#TEAM CHAOTIX BITCH

[montydrawsstuff]

finally a good idea of his actual idol fit

extraness was incidental

[themetalvirus]

all of team chaotix think of each other as family AND as "those weird little bitches i work with". and the family isnt specific roles its just guys being dudes but with a family style (said like. chilling with a sloppy style)

[randomthefox]

Just remembered that issue od IDW where Cream prepares dinner for the Chaotix and Rough and Tumble just fuck shit up and she doesn't even fight back while Gemerl gets his ass kicked. Then they ruin her food and she cries like a little bitch and all these idiots get is a threat from her mom. They "promise" not to be bad anymore and are invited to the dinner????

Ok.

WHY IS HER MOTHER ALLOWING TWO IDIOTS TO STAY OVER FOR DINNER AFTER ATTACKING HER CHILD?

I would go BALISTIC if anyone tried to attack my child in my OWN HOUSE.

Great fucking lesson to teach the kids, IDW. Absolutaly wonderfull.

That story is so fucking infuriating. Not the least of which because the fandumb fucking latched onto it and now they act like Vanilla is some kind of secret terrifying badass mama bear.

Memes like this would ABSOLUTELY NOT FUCKING EXIST if it wasn't for this piece of shit god awful mother fucking son of a bitching stupid fucking comic page.

This is Silver The Hedgehog levels of RUINATION. And it's actually even worse because Vanilla barely even fucking HAS a character to ruin, so the fact they get her so ridiculously wrong and the fandumb proceeds to parade it around as if it's official is even more offensive.

And of course the argument in its defense is "oh but Vanilla doesn't have a character in the games so they're allowed to turn her into this/it's better than the games so it's fine because it's an improvement" because these fucking people hate fucking Sonic and don't even bother to try and pretend otherwise at this point -_- The fact that Vanilla barely fucking exists in the games makes this absolute BUTCHERING of her character even MORE inexcusable.

And of course, to say nothing of the UNRESTRAINED CHARACTER ASSASSINATION that is being inflicted on Cream.

FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT GOD AWFUL MOTHER FUCKING COMIC BOOK I FUCKING HATE YOU

this is NOT cream the rabbit.

Fuckboy Flynn and Shithead Stanley just watched episode 7 of Sonic X or some shit and now that's what they're writing into the comic. And it fucKING PISSES ME OFF THIS IS NOT CREAM THE RABBIT

If this comic were to be ACTUALLY ACCURATE to the VIDEO GAME VERSION of these characters, then Vanilla would have realized "oh I forgot an ingredient" and SENT CREAM OUT TO GO GET IT while she stayed behind to finish making up the dinner.

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LEAVING YOUR CHILD ALONE IN THE HOUSE TO CHAPERONE AN OPEN GAS STOVE AND OVEN THAT IS SO IRRESPONSIBLE

She should be sending Cream out to get the fucking butter, she's fucking CREAM THE RABBIT that's what she does all day anyway go running around on adventures with Sonic and Amy and meeting Blaze the cat and shit like that, she can't go pick up a stick of fucking butter?

Vanilla should have sent Cream out to get the butter while she stayed behind alone. (And she would have been alone, because why the fuck does Gmerl fucking live with these fucking rabbits and not seem to have any life at all outside of being their battle butler? Why can't Gmerl go work out with his mother Amy or play fight with Sonic and Knuckles YOU KNOW LIKE HE DID WHEN HE WAS EMERL fuck this comic I fucking hate it so much). And then Rough and Tumble could have come in and started harassing her while she tries to no-sell their vulgar bullying attempts to steal her food by being like "now dears why don't you just take a seat and I'll bring you some tea and cakes while I'm finishing up the cooking alright?" Because THAT'S WHAT VANILLA'S CHARACTER IS ACTUALLY LIKE she's fucking Bulma's mom.

She's not a secret fucking mama bear badass, Cream did not "get" her competency and capable spirit FROM her, Vanilla is more of a salt of the earth type and a bit of a ditz. Look at her scenes in Sonic Rush.

Anyway then Cream could have returned with the butter and found Vanilla all flustered and troubled because Rough and Tumble ruined the food, and Cream could have been all like

and sent Rough and Tumble flying out the window blasting off again like Team Rocket. Because THAT is what Cream does. She drops a fucking Cheese nuke on bitches to protect her god damn mother.

BUT NO, INSTEAD WE GOT

THIS SHIT

AND IT INFURIATES ME TO THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, I FUCKING HATE THIS AND IF YOU GET ANY AMOUNT OF ENJOYMENT FROM THIS WHATSOEVER THEN I FUCKING HATE YOU TOO

[nonbinary-sticks-the-badger]

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my beautiful boyfriend keeps singing in the night core and it is aamazi

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bitch i was cranking 90s on console long before the sensitivity update youre all just week

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I was fucking joking.

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You still haven't paid us, Knuckles.

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Honestly at this rate considering opening an OnlyFans. Maybe I'd actually make us some money.

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[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

Sonic Prime Extended Universe HCs - New Yoke

so we know that the Shatterverses aren’t “real,” full universes, just distorted reflections of the Prime that aren’t fully-formed, hence why there’s only like 6 people and two locations. However fucking around is fun fun fun so I’m just gonna do a post for each universe dissecting where the other Sonic Universe characters would be and what they’d be up to. Please for the love of GOD add your own ideas/hcs in the comments I want us all to melt into creativity mush.

NEW YOKE

Team Chaotix are lowkey rebels. They pretend to be model citizens while aiding Rebel and Renegade’s forces from the sidelines. Well, when I say “they,” I mean all of them but Charmy. He is noooot the subtle type so they just hide him inside. This keeps him alive but his zoomies are insane. House has been on fire at least twice.

