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ssreeder · 1 year ago
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Chapters: 16/? Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Sokka/Zuko (Avatar), Aang/Katara (Avatar), others to be tagged later - Relationship Characters: Sokka (Avatar), Zuko (Avatar), Aang (Avatar), Katara (Avatar), Toph Beifong, Jet (Avatar), Suki (Avatar), Kyoshi Warriors (Avatar), Iroh (Avatar), Jee (Avatar), Hakoda (Avatar), Bato (Avatar), A bunch of OCs, Long Feng, Joo Dee (Avatar), Azula (Avatar), Mai (Avatar), Ty Lee (Avatar), Ozai (Avatar), General Fong (Avatar) Additional Tags: Violence, Blood and Injury, War, Minor Character Death, Rape/Non-con Elements, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, Attempted Sexual Assault, Major Character Injury, Amputation, Implied/Referenced Suicide, possible major character death, themes similar to the first two books, Sexism, Racism (like has already been written in first two books), dark themes, Human Trafficking, Slavery, Just a lot of dark war-like themes, there will be a battle, Torture, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Injury Recovery, Healing, Underage Sex, Underage Drinking, Animal Death, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Warnings each chapter, Hopefully some healing for Zuko finally, no promises, but that’s the goal, Reunions, hopefully a happy ending, Sokka gets some healing too, Non-Consensual Drug Use Series: Part 3 of Leaving It All Behind Summary:
-This is the last book of the series LIAB, please go read the other two books before this, or you will be very confused-
Zuko has been taken by the Earth Kingdom army to who-knows-where, and Sokka is determined to get him back.
But he can’t do it alone.
With Suki and the Kyoshi Warriors by his side, Sokka is headed to Ba Sing Se to find Katara and Aang so they can go rescue his fire bender.
Things aren’t as easy as he had hoped. Corruption, lies, and unknown horrors await them inside the city’s walls. None of this is helping Sokka’s mental well-being.
Hakoda and his men face a problem of their own as Azula approaches with the intentions of making it rain fire.
Sokka and Zuko will both find themselves having to reintegrate back into a life they thought they left behind, with people they hardly remember. It isn’t easy for anyone, especially when they don’t recognize the person standing in front of them.
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adel-memes · 2 years ago
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Ngl the Beauty and Beast AU intrigued me
OKAY OKAY LISTEN
So Shadow is the beast and he got cursed he looks like a messy creature straight from a horror game. Dude is like. Monster vibes okay. Monster God Damn vibes. Like he looks like someone poured a bucket of ink on him and it never dried but it doesn't stain instead it's wispy and stuff. I have no idea how to explain other than he's a creepy dude.
Green & Vio are both Belle but in a sense that Green is the one who went after his dad to save him. Vio is actually his best friend who was like 'dude you will die out there' and accompanied him. To which they find the mansion castle thing and Captain gets kicked out and the two get taken in instead. Vio is just regretting his friendship with Green but they're ride or die for each other so they stick it together. Vio wasn't gonna leave Green alone.
Anyway Red & Blue are here too and they play the role of lumiere and cogsworth (the candle and the clock) and basically accompany the two and try to get them to help Shadow out cause "dude it's so exhausting here fr help us fix this so we can move along with our lives."
Now here is the important part. The rose thing? Yeah replaced it. The rose is actually the mirror <3 and its kinda shattered.
So the whole plot starts & has similar set up to beauty and the beast but instead it's Vio & Green slowly piecing together the mirror to help Shadow and each part of the mansion got a big shard but it's magic puzzle tied with Shadow so basically they're like "You. Listen to us-" and it's a vibe.
<3
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trigun-floopers · 2 years ago
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S1 Ep 1
Rosa grills Vash about the rope:
"Then why are you tied up?"
Vash starts to fumble with the rope. "Ta...ta-d..." He grunts and shakes his shoulders.
"Taaaa...." He starts jumping up and down. "Ta-aa-daaaa!"
He steps on the rope, skids, and face plants before popping straight back up. "I'm fine! My nose is fine!"
Roberto chuckles, "What about your pride?"
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quinnysnursery · 4 months ago
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BOT REQUESTS!! I fr only keep c.ai for Quinny’s bots
(Who are they for 😮😮)
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taaaa-daaaa !
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the-arcade-doctor · 1 year ago
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hmmmmmmm
"Come little one, rest forever in my realm
Rest your weary eyes and let go of your mind
Come now little one, let go of life in my realm of violet
Rest your weary mind and let go of life"
taaaa daaaa spooky lullaby ish lyrics :3
oooh these are actually fire
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galaxysharks · 1 year ago
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Y'all remember yesterday when I said I had something cookin and Finn hit snooze....?
