#THANK YOU AGAIN SAM AAAAA

[ilikedetectives]

I knew you were Trouble.

by @samryx

[takavasen]

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🧪homo-genius

Today's science fact:

Spiders have an open blood circulation system, which means they do not have veins and their blood is different from the blood of mammals. Unfortunately many healthcare professionals do not know this, which can lead to improper methods in...

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🎙️voice_of_night_vale

Spiders are a valuable part of our community and deserve good healthcare.

But more importantly, I want everyone to know that Carlos the Scientist made this post, he is my husband and I love him very much! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

🪬a-thousand-fingernails Follow

Cecil everyone knows you and Carlos are married and most of us are happy for you but you don't need to tell this in every post you make

🎙️voice_of_night_vale

Wait have I mentioned it before?

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⭐sheriffofallarts

Hah saw some loser (@ marble-eyes) bring the same girl (@ mountainbeliever343 I think, couldn't see her face clearly from the cameras) home for the third time this week lol

cmon just say you are girlfriends already dont be shy

💎marble-eyes Follow

Hey you can't just share private information like that!! And besides that is not true, I haven't brought anyone home for a long time, I don't have time for that anymore!!!

🟡secretly-in-your-home

No. I can confirm that what Sam said is true. I was there. I am always there. Also, I put the rest of your cereal to your washing machine. They have been in the cupboard for a while now, I thought they were getting quite dusty and needed cleaning.

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🏀basketballpalmer Follow

We had an another great season with @nvwheelchairbasketball team again! Thank you everyone, it's an honor to be the captain of the team! See you guys next season <3

👍wallabyyy Follow

Aaaaa congratulations! I miss you guyssss

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☀️prophet-of-smiling-god

I just had the most delightful date with the most gorgeous theologist in Desert Bluffs Too!!! We had a lovely dinner at my house (some eyeball salad, mushed tarantulas and fried human fingers), watched some movies and of course made sure to serve our great Smiling God by making each other as happy as possible!! Unfortunately Charles said that it would make him unhappy if I shared the details, but I can confidently say that I have never been more joyful!!

🦷smiling-mayor Follow

Kevin, you missed a service in the Temple of Joy because of this. Surely you would remember doing that for an old friend, wouldn't you? 😊

☀️prophet-of-smiling-god

Oh, Lauren, of course I wouldn't ignore anything like that on purpose, you know how much I love tolerating you!!

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😎violentfootstool-deactivated20230416

Hey guys, so I just spoke to the new scientist lady and found out I don't actually have three pairs of arms. The lower two were just robot limbs that I tried out when I was seven years old and forgot to take them off. So hows your day ://

🔬janet-lubelle

I am always happy to help with explaining your problems away.

🎀tinfoilforteeth

Hey bitch how is it going under the cow

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🎙️voice-of-night-vale

Alright, I'm going to say it. Steve Carlsberg does NOT know how to be a basketball coach. He knows nothing about any game structures, and he only allows one ball per game!! He talks too loud, except when you can't hear him. It will be ALL HIS FAULT if we end up losing this season!!!!!

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:(

🎙️voice-of-night-vale

For everyone who finds this post now: I made this many years ago. Things have changed a lot. I'm very sorry, Steve. I couldn't hope for a better brother-in-law. You are my best friend, and I was the irrational one in this situation.

I have changed the way I look at people. I will not treat them the same way I used to treat Steve anymore.

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🎙️voice-of-night-vale

Alright, who let Susan Willman be in charge of anything? She is the absolute worst at making desicions, like, who asks an obelisk its NAME? She had an oppoturnity to ask almost anything, and that's what she chose?? She better stay away from our way for at least seven decades, and keep her "Huntokar"-nonsense with herself!!!

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[cloudcountry]

HI AUBURN!!!!!! dunno if we’re close enough moots for me to req this but could I mayhaps enter in Ashi for your 1.8k event?? 😳 (WHICH LIKE. GRATS BTW!!!! THATS CRAYCRAY POP OFF)

🤔 there’s this certain rewrite w her concerning Ghost Marriage so I was wondering if I could get a rewrite where

1.) when Ace barges in, he stops the marriage between her and Eliza instead of Idia and Eliza (and Ace gets EXTRA pissed)

OR

2.) Ashi and Ace playing around w the ghost ring and a fake one

SOME CONTEXT ABOUT THIS EVENT REWRITE;

—Ashi cross dresses and shoots for Eliza right before the final group enters to try and woo her over (cuz she sees all the guys fail and she’s like “yyyeah. watch me pull this ghost lady better than y’all)

—she succeeds actually!!! she woos Eliza over w her W rizz and allows Idia to escape

—Her and Ace previously fool around w the ghost ring; causing a real and fake to get mixed up

—so guess what. she accidentally uses a fake ring instead of the one actually needed 😔 banishing no more

—NOW ASHI’S TRAPPED AND BOUND TO MARRY ELIZA!!!!!! (and Ace is left to blame)

ALSO JUST TO CLARIFY!!!!!! <333 I’d like it to be like....... besties but mutual pining yk 🙏 cuz they’re just besties so far at this stage (Ace is in denial)

NO SWEAT IF THIS IS TOO MUCH BTW!!!! I APPRECIATE IT NONETHELESS <3 gratsgrats again!!!

AAAAA dont worry ashi!!! your oc page is very detailed so i think i can write her right!! at least i hope so ^^" THANK YOU THANK OYU <3333 AAAAA!!!!!!!

thast literally so goofy i love ALL of this LMAO (mutual pining...rubbing my hands together evilly I GOTCHA!!!)

i read that thing about him calling you cherrypie and i think thats the cutest thing :(((( but he calls you goober here since that was on yuor oc page and i thought taht was funny LMAO

AND SINCE WE WERENT MOOTS WHEN YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS AROUND BUT IT WAS RECENT PLEASEE CONSIDER THIS A BIRTHDAY GIFT FROM ME TO YOU <3 i hope you had fun :D !!!

ASHI, ACE, AND THE MARRAIGE VOWS OF DOOM!!! (1.8k details)

Ashi isn’t sure how Ace acquired it (although it most likely came from a visit with Sam) but the grin on his face melts away her concern and leaves a giddy mischief in its place.

“Doesn’t it look just like that ring the Headmage wants to use to send that bride back to her realm?” Ace laughs, twirling it around the tip of his finger, “Can you imagine what would happen if someone were to switch out the rings?”

“Ace, c’mon!” Ashi shakes her head, giggling along with him.

His grin turns wicked, and before Ashi knows it he’s snatched the real ring right out of her pocket. She shrieks for him to give it back, hurling vicious insults such as “meanie” and “stupid,” but Ace doesn’t relent.

“Where is the real ring? I bet you’ll never guess.” he smirks, holding out his closed hands.

His eyebrows are doing that irritating thing he does when he’s feeling a bit too smug.

“You’re a cheater! I bet it’s in your pocket.” Ashi lunges for him, digging her hand into his pocket as Ace jerks away, trying to get her off.

Sure enough, she pulls out the ring with a triumphant “ah ha!” Ace rolls his eyes and makes a big show of huffing about it, but his eyes linger on her radiant smile as she sticks her tongue out at him.

“It’s not like you play fair either, you goober!” he cackles, jerking his arm out to snatch the ring from her hands.

As their hands collide, both rings go soaring through the air and clatter to the floor. Ashi and Ace look over in the direction they landed, only to come to the sinking revelation that neither of them knew which one was which.

“Can you tell which one’s the fake?” Ashi asks, tilting her head.

Ace removes himself from her to confidently saunter over to the rings, scooping them off the ground and flashing them with a smirk.

“Don’t worry goober, I got it. You almost messed things up there, huh? This is totally the fake one.” Ace mocks, flicking Ashi’s nose when he’s made his way back to her and places the real ring in her hand.