You guys know Fiona’s backstory in Archie where she was besties with Mighty and Ray and they tried to revolt and it didn’t end well? Yeah I feel like that literally happens 1-1 here; Mighty and Ray think Fiona is dead, she’s digging her way out of isolation. The boys are on the run and NOT having a good time.

The other 1-1 is Whisper’s backstory. oops

Tangle and Jewel are in the Resistance; Tangle’s a fighter obvsly, Jewel works espionage/organization/keeping Tangle from dying.

SatAM Freedom Fighters are literally just doing the same shit. However without Sonic they’re missing their most crucial team member (the Distraction™) so they have to be way more sneaky and careful. then again if there IS a New Yoke!Sonic he could very well be here so maybe they’re all just vibin

StC Freedom Fighters are here too; their resistance is way smaller and they can’t do a lot but they are doing their BEST okay?? Porker and Tekno are making some kickass robots and Shortfuse is a huge win for them. Johnny was their main fighter and uh. well. right before the Sonic Incident™ he kinda got blasted just like in canon. Sorry buddy

Vanilla and Cream are hiding the chao in their basement. Literally, they dug out a basement to function as a makeshift chao garden so that the little guys wouldn’t get killed by the mass roboticization. It’s not going too well because chao need clean water to survive and there’s only so much they can get. They’re not involved with the rebellion though; they’re doing all they can to keep themselves and their chao alive, and without meeting Amy or Sonic they’ve never made contact with the main cast. Perhaps, similar to Advance 2, they make contact when Vanilla gets captured for roboticization and Cream teams up with the rebels to rescue her?

Tikal peekin out of the ME cause she hasn’t seen Knuckles in a while: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

If we assume Robotnik has control of the Continents too, I like to think the Sonic X humans are running the rebellions over there. Chris has built Helen a rocket-powered wheelchair with guns on it and she is a little bit too happy about it

Elise is under a ton of pressure to keep her kingdom alive with the new dictatorship; they’re constantly checking in on her and roboticizing “criminals” in her kingdom and she hates it but if she objects they all die. Not having a good time!!

If Blaze is in this dimension she’s got a bit more freedom than Elise what with her superpowers; I feel like she probably has isolated her kingdom from the rest of the world while desperately trying to defeat oncoming invaders all by herself with her fire powers (+ with Silver maybe?). One day she goes too far and passes out, only to be saved by little Marine who encourages her to keep fighting.

Zeti peekin down at the planet below cause they’ve been seeing a lot of explosions lately: lol nice

actually Zeti would be a HUGe threat if they decided to invade. these bitches control electronics and you know what 90% of the planet is now

Sticks is THRIVING. Girl expected a robo-pocalypse for years and it finally came and now she’s rescued a few stragglers and they have a mini-civilization in her bunker in the woods. She often leads attacks on the robots just to fuck with the Council and also cause she thinks it’s fun.

Babylon Rogues aren’t on the Council’s side but they’re also not really helping the rebellion. They just run around stealing shit like they normally do

Surge and Kit happen after the Sonic Incident™; Starline tries to recreate Sonic’s power and it goes. about as well as you’d expect.

and finally, OUR BOTS:

the Edgy�� Scratch and Grounder concepts from Underground production are Real™

the reason we don’t see Orbot and Cubot here imo is that they’re running factories in farther areas. Not well but they’re doing an adequate enough job they haven’t been scrapped yet

Snively is also running a factory somewhere, but his obsequious nature might get him roboticized just out of annoyance one day.

Breezie is considered their most dangerous robot. She’s a shapeshifter and can disguise herself as a normal mobian in order to get information on the Resistance; they’re constantly terrified that anybody could be Her.

Robotnik JR is here too, also a shifter; he’s made to be a robotic duplicate of the Chaos Council for certain public appearances in case of assassination attempts.

Decoe and Bocoe I don’t see as being here, but I dO see Bokkun as being WAY scarier than funny here. He is a detonation-bot and he’s damn good at his job and he’s a scary lil gremlin guy

Hope lost most of her family and is living under the Chaos Council’s ““care””. She absolutely hates them and is trying to aid the Resistance, but she’s under constant observation and thus can make no actual contact with them. Every now and again she’s been able to delete a file or turn off a camera. There’s no telling how many of them she’s saved with these small acts. They don’t know she exists.

Belle and Sage are not here... yet.

[lunastars21]

Team Chaotix and Team Hooligan face off in the finale of a battle of the bands competition... only to find out the Shoplifters stole the prize money while nobody was looking.

"THIS BITCH"

And so a wacky scooby-doo chase scene begins

[nepja]

yessssss they finally got it in.

"That was all the guys." hee~

did he mention before that he has two brothers? I feel like that's new info to me.

IS THAT GOLDFINGER

the wet fur looks good!

HE SAID THE LIIIIIIINE well slightly modified BUT HE SAID IT

"Actually, I would like to fight." his grunt as Sonic shoves him away is so cute omg

I was 100% expecting a reference to SA2's opening where they fly past each other. sad.

CHAO CHAO CHAO CHAO CHAO HCAO CHAOC HCAOCHASODSJKHAS CHAO

his babies!

who tf

who??

NO. IT'S GOTTA BE HIM. BUT WHY

dude why are you trusting Sonic with the nukes

biTCH THEY DIDN'T DO SHIT TO THE GUY actually that's kinda why he's like that now wait

lol chao masks

GIANT ENEMY(?) CRAB

telenovelas? fun choice.

