#THANK YOU SO MUCH. I AM NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS GUY OHHHHHHH MAN

[ruvviks]

KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AGGRESSIVELY. devereaux facts? please spare devereaux crumbs of lore?

HHEHEHEHE OF COURSE I AM ALWAYS SITTING ON A MOUNTAIN OF FACTS AND LORE

so his full name is aimé devereaux but always introduces himself by his last name because of his status as an assassin :] people who he's close with get to call him dev and if they're really lucky they get to learn his first name too :]

he used to run with the voodoo boys as one of their main netrunners and his job centered around corps! he would take gigs from various corporations and get on their good side while doing all their dirty work for them, in return for insider information which would come in handy for the gang in the future. this is how he ended up assigned to cassidy's case in 2076 when cassidy released a bunch of kang tao related scandals to the public; dev was hired by kang tao to take care of him but he failed to track cassidy down, which inevitably led to him ending up on kang tao's shit list as well

skip forward many MANY years and we've ended up in a new chapter all the way in 2084, where cassidy gets hired for a series of gigs by a mysterious client and he very soon learns there's a bunch of other assassins in town assigned to the same gigs as him. this includes marcus, @mojaves' latest chew toy (you can find art of him here!), who cassidy meets first and ends up working together with, and also dev, who meets the two of them a bit later when cassidy turns out to be one of the targets while also being a hired assassin himself. curious!!!! dev ends up teaming up with cassidy and marcus to get to the bottom of the situation >:^) if you're interested in the lore behind the mysterious client, i've written an article about it on the wiki :]

some more fun facts for you while we're here ^_^

dev is one of the very few netrunner ocs i have who has the actual large netrunner port cyberware on the back of his head! all my other netrunners have a much smaller variant that's positioned lower on the back of their neck, but dev has the whole thang :] it blends in with the rest of his cyberware on his neck, which is very heavy-duty plating in the shape of a cross

he got a lung replacement as a way to help with his asthma 😭 after the surgery he decided to get a bunch of fancy cyberware on his chest which makes it look like there's a large open cavity there (which is kind of the case but it's all for aesthetic. he takes his looks very seriously). if you're wondering: yes he gets a little freaky with it in bed that's the whole point

he is 1.73m tall

he is 38 years old in 2084! makes him a few years older than cassidy :]

no longer runs with the voodoo boys now but he never leaves people behind, so he would visit occasionally and help out with anything if they need it :] he does generally prefer to work alone nowadays but also values his connections with other people a Lot and he puts in a lot of work to keep up with their lives and all that

he's got cybernetic fangs ^_^ and yes he does also get freaky with those in bed

he smells really REALLY nice :] which is also why he can't really stay fully hidden while going after a target. you just know someone has been there

[rpfisfine]

hello!! it's idat twt video anon back from the dead (I'm terrible at maintaining conversation)

I wanna thank you again for being a hub for our collective insanity, I've been scrolling through your blog lookin at what boyboy deep cuts I've missed and oh BOY the oil video is quite something. and I feel like I should share /my/ deepcut that I found even though it's nowhere near the same genre as the other stuff but a fellow man of culture (aleksa enjoyer) will appreciate it I think

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7s9nvk

so I watch idats one man band video maybe every week because one man band aleksa has such a grip on the creases of my brain folds, and one day I was lightly searching, perusing if you will, to see if he's done more music stuff and I found this gem courtesy of dailymotion user HankSydney. about half an hour of Aleksa singing what I assume is Serbian folk and honestly what a treat. none of us have ever done even close to what would be enough to deserve this. wonderful

(im gonna ask if I can give myself one of those anon ID emojis until I can figure out whether to ~unmask~ (come off anon), I propose 🌵)

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HELP ME... you're all completely welcome i myself have been made aware of SO many deep cuts i wouldve legitimately never found out abt on my own thanks to you guys!!!! the oil video is...... lets just say that i saw the greatest minds of my generation destroyed by boy boy oil video.

ohhhhhhh my god im gonna go crazy..... yeah ive known abt his appearance at the serbian festival in sydney for a while now but for some reason ive been putting it off the entire time bc i knew itd obliterate me in a completely different way than any video of him & alex borderline touching penises ever could so thank you for finally forcing me to check it out!!! ive just done the kubrick stare at my monitor for about thirty minutes like im honestly speechless hes SO...... his singing voice is SOOOOOO much deeper than his speaking one and the way he sings is so soulful and emotional you can rly tell how truly passionate he is abt music thats so fucking crazy... plus all of the songs are sooo beautiful im definitely gonna go back with shazam in hand and try to find all of their names like its just that dire for me rn. save me serbian folk music

i need to share this clip at least bc this part fucking gagged me to PIECES... im trying my hardest to be normal but hes sooo charismatic & confident and such a great performer plus he works the crowd rly well...... also every time he looks up after pausing the looper his eyes r so like.. electrifying i need to be sedated i think. tldr hes soooooooo talented & funny & good at what he does twirling my hair hiiiiii aleksa. aleksa heeeyyyy hiii aleksa<33333 if you read this im free on thursday night we could hang out on thursday night when i am free please respond to this im free on thursday night

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 308: VIBE: CHECKED

Previously on BnHA: Lots and lots of Shindou idk what else to tell you.

Today on BnHA: Tired Nomad Deku rescues Shindou from Muscular, and us from Shindou. Muscular is all “OH BOY I SURE CAN’T WAIT TO FIGHT DEKU AGAIN AFTER HE TOTALLY KICKED MY ASS THE LAST TIME!! I’M SURE THIS TIME WILL GO DIFFERENTLY SEEING AS HE’S HAD ALMOST AN ENTIRE YEAR’S WORTH OF ADDITIONAL TRAINING, AND ALSO HAS SIX FOURQUIRKS NOW, IN ADDITION TO THE CONFIDENCE THAT COMES WITH HAVING EIGHT OTHER PEOPLE’S SOULS CHILLING OUT INSIDE HIM OFFERING MORAL SUPPORT AND ENCOURAGEMENT.” Deku is all, “[kicks Muscular’s ass effortlessly].” Muscular is all, “[gets his ass totally kicked].” I for one am very satisfied with this, and with respect to all, I would like to hereby declare this post a discourse-free zone. I’m just happy to see my son out here making good use of his FOURQUIRKS, and more importantly beating Muscular in less than seventeen pages so we can all go on with our lives lol.

damn Deku since when were you allowed to look this cool

from this perspective and with the smoke, cape, backpack, and mask more or less obscuring his actual profile, he looks less like a sixteen-year-old boy and more like a grownass man

