#THANKS FOR LISTENING

[cantobear]

another vision of mine...

[itsaspectrumcomic]

not my usual kind of comic but just... how I've been feeling recently

if you're feeling the same, maybe it will help to know you're not the only one

[rassebers]

Awesome winter family moment

[half-oz-eddie]

I do not think there is enough talk about craft beer enthusiast and mixologist dating.

Like hello??? Buck went to school for this shit. He knows beer types, the proper way to pour, he’s loaded with beer production facts, he knows what beers pair best with which foods and even the proper fucking glassware to use. He learned this!!!

Tommy will fuck him right on the counter over it.

[bestbirdlawyer]

PART 2: the losers as screenshots in my phone but there’s so many

[italoniponic]

I wish all of you a good "Diasomnia is coming and coming strong" (and also tag your spoilers). And my feelings and prayers to my fellow players/watchers that are still in ch6 despite knowing a bit of what's going to happen, myself included

so this is from a popular old video in Brazil and as I was watching it for the first time, I just saw this scene and... suddenly had a epiphany. feel free to use it as template for something if you like it <3

[namtanlovesfilm]

"Five more minutes..."

[givemeureyes]

only thing annie and butcher have in common is that they both love hughie i’m gonna kill myself

[manka-s-komkami]

Recently started rewatching TMNT 2003, and god I love that version. And the characters, and the plot, and the jokes, and-*starts yapping*

(I have nothing against other animated series, this one is just my personal pick and my favourite.)

[sminiac]

kinda want xkrs hyung line to take turns on using me…

Filthy. That’s what It would be. Utterly filthy.

Minjae would be the worst for masking his character. Shushes you with soft fingers, running them against your lips and brushing your hair away from your face, you think he just wants to clear your line of sight but he actually just loves the way your features screw and suddenly snap slack from the invading ripples of pleasure. Makes you keep your panties on so he’s the only one who can catch peeks of your slick cunt as you’re riding his cock, makes you move back and use his knees for stability just so he can thumb at your clit and see a little more of you. A moaner, a loud one, but they start off low and cut short in airy huffs because of the embarrassing volume he can reach, he’s not completely willing for other people to hear it, nonetheless his members being the ones subjected to his noise, but when he’s close and you’re not far behind him that’s when all of his strenuous efforts start falling through, then he can’t keep the whiny “Fuck, fffuck, fuckfuck!” And “Y/n, Y/n baby please.”s down for much longer. If Minjae’s not fucking you, he’s watching you be fucked, and he won’t let anyone else but him come as close to you when they aren’t lending a hand.

Sumin and Jinsik are the roughest, Junmin and Hyunwoo are the softest with you, Minjae is the latter of the two.

With Sumin it’s carnal, you place it as soon as he’s cradling you into his touch, familiarizing you with him. Asks you to fist his cock, spit on him, loves when you watch the way his chest twitches when you play with him— how he furrows his brows and his bites his lip sore. Seeing your pretty hand all sticky and glistening around his cock really gets him going, and there’s no way his own hands don’t have a good grip on yours as you jerk him off because of how often he carries around a hand mic, his thick fingers tightening around yours, urging you to squeeze his dick just a little tighter. Watches your reactions so intently that he doesn’t care about the mess, he’ll hear a few complaints about being messy from the others, but you seem to like, why would he not continue to do the stuff you like? Sumin’s the type to think it’s cute how you curl into yourself with so many eyes on you, when the time comes he fucks you like he wants to be the only one remembered in that dazed head of yours, probably repeatedly makes you say his name just so you’ll slip up when Jinsik’s finally kissing his way up your chest. Bet you he laughs too, breathless and laid back after you knocked all the air out of his lungs so hard it ached, sweat gleaming across the entirety of his upper body. 100% sneaks away with your panties after you’re both done too.

