me if anything :P
Geo and Cole look cute together imo!šŸ’œšŸ–¤šŸ§”
These ppl on tik tok are probably the same ppl that stopped watching Ninjago bc of the design changes šŸ’€ these ppl are afraid it'll take away from Cole's masculinity or whatever but I don't think it would do anything to his character except give him a boyfriend. He isn't gonna turn into a gay stereotype šŸ˜
Also I find it funny that being alive but gay is just as equally as bad as being dead or being disappeared according to these ppl lmaoooo šŸ˜­
Also, this is mainly based on speculation. Nothing official has 100% confirmed Cole is actually gay. Whether he is or not, I'll still love his character!
Sorry for the mini yap sesh, lol. This isn't a post saying you should ship Cole with Geo, this is just my pov and me cackling at these delulu ppl on tik tok šŸ˜œ
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ijustreallylikepirates Ā· 4 months ago
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DCASE13!!!
-NO DONT YOU DARE MAKE ME WATCH TREVOR CRY AGAIN
-ā€œnow why you crying like a little bitch?ā€ HAHAHAHA YEAH NINA
-ALEC AND RIYA YOU ALCOHOLICS LMAOOO
-Connor is that one of Alecā€™s books??? šŸ¤Ø
-AIDEN YELLING SHUT UP HAD ME LMAO
-OMG ALEC AND RIYA ARE DRUNK THIS SHOULD MAKE THE EPISODE INTERESTING
-oh Alecā€¦
-I feel so bad wait ā˜¹ļø
-poor baby
-WHAT THE HELL???
-ALEC AND RIYA KISS
-HELLO???
-YEAH GRETT STAND UP TO YUL
-ā€œIā€™m happy for you and that lesbian behind the treeā€ LMAOO
-YEAH GRETT BREAK UP WITH YUL
-GRETT ISTG HE TREATS YOU LIKE SHIT LEAVE HIM
-ā€œvegan carpet muncherā€ HAHAHAHAHA
-EW I CANT WITH KRISTAL AND DEREK RIGHT NOW
-Kristal please stop it with the challenge related jokes it didnā€™t go so well in episode 6
-ā€œELECTRICITY šŸ˜ˆā€ I CANT THIS SHOW IS GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME
-ā€œand I can take some annoying kidsā€ honestly me too yul
-wait so what is Alec gonna do? šŸ’€
-ā€œwhatā€™s VR šŸ˜āœ‹ā€
-RIYA SETTING ALEC ON FIRE LMAOO
-WHYD HE SCREAM LIKE THAT IM DEAD
-OH ALEC YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR RIYA???
-YOURE SUPPOSED TO HAVE FEELINGS FOR CONNOR ā˜¹ļø
-JAKE YOU SOUND LIKE YOURE TRYING TO SHIT YOURSELF šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€
-ALEC SLAPPING JAKE WITH A ROCK LMAOO
-AIDEN WHY WHY DID YOU KILL ALEC HOW DARE YOU
-ā€œrest in pieces assholeā€ HAHAHAHA
-I like to see Jake and Aiden actually getting along
-CONNOR STRANGLING YUL LMAOOO
-THE VILLAINS ARE SO BADASS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
-YEAH GRETT BEAT YULS ASS
-YEAH GRETT BREAK UP WITH YUL AND GET THAT DINOSAUR TO KILL HIM YOU GO GIRL
-I love how she did that mostly for gabby too girl friendship goes so hard
-YEAH GRETT GET HIM
-I love you so much Grett you slay
-BYE YUL YOU SUCK LMAOOO
-GET SERVED HAHAHAHA
-ā€œConnor youā€™re old šŸ˜”ā€ IM DEAD
-ā€œAiden youā€™re a twinkā€ DECEASED šŸ’€
-ā€œJake youre a twink part 2ā€ ASHES ASHES DUST TO DUST
-ā€œgabby fuck you bitchā€ no fuck you yul this is why you just got voted out
-YUL FLIPPING THEM OFF AS HE LEFT LMAOO
-YEAH GRETT SHOW HIM THAT FINGER
THIS EPISODE HAD ME FUCKING ROLLING I HAD TO KEEP PAUSING THE EPISODE TO CRACK UP EVERY TIME
This episode also mentally destroyed me
WHY
DID
ALEC
AND
RIYA
KISS!?!?!?!?!?!?
THAT WAS JUST SOā€¦ NOT IT
sorry to the Aleriya fans but I just canā€™t
Happy we got the Alec family namedrop through
I REALLY WANT ALEC TO WIN MAN YOU CAN DO THIS I BELIEVE IN YOU DO IT FOR SHERYL AND DANIEL
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just-call-mefr1es Ā· 3 months ago
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more factS!!!1!!1!! -Hypnos' moons are all hypnotized, made to follow her orders. She hypnotized them for territorial reasons, but she doesn't harm them. -all planets can adjust their size to their will, which is why some are HUGE and some are small af -True to his species-sake, Kamu can bite and drain star energy. (Star Energy is Plasma, which equals to human blood.) -Chloris and Eros used to be dating (Eros got dumped due to his bigger ego) -Eburonia is disliked by my friends (not a system fact just a thing i wanted to say LOL) -The Ring bearers are Eburonia, Eos, and Hera. -The Gas Giants are Eburonia, Galileo, Eos, and Chloris. -The Rockies are Amechania, Eros, Ophion, and Prometheus. -The Ice Giants are Hecatia Eros (thats right, Eros is BOTH!) -The only water giant is Hypnos! -Hypnos is able to hypnotize moons from other planets and make them her own, usually out of jealousy or interest. From my sayings, she would take Callisto, Europa, Titania, Ariel, Miranda, Dione, Rhea, Umbriel and Charon. (She's a women moon collecter HELK) -Hypnos can also hypnotize planets, with one example being a planet from the Proto-era, named Phanes. -Eburonia's psychic abilities predicted the death of 5 of her moons. She does not wish to gain any more moons out of respect for the dead moons. -Galileo's moons are all trained in archery, as respect for their protector and caretaker. -The moons of Chloris have a one-sided hatred with Chloris. Chloris dotes on them, while the moons dislike him. -Ophion's moons are his other three friends! They manage his therapy appointments with the other moons (He's the Taenarum Therapist, like how Mercury is with the Solar System.) -Prometheus's moons are like tiger cubs; sticking close to their parent. They're always near Prometheus, only gone to hang out with friends. -Amechania's moons are one of the only ones who remember her. -Hecatia's moons are usually with other moons; Hecatia doesn't care about them much, unless they get hurt. -Eos's moons also take up alchemy, always trying to make new recipes for Eos, with most of them ending in failure. -Styx's moons always try to calm her down, but she's also scared of them most of the time. And now, for the big shocker.. THE TAENARUM SYSTEM HAD ITS OWN MOON REVOLUTION!
The Taenarum Moon Revolution was caused by one of Hypnos's moons getting mad that the planets didn't have restricted orbits. With her resolve, she gathered some of the moons who agreed with her sentiment and led an attack. Thankfully, it ended like the revolution in Solarballs. And fun fact, it happened because the Taenarum System moons heard of the Solar System Moon Revolution! In an AU, where the Solar System planets inhabit the Taenarum System, it would be stopped by Titan, since he doesn't want a repeat of his actions to happen again, lest in a Planet System with a planet with 1000+ moons. (answer each individually!)
(ill try lmaoo)
aaaaa hypnosā€™ moons bein hypnotized is so fucking awesome and deadass makes sense??? no wonder girlie has a whole ass collection of moonsšŸ˜­well atleast she doesnr hurt emšŸ’—
i think its rlly neat how the planets can change their sizes!! thats a rlly unique detail! ,,also, kamu draining tue star energy?? so fucking badass?? holy shit?? and damn chloris rlly gave eros the L with thatšŸ’€šŸ’€ dont blame em ngl
end this eburonia slander NOWšŸ’”šŸ’”ā›“ļøā›“ļøšŸ™šŸ™ shes done nothingšŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬ (and damn eros trying to catch em all by being both rocky and ice giant)
hypnos wqntinf all the girl moons is honestly relatable, i feel her. and WOAHG?? she can hypnotize planets too?? yikes f in chat for phanesšŸ’” eburonia ilysm, actuallyšŸ’žšŸ’ž can i just say i love all the relationships of all th moons n their planets?? thyre literally so interesting and the dynamics just MWAHšŸ˜µā€šŸ’« i live for moon n planet relationships, positive or not. i think galileos relationship with her moons is honestly so cute like?? omgggg >w< SAME GOES WITH PROMETHEUSā€™??? thats so fuckij cutee DIWJSKSMDM
woooo moon revolutionnšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø we repeating history with this oneešŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø
LMAOOO the moons hewrinf abt our solar systems moon revolution is crazy i lvoe it (imagine the taenarum moons write fanfiction abt the solar systems moon revolution lolololol)
thar was a long list u sent but i love readinf so:3 i rlly like these facts/lore drops u send me! feel free to send more if ud like^_^
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yesimgoingthatdeep Ā· 5 months ago
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My thoughts as i watching ep 1 &2
Spoilers (kinda) ahead
Why is magneto kinda hot but like lowkey.....nvm just realized its his exposed shoulders... he's not following school dress code šŸ™„šŸ™„
Also gambit is dressing like a whore(affectionate) ...really love him for that
Also scott is a bad betch and im glad he is being animated as such
Also only ep 2 , charles is still dead and yet erik and charles still being gay af
Also rouge and magneto šŸ¤ØšŸ¤Ø im hoping its platonic but we will find outttt
Im anti wolverine and jean grey ....wolverine sweetie , SHE DONT WANT YOU DESPITE ANY MIXED SIGNALS SHE SENDS...so stand up got dammit STAN UP
Storm losing her powers is anti black šŸ«¢šŸ«¢ YA I SAID IT...
Jean and scott with there baby: šŸ˜¢šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°
wolverine: šŸ§ā€ā™‚ļø
Like brother listen ...you gotta leave this jean situation alone
This Storm situation is fucked up but like girl at least disguise yourself
Also why was i surprised about Jean showing up like i didn't know scott had a baby with a clone in the comics lmaoo šŸ’€
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atlabeth Ā· 8 months ago
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au where hurricane rises from the dead somehow but she has like zero memories of her life and itā€™s pure chaos bc everyone remembers her (bar percy but he at least has dreams of her) and slowly sheā€™s remembering life and remembers luke and goes through the grief of not being able to see him
this is crazy because it would actually be the most chaotic thing to happen ever. like maybe more than thalia coming back lmaoo. percy would fucking SOB and mama hurricane would lose her mind
her having to remember her whole life and everything that happened and her love for luke after everything heā€™s done??? sheā€™s in the infirmary constantly because that whole thing is being monitored and percy is always visiting her bc SISTERRR and one day sheā€™s like ā€œthereā€™s this boy in so many of my memories. luke castellan. i think i loved him. is he here?ā€ and percy is just like šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘ļø
if it happens pre-lukeā€™s death then itā€™s just a constant war of who has to end up telling her that he betrayed the whole camp and is working with kronos šŸ’€ and when luke sees her for the first time he literally nearly passes out because wtf the fuck
and if it happens post-lukeā€™s death then itā€™s a constant war of who has to end up telling her that heā€™s dead LMAO (itā€™s not funny)
but to lighten that up imagine she comes back as a 15 year old girl bc she died at that age and percy is 16 and sheā€™s like ???? wtf this is illegal?? youā€™re my younger brother???
it would be a happy ending obviously because sheā€™s alive and percy and her mom and annabeth and all of her friends get to have her back but also now SHE is the one that has to deal with lukeā€™s death lmao how horrific
sorry for talking so much but this is a really interesting concept to explore lol thank you
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abbey-rae Ā· 1 year ago
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I wrote my LONG stream of thoughts in my notes app in real time listening to the summit!!
HUGE SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT!!
