#TAME THIS ANIMAL😏

[gayleafpool]

you what

you heard me

[astronomodome]

CAFFEINATED ☕️😵 ANIMATED 😼 REDSTONE INNOVATOR ⚙️✨ MY BEHAVIOR’S CRAZY 😜 🧍‍♂️ CAN’T FAZE ME ❌🤷‍♂️ IMPULSE IS NEVER LAZY 💤 TANGO WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME 😢🥺 NOW MY SCOPE 🔫 IS AIMING 💥 YOU BETTER RUN 🏃‍♂️ FOR COVER FROM ALL THE GHAST 👻 BALLS ⚽️ 🏈🏀 THAT I BE TAMING 😉😏 WITHOUT A SOUND 🔕🤫 WITHOUT NO HESITATION ❌ MY CREATIONS 🤖 ARE AMAZING 🤩 BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP 🪜 OR THE G-TEAM 🦜WILL WIND UP BLAZING 🥵 🔥🔥 WHO’S THE BETTER TEAM ⁉️🤨 THERE IS NO CONTROVERSY 🕴️BUT BEFORE ALL’S SAID AND DONE ✅ Y’ALL’LL BE BEGGING US FOR MERCY 😈😈😈

[i-smoke-chapstick]

Hi! Plz may I request smth super smutty and likely weird with the Valeska twins and a dom reader? (Hell, make it poly if you want!😏😉 if not, separate is also fine🥰 ) I just love the thought of those two getting fucked senseless, they'd be so pretty 😘 maybe including but by no means limited to: pegging, slight mommy kink, edging, over stim, bondage... etc... and followed up by some really fluffy aftercare 🥰

As for a song, my brain keeps going back to Mz. Hyde by Halestorm. So that, I guess!

‘MZ. HYDE,

-GOTHAM!VALESKA TWINS X READER-

⋆ 𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒 ; The Valeska twins meet their match ;)

⋆ tags/warnings. GOTHAM!valeska twins x female reader. SMUT!!! wrote hcs ahh!! FemDom!reader, readers a brat tamer. THREESOME!! Bondage, pegging, overstimulation, mommy kink, and more!!! some incestous undertones on jerome’s part but not really. I love dom!reader sm <3 ty for this request gave me a random burst of motivation. Fluffy aftercare ofc <3 our boys need love !!! after getting their brains fucked out

♫ “I will gently violate your mind, before I tuck you in / my poison is your remedy.” Mz. Hyde by Halestorm

⋆ Taming these boys is hard, but boy is it worth it.

⋆ First and foremost, how you ever managed to get them to share you is a miracle. But, reader, you have the both of them wrapped around your finger.

⋆ They are both completely two different types of subs, but both brats in different ways. Jerome especially.

⋆ Starting off with Jerome, he practically feeds off everything you say. He vies for your attention so desperately, and your degradtion; for both him and his brother alike. Every word you say, he’s hanging off of. He’s so desperate to be punished, it’s hard to resist.

⋆ Jerome is definitely a lot more teasing. He’ll stretch out on the kingsized mattress in all his glory, preening like a cat, ready to be taken. His eyes light up in a crazed expectation, excitement filling him. His cock is throbbing at your words. Every single “You’re a sick fucking animal.” You utter to him while he writhes below you, he loves. He gets drunk on being degraded.

⋆ Speaking of which, he wants to be fucked like an animal in heat. If you two are fucking, he’ll want to grab your hips, whining loudly, trying to control your movements. You’ll have to slap his hands away, and he’ll pout and growl. If you’re pegging him, he’s grinning and giggling like a maniac, trying to spew out vague jokes and insults, only for you to shut him up with each thrust. When you hit that sweet spot inside of him, his eyes are rolling back, and he’s pausing in his speech- faltering under your touch.

⋆ He also loves watching you peg his brother; it’s thrilling for him to see his typically always-in-control brother who typically ruins his fun be shut up for once and just take it. He’ll laugh and point as he watches, 100% getting off on the degradation of his brother.

⋆ “How’s it feel, brother?” Jerome is taunting, palming his cock in his hand, making fun of Jeremiah. Jeremiah isn’t pleased in the slightest, but it’s hard to snarl something back when he’s getting his hole fucked deep and senseless.

⋆ I’ve mentioned before, Jerome never shuts up. So you’ll have to make him. Make that ginger CHOKE on your strap-on, shoving it down his throat. Watch him wildly gag and look up at you with big almost innocent eyes. His spit will dribble down onto the make-shift cock, making a sloppy mess of his mouth.

⋆ Jeremiah is much more composed, but also gets a kick out of finally seeing his brother shut the fuck up for once in his life.

⋆ Unlike Jerome, Jeremiah is much more hesitant to be dominated, pegged, or tied up. He’s a bit of a narcotic control freak- he’s spent his whole life trying to be in control, so it’s harder to get him to cave.

⋆ You’ll have to be more methodical in your approach. It will take awhile for him to to want to be pegged, so you start small- with slow and sopping blowjobs, feeling him trying to thread his hands through your hair. Everytime he reaches out for you, you’ll remove your lips from his cock, and his lip will curl with annoyance. At first he’ll be angry, constantly trying to give you commands, but it’s useless unless he wants to cum. By the end of it, you’ll have the man begging for your mouth back on his member, through raw tears from being edged hours on end.

⋆ Jeremiah will beg, and that level of submission will break him. From then on, he’ll trust you more, and realize his brother might be right- it is fun to let go. From then on, the two of them will practically worship you.

⋆ They are both big fans of being overstimulated. Jerome will be whining, rolling his head and eyes back, tongue out his mouth. You’ll watch his chest heave with each stroke, sticky cum staining your hand and sheets. Restraints holding him firmly in place. Jeremiah will be murmuring senseless pleads for you to stop, but when he cums over and over, he can hardly complain. He will thrust up into your hand, trying desperately to pull against the ropes around his wrists and legs.

⋆ Jerome has more of a mommy kink then Jeremiah does; and it’s a sore subject for him. It slips out randomly during one of your sexcapades, and Jeremiah will look at him incredulously before laughing. It’s his turn to taunt Jerome now. THIS will get under Jerome’s skin, and he’ll go red in the face, lip trembling while he struggles not to cum right then and there from the sheer humilation.

⋆ In terms of aftercare, PLEASE take care of these boys. Jerome will be overtly clingy, and Jeremiah overtly embarrassed. Jeremiah will insist he takes a shower first, and Jerome will be glad to have your sole attention in the mean time.

⋆ Both of them aren’t used to being taken care of. And both of them feel infinitely grateful. When I say they would do anything for you, I mean anything. Que Jeremiah watching you clean him up, looking at you like your the only pure thing in the world from lidded eyes. Jerome is equally as intrigued, never being treated with a soft touch before you.

⋆ Expect playful banter by the time you clean them up, mostly from Jerome. You’ll be cuddled up together in the sheets, Jerome’s head laying on your thighs, and Jeremiah’s head laid between your breasts.

⋆ “So…Y/N, which one of us has the bigger dick?”

⋆ “You two are literally identical, Jerome.”

⋆ “She just doesn’t want to hurt your feelings. It’s obviously me.” Jeremiah will snidely chime, small smirk on his face.

⋆ The sibling rivalry continues to persist, Jerome sticking his tongue out at him and blowing a raspberry on your thighs, which tickles.

⋆ Like I said, you have these two boys wrapped around your finger.

[frankly-art]

A strange anomaly is spreading across the World of Pokémon that is inexplicably merging tamed Pokémon with their trainers! Here, we see the Humilau City Gym Leader Marlon merging with his newly caught Lapras, becoming one of the first-ever Pokétaurs on record (I guess this really puts the “man” in “Pokémans”, huh? 🤓)

Good luck keeping all of that contained in a dinky little Pokéball! 💪🌊

✨💖 BUY ME A COFFEE! 💖✨ Check me out on: Instagram | Twitter | deivantArt | ArtStation | Bluesky SFW/NSFW

(Just something fun I whipped up to get over a little writer’s block as I continue to work on my comic script 📝 I have never played a Pokémon game 😳 and haven’t watched the anime since the Indigo League 😅 but… well… I have always thought that Marlon looks very nice 😌👀 and so I thought to myself… what if Marlon… but a taur…? 😏)

[amournoir]

𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 — 𝐞.𝐦

warning: these will be my personal thoughts, some are tame whereas others are sinful to say the least. read at your own peril.