Jinsik doesn’t find it all that funny as you’re stupidly mewling “S’min.. Sumin please.” with a gentle hand against his pec. However, he does like how you know one thing. Judging by the needy grind of your hips you’re ready for him, he’d lean down level to your ear before trying to go any further with you, combing back your hair and pressing gentle kisses under your ear. “‘m not Sumin, honey. You want him? I can call him over if you need.” Nosing his way back to your lips when you finally start coming around, cleans off your hands with his discarded shirt, I think he’d like sucking on your fingers, or when you gently play with his tongue. When you’re meekly apologizing for mistaking him as one of the other members he can’t help but flash you a mirth filled smile, shaking his head as he’s lubricating his cock with the mess you and Sumin had previously made. “Don’t need to be sorry honey… jus’ need t’know you’re okay if I?” Jinsik wouldn’t exactly know why his voice dims and he can’t bring himself to ask if he can finally ease his dick inside of you, maybe it’s the hungry stares he actively fights off and the tinges of jealousy creeping hot over his members shoulders from the fact that Jin’s the first to get a feel of you, or the listening ears he pretends aren’t there, but you’re agreeing before he has to think about it a second more, because even when he’s just nestled the head of his cock into you his thought process is swiftly obstructed by the buttery warmth of your cunt. His thrusts are heavy, weighted and controlled, he fucks you like his mouth is a complete separate entity, Jin talks and talks to you in gentle whispers, but he still ruts into you like he can’t go a second without movement.

Junmin’s a little self conscious, sweet boy is so absorbed by his concern of not meeting the standard the other two have raised and set that you have to move his hands to where you need him. Junmin’s experienced, he knows his way around a woman’s body despite not quite looking the part, so he’s only scared a little stupid by the way you move in confidence, and the show you put on so gracefully for him and the others. Junmin’s teased the most out of the guys, they’ll point out when he freezes up from the nerves and when he suddenly forgets what to do, how to use his fingers, where to put his mouth, how to speak to you. Ahh, I really can’t because he’d probably be so whiny and fragile from it. Hiding his face in your neck, his tears dampening your skin when he’s pathetically fucking up onto your fist as you rub at his back in an attempt to settle his erratic heart. He’ll nod and sniffle when you tell him that it’s okay, that he’s being so good, doing so good for you, and that’s all he really cares about. You. But he’s still a little tender hearted from the constant blather about how you’re the one making him feel good. Minjae’s got the most to say about it, and he thinks he’s doing you a solid by complaining very obnoxiously with a hand squeezing and thumbing at his clothed cock, but Junmin offers you time to settle, catch your breath and clear your head a little… that is until he’s stiffening his lips and straightening out his back a little. Something about Junmin in this kind of situation I can only imagine him moving hips quite hastily, he fucks into you desperately with a chest full of high pitched sounds and wet breathless kisses.

Hyunwoo’s playful nature certainly comes out for show when you’re pulling him over, and after Junmin’s little drama scene he doesn’t waste anymore time than necessary for your comfort. He doesn’t want to hide you with his body, he wants the boys to see you, really see you. Positions you on your knees in front of him on the bed, your warm back to his chest, kisses your nape and reminds you that whenever you start getting sore is when you need to tell him. With that he sinks his cock into you from behind, moves his hand to the front of you so he can make sure that he doesn’t slip out of you when he starts moving, the pads of his fingers running against a distinct vein on his shaft as he rocks up into you. It starts off slow, gasp filled and very appetitive, it’s the complete opposite of hedonistic. He’s there to fulfill you in whatever you were previously lacking, he’s in the homestretch of the night, so he’s intent on making it the most satisfying one for you. His low gravelly laugh brushes at your ear after every teasing thing he has to say, sometimes his own moans cut off his banter, nips at your earlobe, lucks it between his lips as he makes you look at who sits on the sidelines, a second orgasm— third for some approaching the more Hyunwoo works you in. If they’d thought of this position first, your knees would have given out by now. “You’re glad that ‘m last right? That I’m the one who’s.. fuck, gonna make you— cum one h’last time.” Hyunwoo’s also most likely to kiss you even if you’ve sucked off multiple members before him, that man does not caaaare!