Taaaa daaaa!
Y'all can thank Olli for this one! Called me old!
Fantasy AU!
They were out lounging by siren pool, Maddox and Nini playing a game where Nini cast a spell that made Maddox's thoughts into visions, currently being projected on the stone wall next to them. The idea was like charades, Maddie sees a word and projects what shes thinking to get Nini to guess what it was. It was helpful cause most of them are conceptual, and hard to act out.
EJ and Ashlyn were arguing over the sunblock, Jet and Carlos were playing keep-away with Ricky. They were tossing his script over the pool, since can't jump out without flipping Kourtney and Gina's floaty rafts.
This goes on until Carlos gets tired, but he passes the script to EJ who had lost the argument and had to wait to use the sunblock. He then goes and joins Ashlyn who had sat with Nini and Maddox.
They watch two or three rounds with the prompts being something like 'the taste of steak' or 'the feeling of getting away with a good prank'. Nini does a pretty good job honestly. She probably would have been doing better if Ashlyn didn't keep randomly appearing in the middle of the projected thought, but either way the gist of the assignment was fulfilled.
At some point though, Carlos notices a thin scar horizontal on Maddie's cheek, right by her ear. Thinking nothing of it, he asks what it's from.
Maddox stops suddenly, and the image that had been forming a rainforest shifted to a downpour, the sky turning black and angry, a thunderclap rattling the drinks on the side table.
A blank stare past Nini's head, Maddox was unresponsive to their prodding. Nini panicked, but realizes she couldn't stop the spell, the werewolf's unexpected turmoil quite literally playing before their eyes.
The commotion had gathered the attention of the rest of the wildcats, with many of them glancing at Jet for an explanation, but he looked as confused as them. This wasn't a memory he was part of......
As Maddie falls further into her mind, the spell's range expands to accommodate, spilling out across the pool and over the patios. Concerned and a bit frightened, the wildcats collect together off to the side, not knowing what will happen, but knowing Maddox enough to not want to be front and center.
The laughter reveals itself seconds later, a group of many humans crowding the vision. They have a variety of weapons, knives, lead pipes, a bat.....
And their actions are warranted, as no sooner did they move did the sound of scrambling and laughter flood their minds. Gone was the forest and pool, instead the towering brick walls and slab floor of an alley appeared. Along the facades, fire escapes and graffiti painted the Wildcats' vision.
Out of the fog Maddox, or at least a Maddox stumbles into their view. She's in her wolf form but tiny, not yet to her full size, not even close. She's covered in blood and her fur is burnt on her upper arms and neck where chains of sterling silver are dragging behind her.
Three of them spring forward and catch a hold of the chains, each pulling them a different direction, holding the wolf still between them. Her whimpering has escalated into whining and thrashing, but clearly she'd been chased some way, her exhaustion evident.
"hey little bitch, you snapped at me. All I was trying to do was be nice. But that's okay, we know how to handle freaks like you....." the ringleader turned to her followers "Jonathan, you've got it right? It would be such a shame to leave such dangerous behavior uncorrected"
"Now say it with me...." she paused to collect the group.
A boy walks from behind the crowd, leather hanging from his fingertips. The three holding the chains tightened their stances as the crowd surged forward. Fur and blood mixing with the rain as they pinned Maddox.
The laughter was deafening, the air had grown thick. Try as she might, Maddox's claws scraped uselessly against the wet pavement. She felt the skin on her nose split as long nails dug in. The smell of blood and leather, mixed with the awful cologne of the crowd made her feel sick.
As the leather clasps were closed and tightened, Maddox felt her jaw bones creaking at the strain, and her cheek split as the silver buckle burnt through her fur and skin.
The next several minutes passed in daze as Maddox tried to fight through the pain. The humans had secured her chains to the fire escapes on either side above and had left her hanging head down.
Camera flashes and laughter filled her vision as she dangled, quickly losing the fight with gravity and consciousness.
The last thing she heard was the ringleader starting up a live broadcast, standing in front of her 'game'.
"BAD DOGS GET MUZZLED"
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fiddle-styx · 7 years ago
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au where jimin is a part of bts and jungkook is a solo artist and they have been dating for a while now. they love each other a lot, just are getting a little sick of having to love each other behind closed doors. 26/?