OH SNAP

we got a glimpse of this in the cleaned-up scan of 307, but seeing both of his eyes looking so distinctively All Might-esque here is... whoa. I mean we know that his face still looks pretty normal underneath the mask and he doesn’t actually have the black sclera, but still, this is an awesome look. mini-Might

lol Muscular

you and me both. I mean no offense, but yeah

so Deku is just standing there silently

typical Deku. tight-lipped and expressionless. mum’s the word. quiet as a mouse. silent as a grave

okay no but seriously this is so weird and creepy though you guys. Deku please say something or else I’m just gonna mindlessly say whatever stupid things come into my head in an effort to make things less awkward

so Muscular is all “I should probably make a cool speech about revenge but Horikoshi couldn’t think of anything good so I’m just going to stand here clenching my fist real slowly”

“I’m not here to go on a monologue” he says, as he monologues about not monologuing

okay you guys I confess I have only read through/watched the Deku VS Muscular fight once because the arm-breaking is just way too uncomfortable for me to revisit. and so as a result, I have completely forgotten Whatever The Deal Is with Muscular’s eye lmao so let me go look it up real quick

okay so it’s a prosthetic, obviously, and he changes it out according to his mood. that part does sound familiar. I just can’t remember which eye is supposed to indicate which mood. don’t tell me I actually have to go back and reread this shit

lol I’m skimming through chapter 75 now and remembering/realizing that I hardly paid any attention to this the first time around because as soon as I found out the villains were after Kacchan my brain was like “TIME TO FOCUS ON THIS AND ONLY THIS NOW AND FOREVER” and yeah. ah memories

anyway so he started out with the flower-looking eye, and then later on he was all

which begs the question, how on earth could I have ever forgotten the most ridiculous panel I’ve ever read lmao

anyway, but so after all of that, I'm only just now realizing that this isn't one of his previous eye prosthetics in the current chapter; this is an ACTUAL FUCKING ROCK that he's just randomly shoved into his eye socket fkdsjlk

so basically (1) I did all of that painstaking research for nothing, five whole minutes of my life wasted THANKS A LOT, and (2) what, and I have never meant this more emphatically, THE FUCK

anyway so now he's leaping at the building that Deku is standing on top of. but he’s not aiming anywhere near Deku though, wtf

(ETA: HAHA YOU BROKE ALL YOUR MUSCLES YOU LOSER.)

...huh

lmao okay then. I hope those annoying citizens in the building next door are watching this go down and rethinking their life choices

dlkdkljk

just keep standing there pressed right up against the window, why don’t you. “WHAT’S GOING ON THIS SUPER CLOSE COLLAPSING BUILDING IS BLOCKING OUR VIEW.” well, folks, we’ve long since known there’s a critical shortage of hero and villain brain cells, but what we’re learning now is that civilian brain cells are also in short supply

OH THANK GOD DEKU IS FINALLY TALKING THAT WAS ACTUALLY UNSETTLING AS FUCK

SO HE’S STILL OUR GOOD, POLITE, WORRIED, CONSIDERATE DEKU UNDERNEATH THAT COOL AND MYSTERIOUS VENEER. for real, thank fuck, because I swear to god if he suddenly started acting like the Dekus in all of the vigilante AUs my interest in this series would have dropped something like 50% lol. just because he dropped out of school and ran away from home and is currently dressed like the physical manifestation of a Linkin Park playlist doesn’t mean he’s not still the WORLD’S BIGGEST DORK okay

I MEAN, THIS RIGHT HERE. THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. HE’S APOLOGIZING FOR THE DELAY

PLEASE FIND THE ATTACHED SHINDOU YOU REQUESTED. BEST REGARDS!!!

OH MY GOD WHY IS HE SUCH A BADASS

something about making bold, confident statements while obscured in smoke?? idk but damn it fucking works

ffjkkl

more importantly, should you tell him you actually need your copy of Shindou in excel format and not pdf?? on the one hand you don’t want to sound ungrateful, but on the other hand what are you even supposed to do with this

this chapter so far consists of like 50% smoke, but on the other hand Deku VS Kacchan 2 had a lot of cinematic smoke too so who am I to complain

OMG IS IT HIS ARMS

IDK DID YOU?! TELL ME YOUR SECRETS. PLEASE, AT SOME POINT THIS FIGHT HAS GOT TO ACTUALLY ADVANCE THE PLOT

OHHHHHHH

IT’S EN’S QUIRK!! OH MY GOD OKAY THAT’S ACTUALLY AWESOME

I CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF DISCOURSE RUMBLING IN THE BACKGROUND BUT I DON’T CARE LOL. WON’T CATCH ME EVER SAYING NO TO ANOTHER SIXQUIRK. GO AHEAD, BRING THEM ON, I WANT TO SEE THEM ALL but take it easy though Deku. don’t want to give yourself lung cancer or anything

also it’s good to see that in a very real sense he’s not fighting alone. the Vestiges really did mean it when they said they could appear more easily now. this is on a whole other level

so is this whole next page still En talking, or someone else? because whoever it is sure is chatty

okay, several things

pretty sure it is En, because he keeps saying “I suppose.” for someone who never said two words until one page ago, this guy sure never shuts up. we can’t all follow Muscular’s lead I suppose. oh my god now I’m doing it too

really like the suggestion of Deku using the SIXQUIRKS like tools in an arsenal, because that’s what he’s good at! it’s almost like he’s been training for this his entire life. “you value quirks too much” LOOK HE JUST THINKS THEY’RE COOL OKAY IS THAT A CRIME

where the fuck did all this rope come from

not gonna ask what the fuck that thing is sticking out from the back of his utility belt. Horikoshi will surely explain this

is that a fucking jetpack. I’m sorry Deku were six fucking quirks not enough for you. you can fucking float??? but JUST TO BE SAFE, LET’S STRAP A PAIR OF ROCKETS TO OUR SHOULDERS IDK

-- or wait, is this all supposed to be like a visual representation of En’s metaphor?? OH MY GOD AM I JUST STUPID LOL, DON’T ANSWER THAT. NEVER MIND. NEW LIST!!

rope = blackwhip

jetpack = float

radio = danger sense

and so I’m guessing that this ridiculously phallic thing is supposed to be a flare or something?? and that = the new quirk, smokescreen. well that was a fucking ride lmao we now return you to our regularly scheduled chapter

so now Deku is floating to his heart’s content and thinking that he’ll just sneak up on Muscular and vibe check his ass or whatever