1. let’s start off simple, he’s an absolute gentleman, it goes without saying so he’ll always treat you like the queen you are.

2. hugs and cuddles? cugs or huddles, whichever name you prefer– he loves them both but only from you.

3. forehead kisses, wrist kisses, hand kisses…ugh just all kisses he’ll give you.

4. you will always have his undivided attention, i swear!

5. you’re a shit dancer but he doesn’t mind, he still loves your slow dancing until you decide to throw it back then the mood shifts 😏

6. he’s actually not a PDA type of guy but he’s willing to hold your hand or wrap his arms around you

7. remember how i said he’s a gentleman? yeah, the man buys you flowers for every single holiday even the non-romantic ones like donut day or some shit

8. you don’t play about your skin & ever since he saw your routine, he’s intrigued so now you do it together!! how cute

9. running your fingers through his hair is his absolute favorite thing

10. just as him braiding your hair is a guilty pleasure of yours 

11. you can cook but your man throws down in kitchen and you’re here for it

12. he makes you whatever meal you ask and if he doesn’t know it, he’ll learn it while you sit there & watch him

13. you’re not a big drinker but you like wine so he drinks wine with you, especially when doing face masks

14. breakfast in bed, lunch in bed, dinner in bed…dessert in bed 😏

15. you simply adore the notes he leaves you whenever he’s not there

16. good morning and good night texts when he’s further away, even facetime calls just to see you

17. remember how he can dance and you can’t? well you can sing while he plays piano for you so it balances itself

18. you write him poetry but it ends up being a bit silly though he loves it, he’d never say it was bad even if it lowkey is

19. he puts all men to shame, he’s simply ruined you for others but you love it because he’s your man & you gon’ stick beside him

20. before we get to the dirty, i need you to know that this man has a big ass ‘sir’ kink

anything below is purely filthy. this is your last warning.

21. yes sir, no sir, please sir, fuck me sir…all the sirs, he loves it

22. your first time together was unforgettable but you forgot except for how he raw dogged you until you saw stars

23. you might not have thought of this but the man’s favorite position is doggy

24. he only does missionary if he’s in the mood to be kind otherwise, he likes to see your eyes roll back & your mouth open wide to pant like the sex animal you are

25. suck him. that’s it.

26. suck his neck, behind his ear (add teeth for spice), his finger. be a good girl and look up at him as you suck his dick clean

27. he knows all your kinks, some of them actually surprised him

28. you have a submissive kink, degradation kink, choking kink, overstimulation kink, praise kink, voyeurism, & exhibitionism

29. oh & you thoroughly enjoy his breeding kink

30. let’s get into short descriptions, why not?

31. orgasm denial and overstimulation are his favorite ways to punish you, he’ll physically hold you down until you pass out from the pleasure or he gets tired. honey you’re better off passing out

32. you undress him slowly a) to tease him, b) to stare at him (girl same), and c) to prolong your sexcapade

33. this man lives and breathes your cunt. he refuses to come for air, he’ll willingly suffocate himself between your thighs

34. but you wanna know his favorite thing? you riding his face, no explanation needed

35. scratch that, i’ll describe it. imagine sitting on his face and rocking back and forth, he grips your thighs so that you’re putting all your weight on his face. as you get closer and closer to your orgasm, he sticks a finger in your ass because he knows you love it. you shake and squirm but he’s not letting go, if anything, he slurps loudly and sucks until you’re bruised. eventually you cum all over his face, he drinks every last drop. once you slide off of him, he immediately kisses you so you can taste yourself

36. he wants to hear you. your moans and groans are what keep him going & let him know he’s hitting all the right places, not that he wouldn’t

37. there are moments when he’s not up to fuck but he’ll still have fun with you. he’ll make you ride or hump his thigh until it’s soaked, only then will he fuck you

38. you weren’t aware of this before but you’re sinfully obsessed with his hands, i mean girl aren’t we all??

39. but no you’re obsessed. you want him to finger fuck you especially in public, there’s something about his thick fingers filling you that excite you or maybe it’s the thought of being caught with his fingers up your cunt

40. “what a good pretty girl you are, princess clean up the cum off my dick. i want it to be slippery with your saliva before i fuck that ass.”

41. “is this what you want darling? my gorgeous slutty whore. bounce faster baby, i’m enjoying the applause your tits are giving me.”

42. honestly there’s no in between, you’re either 40 or 41.

43. he’d buy you pretty expensive lingerie just so he can rip it off of you or fuck you in it, depending on his mood

44. speaking of mood, believe it or not, he gets turned on a lot after a fight. this might explain why you often find yourself face down, ass up with your mouth gagged by his tie as he buries himself in you

45. cockwarming. you both love it equally, you more though. sometimes you can’t even sleep unless he’s there

46. you were almost caught once, this is when you discovered you’re an exhibitionist

47. also during cockwarming, it didn’t escape you how you can visibly see his imprint in you (girllllll, let’s share? 🥹)

48. just the thought of it turns you on and he senses it so whaddya know, here we go round 274927162948

49. you’ve done blood sharing before, it’s not your favorite but you notice that his eyes turn black and he straight up raw dogs you so you’ve grown to like it

50. i don’t know how i managed to forget mentioning this but he loves when you’re dominant. tie him, spank him, gag him, choke him– he’s yours

51. you might not know but he’s a boobs guy, yeah he loves your ass and he’ll eat it, beg for it even but he loves your big ol’ titties

52. i guess this goes hand in hand with his breeding kink, he’s mentioned to you more than a dozen times that he can’t wait until you have children just so he can suck on your boobs. thirsty much?

53. you get jealous when any woman tries to get his attention. you’ll literally interrupt their conversation, stand in between them and drag your manicured nail down his chest. you look at the woman directly in her eyes as you loosen his tie, smiling sweetly but also marking your territory by kissing him right there and then. once the woman leaves, you whisper in his ear “find me in 5 minutes” & you’re gone. oh you’ll be punished or praised but either way, you love it!

54. eli is a biter in case you didn’t know. the number of times you’ve turned down swimming with rebekah or your friends is too much. his favorite biting place are your nipples and he loves nibbling on the spot that’s right above your cunt

55. i said that overstimulation and orgasm denial are his punishments but also spanking. you don’t enjoy this as much so he doesn’t do it often but when he does, he’ll be completely gentle afterwards. he’ll shower you with kisses but still no sex, remember it’s a punishment. if you beg, he might finger fuck you though

56. you’ve been caught more than once masturbating, this only happens when he’s away or he won’t fuck you because he’s busy. each time, he’s fucked you with that same toy and had you thinking you’ve died. he’d first tie you so you can’t move then plug both holes with your toys and put them on the highest setting, no warning. lastly he doesn’t want to hear any noise so now choke on his dick. whenever he feels satisfied, he’ll pull out and fuck your cunt but you’re not allowed to cum. what a babbling wet mess you end up being

57. you weren’t planning on him finding this out but you’ve always wanted a dp (if you know, you know). he only found out when you were taking a nap in the bedroom, he was reading next to you and you moaned in your sleep. at first he didn’t mind but then you did it again. he tried waking you but instead he was pulled into your dreams and saw everything, you loved the thought of being shared by him and someone else. “what a good whore, taking both dicks. let’s fill her to the brim, i want to see our cum dripping out”. you moaned and said “yes sir, please fill my cunt. take turns and use all my holes sirs!” elijah couldn’t believe it. he was so turned on, let’s just say that nap was the last sleep you got in days.

58. despite the sex freak that he is behind closed doors, he fully appreciates it being something that is kept secret. he enjoys keeping his sex life private and so do you

59. now there’s a specific thing he truly enjoys and that’s when he’s railing you, no not pounding or fucking, railing, and he can feel your orgasm. he sees how your body shakes uncontrollably, how you try so hard to breathe, your chest literally rises from the bed or whatever you’re on, you fist the sheets or his hair, and those soft labored gasps that leave your mouth. you’d think he’d slow down a bit but hell no, he puts his all into that railing until the bed is shaking and you’re being lifted off the mattress. he loves this, it’s a drug to him because you don’t cum– no, you squirt all over which makes his squirt inside you. feeling his hot cum inside you turns you on even more and now he knows your sex fiend is ready to play

60. whewww lord! i can go on and on about this man. elijah mikaelson will forever have my heart and cunt too if he wishes. that’s all though, bye!

a/n: how was this? i loved writing it but i needed to take a break during certain parts, got myself all bothered. hope you enjoyed! 

