#TAEHYUNG POODLE !!

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[taehyungfirst]

We moved on too fast from these as a society :))))

NOT MEEEEE NEVER MEEEEE I love the black swan concept especially because he had the pink eyeliner… that makeup changed lives I can’t believe we don’t have a single selfie of that look 😭

[sunnebeam]

"i'm protecting my turf in my own way."

A 'PERKS OF BEING A HOUSEHUSBAND' DRABBLE.

pairing: min yoongi x reader

plot: the (mis)adventures of retired gangster min yoongi as he leaves behind the life of the mafia and navigates the way of the househusband.

warnings: the way of the househusband au, marriage au, crack, domesticity, yoongi unintentionally adopts an apprentice :O

masterlist + disclaimers.

note: in case u didn't know, i'm still currently on my aug-oct vacation (see details in pinned post!) and this post was scheduled in advance :> i has fun with this one 😂 hope u enjoy it and leave ur thoughts about it <3

Yoongi hates Wednesdays.

Wednesdays are usually when his favorite grocery store gets deliveries for fresh produce, and since they're freshly restocked, they tend to price them incredibly high. He usually counters this by using a gift card but then he remembers how he gave away his last remaining gift card to the two policemen from before.

So, yeah, Yoongi hates this particular Wednesday. But he carries on because your fridge is running low on food and he needs to do his weekly grocery run.

He's strolling down the sidewalk, signature 'poodle' apron on and mesh tote bag on his shoulder. He's about a block away from the store when he sees a familiar face.

A face from his past. With blonde hair and a boxy smile.

"Taehyung?"

"Hyung-nim?!"

Taehyung looks at him in shock, his face roughed up and bruised, before practically bursting with tears in relief. He runs up to Yoongi and wraps him in a hug.

"Hyung-nim! It's really you!"

"Don't hug me."

Taehyung pulls away. "Where are you going?"

"On an assignment."

Yoongi pats him on the back before moving to continue his walk to the grocery store. Curious and excited, Taehyung follows him, chatting his ear off.

"Where've you been, hyung? Since you disappeared, the gang's practically in shambles. I've tried looking for you everywhere. Oh, and what's this assignment you're talking about? Is it important—"

Yoongi cuts him off when they arrive at the store's entrance.

"It's very important. And I'm gonna need your expertise."

Taehyung gulps.

"Of course, hyung-nim. Let me help."

Yoongi smiles manically.

"Good. Now let's get to work."

Taehyung fully expected to do some dirty work. In the past, Yoongi always used to ask for his expertise with the computer and other tech stuff. What he didn't expect was for Yoongi to ask him for his expertise on fruit.

"Choose the freshest ones, Taehyung. I trust your judgment."

They stand before the strawberries section, and after a quick discussion about how a strawberry's leaves help tell whether they're ripe or not, Yoongi tells him to choose the best strawberries that can be made into homemade jam.

Taehyung rubs his eyes, looks at his former gangmate, then rubs his eyes again. He stares at the grocery cart full of fresh produce, toilet paper, scented candles, fabric conditioner, and dog food, among others. His eyes then move to his former gangmate's 'poodle' apron and the mesh tote bag on his shoulder.

"What the fuck is this?" he asks, his blood boiling.

"What are you talking about?"

"What the fuck are you doing, hyung-nim?" Taehyung's voice starts to rise. "What's all this? What are you doing playing house?"

He grabs Yoongi by the collar and tries to shake him but his former gangmate remains sturdy.

"The Agust D we know would never be caught dead doing all this, so what the fuck are you doing?!"

And the Agust D that Taehyung knows would've blown up and retaliated by now with how the younger man is treating him. But this Yoongi just grabs Taehyung's hands and pulls them away from his collar.

"Taehyung," Yoongi says calmly, "I'm done with all that."

"W-What?"

Yoongi fixes his top and straightens his apron out.

"I'm a househusband now."

Taehyung gapes at him.

"I'm protecting my turf in my own way," he continues. "You can't protect what's sacred to you through violence."

What?!

Then Taehyung still doesn't understand even when Yoongi makes him help put everything away in the different cupboards. And Taehyung still doesn't understand even when Yoongi makes him help cook up some homemade strawberry jam.

Taehyung doesn't understand.

But Yoongi doesn't give him time to understand before he's finishing up the grocery run and making the younger man help him carry the grocery bags back to the apartment.

But Taehyung finally understands everything when you arrive.

"Yoonie! I'm home!"

Taehyung sees you walk through the front door, greeting your husband hello and asking him where your poodle is. He sees you, all pretty and charming, being doted on by your ex-gangster husband. He sees you, a goddess with ethereal beauty, make someone like Yoongi, who he thinks of as a god, cater to you and respond to your every whim.

Taehyung understands now.

Agust D never really disappeared. He just found a new master to serve.

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[fantasy---feels]

Blue moon (1v)

pairing: Taehyung x male reader

genre: fantasy, comedy, slice of life, fluff, some very, very mild smut (?)

wordcount: 2k~

summary: Of course Y/n should have known that Jimin had bad intentions when he suggested the game, but hey, maybe he should actually thank him.

warnings: none really

date: 27-01-2024

info: Initially wrote this about two of my Oc's but later felt like also adapting it to some of my favorite fandoms sooo, oops~ Also, since I couldn't choose there are multiple different versions of the same story, just with different main characters ^^

It's getting late, and basically everyone is drunk to a certain degree. Jungkook as always has draped himself over Anna's legs, Yoongi is hanging in his chair, Isa is laying on the floor, with her feet in Jimin's lap and Taehyung and Y/n are on seperate ends of the couch. Jimin squints at them and after chugging the last of his drink, grins evilly. 'Let's play a game!'