WHY don't throw it away it's so much food wasted ):

Stone was 100000000% made for shipping with him

Friendship montage has me smiling the whole time :) :) :)

annnnd the mood whiplash. I shed a tear as he touches the glass.

poor Stone ):

Shadow being a horror movie villain here is actually pretty damn funny ngl

Green screening them together is... not too bad, actually. noticeable if you're looking for it.

ECLIPSE CANNON LET'S GOOOOO

that's not how teeth work babygirl

I feel bad for his little gay assistant

AJSKFLSDHA SANTA WASN'T JUST FOR A PROMO

STONE ):

piano version of the music ahhhhh

THE DONUT SWEATER

nono, I agree with Maddie's plan.

revenge might make it taste better, tbh.

aaayyyyyy, his in-laws!

nonononono, there'd be cameras everywhere!

ooh, that's cute! i kinda want one.

"She is not a prize to be won." THAT'S MY BOY.

would not be surprised if he's contractually required to do one per movie.

WHY DID YOU REMOVE IT

oh. no, actually that kind of attitude makes sense for him. it was a different time and whatnot.

inchworm eggboi

how did that work on her.

uh oh TOM NO

YOU DID NOT

yeah you better feel bad. jerkhog.

love the suit!

CANNON CANNON CANNON

okay well he's gonna be fine

he's right, sweetie.

(maybe we'll see Perfect Chaos someday?)

Why him.

time to piss on the moon?

ah. ok. they don't directly do it here.

thermonuclear gerbil.

not the favorite grandchild.

huh. he can use it to see how close and whether or not he's dyed his hair? neat.

BEATDOWN TIME.

can I get one of those jetpacks? asking for my mom.

that could apply to you too, edgehog.

I. well. I mean they are aliens so like. it's still kinda silly.

sappy moment.

FUCK YES

spankies!

WHO WROTE THIS SCENE

is it just me or do those kinda look like Omega...

THE POSE!!!

"k. bye." lmao

giant bug zapper.

CHAOS SPEARRRR

PISSING ON THE MOOOOON

gay gay gay they are so gay

that's... a lot of debris.

aahhhhh i know how that feels. ouchies.

SONIC. HEROOESSS.

I LOVE THESE CREDITS.

THE POOOOOSE!!!!!

post-credits scene hell yeah.

HIM.

IT HIM.

I WAS JOKING ABOUT THE HEROES BIT.

her?!

HER!!!!!!

HAVE NO FEAR—

oh lawd she adorable.

IF THE NEXT MOVIE ENDS WITH FIGHTING METAL MADNESS AND/OR OVERLORD I'M GONNA SCREAM

and i know that would hurt a lot whether i've had surgery by then or not.

I'll probably be making happy sounds anyway because these have all been such fun movies so far!

i kinda wanna see a short Team Chaotix series, similar to Knuckles, but y'know. actually focusing on the funny aliens.

Iiiii really hope Amy is more chill on the romance thing.

[goron-king-darunia]

Annon-Guy: What do you think of the four Team Theme songs from Sonic Heroes?

They're all really stellar for their teams! "We Can" focuses in on a lot of the stylings of Sonic's usual themes, especially with the guitar riffs, and the lyrics focus on teamwork sells the major gimmick of the Sonic Heroes game while emphasizing the synergy that Team Heroes can manage when they all have the same goals in mind. "This Machine" has the most interesting vocal arrangement, in my opinion, but coming off the tail of Sonic Adventure 2 and being the bridge between SA 2 and Battle, right before Shadow the Hedgehog, it falls just a little short of really driving home the core of what Team Dark is up to. Considering the absolute bop that Waking Up from Shadow the Hedgehog is, it's a shame. But the vagueness of the lyrics seems intentional since Waking Up also isn't necessarily about diegetic or literal lyrics. It does get pretty stuck in with the individual team members motivations, though, and in a way, I do think that's pretty directly what Team Dark is about. They all have different goals and are working together for convenience and because they've all worked with each other in a way. I will say that the chorus goes so extra hard with "we all danced in fire/ trapped in this machine" Makes the little emo/scene kid in me so fucking happy. Metal as fuck.

My personal pick was the Team Rose theme. While Amy's previous theme slapped and Big's original theme was a guilty pleasure of mine growing up, I think leaning big on Amy here serves the whole team. The lyrics are most heavily from her perspective, but Team Rose at its heart is a bunch of characters working together because they care about each other and, more importantly, they all have others that they want to protect. They have a vested interest in keeping each other safe because they're friends, yes, but they also have a shared belief that their care toward others is what makes them strong. And they're absolutely correct. Like, for the context of gameplay, they are very much the cute soft team directed toward the little sisters of the main audience. They are the team "for girls." But in spite of being a pretty open stereotype of "this is the cute and girly stuff team for when your baby sister wants to play" the same way Tails in orignal appearances was very much a "hand your baby brother the player 2 controller and he'll stop pestering you to play" deal, I am still very much that bitch that thinks love as a driving force and love as strength is super underrated, even with how very many games and movies and books, especially for kids, are very patently about it. "Follow Me" Expertly serves as a natural improvement on Amy's theme, but also includes Cream, Cheese, and Big as well, as they're all characters whose main arcs center around how their devotion to their friends gives them the strength and courage to keep moving forward. I'm never not going to be soft for that sort of thing.

