#THAT GIRL IS DEAD LMAOO 💀💀

[laalaaisthebest]

I keep thinking abt Guardian's mom. I have literally made a new slendytubbies oc. and she's Guardian's mom. I don't wanna make a fanfic with her in it, but the PARASITES IN ME WANT TO

[biggesthomuradefender]

ngl it’s very funny to me that sm ppl were quick to assume that the words madoka spoke during the flower field are insignificant bc she was a “fake” created by homura, or being “influenced/controlled” by her in some way, when neither of those things are true, and those words were madoka’s genuine feelings.

and yes, she doesn’t have her memories, but even so… do ppl rly think that madoka would rly just… be completely okay and satisfied w becoming a god, leaving behind all of her family and friends forever, and being forgotten by all except for homura (plus, she’s only able to be remembered by the magica quartet when they literally DIE, hence in sayaka’s and bebe’s case.)? like, you guys rly don’t think she would have any reasonable, human regrets…?

really??? 😭

[afterlife-2004]

[lylianrae]

A list of all the things I have manifested ⋆˚⟡˖ ࣪

We manifest everything in our lives btw - the good and the bad which is why I will be including both to prove that the law does not discriminate. If you can successfully become poor, you can most definately become rich with the same ease because everything is just a state.

Long hair

AHH this is one of my favourite manifestations. Ever since I was young I had a weird bob with a fringe (often crooked) and I wanted long hair like all the other girls (lmaoo) but my mum was strict so she didn't let me grow it out. Although I didn't know about manifestation back then, every new year and birthday I would wish for long hair and I would pretend I was a princess with butt long hair. Guess what, somewhere along the line, my mum let me grow it out and now I have butt length hair (don't really know what to do with it tho </3).

As all kids do, I went through an emo phase where I chopped off like half of my hair like 4 years ago. I literally grew back 7-8" of hair within a month because my parents got too mad. I knew about manifestation here so I just assumed my hair always grows unaturally fast. Same with when I cut bangs, they grew past my chin within a couple of weeks.

Manifesting my way into a private school

Honestly this just shows that you dont need 2430430 hours of working on your self concept to manifest. Literally so many celebs, including Marylin Monroe (the queen), manifested their fame with awful self concept. Likewise, here I was possibly going through the worst time of my life back then. I would wake up at 8 am and start studying and end at 11 pm despite being only 10 at the time. I was so freaking stressed and envious of all the other children and went into a depressive spiral where my two options were pass or die. I didn't even have enough practice and I cried my self to sleep on most nights. Anyways, when i did the exam I was deathly calm and even after the exam I was apparently so chill so my parents thought I failed.

I literally left 9 questions on one paper but throughout the summer, everytime I found a dandelion I would make a wish and imagine digging a tunnel to the examiners room where I secretly change my answers into the right ones (lmfao my tiny 10 yr old brain - idek how it worked). Anyways my results were sent back to me a month later on a random October evening and I got a really high mark. Even after 7 years of going to this school I havn't met anyone who has gotten a mark higher than mine.

Curly hair / straight hair

Sigh. We always want things we don't have. When I was younger I had really straight hair like 1A asian hair but when I was like 10, I really wanted curly hair and I would try to curl it often. After a few months, I manifested a curling iron and my hair literally became naturally curly like right after a wash it would curly af when before it was dead straight. Naturally I grew bored of it and I wanted my straight hair back and for ages I began overcomplicating the law and struggled to manifest it. It was only recently when I actually let go of the 3D that I manifested the silky, shiny straight hair.

Social life?

This is also a funny one, just shows how easily you can manifest. So back in 2021 after lockdown I felt so lonely and felt so left out of my friendship group so after a few months I began stressing myself out and spiraling for like 30 minutes, sobbing to myself about how I was so lonely and how nobody loved me (💀). Anyways it became reality, I found myself uncomfortable in many social situations and found myself becoming forgotten far more easily. I don't really remember the details but it was so bad that I think I accidently manifested social anxiety (oh well we still up tho).

However I am a loa girly so I found myself listening to popularity subliminals and slowly (but surely) my mindset change from having no friends to being the most popular girl in the year. Like no joke I became friends with like 3 people from different social circles so at lunchtime we had to join up like 3 different tables so we can all sit together. Overall I got myself 20+ close friends and even my ex friends began to admire me although it had ended badly. Even now, when someone says something thats untrue - for example saying that they are dumb when they are not, they would be like "ahaha so its like when Rae (me) says she has no friends, the whole school knows who Rae is".

Clear skin

This was sort of in the beginning of my loa (law of attraction back then) journey, I just randomly found out what subliminals were and was still quite new to everything. Now I don't even understand how it happened but I had busted some capillaries under my skin and it looked like small red viens under my skin and bro I was freaking out at the time. One night I was like just, I had enough, I'm going to get myself better skin and so I listened to a sub once for 3-4 days and on like the 4th day, my cheeks began to heat up which was odd and the next day it was 90% gone. Just like magikkkk.

Desired university?

Guys. Feeling is the secret. Don't you ever forgot that - not feeling as in emotions but rather the feeling of knowing. I had 2 entrance exams to do to apply for my universities and it was a stressful time where I wasn't getting enough sleep and wasn't eating enough simply because I didn't have the time. Like I come home from school and would have 3-4 hours of homework, then I need to revise for tests and then the remaining time would be spent on the entrance exams. Each past paper took 2 hours and I have around 13s per questions and I was already struggling on time. Anyways, I began to hate them and I would often complain to my mum saying things like "My score got even lower!!" or "I hate it so much" or "My head hurts / eyes hurt".

Guess what? Not only did I see my score decrease over time but I also made such a silly mistake on the most important entrance exam which I needed for 4/5 of my universities. I left a question and completely forgot to mark on the answer so when I finished the section I realised I had one more space on the sheet with like 10s to spare. I didn't have enough time to go back and fix it and lemme say that I did so badly in the test. Even while waiting for results I was just like "ah it would be a miracle if I scored above this bla bla".