Isa looks back at him, bored and sucking her lollipop. 'Why?' Jimin winks at her. 'Trust me, you'll love it.' Yoongi sighs beside him. 'I don't know what you're planning, but it's probably dumb so please don't.' 'Don't be such a joy kill featherbrain, it'll be fun! Come on!' Isa shrugs. 'Why not.' Y/n smiles enthusiastically from the couch. 'I'm in!' Jimin looks at the rest questioningly. Jungkook glares at hims suspiciously. 'Yeah, no.' 'Knew you'd say that you boring bitch.' Jungkook snarls at him in response. Anna looks uncertain, but still nods, the alcohol obviously not helping her judgement. 'Taehyung?' Jimin raises his eyebrows at his last victim. Taehyung shrugs and smiles softly. 'Sure.' Jimin grins and sits up straight, clapping his hands.

'Wonderful! All the fun people are playing!' Annoyed huffing sounds from both sides of the room but he ignores it as he focuses his attention on the game.

Jimin pulls out a pack of cards. 'The rules are simple. You pull out a random card and give it to me. Then you guess the color and the figure. If you get both things right, you can make me do a dare. If you only get the type right, you can ask me a question, if you get only the color right, I can ask YOU a question and if you get both wrong, I can make you do a dare. Got it?' The group hums and nods in agreement. Jimin grins and Yoongi frowns in concern watching the mischievous look in his face.

'Perfect, let's start with you.' He holds out the cards towards Isa, who, without looking, reaches back to pull one out. Jimin takes it from her hand and hums. 'Let's hear it.' Isa pulls the lollipop from her mouth. 'Blue sun.' Jimin whistles in surprise. 'You're either very lucky or very good at cheating.' Yoongi grumbles from the side. 'Both.' Isa ignores him. 'So I can make you do anything right?' Jimin frowns in concern. 'I'm starting to regret this game.'

Isa taps the lolli against her lips in thought. 'Hmmm, you have tooooo, kiss Jungkook on the forehead and tell him that he's a pretty little kitty.' For a moment everyone is silent. 'HEH?!' Jungkook shoots upright. 'The fuck did you just say?!' Jimin has his eyes pressed shut and his hands clasped in front of his face as if in prayer. 'Please, please tell me I'm going senile.' Isa shrugs, 'It's fine if you don't want to. But that means you lose.' Jimin' eyes shoot open. 'Fuck no. Jungkook sit still!' Jungkook scrambles to hide behind Anna. 'Stay away from me you freaking pervert! I'm not playing so you can't use me for this bullshit Isa.' Isa tilts her head at him, considering his words. 'Fair enough. Jimin, kiss Anna instead.' Jimin grins. 'This just got a whole lot more interesting.' Anna blushes bright red as Jimin makes his way over. Jungkook quickly snatches Anna up and puts her behind him. 'You BITCH. Fine! Let's get this over with.' Jimin tsks, looking disappointed. 'Why are you doing this to us you idiot.' Jungkook glares at him. 'Just shut up and do it already you oversized poodle.' Jimin glares back at him. 'Pretty kitty my ass, you're just an ugly, rude furball.'

On the other side of the circle Yoongi and Y/n are dying of laughter while Taehyung tries to hide his smile and Isa grins in satisfaction. Jungkook is gripping Anna's hand for dear life while keeping his stare focused directly on Jimin, as the latter leans in unwillingly. The intens eye contact makes Y/n burst out into another laughing fit which has him basically rolling of the couch. The disgust on both of their faces is palpable as Jimin clenches his jaws and finally manages to force out the words. 'You're a pretty little kitty.' Then, before he can change his mind, he leans in and presses his lips on Jungkook's forehead. The moment it's over the both of them basically jump away from each other. Jimin gagging and Jungkook rubbing his forehead furiously. Jungkook glares back at Isa.' You'll pay for this.' Isa cocks her head at him, pulling an innocent face. 'But how? You're not playing remember.' Jungkook practically hisses at her as he crawls back to his spot on Anna's lap. Jimin is still sitting hunched over, his hands pressed over his eyes. 'I will never recover from this.' Yoongi chuckles. 'You know what, I take it back, this was a great idea.' Jimin looks up to glare at him.

Y/n is still giggling and hiccuping, trying to recover his breath. 'Stop being such a big baby. Next!' Jimin shifts his hateful stare to him but crawls back to his spot and picks the cards back up. 'Taehyung', he grumbles as he holds them out. Taehyung reaches out from the couch and pulls a card, before handing it back. Jimin takes a quick look and then puts it down. 'What shall it be?' Taehyung thinks for a moment. 'Black star.' Jimin grins happily. 'Close. Black moon. That means you owe me one truth.' Taehyung smiles regrettably and shrugs. 'Alright, hit me.'

Jimin stares at him for a moment, completely focused. 'Tell me your body count.' Taehyung tilts his head at him. 'Are we talking kills or-' Jimin cuts him off mid-sentence. 'Obviously not. How many women, or men, whatever, have you slept with?' He is grinning triumphantly, as if he just thought of the best question ever. Taehyung smiles at him however. 'Zero.' Another silence falls over the room, before Jimin wips his head towards Anna. 'Is he serious right now?!' Anna blushes slightly and shrugs, 'I've only ever heard about him rejecting girls.' Jimin screams dramatically and let's himself flop to the floor. 'NO!! My precious truth!! WASTED!!' Taehyung chuckles. 'Sorry to disappoint.' Yoongi sighs. 'I can't believe you didn't even consider this option.' Isa nods from the floor. 'Not everyone's a slut like you you know.' Yoongi sideeyes her. 'Are you really one to talk.' Isa rolls her eyes at him and puts her lolli back in her mouth. Jimin sighs dramatically as he gets back up. 'I can't believe this. He's that tall and he doesn't even APPRECIATE IT!! This world is cruel and unfair.' Jungkook huffs. 'Allright drama queen, there's worse things in life, move on.' Jimin pulls a disgusted face. 'True, I think I got your hair in my mouth.' Jungkook grimaces and reaches for his drink.