WOOOOOOOO DANGER SENSE YESSSS I LOVE THIS FOR HIM

okay guys, I'm gonna press pause here for a sec to make a serious note, because I am loving the shit out of this, but tbh I'm having trouble enjoying it as much as I want to because I keep getting anxious thinking about the discourse. I know that a lot of the fandom has very strong opinions on Deku's character development one way or the other, and I want to respect that. but I also really have no spoons to debate this topic at all beyond what I’ve already weighed in on. so if it’s all the same to everyone, I plan on staying out of this discussion, at least this week

anyway! that said, YEAH BOI GET HIS ASS

VIBE: CHECKED. CURB: STOMPED. HOTEL: TRIVAGO

-- OF COURSE HE’S STILL FUCKING FINE LOL HE CRASHES INTO BUILDINGS FOR FUN IDK WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

dammit Muscular. how many fucking quirks does it take to beat you?! the annoying thing is that even with all of his cool new powers, Deku is still something of a mismatch against him. anyway r.i.p. to all these poor buildings

OOOOOHHHHH

you guys have no idea how intrigued I am at the prospect of watching Deku try to play both good cop and bad cop here lmao

anyway so Muscular says he doesn’t know, go figure

“I’m not here to make small talk or anything” he says as he small talks about not small talking

OH MY GOD DEKU

are you really gonna talk no jutsu all of these villains from now on?? that last battle really did have a profound impact on you, huh! interesting

you guys he’s really doing it omg

Deku this guy tried to murder a five-year-old literally just for fun. I mean more power to you, but holy shit you’re really gonna try to defeat Muscular with anger management therapy huh

I MEAN

WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT RESPONSE COMING dlkjslkjk

FUCK’S SAKE DEKU, I KNOW YOU MEAN WELL BUT THEY CAN’T ALL HAVE TRAGIC PASTS KIDDO

but. I have to admit, I do still like that he tried. probably knew just as well as we did what the end result was going to be, but still. he made the effort in good faith and I respect that

uh oh

why do I get the feeling Muscular just got a whole lot deader

oh my god oh my god he’s doing the “powering up” stance ffff don’t fucking tell me you can still use your fucking arms here, Deku

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY WHAT’S THIS??

okay so basically he’s saying that whatever it was he sensed in Tomura, he doesn’t sense from Muscular. which, yeah, that sounds exactly right. good judge of character here lol

AHHHHAHAHA YESS

WHOOPS, GET FUCKED I GUESS

WOOOOHOOOOOOOO

lmao so apparently this is the belated result of Shindou’s attack from chapter 307?? I’ll be damned. good for you Shindou!! I always liked you buddy. please just take my word on that and don’t fact check that statement

okay lol the one tiny bit of discourse I will allow is that it’s bullshit that he just did that with his right arm. like, I’ll fully acknowledge that. that makes no fucking sense, and I demand an explanation from the Great Plot Hole Filler himself. he’s never let us down before when it comes to continuity so I’m trusting him not to suddenly start now

that said, we love to see a rematch against a boring guy settled quickly and decisively within the span of a single chapter. THANK YOU

I like that Deku implies that his power is being a smart nerd who battles villains using the power of ANALYTICS. he basically didn’t do anything except restrain Muscular and wait for Shindou’s attack to take effect while halfheartedly checking to see if he regretted any of that murder and stuff

(ETA: and almost forgot to mention, he made excellent use of all four of his active SIXQUIRKS. it’s like the chapter title said; this is basically him fighting all-out, and it’s a sight to see.)

also, as cool as the mask was, this just feels right. like, we had our fun, now let us see his face, yes good

anyway, I think this was a good start towards establishing What’s Up With Deku Right Now! so if it’s all the same to Horikoshi, I would next like to take some time to explore Why’s Up With Deku. that, and What’s Up With Everyone Else, Especially Kacchan. por favor

[gal-liveblogs]

RWBY Chapter 15: The Stray

Oh look how festive the town is!

Weiss: There will be dances! Parades! A tournament! Oh the amount of planning and organization that goes into this event is simply breathtaking!

Weiss, I thought you were excited for the festivities, not bursting at the seams over the set up. Yeesh.

Yang: *sigh* You really know how to take a good thing and make it sound boring.

Yang gets it.

Oh hey, is that the Dust shop from the first episode? Or is that a different store that got robbed?

Ruby: What happened here?

Guess it’s a different shop.

These two cops are trying way to hard to sound like hard-boiled cops.

Weiss: Hmph. The White Fang. What an awful bunch of degenerates. Blake: What’s you problem?

I think I vaguely recall hearing that the White Fang were a gang of Faunus? So obviously, as a secret Faunus, Blake prickles at the idea that anyone is upset with them. Though she should be more cautious of showing her contempt at what should be a pretty standard reaction to a gang that has done crime.

Weiss: Those Faunus only know how to lie, cheat, and steal.

Yikes, I know you don’t know Blake is a Faunus (heck, I’m not supposed to know she’s a Faunus yet), but you could really slow down on the fantasy racism, Weiss.

Oh hey! It’s the monkey guy I think becomes Blake’s boyfriend at some point!

Ship Guy: No-good stowaway!

Monkey Guy: Hey! A no-good stowaway would have been caught. I’m a great stowaway!

You say that, but the ship you were stowed on is right behind you and those guys who were chasing you can easily see you, thus you can still get caught. This does not seem like a great place to stop and have a snack.

I get the sense that Monkey Guy doesn’t have a lot of respect for most people/things.

Normally I’d say a static image doesn’t really convey well, but this one is basically all that happens in motion too. These two background characters can’t be asked to react at all to a man doing a gymnastic flip and landing right in front of them before running off and having the cops chase after him.

And it was love at first sight, I guess, what with that slow mo as he ran by her.

That’s a very... robotic way to have fallen down. Is this the robot character I heard about? If it is I’m just blasting through meeting all the characters I have vague knowledge of!

THAT IS A TERRIFYING SMILE, PLEASE NEVER DO THAT AGAIN.

Robot Girl: Sal-u-tations! Ruby: Um... Hello! Yang: Are you... O.K.?

Robot Girl: I’m wonderful! Thank you for asking!

Yeah, no, if this doesn’t turn out to be the robot girl who I think is named Penny then I am going to flip a table.

Penny: My name is Penny, it is a pleasure to meet you!

There we go! I’m guessing her being a robot isn’t supposed to be some surprised, as opposed to Blake being a Faunus, seeing as how they are laying it real thick.

Weiss is very disturbed by Penny’s apparent teleportation.

Penny: You called me “friend”! Am I really your friend?

You certainly won’t be for much longer if you don’t get out of Ruby’s personal space.

Ruby: Um...

Ruby: Y-yeah, sure!

Ruby, your team was trying so hard to help you and you just blew them off. I mean, I’m sure Penny will turn out to be a wonderful friend and just blowing her off would be have been the wrong course of action too, but there’s a middle ground you could have taken.

Penny: Ahaha! Sen-sational! We can paint our nails and try on clothes and talk about cute boys!

Don’t forget sleepovers where you can do all those things at once!