“Oh quiet you!” she pinches his cheek, face heating up at the teasing.

Ace rubs his pink cheek and glares, but the glare holds no malice.

Ashi watches in amusement as Idia is thrown to the side, totally blown off by Eliza. Ashi kneels before the bride, arms outstretched as if to accept her. Eliza squeals, rushing towards her “groom” with stars in her eyes. Ashi takes her hand, gently, and gives Eliza the most affectionate look she can.

“It’s an honor to be wed to you, my lady.” Ashi grins, a dazzling smile that makes Eliza swoon in her arms.

The ring slides onto her finger, and...

Nothing happens.

Ashi looks confused but quickly schools her face. Eliza doesn't notice the way her smile falls, and instead swoops Ashi up into her arms and calls for her attendants.

“Please, escort Mr. Tamadai to the dressing rooms! I await our wedding, my darling!” Eliza giggles behind her hand, waving Ashi goodbye.

Footsteps pound on the stone flooring outside the room and Ashi looks at the door with hope. The door flies open with a loud bang, causing all the ghosts to jump out of their nonexistent skin.

Heh.

“Stop the wedding!” Ace yells, pointing an accusatory finger at Eliza, “You! Bride lady! We gotta talk!”

Eliza scoffs, all warmth in her deposition gone as Ace storms up to her with fire in his eyes. Ashi tries to go to him, but the ghosts are keeping such a harsh grip on her arms that it’s starting to hurt.

“Ace!” she yells, and he whips his head around at the sound of her voice.

He turns back to the bride with a clenched jaw and a furrowed brow.

“Listen here, all of you! You can’t just force someone to marry you! Relationships don’t work like that! Ashi doesn’t want to marry you at all! Aren’t the rest of you ashamed? You’re just enabling your princess into feeling even lonelier as the years go on because you’re not letting her let go! You all sound like useless retainers to me!” Ace yells, “Let go of Ashi right now!  I’m gonna get this ring on your finger and send you off once and for all!”

“You don’t know what you’re talking about! Mr. Tamadai was quite sweet in his courting! He even answered all my questions correctly! He's perfect!” Eliza insists, voice breaking as she speaks.

“Uh, news flash princess!” Ace snaps, “You shouldn’t be picking your prince based on a few questions. How about picking someone you can laugh and cry with? Someone you can share everything with?”

He looks over at Ashi and pauses.

“Someone that makes you feel like you can be something. Even if you know you’re a stupid troublemaker.” he says, voice softer for just a moment before he turns back to the princess, “Have your retainers taught you nothing? It’s embarrassing that I have to spell this out for you, seriously!”

Ashi squirms in the ghost's hold, her cheery smile fading into a frustrated grimace. The rare sight makes Ace’s breath hitch, and his anger only gets more intense.

“Don’t listen to him, princess!” Puffy yells, taking his place next to Eliza, “How dare you say such things! I would fight the world to make sure the princess is happy, you—!”

Ashi gnaws at her lower lip before slipping one of Ace’s stupid cards out of her pocket. Sliding it between her two fingers just like he taught her, she flicks it at Eliza.

The card reaches its mark.

The ghosts restraining her rush to their princess as she yelps out in pain and Ashi beams. It's funny how Ace’s tricks were useful in situations like this, even though all he ever used them for was to target Riddle.

“Princess!” she yells, running towards her, “Wait!”

Eliza shakes off her hovering attendants to gaze upon her groom, a sour pout on her face.

“Listening, I’m not actually a guy. I was dressing the part because my and my homies were trying to save Idia over there.” she points to the boy in question, watching as he shrivels up again at the attention, “But I think you should totally marry Puffy! He seems to really care about ya! And just like Acey said, you’re supposed to find someone you can laugh and cry with right? He was about to fight this whole room for you!”

Eliza stops as if considering what Ashi just said. Ace’s hand circles her wrist, as if ready to run and find cover if the ghosts actually do attack. His subtle concern warms her heart.

“Oh Puffy...I think I’ve finally figured it out.” Eliza turns to her ghostly companion and smiles, eyes full of love, “You’re my prince! My true love!”

“What?!” Ace squawks, but Ashi presses a finger to his lips to shush him.

“Princess...all I’ve ever wanted was to see you smile.” Puffy murmurs, cheeks turning blue, “It’s my dream...my lingering attachment...I just want you to be happy.”

“Oh, Puffy!” Eliza swoons, kissing him without a second thought.

“What just happened?” Ace blinks, absolutely baffled by the display in front of him.

“I dunno, but we should get everyone else out!” Ashi beams as the sound of groans and complaints reach their ears, “It sounds like the curse has been broken!”

As Ashi runs off to help a whining Floyd, Ace puffs up his cheeks and stares.

She looks really pretty in that suit.

[24-guy]

Omg wait no talk to me more about horror that’s so cool how dare you hide that all in the tags

-🧶

Horror has literally been my special interest for over 5 years now. It's my biggest percentage in both dvds and books and Halloween brings me the most joy of all the holidays or annual celebrations.

Like. I have fixated so much on this genre. I love all of it so much. I love the old Alfred Hitchcock movies I've seen. Funnily enough I watched the Birds before Psycho, but I did see the original Psycho in theatres thanks to a showing they were doing for its anniversary close to two years ago. (Though I'll never watch it again thanks to something that happened after seeing it.)

I love 80s movies like halloween and slashers like that. I've only seen the first sleep away camp but that was my second thought when you sent the ask before this. Because that movie is filled with those sorts of outfits.

I hate Friday the 13th because it's boring. But I love Halloween because it's also boring.

CHUCKY IS THE BEST FRANCHISE. I love that little shit and his mini empire filled with returning cast and writers and directors and prop teams, puppeteers, special effects departments. I love the families that have grown with the series. I love queer horror. Full, unabashed, campy queer horror. And that's what he turns into. And now we have the dramatic horror with teen angst and Devon Sawa's presence every season. I'm so??? AAAAA.

And then you have one off movies, like trick r Treat and Killer Klowns!! Trick r Treat has such a soft spot in my heart and I love Sam as a character. I love the intertwined stories with him at the center of all of them. I LOVE KILLER KLOWNS. It's so bad it's good! And the intro is amazing!

I love modern gore horror! I love terrifier and Saw and I love gore for the sake of gore! I love practical effects! I love watching Art the Clown torture somebody just because he finds it funny. I love the hypocrisy of John Kramer and his devoted disciples, each with their own reasoning for following in his footsteps.

I love modern horror by Jordan Peele! Every horror movie he's made has been in my favourite movies from the year I watched it in. I loved nope last year. I loved get out and us. I love every inch of detail.

I LOVE SHAUN OF THE DEAD AND PARODIES. They're always so much fun!

I love office horror. With the belko experiment and mayhem. They were both fun watches!

I LOVE EXPERIMENTAL HORROR LIKE SKINAMARINK!!!! God I loved that movie so much. It made me genuinely uncomfortable.

I love easy going horror. I love horror comedy. I love how broad horror is. I love every subgenre of horror.

Now I'm just waxing poetic about horror movies but yeah. I could probably easily give over 50 horror movie recommendations and I'd be holding back.

[succubaby]

SAM. I absolutely adore your new username and theme!! Hope you’re doing well and taking care of yourself too!! 💛

AAAAA HI MEDA!! Thank you so much! I was starting to get tired of my old user since I’ve had it since 2016 and felt I should update my theme too. I was a lil worried people wouldn’t know it’s me but thanks for saying hi! The past few months have been really rough for me tbh (chronically ill gang lol) but I’m looking forward to a nice break from school which means I’ll be back on tumblr again. I hope you’re doing well too and that you have a wonderful holiday season too!!