'Alright! Enough self pity, next!' Jimin reaches the deck to Y/n who gets up to pull one. Before he can reach out however, Jimin glares at him. 'No tricks, you hear me, look me in the eyes while you pull one. If I see even a hint of vision, you loose automatically.' Y/n rolls his eyes at him but obeys and keeps his eyes on Jimin's as he pulls out a card. Jimin keeps staring at him and hands the card to Isa. 'You look. I won't let him cheat.' Y/n glares at him. 'Blue moon.' Isa pops her lips. 'Double nope.' Jimin grins at Y/n. 'Oohhhh, you're so screwed.' Y/n puts hus head in his hands. 'Oh Gods....'

Jimin smiles widely, 'Oh this is going to be great! Let me think for a moment.' He strokes his chin as if deep in thought, but of course he had known immediately what he was going to make him do. Y/n glares at him, but awaits his fate in silence. Then, just before Jimin starts talking Y/n can't handle it anymore and looks a moment ahead, his eyes go wide. 'You wouldn't!' Jimin grins at him. 'Oh please, you know I absolutely would.' Y/n shoots him a hateful glare before turning bright red and putting his hands over his face. 'Please just die.' Jimin' grin only grows wider under Y/n's agony. 'Not before I see this!' He claps his hands in joy. 'Alright! For everyone who does not see the future! I dare Y/n to sit in Taehyung' lap and give him a kiss.' Taehyung looks at him in surprise.' Huh?' Y/n crumbles to the ground in shame, his face still buried in his hands.' Why are you like thiss', he cries.

Jimin just looks smug. 'You both agreed to the game, don't back out now!' He winks gleefully at Taehyung, who still looks shocked. Jimin leans forward and pats Y/n on the back. 'Come on, you've never backed out from a dare, are you really going to let this be the first time?' Y/n glares up at him through his fingers. 'You're the worst.' Jimin just grins and shrugs 'I know.' Y/n slowly gets up, clearly miserable and blushing like crazy. He shyly makes her way over to where Taehyung is sitting.

Yoongi slaps Jimin on the back of the head. 'OW!', Jimin shouts indignantly. 'Prick', the other boy scolds him. Isa shrugs from her spot. 'Let him be. They needed the push.' Yoongi shoots her a disapproving glare. 'You're just as bad.' Anna frowns at Y/n in worry. 'You know you don't have to if you don't want to right? It's just a game.' Jungkook grumbles from her lap.

Y/n shakes his head, his hands still covering his face. 'I'm okay.' Then he takes the last step towards Taehyung, still not looking at him. 'I'm sorry, if you don't want to...' Taehyung, smiles at him reassuringly. 'I'm fine, don't worry.' Then, while gently putting his hands on his waist, 'Come here.'

Y/n's eyes go wide as Taehyung slowly leads him to sit on his lap, facing him, still holding his waist. Taehyung carefully takes his hands in his own and pulls them away from his face. 'Are you sure you're okay with this?' Y/n nods jerkily, while still blushing and pressing his eyes closed. Taehyung smiles softly and leads Y/n's hands to rest on his chest. 'Then, is it okay if I kiss you?' Y/n's eyes shoot open as Taehyung gently puts his hand on his face. He is shocked for a moment but then nods shyly, still in disbelief. Taehyung smiles at him before slowly leaning in. 'I'm sorry if I'm no good at this, it's my first time.'

Y/n's eyes go wide just before their lips meet, and then fall closed again right after. The kiss starts out slow and careful, giving them both time to adapt and get used to each other. But before Y/n even completely realizes that this is actually happening, Taehyung threads his hand through Y/n's hair and pulls him closer, deepening the kiss. Y/n automatically puts his arms around Taehyung's neck and presses his body closer to him. He opens her mouth when Taehyung pushes for him to let him in. One of Taehyung's hands moves to the small of Y/n's back as he pulls him against his chest, his other hands still in his hair. For a moment they're both lost in each other, the rest completely forgotten. Until Y/n feels Taehyung's voice rumble deep in his throat as he almost groans against his mouth, and he snaps out of it. Shocked he pulls back. His hand clasped over his mouth. His face still completely flushed he stares at Taehyung, who looks back at him, just as flushed and slightly out of breath. He's blinking blankly and looking almost surprised. For a moment they just look at each other, and then Y/n jumps up and runs out of the room, leaving Taehyung utterly confused.

Taehyung snaps back to reality once he hears Jimin scrape his throat. 'Wow, I mean, I just wanted him to give you a quick kiss, but damn! Thanks for the show!' Isa nods solemnly from the floor. Jungkook grumbles from Anna's lap. 'Lucky bitches.' Anna above him is just staring at the ground, beetred and with her hands covering her face. Jimin grins at Taehyung and leans forward. 'First time you said? Now I almost want to see what you'll do after some practice!' Isa, again, nods solemnly. Then, while pulling her lollipop from her mouth and starting to get up. 'I volunteer.'

Jimin and Yoongi both pull her back. 'HELL NO!' 'Nope.'

Taehyung, still confused, keeps looking at where Y/n disappeared. 'Did I do something wrong..?'

Everyone else: 'NO.'

After basically everyone has gone to bed, only Jimin and Isa are left in the living room. Jimin leans back on his elbows. 'So. Aren't you going to show me the card?' Isa casually takes a sip from her drink as she flips Y/n's card between her fingers, showing a blue moon.

[breakyourperfection]

Welcome to my new favorite series, 'Sister who doesn't listen to kpop reviews my favorite groups'

(Thank you to @sketchbook-gal-xe for letting me subject you to some of my hyperfixations)

We're starting off with one she's slightly familiar with, BTS.

Jin: He yells a lot.(I tell her that he's the one who designed RJ) Makes sense for an alpaca.

Yoongi: Hamster(learns he's part of the rapline) Gerbil. Cause they're chill, but sometimes they might kill you.

Hobi: Somehow didn't get accepted as a Blued Clues cast member, but is still trying.