I got the score back and it was so freaking bad like I did not stand a chance at my university at all. However, I started to affirm for a place and to my utter shock and surprise my desired university reached out and offered me an interview. I knew people who had like scores which were 50% better than mine and they still got rejected pre-interview. Anyways I began stressing about the interview and the results of the whole thing and boom. I got rejected 3 days after my birthday lmaoo. But its okay because I'm reapplying and I learnt so much more. I'm redoing the entrance exam and my score is a loooot better than it ever was last year.

A key take away would be thoughts are the result of the state you are in. Your dwelling state manifests and I was focusing on the unrealness and the difficultly of getting into this uni and thats what manifested. At the time I was heartbroken and literally went through the 7 stages of grief and spent so many months trying to revise it only for me to focus on the 3D. Just know that everything is done in imagination and it appears in the 3D as a result.

Photographic memory

So this is also something I had manifested before I actually knew about loa but the takeaway here is that manifestation is always instant. I was around 11 reading a random book on my tiny kindle and the book was on how to develop a good memory and I was like ah that'll be useful. Anyways later in the car, I asked my dad about photographic memory and he sort of explained it to me. I just assumed that I have that and I told him I do. He just laughed at me and said thats something that you have to train for and I was not impressed lmao. Inside my tiny brain, I was just like nope, I already have photographic memory and I dropped that thought. Let me tell you, my memory is actually photographic and has helped me out on so many occasions like my brain just takes pictures of things.

Learning fast

This is also something I did before I knew loa, I was just always wondering why the other kids couldn't grasp concepts as easily as I did. Literally in every lesson I would be like ah I learn so fast and now I am actually blessed with the ability to grasp complex subjects so fast. A favourite example of mine would be when I was obsessed with music but to take it to a higher level you need to be able to play an instrument. I couldn't at the time and my teacher told me the requirements a week before the actual deadline. I have never actually played piano with both hands but one day I sat down and worked through the entire song (fur elise by Beethoven) which is a grade 5 (I think) and it normally takes people months / weeks to learn. I learnt the whole thing in 3 days and from then on, I could play piano like I had been doing for ages. Again the memory thing was so helpful because I never actually used any sheet music, I learnt it off a youtube video and I remembered every single note I needed to play.

Hourglass body + 22" waist

This was a couple of years ago when I actually didn't understand loa. Anyways long story short, I would do a 3 minute workout and then flex infront of the mirror all day (💀) and be like omg I have abs. Overtime, I actually got so skinny everyone around me kept pointing it out to me and my mum got so concerned that she took me to the doctor like 4 times. It was so funny, I would loose like 2-3kg overnight and my parents would have to buy better fitting uniform.

Bigger boobs

This was also back in the day (2021?) when I didn't understand how to manifest things easily af. I had an A cup but I wanted better boobies and I listened to like 2 subs for a week and I went to a B cup. But I just assumed I have a bigger cup size recently and I just skipped C and went to D+ (haven't measured in a long time).

I'm not done but I'm tired now bye bye

[isawas-here]

Elijah Mikealson Headcannons

- bro is definitely a family man (as seen so many times)

- if your cooking he comes up behind you and wraps his arms around you

- if you are crying he wipes your tears and holds your cheek

- he’s stubborn when infected by a wolf bite so if you stay with him he’ll try to tell you to go away. You do not oblige lmaoo

- when you’re feeling clingy you go lay in crook of his arms and you snuggle up as he reads

- I think your a witch and he’s a vampire troupe is cute kinda like bonzo :)

- he is very passionate I fear! He can be rough if he wanted to but I think he’s more aware of his strong he is

-he’s definitely a green flag

- he worships you like your a Greek Goddess

- if you two are in danger he lets you go ahead and attack first because he knows your powerful (I imagine him like standing in the shadow thinking “that’s my girl.”)

- he’s very touchy on the subject of some of his family’s past and does have problems opening up to some trauma but he knows your there for him

- bro definitely praises you :P

-since your human (don’t have to be just my hc) he’s obviously older but you don’t think nothing of it because he LOOKS like he’s in his late 20s #agegap

-bro was definitely written by a woman (THANK GOD)

- you’ve been hurt in the past so you’re a little hesitant on starting your romantic journey with him (spoiler alert, he’s the best boyfriend/husband ever)

- he loves bargaining or making deals for you

- sometimes I think you’d say “and they say chivalry is dead” as he stands there with a vampires heart in his hand 💀 (think of that one scene in the originals with Klaus and Elijah in like the first few episodes of season 1)

- okay that’s all I have so far

[artsyxbutterfly]

This image gets me cackling everytime I see it LMAOO

But I've sorta been wanting to talk about it.

This is just my opinion y'al, it's fine to disagree (just don't harass me pls 😭)

To me, Cole always has been sorta queer-coded. Like in the very beginning when he wanted his father to accept him for being a ninja and not a dancer was giving such coming out vibes.

And that Cole notoriously is the one ninja never really having a love interest. Sure there was that weird love triangle with Nya in season 3 but I don't think he really likes her tbh. Also; Vania. They were confirmed to only be friends by one of the writers, Doc Wyatt.

But that doesn't necessarily mean ppl cannot ship them. I personally don't bc I'm tired of every time in the show when a girl and a guy first meet they end up getting together (or at least having feelings for one another) and Cole and Vania seemed to have more of a brother- sister dynamic to me if anything :P

Geo and Cole look cute together imo!💜🖤🧡

These ppl on tik tok are probably the same ppl that stopped watching Ninjago bc of the design changes 💀 these ppl are afraid it'll take away from Cole's masculinity or whatever but I don't think it would do anything to his character except give him a boyfriend. He isn't gonna turn into a gay stereotype 😐

Also I find it funny that being alive but gay is just as equally as bad as being dead or being disappeared according to these ppl lmaoooo 😭

Also, this is mainly based on speculation. Nothing official has 100% confirmed Cole is actually gay. Whether he is or not, I'll still love his character!

Sorry for the mini yap sesh, lol. This isn't a post saying you should ship Cole with Geo, this is just my pov and me cackling at these delulu ppl on tik tok 😜

[ijustreallylikepirates]

DCASE13!!!