[samuelsdean]

heyy, ive noticed that you (mostly) only post about spn nowww are you still writing for spencer & criminal minds? cuz like im kinda worried you're not gonna write for him :(((( you're genuinely one of my favorite spencer/cm writers your characterization of him is just soooo accurate i'd hate to lose you & your talent!! and sorry if i bothered you for asking this :[

hiii ok so first of all let me just say you didn’t bother me for asking this !! it’s fine :) also thank you this is honestly one of the nicest things someone has ever said to me! <3 like i didnt know my fics made that much impact on someone aaaaa :(

ok so to address your question, yes !! i am still writing for spencer he’s my baby and he always will be! criminal minds is literally my fav show i just havent written anything new for him (besides stay with me) bc i’m currently in my spn phase again after i decided to rewatch the show so most of my interest & energy has been focused on dean & sam (my other babies)

another thing also is that nothing has come to my mind—plot or what—that pushed me to write a spencer fic tbh even for dean & sam tbh i guess my brain is still recovering from the hectic school year i cant think of any good plots rn

but my reqs are open!! im def open to ideas bc i definitely wanna write more & i miss writing longer fics so feel free to send whatever in my inbox who knows i might be inspired to start typing up new fics for spencer, dean, or sam!

[misqnon]

hi, i just read all of ur posts tagged as misqnon's one piece liveblogging and it was so much fun T-T. im here to rant about one piece and im sorry.

i really love seeing people react to content i am caught up with and hold close to my heart.

i got into the 800s in the anime and stopped watching, took a break and then read the manga up to around 1060. but last month i decided to read the whole thing from the beginning and it is genuinely SO WORTH IT.

after u have caught up completely its super rewarding to go back and look at previous chapters bc its constant "oh my god look what was foreshadowed here??" and "now i understand the context behind this!!!" and "this interaction is so much more meaningful now that i know their relationship!!". yes it did take me a whole month of nearly nonstop reading to catch back up but i have 0 regrets.

wano and the arc after it are both super fun and interesting and i think ur gonna love it. the lore is crazy. i hope u dont see any spoilers bc going into it completely blind will probably be way more exciting, especially with the most recent arc since its kinda suspenseful and mysterious,,.

anyways thats all i have to say how do you end these things.. take care!!

AAAAA ANON THIS IS SUCH A FUN MESSAGE TO RECIEVE THANK YOU...

I ended up talking a lot so I'll put this under a cut lol

I used to be the person who said I would never watch one piece 😭😭 I've been into anime since I was like 12 and I'm almost 24 now (fuck . That's like half my life) and obviously it's always been on my radar but I always thought it was 1. Too popular 2. Too Long 3. Hated how oda draws women lmao so I was fine ignoring it and only knowing the basics from just Being On The Internet

I think sometime early on I caved and attempted to watch it- I got to alabasta and stopped bc the anime pacing wasn't doing it for me (though I liked it up until then, but didn't LOVE it)

cut to high-school where a couple of my good friends liked it but we never really talked about it, it was a lifelong interest for one of them bc he'd started reading it on like 4th grade

Well I'm still friends with them (shoutout to sam and seb) and they convinced me to watch one piece film red with them in like July or August of last year bc they were showing me the songs and I, ado fan bc I'm a retired weaboo and a vocaloid Stan, was like "haha that sounds like ado" and they went "IT IS!!!!??" so I had to watch it for her.

again, I was like oh this is fun I like this :^) but no IMMEDIATE interest, more of a passive thing... until the live action came out a month or so later and I watched it just because and DAMN I FELL IN LOVE FAST

I went back to the anime and rewatched the beginning, then skipped back to alabasta where I had left off years and years ago and now I'm Here 🧍

I watched up through part of dressrosa before I started reading the manga, and now I'm doing that while watching certain episodes of just the parts I really wanna see animated

It's been. So Fun

I am now that person who's like Hey You Should Watch One Piece. I get it now. I so get it lmao. And you know the weirdest part is that with it being divided up into arcs like it is I find myself thinking it really doesn't feel that long!?!? Am I insane,

anyways. It's been a while since I was in an active fandom or even in a fandom at all - ESPECIALLY such a big one!?! (I was in college for 4 years and Busy).

but it's. Crazy. I'm writing fanfics and joining discord servers and I've never done that before. it's been very fun and rewarding tbh...I don't like a lot of things about oda and aspects he included and ofc one piece isn't perfect or unproblematic but it IS a really awesome epic of a story about friendship and found family and anti authority and its just.

I'm also a person who's always loved reaction videos or just even seeing otherppl react to things I like so I RELATE AND IM SO GLAD I CAN BE THAT FOR U...

I'm ngl as I've been reading I've been wanting to look up some old one piece forums dated the time certain reveals happened bc I want to see how people felt as this shit came out holy Shit....

it's additionally funny bc this blog is about 10 years old and has amassed a decent amount of followers over the years who were just into some of the other random stuff I've been into but I know a fair amount of them were thinking we were on the same page of not being into one piece and now here I am. Ruining that. And with the pervert character as my favorite no less. lmao SORRYYYY YALL <3

I'll leave u with this message I sent into the discord I share with some friends the other day, none of which really watch op, when asked to explain something about the show. In fact, I think the reasoning for this message was BECAUSE I was explaining to a friend just how much oda foreshadows things!! jinbei, kaido, haki, sanjis backstory, ALL being mentioned by name or referenced DECADES/YEARS BEFORE APPEARING ON SCREEN...HUNDREDS OF CHAPTERS APART....I could rant on more but I'll stop for now.

thank u for the message and feel free to dm me to talk about this silly show anytime bc its sunken its claws into me 😭

[super-magical-wizard]

Here’s a septic eye for you! :D

!!!!! Oh my gosh!!! Thank you so much!!!! They’re so cute and happy oh my gosh ^-^ thank you!! I love them very much :)

[thenukacolachallenge]

If you’re still doing the character bingo, I’m going to test my luck and go Kronika?

If you have no thoughts on her, maybe Erron? Love your work. Have a good day.

aaaaa thank you! i quite enjoy your work too! your fun headcanons and what ifs always give a good chuckle :D

also, POR QUE NO LOS DOS???

first up the Bald Bitch herself:

honestly, i really wanted to like Kronika more than i actually do. she is a very interesting villain, and a unique spin on normal MK baddies. she's very manipulative, which i love in a devious character, and i love her design. but a lot of my gripe with her comes, again, from the way the character was written. there's a lot of ways she could have really mucked with the Defender's plans a lot more, and i do feel that there were some plot holes in her story. but that's bc, besides MK's spotty track record with writing, it's genuinely hard to write a character that is omniscient in that way. it's one of my biggest issues with my OC, Sai. it's hard to write someone who can muck about with time, especially while also trying to not make them completely unstoppable AND not too OP. i dont think they did a BAD job with her, per se, the main game's ending was miles better than the dlc's imo, but i was left a bit underwhelmed for how cool she seemed at the start.

overall, while she's not my cup of tea, i think she's an interesting character and a real attempt to branch out from just "bad guy who wants to merge all the realms bc he's subtly being manipulated by something bigger than himself".

and now, my favorite yeehaw boy!

I GOT A MCFUCKIN BINGO HELL YEAH

i both love and hate Erron. i love the outlaw cowboy thing SO MUCH, i love Troy Baker's voice(even if he is an NFT-shilling nerd) and i love that he sticks to outworld over earthrealm. however, i also love to give MK11 Erron ALL of the shit, bc as a Native Texan, i can tell you that all of his sayings are real old-timey Texanisms, and the fact that he talks like my Pawpaw did is fucking hysterical to me, and also takes away any sex appeal he could possibly have for me.

also, the MK11 outfits aren't that great. they really Yeehawified the shit out of him in 11. too much cowboy and not enough outlaw. also, the Uncle Sam fit? whoever thought of that, turn on your location, we need to talk. and! the accent isn't Texan. it's American Southern for sure, but not Texan. if they could take the best of both worlds, give him back his sass and at least SOME normal speech, and add back some of that "mysterious outlaw rebel" charm he had, but also give him a legitimate Texan accent? i'd be so fucking happy.

also, idc if he's canonically been with Skarlet and Nitara. he gets NO bitches. man can't win a fight to save his life and he speaks like an old man, plus almost every other woman in canon dislikes him or flat out calls him ugly. no bitches.