Namjoon: Idk, he's kinda like a poodle. Like they're supposed to be really smart, but it's just... not happening rn.

Jimin: Elf.

Taehyung: In a constant state of Flashback.

Jungkook: That weird girl in the friend group who's good at everything. Might have a fish in his bag, idk.

[wonderfuldeath]

.o| Bad Temptation : XXVI |o.

Warnings : Violence, injury, graphic depictions, sex

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Taehyung felt very small in Damarro's home. The new mayor, or rather king, as he now wished to be called, had bought himself a magnificent house over the years, a veritable palace that easily made you dizzy just looking at the interior. The place was gloomy, and several portraits of people the new angelic vampire had never heard of seemed to judge him with every step he took to reach the small sitting room he was shown. Jungkook had made it very clear that he didn't approve of this interview. But Taehyung had insisted. After all, what could Heisukei do? Everyone knew he was there. The journalist had returned to work a week earlier, so he simply couldn't refuse to come and do it. Heisukei would suspect something, or worse, might take a dislike to them. Besides, he was curious: why would he want an exclusive interview now, rather than anywhere else in town? Obviously, Heisukei must have a plan, something dangerous, but Taehyung knew deep down that he wouldn't do anything, for one obvious reason. He cared about his job. After all, killing a journalist in the middle of his work would be frowned upon, and it would jeopardize everything he'd built up in just two weeks. Impossible, not for someone as full of himself as he was.

“- Mr. Kim, punctual as always. Take a seat, I'll be with you in two minutes.

- Take your time, Mr Damarro, I'm in no hurry and I've cleared my schedule just for you.

- How generous.”

Damarro was gleaming, looking a good dozen years younger, which made Taehyung wince. But he made no comment, remaining rather upright and professional, his new state-of-the-art tablet in his hands. Jungkook had insisted on giving him one, since he was so stubborn about taking notes with a pen. Heisukei joined him, offering him a cup of coffee, which Taehyung politely declined. He had promised his over-protective husband that he wouldn't take anything offered by this being he found repugnant. Quickly, they both got to work.

“- I'm ready to start.

- Perfect. Tell me, Mr. Damarro, may I call you that?

- Of course you may.

- Well, Mr. Damarro, how does it feel to be taking over?

- Well, I accept my role as best I can, you know. I was as surprised as you were when I took over. Monsieur Choi had it all planned. The poor man… Who'd have thought he'd take his own life?

- Aren't you afraid that the locals might find your methods a little too… brusque?

- No. And even if they do, there's not much I can do about it. This town needs order, needs someone willing to do the wrong thing, you understand?

- Is that why you've introduced this new zombie law? All zombies must be chipped and can be used for personal purposes. If I understand correctly, they won't have any rights?

- Yes, the right to stay where they are. Nobody likes zombies, they're slow and even more useless than humans.”

The wine glass Namjoon held between his fingers shattered with a crash, startling even her husband as he read aloud their new mayor's nonsense about his race. His fingers ran angrily through his pink hair, as he resumed a more natural posture, trying to calm himself so as not to send the tablet he'd just bought flying. Seokjin watched him in silence, before finally joining him, hoping to help him regain a shred of calm. Taehyung apologized half-heartedly. The interview had been a load of garbage. Mr. Damarro was a cold man who had no qualms about talking about the executions he himself had ordered. In just one week, he'd taken power and already forty-two people had lost their lives, for trifles. He wasn't a king, he was a tyrant.

“- Getting angry won't change anything, we have to wait for a breach to knock him off his pedestal.

- Before he turns me into a poodle, that would be welcome.

- By the way, I think that collar looks great on you.”

The comment seemed to hit the nail on the head, as Namjoon rolled his eyes, letting Seokjin come up and tenderly kiss his lips. The couple whispered things to each other that no one wanted to hear. Taehyung turned to give them some privacy, while Jungkook rolled his eyes, obviously more upset that he couldn't do the same thing because of the table between them, than by the couple setting each other on fire in the corner of the room.

“- Anyway, at least we know what Heisukei wants.

- He didn't weigh his words, as if he were convinced that no one could stop him.

- And he's not necessarily wrong.”

Elyzabeth raised her first glass of alcohol in a long time to her lips, before sighing in an attempt to calm herself. Her store had become a veritable battlefield, since her ex-husband had forbidden anyone to employ zombies. The exhaustion of having to manage everything alone could be read in her gestures. Heisukei was a veritable open wound, gaping and festering. An evil being who thought she could do anything. She bit her lips before resuming her tirade.

“- Right now, he's got the whole town to himself. Few dare to rebel.

- To avoid ending up as fodder for those… things he has at his beck and call. They're just humans who think they're Mystics. Nothing more.

- But they have the strength of Mystics, there's no denying it.

- Finally, Yoongi was able to kill one of them with his bare hands.”

This information had eluded them until now, and Elyzabeth wrinkled her nose as Namjoon finally returned to the table, much calmer. Seokjin sat on his lap, and nobody seemed to want to ask about this sudden change of mood. Namjoon was the first to speak, stroking his lover's hips to soothe his nerves, already ready to explode again at the mere thought of their new leader.

“- If they're this fragile, it means he hasn't managed to transform them completely. They're just guys who think they're us.

- But in this case, we can prove that Heisukei lied too.”

All eyes fell on Taehyung, who was rereading the articles about Mister Choi's death. In truth, nothing in the report stuck. The state of the body was inconsistent with the alleged hanging Heisukei had seen. Yet he was certain that vampires couldn't die like that. Jungkook had already taken a bookshelf to the head because of Kiyeon, and he hadn't even had a bruise. So a vampire cut in half by a hangman's noose…

“- Okay, but he'll fight back. Even if he did kill him, it doesn't prove anything. Just that Choi was pretending to be a vampire when he wasn't.

- But it's a start. All we need to do is find evidence to incriminate him in his own lie. And convict him of the same crimes he condemns.”