Ruby: Oh. Is this what it was like when you met me? Weiss: No.

AHAHAHAHAHA! At least Ruby is self aware.

Weiss: She seems far more coordinated.

OH NO, I PAUSED TOO SOON.

Weiss: You’re fighting in the tournament? Forgive me, but you hardly look the part. Blake: Says the girl wearing a dress. Weiss: It’s a combat skirt! Ruby: *whooses in* Yeah!

OH MY GOD AND THEN RUBY GIVES WEISS A HIGH-FIVE, THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME.

Weiss, when did you make that drawing of Monkey Guy? 

Oh no, now Blake and Weiss are fighting. This was bound to happen.

Ohhhhhhh, and now we’re getting some Weiss backstory on why she dislikes Faunus.

Weiss: An Entire train car full of Dust stolen.

Of course you wouldn’t know anything about that, now would you, Blake?

Blake: WELL MAYBE WE WERE JUST TIRED OF BEING PUSHED AROUND!

Um... Blake? I think you, uh, made a teensy little oopsie there... Is this really where we find out she’s a cat girl?

Aaaaaand she’s gone. Yeesh, this sin’t good. I hope Ruby can catch up to her and have a nice talk about things.

Blake? Honey? I really don’t think taking off your disguise bow in the middle of an open courtyard is the best idea.

Money Guy: I knew you would look better without the bow.

Did you follow her to Beacon? Also does this mean you knew she was a Faunus before taking it off, or did you genuinely think she’d look better without it in that few seconds you ran by her?

Ruby: She’s been gone all weekend.

WHY DID YOU GUYS NOT GO AFTER HER. WHY HAVE YOU NOT BEEN SEARCHING FOR HER THIS WHOLE TIME?

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[fandomthesickness]

Ouran high school host club Plance one-shot

Hello! I did a poll on my amino (fandomthesickness) and most people said they wanted me to write this Ouran plance one-shot! I had so much fun writing it and please let me know if you like it and want me to continue it!

In case you all get confused about who’s who here is a little key. (I tried my best to match the characters of similarity)

Haruhi- Pidge

Tamaki- Lance

Kyoya- Keith

Hikaru- Lotor

Kaoru- Rolo

Honey- Hunk

Takashi- Shiro

(I made Haruhi’s dead mother into Pidge’s dead brother Matt, sorry for the tears I thought it would be best for the story)

I had a lot of fun writing this so if you wan’t me to continue the story (if I do i’ll make it a little different from the story line to put in more plance and stuff) so tell me in the comments if you all want me to do so!

-FandomtheSickness

“I’m still in shock I got into this crazy ass school.” said Katie Holt, formerly known as Pidge Holt, to herself as she was passing through the halls of Ouran Academy. It was her first year as a freshman and she still didn’t own a uniform as sadly, she barely could afford one. A crewneck sweater, some slacks, and her dead brother’s glasses were what she usually wore to match her short hair. It used to be long but an unfortunate incident with gum occurred in prior years resulting in Pidge’s transition to short hair. So basically, she looked like a boy and didn’t resemble a girl in the slightest of ways mainly because of her clothing and her lack of feminine physique. But did Pidge care? Nope. Not at all.

“How are you doing up in heaven Matt? You have been there for 5 years am I correct? Wish you were here so you could tell me how everyone in this school is a frickin clod.” She said aloud to herself in the empty hallway. It was after school hours and she felt like finishing her unearthly amount of homework in the extraneous libraries of the school. However, this plan was foiled as they were all packed, and people weren’t really Pidge’s forte. She walked all around the school only to find an empty music room that seemed to suit Pidge’s needs when she was outside it. Little did she know, what was inside it was the exact opposite of what she needed. She turned the doorknob and a flash of light and rose petals flew at her.

“What the He-” She stammered. As the light faded away to a normal setting she feasted her big, brown eyes at a group of boys who were all standing up except for one boy seated in a throne in the empty music room which was weirdly turned into an elaborate dining room.

“Welcome!” They all said confidently.

“Wa…I-uh…” Pidge stammered. She said paralyzed with her body slammed against the door.

“Holy quiznack its a boy.” The twins on the left of the boy in the throne said. They had silky silver hair and looked almost identical.

“Lotor, Rolo, I believe this young man is in the same class as you isn’t he?” The boy with glasses replied. He was placed on the other side of the throne. He had a black-haired mullet, and magenta eyes which were hard to see under his glasses.

“Yea, but he’s shy. He doesn’t act very sociably so we don’t know much about him, Keith.” Lotor and Rolo replied.

Keith���s face lit up for a brief moment like he realized the meaning of life. “Oh, that wasn’t very polite. Welcome to the Ouran Host Club, Mr. Honor Student.” Keith said smoothly.

The boy on the throne rose to his feet. “What?! YOU MUST BE PIDGE HOLT. You’re the exceptional honor student we’ve heard about!” the boy exclaimed. This guy had tan skin, ocean blue eyes, and brown hair.

Pidge slammed herself against the door hoping it would budge out so she could escape the limelight of these random boys.

“This is... A host club? I-uh better.. Wait how did you know my name?” She asked. In her head she was so lost at the fact they called her “Mr. Honor Student” but she didn’t question it.

“Why Pidge, you are the star of Ouran. It’s not normal for a commoner like yourself to get into our prestigious establishment. You must have an audacious nerve to work hard enough to fight your way into this school as an honor student Mr. Holt.” Keith said shoving his glasses upward.

Pidge was so lost.

“Thanks?” she questioned.

“Your welcome.” the throne boy said as he walked toward her. “You are a hero to other poor people, Holt. You have shown that even a poor person can do amazingly at a private academy. I’m so sorry that you are constantly looked down upon by others.” He said obnoxiously.

Pidge wanted to punch this guy in the face. “Uh.. you’re taking the poor thing a bit too far don’t ya think?” She asked gritting her teeth. She caught on to the fact that these guys thought she was a guy too. She was too done with them to correct them and just decided to let them think what they want. Besides, after she was done with this conversation, she thought she would never see them again.

“Well.. we welcome you poor man to our world of beauty!” The throne boy said while slinging his arm over her shoulders.

‘Get me the hell out of here Matt.’ Pidge thought.

“But to be honest Holt, I never suspected someone like you to come into the host club. Who knew that a brilliant minded person like you would be so openly gay..” The throne boy pondered.

“OPENLY what???????” Pidge burst.

The throne boy didn’t catch her reply and continued on. “So Pidge, what type of guys are you into? The strong and silent type Shiro?”

he asked pointing to a boy who was muscular, tall, black with a white floof at the front hairstyle. “The boy lolita Hunk?”

He pointed to a tiny yet semi-large stomach boy.