Team Chaotics has technically been around since the Knuckes Spinoffs, but Heroes has been their big debut as far as I'm concerned. They really started being fully incoorporated into games starting with their spotlight here. Their eponymous themesong does very literally tell you it's their theme song, which is an interesting choice, if a little goofy. But the Synth and the chorus of cheers does definitely set them up with the very literal lyrics. They're detectives. They're here to find out what the hell is going on in this massively mysterious and disjointed series of events in this wacky game. It's a far cry from the more lore-heavy entry of SA2, but there's still stuff to piece together to at least give you a reason the characters are back at it again on top of just the vague paint by numbers standard of "Eggman is up to stuff again." Because, like, yes he is. But the Chaotix being involved at all already sets this up as something that, like, characters outside Sonic and Friends care about. There are other Freedom Fighters besides Sonic and friends that care that Eggman is running amok. Sonic Heroes is very much a gameplay-forward game, but the fact that there's any lore in it at all is mostly due to Team Dark and Team Chaotix. A very efficient themesong. While it does lack the core synergy of "We Can" or "Follow Me" it balances out because it follows the same pattern of telling you what the individual team members are about as the theme of Team Dark did. Which I think works well since it's been a while since the Chaotix have been involved, so it introduces them to a bunch of players that might just now be meeting them for the first time. And I just think they're neat.

[kinopioa]

Sonic OVA thoughts (Part 1)

OVA is generally beloved by the fandom as a cool piece of Sonic media in the mid 90s. What gets me is how different it was compared to typical none canon Japan Sonic media at the time

For the follow up we have; -The 1992-94 Shogakukan Nicky manga of a timid kid

-The 1992 Sonic 2 promo manga, done by some of the artists in the previous Shogakukan Manga

-199?-1995 Harmony magazine exclusive art

-The 1994 TMS animated short featuring Eggman impersonating as Sonic out of jealousy

All of these typically depict Sonic (unless drawn by Oshima) as kiddier or cutesy, typically missing his attitude, or in the case of Nicky, is completely off base. This was even noted by Naka in development of Sonic Adventure, hence the need for the 1997 Project Sonic competition to reinvigorate edge and attitude

So OVA NOT being cutsey weirdly stands out for the period*

*While Junio/Toei's work for CD also isn't cutesy, that's core from games, not alt media, despite design difference

How does OVA stand out? Well...the prior context might've been why it didn't get to accomplish its goals

The OVA was initially rental tape only available between Jan 1996-March 1996, not getting a formal home release until May 1996. This is already odd, given rumors of it being intended to be a TV series but scrapped. The OVA was split into 2 parts originally, the first half focusing on going to the Land of the Darkness and fighting Mecha Robotnik, the latter focusing on Metal Sonic and the polar ice caps. The base story is concieved by Mayori Sekijima then scripted by Masashi Kubota, both having done full series by that point. Given 1997 Naka admitted that people in Japan didn't really know Sonic by that point (which was why Jam was made alongside lack of Sonic Saturn rep)...I have a feeling this wasn't that popular, despite ads

Anyway, the movie itself

We start with a dark room with monitors and a motionless floating mech of Metal Sonic. Eggman proclaims that he needs Sonic's DNA (more loosely called lifeforce essence here) to complete Hyper Metal Sonic. Note: Hyper Metal Sonic references the new mold he had for Chaotix in games!

We then cut to aesthetic landscape expanses of the Land of the Sky. It helps give us a picture of their world. Refreshingly, not just checker spam that 2nd game devs randomly did a lot despite Sonic Team doing other types of locales. We also see the Old Man Owl flying a spluttering ship, more on that later...

We end up at Sonic's island, composing of wrecked airplanes, buses-i-is that a Star Wars ship!? Pretty interesting, I wonder if they'll tell us where it came from-

But we get interrupted with Tails showing Sonic his newest invention to try out. Sonic isn't interested, so Tails goes out to try it for himself, splashing Sonic accidentally

Note: Tails does note Sonic can't swim here

We hear Tails calling for help soon after, which Sonic coldly ignores. This is something that gets me for this feature, Sonic has attitude, but is weirdly also dismissive of his friends that already run contradictory to games at the time. Even Tails screaming bloody murder doesn't do much as Sonic loudly tells him to shut up (Eng memes aside), only changing his mind when he see the old Owl Man crash through where Sonic was

Tails checks on the blue blur to see if he's ok, which Sonic is. He notes that they should help the Old Man, but Sonic again tells him he's not interested, flat out out saying "hey, you can fly bitch, you do it!", to which Tails calls him out, then takes it upon himself to save the old man. While at first it goes well thanks to surfing, both soon realize they'll crash into the cliffside, to which he screams. At that point Sonic realizes "oh, they might die", then saves them

Speaking of, they seemingly know of this guy before this event. Who is he? How'd they meet? We'll never know!

Afterwards, Owl Man is in shock, which Sonic gets a Crabmeat (wouldn't that still have a Flicky given this period?) to pinch him, bringing him back to his senses, then rambling about how he was an expert racer in his day that got chicks. Tails reminds him that he had something important to say, and we learn that the President wants Sonic due to an emergency. Sonic and Tails then have the aesthetic plane sequence and head out, leaving the old man to watch over Sonic's...well, wreckage is more apt

We have more aesthetic shots showing the capital city of the Land of the Sky, though there's a weird lack of people here... Inside it's revealed Eggman has taken over, shooting Sonic/Tails, and having the President and his daughter held as hostage. We-

Wait, this landmass is South Island!? What's with none canon Sonic media spamming South Island, when mainline games went to different areas

Seriously, most of the STI and Aspect Ltd 8 bit games do this unlike Sonic Team. Even Fighters by Sega AM2 did. Why? Sonic is noted to exploring other locales, likewise Eggman isn't too stationary if a plan fails one spot. It's just...why?