Jungkook nodded, accepting this plan, since it was her wonderful husband who had decided it, and everyone eventually parted, too tired to refuse anything. Taehyung looked out of the car window, playing with his fingers, before Jungkook's hand came to reassure him tenderly. His red eyes burned, a pleasant yet unfamiliar burn.

“- Pull over, Jungkook.

- Pull over? Why?

- Just do it.”

The car pulled into the woods near the house, the vampire turning on the warnings to try to figure out what was taking his husband, before seeing him throw himself at him. The kiss was far from tender, let alone superficial. It was as if Taehyung would die within hours. His body was seething, he wanted the vampire to devour him right there, right now, and he didn't mind. The act was wild, completely animal, leaving the windows fogged with their shared passion. When he and Taehyung had eaten their fill, the heat in Taehyung's belly vanished, and he felt as if he'd eaten a full meal. He put his clothes back on and resumed his proper place.

“- I hope this happens more often.

- Don't talk nonsense, will you?

- Never.”

The car set off again, and the vampire gave little glances to his husband, who was now feeling a little cramped in this car. He was sure that Jungkook hadn't finished his meal. And for sure, Taehyung would have trouble talking in the morning.

[indigolover97]

We Started It

Epilogue: Slow Dancing

5 Years Later

Yoongi fiddles with the silver band around his ring finger as he works on the piles of paperwork on his desk. He glances at the new wedding picture that Taehyung had dropped off, staring at the wide boxy smile on his husband’s face. His eyes trace Taehyung’s figure as he stands clutching Yoongi’s side in front of the metal ducks at the Haslla Museum. Yoongi has to admit he likes this photo more than their honeymoon one in front of the Eiffel Tower.

A knock at the door tears his eyes away from his husband’s handsome face.

“Come in,” Yoongi calls, raising a brow in confusion as a youthful face pokes his head around the doorframe. “Can I help you?”

“Ah,” the boy stutters, shuffling into the room. His fraying sneakers squeak against the floor as he walks over to the chair in front of Yoongi’s desk. “The lady downstairs said to talk to you about a possible job opening, as a bartender.”

Yoongi nods as he takes in the boy’s scrappy appearance, his tattered pants, loose black shirt, and beaten black backpack that has a small purple heart pin on the strap. “Do you have any experience as a bartender?”

The boy shakes his head but says quickly, “But I can learn! I pick things up really quickly, I’m sure I can learn!”

Yoongi hums, clicking his tongue. “Are you even old enough to serve alcohol?”

“I’m turning eighteen next month, on the first.” The boy says quickly. “That would be enough time to get me trained and then I can get straight to work.”

Yoongi frowns and opens his mouth to send the boy away, but stops when the boy grasps his hands together tightly in his lap and hangs his head in preparation for the denial. He pauses and takes a real good look at the boy. He's young and looks like he’s been on the street for the past few weeks.

“Do you have anywhere to stay during your training?” Yoongi asks, already guessing the answer as the boy blinks up at him.

He shakes his head, “No sir, I would have to ask for an advancement on my first paycheck so I can get myself a place to stay.”

Yoongi clicks his tongue, “How long have you been in Seoul?”

“I’ve been here for school, but I’ve only been on my own for the past three weeks.” The boy answers scrunching his brows in confusion at Yoongi’s questions.

Yoongi doesn’t press on the reason why he’s been on the streets, only nods as he pulls out a sheet of paper from his desk. “Name, date of birth, and clothing size. You’ll be staying with my husband and I until we can get you trained and working. I don’t give advancements to employees that haven’t shown me what they’re capable of.”

“Oh no sir, you don’t have to…” the boy stops at the look Yoongi levels at him and gives a swift bow as he gives a quiet thank you. “My name is Jeon Jungkook.”

“Well Jungkook-ah, if you will follow me.” Yoongu says standing after filling out the contract for his employment. “I’ll show you where you’ll be staying, my husband should be home by now. Do you have any food allergies that we need to know about?”

Jungkook blinks as Yoongi guides him by the shoulder onto the elevator, “I have a gluten allergy.”

Yoongi smiles and presses the seven button, “We can work with that.”

The elevator door closes and Yoongi’s smile grows as the sounds of smooth jazz grow louder and louder as they rise.

“Yoons, is that you?” A deep voice calls before Taehyung pops around the corner and smiles widely as he catches sight of Yoongi as the doors open again to their home.

“Yeah I’m home,” Yoongi mutters, pulling Jungkook forward to introduce the pair. He takes in the sight of his tall husband bouncing on his toes as he shakes Jungkook’s hand and leads him to their guest bedroom.

He walks into the kitchen to check on the dinner that Taehyung had started, petting their poodle, Holly, as he passed him on the couch. Yeontan, their newest pomeranian puppy, jumped from his little bed in the corner and followed Yoongi into the kitchen, yapping excitedly at his heels.

“Go bother your Appa, Tannie.” Yoongi mutters to the black fluff ball, only to get an indignant yip in response. He sighs and hands the menace a little slice of chicken from the simmering pan, “You’re nearly as bad as him. I swear Jiminie gave you to us just to annoy me.”

Yeontan runs off with his prize and Yoongi laughs as he watches his short little feet dash across the hardwoods. He turns back to the stove and starts lowering the heat of the pots, mentally calculating to see if they had enough food to feed an obviously very hungry teenager. Arms come around Yoongi’s shoulders as he’s moving to check the rice cooker, he lays a hand on the wrist of one as he feels Taehyung bury his nose into the top of his head.

“You brought home a stray,” Taehyung chuckles, running his thumbs over Yoongi’s collarbone.

Yoongi grunts, “We’re probably going to need to go shopping for him tomorrow. I don’t think he has anything but what’s in that scrappy backpack of his.”

Taehyung hums in agreement and ducks his head down against the side of Yoongi’s neck, shuffling behind him as Yoongi moves back in front of the stove. “I’m having him take a shower now, looks like the boy hasn’t been able to wash properly in weeks. What did he come here for?”