“Or the Mischievous type, Lotor, and Rolo?”

He pointed to the twins.

“OOh! Or the cool type, Keith?”

He finally said pointing to the boy with glasses.

Pidge was so uncomfortable she wanted to melt. “I- umm.. It’s not like that.”

“Or…” The throne boy said while leaning toward her, cornering her. “Maybe you’re into a guy like me? Lance is the name by the way. What do you say?” He said leaning his face close to hers.

Pidge’s face started turning red, she started to panic, and turned the other way from the door and backed away from Lance. She backed away slowly until she felt her back pushing something off of a pedestal. From looking at the room earlier, she assumed it was the beautiful glass vase carved with plant designs. She turned around and for that moment, Time seemed to stop.

She leaned over the pedestal in attempts to catch it before it hit the ground. For that split second it seemed like her pinkie was about to catch it, but as the vase kept falling, her pinkie couldn’t catch it in time. The vase fell to the ground and shattered into millions of pieces.

‘Ohhhhhhh… crap.’ She thought in her mind which was currently in overdrive.  

“Oh man! Now you have done it, commoner! That vase was going to go on auction for 72 thousand dollars!” Lotor and Rolo hissed.

Pidge slowly leaned up from the pedestal in shame. “I….. I'm gonna have to pay you back.” She stammered in shame.

“With what money? You can’t even own a school uniform! What's with that stupid, crappy outfit anyway?” Lotor exclaimed. The entire host club looked at Pidge baffled. With the lack of money and the broken vase, Pidge was more than screwed.

Pidge started stuttering as she didn’t have any answers. She had no clue how to earn back the money for the vase and wanted to shrink to the size of an atom.

“Well Lance, what shall we do?” Keith asked with his arms crossed. Lance, the King as he was called, rose up from his “throne” and placed his hands on his hips.

“There is a famous saying you may have heard, Holt. When in Rome, you should do as the Romans do.” He went on.

‘What the..’ Pidge thought but Lance wasn’t done yet.

“Since you have no money, you can pay with your body!” Lance exclaimed.

“WHAT THE?!” Pidge questioned.

“That means….. Starting today, you’re the host club’s pet!” Lance said.

‘What the hell? This kid was sitting all poised and quiet and now he’s commanding me. He must be in debate club for crying out loud. Matt.. please, you can see this from heaven, right? These boys have captured me and they call themselves a frickin Host Club?’ Pidge thought. She was shaking internally and was ready to pop. For the first time in 5 years, she wished was with Matt.

Hope you all liked it!

[blookmallow]

and the journey to replace a lightbulb restore the sun continues

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:( closing the game scared them n now i feel bad 

i finally got to play chess with her im so glad,

i feel so bad leaving her here : ( 

1000000/10 BEAUTIFUL!!! TALENTED!!! AN ANGEL!!!

this phrase is startin to get really ominous 

oh!!!!!! i love it!!!!

oh

i love this child 

oh Heck these people know about me too 

i wil do my best,

,,,noted, thanks 

tthhhhEREs PEAS in there

(was this.....intentionally. that. or) 

Dont Worry About It 

woah

i have found.....the master of the jars 

goats

i love......all of them

ok its impossible to capture in a still image but this goat was just. fuckign. spinning in place and i thought it was Stuck or something but when you interact with it instead of going baaaaaaaaa at you it just goes BbLLARARGHh

fear 

oooooh

spooky

squints

are you the squares 

oh god its you again

what do you want Now 

SHUT THE FUCK 

oH.......... 

its completely obscured by the massive amount of garbage on my desktop that i need to sort through (this is what happens when you take 900 screenshots in everything you play and are working on multiple games at once, dont be like me) but IT TURNED MY DESKTOP INTO A CLUE.....

i also hate that i couldnt find it at first/didnt fuckign notice my desktop changed behind the game window (which was in windowed mode so i could /see/ the desktop around the edges) but 

SNEAKY SON OF A HECK 

(also it put my desktop back to normal after i solved the puzzle)

thanks

also w hy cant you just......step over that 

,,,,,,

:( 

ohhhhhhh this is a trap. this is definitely a trap but i cant.....just leave her like this 

please do not become omega flowey and destroy the sun

i feel like i am very, very much going to regret this but i. i can’t. i can’t leave her to die alone in the dark 

take care of it for me okay

also i like how this game has...these kinds of moral dilemmas where its like. “this won’t save them. you cannot help this person. but it will make them happier for a little while. you can’t fix it, but you could do something kind anyway” 

especially. this one where its like. a massive risk to let go of the sun which you know to be so important, for a cause that you know won’t save a life or necessarily grant you any huge reward 

just

do you want to risk everything so that one flower lady can see the sun one more time before she dies 

alula (? i think that was her name) doesnt seem to like it 

i dont have a shot of the door she’s talking about but it was blocked off by. little weird squares (the Squares that other guy told me to look out for, im guessing) which. definitely looks like glitch blocks 

whatever is talking to me through the computer terminals has the ability to mess with stuff on my computer, it can probably interfere with the game world 

i think the computer voice is fucking with things. i think it put the glitch there to trap her in order to prompt niko to Be The Hero/is potentially setting them up in the Savior role but. for what purpose, i dont know 

so far the computer seems to be. rude and ominous but has been providing help. i dont know if thats a good thing 

i havent seen any way of like. not taking its advice though, like i Could have just left her in there i guess but. not sure if i could progress otherwise. i cant really tell which interactions/options are required or not 

and helping the plant lady allowed me to get past the vined up doors (which was essential to rescuing alula, but if rescuing her isn’t required that might not have been either) and play the ram puzzle (which. got me some wool. i dunno what thats for :’) but) 

then again you need the feather in order to get past the guard bot?? so maybe you do have to do all this 

i cant tell which things are really choices 

:’)

she just fucking kicked the block out of the way im laughing 

I WILL TREASURE IT THANK YOU

fish!!!!

ohhhhhhh no

I DONT BUT IM SO SORRY I DIDNT WANT THIS 

i. oh. ok,

that. was resolved very quickly :’) 

maybe it goes out if it’s away from niko for too long??? i dunno man

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz/dbo 23.05.17 lb

day 2! please god, let this be a better episode than whatever yesterday was. 😕😕😕

plain text version here. 