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[waynes-multiverse]

Plastic Hearts – Part 12

Pairing: Director!Dean Winchester x Actress!Reader

Series Summary: Los Angeles, 1985. Y/N’s a young actress without any success, hopping from one failed audition to the next until one desperate mistake brings her to her breaking point. Dean Winchester, on the other hand, is a grade A asshole and washed-up director at the end of his career, known for his godawful slasher movies in the 70s and his love for blow, booze, and women. Lost in the toxic Hollywood life, their paths cross when one hopeless little wrestling show changes their trajectory.

Chapter Warnings: +18, coarse language and a lot of very dark jokes (😂), abortion & unwanted pregnancy, smoking & mentions of drugs, heart to heart, flangst, pining, comfort

Word Count: 3.5k

A/N: Say what you will, but this chapter made me fall hard for our train wreck with a heart. Don’t tame my animal style, babes 😏🖤 (ALSO MAKE SURE TO READ PART 11 FIRST! It posted Friday & Tumblr has been messing up tags like crazy lately 🙄)

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12. The Warrior

Dean’s fingers nervously drum against the steering wheel, Led Zeppelin flowing out the stereo at the lowest volume as he smacks his lips in boredom. The motel parking lot is tranquil, palm trees softly swaying in the breeze. All the women left for the gym two hours ago, while the California morning sun warms the golden freckles on his skin as it beams through the windshield.

It’s punctually nine o’clock when he spots Y/N exit her motel room and jog up to the Impala before sliding into the passenger’s seat. He’s been in the car since 8am, though – just in case she needed him sooner. Of course, she didn’t because she’s a true fighter, but he wanted to be there for her, nevertheless. He even forwent the booze and coke last night and this morning, wanting to be as clean and sober for her as possible. He swears he hasn’t been this clear in his goddamn head in months.

It’s fucking weird.

As soon as the young actress sits comfortably, Dean hands her a cup of the blackest coffee and swiftly offers her a smoke. “I also have vodka here if you want. I even rolled you a joint if that’s more your style. And, uh, we can stop by for breakfast sushi on our way there, huh?”

As stupid as it sounds, Dean’s trying to make this a fun experience for her. Feeling quite helpless, there isn’t much he can do to make this situation any better for her, but he can always make her smile, right? So, that’s his goal today. He doesn’t want her to feel sad, guilty, or ashamed, even if his methods are a little wonky and admittedly could use some fine-tuning. Still, they seem to do the trick as his strategy casts an appreciative smile on her lips.

“Thanks, Dean.” Chuckling, she accepts the coffee and lights her cigarette, taking one drag before handing it back to him.

“Atta girl,” he smirks and starts the car.

“I think the coffee and the smoke will suffice, though,” Y/N ponders playfully, “Don’t wanna overdo it, you know?”

Dean chuckles lightly and jokes, “So, I should cancel our trip to Magic Mountain?”

“Definitely,” she laughs, the melody causing his heart to swell twice its size. “You know, I wasn’t sure you were the right person to bring to something like this, but now I’m convinced I made a wise choice.”

“Well, I’m full of surprises, sweetheart,” Dean says with a wiggle of his eyebrows, his cheeks blushing furiously as his heart hammers outside his chest like a cartoon character. Was there ever an episode where Squirrel fell for Natasha?

As Dean steals glimpses at Y/N from his periphery, he can’t help but think she’s stunning, even on rainy days like these. Sometimes, it’s even hard to grasp that he could end up this lucky at all. “So, uhm, I broke up with Bela yesterday,” he shares, swallowing. Would it be weird if he asked Y/N out on a date immediately after an abortion? Probably, right? Is there a protocol here? “I-, I tried to be nice, but, uhm, she got a little emotional… I think I broke her heart, you know?”

Good plan. He’s making himself more desirable, you know? Besides, who wouldn’t wanna be with him, right? He’s a total catch. Cas tells him so all the time. Perhaps, someone should’ve told his ex-wife that, too.

Okay, alright, stop laughing. He doesn’t need to explain himself to you…

Y/N’s head bobs musingly, pursing her lips. She then gives him a casual shrug of her shoulders, “She seemed fine when I saw her this morning.”

“Oh, good,” Dean clears his throat with a lack of subtlety and ignores his dented ego. “I didn’t want to hurt her feelings, make it awkward…”

“Hmm, yeah, I’m sure…,” Y/N hums. Does it feel a little like she’s mocking him? Dean swears there’s a trace of a smirk on her lips. “She also wished me good luck,” she adds, frowning, and suspiciously cocks an eyebrow at him. “Did you tell her about–?”

“No, I promised you I wouldn’t, so I didn’t, okay? I would never do that to you,” Dean assures her, the panic rising in his ribcage because, unlike Y/N, he knows precisely what the British blabbermouth meant by that careless comment. “It’s, you know, just Bela. She’s nuts. Don’t pay attention to her, alright?”

“Uhm, sure.”

Dean’s not so sure, however, if she bought his poor excuse of a deflection. But whatever Bela thinks she knows, she’s wrong about it. He’s not in fucking love with Y/N.

Arriving at the clinic in Inglewood, Dean accompanies the young actress to the receptionist, stubbornly never leaving her side, even when Y/N protests and tells him his efforts aren’t necessary – as if he would ever wait in the fucking car.

“Y/N Y/L/N, 10am?” the nurse at the reception counter checks, barely gracing them with a glance. Y/N nods softly, and the older nurse shoves a clipboard with a form at her, looking rather grimly, causing Dean to wonder who spit in that woman’s coffee this sunny morning. “Fill this out for me, okay? The doctor will answer any questions you or your boyfriend might have.”

“Oh, we’re not–”

“I’m not her boyfriend,” Dean cuts in and then corrects the nurse with a smile, “I’m her husband. Common mistake, you know? Kinda like having sex without a condom.”

The nurse seems a little taken aback by his prickly commentary but stays polite, muttering, “Well, it’s good that you’re here.”

“Yeah, just wasn’t the right time for us. I could’ve pulled out but… got too lazy,” Dean feigns a sigh and wraps his arm around Y/N’s waist, pulling her close to him. Surprisingly, she leans into his shtick and nuzzles into his embrace. So naturally, he places a loving kiss on her crown for the best possible show. “Sorry, honey.”

“It’s okay, baby,” she pats his chest in gentle comfort. “It happens. We’ll go anal next time.”

Strindberg never fails to impress him with her acting skills.

“Yeah, lucky for us, we hate children,” Dean grins broadly at the nurse, who looks unamused at best and absolutely fed up at worst.

“Please take a seat,” Nurse Ratched tells the pair dryly, the two of them giggling under their palms like stupid teenagers as they settle down in the dreary waiting area.

“You know, I’m glad you came with me today,” Y/N says, smiling gratefully, and starts filling out her form, her fingers white-knuckling the pen. “I mean, if I had asked one of the girls, well, it wouldn’t have been like… this. It probably would’ve been more…”

“Depressing?” Dean offers knowingly, nodding. “Yeah, you’re welcome, sweetheart. I mean, this place isn’t helping,” he remarks as his green eyes disdainfully scan the sad interior, walls painted in a suicidal gray. “Jesus fuck… Would it hurt them to hang up some nice pictures or, you know, some motivational posters or some shit? Even the fucking fern is plastic… You know, they could offer women tequila shots when coming in or something like that. Who gives a shit, right? Maybe make a little cozy bong area over there for ultimate relaxation, have a buffet with raw meat and fish over here, offer shuttle rides to Disneyland after, so women can truly appreciate what horror they’ve escaped from…”

Y/N loudly snorts next to him and hides half her face in her gray hoodie. Her cheeks are burning red, her eyes are full of unstoppable tears, and her laugh strangles her windpipe. “God, Dean, stop,” she begs him through her giggles, clutching her stomach, and wipes the wetness from her glowing dimples. “The nurse is already looking at you,” she whispers warningly and yet still can’t stop chuckling, nudging his arm with her elbow.