Ash blaming Aggro for taking his shoe lmaoo
Milo talking shit about Asherā€™s old beltšŸ’€
Milo telling SH they better not have hidden his dress socks againšŸ˜­
Vincent wanted to hear from WillšŸ˜ž
ā€¦but he has a surprise for lovelyšŸ¤­
AHHHH HE GOT A CROWN MADE BY THE SAME CRAFTSMAN WHO MADE HISšŸ˜­
ā€˜youā€™re my heart.ā€™ FOUL
Sam HATES the summit but heā€™s glad to have ā€˜good peopleā€™ here this time!
He and Darlin are getting ice cream afteršŸ„²
Porter didnā€™t actually bring Treasure he just said he would to fuck with VincentšŸ˜­šŸ˜­devious little prick (affectionately)
MORE PACK AND VAMP INTERACTIONS YIPPEE
Asher called Vincent ā€˜budā€™ when they all said hellošŸ˜­
ā€˜Blink twice if you need a way out buddyā€™ lmao
AHHHHHHH OMG OMG ALEXIS IS HERE AND SHES INTERACTING WITH DARLIN OMG
ā€˜so when are you joining the family then? or do you plan to wither away into old age until he canā€™t stand the sight of you anymore; but feels too guilty to leave.ā€™šŸ«„
ā€˜problems donā€™t get resolved by hitting them, you child. grow up.ā€™ girlā€¦
Porter comes to defend Darlin and is being snide with alexisšŸ˜­
ā€˜being the familyā€™s disappointment has always been your domain. iā€™d hate to intrude.ā€™ PLEASE
Samā€™s back!!
ā€˜what the fuck did she say?ā€™ he sounds so hurt omgšŸ˜­
SAM WENT GET ALEXIS OH NO
DARLIN RAN AFTER HIM!
Dion Wright is talking to David
be careful of William??
Although none of the houses claim him, Quinn came from somewhere and that means he has friendsšŸ˜¬šŸ«£
Adam mention was not on my Summit bingo card jesus CHRISTšŸ˜­
Sam asked that Alexis not speak to Darlin and she agreed (although begrudgingly)
Ash is complimenting the food and Milo says that doesnā€™t mean much given Ash has TERRIBLE cooking abilitiesšŸ˜­
ā€˜My name is Porter Solaire.ā€™
ā€˜Oh.ā€™
ā€˜ASH!ā€™šŸ’€
Porter asked SH if theyā€™re an investigator and is asking questions about CLOSEKNIT I WAS NOT EXPECTING THATšŸ˜­
Closeknit has lots of groups finding them and one of them is a Vamp house (Bennett)
Porter wants SH to stealth and sneak into a meeting between the Bennett king and prince which is happening in a few minutes!!!
SH wants to do itšŸ˜Ÿ
The others still donā€™t know what Milo did to save everyone during inversionšŸ˜­
The number of people in/joining Closeknit is declining, people need ā€˜anotherā€™ incentive (i.e more funding) to start joining againšŸ«£
IT FEELS LIKE IM IN THE ROOM IM SITTING SO STILL IM SCARED
AHHH HE JUST SAID WHAT WAS THAT NOISE NOOO
Porter is starting a fight with vincent to cause a distraction!
THE KING OF THE HOUSE OF BENNETT IS DEAD WHAT THE FUCKšŸ˜­šŸ˜­
In summary:
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toastess-with-the-mostess Ā· 1 year ago
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Let's Rewind! Toast watches Voltron Defender of The Universe (1984)
Season 1, Episode 29: Magnetic Attraction Season 1, Episode 30: The Sleeping Princess
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Episode 29: Magnetic Attraction
Defensive training time! The team are doing Karate together I only got to a yellow belt myself because of how expensive lessons were, but it was fun either way
"I flipped Lance easy, and I'm a girl" "I fall for girls" Lance just say you like women who can kill you Once again we see Allura pointing out the fact she's a lady,,, I will never get over the back handedness of those comments
Oh my bad it's Judo! I've never done that one before
Great, nanny and Coran are here to tell Allura she's being improper again, and he thinks it's a good idea to guilt-trip her with her dead dad dude when will you learn that you can't stop her, she's literally doing worse by being a solider, protecting herself is the least she should know since even her guards can't handle when Lotor is after her
More misogyny from the team, the show really do be a product of its time šŸ’€
The one good thing Coran does is warn other people to get to safety, but then proceeds to say "it's nothing, definitely not weird that a freaky orange and red cloud is slowly spreading over the sky of Arus when it's noon" if he doesn't die of old age I'm killing him myself
Oh so the cloud is rapidly causing global warming, eco terrorism is horrifying
Why the hell is there a group of people washing themselves in the last remaining water of a boiled away lake? im not sure if dotu will ever answer that but golion will later on
robeast so hot it melts missiles, and the team is immediately going to fly up to it except allura can't launch because blue has no power from the surrounding water which got boiled away oh shit this is actually a good plan on Haggars part
Ooh we get to see a crystal that probably helps power blue lion! Maybe that's where the nexus idea in VF came from!
Alfor ex machina, i can't remember the last time we saw you but it's been a hot minute hasn't it
HOLY SHIT LORE Black gets powered by lightning/electricity, Red gets powered from the heat of lava/magma, Yellow is also magma but more earth dependent, Green is powered by wind, and blue obvs is powered by water like i knew all this already but i love the fact i get to listen to it now
Coran finally thinks of protecting Allura against Lotor and attacks through castle defenses,, except not that it works because Lotor just attacks Allura who is still stuck in her lion as long as she stays inside I assume she's safe but man she's not having a good day
Lance is a smart cookie! He plans to make a path with their own magnetic laser in order to get up to the robeast Now only if he made more plans like that, the fights would be easier me thinks
Lotor doesn't want to hurt Allura, yet actively sends missiles at blue lion while she can't move I hope your dad beats you ong
wait did the team not know that they needed water to launch blue? ok that makes sense actually since they don't know anything about the lions and their mystic nature kind of late in the episode to realize that though
GIRL WHY ARE YOU OPENING THE HATCH FOR THE MECHANICS OF BLUE TO LET WATER RUSH IN, I DON'T THINK THAT'S HOW IT WORKS BUT OK Blue lion is back anyway so I guess it worked
Voltron formed, robeast defeated, and global warming cloud dispersed, so water can come back, the GIF for this episode is going to be great
DAMN ZARKON TRASHING HIS SON FOR THINKING FOR HIS DICK AGAIN
"My beloved nincompoop" LMAOO
/episode end
Episode 30: The Sleeping Princess
Lotor has a nightmare about a woman he says is Allura but very obviously isn't, especially when she does fade into Allura's design, probably his mother This man really obsessed with Allura
PRINCESS CORRAL MY BELOVED, LOTOR IS A SLUT FOR TURNING HER DOWN SHE'S SO CUTE
"Stop whining, you have no feelings" -Zarkon get his ass
Lotor stop making batshit excuses for not marrying her, you'll be unhappy either way good god
At least Zarkon knows that he'll fail his mission against Arus, if he just held on a little longer lotor wouldn't be a problem but nope
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Look at her, she's such a sweetie! She's even helping Lotor try to marry Allura, a mistake, but she's got her heart in the right place
"I want Allura to come willingly, [but] she lives in terror of my father" Lotor she's afraid of YOU, this is man is all kinds of delusional
Another flashback of the Not Allura woman, still think it's his mom, and she's definitely Arusian which is probably why Lotor has so much obsession for Allura
Flower picking time! Gotta give the pretty princess some pretty flowers to match! The boys are so wholesome
Ah, shit the cat fucked over a blue lion pilot again, what is with that cat against the color blue, now Allura is presumed dead and everyone is freaking out about it
Of course Keith pieces it together that she can't be dead as long as Lotor is still after her, which yeah makes sense but c'mon any other guy see through it please
Hunk makes a plan! Fake funeral for the princess to lure Lotor and Haggar out I'd love it if the team got more scenes like this, everyone is smart enough to contribute somehow
Oh shit Orla attended her funeral! That's nice to see
Keith you're such a simp for Allura, yes, yes we get it Allura is a girlboss and is an amazing leader
What a sweet idea, people throw flowers into Allura's casket and almost filled it to the brim maybe it's tradition for every Arusian, that'd be cool
Lotor hijacks the carriage Allura's casket is being transported in, sucks for him though BECAUSE PIDGE MANAGED TO HITCH A RIDE GET HIS ASS PIDGE
Rip Pidge gets used as a hostage EXCEPT ITS PIDGE VS HAGGAR AGAIN BECAUSE HE HAS A GRENADE ON HIM Oh god this kid is about to sacrifice himself if it means making sure Allura is safe and taking down one of the baddies, where's that post about dotu Pidge being suicidal
"I oughta feed you this" (proceeds to run at Lotor and Hagar with a live grenade) "PIDGE FOR PETESā€™S SAKE DITCH THE GRENADE" - Keith "WANNA SEE WITCHCRAFT?!" oh my god, everything is happening all at once
Grenade explodes, it was knocked out of pidge's hand beforehand, so he dove for Allura to protect her as best he could still so sweet even under all that pressure
Lotor and Haggar run away and Allura's awake, so all's well that ends well I guess Pidge finally gets a real kiss on the cheek from Allura, good for him
LOTOR STOP BULLYING CORRAL, SHE WANTED TO HELP BUT YOU FUCKED UP SO MARRY SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY LOVES YOU YOU FOOL
/episode end
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nijisanji-brain-rot-fics Ā· 1 year ago
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rating the fanbases in nijisanji en that im in šŸ¤ šŸ¤˜
also im not hating on yall im just talking aboutā€¦ā€¦ some colorful things about the fan communities im in
aight for one, kyomies. = FUCKING -18/10
im scared of like some of yall. like ongod ļæ½ļæ½ either chill or so fucking down bad WW like oh god i watched the confessions stream YOU GUYS. ARE SCARY. PLEASE. I CANT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES MY JAW DROPPED WATCHING THAT STREAM. also we needa stop bullying kyo for being the shortest male in nijisanji en lmao hes coping already šŸ’€AHEMā€¦ TO ANY OF YALL WHO GENUINELY LIKE ASTERS FEET CAM STREAMā€¦ DNI (jkjk but like keep a respectable distance from me pls šŸ§āœ‹ yall scare me enough)
kindreds!! = 5/10
yall horny as fuck. all i gotta say. we all know the gwak gwak incident, lets leave it pls. also yall are nice, everyone in chat is pretty nice, yk you get a parasocial chatter every once and a while but oh well wwww šŸ’€šŸ’€ ehmmm theyre like the first niji en fanbase ive been in, i have a friend irl whos a kindred, theyre nice yk did not prepare me for the shitshow the online kindreds are
villions = 8/10
i know, we are all probably down bad for ber whenever he speaks korean, BUT CAN YOU BLAME US?? i wanna bet ver is half of his fanbasesā€™ reason to learn korean (can vouch because i started to relearn kr bc of him šŸ˜­šŸ‘Œ) ALSO HES SUCH A CINNAMON ROLL I JUST WANNA SQUISH HIM!! villions in general, yall r nice, like all i gotta say LOL
sicklings = 4/10
basically kindreds but like twice as horny and mentally ill šŸ’€like goddamn yall listen to his yandere asmrs and go ā€˜he can fix meā€™?? is that like a thing in this fanbase? šŸ˜­ how mentally ill yall had to be to fall for a therapist [bullying myself rn] like holy shit also that one overlay incident šŸ«£ lets not talk about it but like anyways yall are ok, its a debatable topic also just wanted to say hex looks like the type of person to have a rice purity score of 53 idk
FaMillie = 10/10
OK SO IM BIASED BC IM ALSO A FILIPINO AND YK SWAGPINOS UNITE BUT YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY I CANT LIE, YOU HAVE GENUINELY MADE ME CACKLE SOMETIMES especially the hugot lines stream, my mom fucking got mad at me for laughing so much some of yall are unhinged like stop bullying millie LOL ik its for shits and giggles but damn, yall are being mean sometimes šŸ˜­
Quilldren = 6/10
personally, i havent been in the fanbase too much but most of you guys are chill so neutral score. havent seen too much stir from ike's fans so thats nice, good to know theres one fan base that isnt overtly chaotic [from what ive seen šŸ‘€]
scythekicks = 8/10
girl is this fanbase dead or am i just not active on twitter? probably the latter LMAO but like i barely see any doppio fans in the wild like where are yall come out come out you may be outta scythe but you aint outta my mind WWWW we all love doppio in the scythekick household, that man gets so entertained so easily
uhhhh shit ok pls dont cancel me WWWWW IM NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE I PROMISE THIS IS ALL FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES im in these fan bases too IM BASICALLY FUCKING MYSELF OVER
also posts are gonna be slow as fuuuck cuz schools starting and yknow we gotta COME IN DO YOU READ ME?-
im just kidding guys dont hate me for this WWW its for giggles so dont take it to heart
i think i did this wrong in so many ways but oh well LMAOO
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taegularities Ā· 2 years ago
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RID šŸ«¶šŸ«¶ HOW ARE YOU???