oufffff shivaaaay, such screamy. 😣😣😣

ohhhhhhh shit. i thought this was part of the "plan" he made with anika, but nope. BIG BROTHER KNOWS. AND HE IS NOT HAPPY. 😬😬😬

haaaaye, look at this innocent praani. “mujhe kuchhhh samajh mein nahi aa raha haiiiii.” pffft. 🙄🙄🙄

i'm totally relating with shivaay's teeth-grinding waala gussa. kyunki is nikkame ne kaam hi aisa kiya hai. 😠😠😠

before anyone accuses shivaay of being a hypocrite considering how he himself got married, lemme jump to his defense real quick: shivaay's always seen himself as the big bad wolf who does all the dirty work to protect the fam. he does the things he does SO THAT omRu can maintain their innocence and go through life as "the good ones" who never have the bear the weight of such actions on their consciences. i imagine he's very disappointed and angry that om too, fucked up at the start of his marriage in almost the exact same way he did (which is something he still hasn't forgiven himself for, even if anika has.) 😔😔😔

... suddenly subha's nose looks... not that different???? or have i just gotten used to it? 🤔🤔🤔

pffffffft, shut it buamaa. at this rate, shareef toh bas rudra bacha hai. warne baaki sab ke sab... khair chodo. 😒😒😒

"hum teeno ne kuch decide kiya tha, ki ek dusre se kuch chupaayenge nahi"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OK SURE SHIVAAY. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

says the guy who JUST THIS MORNING was avoiding rudra's calls so that he didn't find out sahil had been kidnapped. lmfao, ok NOW you guys can go ahead and call him a hypocrite. 😊😊😊

ouff shivaay, i know this is 45 min ka episode and tujhe lamba kheenchna hai, but JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY. 😒😒😒

lol om and jhanvi's “oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit” faces. 😆😆😆

yup, the chairman of Organization for Upliftment of Oberoi Bahus is carrying out his duties much seriously. 😊😊😊

lmao pinky's face be like "ab yeh nayi gareeb kaun hai???" 😂😂😂

lmaoooooooo, way to drop a bomb on dadi, billu. socha bhi nahi ki woh buzurg hai, and the last time you pulled this shit nearly killed her???? she had to go on like, 4 theerth yatras to get over it.  🙃🙃🙃

lollllll rudra-anika arguing terminology. 😂😂😂

shivaay's pulling a real anjali from IPKKND on finding out about baby bro's secret wedding. 😗😗😗

no for real he looks so hurt tho. someone give my boy a hug. 😞😞😞

all i want to know is this: does shivaay know that this bulbul is the current maarta hua chulbul???? 😆😆😆

ohhhhhh boy. buamaa ne bhaanda phod diya. 😬😬😬

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PEOPLE DON'T FUCKING TALK TO EACH OTHER. 😑😑😑

and pinky, tum toh chup hi raho. badi aayi bataane waali. 😤😤😤

oh shit, NOW WHAT???? 😧😧😧

how did she escape the cops alreadyyyy??? 😯😯😯

OMG WHAAAAAAAAAAAT. i thought shivaay would be the one to face offfff with fauxlana, but IT'S JETHANI JI JR. TO THE RESCUEEEEEE. 

lol ok, too dramaticccc anika. tone it down a little. 😗😗😗

wah. devarji gets in on it too! 😊😊😊

all i want in life is a devar like rudra. 😘😘😘

lmao, though we've never seen you use this body rudra???? your brothers are always having to do the haathapai themselves. 😕😕😕

lo, bade bhaiyya bhi utar gaye maidan mein. ab toh haar maan lo, behenji! 😂😂😂

lol, how much older than SHIVAAY is svetlana supp to be???? 🤔🤔🤔

also hello, what happened to that fast approaching birthday of shivaay's? did we miss it? 😐😐😐

again, no one is bothering to ask her WHY SHE WANTS TO DESTROY THEM. they're just like “yeah, everyone wants to kill us, we're used to it now. 🙄🙄🙄”

bua maaaaa, you're just adding flame to fire. kyun bechaare shivaay ko aise jalaaa rahi ho? 😟😟😟

aw. billuuuuuu. *pats his floofy hair* 😔😔😔

"O bhi bareilly jaake SSO pt. 2 ho gaya."

and therein lies the root of all the problems. and awwwww, poor rudy boy was feeling left out. 😪😪😪

MAN I MISSED THE OBROS. I REALLY REALLY MISSED THESE BOYS AND THEIR BONDDDDDDDDDDD. WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE ONE SHOW AGAINNNNN?????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ok this “one for all bs” i did not miss. 😒😒😒

OBRO HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 *THROWS MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS HANDSOME MAN SANDWICH AND ABSORBS ALL THE LOVE* 😚😚😚

mystery solved: shivRu didn't know chulbul = bulbul. 😅😅😅

LMAOOOOOOOOO SHIVAAY'S FACE. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

ok, i guess everyone's just glad om didn't threaten rape/kidnap anyone to coerce gauri into marrying him that they're all like YAAAAY WEDDING TIME HAPPY TIME. 😕😕😕

dadi doesn't have naseeb to watch any of her kids' weddings. ab bas prinku ek aakhri umeed ka chiraag bachi hai. 😌😌😌

shivaay toh chun chun ke badla le raha hai. if he had to go through all that, he's gonna make damn sure that om suffers through it all too. 🙃🙃🙃

lolololol om's face. so enthused. 😐😐😐

ok shivaay has a lot of opinions on ladkiyaan and their shaadi ke sapne and armaan. 😕😕😕

you guys, don't come for my boy like thisssss. HE'S TRYING OK?????? 😖😖😖

shaadi ke 6 mahine BAAAD pre-wedding functions. this fam is fucking bonkers. chalo, mainu kiiii. maine toh bas dekhna hai. 🙄🙄🙄

i was just thinking where this tikiya chotiiiii was. 😑😑😑

anika ne toh matlab, full on adopted gauri. she's the rudra to gauri's anika. 😊😊😊

which bhaabi you talking to? use their names, kid. 😐😐😐

aaaaaand her nose is back to looking f'd up. 😕😕😕

lmaooooo i missssed rudra's taaang adaaana so much. 😂😂😂

"MAIN jaa raha hoon" 

*firmly grasps HER hand and quickly pulls her along* 😏😏😏

snorttttttt, rudra. ek hi dialogue kitni jagaon pe maaroge? 😆😆😆

lol all the big brothers taking their wives and leaving poor rudy boy alone. 😂😂😂

OMG GOOD DADI STILL CONSIDERS SUMO AS "BIWI". 😧😧😧

pleaseeeeeeeeeee god, let all this love ka magiccc shit be referring to SAUMYA. 💗💗💗

siiiiiiiigh, i guess this is our new girl. *moodily stares at her* 😕😕😕😒😒😒

YAAAAAAAAAS, ANIKA/GAURI BONDING!!!!!!!!! THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE FEBRUARYYYYYY!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭

... what about the super serious conversation om took gauri to have tho???? 🤔🤔🤔

omfg pinkyyyyyy i hate youuuuuu. please die, thanks. 👿👿👿

hee hee hee, rudra getting his two grumpy older brothers ready. 😂😂😂

lmaoooo om's frustration with his jackettttt. what a child. 😆😆😆

"UNCLE" omfg. 😂😂😂

the uncles do not look amused. 🙈🙈🙈

let's all take a moment to appreciate shivaay in black tho. haaaaaaye. i am truly blessed today.  😻😻😻😻😻😻

"apne bhaiyya saade dus se pehle so jaate hai. o saade dus ke baad hi dikhta hai, aur mera kya hai, main toh dikhta hi nahi hoon!"

lolololol dude, i love these meta jokes ok. they never get old to me. 😂😂😂

yeah, how many times have you idiots made this promise to each other? fuck it, just give up now. 🙄🙄🙄

my man rudra spitting the truth about how fucked up this house is. WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO THE GIRL IN THE FREEZER. 😫😫😫

"ek ghante ka episode hai. mahasangam." 

snort. 😂😂😂

looking gooooooood, 3rd generation oberois. i love prinku's earrings. 😍😍😍

waaaah, synchronized entry by the girls. 😌😌😌

look at the contrast in faces of the boys tho. 😂😂😂

meme time! your crush looking at you when you enter a room.

expectation: 

“OMFG. AN ANGEL. MUST KISS NOW.” 

reality:

“WHO DIS BASIC?” 

hey guys??? where's tej? did 🐊🐊🐊 jango 🐊🐊🐊 eat him when no one was looking? 😶😶😶

ok that was a realllllllllll contrived fall. BUT I'M NOT COMPLAINING, BECAUSE HAAAAAYE LOOK HOW BOOTIFUL MY BABIES LOOK. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

HOLY SHIT BOY. HOW YOU LOOK AT HER LIKE THIS AND NOT KISS HER??? HOW???? 😫😫😫

excuse me for a bit, i need to pause and admire his expression for 5 minutes. 😍😍😍

"thande thande paani se nahaana chahiye, shivaay bhaiyya ko anika bhabi ko pakadne ka bahaana chahiye." 

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. 😂😂😂

btw, does om not do shayari anymore? ghatiya as it was, i miss it. 😢😢😢

HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT. 😧😧😧

MERI MAANO SHIVAAY, FUCK THE FUNCTIONS, JUST TAKE THE GIRL UPSTAIRS AND BANG. 😯😯😯

"isse zyaada pyaar se toh police chor ko pakadti hai" 

pfffft, i'm sure fauxlana would disagree with you, dadi. 😝😝😝

ugh ommmmmmmmmmm. you're such an asshole these days. you need another talking to from bhaiyya and jethani ji, methinks. 😒😒😒

rudra, please be the checks and balances that the messed up riKara relationship needs right now. 🙁🙁🙁

he's trying to tell you that you look hotttt, girl. let him. 😏😏😏

haaaaaaaaye, theirrrrr smilessssssss. my babiesssssssssssss. 💖💖💖💖💖💖

OMGGGGGG HE CALLED HER "KHIDKIIIIIIITODDDD KHOOBSOORAT" I CAN'TTTT HANDLEEEEEEE. I... THEY'RE... 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

PINKY GTFO WITH YOUR BURI NAZAR. *waves nimbu mirchi around my children's head* 😠😠😠

ugh whyyyyyyyy is pinkyyyyy even here i hate her so much she's ruining everythinggggg I JUST WANT MY GIRL TO BE HAPPYYYYYYYY 😩😩😩

goddamn, nakuul just looks too fucking handsome today. they shoulda chipkaofied disclaimer at start of episode so i could have mentally prepared myself. 😣😣😣

"warning: show ka hero aaj full black pehne hue BEHADH AMAZEBALLS lagta hai, aur pyaaaar bhari aankhon se heroine ko ek ghate ke liye lagataar dekhta hai. kripya show saavdhaani se dekhein." 

competition: whose zeher bhari kaatil nazrein are worse, pinky's or om's???? 😬😬😬

i guess this is the remarriage plot we've all been waiting forrrr. look how happy my girllll looooooks. she deservesssss it, my queeeeen. 😌😌😌

poor gauri. *pats her extremely beautiful head* 😞😞😞

awwwwwwwwwww, bade bhaiyya and bhaujaiiii are here for moral support. 😊😊😊

honestly, i don't care if this show doesn't have a plot anymore, i just wanna see shivaay and anika's loving and supportive relationships with everyone else in the fam. and a sesky scene with them in every episode. 🙃🙃🙃

ok don't like this weird tinkly happy "saathiya". it's weird. 😕😕😕

BOY STOP LOOKING AT HER LIKE THIS. LIKE... HONESTLY, MY FUCKING HEART CANNOT HANDLE THIS AFTER A LONG HARD DAY OF WORK. REHEM KARO MUJHPARRRRR. 😩😩😩😩

OMFG, I SPOKE TOO SOON. I SPOKE TOO SOON. TOO MUCH HOTNESS. MY FACE IS MELTING. 😧😧😧😲😲😲

"normal log jo hote hai... tumhari tarah nahi, NORMAL..." 

pffffffffft. hello kettle, this is pot. YOU'RE BLACK. 🙄🙄🙄

PYAAAAAAAR. DID HE SAY PYAAAAAAR???? 😯😯😯

omfg their little finger wrigglesssss at each other. I AM FUCKING DYING FROM THE CUTE. I AM I AM I AM. 😍😍😍😍😍😍

i honestly need to fucking pause and lie down for a bit, coz jesus christ this is just getting too much for me. ☠☠☠

"sanki singh oberoi kabhi bhi sweet singh oberoi ban sakta hai." 

YEAH BITCH SOME WARNING WOULDA BEEN NICE THO?!?!?!! 😩😩😩

pedantic singh oberoi can't let go of the "happy birthday" thing, can he? 🙃🙃🙃

awwwwwwwwww. new kangannnnnn. 😊😊😊

NOWWWWW PLEASE DON'T GIVE THESE AWAY, YOU OVERLY SACRIFICIAL IDIOT GIRL. 😒😒😒

pehle se her haath are so full, kangan pehnaayega kaise? 🤔🤔🤔

men, so easily freaked out by tears. pffffft, babies. 🙄🙄🙄

yes, get the cheapdi outttttt already. while you're at it, throw mummeh out toooo!😤😤😤

and bring mahi ve in!!!!!! 😊😊😊

ouffffffff oh, again with the 20 year old songs. whyyyyyy can't this show afford newer songs???????? honestly. 😑😑😑