Also epic sub typo

Anyway, Eggman explains the history of the Land of the Sky and Darkness, and how they are 2 split halves. This bores everyone, so he demands Sonic to help him stop a generator in Eggmanland that's out of control, thanks to an upsurper called Mecha Robotnik (Black Robotnik in Japan). If it isn't stopped, the generator would destroy the Land of the Darkness, which would in turn destroy the Land of the Sky. Everyone again is bored, flat out sleeping, so he stresses that someone needs to bypass his taken traps and stop the generator. Sonic dismisses it, despite Sarah and the President begging, as he believes Eggman to be lying, which takes Tails to convince him to just do it. Sonic overall is pretty unhelpful here honestly. Eggman gives Tails a navigator (which Sonic questions way too late if it's rigged AFTER they fly out), and the plot's moving...

Oh nah, we just have Eggman and Sarah playing fighting games

Contrary to popular belief, this is not a Sonic the Fighters ref. This OVA came out well before that arcade game was out

Ignoring filler, everyone's pretty lax about the kidnapping here. Sarah even threatens to stop being hostage, which...doesn't make sense. She's surrounded by a bunch of robots. We then have a mecha crash in and open its hatch, so we now know Eggman's up to something (which was obvious)

Back to Sonic/Tails

Come to think of it, this all implies Sonic never fought Eggman there before. Which gives interesting implications of Eggman only causing trouble in the Land of the Sky, then retreating after failure to Sonic

Anyway, they crash land due to turbulence, and set out on a path straight to Eggmanland

We have a montage of Sonic going through the various landscapes, with him noting how many robots (no Flickies, huh) and traps there are. Tails assures that it is the quickest path, leading directly to a warp zone (?), and the two wound up in E 44th St. in an ancient city

We don't have much explanation for this area, and Tails confirms this isn't Eggmanland yet. Sonic scours the skyscraper to get a better view on their location, and the two head towards Eggmanland, only to be stopped by...

Mecha Robotnik, who attacks and gives chase

Note, Sonic's unable to hurt him

The two dodge its attacks, hiding behind a bus to figure what to do. Sonic notes that they can't waste time fighting it, and Tails notes the direction they should go....

Only for Sonic to moronically alert Mecha where they are by taunting it. Side note: contrary to rumors, this was never censored in English

This Sonic is stupid, I'm sorry. He lacks tact Game Sonic would have

So anyway, the two are chased through the highway, reaching by a broken edge near the water. Mecha shoots by their feet, causing them to fall, and the two take advantage of the obscurity to try to trick Mecha Robotnik him into thinking they fell fully and drowned. But Mecha isn't stupid, so they get further chased. Mecha Robotnik soon shifts to shooting glue from its ass

Due to a lightning shock, Tails gets scared and freezes, which gets him trapped. Before Sonic can save him, Mecha Robotnik shoots several missiles that home in on the hedgehog, with several causing explosions throughout the city as Sonic runs away. This alerts...

Knuckles? So Angel Island doesn't exist? Just unexplained like Triple Trouble I guess...

I swear these noncanon devs never legit played Sonic outside Sonic 1-

Rant aside

While it seems hopeless for Tails, it turns out that Sonic hitched a ride on one of the missiles, redirecting it to hit Mecha Robotnik

It's a clean shot, but the blast weakens the structural integrity of the area. Worse, Sonic lands on the sticky glue from earlier, and the collapsing ground floods from the lake nearby. Mecha Robotnik wobbles back, about to shoot him, but right at the last second, Knuckles flies in to stop it, then frees Tails

Tails unfortunately can't fly to Sonic as his tails are stuck and unable to spin for approximately 10 seconds before it becomes a literal none issue

While Tails reaches the drowning hedgehog and tries to pull him out, Knux is distracting Mecha Eggman. Unfortunately he gets stuck in glue as well

Mecha, running out of bullets, decides to crush the echidna. Tails finally manages to free Sonic

Who then-

Hey, his right arm wasn't hit hit by the missile! Don't bullshit suddenly being able to cut through it

Now fully disarmed (kicks self), Mecha makes a retreat. Thanks to somehow being able to fly, Knux gets Sonic close enough to hurl him at the flying mech, leading to Mecha getting skewered and split

Sonic and co leave, revealing Eggman and Sarah in the wreckage. The doctor fumes about how Eggmanland hosts something far worse than Mecha, which Sarah calls BS

Cutting to another scene, Sonic thanks Knux, with Tails mentioning this

Yeah you guys really need a TV series to flesh this out, there are too many unexplained points for char introductions given how different this is to games, yet casually act like this is status quo. Also why is Sonic the only one shaded there?

Sonic and co realize the sun is setting, meaning that time is almost up before the generator explodes. So they head out, leaving Knux to do his own thing...for about 5 seconds

Knux joins the two, defying gravity while Sonic constantly has to deal with awkward terrain. Given he's a dick, eh

This isn't even an animation error, even bios for this OVA says he flies and not glides for some dumb reason. He's incorrectly referred directly as a mole in dub bios as well (like cuz Harimogura out of context is directly translated as "spiky mole")

But fans like his hat, so Knux is apparently excused for unexplained adaptation changes

That wraps up part 1 cuz of image limit, my thoughts

-Sonic is too douchey and dumb personality wise. His feats mask that for a lot of fans, but I don't buy it. Tails and Knux are alright though, especially with Tails copying Sonic's poses at bits, astraphobia, and his tech prowess, but Knux is just there. Eggman's good though

-The plot is messy. They needed to flesh out char origins for some, and the city

-This won't be fixed, but despite the expanse landscape, there's no fauna or other people shown. Feels weirdly empty

-I'm watching the Bandai Sub version. Eng dub there aren't major changes to plot though, and the translation error is strictly for DVD bios

-Not a fan of South Island being focus for Capital. It weirdly shrinks the world. Insert rant of how everyone is ignoring Sonic Team themselves changing locales

It's aesthetic and fun, but broken and poorly paced when looking past that. I can't fault the Eng dub

@randomthefox @darklightheart @beevean

[beevean]

Oh god, Casino park's pinball is horrid

actually i hate a lot of heroes's lvels lol. Looing at you rail levels and the vine swinging. (skill isuse? Maybe. but still)

Casino Park and Bingo Highway are the bane of my existence 😭 horrible horrible physics, it's as if they deliberately pull you away from where you need to go. And I'm supposed to get an A-rank in Team Sonic's extra missions? Where I have a time limit????