i hope you are having an AMAZING DAY! ā¤ļø the weather here is so good, im so happy :)
okay SUPER long tea alert; my friends recently peer pressured (not rlly) me into downloading tinder šŸ¤­ ive always been pretty against tinder bc i wanna meet my soulmate irl and ppl on tinder tend to be pretty thirsty (not all, but most) šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø
but anyways, I FEEL CONFLICTED!! this one (who is so incredibly hot may i add šŸ¤­) started texting me and oh god, hes so smooth. he teases a little and we haven't been texting long but he asked me out on a date for next friday! BUT THEN!!! this other guy, who is def more sweeter, also asked to get coffee with me this week. i said yes to both but idk I FEEL GUILTY! šŸ§ā€ā™€ļø im a loyal girl and i keep having to remind myself that im single and dating like this okay... but idk it just feels strange? im sure im overthinking it, but god im nervous!!
also ive never been on an official date before (which makes this more nerve wrackingšŸ˜”) ive been on like "dates" but nothing where the guy intentionally says that he wants to take me out on a date šŸ§ā€ā™€ļøthe last time i was about to go on a date, the man pretty much cancelled and never rescheduled, so i feel nervous even being excited about it bc what if they cancel?? (im def overthinking, i genuinely cant help it šŸ’€)
but anyways, thats my current dilemma, any advice would help!!! i hope you are well and PLEASE take ur time w cmi!!! šŸ™ i saw a couple of asks of ppl asking u to rush or work on two chapters at once... please dont listen! thats where burnout comes from! take your time (i will literally wait 10 years for another chapter) šŸ«”
- wife from war anon šŸ’‚ā€ā™€ļø
BABE HELLO !!!! <3 i'm okay, just weirdly tired !! kinda glad uni is starting soon but also sad bc i won't be able to be here as much anymore šŸ˜” but yes, the weather has gotten better here, too !! i saw the sun today šŸ„ŗ
girl, the tea you just spilled has me dead šŸ˜­ okay listen, most important thing first: i was on tinder for over a year and the people on there are insane ā€“ some would fake their age, others would use someone else's pictures. i could dive into my strange ass tinder experience but šŸ’€ next time lmaoo. but what i wanna say is ā€“ make sure those guys are who they say they are! and meet in a very public place, just in case... let someone know that you're on that date, just to be sure, okay??
BUT MOVING ON. LISTEN. two guys that you're vibing with? that's amazing šŸ˜­ it's absolutely okay to meet both, that's literally what tinder is for! if it makes you feel better, you could let the guys know that you've been meeting others, too, as friends/casually? but since you're not with any of them, it's fine to get to know people. you might even end up with new friends :D i honestly do hope though, that they don't cancel, reschedule or hurt you, or i'll start rolling up my sleeves lol
keep things casual for now! if any of them does end up cancelling, remember you're better than this šŸ˜Œ and you might even find up someone better later! that's okay, dating apps are like that :') but seriously, don't feel guilty, go with the flow and have fun... and definitely lmk how things played out >:)
yesss, i'll take my time for sure! i just outlined that jk chapter, but i only work on it when i feel like it. i started rereading the series today to have a better overview of it, and got to our beloved chapter lights hehehe but yeah. definitely working at my own pace. thank you, babe. it'll be a ride <333
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eviltiddyproductions Ā· 2 years ago
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Flower of Evil: Episode 3
the blonde wig in the flashback šŸ’€
the way she backed down straight to the locker lol
heā€™s so used to being a delinquent that he doesnā€™t recognise she has a crush on him. cops donā€™t go around asking for your star sign babe
she just introduced herself after confessing to him?! sheā€™s so #real
not him telling her to get out. now. RUDEšŸ˜­āœ‹
him saying ā€˜Iā€™ve been deceived all this timeā€™ as a joke hits a little too close home.
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Also, what are his plans with this journalist exactly ???
LMAO she saw 1 black raincoat and she was like is my husband a murderer šŸ¤ØšŸ¤ØšŸ¤Ø (I feel like theyā€™re using him as a misdirect but he is suspicious babe, keep going)
I donā€™t know why Iā€™m looking out for him but you better wipe your fingerprints from that door fake (?) Hee Sung!
Play the video at home babe, the police is going to show up ANYTIME
Iā€™m so confused by this show. Literally what is going on.
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see this is how I know Iā€™m not used to sophistication because when she said break the door I imagined those NYPD style cylinders or CID Daya style kick to the door. here they did it so quickly and gracefully
he is HANGING for his life (literally)
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the sun believes in our man because it decides to hide behind a cloud and remove his very visible shadow
I love her boots click clacking as heā€™s about to fall from the balcony.
lmaoo ofc he got spotted
not the journalist coming after him with the hammer. our deviant is having the worst day
damn, heā€™s about to get exposed tooā€¦
enough with the misdirects I really thought the journalist was dead šŸ˜­
literally what is going on
they refuse to show us important details of the past and itā€™ll be on sight if all of this build up turns out to be something lame !!!
moo jin mightā€™ve been kidnapped but heā€™s annoying as hell
a misdirect again
HELP just as Moo Jin and we figure out our double identity man is not the murderer, our girl thinks that he is. first the raincoat and now the breakfast šŸ’€ like bae you will not connect the most obvious but youā€™re going forward with these!
THE JUMPSCARE. I hate blacked out eyes
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slay?
got stabbed by someone he knew, had a vision of his killer (?) dead father and got hit by a car om shanti om style. he was having the WORST day
and it gets more confusing šŸ¤©
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luaspersona Ā· 2 years ago
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i've been staring at your review for about two hours and i still don't know how to reply lmaoo, so here's an attempt
first of all, them meeting at a bar and jimin ditching her was the absolute golden set up for joonie and her to get it on.
aaaa that's so nice to read bc i struggled a lot trying to come up with a way for them to meet without jimin! and once i figured jimin would bail on the reader i thought i was the funniest istg lol šŸ’€
the mutual attraction from the start really did it for me!! really nails the whole strangers to lovers and goes in depth with how these two will be able to move forward from this interaction. also woooow, reader being an ultimate flirt just like her baby brother has meeeee (small details always make me squeal when i read!) šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©
the way you talk about it makes me so happy honestly, like "really nails the whole strangers to lovers" i'm so so flattered you would think so urgh šŸ˜­
also, i squealed myself while writing it lmaoo it was so funny to picture the park siblings just easiliy flirting with other ppl omg
i love how they decide to dance before kissing, builds up the clear tension between them and youā€™re just WAITING for it to happen and the fkn satisfaction when it does???? YESYESYES GIMME ME ALL OF THAT.
we love a good sexual tension amiright??? it was sooo delicious to keep pushing it, especially bc they had already hit it off so fast, i had to take some sweet time for it to still be exciting
i have absolutely no words for your smut. just that namjoon calling reader sweet girl made me actually giggle and blush IN THE TRAIN. yes. a train where everyone saw me as some sort of weirdo but goddamn how can i not?????
LMAOOO i'm sorry, but so happy?????? namjoon's dirty mouth had me sick istg, it had me dead while writing it
and duuuuude your smut is amazing??? hello???? the foreplay, penetrationā€¦ all of it with good dirty talk dialogue, details and pace!! fucking drilled myself through it!! big praise to you for that!!
omg thank you??? it's my first time writing smut, i never actually went through with it in my wips, so that means so so much, i was so scared it would be awkward omg
the convo with jimin the day afterā€¦ oh pls i CACKLED. also because theyā€™ve absolutely decided to keep going despite jimin not showing a pleasant reaction. iā€™m sure heā€™ll love the idea later on, because joon is puuuuurfect for our reader in this story.
yesss i thought of having jimin being angry or something, but i settled with frustrated and lowkey disgusted bc i thought he would be so ridiculous to bail on her for sex and then be pissed she hooked up with his roommate lol. but to know you laughed??? it makes me so happy damn
aaa lati honestly, i appreciate the feedback so much, you made my whole week writing this you have no idea. i'm really really glad i was able to write something you enjoyed to the point you would want to read more from me, honestly, i don't know what else to say other than thank you sO MUCH, i love you
All Nightā”‚knj (m)
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pairing ā‡ namjoon x reader (f. reader)
genre ā‡ college!au; brotherā€™s best friend!au; strangers to lovers; smut; one-shot
summary ā‡ when your brother bails on you, you have to find another way to entertain yourself for the night and Kim Namjoon just so happens to be a great company.
rating ā‡ +18
warnings ā‡ alcohol consumption, flirting; sexual tension; the reader and Namjoon are shameless; explicit smut: consent king!Namjoon, a bit of thigh riding, nipple play, fingering, oral (f. and brief m. receiving), spit kink, dirty talk, pet names, praise kink, marking, light choking, begging, protected sex, multiple orgasms, cumshot, cum eating
word count ā‡ 12k (yeah, well. what can i say šŸ’€)
estimated reading time ā‡ 30 minutes
note ā‡ ok, so. i know i said i would upload this yesterday, but i got caught up with work and wasn't able to edit it one last time like i intended, and i hope it's ok that i'm dropping it now instead šŸ„ŗ
ā†³ also, this took so much longer than it should have, and itā€™s huge šŸ˜­ iā€™m so sorry yā€™all, but i swear itā€™s pure filth, the smut is just ridiculously long bc i donā€™t have any ounce of self control lmao šŸ—£
ā†³ ok, i'll let you get to it, now šŸ„°
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As the good sister you are, you hate Jimin most of the time.
The sparse moments in which you feel love for your brother are the only downside of going long enough without seeing him, because you start to forget why Jimin studying in the other side of the country is actually crucial for your relationship. Recently, for example, you've been missing him, and that's not something you can just let happen.
So, when your boss sent you to Seoul to attend a handful of meetings during the week, you took the opportunity to meet up with your brother for the first time since he got into college and make new oh-so-sweet memories with Jimin so you can go on with not missing him for another semester or so.
The club he chose is far from the hotel your company paid for you, but it's been a minute since you last toured Seoul's alluring night, so you decide to walk. You spot the large mono. neon sign Jimin described around thirty minutes later, and you quickly step out of the chilly night into the club's cozy interior.
You fish for your phone inside your purse, messaging a simple im here to your brother before finding your way to the bar. You hop onto one of the empty stools, smoothing the fabric of your pants and adjusting your cute top that is slightly hiked up from your walking.
You order a beer to start the night, and with its bitterness coating your tongue, you turn around to take in the environment. You have to admit Jimin was right about this place. Although really crowded, it feels comfortable; the dim lightning casting a cozy veil over the bodies pressed together on the dance floor, the playlist good and loud enough to soothe any thoughts that might threaten a good night out.