who these random ppl who justttt showed up to dance? 🤔🤔🤔

also, you ppl know my sentiments to naach gaana... so fwding. ⏩⏩⏩

GOD. SUCHHHHHHHH HEAVY HANDED WITH THE SHIVAAY SINGING TO OMKARA BIT. WHAT NONSENSE. AWAIIII KA DRAMA. 🙄����🙄

lmao, om certainly got persuaded pretty easily to dance. 😂😂😂

whereeee was buamaaa allll this timeee? 😐😐😐

shivaay's happiness since discovering gauri is fucking amazing. i love it. may it become x1000 once he discovers devrani = saali. 😇😇😇

ok are the last 10 min just slo mo dancing? 😒😒😒

YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A FUCKING AMAZING TWIST RN? IF ROOP BUA CAME BACK RIGHT NOW. WITH MRS. KAPOOR. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 😈😈😈

guess we have to settle for NT ka cheapdapan. 😒😒😒

lol dadi and buamaa's faces = mine. 😒😒😒

lmaooooooooo sahil escaped his confinement to come jam with everyone. 😂😂😂

nazarrrrrrrrr toh ghar ke andarrrr ke logg hi laga rahe hai, hmph. 😤😤😤

haaaye my babies. such beautifullll. 😍😍😍😍😍😍

lol sharmaaa kyun raha hai billuuu? remember when you brought a buffalo into the house to get her to throw gobar at you???? 😆😆😆

lol shivaay be like 😂😂😂:  

also, bitch please, she already told you she loves you. no need to get all oooooooh pyaaaaar. you’re the one who hasn’t told her yet! 😒😒😒

also, KAHIN BHI SHURU HO JAATE HO, KISI KE BHI SAAMNE????? THODA SA TOH CONTROL KARO! 😧😧😧

lmao, everyone ELSE is feeling awkward, but yeh bhaisaab toh is too high on pyaaar to notice. 😂😂😂

tum aur tumhara pati kisi aur ko bolne de toh woh bolein. 😑😑😑

lol shivaay helpfully translating "gaiyyaaan" for everyone. 😂😂😂

lmao anika's impressed face + shivaay's slightly intimidated face @ "dabanggg gauri" 😂😂😂😂😂

"jaise electronics ke saath manual aata hai, in bhaabiyon ke saath dictionary aani chahiye" 😂😂😂😂

of course shivaay thinks "jhaap" is a high five. 🙄🙄🙄

precap: OMG YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS SHIVAAAAAAAAAAY FINALLLLLLLLLY KNOWSSSSSS. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[delilahmidnight]

Whos Bonnie talking to? Who did she tell that laurels pregnant?

Oh no, I forgot shes the next of kin, she has to deal with that……piece of excrement

Bonnie and laurel both lying to each other oh no

“Ill call you later” like theyre girlfriends bye

Hm. Bonnie thanks frank and hugs him. I dont care. Frank is still a piece of shit.

What is this guys name and why is he such a douchebag

Can I just say I ADORE this scene for a multitude of reasons

First off u have a black woman actually being taken care of by and being engaged with a community of other black women, joking and sharing and just allowed to be themselves without the male or white gaze, and we, the audience, get to see it, its normalized. What a privilege.

Then on a personal level, I legitimately did not know how weaves “worked” and as a nonblack person I don’t exactly have the right to ask a black woman such a personal question, but this scene just shows it completely casually and now I dont feel like either an ignorant twat or a nosy insensitive racist. The More You Know™

The only reason im not skipping all of franks scenes is bc it seems to be important to bonnies character. I dont care one fart about him.

why the fuck is he always pouting!!!!!! it pisses me off so much i can’t tell if he thinks hes hot when he does it or it makes him look vulnerable or what but every time he does it it makes me want to punch him in his stupid fucking face

Wow he was put away at 13? No wonder hes such a fucking stunted manbaby

HOW👏 BOUT👏 NOT👏 A👏 WHITE👏 BOY👏 WHO👏 HAS👏 VIOLENT👏 TENDENCIES👏👏👏

My baby has BICEPS I AM DYING

AND ALSO SHORT FINGERNAILS BONNIE WINTERBOTTOM IS A LESBIAN #CONFIRMED

If bonnie and frank have sex ill kill myself

Oh thank god

“Laurel?” like!!! they’re!!! girlfriends!!!!

Bet its annie

Ha

Aww annie offering to creatively disrespect that p.o.s.’s remains on bonnies behalf–she really wants to know bonnie will be ok, she wants her to know she has her back

Chickiboo has a sister?!?!? I had no idea!!!

Annie and bonnie both deflecting from themselves to make sure the other is ok

Ugh baby left a list of AA meetings she takes such good care of annie

g o s h they are so soft and loving with each other when there are no men around, can they always be like this forever please

AWWWMMM ANNIE AWKWARD IN THE SPOTLIGHT FOR ONCE

oh my g–OH MY GOD, HOLY SHIT, ITS THE PRESIDENT

My sweet baby on the floor trying to convince that trashbag to come home she is SO tiny and adorable I’d die for her

Sam. It always comes back to fucking sam. Idk why Bonnies trying so hard to exonerate frank when its literally choice after choice that frank himself made that led to the babys death. How did sam get into bonnies head tho?

Bonnies total faith and trust in Annalise is gonna be the death of me

forgive her first?? For what?? Sending a hitman to kill the guy who enabled her attempted murder and her babys actual murder??? I think the fuck not

good girl annie, im so proud of you

Lol sam is a lying manipulative piece of shit right from the beginning, trying to guilt annie into being a mom one way or another

Annie with a pixie cut!!! How adorable

God I see that tear sparkling in the corner of her eye

my BABY, shes gone thru so much I can’t

ugh she wants to drink to forget the memories

No baby, youre doing so good, dont give up now!! :((((

yeeeeeeEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCHHHH MICHAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEELLLAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh man she is drunk as a SKUNK

But she is a good dancer regardless lol Oh annie….xb:

Im….gonna fuckin kill myself If bonnie is actually in love with frank I will ACTUALLY fucking KILL myself god PL E A S E

Poor baby bonnie bun I love her so much she deserves to be happy more than anything

………………….that’s it. I’m gonna murder frank, shonda rhimes, whoever the fucking writers and directors of this shit episode were, and then myself,

I’m super curious about Michaela’s backstory too but like…they’re getting really annoying

Oh god. God god god god. No, please, my baby. She’s been abandoned all over again by someone she thought cared about her. I’m gonna murder frank fucking fishtown

Why is annie so hellbent on refusing any sort of help or compassion or even friendship? ??

“Let me warn bonnie” awwwmmmm

Ohhhhhhh nooooooo. Oh no no no no no no. Oh shit. Bonnie, oh god, she is in so much trouble. And laurels face when she realizes what she’s done

Oh her mom’s white? But she hates her?? But she’s in her house??? Michaela’s face when she hears laurels pregnant