“A job as a bartender,” Yoongi answers, tasting one of the sauces before giving a spoon full for Taehyung to try. He gets a hum of approval for it and turns down the heat to keep it at a gentle simmer. “He’s not old enough to serve alcohol now, his birthday is the first of September.”

“We’ll have to celebrate then,” Taehyung murmurs, placing a kiss against the side of Yoongi’s neck before pulling away from him completely. He moves to Yoongi’s side and starts helping him finish the dinner.

Jungkook comes out of the guest room a moment later, his hair a wet mop on top of his head and cleaner clothes on his body. He blinks at the array of food on the table and his stomach audibly grumbles.

“Ah, sorry,” he mutters, clutching his stomach as Taehyung and Yoongi simply chuckle and wave him over to sit down with them.

“Don’t worry about it, we’ll get you fed up in no time.” Taehyung chuckles, patting his shoulder and scooping large portions onto his plate. He waves off any protest from Jungkook, “Eat up, we can always order more food if we need to. I didn’t expect another guest tonight.”

“Thank you,” Jungkook murmurs, bowing his head to them before slowly digging into his plate. A scowl appears on the boy’s face and Yoongi almost worries about having made the sauce too spicy, even if Taehyung could handle it, when the boy moans in ecstasy and mutters a quiet, “So good.”

Yoongi chuckles as he starts digging to his own plate, he feels Taehyung lay a gentle hand on his thigh and he drops his free one to interlace their fingers. They share a brief smile before focusing on their food and start a conversation with their new guest.

As he watches Taehyung and Jungkook talk animatedly to each other, Yoongi idly wonders how long the boy will be staying with them.

[tangerinium]

Kyunghoon my little poodle you remind me of no more dream era taehyung ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

[The ending of episode 2...that 0 about to drop lower again 😭]

[peppertaemint]

Dear Peppertaemint,

I'm at home, bored to death on this lovely afternoon that feels like a Sunday - although it isn't - and I had this question that popped in my head. It's a bit silly, but we need that in our lives as well.

I was wondering if you would engage in a creative exercise because I'm curious of what do you think about famous idol pets and how they would get along with each other or not. Is there one who would assume the leader position? Who would get friendly with whom? Or perhaps some romantic sparks? Who do you think would be enemies from the start?

Yours sincerely,

Lady A. Assante

Hello Lady A. Assante,

I wonder what lifestyle allows you to feel like a Tuesday is a Sunday; I’m rather jealous.

Idol pets is a fun subject, so I accept your creative exercise. But, we should keep in mind an idol pet who has been slighted as of late. If this pet could talk, he’d be speaking to Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, or even TMZ. We must think of Yeontan, pet of BTS Taehyung, who couldn’t travel for the recent MV shooting and was thus recast with a lookalike. I can only imagine his agent is angry and demanding some sort of recompense.

Taehyung’s Yeontan. This beautiful darling deserves justice.

If Tannie would stray from Taennie, I think he would be at home with SHINee Key’s Commes Des. Commes Des gets in some trouble, and that might be enough to distract Tannie from his current woes.

Key’s Commes Des watching a video of his daddy.

Key’s Garçons is a bitch. We all know that. And we love it; like father, like son. I think he might need to be a lone wolf. I mean, BTOB Chansub’s beagle didn’t fair that well with Commes Des or Garçons.

Is he ready to pounce or is he simply judging his daddy? Key’s Garçons.

Taeyeon’s doggie Zero is an eligible bachelor. He’s a wealthy entrepreneur dog with his SPAO collaboration. I could see Tannie having some dates with Zero. Maybe it could be a love match.

Taeyeon's poodle, Zero.

Now, let’s have a side of gossip with our pet life. Ten has two cats, Louis and Leon. He is there owner, but a certain someone takes care of them when Ten’s not around. That would be Yangyang. Have you encountered Ten and Yangyang recently? The vibes are off the charts.

TenYang. Levi, Louis and Leon.

One might think that Taemin's Kkoongie and Ddaengie could be their own love match, but they’re brother and sister; let’s not be weird. Could Louis or Leon win Kkoongie’s love? She’s been raised a spoiled princess and has the highest of standards. Perhaps Louis with his debonaire good looks could win Kkoongie’s heart.

Princess Kkoongie in her tower. Louis looking charming.

Ddaengie might have to settle for more kisses from his daddy.

He taught his cats to kiss him. Oh lord.

[park-jimin-isnt-real]

POODLE TAEHYUNG MY BELOVED

[myuniversektv]

Poodle Taehyung...

My Love 💗🥰🐯💜💜💜

[cryxtalsnow]

ㅤ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏،ᴛᴀᴇʜyᴜɴɢ ɪᴄᴏɴꜱ ღ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴩᴏꜱᴛ

[taehyungfirst]

Unpopular opinion, i don't really like blond tae.

In my opinion dark colors suit him so much more.

How do you feel about the red hair? The worst one in my opinion

I LOOOOOOVE blond Taehyung, I think he suited every shade he got. You can’t look at Dynamite blond and tell me he didn’t look good omg

I liked the red too, I liked that he matched his fit with his hair AND earrings that was very diva of him. The worst one for me was the poodle 😭😭

[tetaesblogs]

a soft clip of poodle era taehyung ♡

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[fantasy---feels]

Blue moon (111)

pairing: Jungkook x male reader

genre: fantasy, comedy, slice of life, fluff, some very, very mild smut (?)

wordcount: 2k~

summary: Of course Y/n should have known that Jimin had bad intentions when he suggested the game, but hey, maybe he should actually thank him.

warnings: none really

date: 27-01-2024

info: Initially wrote this about two of my Oc's but later felt like also adapting it to some of my favorite fandoms sooo, oops~ Also, since I couldn't choose there are multiple different versions of the same story, just with different main characters ^^

It's getting late, and basically everyone is drunk to a certain degree. Taehyung as always has draped himself over Anna's legs, Yoongi is hanging in his chair, Isa is laying on the floor, with her feet in Jimin's lap and Jungkook and Y/n are on seperate ends of the couch. Jimin squints at them and after chugging the last of his drink, grins evilly. 'Let's play a game!'