[10:31] baby j šŸ˜—: on my way
Upon reading his response, you can't contain the large smile that betrays your anxiety. It finally hits you how long it has been since you last saw your brother. You don't even know what color his hair is now, how he's enjoying his first semester, if he found another apartment, if he got that job he told you about last month.
Aren't you supposed to know these things? God, you're a terrible older sister.
"Hey! What's up, noona?" A deep voice calls beside you, startling you a bit.
You turn, catching sight of a tall man greeting the bartender before he slips onto the stool next to yours.
After you take a quick look at him, you find yourself blinking back a couple times, simply unable to divert your attention: you've never seen such a fine man in your life.
As he leans over the counter, his broad torso is evident even through his shirt, large shoulders making him seem way too big for that stool. And his thighs?! Those thick ā€” thick ā€” thighs. You could die a happy woman between them, almost drooling when he spread his legs to make himself comfortable.
"I'll just have the usual!" He orders, prompting a nod in response.
You know you're ogling, but fuck if this man isn't just perfect.
He pushes his hair back, long fingers tangling in his black locks in an failed attempt to clear the strands off his eyes, but in a successful endeavor to make you suck in a breath. Your attention falls to his lips ā€” plump rosy lips that shine once he wets them with the tip of his tongue.
You tilt up, finding his dark almond-shaped eyes ā€” piercing back directly at you.
You tense a little under his scrutiny, but you don't turn away, holding his gaze as you sip your beer.
"You know it's rude to stare, right?" He teases, making you smile immediately.Ā 
Thing is: you are a Park, so flirting was like second nature to you. There's no scenario in which you dismiss this perfect lead he just gave you.
Besides, Jimin tends to be late, right? Yeah, he said he was on his way, sure, but who knows if he won't go to his place to freshen up before coming to meet you or something ā€” what could be so bad about entertaining this beautiful man by your side?
"Oh, I'm sorry. It's just thatā€¦ youā€™re gorgeous, so itā€™s easy to get distracted." He snickers, not expecting your response but definitely liking it. "But it's ok, Iā€™ll let you stare back so we're even. Here, let me make it easier for you."
You wiggle your body so you're facing him, and close your eyes playfully.
But he keeps his eyes locked in your face, as he's already regarded you before making his way to the bar. He noticed you when you approached the stool. He noticed the way your pants hug your legs just well enough for him to be able to delineate your figure. He noticed how really fucking cute your top is, loving how it bares the skin of your neck for him to picture how nice it would be to taint the soft flesh.Ā 
You are hot, and Namjoon is a practical man, so he was already trying to read you, maybe wait a bit to see if you came with someone, if your body language was inviting or reclusive.
What eventually pushed him to come over was the way your face lit up when you smiled at your phone and he found himself grinning in response.
So now, even with your eyes shut, and your body closer for him to shamelessly gawk at, it's your smile that he's focused on.
"So?" You open your eyes again.
He cocks his head, regarding you.
"I like your earrings." He taunts, and you scoff in feigned offense.
"That's your review?"
The bartender shows up again, placing a bottle of soju and a single glass in front of the man, who pours a dose for himself before drinking it.
He looks at you, all pretty and pouty, and grins before he's leaning in.
"I think Iā€™d like to paint you, princess." When did his voice become so husky? "Is that something you'd be interested in?"
This close, he catches the goosebumps that crawl up your arms, but your reply is unaffected.
"Well, how good of a painter are you, baby?"Ā 
You can feel his hot breath fanning your jaw.
"I'd say I'm really good, but it really depends on you."
"What about me."
He shifts back to his prior position, a smirk on his face.
"If you behave."
"And if I don't?" He drags his tongue over his lip.
"Then thatā€™s even better."
"Then I'm definitely interested, baby."
He shoots you a shit-eating grin. God, are those fucking dimples?
"Well, what is your review?ā€
"Uhm, I like your lips. Almost want to know what they taste like."
"Almost?"
"Of course! Need to know if you're a good boy first." You say, matter-of-factly, tilting your head to finish your beer.
Damn, you are hot.
His eyes follow your body when you reach for another glass over the counter. "I also think a bottle of soju seems like a lot for one person."
"Well, I'm a big guy." He says, but pours it in your cup nonetheless.
"I can surely see that." You huff, making him laugh. And it's a really nice sound.
"I'm Namjoon, by the way."
You take the hand he extends to you, introducing yourself.
The feeling of his large palm enveloping yours take your mind to other places. Places where that same hand is running up your legs, reaching for your zipper and slipping inside yourā€”
"You're here alone?"
Before you can respond, your phone vibrates over at the counter, and you reach for it, checking a new message in your brother's chat.
ā€œGimme a sec."
[10:47] baby j šŸ˜—: im rly rly sorry, sth came up, wont be able to make it tn
[10:47] you: You alright?
[10:48] baby j šŸ˜—: yeah
[10:48] you: Then why cant you come?
[10:49] baby j šŸ˜—: ā€¦
[10:49] baby j šŸ˜—: i met up w this really cute guy from my class and i wanna fuck him
[10:50] you: You bailing on me to fuck???
[10:51] baby j šŸ˜—: im so so sorry šŸ„ŗ
[10:51] you: No you aint šŸ˜”
[10:52] baby j šŸ˜—: my bad lol
[10:53] baby j šŸ˜—: gtg tho, see u tmrw
"You ok?" Namjoon asks, as soon as you finish your glass of soju after sending Jimin a bunch of angry face emojis.
You realize you're frowning, and immediately ease the scowl on your face.
"Yeah. My brother just stood me up."
"Shit. I'm sorry."
"It's ok."
Namjoon is quiet for a second.
"So you're leaving?"
You honestly thought Jimin would take longer to piss you off this time, but when you meet Namjoon's uncertain eyes, you can't really feel too bad about yourself right now. You smile mischievously.Ā 
ā€œGiving up already? Oh baby, I thought you could hold up.ā€ You pout.
"I would never even think of leaving you unsatisfied.ā€ The grin returns to his face, where it belongs. ā€œBesides, who would I share my soju with?"
You pretend to search around the club.
"There are plenty of people here."
"I'm sure of it, but thereā€™s this beautiful girl whoā€™s talking big to me and looks awfully uncomfortable in her clothes and I happen to be a very good boy who just wants to help her out of them."
"Didnā€™t think of you as the romantic type."
"What can I say, Iā€™m as sweet as they come."
"Then what do you say I help you finish this bottle before you give me a hand, sweet boy?"
"Sounds good to me."
"Just one thing, though." He turns to you, attentive. "Sweet isnā€™t really my thing. I like it rough." You wink.
"Damn, princess." He chuckles. "I like you."
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Namjoon prided himself in being a good flirt. He liked to take his sweet time with his partners, teasing and instigating in such a way that any fleeting touch would ignite the skin.
But you? You were humbling him.
Barely two cups into the bottle, he decided to take you to dance. He assumed that having his hands on your thighs, gripping your hips, and his lips brushing gently over your neck would help to shut that witty mouth of yours, but as you keep grinding your ass on his cock he finds himself guiding you closer, spellbound by the way your body frames his.
Namjoon's thoughts are clouded by your hips, the feeling of your skin beneath his fingertips turning him the fuck on, making him look like a horny teenager.
A thin layer of sweat covers your bodies, the loud music a mere excuse for you two to keep pressing into each other.
Namjoon can hear your shaky breaths as you turn a bit on his hold, lips nearing his ear as you nib lightly at he flesh ā€” which, paired with the way your fingers grab his hair, is enough to prompt a quiet moan out of his plumpy lips, one that you wouldnā€™t have listen werenā€™t you so close to him.
He should be ashamed of how fast heā€™s giving in, but he honestly doesnā€™t give a fuck. He just wants more. So he lets you do as you please ā€” even if just for now.
Namjoon leisurely rolls his pelvis on your ass, large palms coming up to circle your waist and itā€™s his turn to listen to the pretty whine you give him. Namjoon closes his eyes, trying to collect his thoughts.
"Wanna kiss you so bad, babe. Can I kiss you?"
You nod immediately and Namjoon wastes no time in grabbing your hand in his and quickly guiding you out of the dance floor, cutting through the sea of bodies with purpose.
You two make your way to a hall near what you assume is the backdoor of the club, poorly illuminated but also a bit more quiet.
Namjoon gently pushes you towards the wall, your back meeting its flat surface. The way he stares at you resembles in nothing the sweet eyes you met at the bar ā€” now dark with lust, nothing short of intimidating.
And you would be lying if you said that didnā€™t spur a heat below your belly.
"Are we allowed to be back here?" A coy smile crosses Namjoonā€™s face.
"Thatā€™s what you thinking right now?"
"What should I be thinking, sweet boy?"
A huffed laugh passes his lips, and Namjoon steps closer. One of his arms comes to rest near your face.
"In a good ass excuse for the show you pulled back there." His low register sends a shiver down your spine.
On second thought? Maybe you shouldnā€™t have teased him that much, butā€” ah, who are you kidding?
"Thing is, babe, Iā€™m not sorry."
Namjoon shakes his head, taking a step closer.
With his body so near, youā€™re suddenly hyper aware of everything. You close your eyes when his breathing ghosts over your skin, feeling goosebumps trail over your arms.
You wait for his next action. You wait for a touch or a reprimand, but it never comes.
Wait.
He didnā€™tā€¦ leave you, did he?
Youā€™re mortified for a second, but as if sensing your distress Namjoon brings his fingertips to graze over your sides. The sudden touch startles you a bit.
When his hands reach your upper arm, you hear him let out a sharp, frustrated breath, which leads you to open your eyes.
ā€œYou are fucking beautiful.ā€
You want to reciprocate his praise, but the words seem lost on your throat. This close you feel drunk on his beauty, dazed by his full, sinful lips and intoxicated by his heat as your bodies orbit each other.
Are you imagining him?
Namjoonā€™s hand continues to travel up your body, stopping at your jaw.
The pad of his traces your chin, reaching your bottom lip and slowly releasing it out of your anxious bite, soothing the flesh in a tender movement.
"Can I kiss you?" He asks again, tone serious.
You smile.
"At this point, you better."
And so he does, plumpy lips touching yours with surprising tenderness while his hands rest on your neck. You are taken aback by his softness, not reacting for a second before pulling him closer to bathe in his warmth.
The kiss unwinds all the tension off of you, replacing it with lust. The docility of his actions makes them hypnotic, your mind disoriented with his skin grazing yours ā€” but youā€™ve never been a patient woman.
You slide your hands through his chest, trailing his defined torso before grabbing his shirt in your fists. You break the kiss and he lifts an eyebrow in question.
"Thought I told you sweet isnā€™t really my thing, big boy."
Namjoon chuckles. "So impatient."
This time Namjoon smashes your lips together, kissing you with hunger.
He presses you further against the wall and you stumble with his eagerness, a satisfied hum leaving your throat.
His hands explore your body, going through your neck, your shoulders, your hips and then your ass, grabbing a handful and giving it a hard squeeze.
He opens your mouth with his, and you tilt your head to deepen the kiss. His breath is ragged when he slips his tongue inside, and you two take barely a second to match each other's rhythm.
You suck the soju's sweetness off his tongue, and he drinks the bitter memory of your beer. Forget the alcohol ā€” he's the one inebriating your thoughts.
You feel every inch of his body, pressed flush against his broad torso as his waist smoothly drags over yours, making it almost impossible for you to keep your whiny sounds down your throat.
You make no effort, on the other hand, to resist the urge to bite his pillowy flesh, nibbing with maybe more force than you should, but grinning in satisfaction when you earn a sweet groan in response.
You entangle your arms around his neck, pulling your bodies closer in a desperate attempt to get more of him, and he seems just as insatiable, slithering his arms behind your back to press your fronts.
Namjoon breaks the kiss, but he gives you no time to complain before you feel his mouth on your neck, sucking and biting between licks over the sweaty skin.
Your hands find purchase on his hair, grabbing his locks with force as arousal gushes out of you.