-NO DONT YOU DARE MAKE ME WATCH TREVOR CRY AGAIN

-“now why you crying like a little bitch?” HAHAHAHA YEAH NINA

-ALEC AND RIYA YOU ALCOHOLICS LMAOOO

-Connor is that one of Alec’s books??? 🤨

-AIDEN YELLING SHUT UP HAD ME LMAO

-OMG ALEC AND RIYA ARE DRUNK THIS SHOULD MAKE THE EPISODE INTERESTING

-oh Alec…

-I feel so bad wait ☹️

-poor baby

-WHAT THE HELL???

-ALEC AND RIYA KISS

-HELLO???

-YEAH GRETT STAND UP TO YUL

-“I’m happy for you and that lesbian behind the tree” LMAOO

-YEAH GRETT BREAK UP WITH YUL

-GRETT ISTG HE TREATS YOU LIKE SHIT LEAVE HIM

-“vegan carpet muncher” HAHAHAHAHA

-EW I CANT WITH KRISTAL AND DEREK RIGHT NOW

-Kristal please stop it with the challenge related jokes it didn’t go so well in episode 6

-“ELECTRICITY 😈” I CANT THIS SHOW IS GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME

-“and I can take some annoying kids” honestly me too yul

-wait so what is Alec gonna do? 💀

-“what’s VR 😐✋”

-RIYA SETTING ALEC ON FIRE LMAOO

-WHYD HE SCREAM LIKE THAT IM DEAD

-OH ALEC YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR RIYA???

-YOURE SUPPOSED TO HAVE FEELINGS FOR CONNOR ☹️

-JAKE YOU SOUND LIKE YOURE TRYING TO SHIT YOURSELF 💀💀💀

-ALEC SLAPPING JAKE WITH A ROCK LMAOO

-AIDEN WHY WHY DID YOU KILL ALEC HOW DARE YOU

-“rest in pieces asshole” HAHAHAHA

-I like to see Jake and Aiden actually getting along

-CONNOR STRANGLING YUL LMAOOO

-THE VILLAINS ARE SO BADASS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

-YEAH GRETT BEAT YULS ASS

-YEAH GRETT BREAK UP WITH YUL AND GET THAT DINOSAUR TO KILL HIM YOU GO GIRL

-I love how she did that mostly for gabby too girl friendship goes so hard

-YEAH GRETT GET HIM

-I love you so much Grett you slay

-BYE YUL YOU SUCK LMAOOO

-GET SERVED HAHAHAHA

-“Connor you’re old 😡” IM DEAD

-“Aiden you’re a twink” DECEASED 💀

-“Jake youre a twink part 2” ASHES ASHES DUST TO DUST

-“gabby fuck you bitch” no fuck you yul this is why you just got voted out

-YUL FLIPPING THEM OFF AS HE LEFT LMAOO

-YEAH GRETT SHOW HIM THAT FINGER

THIS EPISODE HAD ME FUCKING ROLLING I HAD TO KEEP PAUSING THE EPISODE TO CRACK UP EVERY TIME

This episode also mentally destroyed me

WHY

DID

ALEC

AND

RIYA

KISS!?!?!?!?!?!?

THAT WAS JUST SO… NOT IT

sorry to the Aleriya fans but I just can’t

Happy we got the Alec family namedrop through

I REALLY WANT ALEC TO WIN MAN YOU CAN DO THIS I BELIEVE IN YOU DO IT FOR SHERYL AND DANIEL

[just-call-mefr1es]

more factS!!!1!!1!! -Hypnos' moons are all hypnotized, made to follow her orders. She hypnotized them for territorial reasons, but she doesn't harm them. -all planets can adjust their size to their will, which is why some are HUGE and some are small af -True to his species-sake, Kamu can bite and drain star energy. (Star Energy is Plasma, which equals to human blood.) -Chloris and Eros used to be dating (Eros got dumped due to his bigger ego) -Eburonia is disliked by my friends (not a system fact just a thing i wanted to say LOL) -The Ring bearers are Eburonia, Eos, and Hera. -The Gas Giants are Eburonia, Galileo, Eos, and Chloris. -The Rockies are Amechania, Eros, Ophion, and Prometheus. -The Ice Giants are Hecatia Eros (thats right, Eros is BOTH!) -The only water giant is Hypnos! -Hypnos is able to hypnotize moons from other planets and make them her own, usually out of jealousy or interest. From my sayings, she would take Callisto, Europa, Titania, Ariel, Miranda, Dione, Rhea, Umbriel and Charon. (She's a women moon collecter HELK) -Hypnos can also hypnotize planets, with one example being a planet from the Proto-era, named Phanes. -Eburonia's psychic abilities predicted the death of 5 of her moons. She does not wish to gain any more moons out of respect for the dead moons. -Galileo's moons are all trained in archery, as respect for their protector and caretaker. -The moons of Chloris have a one-sided hatred with Chloris. Chloris dotes on them, while the moons dislike him. -Ophion's moons are his other three friends! They manage his therapy appointments with the other moons (He's the Taenarum Therapist, like how Mercury is with the Solar System.) -Prometheus's moons are like tiger cubs; sticking close to their parent. They're always near Prometheus, only gone to hang out with friends. -Amechania's moons are one of the only ones who remember her. -Hecatia's moons are usually with other moons; Hecatia doesn't care about them much, unless they get hurt. -Eos's moons also take up alchemy, always trying to make new recipes for Eos, with most of them ending in failure. -Styx's moons always try to calm her down, but she's also scared of them most of the time. And now, for the big shocker.. THE TAENARUM SYSTEM HAD ITS OWN MOON REVOLUTION!

The Taenarum Moon Revolution was caused by one of Hypnos's moons getting mad that the planets didn't have restricted orbits. With her resolve, she gathered some of the moons who agreed with her sentiment and led an attack. Thankfully, it ended like the revolution in Solarballs. And fun fact, it happened because the Taenarum System moons heard of the Solar System Moon Revolution! In an AU, where the Solar System planets inhabit the Taenarum System, it would be stopped by Titan, since he doesn't want a repeat of his actions to happen again, lest in a Planet System with a planet with 1000+ moons. (answer each individually!)