“Oh, let her,” Dean scoffs and dismisses the nurse’s glare. “She wouldn’t get it. Just look at her. That old hag hasn’t been fucked properly in centuries.”

“Dean!” Y/N swats his chest and clasps her mouth to keep the laugh from spilling out, her eyes wide.

“Alright, I’ll stop,” the director chuckles devilishly, although he greatly enjoys making her smile. What can he say? He’s a lover of all the beautiful things life has to offer, and her smile is one of those gorgeous things he can never get enough of.

“I’m sorry. I know you probably had different plans for your morning,” Y/N says then and gives him a self-effacing shrug, which he can’t let slide with a clean conscience.

“What? Nonsense. Happy to be here. Anything for my wife,” he assures her with his widest grin and pats her thigh comfortingly, the contact causing a jolt of electricity to storm his blood and infect his heart. “Besides, while you’re in there, I might get some donuts.”

“Ooooh, can you please pick me up a pink frosted one?” Y/N inquires with the cutest pout. How the fuck could he resist that?

“Pink frosted?” Dean’s brow furrows in a teasing manner. “What are you, six?”

“I’m a girl. I like pink things,” she replies coyly, her pout only getting more adorable. If that girl isn’t careful, she’s gonna be pregnant within the day again.

Dear God, he feels like the worst human being on this godforsaken planet. The last thing she needs today is another horny dude lusting over her.

“Mhm,” Dean hums and tries to bite back the comment on the tip of his tongue, failing miserably. “Maybe if you liked pink things a little less, we wouldn’t be here.”

Y/N drops her pen onto the clipboard in her lap, her lips pressing into a thin line that’s supposed to hide the smile. Her eyes find his, crinkles of amusement visible around her orbs as she nods, “Fair... But luckily, I don’t have to worry about that for a while.”

“What, are you gonna become a nun or some shit because of one wimpy little douchecanoe?”

Oh, Dean can’t let that stand, either. That should go without saying. Even if Y/N gives up on all mankind, he’s not giving up on her.

“There was more than one,” Y/N mutters bitterly and focuses back on her form.

Dean pauses for a moment, pushing the anger and the urge to strangle those motherfuckers down into the depths of his soul, although there are probably girls out there who would say the same about him. With a small exhale, he then leans closer, angling his body towards her for more privacy. “I think this is the part where I’m supposed to ask you if this is what you really want. You know, as your husband…”

Y/N carefully meets his gaze but gives him a determined nod, not an ounce of worry, fear, or insecurity gleaming in her orbs. Eye of the tiger. “Yeah, this is what I want. It’s not the right time… or the right guy… or the right baby,” she assures him, and then her little nose scrunches, brow knitting. It’s adorable to watch. “Besides, Sammy Jr. is a biter.”

“Yeah, I know… That kid is Satan’s spawn,” Dean agrees heavily and points his index finger at her belly. “Can you already feel teeth growing in there?”

Y/N laughs softly and shakes her head, “They don’t have teeth yet... I think.”

“Well, this one might,” he quips under his breath.

“Dude, stop it,” she snorts and whacks his arm in a scolding attempt, which really won’t do anything. It’s her own fault for bringing an untamed animal into a public place. Then, a small sigh leaves her ample lips, “Jo and Sam are actually trying to save their marriage. They’re going to couple’s therapy twice a week now.”

“It’s not gonna last,” Dean scoffs darkly, the usual cynicism lacing his voice. “What was it about that douche, anyways? Are you in love with him?”

“No,” is her instant reply, which comes out in a snort. And while her answer should’ve brought him relief, the tone of her reaction carries the same dark cynicism, leaving him with worries instead. “I’m just a sucker for non-threatening, unavailable men who compliment me,” she jabs herself. “I don’t think I’ve ever actually been in love. I just-… never had that feeling, you know? Like missing someone or needing someone so much you might stop breathing… Not sure that even exists.”

“Hmm,” he hums pensively, postponing his quest to find her reason behind it to another day. There are more pressing matters at hand right now. “I know cheating husband is out of the question, but what about the other two knuckleheads? Maybe they wanna do this with you?”

Y/N lets out a dreadful sigh, and Dean only feels more relief when she answers, “Yeah, maybe… But I don’t wanna do this with them. I mean, one’s an alcoholic park ranger, and the other a stand-up comic with a severe heroin addiction.”

“Wow, you were right. You really don’t know how to pick men,” Dean whistles lowly, albeit her bad taste might eventually pay off for him.

“Told you. Nun life is just a wise decision at this point,” Y/N says in agreement, which was absolutely the last thing he wanted.  

Licking his suddenly chapped lips, Dean rubs his beard and takes a deep breath to calm his jittering nerves. “You know… I’m an option, too,” he suggests weakly, his fingernails clawing into the armrest of the withered faux-leather chair.

“What d’you mean?”

“I mean, I-.. I have a house. It’d be big enough, y’know? I could help you. We can even do that whole marriage thing… I mean, if that’s something you fancy. You know, for your parents or some shit. I-, I don’t mind,” he stammers and bites his tongue so roughly he tastes the metal. Wait, is he smelling burnt toast?

Of course, he doesn’t mind it. He’s practically begging her on his knees to accept his proposal.

Y/N laughs lightly, her cheeks blushing rosy pink, “That’s awfully sweet of you, but I’m gonna have to decline. Kinda wanna get married for the right reasons, too. I’d actually like to be in love with my husband, you know?”

“Yeah, no, I get it…,” Dean chuckles his lie and uncomfortably scratches away at his throat. “That’s why my first two marriages happened. Just didn’t work out, so, you know, thought I’d give this a shot. Can’t hurt, right?” Jesus fuck, he feels like a cracked egg on the sizzling hot asphalt. “I’m just sayin’, I guess… I’m here for you… Anything you need, sweetheart. Doesn’t matter what.”

Y/N smiles softly, “I know. You’re a pretty awesome guy. Thanks.” For a second, he’s not sure if there are tears of gratitude shimmering in her orbs, but they’re gone by the time she leans up and presses a kiss on his cheek. The softness of her lips on his scruffy skin ignites the spot where they touch, match meeting fuse, a warm glow swarming from this exact point through his veins and overtaking his entire body like a wildfire.

“Yeah, uhm, anytime,” he gulps, the tips of his ears turning beet-red as he tries to shake off the fluster. “You know, I’d make a great option, in fact. I’m nothing like those losers you’ve dated. We’d have fun, you know? I’d treat you well, pay attention to you, make sure you cum every time when we fuck…”

“Oh, so sex was included in this deal, huh? If only you’d said that before, it might have persuaded me,” Y/N says with a cheeky smile. “I’m sure you’d do that completely selflessly, too.”

“Duh. Told you. Anything you need – and free of charge,” Dean smirks widely, causing her to giggle.

“Well, thank you for your tremendous sacrifice, Mr. Winchester,” she retorts playfully and then bites down on her lower lip, teasing him with a playful twinkle in her orbs, “Not sure you’d make a better choice, though.”

“Whoa, hey, what’s that supposed to mean? I’m a catch,” Dean defends, chuckling, albeit his heart disagrees with him and stings quite a bit.

“Oh, yes, totally… But you also drink too much and have a coke addiction. If anything, you’re the last two guys combined. If you were married as well, we’d be in serious trouble now, my friend,” Y/N jokes completely innocently, so he forces a laugh from his throat, even though she hit a sore point.

Yeah, Dean truly isn’t any better than those previous losers. He’d probably drag her down to the gutter with him – it happened before with someone he loved. Y/N deserves a nice guy without any issues and mountains of baggage. She’s the best fucking person he’s ever met in his entire life. She’s not supposed to end up with a dumpster fire like him. He should count himself lucky he’s even allowed to take a breath in her proximity at all.

“I don’t have an addiction,” Dean counters nonetheless, coolly shrugging off her accusations, defensive yet calm. “So I snort an occasional line from time to time. It’s not a big deal. I can stop anytime I want. I’m in complete control, you know?”

“Uh-huh, prove it and stop.”

“What?!” His head snaps to her. Shit, he didn’t count on her challenging him.