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barrydukeproductions · 2 years ago
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Hey KARENS, MISS informed parents and little kids everywhere, he has a name. His real name is officially revealed during the 2nd season of THE MANDOLIRIAN. Before that, in scripts, and through the dialogue of other characters, and even in the subtitles if the show, and, in previous merchandise, he was either called "the kid" or more commonly "The Child." He was never officially given that other name. Grogu (GROW-GOOOO) is a baby, a 50 year old baby for his species, but, you can refer to him as Baby Grogu. Yoda is an old man, we never have seen stories of Yoda before he was at least 800 years old. There is no Yoda as anything other than "Old Man Yoda" or just YODA. Even the Official toys since the 2nd season of the show are here to help you remember his name! TAAAA-DAAAA! Just because you see another child Wookie doesn't mean you call it "Baby Chewbacca." Just because you see a human baby boy Jedi doesn't mean you call it "Baby Luke Skywalker." Are we going to call baby Ewoks "Baby Wickets." Baby of "Yoda's Species" is your only other option. Other than that, Lucas film, hurry up, and give a name to the species of Grogu, Yaddle, and Yoda already. #grogu #babygrogu #starwars #lucas film #disney #toys https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck_pkpTSr2H/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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kimmy-trans · 8 years ago
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missguomeiyun · 5 years ago
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Tiramisu Oreo “mochi” skewer
If I were to open my coffeeshop one day, this would be on the menu :P
* * * I used “mochi” in the title just bcos I think most ppl are familiar with the term. If I used “gyeong dan”, which is a type of Korean ‘mochi’, I don’t think ppl will know what that is. Long story short, “mochi” is a glutinous rice pastry that’s popular in East Asian dessert world - there’s Chinese “tang yuan” (glutinous rice balls in dessert soups), Korean chapssalddeok (glutinous rice ball with red bean paste inside), etc.......... Korean ‘gyeong dan’ is a glutinous rice ball (with filling) that is boiled, then the ball gets rolled in flavoured powder, resulting in a ‘dry’ dessert that’s colourful & sweet.
The recipe I used is from Youtube, but almost all resource say the same thing. The most important part is getting the texture of the dough right, which may depend on the type of glutinous rice flour that you have.
[PS: my mom is more knowledgeable with the glutinous rice flour profile than I am bcos I have never used it before lol so she helped me out.]
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150g of the glutinous rice flour.
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113g of warm water was what the recipe indicated. But I lately added a bit more water as per my mom bcos the dough was too dry. Therefore, the total amount of water that I used.... unknown! lol
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Also add a little pinch of salt, & some sugar. Add water in little increments so you don’t get a big clump.
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What you should get is a dough that’s smooth without any cracks when you press down on it.
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My mom said mine is still a little on the dry side bcos when I spooned the dough into smaller pieces, you can see cracks & some parts actually disintegrated (leaving crumbs behind)... *shrugs* .. . I don’t really know.
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Prepare the filling. I scraped off tiramisu Oreo cream.
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A lot of recipes for Oreo mochis use crushed oreos (cookie + cream together); some add cream cheese, some use ice cream if they’re going down the ‘fusion’ route. There are diff varieties online that you can find. I haven’t come across any that did it my way, though! So maybe you can try mine!
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Work with each individual ball of dough; essentially, knead in your hand till it’s nice & soft, then insert some cream filling in.
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Taaaa-daaaa. Yes, there’s slight variation in size lhaha I’m aware! Some of the dough balls were smaller than others to begin with, which meant these filled balls would be of different sizes as well.
Remember: life isn’t perfect.
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Boil some water.
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Add the balls in.
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Shouldn’t take too long; it took ~7mins for all of them to float & tumble.
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Rinse in ice cold water.
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I don’t have ice..... so I ended up switching out the cold water 3 times. The purpose is to cool them quickly so the exterior becomes firm & bouncy. If it was served in dessert soup, then who cares.
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Final look! I melted some dark chocolate, & used it as a glue to secure 1/4 of a Oreo biscuit on top of each mochi ball.
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A closer view.
SO TASTY!!!!!! I really liked the filling! The tiramisu creme melted & when I bit into it, it oooooozed into my mouth. The outcome was great! I thought the tiramisu Oreo was too sweet to begin with so when it was paired with the bland mochi ball, the super dark (some might say bitter) chocolate, & the biscuit... the sweetness was distributed among all the parts so it was good!
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diyunho · 7 years ago
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The Joker (Jared Leto) x Reader-  “Trick or Threat?”