(ill try lmaoo)

aaaaa hypnos’ moons bein hypnotized is so fucking awesome and deadass makes sense??? no wonder girlie has a whole ass collection of moons😭well atleast she doesnr hurt em💗

i think its rlly neat how the planets can change their sizes!! thats a rlly unique detail! ,,also, kamu draining tue star energy?? so fucking badass?? holy shit?? and damn chloris rlly gave eros the L with that💀💀 dont blame em ngl

end this eburonia slander NOW💔💔⛓️⛓️🙏🙏 shes done nothing🤬🤬 (and damn eros trying to catch em all by being both rocky and ice giant)

hypnos wqntinf all the girl moons is honestly relatable, i feel her. and WOAHG?? she can hypnotize planets too?? yikes f in chat for phanes💔 eburonia ilysm, actually💞💞 can i just say i love all the relationships of all th moons n their planets?? thyre literally so interesting and the dynamics just MWAH😵‍💫 i live for moon n planet relationships, positive or not. i think galileos relationship with her moons is honestly so cute like?? omgggg >w< SAME GOES WITH PROMETHEUS’??? thats so fuckij cutee DIWJSKSMDM

woooo moon revolutionn🗣️🗣️🗣️ we repeating history with this onee🗣️🗣️🗣️

LMAOOO the moons hewrinf abt our solar systems moon revolution is crazy i lvoe it (imagine the taenarum moons write fanfiction abt the solar systems moon revolution lolololol)

thar was a long list u sent but i love readinf so:3 i rlly like these facts/lore drops u send me! feel free to send more if ud like^_^

[yesimgoingthatdeep]

My thoughts as i watching ep 1 &2

Spoilers (kinda) ahead

Why is magneto kinda hot but like lowkey.....nvm just realized its his exposed shoulders... he's not following school dress code 🙄🙄

Also gambit is dressing like a whore(affectionate) ...really love him for that

Also scott is a bad betch and im glad he is being animated as such

Also only ep 2 , charles is still dead and yet erik and charles still being gay af

Also rouge and magneto 🤨🤨 im hoping its platonic but we will find outttt

Im anti wolverine and jean grey ....wolverine sweetie , SHE DONT WANT YOU DESPITE ANY MIXED SIGNALS SHE SENDS...so stand up got dammit STAN UP

Storm losing her powers is anti black 🫢🫢 YA I SAID IT...

Jean and scott with there baby: 😢🥰🥰🥰

wolverine: 🧍‍♂️

Like brother listen ...you gotta leave this jean situation alone

This Storm situation is fucked up but like girl at least disguise yourself

Also why was i surprised about Jean showing up like i didn't know scott had a baby with a clone in the comics lmaoo 💀

[atlabeth]

au where hurricane rises from the dead somehow but she has like zero memories of her life and it’s pure chaos bc everyone remembers her (bar percy but he at least has dreams of her) and slowly she’s remembering life and remembers luke and goes through the grief of not being able to see him

this is crazy because it would actually be the most chaotic thing to happen ever. like maybe more than thalia coming back lmaoo. percy would fucking SOB and mama hurricane would lose her mind

her having to remember her whole life and everything that happened and her love for luke after everything he’s done??? she’s in the infirmary constantly because that whole thing is being monitored and percy is always visiting her bc SISTERRR and one day she’s like “there’s this boy in so many of my memories. luke castellan. i think i loved him. is he here?” and percy is just like 👁️👁️

if it happens pre-luke’s death then it’s just a constant war of who has to end up telling her that he betrayed the whole camp and is working with kronos 💀 and when luke sees her for the first time he literally nearly passes out because wtf the fuck

and if it happens post-luke’s death then it’s a constant war of who has to end up telling her that he’s dead LMAO (it’s not funny)

but to lighten that up imagine she comes back as a 15 year old girl bc she died at that age and percy is 16 and she’s like ???? wtf this is illegal?? you’re my younger brother???

it would be a happy ending obviously because she’s alive and percy and her mom and annabeth and all of her friends get to have her back but also now SHE is the one that has to deal with luke’s death lmao how horrific

sorry for talking so much but this is a really interesting concept to explore lol thank you

[abbey-rae]

I wrote my LONG stream of thoughts in my notes app in real time listening to the summit!!

HUGE SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT!!

Ash blaming Aggro for taking his shoe lmaoo

Milo talking shit about Asher’s old belt💀

Milo telling SH they better not have hidden his dress socks again😭

Vincent wanted to hear from Will😞

…but he has a surprise for lovely🤭

AHHHH HE GOT A CROWN MADE BY THE SAME CRAFTSMAN WHO MADE HIS😭

‘you’re my heart.’ FOUL

Sam HATES the summit but he’s glad to have ‘good people’ here this time!

He and Darlin are getting ice cream after🥲

Porter didn’t actually bring Treasure he just said he would to fuck with Vincent😭😭devious little prick (affectionately)

MORE PACK AND VAMP INTERACTIONS YIPPEE

Asher called Vincent ‘bud’ when they all said hello😭

‘Blink twice if you need a way out buddy’ lmao

AHHHHHHH OMG OMG ALEXIS IS HERE AND SHES INTERACTING WITH DARLIN OMG

‘so when are you joining the family then? or do you plan to wither away into old age until he can’t stand the sight of you anymore; but feels too guilty to leave.’🫥

‘problems don’t get resolved by hitting them, you child. grow up.’ girl…

Porter comes to defend Darlin and is being snide with alexis😭

‘being the family’s disappointment has always been your domain. i’d hate to intrude.’ PLEASE

Sam’s back!!

‘what the fuck did she say?’ he sounds so hurt omg😭

SAM WENT GET ALEXIS OH NO

DARLIN RAN AFTER HIM!

Dion Wright is talking to David

be careful of William??