“You heard me. Prove it,” Y/N shrugs simply as if she knows how to push his buttons as well. “Unless it’s not as easy as you say it is…”

“Pffft, what? No, it’s super easy. I’ll do it. No problem,” Dean agrees in default cocksure attitude, albeit his Adam’s apple bobs with a nervously thick swallow. “But just coke, not the booze,” he adds quickly.

“Deal,” Y/N accepts and holds out her hand, grinning.

“Deal.” He shakes it in accord and pretends the terror and anxiety in his ribcage don’t exist and aren’t consuming his entire being. However, when he gazes at her, he realizes the bitter truth.

Fucking Bela…

How the fuck could she have known? Is it that obvious? But Dean’s never been surer – he’s head over heels in love with the radiating girl next to him. There’s no denying it anymore. He never would’ve agreed to this insane deal otherwise. There’s a yearning inside of him that demands him to be better for her. It’s not filthy lust and simple debauchery he’s longing for. It’s fucking love.

Shit.

“You know, I thought about it a lot these last few weeks… Maybe I will go to New York after the show,” Y/N says with a soft, almost shy smile as if she still isn’t entirely sure it’s a good idea.

Dean gives her an encouraging smile, “Yeah, that’s a great plan, sweetheart.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah,” he nods and squeezes her thigh reassuringly. “‘Sides, if you don’t leave this shithole on your own, I’ll throw you into Baby’s trunk and drive you there myself. Gonna kick your ass all the way to the Yankees, sweetheart.“

“Thank you,” Y/N mouths quietly, her gaze drifting to his palm that still lingers on her thigh. He’s about to pull it back, realizing he probably overstepped his appropriate time limit, when Y/N suddenly takes hold of his hand and interlaces her fingers with his.

Fuck. When was the last time he actually held hands with someone? God, it was probably with his high school sweetheart – Robin. The actress actually reminds him a lot of his first ex-wife, both too sweet and good to ever fit into filthy Hollywood. Bringing Robin here when they were only nineteen and naive has always been his biggest regret, so maybe by getting Y/N out of this hellish city, he can finally right a wrong.  

“Ms. Y/L/N? We’re ready for you,” the nurse informs her.

Dean watches her as she bravely rises from her seat and follows the nurse, head high and shoulders straight like the true warrior she is. He’s never been prouder of her. That’s his fucking girl.

“You got this, honey!” Dean hollers after her through cupped palms like the man-child he is, several heads turning to him with irritated glances. He doesn’t care, though. His job is to make Y/N smile, not an audience. “Afterwards, we’re gonna fuck like bunnies! Probably gonna be back here next month, baby girl,” he smirks cunningly, and when the nurse shakes her head at him with a glare, he sends the grim woman a wink to top it off.

Y/N disappears inside the small room with the doctors, Dean still hearing her infectious laugh when the blue door closes. The sound warms his heart and soothes his worries a little. He then waits a beat for any last-minute decision changes before exiting this goddamn depressing shithole to grab a fucking pink frosted donut for the woman he loves. 

13. Gimme All Your Lovin’

Hope you enjoyed this little weird bonding experience! As a reward for bearing with me here, you’re getting some smut in the next two parts 😉

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[firsttarotreader]

like the devil himself he makes people want do all kinds of filthy shit!!! HE URGES US TO SIN!!! / Ok so based on THAT, for the cards: does pedro really gets turn on by making his partner do "freaky stuff" for him? 👀😏

Hello! Okay, so ready for the first filthy reading? This is the lightest of them, we’re going nice and easy. 😄 Now, I kinda misread your ask because you asked about when he makes the partner do freaky stuff for him and my brain deleted the “make” so I asked about whether he gets turned on when they do freaky stuff for him. Lol The Major Arcana were The Devil, The Empress reversed and The World.

The Devil once more. As Robert Johnson would sing “Me and The Devil walking side by side” 😈 Yeah, turned on by freaky stuff, nasty, naughty. The Empress reversed is curious because there’s this lack of… emotional nurturing. The sex might be intense but the feelings are not. It’s all about physical pleasures and no commitment. He won’t fall in love, BUT The World shows us he might have the best “ending” in that situation, if you know what I mean. 😅😅

The Minor Arcana were the 7 of Cups, 7 of Swords and King of Swords. 7 of Cups with The Devil means this man could be open to MANY possibilities, the freaky stuff can be creative! 7 of Swords with The Empress reversed points to him possibly enjoying people who seem to be one thing in their everyday life and then show him a whole other side in bed. He likes it with no strings attached and he could even like some role-playing, or at least the person having a different posture during the sex. Remember what we always say, that his Gemini/Cancer rising makes people see him as a cute puppy and he might be domineering as fuck in bed? That’s it, that could turn him on in a partner too. Then we have the King of Swords with The World. Speaking of being domineering, who said this man lets go of his dominant energy? This King is domineering, controlling, he wants to master the partner and give them pleasure with his many skills. This could actually help with your original ask, anon, as this card might point to him wanting to take control of it all, maybe being the one who makes the person do the freaky stuff OR who wants to dominate them while they do it.

I then pulled one card for two of the genders. For the women, the card was Strength reversed. For the men, it was 7 of Teacups.

Well. Strength reversed means that if a woman does freaky stuff for him in bed, he’s gonna LOSE IT. That freaky animal will be UNLEASHED. No control, no restrictions, letting out all that hedonist Oberyn energy. There’s no taming of this man if it happens. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 7 of Teacups points to him unlocking all his CREATIVITY in bed if a man does freaky stuff for him. The fantasies will be let out and he can only hope the man will be game for all of them because he’s gonna want it all! 😌😌

So, yeah… he’s gonna get TURNED ON by freaky stuff. 🤣🤣🤣 And let me know what you think! 😄

PS: just remember being turned on by freaky stuff does not mean he will be turned on by EVERY freaky stuff there is, even if he is open to many possibilities. 🤣🤣🤣

[blackiraven]

Wow! I am very glad that someone was interested in reading my headcannons, so here is the second part!🧡💚

Part 1

Since childhood, John has been an embittered child for the whole world. He was just thrown into a harsh life. Without support, without care, all alone. Jonathan was constantly suffering from thoughts of why everyone was rejecting him, ignoring him, mocking him. He drowned out this mental pain with physical pain: he scratched himself, cut himself, bit his tongue and lips, and, so that there was not much blood, fresh wounds could be cauterized with matches or hot coals. And meanwhile, anger and hatred began to sprout in the child's soul.

There was a period when he took out his anger on animals. John could poison or torture a bird, cat, dog or rodent and thus get short-term relief. But at some point Jonathan realized that these animals did not deserve such a cruel death, that they were not to blame and did not want to offend him. They were afraid of him, they wanted to live and fought for it. And John was able to overcome the knacker inside himself. Now he has a tamed flock of guard crows and a cat. By the way, Velvet just once accidentally wandered into the Scarecrow's lair to hide from the downpour, and she decided to stay here. He didn't mind.  

Edward was a sweet and good boy, but he was also subjected to violence, humiliation and indifference. He craved attention, care, but eventually withdrew into himself and began to avoid communication and acquaintances with peers, even when one of them tried to make friends with Edward. The boy tried to collect simple collections in order to be a little happy. These were collections of dried flowers, beautiful pebbles, pictures created from puzzles, and the like. But Edward's parents did not like this hobby, and the collection started ended up in the trash. The only value left after leaving the parental home is a prize for solving a puzzle at a school fair. And from now on, Edward made acquaintances only for his own benefit and did not let anyone into his inner world. Thanks to this, he developed charisma and attractiveness (yes, my Eddie blossomed from a cutie into a cunning and insidious hot bitch. And many secretly desire him🌚)

Before meeting Edward, John had never had a relationship. He never kissed, never held someone's hand, did not know warm and gentle hugs, did not hear affectionate compliments. It's the same with sexual experience. Riddler became Dr. Jonathan Crane's first love. Just imagine how hard and awkward it was for him to show signs of attention after ten years of loneliness.

Edward is more experienced. During his student years, he had several relationships. Edward also had brief affairs when he became Gotham's new villain. But Edward always broke all these ties. These were new collections of exes, broken hearts, personal stories and experiences.