Ask me how many lives I flushed down the drain in the last Bingo Highway pinball table with all those bottomless pits 😭

Oh, right, also I will never even attempt the Team Chaotix extra mission of that stage, let alone A-rank. you go and collect 20 chips, Eggman, fuck you.

(I don't know if they're any better in the Gamecube version, I only played Heroes on PC and PS2. rip me)

No joke, Mystic Mansion with Team Chaotix is much more bearable - yes both missions last around 10 minutes, but I don't have to struggle with the ground itself! (the spider web is a bit of a bitch, but eh, just use Charmy and get good reflexes. unless you're doing the extra mission, in which case, good luck)

The rails... when I was little I was so terrified that I got the habit of switching to the flying character just in case, but nowadays I got a better feel of how to switch without flinging myself into the abyss, I can finally feel the intended adrenaline during Final Fortress and its "BLUE/YELLOW/RED LASER FIRE!" sections (shout out to ShTH which perfected rail switching lol). The vines are not too bad though, I died enough times in the alligation section in Lost Jungle to get the... eh, hang of the rhythm :P

[bitter-sweet-coffee]

also @ prev post not to be a bitch about it but i’m honestly TERRIFIED of what the fandom is going to do

let it be known if a bunch of people start going “wow, team chaotix and the babylon rogues have such a cool foil, they should interact more! this was really fun and the characters mesh so well” as if i haven’t been desperately screaming this at the fandom for roughly 2 decades i’m going to actually dissolve into goo and fucking die mad

[mixithon]

i’m bored so uhh heres my insight on shit cause i like talking, as well as some opinions on your opinions because i’m EVIL

- I feel like theres not really a great understanding on “Sonic character design,” even from Sonic Team themselves. Sonic character design isn’t just using Sonic’s body as a template- we wouldnt have Big or Vector if that were the case- instead they’re built very differently with a unifying style that ties them together. What SEGA is doing now is like if Goofy had the same body type as Mickey. Sure, it’ll be designed around it, but you use a lot of visual clarity as well as recognizability.

- True and Real

-I don’t know much about Sally, but i defo feel like Amy’s hate was unjustified. She’s so damn boring now let a girl be exaggerated and silly :(

Lanolin, though? I feel like she fell victim to IDW’s fuck-ass awful pacing. With her commanding and overwriting Silver’s words and beliefs, we end up on Silver’s side because we barely KNOW Lanolin, AND Mimic’s.. mimicking got revealed early. So not only do we know Silver is RIGHT, but we are placed RIGHT AGAINST Lanolin (who, again, got introduced as an actual character like, what, 6 issues ago?) who is doing what she thinks is right. (I used to hate Lanolin so uh.. yea)

- True and real, same people who don’t like when Tails falters in confidence i feel (pointing to Forces, where i feel like Tails just sitting there like a bitch while Sonic “dies” right in front of him mighta made him lose confidence- but this goes unexplored so Thats Just Headcanon! as well as the IDW scene, where he was powerless and it was all up to Sonic.)

-Don’t know enough about Fang to say shit

-dont care much for Shard but isn’t Eggman using Metal Sonic Kai, the model seen in Chaotix- that was using the main and sub CPUs from the CD Metal? Can’t like a Shard-like Metal Sonic rise up from CD Metal or is the contradictory Sonic 4 still canon

-Why can’t Classic Sonic just be like a skin for Sonic, again? I don’t like the weird “This is younger Sonic” and “This is older Sonic” stuff let me just play as Classic

-I think a low-stakes comedic Sonic story is a refresher i just wish it wasn’t done with Roger and weird Sonic writing. That combo personally just doesn’t work.

- I don’t care much for Sonadow being canon or noncanon i just like Sonic and Shadows dynamic in general

-I think they should, because honestly its an artstyle difference for characters like Sonic, Tails and Knuckles. It would be fun!! Let there be some fun, yknow?

-TRUE but its also funny seeing them scramble for reasons why these classic characters are gone like bro you’re telling me that “always on the move for thrills” Sonic the Hedgehog hasn’t run into Mighty and Ray again or is the explanation that they’re dead in a cave somewhere

-I don’t care for the Babylon Rogues being integrated into the Battle Kukku Empire, i just wish that it wasn’t the Battle Kukku Empire being integrated into the Babylon Rogues, if you get what i mean. Cocoa Island is already pretty tied to South Island, with how Battle Lord Kukku and Eggman’s search for the Chaos Emeralds on the respective islands leads to destruction, and with how both games share the exact same Chaos Emerald colors from what i can recall- not to mention if you consider South Island’s floating shenanigans canon, then Tails ressurected South Island from out of the sea- paralleling how the Master Emerald on Angel island created Newtrogic Island!!! I personally would prefer if they tied the Battle Kukku Empire to South Island, yknow?