Although none of the houses claim him, Quinn came from somewhere and that means he has friends😬🫣

Adam mention was not on my Summit bingo card jesus CHRIST😭

Sam asked that Alexis not speak to Darlin and she agreed (although begrudgingly)

Ash is complimenting the food and Milo says that doesn’t mean much given Ash has TERRIBLE cooking abilities😭

‘My name is Porter Solaire.’

‘Oh.’

‘ASH!’💀

Porter asked SH if they’re an investigator and is asking questions about CLOSEKNIT I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT😭

Closeknit has lots of groups finding them and one of them is a Vamp house (Bennett)

Porter wants SH to stealth and sneak into a meeting between the Bennett king and prince which is happening in a few minutes!!!

SH wants to do it😟

The others still don’t know what Milo did to save everyone during inversion😭

The number of people in/joining Closeknit is declining, people need ‘another’ incentive (i.e more funding) to start joining again🫣

IT FEELS LIKE IM IN THE ROOM IM SITTING SO STILL IM SCARED

AHHH HE JUST SAID WHAT WAS THAT NOISE NOOO

Porter is starting a fight with vincent to cause a distraction!

THE KING OF THE HOUSE OF BENNETT IS DEAD WHAT THE FUCK😭😭

In summary:

[toastess-with-the-mostess]

Let's Rewind! Toast watches Voltron Defender of The Universe (1984)

Season 1, Episode 29: Magnetic Attraction Season 1, Episode 30: The Sleeping Princess

Episode 29: Magnetic Attraction

Defensive training time! The team are doing Karate together I only got to a yellow belt myself because of how expensive lessons were, but it was fun either way

"I flipped Lance easy, and I'm a girl" "I fall for girls" Lance just say you like women who can kill you Once again we see Allura pointing out the fact she's a lady,,, I will never get over the back handedness of those comments

Oh my bad it's Judo! I've never done that one before

Great, nanny and Coran are here to tell Allura she's being improper again, and he thinks it's a good idea to guilt-trip her with her dead dad dude when will you learn that you can't stop her, she's literally doing worse by being a solider, protecting herself is the least she should know since even her guards can't handle when Lotor is after her

More misogyny from the team, the show really do be a product of its time 💀

The one good thing Coran does is warn other people to get to safety, but then proceeds to say "it's nothing, definitely not weird that a freaky orange and red cloud is slowly spreading over the sky of Arus when it's noon" if he doesn't die of old age I'm killing him myself

Oh so the cloud is rapidly causing global warming, eco terrorism is horrifying

Why the hell is there a group of people washing themselves in the last remaining water of a boiled away lake? im not sure if dotu will ever answer that but golion will later on

robeast so hot it melts missiles, and the team is immediately going to fly up to it except allura can't launch because blue has no power from the surrounding water which got boiled away oh shit this is actually a good plan on Haggars part

Ooh we get to see a crystal that probably helps power blue lion! Maybe that's where the nexus idea in VF came from!

Alfor ex machina, i can't remember the last time we saw you but it's been a hot minute hasn't it

HOLY SHIT LORE Black gets powered by lightning/electricity, Red gets powered from the heat of lava/magma, Yellow is also magma but more earth dependent, Green is powered by wind, and blue obvs is powered by water like i knew all this already but i love the fact i get to listen to it now

Coran finally thinks of protecting Allura against Lotor and attacks through castle defenses,, except not that it works because Lotor just attacks Allura who is still stuck in her lion as long as she stays inside I assume she's safe but man she's not having a good day

Lance is a smart cookie! He plans to make a path with their own magnetic laser in order to get up to the robeast Now only if he made more plans like that, the fights would be easier me thinks

Lotor doesn't want to hurt Allura, yet actively sends missiles at blue lion while she can't move I hope your dad beats you ong

wait did the team not know that they needed water to launch blue? ok that makes sense actually since they don't know anything about the lions and their mystic nature kind of late in the episode to realize that though

GIRL WHY ARE YOU OPENING THE HATCH FOR THE MECHANICS OF BLUE TO LET WATER RUSH IN, I DON'T THINK THAT'S HOW IT WORKS BUT OK Blue lion is back anyway so I guess it worked

Voltron formed, robeast defeated, and global warming cloud dispersed, so water can come back, the GIF for this episode is going to be great

DAMN ZARKON TRASHING HIS SON FOR THINKING FOR HIS DICK AGAIN

"My beloved nincompoop" LMAOO

/episode end

Episode 30: The Sleeping Princess

Lotor has a nightmare about a woman he says is Allura but very obviously isn't, especially when she does fade into Allura's design, probably his mother This man really obsessed with Allura

PRINCESS CORRAL MY BELOVED, LOTOR IS A SLUT FOR TURNING HER DOWN SHE'S SO CUTE

"Stop whining, you have no feelings" -Zarkon get his ass

Lotor stop making batshit excuses for not marrying her, you'll be unhappy either way good god

At least Zarkon knows that he'll fail his mission against Arus, if he just held on a little longer lotor wouldn't be a problem but nope

Look at her, she's such a sweetie! She's even helping Lotor try to marry Allura, a mistake, but she's got her heart in the right place

"I want Allura to come willingly, [but] she lives in terror of my father" Lotor she's afraid of YOU, this is man is all kinds of delusional

Another flashback of the Not Allura woman, still think it's his mom, and she's definitely Arusian which is probably why Lotor has so much obsession for Allura

Flower picking time! Gotta give the pretty princess some pretty flowers to match! The boys are so wholesome

Ah, shit the cat fucked over a blue lion pilot again, what is with that cat against the color blue, now Allura is presumed dead and everyone is freaking out about it

Of course Keith pieces it together that she can't be dead as long as Lotor is still after her, which yeah makes sense but c'mon any other guy see through it please

Hunk makes a plan! Fake funeral for the princess to lure Lotor and Haggar out I'd love it if the team got more scenes like this, everyone is smart enough to contribute somehow

Oh shit Orla attended her funeral! That's nice to see

Keith you're such a simp for Allura, yes, yes we get it Allura is a girlboss and is an amazing leader

What a sweet idea, people throw flowers into Allura's casket and almost filled it to the brim maybe it's tradition for every Arusian, that'd be cool