Namjoon's determined to mark all over your neck. After he sucks a hickey on the spot between your ear and your jaw, you just fucking know he's sporting the proudest smile at the way his actions shove the prettiest of yelps out of you.
He levels his face with yours, but avoids your lips when you try to resume the kiss.Ā 
"Youā€™re awfully quiet, baby girlā€ he points out when you frown ā€œhave nothing smart to say?"
"How about fuck you?"
"I plan on it, donā€™t worry." A cocky grin takes his lips. "And although you look gorgeous trying to be in control, I wanna hear you. I wanna hear how good Iā€™m making you feel, baby."
He doesnā€™t really give you an option when he slots his leg between yours, large thigh pressing up your core and pushing an audible whimper out of you. The sound makes Namjoon grab a handful of your ass and use it to grind you along his thigh ā€” his fucking thigh.
You grab the back of his head, pulling him to you as you smother his lips with yours, but this time Namjoon eats all your moans, feasting on the sounds you so obediently grant him.
Youā€™re bathing in each otherā€™s heat and with a particularly delicious roll of your hips, your core brushes on his growing bulge. You suck in a breath, parting with the kiss to learn how to breathe again.
"Look at you" his tone is laced with lust "riding my thigh like a good girl."
Fuck, you're so damn horny, and you've barely done anything. The fuck is up with you? It scares you how you know you'd promptly fold if Namjoon asked you too, just to have that cock drilling inside you.
So you just hum weakly, apparently forgetting how to fucking speak.
"What was it again? That you called me before?" he asks, returning to slide your clothed core over his strong legs again, loving the way you look getting off on his thigh "Oh, right. What happened with all the filth you were saying before, sweet girl?"
You swallow. This man is fucking challenging you. You have to get your shit together.
"Namjoonā€”" you moan his name out "Iā€™mā€¦ Iā€™m so fucking wet right now."
"Yeah?" His Adam's apple bobs in his throat.
"Yeah, Namjoon, my panties are fucking soaked."
"Shit. Thatā€™s it, wanna hear you losing control."
Namjoon wants you so bad. He can feel the warmth of your core rubbing on him, and he can only imagine the growing stain in your panties, the desire of licking you clean the only thing in his mind. He wants to know how you look when you cum, and he just knows it'll be the prettiest fucking thing.
"I can feel how hard you are for me." Your shaky voice makes him growl.
"Yeah, sweet girl?" Thatā€™s his new favorite pet name, the only thing he wants leaving his mouth.
You close your lips on his neck, moaning against his skin when you lick up his throat, a salty taste coating your tongue.
"I havenā€™t evenā€”" you falter, intensifying your movements to touch his covered cock with each raise of your hips "I haven't even touched you yet, big boy. If I lose control, you sure you can keep it?"
You suck a purple stain on his pulse point, nibbing at it softly and rolling your eyes back over the grunts he pours on your ears.
Your hand slides between your bodies, fingers ghosting over his cock. Namjoon chuckles darkly.
"You're such a tease."
"And what you gonna do about it, big boy?" You murmur on his skin.
Before Namjoon can answer, though, a high giggle echoes through the corridor.
You both turn, startled by the sound.
A couple stumble its way into the corner, in a messy make out session that delays their realization that they aren't alone.Ā 
"Do you live close?" You ask Namjoon, breathe steadying when the two of you understand the couple doesnā€™t really mind the audience.
"Yeah." He says, non-committal.
"Can we maybe go to your place?" You suggest, unsure if he's comfortable with it.
Namjoon turns his attention back to you, and his lips curve up into the most gentle smile you've ever seen.
"If you want to."
You nod, mirroring his smile.
Namjoon adjusts himself in his pants, trying to be as comfortable as one can be with a painfully hard cock in tight fitting slacks.
You take the cue to soothe your own clothing and Namjoon can't help when his cute smile turns into a full on smirk upon seeing the evidence of his hands on your crumpled outfit.
He takes your hand in his when you both are relatively presentable, and once again leads you through the club, this time aiming for the exit.
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Turns out, Namjoon isn't a good boy at all.
The whole ride to his apartment his hand was planted on your thigh, caressing softly without ever breaching your inner thigh or skirting higher ā€” it was as innocent as it possibly could be.
Yet you were squirming and fidgeting the whole trip as his voice, enveloped in the most vulgar desire, whispered the most filthy promises on your ear, shooting arousal all the way down to your now sticking panties.
Promises of making you cum on his tongue, of fucking you senseless with your face on his mattress ā€” of painting you with his cum tonight.
By the time the car finally stopped at his place, you felt your knuckles sore from clutching the fabric of your pants.
Not that he was unaffected. Namjoon could dirty talk you all he wanted, it didn't change the fact that you saw the way his cock twitched and how he was restlessly shifted in his seat whenever you played into his little scenarios.
Although, in hindsight, saying you wanted to be stuffed full of him wasn't the best idea, because the quiet groan he spilled in your ear did nothing to placate your now aching pussy.
You're feeling so fucking sexy.
The warmth of his palm is familiar at this point as he takes your hand to climb the flights of stairs to his place. Namjoon quietly fishes for his keys and, before opening the door, he looks at you, smiling softly and making you smile too.
When you both are inside his apartment, you wet your lips, anticipating his kiss. But Namjoon misses the action, too preoccupied with taking off his shoes and jacket and politely asking for you to do the same at the entrance.
His long legs stride towards the kitchen, and you almost assume heā€™s nervous when he fumbles with his cabinets, picking up two glasses.
You frown and, slowly following after him, you hop up on the stool by the counter, across from him.Ā 
"Namjoon."
"Yeah." He fills the cups with water, placing them between you two and finally returning your gaze.
"Do you still wanna fuck?"
Namjoon huffs out a laugh. "Yes. I definitely still wanna fuck you." His eyebrows knit together. "Why? Donā€™t you?"
"I do. But I kinda expected you to have, you know, thrown me against the wall or something by now."
"I might still do that. Just wanna talk for a bit, make sure youā€™re sober and all." He explains, reaching for his cup, and you mimic his motion, soothing the dryness of your throat.Ā 
"Well" you ponder "I honestly feel a bit tipsy, but Iā€™m conscious."
"Do you want some time to be sure?"
"Nah, Iā€™m sure." He nods. "Are you drunk?"
"Not nearly." Namjoon presses his lips into a tight line, before saying: "I also wanna know your limits."
"My limits?"
"Yeah, I wanna know what you donā€™t like."
"Oh" you huff out a laugh, dumbfounded "thatā€™s nice. You seriously ask that to everyone you hook up with?"
"I like to."
"Okay, uhmā€¦" you sip your water. "Iā€™m not really into degradation and, although I said I like it rough, I would appreciate it if you didnā€™t hit me or anything." He nods, waiting for you to continue. "I also donā€™t feel comfortable with ass stuff. Oh, and do you have condoms?"
"Yes."
"Then I think thatā€™s it. Maybe just donā€™t try anything freaky before telling me?"
"Sure, no problem."
"What about you?" He cocks his head to the side, considering you for a second.
"There isn't much I'm not willing to do, honestly, so really? Just donā€™t want you to lie or fake stuff. I want you to tell me if Iā€™m doing something wrong."
"I can do that."
Namjoon rounds the counter, stopping in front of you before helping you stand.
"Up." He commands, head tilting in the direction of the counter, and you jump to sit on it.
"Thereā€™s only one problem." You say, guiding him between your legs.
"What?"
"Iā€™m soaking wet right now."
"That canā€™t be comfortable." He traces soft circles on your thighs.
"It isnā€™t. And itā€™s your fault, big boy." You pout.
Namjoon sucks his lower lip between his teeth, dark lust cloaking his eyes.
He gets closer, hands coming to your ass, giving it a little squeeze. Damn, he absolutely loves your butt.
"But Iā€™ve barely done anything."
"Iā€™m painfully aware of that." You whine, seeking more contact.
"Are you normally that impatient, baby?"
"Do you normally take this damn long to fuck someone?"
You wanna smack that smug out of him.
"You sure you can take it if Iā€™m rough with you, princess?"
"You sure you can be rough with me, sweet boy? Cause youā€™ve been all talk and noā€”"
He smashes his mouth against yours before you could finish.
Namjoonā€™s lips seem like velvet on yours ā€” despite the pressure, despite the thirst with which he drinks you up. He moves his lips in a way that almost feels like too much, like you wonā€™t be able to take it, but the taste of lust coats your mouth so deeply that youā€™re intoxicated.
His hands memorize your body, grabbing your neck to tilt your head to the side before you open your mouth to meet his hot tongue, flicking it with yours.
You explore his mouth, happy to swallow all of his breathy groans as Namjoon tightens his grip on your ass, pulling you to drag on his bulge and grunting at the feeling, your body gasoline to his fire.
He can barely concentrate on the kiss, and youā€™re not much better, the initial eagerness developing into a sloppy make out session ā€” fuck technic, how can one focus when Namjoonā€™s cock is so deliciously rubbing against you?
He starts to kiss down your jaw, wet lips tracing your sensitive flesh, taking your neck as his canvas.
You couldn't be more thankful for not having any more meetings to attend until being back to Busan, because you definitely don't own enough makeup to hide the purple marks he leaves behind.Ā 
He cups your boob, squeezing it in a way that has you parting your lips in a whimper.
"Fuck princess, youā€™re so responsive."
His palm slithers beneath your shirt, caressing the soft flesh of your stomach before he tugs your top off of you.
"Take this off for me, baby." He commands, voice low in your ear as he brushes the thin lace of your bra.
And you obey, unclasping it and letting it fall somewhere near your top.
You're not ashamed or timid in the slightest when you lean back on the counter to let him take in as much as he wants from you, a tiny smirk crossing your lips. Your confidence makes Namjoon crazy, but you can't help it. You feel so hot under his gaze, you could let this man do anything to you.
"Youā€™re so fucking gorgeous. Like, honestly, what the fuck." You giggle.
"Come back here then, sweet boy."
He kisses down your body, from your neck to your collarbone before he finally reaches your tits.
He closes his mouth around you, swirling his tongue around your nipple as his thumb finds your other breast, flicking over your hard nub and eliciting a loud cry out of your pretty lips.
Namjoon seriously feels like he could drown in your sweet sounds.
Your fingers tangle in his hair, tugging a handful and making him groan, vibration reverberating all through your chest.
A string of saliva attaches his lips to your tits as he peppers down kisses between the valley of your chest to regard your other boob, latching onto your nipple and taking his hand to smear the wetness he left behind.
The tip of his tongue licks your nipple, and you buck into his hips.
"Fuck, Namjoon, Iā€¦ I love your mouth." You pant.
"Love your tits."
And he certainly makes you feel so.
Your head falls back when his hand cups your pussy over your pants. The elongated moan you grace him with makes him pull at your waistband, quickly undoing your buttons.
You suck in a breath when his hand slips inside your panties, and the groan that leaves his throat is borderline painful as he finally feels you ā€” his fingertips slightly spreading your folds as your slick coats his digits.Ā 
"Damn, baby, youā€™re dripping." He says, breaking the pattern of kisses on your tits to look at your face.
"I fucking told you."
"Is all this for me?"
"Yeah, baā€”" your words turn into a whine when his middle finger presses down your clit.
He chuckles, and you clench around nothing.
Namjoon feels like he's dreaming, seeing your head tilted back, your eyes closed shut as you squirm on his finger.
He pushes one digit inside your aching pussy, and you sob. Your wetness paired with the warmth of your walls pushes a moan out of his mouth, electricity going straight to his dick and coaxing him to push another finger inside.
"Good girl, soaking my fingers."
Namjoonā€™s attention is locked on your face, gauging your reactions carefully.
"Shit, baby, that's it" you shudder when his fingertips find your g-spot, and he starts to hit it restlessly, your walls sucking his digits inside.
You feel your breath scaping your lungs. Although Namjoonā€™s hand is somewhat restrained by your pants ā€” which he didnā€™t mind taking off because they look so fucking good on you ā€” the stretch of his fingers inside of you is maddening.