-I haven’t played much but i got a dancing chao and i can’t get rid of it HOW DO I GET RID OF IT ITS EVIL

-True but SATAM gets soloed by AOSTH (/hj, i prefer AOSTH but don’t have much against SATAM’s cast. I just wish it was more in line with the games)

-I think Sonic is SOMEWHAT exempt from this but hear me out hear me out- considering his dynamic with Eggman, he is the maturity to Eggman’s immaturity. Eggman is this rotten, spoiled-brat like villain who is book smart and Sonic is this kind, selfless character who is street smart. But with Eggman sometimes having his mature moments, Sonic can have some immature ones as a treat. Oftentimes with character analysis they skim out on character dynamics and what you can learn about the characters from them and that STINKS

-Haven’t spent much time with Silver to really get into it, but i think he can cool it a bit with the pep in exchange for some seriousness. I thhhiink i like him when he has this curious wonder about the past that leaves him speechless at times, but again, not much time with Silver.

-I think in general i don’t care about ships being canon except for the straight Sonic ships for some reason??? Like i am against those hard either Sonic’s hard aroace or he’s a twinge gay

-TRUE

-barely spent time with shuffle so i can’t say shit

-TRUE!! CHARACTER VARIATION IS AWESOME!!

-Okay but what if they provided the wackiest explanations to explain why Tails Doll is gone like “Oh, Tails Doll! i tried to use him for parts but he started floating toward the clouds, and then YOU hit him with the Tornado!”

-I don’t care that much, i just need to know if the caterkiller line prefers soup or bread

-I feel like Hyper Sonic being Super Sonic 3 is kinda weird if it JUST functions as a stronger Super Sonic. also power creep i GUUUESSS but who tf gives a damn Sonic can win against a wrecking ball and then die to a sandwich for all i care

-I’m in the process of reading STC but i haven’t seen enough of Amy yet- I’ve just gotten past Knuckles throwing out the Marxio Brothers off Angel Island, so no comment. I’m really enjoying it, though!! Love how Sonic’s absolutely a bitch here

-TRUE and also the South / Cocoa Island stuff i mentioned before.. + “but tails got bullied on Westside Island why is he on Cocoa Island” HOME AWAY FROM HOME BITCH!! would also make sense on why he doesn’t have his TA stuff and had to build a new Sea Tail model (seen in Triple Trouble, a detail that TT 16 Bit lost) - Cocoa Island is canonically small as shit and isn’t on any map so he probably deadass lost it

-yeah okay but how else will annoying person make the same joke about TA?? Tails is a MURDERER, amirite?? LAUGH!! + i feel like aspects they can go into (the lack of wings on a certain bird..) they wont because it’ll take too much- like implying Jet has wings under those gloves and having to design wings for him or whatever, or the Battle Kukku Empire being a seperate entity from Eggman- or the EMPIRE PART of the NAME!!

-can’t i see both :(

-“Metal Knuckles, oh, he went and flew into the ocean! Haven’t seen him since!”

-Preboot Archie designs is i think a large example of misunderstanding Sonic character design. also yeah Antoine’s palette stinks very bad

Sonic opinions that may or may not be controversial

Sonic character design is at its worst when they try to make it as "Sonic-like" as possible, and at its best when it's at its most unconventional (i.e. Fang the Sniper, the Witchcarters, the Kukku Empire, the humans in Sonic Unleashed and Chronicles, SatAM and AOSTH characters, etc)

Infinite's maskless design is lame

Sally Acorn, Amy Rose, Princess Elise and Lanolin aren't the worst characters, you just want to hate female characters. There are way worse written characters and you choose those three to bash on

That said, Chris Thorndyke and Charmy Bee aren't annoying, you just hate children. Chris' unwilling to let Sonic go in the finale of Sonic X's season two wasn't a dick move, that's his character arc. And of course Charmy being loud, annoying and basically dooming the resistance by turning himself into a zombot to try and save someone makes sense. He's a god damn six year old

Ian Flynn trying to "simplify" Fang the Sniper takes away all that made him interesting, his weirdness and confusing design (he literally took away Fang's hybrid side and him being originated from the Special Zone. Blaze exists, why can't Fang be from another dimension too?)

Gemerl not having Emerl's personality isn't neither a betrayal nor a bad take on his character. In fact, it makes his contrast with Emerl and comparison to Omega and Metal Sonic better. Shard is not coming back guys. Cope

Sonic Forces should've been less focused on Classic Sonic and more on the Rookie. In fact, Shadow should've replaced Classic Sonic in the storyline

Sonic Colors is worse than Sonic 06 in terms of storyline and the DS version should've been the real deal

As fun and awesome and amazing as Sonadow is (totally not speaking from bias), making it non-canon is the best for everyone

Characters like Shadow and Omega shouldn't have a classic form, but it would be interesting to see other modern characters in classic form

Classic characters shouldn't be confined to the "classic universe". Archie's best parts were when classic and modern characters interacted (Mighty and the Werehog, Shadow and the Hooligans, Jet and Speedy)

The idea of the Babylon Rogues being associated to the Kukku Empire in the past IS an interesting concept. What isn't is the Kukku Empire being associated with the Babylon Garden. They should be their own villains

As goofy as Sonic Chronicles was, it wasn't a bad game at all

Western and eastern Sonic media should be treated with the same respect

Sonic characters acting immature shouldn't be a big deal. They are kids, no matter how many times you point out how they removed the ages at the Sonic Channel site. Amy Rose herself was at her best when she was an immature hotheaded girl

As much as I wish Silver was more serious at IDW, him acting excited and happy isn't bad either. He's healing from multiple broken futures

Silver and Blaze are better staying out as platonic. If Sonic and Shadow's tanabata references can be seen as platonic, then those two can two. That said, their relationship should still be seen as meaningful to both of them (perhaps more to Silver than to Blaze). Male and female friendships exist without it being instantly romantic