Lotor hijacks the carriage Allura's casket is being transported in, sucks for him though BECAUSE PIDGE MANAGED TO HITCH A RIDE GET HIS ASS PIDGE

Rip Pidge gets used as a hostage EXCEPT ITS PIDGE VS HAGGAR AGAIN BECAUSE HE HAS A GRENADE ON HIM Oh god this kid is about to sacrifice himself if it means making sure Allura is safe and taking down one of the baddies, where's that post about dotu Pidge being suicidal

"I oughta feed you this" (proceeds to run at Lotor and Hagar with a live grenade) "PIDGE FOR PETES’S SAKE DITCH THE GRENADE" - Keith "WANNA SEE WITCHCRAFT?!" oh my god, everything is happening all at once

Grenade explodes, it was knocked out of pidge's hand beforehand, so he dove for Allura to protect her as best he could still so sweet even under all that pressure

Lotor and Haggar run away and Allura's awake, so all's well that ends well I guess Pidge finally gets a real kiss on the cheek from Allura, good for him

LOTOR STOP BULLYING CORRAL, SHE WANTED TO HELP BUT YOU FUCKED UP SO MARRY SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY LOVES YOU YOU FOOL

/episode end

[nijisanji-brain-rot-fics]

rating the fanbases in nijisanji en that im in 🤠🤘

also im not hating on yall im just talking about…… some colorful things about the fan communities im in

aight for one, kyomies. = FUCKING -18/10

im scared of like some of yall. like ongod 😭 either chill or so fucking down bad WW like oh god i watched the confessions stream YOU GUYS. ARE SCARY. PLEASE. I CANT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES MY JAW DROPPED WATCHING THAT STREAM. also we needa stop bullying kyo for being the shortest male in nijisanji en lmao hes coping already 💀AHEM… TO ANY OF YALL WHO GENUINELY LIKE ASTERS FEET CAM STREAM… DNI (jkjk but like keep a respectable distance from me pls 🧍✋ yall scare me enough)

kindreds!! = 5/10

yall horny as fuck. all i gotta say. we all know the gwak gwak incident, lets leave it pls. also yall are nice, everyone in chat is pretty nice, yk you get a parasocial chatter every once and a while but oh well wwww 💀💀 ehmmm theyre like the first niji en fanbase ive been in, i have a friend irl whos a kindred, theyre nice yk did not prepare me for the shitshow the online kindreds are

villions = 8/10

i know, we are all probably down bad for ber whenever he speaks korean, BUT CAN YOU BLAME US?? i wanna bet ver is half of his fanbases’ reason to learn korean (can vouch because i started to relearn kr bc of him 😭👌) ALSO HES SUCH A CINNAMON ROLL I JUST WANNA SQUISH HIM!! villions in general, yall r nice, like all i gotta say LOL

sicklings = 4/10

basically kindreds but like twice as horny and mentally ill 💀like goddamn yall listen to his yandere asmrs and go ‘he can fix me’?? is that like a thing in this fanbase? 😭 how mentally ill yall had to be to fall for a therapist [bullying myself rn] like holy shit also that one overlay incident 🫣 lets not talk about it but like anyways yall are ok, its a debatable topic also just wanted to say hex looks like the type of person to have a rice purity score of 53 idk

FaMillie = 10/10

OK SO IM BIASED BC IM ALSO A FILIPINO AND YK SWAGPINOS UNITE BUT YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY I CANT LIE, YOU HAVE GENUINELY MADE ME CACKLE SOMETIMES especially the hugot lines stream, my mom fucking got mad at me for laughing so much some of yall are unhinged like stop bullying millie LOL ik its for shits and giggles but damn, yall are being mean sometimes 😭

Quilldren = 6/10

personally, i havent been in the fanbase too much but most of you guys are chill so neutral score. havent seen too much stir from ike's fans so thats nice, good to know theres one fan base that isnt overtly chaotic [from what ive seen 👀]

scythekicks = 8/10

girl is this fanbase dead or am i just not active on twitter? probably the latter LMAO but like i barely see any doppio fans in the wild like where are yall come out come out you may be outta scythe but you aint outta my mind WWWW we all love doppio in the scythekick household, that man gets so entertained so easily

uhhhh shit ok pls dont cancel me WWWWW IM NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE I PROMISE THIS IS ALL FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES im in these fan bases too IM BASICALLY FUCKING MYSELF OVER

also posts are gonna be slow as fuuuck cuz schools starting and yknow we gotta COME IN DO YOU READ ME?-

im just kidding guys dont hate me for this WWW its for giggles so dont take it to heart

i think i did this wrong in so many ways but oh well LMAOO

[taegularities]

RID 🫶🫶 HOW ARE YOU???

i hope you are having an AMAZING DAY! ❤️ the weather here is so good, im so happy :)

okay SUPER long tea alert; my friends recently peer pressured (not rlly) me into downloading tinder 🤭 ive always been pretty against tinder bc i wanna meet my soulmate irl and ppl on tinder tend to be pretty thirsty (not all, but most) 🤷‍♀️

but anyways, I FEEL CONFLICTED!! this one (who is so incredibly hot may i add 🤭) started texting me and oh god, hes so smooth. he teases a little and we haven't been texting long but he asked me out on a date for next friday! BUT THEN!!! this other guy, who is def more sweeter, also asked to get coffee with me this week. i said yes to both but idk I FEEL GUILTY! 🧍‍♀️ im a loyal girl and i keep having to remind myself that im single and dating like this okay... but idk it just feels strange? im sure im overthinking it, but god im nervous!!

also ive never been on an official date before (which makes this more nerve wracking😔) ive been on like "dates" but nothing where the guy intentionally says that he wants to take me out on a date 🧍‍♀️the last time i was about to go on a date, the man pretty much cancelled and never rescheduled, so i feel nervous even being excited about it bc what if they cancel?? (im def overthinking, i genuinely cant help it 💀)

but anyways, thats my current dilemma, any advice would help!!! i hope you are well and PLEASE take ur time w cmi!!! 🙏 i saw a couple of asks of ppl asking u to rush or work on two chapters at once... please dont listen! thats where burnout comes from! take your time (i will literally wait 10 years for another chapter) 🫡

- wife from war anon 💂‍♀️

BABE HELLO !!!! <3 i'm okay, just weirdly tired !! kinda glad uni is starting soon but also sad bc i won't be able to be here as much anymore 😔 but yes, the weather has gotten better here, too !! i saw the sun today 🥺

girl, the tea you just spilled has me dead 😭 okay listen, most important thing first: i was on tinder for over a year and the people on there are insane – some would fake their age, others would use someone else's pictures. i could dive into my strange ass tinder experience but 💀 next time lmaoo. but what i wanna say is – make sure those guys are who they say they are! and meet in a very public place, just in case... let someone know that you're on that date, just to be sure, okay??