Isa looks back at him, bored and sucking her lollipop. 'Why?' Jimin winks at her. 'Trust me, you'll love it.' Yoongi sighs beside him. 'I don't know what you're planning, but it's probably dumb so please don't.' 'Don't be such a joy kill featherbrain, it'll be fun! Come on!' Isa shrugs. 'Why not.' Y/n smiles enthusiastically from the couch. 'I'm in!' Jimin looks at the rest questioningly. Taehyung glares at hims suspiciously. 'Yeah, no.' 'Knew you'd say that you boring bitch.' Taehyung snarls at him in response. Anna looks uncertain, but still nods, the alcohol obviously not helping her judgement. 'Jungkook?' Jimin raises his eyebrows at his last victim. Jungkook shrugs and smiles softly. 'Sure.' Jimin grins and sits up straight, clapping his hands.

'Wonderful! All the fun people are playing!' Annoyed huffing sounds from both sides of the room but he ignores it as he focuses his attention on the game.

Jimin pulls out a pack of cards. 'The rules are simple. You pull out a random card and give it to me. Then you guess the color and the figure. If you get both things right, you can make me do a dare. If you only get the type right, you can ask me a question, if you get only the color right, I can ask YOU a question and if you get both wrong, I can make you do a dare. Got it?' The group hums and nods in agreement. Jimin grins and Yoongi frowns in concern watching the mischievous look in his face.

'Perfect, let's start with you.' He holds out the cards towards Isa, who, without looking, reaches back to pull one out. Jimin takes it from her hand and hums. 'Let's hear it.' Isa pulls the lollipop from her mouth. 'Blue sun.' Jimin whistles in surprise. 'You're either very lucky or very good at cheating.' Yoongi grumbles from the side. 'Both.' Isa ignores him. 'So I can make you do anything right?' Jimin frowns in concern. 'I'm starting to regret this game.'

Isa taps the lolli against her lips in thought. 'Hmmm, you have tooooo, kiss Taehyung on the forehead and tell him that he's a pretty little kitty.' For a moment everyone is silent. 'HEH?!' Taehyung shoots upright. 'The fuck did you just say?!' Jimin has his eyes pressed shut and his hands clasped in front of his face as if in prayer. 'Please, please tell me I'm going senile.' Isa shrugs, 'It's fine if you don't want to. But that means you lose.' Jimin' eyes shoot open. 'Fuck no. Taehyung sit still!' Taehyung scrambles to hide behind Anna. 'Stay away from me you freaking pervert! I'm not playing so you can't use me for this bullshit Isa.' Isa tilts her head at him, considering his words. 'Fair enough. Jimin, kiss Anna instead.' Jimin grins. 'This just got a whole lot more interesting.' Anna blushes bright red as Jimin makes his way over. Taehyung quickly snatches Anna up and puts her behind him. 'You BITCH. Fine! Let's get this over with.' Jimin tsks, looking disappointed. 'Why are you doing this to us you idiot.' Taehyung glares at him. 'Just shut up and do it already you oversized poodle.' Jimin glares back at him. 'Pretty kitty my ass, you're just an ugly, rude furball.'

On the other side of the circle Yoongi and Y/n are dying of laughter while Jungkook tries to hide his smile and Isa grins in satisfaction. Taehyung is gripping Anna's hand for dear life while keeping his stare focused directly on Jimin, as the latter leans in unwillingly. The intens eye contact makes Y/n burst out into another laughing fit which has him basically rolling of the couch. The disgust on both of their faces is palpable as Jimin clenches his jaws and finally manages to force out the words. 'You're a pretty little kitty.' Then, before he can change his mind, he leans in and presses his lips on Taehyung's forehead. The moment it's over the both of them basically jump away from each other. Jimin gagging and Taehyung rubbing his forehead furiously. Taehyung glares back at Isa.' You'll pay for this.' Isa cocks her head at him, pulling an innocent face. 'But how? You're not playing remember.' Taehyung practically hisses at her as he crawls back to his spot on Anna's lap. Jimin is still sitting hunched over, his hands pressed over his eyes. 'I will never recover from this.' Yoongi chuckles. 'You know what, I take it back, this was a great idea.' Jimin looks up to glare at him.

Y/n is still giggling and hiccuping, trying to recover his breath. 'Stop being such a big baby. Next!' Jimin shifts his hateful stare to him but crawls back to his spot and picks the cards back up. 'Jungkook', he grumbles as he holds them out. Jungkook reaches out from the couch and pulls a card, before handing it back. Jimin takes a quick look and then puts it down. 'What shall it be?' Jungkook thinks for a moment. 'Black star.' Jimin grins happily. 'Close. Black moon. That means you owe me one truth.' Jungkook smiles regrettably and shrugs. 'Alright, hit me.'

Jimin stares at him for a moment, completely focused. 'Tell me your body count.' Jungkook tilts his head at him. 'Are we talking kills or-' Jimin cuts him off mid-sentence. 'Obviously not. How many women, or men, whatever, have you slept with?' He is grinning triumphantly, as if he just thought of the best question ever. Jungkook smiles at him however. 'Zero.' Another silence falls over the room, before Jimin wips his head towards Anna. 'Is he serious right now?!' Anna blushes slightly and shrugs, 'I've only ever heard about him rejecting girls.' Jimin screams dramatically and let's himself flop to the floor. 'NO!! My precious truth!! WASTED!!' Jungkook chuckles. 'Sorry to disappoint.' Yoongi sighs. 'I can't believe you didn't even consider this option.' Isa nods from the floor. 'Not everyone's a slut like you you know.' Yoongi sideeyes her. 'Are you really one to talk.' Isa rolls her eyes at him and puts her lolli back in her mouth. Jimin sighs dramatically as he gets back up. 'I can't believe this. He's that tall and he doesn't even APPRECIATE IT!! This world is cruel and unfair.' Taehyung huffs. 'Allright drama queen, there's worse things in life, move on.' Jimin pulls a disgusted face. 'True, I think I got your hair in my mouth.' Taehyung grimaces and reaches for his drink.