MORE. UNSEEN. CHARACTER. INTERACTIONS. PLEASE

Sonic Shuffle shouldn't be shafted just because of the weird gameplay and human-like characters. The Maginaryworld characters should make a comeback (ESPECIALLY with to the implications of the angel statue in Sonic CD's Wacky Workbench)

We need more truly irredeemable female villains (Surge doesn't count, I'm talking about characters like Witchcart, Lien-Da, Thunderbolt)

For the love of God, Sega. Bring Classic characters back

If you can give personality to Metal Sonic and Mecha Sonic II, you can give to the other robots (and no, making Tails Doll an eldritch horror doesn't count)

Hyper Sonic should come back. Maybe even make it the "third stage" to the Super Sonic and Super Sonic 2 duo

As good and amazing as Amy's everything was in Sonic the Comic, that shouldn't be the blueprint of her canon character. At max bring back her crossbow (and her girlfriend)

Tails Adventure is better taking place before Sonic and Tails meeting. If he was confident enough to follow Sonic and help him defeat Eggman's ass he should be confident enough to abolish the monarchy (last part is /hj lmao)

Tails Adventure mentioned, the Kukku Empire should make a comeback too. If Shadow can come back the Kukkus can. They weren't cntrl+alt+del from existence like Mephiles was y'know

We don't want to see the classic universe. We want to see classic CHARACTERS

Sega. Hey Sega. Sega. Are you hearing me. Sega. Bring classic characters back Sega. Sega-

Post-genesis wave Archie character designs sucks ass. The color palettes make it worst (Antoine I'm looking directly at you)

[nonbinary-sticks-the-badger]

seeing as my team chaotix sim went well:

team chaotix dash tumblr blog sim part 2: not actually the chaotix but rather sonic's blog

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🖤 ult1m4t3 ran out of cat food

🦔 not-actually-sonic hey baby

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🖤 ult1m4t3 i just wanted to ask for a blunt who tf is this

🦔 not-actually-sonic your the only ten i see ❤️

🖤 ult1m4t3 *you're

🦔 not-actually-sonic you're the only ten i see ❤️

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🖤 ult1m4t3 some bitch ran into my bike while it was parked theyre gonna fucking pay

🦔 not-actually-sonic love u babe ❤️

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Anonymous asked:

wait so do you rlly like shadow? cause i could make it happen ;)

in all honesty i do it to annoy him

#he knows its me anyway #at least i think he does

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penis

#deep thoughts

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look at this weird bird i found

🥚 scrambled Follow lol freaky guy

🦔 not-actually-sonic What the fuck did you just fucking say about him? I'll fucking kill you, you airheaded windbag, and I'm not even kidding. Thursday, 5pm, Emerald Coast. I'll be waiting for you. Can't make it? Well, I've got all the time in the world. Give me a time and place and I'll show up. And if your cowardly ass doesn't reply within 2 weeks, I'll get this so-called "freaky guy" to fucking dox you.

I swear, on that day, one of us is leaving with blood on their hands and the other is leaving for the afterlife. If I'm not the one with blood on my hands, I'll fucking come back just to haunt you, personally and make your life living hell. You'll also have to deal with being the asshole who not only killed Sonic the Hedgehog but also insulted the world's most perfect little guy in the process.

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[galaxy-shapeshifter]

Here take him!

The design didn't go as well as I would've hoped but I'm done trying to fit clothes into this neckless croc man

And I know there's differences between the full body ref and the waist one, but I'm too worn out to fix it

So to that's him, anti-vector.

Just like his good counterpart he's the leader of the chaotix, unlike him though he is way more calm and reserved, his stoic demeanour paired with his built he can be pretty intimidating, even to his teammates. Which is a blessing when you have someone like anti-espio on your side.

He isn't really the talkative type, often preferring to stay quiet unless he really had to, either when talking to a client or when giving out commands to his team

Speaking of his team, despite anti-espio's insistent on living by his own rules, he and anti-charmy know better then to oppose vector when he's not in a good mood, ESPECIALLY charmy.

And despite how small their group is, business for the team of assassins is actually pretty good. Espio usually takes most of the dirty work so vector doesn't really end up having to go kill people himself that often anymore. That doesn't mean he's not good at it though..

People don't know much about him and what he likes, not even his own team. Though the one consistent thing about him seems to be showing off his riches with all the accessories he wears.

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

ok but seriously, what we learned from the comic:

agent stone fuckin cracked and we love him for it

knuckles is still the last of the echidnas

the echidnas used to track in packs, but apparently knuckles has only heard of this, so he’s still very distant from his culture

he sees sonic as his “one chance to restore what was lost” what does THAT mean

team chaotix real

knuckles found robotnik by tracking tails, who was tracking sonic

LONGCLAW IS APPARENTLY A VERY IMPORTANT BITCH

Sonic’s old home is a memorial now????? oh my god

Tails already hero-worships Sonic so it seems that he is also a VIB (very important bitch)

Tails goes to a place with “leftover chaos energy from when these places were turned into ruins.” I’m sure someone who knows the classic zones better than me can tell me what they are but I am just really hoping it’s echidna-related

Robotnik absolutely got high on the mushroom planet

[thechillhillzone]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE A MOVIE ABOUT MAH BOIS???????

Chaotix: Following Leads by JoeAdok 

Wonder what’s in the locker… Now hear me out you guys, and I realize that I’ve said this before, but, Live action/CG hybrid Detective Team Choatix movie… Crime happens, and Vector, Espio and Charmy do what they do best. With Brenda the Journo from Sonic Unleashed as the obligatory human companion that a movie like this apparently needs. eh? EH?