BUT MOVING ON. LISTEN. two guys that you're vibing with? that's amazing 😭 it's absolutely okay to meet both, that's literally what tinder is for! if it makes you feel better, you could let the guys know that you've been meeting others, too, as friends/casually? but since you're not with any of them, it's fine to get to know people. you might even end up with new friends :D i honestly do hope though, that they don't cancel, reschedule or hurt you, or i'll start rolling up my sleeves lol

keep things casual for now! if any of them does end up cancelling, remember you're better than this 😌 and you might even find up someone better later! that's okay, dating apps are like that :') but seriously, don't feel guilty, go with the flow and have fun... and definitely lmk how things played out >:)

yesss, i'll take my time for sure! i just outlined that jk chapter, but i only work on it when i feel like it. i started rereading the series today to have a better overview of it, and got to our beloved chapter lights hehehe but yeah. definitely working at my own pace. thank you, babe. it'll be a ride <333

[eviltiddyproductions]

Flower of Evil: Episode 3

the blonde wig in the flashback 💀

the way she backed down straight to the locker lol

he’s so used to being a delinquent that he doesn’t recognise she has a crush on him. cops don’t go around asking for your star sign babe

she just introduced herself after confessing to him?! she’s so #real

not him telling her to get out. now. RUDE😭✋

him saying ‘I’ve been deceived all this time’ as a joke hits a little too close home.

Also, what are his plans with this journalist exactly ???

LMAO she saw 1 black raincoat and she was like is my husband a murderer 🤨🤨🤨 (I feel like they’re using him as a misdirect but he is suspicious babe, keep going)

I don’t know why I’m looking out for him but you better wipe your fingerprints from that door fake (?) Hee Sung!

Play the video at home babe, the police is going to show up ANYTIME

I’m so confused by this show. Literally what is going on.

see this is how I know I’m not used to sophistication because when she said break the door I imagined those NYPD style cylinders or CID Daya style kick to the door. here they did it so quickly and gracefully

he is HANGING for his life (literally)

the sun believes in our man because it decides to hide behind a cloud and remove his very visible shadow

I love her boots click clacking as he’s about to fall from the balcony.

lmaoo ofc he got spotted

not the journalist coming after him with the hammer. our deviant is having the worst day

damn, he’s about to get exposed too…

enough with the misdirects I really thought the journalist was dead 😭

literally what is going on

they refuse to show us important details of the past and it’ll be on sight if all of this build up turns out to be something lame !!!

moo jin might’ve been kidnapped but he’s annoying as hell

a misdirect again

HELP just as Moo Jin and we figure out our double identity man is not the murderer, our girl thinks that he is. first the raincoat and now the breakfast 💀 like bae you will not connect the most obvious but you’re going forward with these!

THE JUMPSCARE. I hate blacked out eyes

slay?

got stabbed by someone he knew, had a vision of his killer (?) dead father and got hit by a car om shanti om style. he was having the WORST day

and it gets more confusing 🤩

[moutainrusing]

I don’t like TRAGIC fics, I like COMEDIC fics where the characters are suffering and I’m laughing at their obliviousness and misfortune— they’re TOO funny😭 and yes please!! suggest any and ALL the byler fics you love!!!

whaaat are you sure that’s what his dad was suggesting? I’ve seen that scene, no WAY how dare, I didn’t realise that? yeahh I saw Hopper cutting Will’s fake body open🫣 (Hopper’s my sister’s favourite character, Will’s my brother’s, El’s my mum and dad’s, mine’s Max, WHO’S YOURS?) but really, when Mike thought Will was dead was kinda funny to me, because he immediately turned on El like, “you’re USELESS to me—” and obviously, poor El and Mike and Will but the fact that all Mike cared about was Will🥹

I’ve heard of the cliff-jump scene, THAT’S why Mike was the heart of the group because he’d do anything for all his friends (in later seasons I feel he’s too focused on El?), but he loves his friends so much, so obviously he’d jump off a cliff for Dustin!! (I love Mike and Dustin being friends, I’ve seen a s1 clip of them where Dustin’s like, “I joined late, so I’m not as close—” and Mike’s looking at him as if he’s crazy, “what d’you mean we’re not as close? YOU’RE my best friend too”) (I love🥹❤️)

I knowww that s4 speech was such a lie, I think El knew it cos she still looked tortured while Mike said he loved her, and I’m aware she was actually being tortured at that point, but usually, she’s able to smile just a lil bit through the pain whenever someone tries to comfort her, and that time she didn’t because she knows Mike was lying, cos in s1, she SAW Mike tell the others, “in the morning, I’ll get my mum to send her to a crazy-hospital or something. what matters is the search for Will!” soo Mike’s life didn’t start that day— oops? but I still think he loves El now, and cares about her loadss🫶

I thought Mike knew Will was gay💀 not confirmed, but “it’s not my fault you don’t like girls!” and Will being bullied cos everyone suspected he was gay? so I thought, Mike saw the painting and got awkward because he was scared it was for HIM; the painting was for Will’s crush (probably a boy), and then he was holding it in order to welcome Mike?! cue panic: “wait what slow down excuse me no I’m overthinking things wait I gotta like? say hello? okay no I can’t hug urgh how did I just fail hugging him? hope he doesn’t like ME but I kinda want him to like me wait WHAT no I don’t MIKE THE PAINTING IS NOT FOR YOU, you’re not gay—” but also, your take makes sense toooo (I love trying to think like Mike, his obliviousness has me cackling)

HE WAS CALLING WILL!! all the time!! (love how byler shippers figured that out so fast) although I was a lil confused, what’s Joyce’s job and how’s it blocking calls? I think he didn’t write to Will because he kept calling Will relentlessly anyway, writing just seems desperate. also letters aren’t the same as talking to someone and hearing their voice, and he missed Will the most, so he’d prefer to hear him and pretend they’re in the same place than have the painful reminder of a letter that shows how far away they are.