[perfectlyripeclementine]

call me a normie but there’s nothing hotter than when you tell someone you love them and it pushes them over the edge. they’re close and you’re looking in each others eyes holding onto one another for dear life, can’t bear to pull away from any place where your skin meets, you’re on top of them and you’re taking them and you give them a sweet moan and they shiver and you say “oh my god, ohfuck ohmygod i love you.” and you feel them come into the strap, inside you, feel them fill you up, they fall into pleasure and they take you with them and you’re clenching and pulsing on them and they feel it and moan and it pushes them deeper into orgasm and you dig your nails into them. “yes baby. yes. yes. take it. it’s yours.” and you feel it course through them and they ride it out, grinding into the strap, pushing it deeper into you, until you’re both laying in a pile of togetherness and you can’t tell where you stop and they begin and you’re both panting and in a minute one of you is gonna have to get some water but right this second there’s nothing on earth that’s more important than the holy closeness you share.

[theyoungeragrippina]

✨ 15 gentlebeard fic recs ✨

i have spent the last month trawling the pages of ao3 for you, dear reader, to find the best ofmd fics. all the works on this list:

are longer-form (generally 40k+)

have no steddyhands (simply not my thing)

are generally, all around brilliant (well-written, had me kicking my feet and giggling, laughing, or crying)

are complete!

part 2 and part 3

A Heart Unsated by roughwinds

48k, explicit

"Stede Bonnet has just moved into Orange Crescent. There’s a house on the corner, opposite Stede’s own, with a garden full of flowers and a gleaming motorbike on the driveway. He’s forgotten to buy sugar.

Edward Teach has his morning disturbed by his new neighbour. Enamoured at first sight, he invites Stede round for a chat, and then another, and then another.

This is the story of them."

man i normally avoid fics with lots of alma and louis in them because its just not for me, but literally every second of the family bonding in this was so wholesome i was forced to change my entire mind.

all you left me was a pearl by @sightofsea

88k, mature

"1717. The Golden Age of Piracy. Stede Bonnet sets about wooing the love of his life through any means necessary.

Things do not go as planned."

every day i wish for a precise memory erasing potion to be invented so i can read this again for the first time. i would devour like 2000k more words of this if it was offered to me. brilliant.

forgive & forget by @fool-for-luv

44k, mature

"It hits him then, like a wave breaking on sand, loud as thunder when it crashes, then trickling away into little rivulets flowing back home, murmuring one word over and over and over. Ed.

The problem is, Stede doesn’t recall ever having met anyone named Ed."

so sweet and wonderful, and i wish there was more.

#gentlebeard is trending! by regional_catastrophe

41k, teen

"In which Stede accidentally convinces the pirating world that Gentlebeard (or Blackbonnet or Stedward; there's a poll) is canon, reunites his crew, and gets his boyfriend back."

hilarious & silly & great, but also the most compelling notes of any fic i've ever read. a proper learning experience.

if music be the food of love (then darling, you're a feast) by @fool-for-luv

107k, unrated

"“Hey, so, those two, right, they get together in the end?” Ed asks.

“I would protest spoiling it, but I think it's rather obvious, isn't it?” Stede says. His nose wrinkles as he smiles. “The tension is certainly there from the beginning. It just takes them a while to get there.”

“Good. Would have been a shit story otherwise.""

i love sassy stede and i love ed who is a grump and i love that they share one single braincell at any given time.

If You Were Mine to Keep by @mysterybees

162k, explicit

"Caught between the gallows and the end of an English sword, Ed accepts the Act of Grace: marry into the aristocracy, leave the English ships alone, and live to sail another day. But who in their right mind would ever agree to marry the mad devil pirate Blackbeard?"

Worth every second of tiredness I felt after pulling an all nighter to finish reading.