Crane and Nygma had drunk kissed for the first time, and also had drunk sex. Both happened to be at the Iceberg Lounge one night and when Scarecrow became emboldened after drinking a lot of alcohol, he waited for the right moment and took the completely drunk Riddler. There was already a conflict between them, so Jonathan decided to take a chance, to reveal all the cards, as he suffered terribly because of love. At first, Edward resisted, but quickly got carried away and also enjoyed himself. This heartbreaker immediately realized that John was a total virgin, and managed to put pressure on this sore point (Edward is botton yes, I like this type🌚)

After that, when they occasionally saw each other, Edward taught John how to kiss properly, how to properly provide affection and the rest. Nygma liked to keep this charming idiot on a leash, but Crane can unleash the inner beast and take all control. Edward will never admit that he likes it🌚

Thanks for your attention! Maybe I can write the third part, but only if you want to😏

[himboskywalker]

I know you only first posted redolent of you about 2+ weeks ago but I’m not exaggerating when I say I’ve already read it about 10 times by now. It’s literally just the best & juiciest combination of elements EVER. Also love how Obi-wan+Anakin don’t discuss the roles they have to play beforehand yet they fall so easily into acting out a bonded pair...wonder why? 🧐 & I know those other alphas think anakin’s some rabid animal but they’re also secretly thinking they could tame him, right? 😏

I’m so glad you’re enjoying it so much!!!! This fic is the archetype of what I’d myself lose my mind to read so I love so much that you guys are enjoying it too!!! And yes,every single one of those alphas think they can take Anakin,especially Varon (who clearly thinks he’s better than the others). (This is going to get worse,they are going to have a very rude awakening,multiple times,individually lmao)And why would they need to do something dumb like TALK?!?!That’s what the force bond and the Shaak in the room is for lmao

[lillianrennifer]

Legend

✍🏻= Series

🙋🏻‍♀️= Request

🥰= Fluff

😭= Sad

😬= Angst

👍🏻= SFW

🥵= NSFW

⛓️ = BDSM

🙎🏻= Dub-Con

🙅🏻= Non-Con

🫨= Yandere

🔪= Knife Play

🩸= Blood

🤛🏻= Violence

☠️= Death

🚬 = Smoking

🥃= Alcohol

🤵🏻‍♂️= Daddy/ Master/ Sir Dom

👧🏻= Little Space

🐇= Breeding Kink

🤥= Size Kink

😣= Pain Kink

😍= Praise Kink

😅= Degration Kink

🙃= Corruption Kink

😄= Face Riding

😛= Pussy Eating

💦= Spit Kink

🫣= Exhibitionism

😳= Voyeurism

🥲= Dacryphilia

🫡= Brat-Taming

😵‍💫= Cocking

🤐= Gagging

😵= Overstimulation 

🥺= Edging

😫= Orgasm Denial

🫠= Thigh-Riding

🤭= Cock-Warming

🥴= Masturbation/ Mutual Masturbation

🤯= Mind Break/ Dumbification

🦷= Biting

👅= Blowjob

💋= Hickey

🙈= Blindfolded

🪢 = Bondage

🪞 = Mirror Sex

👌🏻= Fingering

🍆= Toys

🍑= Anal

😠= Angry Sex/ Hard Sex

😡= Hard Dom

☺️= Soft Sex

😊= Soft Dom

👋🏻= Spanking

💼= CEO/Boss AU

🚗 = Car Sex

🏫= Highschool AU

🎓= College AU

🎉= Party AU

Ω= Omegaverse

🏡 = Family AU

🤰🏻= Pregnant Reader

🥟= Chubby Reader

🪪= Employee Reader

😇= Virgin Reader

👨‍👩‍👧= Step-Father Relationship

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦= Step-Sibling Relationship

🤫= Secret Relationship

🫢= Boss-Employee Relationship

👨🏻‍🏫= Teacher-Student Relationship

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦= Step-Siblings Relationship

👨‍👩‍👧= Step-Father Relationship

💍 = Established Relationship

🤰🏻 = Pregnant

😇= Virgin Reader

❤️‍🩹= Enemies to Lovers

💔= Ex-Lover

😤= Jealousy

😢= One-sided love

😘= Friends to Lovers

😉= Mutual Pining

😏= Multiple Partners

🤕= Abusive Relationship/ Abusive Ex

🫥= Mental Illness/ Self Harm

🫤= Age-Gap: At least a 5 year age gap

📱= IRL AU- Not in anime universe

?= You Choose: For these stories y'all get to pick who Reader ends up with!

[selkymaiden]

so sorry again for the double ask but i feel inclined to ask for my other wife, mina.

how would mina’s relationship with each of the 🧩❓s that exist be like? who do you think she’d get on with like a house on fire 😏

Don't ever be sorry!!! Tbh they're good exercises to really think about these little idiots. Naomi you really be hittin' the good good 👌👨‍🍳 *chef's kiss*

Alright but let me say this is very hard because 🧩❓ is so... Ofc very vastly intelligent and I am not. LMAO. So it's like the author (me) is creating a character (Mina) who is very smart, or brilliant in her own way so I have to do my best in not making her look bad. Like fuck. All because I'm committed to the bit. Aka romancing fucking uhhhh puzzle face.

Because I have actually thought about the different iterations of him!

But oh my god It's so hard with comic book characters though, since theirs so many different ones. And in no way am I a 🧩❓ expert flakjwer same with 🐧 so I'm always worried what if someone see's this and they're all 🤬 but then I tell myself I'm old and I simply should not care and do what I want. Because all the rest of the old people do 😂😂😂😂

I'll start with BTAS though, as always, since I grew up with it! Oh! And I will say each Mina in each universe is for that universe, or she'd be changed a little to fit that 'Earth' as DC likes to call it. But BTAS 🧩❓ is a lot more tame, at least I think he is, compared to some of the others out there. I mean did he try to murder his old boss? Yes. But his old boss did fire him and not give him credit for everything he created so... You know... And if I pull in some of the uhhh New Animated Series and comics that go with this version of him. I think it could work. There's actually a great piece in the comics where 🧩❓ he admits he has a problem and states he needs to go back to Arkham himself. Here is an audio someone made of it, the post also has a link to the comic if you wanna read it! But it's just the self awareness and you know stop setting deathtraps Mina is obv going to be all 👀😊 Like you did it, baby! You're breaking the cycle! Because she wants to root for him and care for him and be partners! I'm so sorry I will just also say she is so cheesy! She'd love to be partners or rivals with another detective- As much as she sees the good she's doing in finding you know a missing person or helping someone out with a cheating scandal (for money) she wants to be better than anyone else that might be doing the case. So she kind of sees her job as a game and would love to have someone else to play the game with, and that to her is 🧩❓

Okay, let me just get Batman: Zero Year or Capullo 🧩❓ out of the way. It would never work. LMAO. Not in probably a million years. I myself like this version of him! But what he did is the most whack-ass shit and Mina would NOT be okay with it like ever. If he ever got out of Arkham Asylum she'd probably narc on him point blank, like lock that MF back up. I don't know if you've read Zero Year (is it part of N52? I don't know the new stuff sorry flkajwer) but he basically turned all of Gotham into an entire fucking jungle, like he destroyed everything and fucking ruined millions of lives. All for what? For what? Because only the smart should survive and shit like that??? Now if they met before he did all that when he was just a 'consultant' or strategist at Wayne Enterprises, she'd probably bang him! But it would not be a relationship and after he does what he does she'd just be... Kill this mf even if he's sexy in some insane manner. She'd probably be an antagonist to him on this Earth.

Batman 2022 ehhhhhhhhhh Imma be real, I almost barely remember him when I watched that movie. It's like my brain blocked him cuz I thought he was... I don't know. It was too realistic and I see 🧩❓more camp. But Mina in that universe again would just be 'Let's swat this man.' She'd probably be the person on his forums just heckling him and when he tries to find her IP or ANYTHING on this user (her) he can't. So it pisses him off. Basically, it would not work because she does not care for incel men. That's probably what she'd see him as. Or those people that worship or are fascinated and collect serial killer items. The only saving grace is if he had, again, self-awareness of what he was doing or acting. Because Mina in that universe would understand to change things... A lot of people in power would need to be taken out. Whether by assassination or some other means like spilling the truth. But the way he goes about it, it's just not it for her. Again she'd probably be an antagonist to him actually in that Earth.