@roofgeese and i sometimes just yell in all caps about Erron. usually to make fun of him. it's wonderful. i love him and i want to put him in the dishwasher and put it on steam clean.

[maki-matsurra]

aaaaa sam and max fan :))) if you can ( not pushing or anything) can you write a fic of where sam and max's child comes out as non binary but their scared because their old home wasn't accepting? have a good day :)

Hiya!

Oh my god, of course I can!

I remember I felt super scared to come out to my parents cause I thought they wouldnt accept it either so I totally wanna do this ❤️

Thank you so so much for your request! And you have a good day too! 🥺😁

Want to send in a request? Start Here!

Child!Reader comes out as Non-binary to Sam & Max

⚠️TW: Mentions and descriptions of Ch!ld Abuse, but nothing too extreme⚠️

You were pacing back and forth in your room, chewing lightly on your thumb as you were in deep thought. You have gotten super close to your new foster parents, Sam and Max over the five years they adopted you. You have told them many many things about yourself and your past. Especially your life with your previous foster parents.

You were Non-binary, and you told your previous foster parents, which was a huge mistake. Every time you closed your eyes you could see the sneers of your "mom and dad", making you wince and tense up, feeling very uncomfortable. "You are a (gender), (Y/N)! You can't be both or neither!" Your old mother would growl.

"B-But I can't control how I feel...a-and I feel like I don't have a gender..." You would shakily and quietly respond back.

"A night in the damn cellar will straighten you out!" Your old father roared, grabbing your arm harshly and starting to drag your begging and sobbing form for him not to put you in the cellar. It was very, very cold in the room, plus there was no windows, such no sunlight. They also would refuse to feed you or give you water when you were put in there either, as well as no pillows or blankets.

You could remember how your arm was bruised for days, and you had to wear long sleeved shirts or jackets in school every day until it went away.

Your eyes shot open with a nauseated gulp. Sam and Max already stated that they hated your previous household, and promised you that you were always accepted with them. Max even offered to shank them with a sharpened corndog stick, you politely declined his offer with a laugh.

That memory made you chuckle a bit. Taking a deep breath, you had to keep reminding you that they were not your previous parents.

They accepted you... right?

With a shaky hand, you turned the door knob and went ahead and walked slowly into the living room, where Max was watching TV and Sam was reading a newspaper next to him on the couch, one of the dog's ear perked up as he heard you come in, putting down the newspaper with a smile. "Hey, little pup! I was wondering where you were."

"Yeah! You're about to miss the cool noir movie marathon!" Max smiled as he picked up the TV remote.

"I have to talk to you guys..." You said quietly, making your dads freeze and look at you before looking at each other, Max turned off the TV and Sam folded the newspaper and put it on the coffee table. "Okay, we're listening."

"I-" You paused, your voice and body shaky as you tried to compose yourself, but them staring at you did not help, you shook your head and tried again.

"I-" Your voice cracked as you noticed your face was getting warm and your eyes started to sting. They looked at you with worried looks as you turn to walk away, saying; "I can't do this."

"Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold on there, little pup." Sam stopped you, lightly grabbing your shoulder which made you jump a little, he kneeled down in front you, Max joining him. "You know you can tell us anything, okay? Doesn't matter what it is."

"Yeah! What is it, are you like, pregnant?"

"Oh my god, Max you are not helping." Sam glared at him, making the lagomorph smile back at him with a cheeky smile and giggle. The dog turned back to you to look into your tear-filled (e/c) eyes. "We're not gonna get mad or judge you. Okay? We promise. Just take a deep breath and slowly tell us what you want to tell us."

Following Sam's advice, you looked up and took a deep shaky breath, keeping your eyes shut tight for a few minutes before whimpering out; "I-I'm Non-binary."

They blinked in response to that, making you scared even more. Were they gonna throw you outside? Abandon you? Whack you with a belt a few times?

You received a hug.

A nice, warm hug.

This made your eyes widen as your dads brought you in for a group hug, huge smiles on their faces. "We're so proud of you, (Y/N). That must have been a very hard thing to do, you're very brave for telling us."

"Yeah! Plus, it's super cool that you have no gender! You're pretty much the most awesomest person I know!"

This made you shake even more as tears finally spilled from your eyes, causing you to wrap your arms around them as they hug you tighter. You have never felt so relieved in your life.

After they broke away from their hug, and wiped away your tears, they immediately wanted to take you the nearest store that had Pride merch. They got you a flag to hang up in your room and got you some bracelets and a pin to celebrate you coming out.

They accepted you for who you are.

Gender or no gender.

[kanene-yaaay]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bruh, bruh, bruuuh. Okay okay okay aaaa! Pocket I am without words! Gosh! I can't believe! You literally NAILED Sam's personality PERFECTLY and I am just in love with that amazing scenario!!!

Patton's teases are the most cutest and evil-est thing ever!!!! He calling her [ Tickly Sammy?] Made me deceased and aaaaa!! This is everything I will be ever thinking about!!!!!!!!!

💗💕💝💙💚💚💙❤💜💛💕💚💞💕💚💝💚💛💚💙❤💛💜❤💛💗💛💞💗💛💝💙💚💙❤💜💚💜💜💗💗💛💞💚💕

Also she getting him back and being "No time to wait but all the time to tickles" and !!!! I just wanted to highlight that part it was so fun to read!!!

And !!! In the end!!! The chase! The "I am going to tickle u until you're a puddle of giggles!" (The wording was not exactly like that but still x33) is very 👀👀👀👀👀👀 I am looking ~

Day 7: Sam and Patton's Baking Day

Patton and Sam spend their time baking cookies, tickling each other and generally having a nice time!

For @kanene-yaaay.

Sam is an OC of @kanene-yaaay So I hope you enjoy, Kanene!

Patton was sitting with Sam in the kitchen, baking cookies. “How long did you put them in for, Patton?”

10-15 minutes. Depends on if you want them soft or crunchy!” Patton replied.

Sam nodded and looked at Patton. “Are you okay with me being here? Cause I don’t wanna intrude on your baking extravaganza.” She asked.

“Of course I’m okay with you being here! Come come come!” Patton told her, grabbing her hand. “I am happy to have you here.” Patton told her happily.

Sam smiled proudly. “Thank you.”

“No problem, Kiddo!” Patton replied. “Now: Would you like something cold to go with your chocolate chip cookies?” Patton asked.

“Sure!” she replied.

“How about some chocolate milk?” Patton asked.

“Sure!” Same replied.

Patton grabbed the chocolate milk from the fridge and filled up a glass of it. “And I came up with these myself:” Patton grabbed a box of ice cubes except...They were made of milk? “I made milk ice cubes!” Patton declared.

Sam bursted out laughing. “You genius!”

Patton giggled and nodded as he placed the milk cubes into the glass of chocolate milk.

Patton walked to the table with a glass of chocolate milk, and a glass of white milk for himself. He placed them onto the table. “Thank you Patty!” Sam said to him.

“You’re welcome Sammy!” Patton replied.

Patton opened the oven to check on the cookies. “Hmm...They’re getting close to done!”

Sammy clapped her hands. “Yay!”

Patton looked around the house and back to Sammy. “So...Do you often just show up in places?” Patton asked.

“Yeah...I show up whenever it’s needed. I can show up to as many universes as I please.” She told him.

“Oh my gosh that’s SO COOL!” Patton reacted.

“Yeah, there’s an animal universe, a mermaid universe, a winged universe, and even a Medieval universe!”

Patton listened.