'Alright! Enough self pity, next!' Jimin reaches the deck to Y/n who gets up to pull one. Before he can reach out however, Jimin glares at him. 'No tricks, you hear me, look me in the eyes while you pull one. If I see even a hint of vision, you loose automatically.' Y/n rolls his eyes at him but obeys and keeps his eyes on Jimin's as he pulls out a card. Jimin keeps staring at him and hands the card to Isa. 'You look. I won't let him cheat.' Y/n glares at him. 'Blue moon.' Isa pops her lips. 'Double nope.' Jimin grins at Y/n. 'Oohhhh, you're so screwed.' Y/n puts hus head in his hands. 'Oh Gods....'

Jimin smiles widely, 'Oh this is going to be great! Let me think for a moment.' He strokes his chin as if deep in thought, but of course he had known immediately what he was going to make him do. Y/n glares at him, but awaits his fate in silence. Then, just before Jimin starts talking Y/n can't handle it anymore and looks a moment ahead, his eyes go wide. 'You wouldn't!' Jimin grins at him. 'Oh please, you know I absolutely would.' Y/n shoots him a hateful glare before turning bright red and putting his hands over his face. 'Please just die.' Jimin' grin only grows wider under Y/n's agony. 'Not before I see this!' He claps his hands in joy. 'Alright! For everyone who does not see the future! I dare Y/n to sit in Jungkook' lap and give him a kiss.' Jungkook looks at him in surprise.' Huh?' Y/n crumbles to the ground in shame, his face still buried in his hands.' Why are you like thiss', he cries.

Jimin just looks smug. 'You both agreed to the game, don't back out now!' He winks gleefully at Jungkook, who still looks shocked. Jimin leans forward and pats Y/n on the back. 'Come on, you've never backed out from a dare, are you really going to let this be the first time?' Y/n glares up at him through his fingers. 'You're the worst.' Jimin just grins and shrugs 'I know.' Y/n slowly gets up, clearly miserable and blushing like crazy. He shyly makes her way over to where Jungkook is sitting.

Yoongi slaps Jimin on the back of the head. 'OW!', Jimin shouts indignantly. 'Prick', the other boy scolds him. Isa shrugs from her spot. 'Let him be. They needed the push.' Yoongi shoots her a disapproving glare. 'You're just as bad.' Anna frowns at Y/n in worry. 'You know you don't have to if you don't want to right? It's just a game.' Taehyung grumbles from her lap.

Y/n shakes his head, his hands still covering his face. 'I'm okay.' Then he takes the last step towards Jungkook, still not looking at him. 'I'm sorry, if you don't want to...' Jungkook, smiles at him reassuringly. 'I'm fine, don't worry.' Then, while gently putting his hands on his waist, 'Come here.'

Y/n's eyes go wide as Jungkook slowly leads him to sit on his lap, facing him, still holding his waist. Jungkook carefully takes his hands in his own and pulls them away from his face. 'Are you sure you're okay with this?' Y/n nods jerkily, while still blushing and pressing his eyes closed. Jungkook smiles softly and leads Y/n's hands to rest on his chest. 'Then, is it okay if I kiss you?' Y/n's eyes shoot open as Jungkook gently puts his hand on his face. He is shocked for a moment but then nods shyly, still in disbelief. Jungkook smiles at him before slowly leaning in. 'I'm sorry if I'm no good at this, it's my first time.'

Y/n's eyes go wide just before their lips meet, and then fall closed again right after. The kiss starts out slow and careful, giving them both time to adapt and get used to each other. But before Y/n even completely realizes that this is actually happening, Jungkook threads his hand through Y/n's hair and pulls him closer, deepening the kiss. Y/n automatically puts his arms around Jungkook's neck and presses his body closer to him. He opens her mouth when Jungkook pushes for him to let him in. One of Jungkook's hands moves to the small of Y/n's back as he pulls him against his chest, his other hands still in his hair. For a moment they're both lost in each other, the rest completely forgotten. Until Y/n feels Jungkook's voice rumble deep in his throat as he almost groans against his mouth, and he snaps out of it. Shocked he pulls back. His hand clasped over his mouth. His face still completely flushed he stares at Jungkook, who looks back at him, just as flushed and slightly out of breath. He's blinking blankly and looking almost surprised. For a moment they just look at each other, and then Y/n jumps up and runs out of the room, leaving Jungkook utterly confused.

Jungkook snaps back to reality once he hears Jimin scrape his throat. 'Wow, I mean, I just wanted him to give you a quick kiss, but damn! Thanks for the show!' Isa nods solemnly from the floor. Taehyung grumbles from Anna's lap. 'Lucky bitches.' Anna above him is just staring at the ground, beetred and with her hands covering her face. Jimin grins at Jungkook and leans forward. 'First time you said? Now I almost want to see what you'll do after some practice!' Isa, again, nods solemnly. Then, while pulling her lollipop from her mouth and starting to get up. 'I volunteer.'

Jimin and Yoongi both pull her back. 'HELL NO!' 'Nope.'

Jungkook, still confused, keeps looking at where Y/n disappeared. 'Did I do something wrong..?'

Everyone else: 'NO.'

After basically everyone has gone to bed, only Jimin and Isa are left in the living room. Jimin leans back on his elbows. 'So. Aren't you going to show me the card?' Isa casually takes a sip from her drink as she flips Y/n's card between her fingers, showing a blue moon.

[kimtaegis]

fluffy boyfriend