THIS IS SO LONG ALREADY I'M SO SORRY!

UMMMMMMM SPEED RUN OTHERS!?

Young Justice - I think it would work because he's so... That version of him is so soft and goofy! Mina would probably, not be okay, but would defiantly harp on him to change professions but she wouldn't impede in what he does. Even if it's bad. Like super bad where the young justice league has taken him in before. She'd be a bystander and just the one that says: "I told you so." She's waiting for him to learn his lesson cuz how he's written is much lighter and she'd be smitten by his gappy teeth and lisp.

OH and Gotham!🧩❓ That would be interesting bc she'd probably have to watch out since 🐧 literally killed one of Ed's girlfriends. But if birb is occupied with snake then... Maybe? Again she'd be like 'lol you gotta stop killing people dude uhhhh' and would more likely want to be a rival or just outsmart him than be romantic. At first. I'm sure she'd get a crush but how Ed has been written after (accidentally) killing his first GF he's uhhhh a lil unhinged. As that whole show is but lakfjwerkl

There's like telltale!🧩❓, unburied, and uhhh omg just a lot of others and I'll be honest in most of those Earths she'd be an antagonist. She's not GCPD or a cop, but she is someone who's defiantly done cases and probably found out they were victims of his death traps. And she's just like 'wtf no!' and not be okay with it. Even if she's a bit of a hypocrite and is okay with other... murders... (her friend Sophie turning people to stone lfkajwer) But there's a line!

I saved the best for last because I love Akrham! 🧩❓ I have the most ideas for them. Well, several. Like there's a good ending and a bad ending just like a game, cuz it's fun! I will just say bad ending is probably the most likely that would happen, but bad ending is just them killing each other. And in the most mundane way, or annoying way he'd see it as. Because it would not be some elaborate death trap or puzzle that does him in, or just something complex. She shoots him. They might even shoot each other. And bleed out next to each other, very possession 1981 is how I picture it. tw blood and gore if you click links alfkjwelrk (I'm sorry I'm unwell 😔) It would be in a cool setting though! Probably in one of his lairs, or he's constructing a new death trap for Batman or even Wonder City! But good ending is always him eventually becoming a Detective, like other versions of him, so in a way, he does become redeemable. I mean originally this version of him started off working at the GCPD and wanting to expose the corruption in Gotham, he just went about it all... Bad. LMAO. Also, I love how the progression through the games you see how he goes from clean-cut to just total ratification. When Mina begins talking to him she's only seen photos of him, so when he worked GCPD and when he's in his nice green suits! but when they do get to meet in person PHEW she takes one look at his pathetic, skin and bones, wet little dumbass and is just 'I need to care for him' but also be mad bc you know he's annoying AF.

[deathinfeathers]

your name: Samael 'Raptor' Messorum

Romantic or platonic?: he could go either way tbh

A night in or dinner out or an activity?: activity then eating out (😏) obviously

Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: Boozy Ice Cream

What's your perfect date?: Spill the blood of our enemies and hear their laments. Or if you want something abit less exciting, straight up touching down somewhere on Earth and just walking, exploring the wilderness.

Would you cook for me?: Yes He makes very good meat, fish, and potatoes. Very hearty, very filling. Some fresh salad along side it too. Gotta stay and eat healthy to slaughter efficiently. Probably open a bottle of elderberry mead as well; something sweet to go with it all

Would you let me cook for you?: Yes; he's survived on military rations before; if it tastes worse than that, you'd Surprise him.

Can we make-out?: Absolutely

Make out in private or in public?: Yes. Both.

Do you like to cuddle?: She'd be like a feral cat probably, so sure! He tamed a sabertooth for Spade before.

Blankets or no blankets for cuddling?: He's effectively a huge space heater, so only if you want a privacy screen.

Couch or bed?: Whatever is closer.

What are at least 3 hobbies of yours?: Singing, Fighting, and Sword Smithing. He made Abel and Cain's weapons.

Tell me something about you no else knows: He joined the Celestial Army at the human equivalent age of 14 because he 'looked 21.' Before that, he used to have a Large Lizard of some kind as an animal companion since celestial conception. The lizard passed away one day due to being eaten. He misses that lizard. . .

Why do you want to be my valentine?: She seems to have the right kind of vibes for his Angels of Death when they were in their hay day and he digs them

What makes you a good Valentine?: If you manage to make a really good impression on him? He's quite the gentleman when it all comes to a head 👀

"...when would it be convenient for you to pick me up?"

[tojisun]

Wow, how we break broke me 😢 but that ending though 😳 the little hint of towards y/n/Gojo 😏 imagine somewhere in the future Toji sees y/n, happy with Satoru and their growing family and he can’t help but think to imagine what his and y/n’s babies would look like… but as the saying goes, beggars can’t be choosers

HAHDIWJSJS HAD TO GIVE YN A HAPPY ENDING W A NEW HUBBY!!! it’s what she deserves ;v; [x]

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the fushiguro’s are out for the holiday, visiting the theme park with megumi and his new friend, itadori yuuji. the boy and his parents are a lot chipper than toji’s used to, but his wife and son are having fun so toji follows the mood too.

currently, the itadoris and his wife are buying food for the group while toji watches over the kids. yuuji’s very excitable and energetic, thank god for his son because toji doesn’t know how to tame the little bright brat.

they’re playing with the toys that toji and jin won for them, when toji hears a familiar laughter.

god, how he missed her.

toji turns at the sound, pretending his heart isn’t beating so quick and that the flush on his cheeks have descended even to his neck.

he sees the gojo bastard first. he’s foregone the blindfold, annoying blue eyes framed with a dark sunglasses that are too opaque that even the glare of the sun doesn’t allow for his eyes to be reflected. he’s holding a huge panda teddy on one hand, and the other-

oh–

his other hand is holding onto the handle of a black stroller.

toji’s eyes turns to you after, unconsciously breathing in shakily.

oh.

there you are, smiling at the baby cuddled into your arms. the baby inherited gojo’s white hair, but even from that distance, toji can see that the kid’s eyes are yours.

you blow raspberries on the swell of the kid’s cheeks, chuckling when joyous giggles escape tiny mouth.

gojo shifts close to you, hugging both you and your child in a one-armed embrace, and nuzzling at the crown of your head.

jealousy slams right into toji.

unconsciously, his mind conjured images. images of you wedded to him. images of your family: of a kid with his eyes and your lips and your nose and his hair, sure, since you’ve always liked to play with his hair anyways; two kids, maybe, one girl and one boy who are both mamas children because who wouldn’t be when you are so gentle and so loveable and so caring.

his mind runs quickly, showing how it would’ve been growing old with you: retiring by the seaside, visited by your guys’ children and grandchildren, owning a myriad of pets because you’ve always liked animals.

toji thinks about it all: how it’d be to make love with you until sunrise, sweaty skin not uncomfortable as you both lay tangled under the sheets; picnic dates ending with a sensual love making in a cheap hotel because toji doesn’t have the patience to drive home; his proposal happening in the comfort of your gardens because you’ve always felt at peace when it was just you and him; your wedding in paris.

toji’s mind ran and his heart ached and-

“toji?” the voice of his wife breaks his train of thoughts and toji zones back in the situation, shifting his unfocused eyes to her.

jin and his wife are now feeding yuuji whose leg swing excitedly as he continues to chatter beside megumi.

toji gazes at where you stood, feeling disappointed when he doesn’t see you anymore.

“love, are you okay?” his wife asks, and toji turns to her and grunts in reply.

“yeah,” he says, cringing at the way his voice cracked, “so what’s the next plan?”

toji lets her voice wash over him and chase away his thoughts about you.

[lorei-writes]

You’re friends with the tiger- Er, monster, that resides in Oshu. You adore dudes with a wild side. You do not like them tame, the more spirited the better! You probably adore guys who show off their skills to you. The confidence makes your heart float to cloud 9.

You probably own a doll or plush of a wild animal, maybe have some art displayed in some fashion that has that motif in some capacity. Blue is definitely your color, and you probably like to lead a semi-adventurous life when you can.

It’s so difficult being random-

Ehehehe, 50-50. 😏 Or maybe 60-40... 70-30??