He's slowly working you up, heat coursing through your body and all the way to your scalp, the obscene sounds dripping from you only spurring you on.
You start to struggle to support yourself, feeling weaker by the minute, so you grab his upper arms, in an attempt to steady yourself. When you open your eyes, youā€™re met with deep, dark lust.
"I want to eat you out." He says, and you feel like youā€™re going to pass out.
"Fucking god."
You whine when Namjoonā€™s hand leaves your cunt, and he helps you down the counter.
You two stumble your way to his bedroom. Namjoon's arms hug you tightly against him as your hands pull at his hair in a messy kiss, the only worry in your minds is to remain linked.
Namjoon tosses you carelessly over his mattress, drawing a gasp out of you.
The sight of you on his sheets, bare chest glistening with his saliva, pants poorly undone and shifting as you try to relive the emptiness he left behind, makes Namjoon grope himself through his clothes, swallowing strained grunts.
You smirk at his distress, bringing your hands to your boobs and pushing them together to shove that grunt out of his throat.Ā 
"You look so pretty like this, spread out for me."
"I bet youā€™ll find me prettier with your cock inside of me."
"You keep saying these thingsā€¦" he closes his eyes, sighing heavily at the image you cast in his head. "I think I need to teach you some manners, dirty girl."
"Iā€™m counting youā€™ll at least try." You smirk and Namjoon chuckles.
In a smooth motion, he takes his shirt off, exposing his broad, sculpted chest. Smug takes his face at the way you shamelessly gawk at him, and he kneels at the floor, hands harshly yanking you to the edge of the bed by your pants, before he finally slides them down your legs.
Namjoon straight out moans your name when he notices the large pool of arousal staining your panties.
"Damn, baby" his voice is barely audible and you squirm, shutting your legs to try and provide some friction. "You want to be fucked this bad?" His hands come up your thighs to part them, gaze transfixed in your core, layered by the thinnest lace of underwear.
"I want to be fucked this bad byā€” by you, fuck." You stutter as Namjoon lips meet your legs, biting and licking the soft flesh.
He trails soft kisses along your thighs, closing the distance to your cunt, but instead of touching you where you need him to, his lips simply. hover over you. You let out a low curse when he continues his path to your other thigh, licking and sucking roughly.
"Namjoon, please."
"Please what, princess? Tell me what you want and I'll give it to you."
"I want your lips."
"Theyā€™re right here." You whine.
"In my pussy." Your voice is pathetically high, but you couldn't care less.
"Since you asked so nicely" the look of his dimples between your thighs is the most beautiful obscene thing you've ever been graced with.
Namjoon shoves your panties to the side, and the way he curses your name out has you forgetting how to breathe.
"The prettiest fucking pussy, so fucking wet for me" he groans "I bet I could slip right in." And youā€™re sure heā€™s right, feeling your lust dripping down your ass.
Namjoon seems to like the way you squirm under him, because instead of fulfilling his promises, he blows a cold puff of air over your folds and the way you shudder has his dick twitching.Ā 
"Namjoon, for fuckā€™s sake." He chuckles. "I'll fight you, I swear to god."
He brings his finger to glide up your entrance, effectively shutting you up.
Namjoon teases you, spreading your slick around your folds, leaving you all nice and sloppy for him, eyes flicking up to the way your chest rises and falls above him, but then falling back to your drenched cunt.
How are you supposed to survive the night if he keeps looking at you like that? Like you are sin incorporated?Ā 
Namjoon finally brings his face to you, licking a long stripe along your pussy and collecting all your juices on his way up to your clit, where he swirls his tongue before sucking, hard.
You canā€™t help the loud cry that exits your throat, nor how it elongates when Namjoon hums in pleasure.
"You taste so fucking good."
One of your hands flies to his hair, twisting and pulling carelessly, while the other gathers his sheets in your fists.
You jolt your hips up to meet his face as he continues to lap at your cunt and when he drags the tip of his hot tongue to part your folds and pushes it inside your walls, Namjoon has to pin you down to prevent you from lifting off the bed.
"So fucking good, baby" you moan, fumbling with his hair.
"Yeah?" His deep voice against your heat makes your head fall back.
Namjoon feel his control dissolving pretty fucking fast as he takes in all that you can give him, arousal gushing out of you for him to feast.
His tongue explores your cunt and he softly takes your clit in between his teeth. You feel a sharp pressure growing in your stomach and you grind on his face seeking more of it.
"Shit! Do that again, please" you yelp, and he promptly nibbles down at your clit once more.
Namjoon starts to focus on your now swollen bundle of nerves, while he slides his hand down, and before you can process his intentions, you feel the delicious push of two of his fingers inside of your cunt.
The sound you let out has Namjoonā€™s mind blanking. You arch your back, squeezing your eyes shut as goosebumps crawl up your arms.
Namjoon lifts your legs to rest them on his shoulders, allowing himself to go deeper into you and he speeds up his movements, his fingers scissoring you open for him. Namjoon eats you up like his life depends on it, sucking the soul out of your body.
Sinful squelching and slurping noises fill his room, and Namjoon wants those sounds imprinted to his brain, your pussy loudly dripping for him.
In a sudden movement, he curves his fingers, hitting your sweet spot. Your breath tries to keep up with your racing heart while the knot in your belly threatens to snap.
You let go of his sheets, hand coming up your chest, cupping your boob just slightly before pinching your hard nipples, the sensitivity making you squirm, Namjoon's groan between your legs just spurring you on, the sight of you unraveling above him the most erotic thing he's ever seen ā€” and to know he's the one making you shiver like that makes his cock painfully hard.
You rest your hand beside your head, trying to steady yourself somehow and failing miserably.
Your mind is empty, his tongue washing away any lingering thoughts or worries youā€™ve ever had, as if you know nothing but the feeling of his lips wrapping around your folds and the maddening drag of his fingers inside of you.Ā 
When your legs start to shake and your walls clench around his digits, Namjoon slightly parts his lips from you, but without pausing his fingers ā€” if anything, he starts to pump them faster.
"You gonna cum?"
You nod.
Your lower lip will definitely be bruised tomorrow.
"Words, baby girl."
"Yes! Yes, Iā€™m close" you cry.
"Look at me." He demands, and you do as he says.
You support yourself on your elbows, meeting his firm gaze on you.
The sight of Namjoon between your thighs, chin glistening as your arousal drips from his mouth, and the fact that he still hasnā€™t stopped fingering you, make your whole body quiver, your stomach contracting hard, and you have to gather all your self control to not cum just from his looks.
Fuck, you wish you could take a picture.
"Want you to look at me when you come." You clench around his fingers. "Can you do that for me, princess?"
"Yeah" you are likeā€¦ twenty percent sure you can.
Namjoon grins to himself in triumph. Youā€™re already already this fucked out and heā€™s barely begun with you.
His mouth returns to your core. Honestly? Namjoon's knees are surely bruised from the hard floor, scraping whenever he moves further against you. But he couldnā€™t give less of a fuck as his tongue worships you in earnest, your name falling from his lips like prayer while his fingers stretch you so fucking good, pushing you to the edge of your orgasm.
"Jesus, Namjoon, thatā€™s it" you feel silly, struggling to keep your eyes open.
"Cum for me baby. Cum on my face." He commands, register so low you barely hear him.
The feral look he directs you alongside his words make your orgasm hit you in a strong wave, your body lifting from the mattress and shaking vigorously. Namjoonā€™s hand spreads over your stomach to try and pin you down as he keeps his tongue lapping at you, drinking up all your essence and helping you ride out your high.
He groans at the way your browns shoot up your forehead, mouth silently parting as your head falls back.
Youā€™re so fucking gorgeous when you cum.
You push his head away from you when your legs start to tremble from oversensitivity, searching for air.
Namjoon puts your panties back in place, the soaked clothing sticking to your eaten out pussy and making him hum, satisfied.
"Thatā€™s it, baby, you did so well for me."
"Fuck" you whisper, running your fingers through your hair. The shockwaves of your orgasm are still making you shiver when you pant, "what the fuck was that?"
Namjoon chuckles, slowly lifting himself from his bruised knees.
His stare on you falters when he darts his tongue out to collect your cum from around his mouth, eyes fluttering shut.
He climbs up the bed, careful not to crush you as he brings his lips to yours. You can taste yourself on his tongue, and he swallows the quiet whine you make before pulling away.
Namjoon takes his wet fingers and wraps around his mouth, sucking his fingers clean with his eyes closed.
When he looks at you again, something unreadable crosses his gaze before he gulps. "Can I spit in your mouth, pretty girl?"
Your reaction betrays your answer, thighs immediately pressing together as a new wave of arousal shoots through you at his request.
But Namjoon still waits until you say: "Fuck yeah, you can."
His smile is ridiculously innocent for the matter at hand.
"Then open up for me, princess."
And you do, parting your lips and sticking your tongue out as he grabs your jaw, hovering above you.
You close your eyes as a small globe of spit hits your tongue, and you swallow proudly, a content hum ripping from your throat.Ā 
"Good girl, shit, thatā€™s so hot."
He leans in to resume the kiss, making himself more comfortable between your legs. His clothed cock drags against your inner thigh.
Why is he still wearing pants?
"Namjoon" you call, between kisses.
"Uhm."
You take your hands to his torso, tracing freely and loving the way his skin shivers under your fingertips. From his broad shoulders to his firm abdomen, you explore his golden, sweaty skin above you, until you slide one of your hands down. Your palm touches his member, stroking it just slightly as you bathe in the broken moan he graces you with.
"Let me suck you off." You offer, feeling how hard ā€” and thick, mind you ā€” he is under your hand.
"Can you handle more?" His tone is teasing, but his look is genuine.Ā 
Youā€™re silent for a moment. What does he mean by that? Would he justā€¦ stop if you said no?
God, why is that so hot?
"Yeah, sweet boy. Wanna take care of you too."
The problem is that thereā€™s no way Namjoonā€™s gonna last if you suck him off. He can barely control himself now, after tasting you and drawing all those sweet sounds out of you. His dick is already twitching under your half assed strokes, the slight discomfort from his pre cum staining his clothes a clear sign he needs to be inside you. He wants to make you cum again, but around his cock this time.
So he chuckles.
"Can you take it if I fuck you now?" You bite your lip, nodding. "Yeah? Tell me you want my cock, baby girl."
"I want you cock, Joonie." You spill, lips nearing his ear. "I want you to fuck me so hard I canā€™t walk tomorrow."
Maybe not your brightest idea, but at this point you don't give a shit. Namjoon is the only thought on your mind and if you came that hard just from his fingers, you canā€™t wait to see what his dick will feel like.
"Fuck, I love your filthy mouth." He groans. "Sure you donā€™t need some time?"
"Nahā€¦ maybe leave the riding for later, though?" A coy smile crosses your face.
"Sure" he smiles back.
Namjoon kneels back on the bed, wincing a bit when his sore knee touches the crumpled sheets. Ignoring it, he reaches for his wallet in his back pocket, taking a foil packet out of it.
He stands up, tossing the wallet aside before reaching for his belt.
"Let me" you ask, lifting yourself and sitting on your heels.
You take your hands to his thigh, caressing it before going to his belt, which you undo, eyes not daring to look away from his.
You bite your lip when your hands open his zipper, and you reach around him to grasp his pants, pulling them down slowly as he looks at you with nothing but lust, eyes tilting down to your bare chest.
"You honestly have the most amazing thighs."
He frowns in amusement. "Thanks?"
Usually youā€™re a big fan of reciprocity, and you might have considered taking your sweet fucking time with him, just like he did with you, if Namjoon hadnā€™t just give you one of the best orgasms of your life and if you didnā€™t feel arousal pooling again on your already soaked panties. So, instead, you just pull down his pants along with his briefs, his cock springing free.
Namjoon hisses at the feeling of the fabric dragging against his shaft, and you have to suck in a breath when you look at his thick member. It must be painful how hard he is at this point, dick angry and throbbing.