I thought Mike, Joyce and Jonathan were all telling stories to Will? (I LOVE Will and Jonathan.) Jonathan’s story about him and Will finding Will’s favourite song and the brothers being there for each other even when their parents were arguing🥹❤️ anyway, didn’t Will start tapping in morse code thanks to all of them? I saw him doing it during Joyce and Jonathan’s stories too? ALSO Will is so lovely, he saw someone crying and gave them his toy even though he wouldn’t be able to get another one. he was so LITTLE at that time and he was still selfless and kind🫶 (ooh I want self-love to be the key now.)

I love Lucas as a fighter tho!! he was a crazy good aim with that slingshot, and in s4 with Hellfire, Dustin and Erica? THEY never gave up. (I LOVE Erica.) but yeah Mike was the leader, also it’s always HIS basement lmaoo. wait he didn’t know that the ‘dead’ body was fake when he was gonna jump? he followed Will THROUGH THE RAIN?! aww he was immediately going to apologise to Will🥹 the double-standard, he was literally never gonna apologise to El✋ kept questioning WHY he had to🙄

a lotta people think Max is gonna die and I’m like IT’S ALWAYS MY FAVOURITES😭 but who d’you think’s gonna die s5?

ohh do your teachers look at your coursework so far and give you an at-the-moment kinda grade? also how’d you feel about an only coursework subject? ok when you’re preparing for your mocks, I’LL BE THERE. 

how were you *fully* convinced. I get a lil worried, but FULLY? but how could you think you failed your econ when you worked hard and KNEW the answers you wrote were correct? to think you failed would be… going against what’s right? cos then you’re thinking that the right answers which you wrote are wrong? now you’re just playing the blame game with yourself✋ I have no pity, to be self-aware means to know when things aren’t your fault too. I think people need to stop worrying about the future so much… it’s only in the present moment that you can make sure the future’s optimistic. so I’m always optimistic about what I’m doing NOW. even if my optimism was wrong, I’m not thinking about that, cos I’ve moved on to being optimistic *now*... my optimism can change and adapt if it was wrong, but I’ll still be optimistic, yaknow? don’t you think you need to be realistically optimistic for yourself too😭 cos you blame yourself for things that are realistically NOT your fault?

aww YES be the one to get back up!!🫡 good good, focus on your strengths :)

EVERYONE HAS A BRAIN THAT’S WHY I LOVE EVERYONE AND THAT’S WHY THEY SHOULD LOVE THEMSELVES

heyy ❤️ is not boring I always use ❤️ it’s pretty and feels more real than emoji faces, cos it’s more about tone and sentiment❤️❤️❤️ AND it’s a red heart, which makes it more og and DEEP. aww okay I love 🥰 for the origin story.

hiii rue :) 

I hope you’ve had a lovely week so far 🥰

i’ve had a weird week (specifically a very weird day) so, I thought maybe i’d spread some kindness 💖

I never expected so many honest conversations on this little app, I always hoped i’d make fandom friends somehow, but I didn’t think i’d get one like you ✨

You inspired me to indulge in my creative freedom and write fanfics again. I had the time but no ideas, before you. It might’ve taken nine months but I wrote again, and I missed it. I don’t want to wait another nine months to write anything else. And I won’t have to because you continue to inspire me :)

Also you’re genuinely so lovely, you have faith in people and the world, and whether you value your stubbornness or not, I truly do. In a world that feels unstable right now, you have a moral voice guiding you that I wish others had. 

Plus you’re open and you listen and you’re willing to consider your view and consider if you’re right, which is the most important part to being stubborn really. In my opinion.

And you know, you’re insanely creative, it’s so cool how ur brain works and I cannot say that enough. 

That’s… all I guess :) SORRY im not as good at popping up in ur inbox with cute little messages like you do with meeeee <3 

i adore talking to u

LOVE U RUE 🥰

hi glue!!!

thank youu🥰 I've had a pretty average week to be honest, how was yours, good weird or bad weird?

I never expected to make online friends in general (I mean, stranger danger, safety first etc. etc.) but then I met you and slowly I was like... hold on... you're not a stranger anymore so WE'RE FRIENDS AND I LOVE YOU AND I'M SO HAPPY YOU DECIDED TO TRUST ME TOO

your fanfics are ALL YOU, amazing like YOU. always do the things you love❤️ and I'm honoured you take inspiration from me😭🫶

I'm not that lovely😭 it's because we're texting, right, usually I never think before I speak but with you I dooo. meet me when I'm stubborn about the wrong thing:

(flips sides like a massive hypocrite, "who me? no, I don't think so... really, I would never say that, I've always been so morally correct-")

don't worry glue, our world is stable because you are the glue to my stick and we STICK :p

(^my creativity at it's finest🫡)

WDYM you're not good at popping up with cute messages?! this is so sweet, it can't get sweeter, thank you so muchh!! you're always spreading kindness💖 by existing and sharing your beliefs and being willing to change and listening and always trying to be the best person you can be, because you are the best person, and you inspire me to be more generous and think outside of the box and rant for as long as I like about whatever passions I have- in conclusion you are everything and more, WDYM you're not good at cute messages, your favourite emoji is: 🥰

AND I USED TO DISLIKE THAT EMOJI.

but now I love it because of you. thanks for that✋

I LOVE YOU AND YOUR BRAIN🥰 (look at how I now excessively use that emoji. I'm changed😭)