“I always loved the feeling of being a mermaid. It’s such a fun thing to float around and to not have to worry about breathing!” She told him. “And the winged au is so cool because you can fly around and play with the wings! Though, they’re also very ticklish wings.” She admitted.

Patton nodded as he listened, and kept in mind the last part.

“But, wings can be used for tickling others too! Especially when they’re feathery wings!” She added. “It gets SUPER ticklish.”

Sam quickly covered her mouth. “I said too much…”

Patton widened his eyes and giggled. “You said more than enough. Now I know to go for the wings when I wanna tickle some birds!” Patton teased.

Sam was a bright shade of red. “S...Sorry…”

Patton walked up and hugged her. “It’s alright.”

Patton then wrapped his arms around her and started tickling her sides, ribs and belly.

“EEEHEhehehehehe! PAHahaHAHAhAHAT!” Sam laughed.

“Yes Tickly Sammy?” Patton teased.

“THAHAHAhahat tihihicklehEHEHEHES!” She continued to laugh.

“Oh really? I couldn’t tell!” Patton teased.

Patton moved his fingers to Sam’s upper ribs, and into her armpits. “Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle~” Patton teased.

“NOHohohoHOHOhoHOhoh! IhihihiHIHIt FEHHehehehEHEHEELS WEHehehehEHEHeEird!” She laughed and whined.

“Awwwww, poor you! Stuck in the hug of the best tickle monster in this universe!”

Sam laughed and giggled as she was tickled in his world-famous tickle hug.

“WHYHYhyhyhyhy?” She asked.

“Because you mentioned tickling a lot! And it gave me the idea to try tickling you! And boy, was it a great idea!” Patton told her.

Sam reached her arms behind her back and managed to tweak Patton’s sides. Patton squeaked and stumbled back, giggling. “Nohohow wahahahit ahaha minute kihihihiddohoho-”

“No time for waiting! But all the time for tickling!” She replied.

Sam grabbed a feather from her pocket and started tickling Patton’s neck while tickling his belly at the same time. Patton doubled over and cackled, curling his neck to cover up the ticklish spot.

“Kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy koo!” She teased.

“NOHOHOhOHO TEHEHEHEASIHIHING!” Patton ordered.

“Ah ah ah, no orders coming from you when I’m tickling!” she teased. “You’re undermining my authority.”

“PLEHEHEhehehehEHHEhEhEHEhASE!” Patton begged. “IHihiHIHI GIHIhIHIHIVE!”

“You give, huh?” Sam asked.

“YEHEHEhehehEHEHEHES!”

“Fine, fine…” Sam let him go and let him fall to the floor in a giggle fit. Patton laid there, rolling around like a ball, and giggling all giddy.

“Ihihihit’s toohohohoho tihihihicklihihihish.” He admitted.

“I’m not even tickling you.” She joked.

“IHIHI KNOHOHOHOW!” Patton yelled at her with a whine.

This just made Sam laugh.

“Would you like a drink of your milk?” She asked.

Patton thought for a moment, and nodded. Then, Sam grabbed Patton’s glass of milk and gave it to him. Patton took a drink of the milk and pointed to the stove. “Cahahan...Sahaham, cookies…” Patton told her.

Sam quickly understood and slid the oven mitts onto her hands. She opened the oven, pulled out the cookie tray and placed it on top of the stove. Then, she took off the oven mitt and placed it onto the corner.

“Thahahank yohohohou.” Patton told her.

“No problem!” Sam walked over to Patton and offered him a hand. “Help up?”

Patton took the hand...And pulled her down with him. Not expecting the pull, Sam flopped down onto the ground on top of Patton. Patton caught her, and wrapped his arms around her and started tickling her armpits immediately.

“HEHehehehehehey!” She laughed.

“Yes Sam? Do you have something to say about your predicament?” Patton asked.

“Yehehes! STAhahahaHAHAHAP!” She ordered.

“Staaaap? But why would I staaaaap when I could gooooo?” Patton teased.

“STAHAHAHAP PLEheheheheHEHEHEASE!” She begged. “IHIHIHI NEEHEHEHED AHAHAHA BREHEHEHEAK!”

Patton gasped. “But I just started! How could you need a break when I just started tickling you?” he asked.

“IHIHI JUHUHUST DOHOHOHOHO!” She told him.

“Fiiiiiine. Such a baby.” Patton muttered jokingly.

“Ehehxcuhuhuse mehe!” Sam giggled and teased him.

“You have been excused, my dear.” Patton told her.

This made Sam laugh a little more.

Patton walked himself to the kitchen and pulled out the cooling racks. “I’m gonna let these cool down before anyone grabs them. It’s funny seeing when everyone comes running out for the cookies.” Patton told her.

“Well, of course! They’re cookies!” Sam told him. “Who wouldn’t want a cookie?”

“Some gremlin with a hate for chocolate, probably.” Patton replied.

“Those who don’t like chocolate, need to be reviewed by the FBI.” Sam joked.

Patton giggled at that. “What a life to live. Their life would be so chocolateless.”

“Ihi know!”

“Say...Do you like being tickled? I’ve been wondering this for a while now.” Patton asked.

“I…….” Sam went completely quiet. “Nooooo?”

Patton smirked and stared at Sam with the evilest little eyes anyone had ever seen.

“Uuuuh...Paaaat-” Sam SCREECHED like a hyena as Patton scrambled over to her like a floppy noodle.

“”GET OVER HERE SAM! IMMA TICKLE YOU TILL YOU’RE MELTED INTO A STREAM OF GIGGLES!” Patton threatened.

“NOOOOOO!”

“YEEEEEESSSS!” Patton replied.

“WAIT!” Sam stopped and breathed heavily. “This is ridiculous! Why don’t we just relax and eat a cookie?” Sam asked.

“Hmmmm…”

[5 minutes later:]

Munch munch munching sounds filled the room as Pat and Sam ate 3 cookies each. “These are really good cookies.”

Patton smiled. “Thank you!”

Munch munch munch...Gulp.

“Hey Pat?” Sam asked.

“Yes?” Patton replied.

“I’m ready to be chased down now.” She told him.

“Alright. Just let me finish my cookie.” Patton told her.

Crunch...munch munch munch…Munch munch munch munch munch...Gulp.

“Okay.” Patton popped the last piece into his mouth and started running. “TIME FOR YOUR ULTIMATE DOOM, TICKLE LOVER!”

“NOOOOOOO!” Sam screamed.

Aaaaaaand Sam ended up getting the tickles she so desperately craved. And because of that accomplishment, the sun shined a little brighter that day.

[dreamwritesimagines]

Please make this an Alex x Peaches story. Please I beg you. I want to see Peaches happy. He's made her smile and laugh more than Bucky in this story. He's so good for her.

Also Bucky's acting quite entitled to her after all the shit he put her through. I'm really not liking that.

Also only you Dream can do justice to a side character so well that we start liking him more than the lead.

Also, the last one I promise. Can we pretty please have an HC of Peaches coming to see Alex at his office and them having fun times but getting walked on by Sarah who tells Sam who swears to not tell Bucky but tells Bucky. Ok this might be a long HC but can we get it please? Pretty please? 👉👈

Omg darliiiing! 😍❤You have no idea how much it means to me to hear this, you’ve just made my day with this!❤❤❤

I really love coming up with side/original characters and to hear that you like them as well…. Aaaaa you’re so sweet, thank you so much!❤❤

I’m grinning like crazyyyy😍😍

Let’s make it a drabble because the idea of Alex and Peaches having fun in his office is….😈

In your defense, this was not what you had in mind when you went to visit Alex at his office.

….Well.

Maybe just a little.

“I really really need to go now—“ you said breathlessly as you forced yourself to pull back from Alex’s soft lips on your neck and he let out a noise of discontent, then gently pulled you back as soon as you took a step, making you giggle.