"Big boy indeed." You blurt out, making Namjoon laugh as he kicks his pants down his legs.
"Losing your confidence, princess?" Honestly? Namjoon has no business having such a pretty cock and being this hot. You feel like he should be illegal.
You curl your palm around his dick and give it a tentative pump. A long moan falls from his lips from finally receiving some attention.
"Namjoon?"
"Yeah."
"Can I at least taste you?" Are you fucking pleading?
He gulps.
"Please?" You pout.
He bites his lip ā€” how could he ever say no to you looking up at him like that, the cutest pout on your lips, while you beg him to let you give him head? He'd give you anything.
"Shit, yes, you can."
You smile.
That's it. Namjoon's sure he's imagining you. Is he dreaming?
You inch closer, giving his tip an experimental lick and tasting his salty pre cum, riveting at the sweet sounds he lays out for you.
You spit on his shaft before you lick your way down him, smearing your spit all over his length, before giving his crown a light suck, prompting Namjoon to buck his hips into your mouth, and you welcome him.
You moan, feeling his weight on your tongue. He twitches between your lips when you hollow your cheeks.
You start to take him further, his tip grazing the back of your mouth while you pump what you canā€™t fit inside.
"Fuck, princess, you look so pretty sucking my cock." He groans, head tilting back for a second and squeezing his eyes shut.
When you start to bob your head faster, though, Namjoon gathers all his self control and pushes you away, and you release him with a small pop.
You pout, and his jaw tenses "why would you stop me then?"
"I wanna fuck you." He pumps his dick a few times, hand slipping easier with your saliva now coating him. "All Iā€™ve been thinking about."
Namjoon rips the foil packet open with his teeth, securing the condom around himself.
You make a move to lay back on his mattress, but Namjoon shakes his head.
"Nah, baby, thatā€™s not how I want you."
He slithers his arm around your torso, harshly turning you over. He yanks you by your waist, pulling your ass up to him. His hand runs down your spine, pressing your face on his sheets.
Namjoon positions himself behind you. His palm comes up to caress your ass before giving it a hard squeeze.
Namjoon parts your cheeks, and he brings his fingers to your folds, spreading them apart to stare at your pussy. He grunts upon noticing your cunt is already a mess for him again even if heā€™s just licked you clean.
"You got wet again from sucking my dick, princess?"
"You felt so good in my mouth."
Your words fuel him, and Namjoon doesnā€™t think twice before he inches closer and licks your folds, the tip of his tongue collecting your licking lust as he hums in pleasure.
"Sweetest fucking pussy" your eyes roll back.
Namjoon pulls away to admire the view. There are you, all pliant, waiting for his next action with your face pressed down his bed, your ass on display, pussy dripping in anticipation.
He never felt this fucking hard.
"God, youā€™re gorgeous. So beautiful for me like this."
He grips his cock, aligning himself with your entrance, but instead of just sinking it inside you, Namjoon drags his crown up and down your foldsĀ like he has all the fucking time in the world. Your spit mixing with your gushing arousal.
You groan ā€” you wanna fight him.
"Namjoon" his name drips like sin from your lips.
"Uhm." He hums, distracted.
"Just fuck me already."
He smirks.Ā 
"Now thatā€™s no way of asking something, is it?" You groan. "Don't you wanna be a good girl for me?"
"Baby, please, can you fuck me? My pussy is so fucking wet right now." You whine, wiggling your ass, creating some, but not nearly enough, friction. "Please..."
Namjoon fucking loves your dirty mouth. "Good girl."
He slowly presses himself between your folds, shoving a loud moan from your throat.
You shudder from the intrusion, his tip deliciously splitting you up as it slides in your cunt.
"Shit, baby, youā€™re way too tight." He grunts. "Relax for me, princess."
Namjoon leans over you, his torso framing your back. He lays sweet kisses on your shoulders, and his hand on your hips starts to softly trace your skin, raising until heā€™s grabbing one of your boobs. He squeezes it, pitching your hard nipples.
His gentle touches make you melt, allowing for Namjoon to drag his cock further inside of you, finding little resistance as his thick cock stretches you up.
Your cunt engulf him so tightly that Namjoon feels his mind spiraling, and when his hips meet your ass, you both let out a shaky breath.
"Shit, I feel so fucking full."
He chuckles.
"Yeah, baby?"
"Yeah, fuck. Gimme a sec."
You roll your hips slightly to try and get used to his size, but heā€™s filling you up so good that the tiniest of movements makes his shaft drag against your walls, a quiet yelp falling from your lips.
"Ok." You gulp. "You can move."
Namjoon licks his lips and smirks, hands tightening on your hips.
"Hold tight, baby."
He slowly pushes himself out of you, but doesnā€™t give you time to feel empty as he immediately comes slamming back inside. You gasp, body jerking forward.
Your pussy welcomes him with each thrust, swallowing him with the most wet sounds youā€™ve ever heard, and you start to push your ass back to try and take him further between your tight walls.
His cock moves in a merciless pace, and you feel like you forgot how to breathe.
How the fuck does he know how to move his hips like that?
Youā€™re exhilarated, mouth open but not a single sound coming out. Overwhelmed by his soft moans above you, by the way he stuffs your pussy full of him, by the way you can feel your legs wet with your arousal gushing from your core.
You try to get your shit together, prompting your ass back to meet his thrusts, and when you finally find his rhythm ā€” but not without the help of his firm hands dragging you against him ā€” the slapping sounds become so vulgar that you sob.
"Thatā€™s it, baby, thatā€™s what you wanted, right?" He mumbles, voice barely coherent as his throbbing cock relentlessly drills your pussy. "To be fucked so hard, to be so stuffed you arenā€™t able to speak, hum?"
You hum, feeling like youā€™ll scream if you open your mouth.
Namjoon doesnā€™t like it, though. He hates the way youā€™re suppressing your pleasing from him.
"I thought I told you I wanna hear you losing it, baby. Whereā€™s your filthy mouth?"
"Soā€¦ youā€¦ so good, Namjoonā€¦ fuck" you stutter.
"You like it?"
"Yeah, shit, go harder."
His eyes flutter shut for a second.
"Anything you want, princess."
Namjoon shifts his legs, trying different angles to make you unable to hold your pretty sounds in. He attempts a couple of ways before he sets his left foot on the mattress, and when he resumes his thrusting a loud scream rips from your throat.
"Thatā€™s it, Namjoon, god, there. Please, do it again." You plea, voice pathetically high as you clench around him.
Your moaning is fuel to him, and he starts to fuck you as hard as he can, loving how youā€™re spiraling under him, tortured sounds finally reaching his ears.
"You feel so good, baby." You say and Namjoon growls.
Just as blissful as the sensation of his cock deep inside of your tight walls, is knowing that heā€™s making you feel on the fucking moon too. So, he seeks the same spot over and over again, his purpose clear.
You roll your hips, grinding on his cock.
God, it's such a shame you're not into degradation.
"Shit, princess, youā€™re so greedy, fucking yourself with my cock."
You push your ass back again, but this time you feel his balls slapping against your clit and you both falter as lightning courses through your bodies, making you constrict your pussy around him.
"Do that again, baby girl." He commands, and you fucking obey.
You clench around his cock again, and Namjoon goes feral.
His strokes are hard, but so fucking precise that the way heā€™s railing your pussy makes you feel like youā€™re losing your grip on reality.Ā 
Shit, this is too fucking good, and Namjoon feels dizzy. If he wasnā€™t drunk before he certainly feels like it now, thoroughly enjoying the way youā€™re completely unraveling under him.
"Youā€™re squeezing me so good, so fucking tight for me." He groans out.
His fingers dig into your flesh in a way that youā€™re sure itā€™ll definitely bruise ā€” but you want it too. You want him to mark you all over with the evidence of how good heā€™s fucking you, of how good heā€™s making you feel.
Your mind is clouded. Your knuckles sore from how hard youā€™re clutching the sheets.
Namjoonā€™s so fucking satisfied, proud exuding from his body as he looks down at you on his bed, being fucked senseless as he drills his cock in and out of you, loud slapping and squelching sounds making it even more obscene.
"You take me so well, shit, such a good girl." Namjoon groans, hypnotized by the way your body rocks with the force of his thrust.
You could die a happy woman just from the way he praises you. His words making your stomach twists in what youā€™re sure will be another mesmerizing orgasm.Ā 
"I could fuck you all night, baby, and I just know youā€™d take it."
"Yeah, Namjoonā€” I, I would." You yelp. "I will."
He has the audacity to chuckle.Ā 
"Iā€™ll hold you up on that offer later."
Youā€™re already so close again. God, you donā€™t wanna come like this, you donā€™t wanna come so soon.
"Namjoon?" You call and he hums in response. "I wanna ride you."
Did he win the lottery or something? He feels like he doesnā€™t deserve it. God, he missed like, three essay deadlines this semester, he definitely doesnā€™t deserve it.Ā 
"Fuck, yeah, baby, you can ride me."
He slips out of you, and wastes no time crawling to sit at the headboard.
Namjoon reaches out to hold you, helping you straddle him with your wobbly legs. He laughs when you take a deep breath, goosebumps all over your skin.
"You sure you can ride me, though?"
"Shut up" you hiss, trying to concentrate before you wrap your hand around his length and lift over him to align him with your entrance.
A shaky cry falls from your lips as you gradually sink in his dick. The stretch is completely different and his fat cock splits you open so deliciously that you somehow feel even fullen than before.
"Fuck, I love this position." He reads your thoughts.
You just nod, unable to think as you find purchase on his shoulders. When youā€™re finally fully seated, you feel like Namjoon's cock is touching your soul.
"Fuck, Namjoon, youā€™re huge."
His face is all scrunched up, brows knit together in pleasure, and youā€™re almost angry at how beautiful this man is. The nerve.
"God, this pussy so fucking tight."
You take a deep breath, and swiftly roll your hips over him. Namjoonā€™s head thumb back and you feel so fucking powerful when his hands grab your ass, trying to guide you over him to reproduce the feeling. So you grind on him again, making his cock reach spots you didnā€™t even know you had.
After rolling a bit more on his lap, you muster all the strength you can and lean back, planting your palms on his thighs ā€” have you mentioned how fucking beautiful his thighs is? ā€” before slowly raising yourself.
The second time you drag your pussy down his length is even more delicious, and it makes you feel so good that you feel like this is wrong in some way.
Ok, who are you kidding?
Youā€™re both pure sin at this point. Thereā€™s no turning back from the obscenities you two said tonight.
So yeah, fuck it.
You muster all the strength you can as slowly start to move your hips up and down, regretting all the times your friends tried to convince you to exercise and you didnā€™t, because you canā€™t seem to find a pace.
But Namjoon, so very attentive to your needs, grabs your hips, helping you establish a sluggish pace ā€” but a pace nonetheless.
You gradually start to feel more comfortable, more capable, and Namjoonā€™s grip on your waist is now more for his own sake than yours when your movements speed up.
Soon enough, youā€™re riding him in earnest, in a hard rhythm that makes you meet his pelvis each time, his thighs quiver under your weight in the most gorgeous way as you send Namjoon to the places he not long ago made you visit.Ā 
A proud grin settles on your face, watching him grunt with each stroke.Ā 
"You're so good for me, baby, letting me fuck you like a good boy" you echo his words, almost teasing, but your shaky tone betrays you.
"You fuck me so good, princess."
Shit, you feel lightheaded.
Namjoon bites his lip, eyes transfixed on your bouncing tits. He takes your boobs in his palms, caressing and grasping them softly, your sounds music to his ears.
Your gaze falls to his neck, not nearly enough marked by you, so you dive to his throat, tongue licking up to his ear before you start to kiss and suck harshly at his pulse points, making him moan loudly into your ear.
"Youā€™re sweet and big for me" you say, clenching around him and you feel his dick twitching inside.