It's Only Right by hexuponye

53k, explicit

"A modern AU based on Imagine Me & You, in which Edward is a florist who does the flowers for Stede's wedding."

mary gets to be a little silly sometimes too as a treat.

pliocene by unfortunatelyobsessed

75k, mature

""man, it's just ocean for miles.” Ed motions out to the waves, where there is no sign of any sort of ship, their small dinghy pulled far up on the sand. “I told you when the clouds look like seagulls you take fuckin' cover. Goddamn ocean mutinied me.”"

william golding wishes he did something this brilliant and significant when he wrote Lord of the Flies. the best deserted island story.

quite a career shift by @stedesparasol

157k, explicit

"Stede's been posting book reviews on Youtube for two months now. It's taken him that long to finally get a comment, and the person it comes from is rather unexpected."

rip stede you would've LOVED booktube. furious i can never really watch his content.

Semaphore by komodobits

124k, explicit

"Talking things through as a crew is easier said than done, and honest communication has never really been Stede’s strong suit. When it comes to Ed, he is willing to try."

so good that i was properly and truly laughing and gasping and 'oh no-ing' out loud while i read it.

Such Joie de Vivre by @louciferish

94k, explicit

"Professional thief Edward Teach is tired of hole in the wall apartments, shitty pub food, and skipping town every few months to keep the cops off their tail. He’s well past the age he meant to flee the country and retire, and all he needs is One Last Job to set him up for life. When he hears that some rich bastard outside of town has just the sort of treasure he’d trade his good knee for, Ed sets out in disguise to get the lay of the land."

i (so so foolishly) avoided reading this for a while because i simply didn't think i was one for nanny aus. i was so, terribly wrong. don't make the same mistakes i did. showstopping. incredible stuff.

The Chains of Flowers are Fragile Things by @grandmastattoo

62k, explicit

"Stede can't see the shop he's inherited from his late father as anything other than a burden, another insult added to a life that's going nowhere fast. Then he meets the charismatic man who owns the tattoo studio next door, and Stede finds himself forced to consider the idea of home."

maybe i love tattoo shop owner ed fics, sue me. i love this stede and i love his embarrassing mistake tattoo.

The Love Experiment by karawrites

65k, mature

a married at first sight (aus) au. i didn't know i needed it until i read it.

Water/line by @the-gentleman-mermaid

60k, teen

"During a raid on a smuggler ship, Ed finds a merman named Stede locked in the hold."

So good that I would actually pay the author real person money to do a similar story but where Ed is the mermaid.

Where the Daylight Begins by @xoxoemynn

116k words, explicit

"Modern day AU slow burn featuring a pining Ed, a clueless Stede, found family, roughly a million animals, and a very magical house."

This one sort of gave me House on the Cerulean Sea vibes; it was so much fun and genuinely necessitates a proper use of the word whimsical.

[rassebers]

So, who's paying?

[restinslices]

For the Johnny and Kenshi shippers out there, whatever you do don’t imagine Kenshi absolutely refusing any sort of affection from Johnny out of fear his love isn’t real. Kenshi doesn’t wanna fall for something that’s clearly fake. Why would Johnny Cage of all people actually care for him? Kenshi isn’t stupid. He knows what this is. It’s pity love. Kenshi saved his life and lost his eyes, and although Johnny gave him Sento back, he still feels he should do more, hence loving him while he adjusts to his new life. Kenshi knows how to sniff out a lie and Johnny can’t fool him. He won’t let Johnny fool him. So he pushes Johnny away at every chance. It’s better this way. At least when Johnny is over feeling sorry for him and wants to leave, it’ll be easier to let go.

[irosenpinetree]

I love guys with desperate large sneezes.

I love guys with drawn out sneezes.

I love guys who can really build to a sneeze.

I love guys who can sneeze in fits.

I love women the exact same way.

I love sneezes in both. Thanks for your time.

[teddybeartoji]

going on an ice skating date with jason. every time he exhales, a puff of air escapes his cold bitten lips; he has on the cutest pair of your gifted gloves and a crimson scarf around his neck, accentuanting his red cheeks and his even redder nose. the cute little beanie he has on is pressing his hair down, the white streak dramatically falling in front of his eyes. he's just so big and clumsy and being on ice AND on skates is just not doing him any favours - his red hood skills aren't helping him either. but when you offer your hand with a giggle, he knows it's worth the struggle.