“No, not yet,” he muttered to your lips and if you didn’t know better, you’d think he was whining. You stood on your tiptoes to steal a kiss from him, his hand cradling the back of your head.

“I just came to give you this new cupcake—“

“For which I’m incredibly thankful.”

“You haven’t even tried it yet.”

“I will try it and I will love it.”

You smiled up at him. “I need to get back to the bakery and you have a class to catch.”

“Yeah in like…” he checked the clock on the wall. “Five minutes, we have lots of time.”

You tilted your head.

“Mmm, for future reference, I sure hope that you don’t see five minutes as lots of time, teach.”

Your teasing remark made him smirk and he leaned in to brush his lips against yours, making your heart skip a beat. He rested his forehead on yours, his thumb brushing over your cheek.

“Oh that’s how we’re playing it?”

“That’s exactly how we’re playing it.”

He heaved a dramatic sigh. “Well I guess I have no choice but to—”

He was cut off when someone opened the door before you even had a chance to pull back.

“Alex the Board wants— oh my God!”

You immediately took a step back and Sarah covered her eyes, then hissed in a breath and lowered her hand.

“I’m so sorry I didn’t know—” she motioned between you and Alex cleared his throat.

“Oh it’s-” he exchanged glances with you “It’s fine, don’t worry about it. Hi Sarah.”

“…Hi.” She said and shook her head. “You know, it can totally wait, I’ll just… I’ll just go.”

She turned around and walked away, leaving you and Alex alone. Alex rubbed the back of his neck and you shifted your weight.

“Excuse me for a moment,” you muttered and rushed after Sarah.

“Sarah!” you called out and she stopped in the hallway and looked over her shoulder.

“Hey,” she said. “Jesus, sorry again. I had no idea.”

“No no, it’s fine,” you said. “Really. Um—I was going to tell you but I was kind of waiting until…”

“Until I walked in on you?”

“Uh huh,” you said and let out a laugh. “No I was just trying to see whether it’s actually something, so to speak.”

Sarah smiled softly. “And is it?”

“Looks like it,” you said, unable to stop your smile and shook your head. “I don’t know. It’s extremely new, so.”

“And does Bucky…?”

“No,” you said and crossed your arms. “But we broke up so he doesn’t need to. I’d really like it if he didn’t know though, for the time being.”

“Oh he’s not gonna hear it from me, don’t worry.”

“Thank you.”

“For what it’s worth,” she said. “I’m glad you’re moving on.”

“Yeah,” you nodded, nibbling on your bottom lip. “I didn’t even realize I was doing that.”

She took a deep breath. “I’d better go though, there’s this PTA Board thing…”

“Sure!” you said. “Yeah I’ll see you later?”

“Yeah you will, I need details!” she called out and walked away. You pressed your lips together, biting down a smile and made your way back to Alex’s office.

[xhisokas-harleyx]

okay but imagine hisoka and fem!reader going for an undercover mission, in a ball (well this gives me an excuse for hisoka in a suit with his hair down looking kinda normal yk aaaaa) and he and reader are waltzing across the ballroom, with the mutual pining, the flirting back and forth, constantly one upping each other without making it too crudely sexual while maintaining eye contact no matter what (bonus points if reader doesnt get flustered outwardly) <333

I’m sorry this took so long! Vacation and a few other things happened. I took a little creative liberty with this one I think... Hope you enjoy! 😊

Part 2 is out, link at the bottom :)

I’m getting to the other requests soon!

Song Inspiration: Fire on Fire; Sam Smith

Word Count: 2700

Hisoka x Fem Reader: Fire x Fire

You sigh as you look up at the clock that acts as a guardian for the entry hall you are sitting in. As of now, you’ve been waiting for Hisoka to enter the room for about 45 minutes. You have finished your hair, your makeup, and dressed accordingly, which took a decent amount of time- however, your male counterpart for the evening is still not ready.

“Hisoka… how much longer?!” You call to the upstairs bathroom, and you sigh melodramatically. You’d have thought he was ditching you if it wasn’t in fact a mission that HE himself had invited you to. “We’re going to be late, and that will attract attention!” You groan.

“Speaking of attracting attention…” A smooth, low voice coos from behind you, and you jolt up from your seat on the bottom of the stairs and wheel around. “…You call that undercover?” He says, as his tongue flashes across his bottom lip, a sinful gaze in his golden irises.

~Because I, for one, can’t keep my eyes off of you.~ He refrains from saying that last part.

There Hisoka stands, with a raised eyebrow, admiring you with a smirk as he plays with one of his cufflinks. His pink hair is down, covering his eyes only slightly, but not enough that you can’t see the hungry look in his golden irises. He doesn’t have any makeup on, and he is wearing a clean white suit with a tie and napkin that matches the color of your dress.

Quickly, you close your mouth, fighting to regain your composure and not allow him to see your reaction to his appearance. This mission was going to be hard enough without him distracting you throughout…

Little do you know, Hisoka is currently appraising your appearance as he strolls slowly down the stairs. Your sleek (f/c) dress hugs your curves perfectly, covered in sequins that catch the light of the chandelier at random intervals. Both of your outfits are a bit flamboyant- but honestly, could you expect any less from this efficient duo?

“It’s all about catching them off guard, hiding in plain sight.” You say to him, tipping your chin upward and placing a hand confidently on your hip. “The more attention we attract, the better chance we have of fooling those around us and identifying our target early.” You smirk as you meet his witty remark with your own explanation.

Hisoka lets out a small chuckle before he opens the door for you. “You know as well as I that that logic makes no sense.” He points out with a coy smile.

“Sounds good though, doesn’t it?” You retort, walking past him without so much as a glance.

“As does everything that comes from your lips.” He says it in a deep and yearning tone that catches you by surprise, even for Hisoka.

You fight the urge to tense up- this party hasn’t even begun yet, and Hisoka is already trying to get under your skin as you’d suspected he might. Luckily, you know exactly how to bat him off.

“Hurry up.” You order, completely ignoring him; it was phase one of your plan. Much to your chagrin, this pursuit only excites Hisoka, his eyes twinkling as he watches you get into the limo that will take you to the party.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

On your way to the ball, Hisoka watches you silently as you look out the window, the stars flying by as you speed to the event. You don’t even notice, until you feel that familiar bloodlust rising from his direction.

“You’re going to have to control- that – if we are going to stay undercover. We don’t know how many Nen users are going to be here.” You say nonchalantly, looking to him.

In the low light, Hisoka doesn’t speak at first, almost as if you’ve caught him looking when you weren’t supposed to. He notices how well your makeup is done- and how much care you have taken in styling your hair tonight. He loves those golden earrings you are wearing and makes a note to steal them from you later.

You notice his silence. “Hey, Hisok-“

“We are almost there, madam.” The driver tells you, interrupting your snapping to bring the pink haired man’s attention back to you… even though it hasn’t left you he saw you sitting on those stairs.

You thank the man, and you take this opportunity to affix your knife under your dress, rolling the long fabric up to your thigh and strapping it around your leg. You know exactly what this will do to Hisoka; and yet, you do it anyway, deciding to fight fire with fire.

Hisoka’s eyes widen under his bangs, and he stifles a soft moan. He does his best to look away, knowing that, despite this game you two play… he must control himself around you. Because, somewhere deep inside, he is amazed that you even agreed to come with him tonight, and he doesn’t want to scare you off.

Luckily, you are very determined to stay unabashed.

Still, his bloodlust peaks at the sight, and you use this as an opportunity to order him again.

“Nen off. Now.” You demand, dropping your skirt back to its normal position and flashing him a side glance as the limo stops.

“Oh, is that an order?” He questions, kicking an eyebrow and biting the inside of his lip, fully expecting to trip you up. He just can’t help himself. He can’t resist the urge to play this game with you, and is so impressed with the fact that you willingly (and expertly) play it too.