"Shit, baby, do it again." He asks, and you promptly close your walls around him again.
Namjoonā€™s not sure how long heā€™ll last with you on top of him like this, riding the soul out of his body while your lips worship his neck. But he needs you to come first ā€” or rather, again, but this time around his throbbing cock.
Thankfully youā€™re not far. Your lower belly is contracting, nearing your high, and youā€™re so gone that you could tell Namjoon you love him at this point, you donā€™t even care ā€” and you donā€™t think he does either.
"Youā€™re so good for me, my pretty girl."
His? Shit, can you have that on paper?
"All yours, baby."
You yelp when Namjoonā€™s thumb finds your clit and starts rubbing you. The pad of his fingers spreads your wetness over your bundle of nerves, your heart ramming against your ribcage.
"Baby, Iā€™mā€¦ Iā€™m close." You're fucking panting, that's what you are.
"Thank god." He breaths. "Can I take over, princess?"
You nod, and Namjoon circles his strong arm around your waist, turning you without slipping his dick off of you.
When he suits himself above you, you immediately wrap your legs around his torso, and Namjoon starts to fuck you like heā€™s made for it. Fuck, why does he feel like he is, though?
His thrusts are relentless, but he uses his last working braincell to aim his cock against the spots heā€™s learned that make you cry louder ā€” which you do.
Your hands grip at his hair, tugging hard as your head falls back.
You have to gather all the focus you possibly can to open your mouth, your voice barely a whisper.
"Choke me, baby."
Namjoon gulps.
"What."
"Please, choke me."
"Shit, princess." Is this what dying feels like?
Namjoon closes his hand around your neck, fingers pressing down your pulse points as he feels your erratic heartbeat slightly soothing under his fingertips. Why is this so hot?
Your every sensation is heightened. His cock heavenly railing you, his hot breath fanning against your sweaty skin, the loud sounds that fall both from where your bodies meet and from his mouth.
It takes barely a minute before white spots blur your vision. The tight not in your stomach snaps so fucking hard a scream leaves your parted lips.
Namjoon wants to know how to immortalize the way your face scrunches up when you come ā€” would you let him do it again just so he can picture it?
The force of your orgasm makes your pussy clench hard around his cock, and you milk him and your body quivers violently. When your back arches from the bed, his bed, he swears youā€™re the most beautiful person heā€™s ever seen.
His thrusts become shallow, and youā€™re still rocking with the afterwaves of your orgasm, fighting through the overstimulation when Namjoon feels his own high approaching, so he quickly pulls himself out of your cunt.
He rips the condom off of his cock, tossing it wherever for him to mind later, and starts to pump himself above you. And what a fucking sight to behold.
"Come for me, baby, youā€™ve been so good, I want you to come all over me."
And like the good boy he is, Namjoon immediately does.
His hot white cum paints your belly just like he promised, a guttural groan leaving his throat as he empties himself over your stomach until heā€™s thoroughly spent.
You look down, wetting your lips before you bring your finger to your belly. You collect his cum with a flicker of your finger, and take your hands to wrap your mouth around, tasting his salty orgasm with a satiated hum.
Namjoon shudders. In that second, he wants nothing more than to come again just to see you eat his cum out of you once more.
"Youā€™re a fucking menace, you know that?"
You smile innocently, and he falls beside you on his sheets.
Namjoonā€™s breath is uneven, and he brings his hands to push his hair out of his face.
You turn to him, a large grin on your lips. Namjoonā€™s eyes find yours.
"What?" His lips curve upwards.
"Fuck, sweet boy, I think Iā€™m in love."
You two start giggling, you shake your shoulders in pure mirth while his laugh reverberates all through his body ā€” you both find those sounds just as attractive as the obscenes ones you were eliciting just now.
It takes some time before your shared amusement softly becomes small snickers.Ā 
"Still with the sweet thing?"
"Youā€™re the best Iā€™ve ever had, baby, youā€™re definitely my sweet boy." He takes his lips in his teeth, shaking his head.Ā 
"Iā€™m the best, huh?"
"Hell, yeah, Iā€™m fucking giggling, Namjoon. Really, what the fuck."
"Youā€™re the best pussy Iā€™ve ever had. I honestly couldnā€™t be happier your brother bailed on you."
"Shut up." You playfully shove his shoulder, chuckling.
"Seriously, though, introduce me to him, I need to thank him."
"Don't ruin it." You joke.
You both fall into a comfortable silence, collecting your breaths.
"Wait, be right back."
Namjoon lazily gets on his feet, grabbing the used condom from the floor and heading to his bathroom, closing the door.
He returns a couple minutes after, a towel in his hand as he crawls back to bed and starts to gently clean your stomach, reaching your pussy and easing the mess heā€™s made of you.
"Thanks."
"Donā€™t mention it." You try to get out of bed, but your shaky legs make you stumble as you get up.
Namjoon quickly helps you steady yourself, a proud smile curving his lips.
"Can I use your bathroom?"
"Sure."
"Uhmā€¦ also, do you mind if I stay the night?" You ask, glancing at the clock on his bedside table, noting itā€™s way past one in the morning.
"Princess, I expect you too." Namjoon smirks. "Weā€™re not nearly done."
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Namjoon somehow can look even better in the morning.
You wake up feeling his serene heartbeat beneath your ear, his arms enveloping you and your legs entangled.
Youā€™ve been just peacefully staring at him for around ten minutes now.
At first it was because you feel like youā€™ve been hit by a bus, sore to the bones. But then, it was because heā€™s just so damn beautiful you couldnā€™t help it.
He takes a deep breath, stretching his limbs as he wakes up, yawning loudly. You inch closer and give him a quick peck on his cheek, before resting your chin on his chest.
"Good morning, pretty girl" he smiles, opening his eyes and tugging you closer.
"Morning, sweet boy."
"How long youā€™ve been awake?"
"Not sure. Ten minutes?"
"Wow, and youā€™ve just been staring at me? That's so creepy." You roll your eyes, and he chuckles.
Neither of you speaks for another couple of minutes, bathing in the calmness of the morning.
"You ok?" He asks.
"Yeah. Really sore, though."
"Well, you asked for it."
"I did, didnā€™t I?" You grin. "And you gave it to me like the good boy you are." You tease, kissing his lips.
He reciprocates the touch, but neither of you takes it further.
So. Fucking. Tired.
"I see I wasnā€™t able to teach you how to behave."
"Iā€™m a lost cause, but I appreciate the effort." He huffs out a laugh, closing his eyes.
"What time is it?"
You turn on his hold to face his clock. "Almost ten."
"Hum."
Namjoon doesnā€™t make any move to get up, and you start to look over his room. For some reason, you didnā€™t pay it the slightest attention the night before.
"You in college?" You ask, when you notice tons of books piled on the floor near his dresser.
"Yeah, in my last year."
"Uhm, so pretty boy is also intelligent." He snickers.
"My good looks can be deceiving."
"I was deceived indeed. You have such a dirty mouth, I was baffled." He shoves you away from his grip, groaning.
"You're one to say, the filthiest girl Iā€™ve ever met."
"The filthiest? You flatter me." You laugh, as he playfully pushes you to the other side of the bed. "Oh cā€™mon, you liked it."
He smiles. "Yeah, I did."
Heā€™s so tender you almost feel shy.
"What do you study?"
"Literature."
"It suits you." You say, scanning his face.
"Thanks, I really like it. But what about you? Arenā€™t you in college?"
"I graduated last year."
"What you do?"
"Architecture."
"Thatā€™s nice."
"Yeah. Iā€™m on a work trip, actually."
"Youā€™re not from here?"
"No, I live in Busan."
"Oh. My roommate is from Busan."
"You have a roommate?" You ask, mortified, but Namjoon chuckles.
"Donā€™t worry, he was out. He didnā€™t hear the way you were screaming last night." You shake your head, a smile on your face. Namjoon breathes deeply before lifting to a sitting position on the bed. "Want some breakfast?"
"Yeah, Iā€™d like that. Let me just use the bathroom real quick."
"Ok. Do you like toast? Thatā€™s basically the only thing I can make."
"Finally!"
"What?" He frowns.
"Finally you have a flaw, oh my god, I was losing hope" you say dramatically, raising your arms.
"Can't have you falling in love now, can I?" He jokes and you laugh.
Namjoon gets out of bed and you follow, heading for the bathroom and closing the door behind you.
He smiles to himself, shaking his head.
He makes his way to his kitchen, finding his roommate already there, eating his breakfast.
"Morning." He announces himself, and Jimin turns to him.
"Hey, man" he smiles mischievously, cocking his head in the direction of your clothes lying on the floor "how was the party last night?"
Namjoon's brief concern for forgetting to gather the clothes you took off in the kitchen quickly dissolves into a smirk.
"The party? Oh, I kept it in my room."
"All night?"
"All fucking night." They both chuckle. "Sheā€™s in the bathroom, so please be civil when she comes here."
Namjoon goes to his cabinets, grabbing some bread to prepare you something to eat.
"Sure, man."
"What about you? You arriving now?"
"I came home around six, I think, so I just crashed. Woke up half an hour ago."
"And how was it with that guy?"
"It was mid. But hey, it was worth the shot. Even if he has no fucking game he's still hot as fuck."
"Sorry to hear that." Jimin shrugs.Ā 
"And what about this girl, huh?"
"Man, this girlā€¦" Namjoon trails off, shaking his head "so fucking hot, I felt like I was dreaming."
"Really? You seeing her again then?"
"Donā€™t think so, sheā€™s not from here."
"Thatā€™s too bad."
"Yeah, itā€™s whatever. By the way, do you wanna hang out later? Thereā€™s this music festival going on and I have no one to go with."
"Don't know, Iā€™m probably going out with my sister today, she flew from Busan to see me."
"Oh nice. Maybe you could introduce us."
"Yeah, if sheā€™s down maybe we can all go together to this festival." Namjoon nods.
He leans on the counter, facing Jimin, and smiles once he sees you coming from the hall.
"Hey, pretty girl."
Jimin turns back when Namjoon acknowledges you.
"Oh, hey sis!" Jimin greets automatically ā€” before freezing completely.
Both yours and Namjoonā€™s eyes widen in terror.
"Chim?!"
"Waitā€” sheā€™s your sister!?"
"Jiminā€™s your roommate from Busan?"
You stand still in the hallway, watching mortified as your brother's face contorts in a grimace, realization hitting him before he shoots his friend a deadly glare.
"God, Namjoon, you fucked my sister?!"
"I didnā€™t know it was your sister!"
"Man, youā€™re fucking gross!"
"The fuckā€™s that supposed to mean?!" You ask, indignant.
"My sisterā€™s not hot!"
"Jimin?!"
"Canā€™t agree with you on that one, man, sorry." Namjoon argues.
"Those are my sisterā€™s clothes, man?" He continues, ignoring what his friend said for his mental healthā€™s sake, before he turns to you. "And youā€™re wearing his clothes? What the fuck?!"
"Jimin, stop being a child."
"You came to Seoul to fuck my roommate?!"
"Youā€™re the one who stood me up last night. To fuck, may I remind you."
"Thanks for that, by the way." Namjoon interjects, winking at you, and a small smile crosses your lips before Jimin groans, exasperated.
"Seriously, man?! And what the hell happened to your neck, did he fucking punch you?"
"God, no! I just choā€”"
"Shut up! God, I canā€™t fucking look at your two right now, unbelievable." He says, getting up in a hussle before striding to his room, cursing under his breath.
You and Namjoon are left alone in the kitchen, silence filling the room.
You gauge his expressions, realizing heā€™s doing the same.
"Thank fuck he wasnā€™t here last night." Namjoon says after a while, and you canā€™t contain the laugh that escapes past your lips.
"You really had to thank him, though?" Namjoon bites his lips.Ā 
"I'd feel bad if I didn't. Mom taught me to be grateful." He bites his lip. "Do you still want that toast?"
You smile. "Sure, sweet boy."
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