I like confident boys, but it better follows with some substance. All talk and no bite works only until I do the biting part, and that’s always so disappointing. Some wild is good too... But it depends on the motivations behind it? If it’s rooted in immaturity (spending money without much consideration, needlessly endangering your life just to ‘feel the thrill’, etc.), then that’s not my jam. But I do admire people who have enough gut to navigate through life without losing themselves through it -- those who can take things head on, who test themselves and don’t steer away from all challenges... Who don’t fear being changed, I suppose. It can look fairly wild then 😂 After all, it involves disregarding some social norms at times... And it sure is good when somebody can match my energy, I don’t like slowing down 😤

Guilty as charged, I have several animal plushies. And I used to have a dragon I’ve painted displayed in my room 😂 I love blue, especially cobalt... As for adventure... Ahhh, I sure miss enjoying some small adventures (like, say, foraging in a forest, or having bonfires with friends and singing our lungs out, or even visiting nature parks, going out for a hike, heck, even random ‘let’s go to city xyz and visit as many museum as possible’ trips...)

[hanjisungs-bigtittyg0thgf]

Ahsldjflsla born in 2005 and already 16 mah lawd. I'm in my late 20's but thinking about that makes me feel like an old lady 👵

Side piece! What a fucking jackass. 😤 Glad you found out before you actually dated him. I had my hoochie mama days from like age 19-22ish. Too many fuck bois. 💀 And one bitch ass who couldn't get over the fact that I was like 2 years younger than his baby sister. 🙄

My family doesn't know shit. Hahhaha. I've never had a committed bf. And definitely never met anyone worth bringing home for them to meet during my tinder sexcapades. For all they know, I've never even kissed anyone. My dad's a party animal so we drink quite a bit. Mom's a party pooper haha. But they both would've judged the outfit I wore to the Ateez concert. Just a taaad bit scandalous 😏 I also have tatts. One deathly hallows behind my ear and a..wait for it..a snake on my ankle dun dun dun. Parents obviously hate the snake. But I used to have a pet snake and that's him tattooed on my ankle. Lol. Only ear piercings though. 5 on each ear.

Omg your dad is a PK. One of my friends from youth group is a PK. He's the most wild one out of all of us. Absolute heathen 🤣

-✨

yeahhhhh men kinda really suck sometimes. so the timeline is in the side piece -> six months later i start dating my first bf (i’m 17 he’s 15) -> four months later i got dumped the day he turned 16 (thanks babe 😐) -> a week later i’m talking to this other guy and we date for two months until i find out he’s been texting other girls, including my sister’s friend who was 14 when we were about to turn 18 -> literally single all of college

i’m trying to live my whore days now (at least aesthetically lmao) but i don’t have much money for clubbing and i’m terrified of random hookups 💀 i live vicariously through my writing and wait for my best friend to hit me up with some nasty shit. the kicker there is we met ten years ago at church- 💀

i did a thanxx era jongho-esque look but i incorporated some makeup from mingi and seonghwa and did my own graphic liner for the concert. tame. buttttt i dressed like a slut when i went clubbing the weekend before the show and then again two weeks ago lmao. i have one tattoo (an ink splat semicolon) with plans to get more and i have my ears pierced (just one on each ear :/) but after i graduate i’m getting my septum done.

look bestie preachers’ kids and teachers’ kids are the worst behavedddddd and he was both 💀 grandma was a teacher and poppy was a preacher. i was kinda friends with the PKs at my old church but my current church, i haven’t talked to the PKs since i was in middle school 💀

[megafrost4]

The Clone Wars Season 3: Nightsisters/Savage Arc

Episode 12: Nightsisters

The swiftest path to destruction is through vengeance

Palpatine: there is a disturbance in the force

He wants Dooku to kill her

You can see Palps face more clearly 🤔 funny, he looks like the Chancellor??? 🙃

Ventress goes after Obi-wan: looks like I’m her favorite 😏

Gosh the animation has gotten so much better with these space battles 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Dooku: you have failed me for the last time, [how many times has this been said? across media in general...🤔]and now you are no longer my apprentice…you shall die

Obi-Wan: Ventress you’re not looking well 😳

Anakin: she never does 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

She is force choking both of them!!!!! 😳😳😳😳

Dooku cares for his apprentice 🥺

SHE JUST FORCE CHOKED FOUR OF THOSE PIRATES 😱😱😱

Ventress returns home to Dathomir 😳😳😳😳😳

Mother Talzin: bring the water of life 😳

Sparkling green water

[whooshing] adds to favorite subtitle/cc

She goes to Dooku after her master dies 🥺her backstory is sad!

Nadee mah reez ven doo la tren potion to reach Dooku’s palace undetected, step into the mist and become like shadows

They have Jedi weapons? 😳😳😳😳😳how many have they killed?

Dooku: what sorcery is this???? 🤨

FORCE LIGHTNIING✊

Mother Talzin offers up a male instead, one that he can “tame better than a female” 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

FILONIIIIIIIII sorry, I just like screeching his name now, making note of which episodes he had his hand in personally

Episode 13 Monster

Evil is not born, it is taught

“Blackroot, to replenish the body.” Mother Talzin can I have some?

“Men are easy to acquire, hard to control” Mother Talzin 😏

Ventress: let the games begin! HUNGER GAMES 🤣

Vetnress: in order to fight against the Force, you must seen what cannot be seen 🤨

The starry blood red sky is gorgeous 😭🙌

[eerie humming] Mother Talzin strokes her hand all over his body 0_0 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Geiss kan erde mak harden ob stein, geiss kan lewf mak krig ob blitz, geiss kan pire mak blud loge raga, geiss kan vass byn skol zum asajj! [Erde-blitz-raga-byn] 3 times , zum asajj! [whooshing]

He buffed out 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

“He is ready, sisters, look at the strength, the power!” she taps his forehead and he wakes up CAN I JUST SAY, HOW UBER POWERFUL SHE IS??? WITH MINIMAL EFFORT ON SUCH COMPLEX SEEMING MAGIC, SHE JUST...BOOPS HIM HERE, WAVES HER HAND THERE...NO EFFORT WHATSOEVER, SHE IS

P O W E R

The way his eyes glow in the dark 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

“Savage, you know me, I am your kin! Brother, Brother please!” Feral

He cracked his neck! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Cue epic operatic music ✊✊👏👏

CUE EPIC OPERATIC MUSIC AS HE ANNIHILATES CLONES AND JEDI LIKE IT’S NOTHING 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Savage: “Jedi” 🤬

“Soon, your powers will be greater than Darth Maul.” Savage frowns

FILONIIIIIIIII 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Episode 14: Witches of the Mist

The path to evil may bring great power, but not loyalty

COMMANDOS! [JUST READ THE FIRST THREE!]

MASTER PLO! 😱🙌

Plo: Not everything is what it seems…PLO KNOWS!

Dooku: you have no technique…sloppy…but with the proper training, you can be powerful 😒😏

Obi-Wan: Darth Maul, alive? It can’t be, I killed him myself 🤔

Dooku: the task is only impossible because you deemed it so GIVE IT TO A Sith Lord TO GIVE GREAT LIFE ADVICE

Force lightning him to fuel his anger 😎

Savage: I hate you 😒

Dooku: good 😏

HE LIFTS THEM AS HE IS BEING ELECTROCUTED 😱😱😱

A wise master does not reveal all his secrets at once 😏 WISE

Obi-Wan and Anakin go to Dathomir

Anakin: don’t worry, I won’t start anything 😏

Obi-Wan: Anakin, kindly release him please

Anakin salutes him with a finger 😏

Anakin: great, warrior men, witches, this place is all kinds of fun 👏

Obi-Wan: I’m glad you think so 😒

Anakin: you never know, I tend to be popular with the ladies 😏

Obi-Wan: too popular 😒

“Master Kenobi…I believe you have a question for me” 😳

Master Jedi, we have no control over the males” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Savage has a duel lightsaber! 😱

Anakin lands roughly

Obi-Wan grimaces

Savage killed the king! Force snapped his neck! 😱😱😱😱

Dooku: you ignorant beast! I told you I wanted him alive! Force lightning 🤬

Ventress did the head tap, now Savage teamed up to fight Dooku

That camera zoom to Dooku’s head as Ventress charged was awesome! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Mother Talzin REVEALS DARTH MAUL!!!!

FILONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE US HANGING LIKE THAT