“Absolutely.” You reply without missing a beat. His eyes focus on you, unsure how to take your hot and cold attitude, and your apparent disinterest in his flirtation. Still, he obeys, and clears his throat, exiting the limo and moving to your side to open the door for you.

You get out gracefully, refusing the hand he is holding out to you, which both infuriates and encourages him.

“The target is an older Nen user with blue hair. Rich guy. Tons of ladies. Right?” You whisper to Hisoka, trying to confirm the details so you can begin to scout for your victim. “Conjurer?”

Hisoka doesn’t answer you for a moment, and instead, seems distracted before coming back to his senses.

“Hm? Oh, yes. Conjurer. Those women he hangs with are replicas of the prostitutes he’s said to have murdered. Perhaps talking to them could be our key to finding him.” You weren’t questioning how he knew all of this, but glance at him.

“So you’re going to use this as a speed dating service.” You state, rolling your eyes, though your comment is meant to be more funny than mean. Hisoka, however, looks to you with a confused expression.

“You wound me!” He chuckles in response, dramatically clutching his chest, but taking great care not to reveal the actual hurt underneath. Is that what you saw him as?

There is an awkward silence between the two of you, but as you walk into the entryway of the mansion, you put on your acting expressions and begin to scout out the crowd. There are hundreds of people, live music, drinks, and conversations happening all over the large abode, and in an instant, you feel a bit overwhelmed.

“We should split up.” You suggest. Not that you wanted to leave his side, but wouldn’t it be easier to find the target this way?

Unbeknownst to you, your suggestion slightly upsets Hisoka. He had hoped you would stay together, but he doesn’t protest; he nods, and you two go your separate ways. However, you find yourself glancing in his direction as he slips through the crowd, a pang of guilt stabbing your heart.

~~~~~~~~~

An hour or so later, you have still had no luck locating this bastard, and have decided to stop at the bar for a drink. You know that you’re supposed to be working, but how can you relax at all without a break? You order a drink from the bartender, and promptly begin to down it, leaning on the bar and analyzing the crowd. You can’t help but think of Hisoka, and how handsome he looked in his proper outfit which was so different than what you normally saw him in.

Often, you wondered if his flirtation was just that and nothing else; or whether there could be a chance that he feels morefor you. There were times when he could be so caring toward you… but he did have the tendency to be fickle and dishonest with his emotions.

As much as you hated to admit it… you felt morefor him. He wasn’t everyone’s cup of tea, you liked that about him. You had the ability to see through his apathetic exterior to the human underneath. You didn’t know whether that made you a hopeless romantic, or just plain crazy.

Suddenly, you see a flash of pink hair in the far distance, breaking your fantasy. It is Hisoka, shining like a diamond just next to the dance floor. A wave of relief washes over you briefly, and you set down your drink to make your way toward him, quicker than you’d imagined.

However, the sight you see there before you made your stomach flip, and you question the flirtation you’d just fantasized about. Through the crowd of people, you can see Hisoka talking to a bunch of nicely dressed ladies, a drink perched in his hand like he was some aristocrat. They seem to be laughing at just about everything he said, and one of them has the audacity to playfully touch his lapel, which set you off.

Now you were disobeying your own advice as your bloodlust piqued. Your fists clench and you begin to trudge toward the large magician, who doesn’t seem to notice your presence. That could not be more false, however, and he smirks to himself as he feels your approach, parting the crowd and traversing the ballroom dance floor.

Your high heels, however, have another idea: to ruin your night.

Your heel twists, and you trip over your own feet, a few people gasping as your body flies toward the floor. However, your momentum is stopped by the stern body of your audacious savior.

Hisoka pulls your arm past his neck, his strong arm wrapping around your waist and holding you flush against his body. A few of the people clap at the display, the women especially noting how dashing this charismatic man is, and how lucky the woman in his arms must be.

Obviously, they didn’t know the real Hisoka…

“If you wanted to dance, you could have just asked.” Hisoka notes softly, with a hubristic undertone. The way he holds you, however, is soft and careful, his fingers spread along your waist as he pulls you to your feet. You scoff, and look away, but you can’t bring yourself to pull away from his pleasing embrace. Still, you’re mad at him, and you don’t show your flustered expression outwardly.

Without your permission, Hisoka begins to move your body in tandem with his, guiding your hips to the beat of the new song playing in the ballroom.

“You look angry, (Y/N).” He notices your expression and rigidity but doesn’t stop moving his feet. It’s a rather timid tune at first, however, at the bridge of the song the tempo began to pick up, and you easily accommodated. You two begin to tango across the floor, much to the delight of the people watching your display in awe.

“We’re supposed to be working, and you’re over there flirting.” You scold yourself inwardly as you realize he’s going to have a heyday roasting your obvious jealousy.

“Ah, and you were working at the bar when you were sipping your cocktail?” He retorts fluently, surprising you. He has been watching you this whole time and was perfectly willing to never let you know it!

Hisoka whips his hair out of his eyes, his bangs parting just long enough to reveal to you a flash of his enchanted yellow eyes. Somehow, that hungry, almost pleading look behind his irises melts away your fear that he doesn’t feel anything for you. And from that moment on, you can’t break eye contact with him, as if he’s holding you under some sort of spell.

~God, that was hot.~ You think, but you are determined to keep your cool and not show all your cards, so you shoot him an equally suggestive look that makes his blood boil. Your eyes make him go crazy. He can’t take that look in your eyes, the way you encapsulate your emotions within them makes Hisoka lose his breath and feel a little weak in the knees (not something he’s used to). Both of you are too caught up in each other to realize how much you are both leaking bloodlust.

“Jealousy looks good on you.” He smirks, twirling your body around him, and catching you in his arms.

“Hm.” You smile, beginning to have fun with this performance. “I look good on you, wouldn’t you say?” You retort boldly, not expecting Hisoka to take it quite so seriously. His smile fades, and as you twirl back to him, the song dies down, and Hisoka bends you over his knee, hanging your body in his balance.

His gilded eyes have never looked more intense and sincere. Your comment seems to have uprooted his act, and his forehead presses to yours as it seems he is devouring your soul with his eyes.

“I couldn’t agree more, y/n.” He breathes against your lips at the closing note of the ballad, hoping that you’ll confirm his hopes and take the leap of faith he needs you to in that moment.

Your heart begins to skip beats, and you can’t hold your act any longer. Your cheeks are painted with a deep red shade, and your neck begins to crane. Somehow, on the fly, you are unsure. What would all of this lead to?

Your thoughts of leaving Hisoka hanging are interrupted by the annoying screech of one of the women from before, spewing a slurred, “Way to go, Mr. Horatio!”

Horrible fake name aside, this makes your jealousy skyrocket as you realize she’s talking about your white knight.

You turn back to him with the fire of Hell in your eyes, and meld your lips with Hisoka’s with such ferocity that it takes him off guard, and for a moment he is completely star struck. The taste of your lips ignites such a passion within him that his hand moves to your hair, tilting your head back with a gentle tug to allow him better access to your sensitive parts. His obsession for you is on full display, and he doesn’t care who sees it.

As you break for air, his lips move excitably to your neck, the both of you completely forgetting that you are in the middle of a mission and a whole crowd of people. Neither of you seem to care, and if Hisoka has his way you’ll end this party with a bang.

The guards have a different plan.

“The Magician! I’d recognize that Bloodlust anywhere!” Someone shouts, sending a force of guards your way. Hisoka can’t help but smirk in that general direction, and without a thought, he unleashes the full weight of his bloodlust, and scoops you into his arms protectively. “I think we’ve overstayed our welcome, darling. Let’s head out.” He purrs. Somehow, even being chased by a force of guards, which he could easily annihilate, he is as enticing with his voice as ever. You have not the power nor will to disobey that honey-like, nuanced voice that turns your resolve to ash. Instead, you are content with the view of his hair flying in the wind as he gracefully bursts out of the mansion, running with you in his arms.

You’re completely enthralled with him, and he knows it; he feels the same about you. But as the house vanishes from your sight, your eyes widen as you remember one key detail.

“Hisoka… WE DIDN’T KILL THE TARGET!” You panic, as he slows; you’re far enough away to be safe now.

Hisoka chuckles warmly, which confuses you.

“Not to worry, y/n. I killed him days ago.” He says matter-of-factly, anticipating your reaction at hearing that the party was completely unnecessary. “My place?” He skips past it like it’s a minor detail.

Your body tenses.

“Hold on…YOU WHAT?!”

~FIN~

…I could see a very NSFW Part Two for this... -///-

Part two is here!!

https://xhisokas-harleyx.tumblr.com/post/660568203654774784/in-x-this-x-moment-hisoka-x-reader-pt2-to-fire

I loved this prompt. So cute. Hope you all liked it! <3

[azaleavi]

New tfatws ep is out so here are my thoughts as i’m watching

oh wow Wyatt is really amazing

my boys are heree

omg they are fighting for the shield

holy shit Bucky with the shield

John is a psychopath

Bucky gave the shield to Sam 😭

my baby boy Torres is heree

it’s so cool that Sam exchanged the wings for the shield

oh god i didn’t see that they broke his arm

Wyatt is still incredible

am i supposed to know who this woman is? lmao

ayy Zemo my man

why does Bucky have a gun?? oh this is where the trailer scene is from

he not gonna shoot him... and he didn’t thank fuck

uh what favor?

Sam going to Isaiah with the shield?

jesus christ Isaiah’s story…

my god Bucky strength is so hot

omg he got wings made for Sam??

you flirty motherfucker Bucky you

his smile is so beautiful tho

this whole sequence is so amazing, i love the both of them so much

OMG HIS DOG TAGS AAAAA

HIS SMILE???

excuse me while i’m losing my shit

poor baby he misses Steve so much

lmao Bucky is so whipped for Sarah

he apologized i’m crying

this whole conversation is just… so good and very much needed

i said it before and i’ll say it again I love these two with my whole heart

this ep is full o meaningful conversations

god Sam training… wow

god damn the flag smashers with this one world one people thing sound like hydra

we finally get to see what’s inside the suitcase… probably a suit and not wings as i thought

okay we don’t then lmao

I WAS ABOUT TO POST THIS BUT WE GET A POST CREDIT SCENE??

[pollonetr-igthe]

Get to know meme

I was tagged by @coffee-at-chanel thank you <3

What colour are your eyes? Dark brown, typical Asian eyes

What instantly tells you if a person is good? How they act around in their environment I guess (can you tell I don’t have much friend? Lol) seeing them with their friends and family.

Do you have a recurring dream? Not really, I rarely dream. If I do, it’s somehow always a horror show. I’m being chased by something/someone, or I have to get out from somewhere before anything bad happen.

What is the most interesting class you have taken? Music history. Back in university we have a kind of free choice of class to maximize our credit, so I chose the one I will enjoy the most.

How often do you find yourself daydreaming? Lol, when did I not?

Name/Nickname: Valerie, that’s a full first name. Parents and family calls me Vali.

Zodiac: Cancer

Height: 153 cm or 5 ft.

Nationality: Indonesia

Favourite colour: Blue, particularly Navy Blue

Favourite season: in Indonesia we only have two! But if I have to choose from the four seasons, I always love autumn or fall. Not too hot, not too cold, just cozy <3

Favourite animals: and now this I don’t know how to answer. Because I like animals, they somehow don’t like me back lol (maybe I am a bad person). If I have to choose (again), cats.

Favourite fictional characters: way too many. Tv shows, books, comic books, movies. Where to choose from? Aaaaa! Okay, from TV any iteration of Clark Kent (Smallville, Superman and Lois, Lois and Clark, Arrowverse). Books, I have to go for my first book, Harry Potter series and it’s the main trio, I really can’t choose between those three. Comic books, well not the western one, Mangas. My all time favorite (and very typical weaboo according to the internet) Naruto. Now into movies.. hmm maybe the one I watch over and over, Evolution. I love Professor Harry Block (played by Orlando Jones)

Tea, coffee or hot chocolate?: coffee all the way.

Average hours of sleep?: 4-5 hours, and it’s not straight up. I will fall asleep for 1 or 1,5 hours and the woke up about 10-15 minutes, then sleep again. My body is not very healthy right now lol.

Cat or dog person: cat

Number of blankets slept with: 1

Places ancestors are from: I’m a half, I have a Chinese ancestors from my grandpa’s side.

Dream trip: New York, London, Tokyo / Kyoto (I love big cities)

Blog established: I totally forgot, maybe when I was I university. First time I’m getting to know these fandom things. So, 2012?

Random fact about yourself: hmm, that I’m a cold person? My parents always scold me that I’m too cold to approach and responding to someone IRL. I’m not too good socializing. Am I too typical?

Three ships: only three? This is cruel! Lol. Okay, all time favourite Sam/Dean, sam and dean, the winchesters, the bibros, the wincest. Yes, yes, I can smell the judgement coming, they are fictional characters people, so yes I can ship brothers! The most recent one, if you can’t tell from all my reblogs and posts, Daniel/Max, Max/Daniel, Maxiel. And, Nace (Ace/Nancy Drew from the CW)

Last song: Backstreet Boys – Larger Than Life

Last movie: The Candyman (Yahya <3333)

Currently reading: None, I’m a very lazy reader, I have read list that I haven’t cross (do fanfics count? Because I read that a lot almost every night before sleep)

Currently watching: Police University (Korean dramedy), Titans (dctv, hbomax), Stargirl (the CW), Dan Brown’s The Lost Symbol (a new one!), Tensei shitara slime ni natta – tensura for short (anime) and Boku no Hero academia (anime). Will be much more when the fall season series starting to drop lol.

Currently craving: any type of noodles

I tag: @coconutshygame @neverpossess 

[supernatural-reacts]

Season 14 episode 12

- is Dean in the box already or is he dreaming?

- dreaming

- “you wanna talk about it?” Sam have you met him

- what is going on here it does not look good

- I am once again asking why so much torture

- WHYYY IS THE NICK PLOT NOT OVER YET

- Dean didn’t tell Cas or Jack about the ma’lak box plan I’m gonna cry

- SAM TOLD CAS??

- why the human sacrifices

- “I mean you practically raised me” YEAH HE DID

- “dad would... would send me away. When I really pissed him off” FUCK JOHN WINCHESTER AND ALSO I CANT BELIEVE THIS EPISODE IS FOLLOWED BY LEBANON

- stop subjecting me to Nick omg

- “one last case for the Winchester boys” thanks I hate it

- wow they’re interviewing a guy who lost his brother this is sad

- “it is so good to hear from you” IM GONNA CRY

- “it’s good to hear your voice” AAAAA THEM

- psycho prophet?

- ah triggering content

- “and went all Hannibal?” Things I did not expect to hear today

- is Nick being haunted

- HE CALLED THE GHOST OF HIS WIFE LUCIFER LMAO

- I hate the Nick plot. I really hate it.

- DOCTOR NOVAK AHSJAKKAKS HI CAS

- “oh, no. No please don’t compare this with your suicidal plan just stop.” “Okay why don’t we talk about that later?” “Because according to your plan there won’t be a later.” IM LITERALLY GONNA CRY

- “so this is goodbye?” HELPPP

- “Dean, if there’s... a spark. A hope. Then I have to try. You taught me that.” AAAAAAAA

- “no rest for the self destructive” LMAO SAM

- THIS IS REALLY SAD

- POOR SAM OH MY GOD

- HE PUNCHED DEAN I-

- “I believe in us!” THEY DESERVE THE WORLD IM CRYING