For Halloween, you and Jared like to borrow kids from your friends and go “Trick or Treat” with them. It’s been a tradition for a while but this year is a little bit different: your boyfriend decided to surprise you with something he knows you will love and he has no idea you have a little something for him also.
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You rush down the stairs, eager to open the door: he probably forgot his keys again. Jared wasn’t home when you woke up and sent just a short text:
“Be back around 12pm,” with a heart emoji.
You open the door and freeze:
“Trick or threat?” the husky voice asks and you are stunned.
“Oh my God, Jared ! Why didn’t you tell me?! I would have been Harley!”
“Who the fuck is Jared, woman?!” he growls and you giggle. “Are you cheating on me?!” and J uses his cane to open the door wider and walks inside the house, groping you in the process.
You’ve been begging him to be The Joker for Halloween all year and he refused, saying it’s too exhausting.
“Baby, you really should have told me,” you approach and he looks around, snarling.
“Fancy house, you sure are sooo spoiled,” he ignores your complaint, stopping in the middle of the living room. Jared is wearing your favorite outfit from the movie: the black pants and white shirt from the club scene. You adore it because you think it makes his perfect butt stand out. You get on your toes and wrap your arms around his neck, frantically kissing him.
“Thank you,” you caress the green hair, smiling. “You know I have a kink for your Joker.”
“Watch the make-up, honey. They’ve been getting me ready since 6 this morning,” Jared suddenly emerges for a few moments.
“Oops, sorry,” you back out and he spanks you.
“I’m joking, Princess, Daddy likes it,” and he kisses you again while you can’t stop laughing. “Did you decide on a costume yet?”
“No, I keep on debating. Come on Jared, help me decide,” you jump off his arms, dragging him upstairs.
“Who the hell is this Jared?!” he gets pissed, in character again.
“Nobody you should be worried about, Mister J,” you play along, thrilled he did this for you: if this isn’t love, then you certainly don’t have a clue about it.
“Then why are you wearing this skimpy little nightgown, hm? Was he just here and you had fun with him? I’m gonna kill the bastard!” the tirade continues as you enter the master bedroom upstairs.
“Nooo, let’s not kill him,” you plead, pointing towards the three outfits on the bed. “We might need him later. Sit down and I will get dressed, then tell me what you think, ok?”
“Hurry up Doll, I don’t have all day!” the feistiness kicks in and it gives you a boost of energy.
“Of course, Mister J !” you grab the first item and run inside the walk- in closet to change. After you’re done, you step out and your sexy presence is greeted with a whistle of admiration and purring.
“So you like it…Daddy?” you wink, licking your lips.
“Don’t play with my emotions, you evil woman!” The Joker snarls, talking deep breaths.”I have a thing for nurses.”
“Oh, I know,” you zip down your top, tossing it in his lap.
“You’re wicked, “ he concludes, enjoying the striptease show.
“Oh, I know,” you repeat, now in just your bra and panties, grabbing the second outfit and try to get away but he snatches you and starts kissing every piece of skin he can get his lips on. “Bad Mister J,” you enjoy the pampering then manage to escape. “You told me to hurry up so be patient.”
“Patient?! What does that mean?!” J gets worked up, and you chuckle, getting dressed with the second outfit.
“Taaaa-daaaa,” you come out and he’s standing by the dresser.
“Wooow, Cat Woman! Look at those curves: I approve,” Jared grins and the silver teeth make you weak in the knees. There is something else standing out.
“Are those socks in there or are you just very happy to see me, baby?” you slowly come closer, staring at his crotch.
“They’re socks,” he adjusts his gold chains, grinning.
“Let me see,” you unbutton his pants, stick your hand in there and…pull out a pair of folded socks. You burst out laughing, amused.
“You’re so goofy,” the laughing continues as you pull out… a second pair of socks.
Jared tries not to laugh.
“That’s it, no more socks, the rest is natural,” he whispers in your ear. “Daddy saved it all for you, Pumpkin.”
“Are you taking advantage of the fact that I worship your Joker?” you jump in his arms, pecking his neck tattoo.
“Totally,” Jared shamelessly admits, heading towards the bed with the sweet burden of his existence.
“Are you sure your make-up and tattoos will be allright?” you double check because you are aware how long it takes to get him ready.
“I’m sure; they’re made to last for hours.”
“Don’t you want to see my 3rd outfit?”
“Nope, you can be Cat Woman,” he mumbles, placing you on the bed and has one more question while impatiently undressing you. “You still didn’t answer: trick or threat?” Jared purrs when you take off his shirt.
“Threat !” you moan when his hands go down your waist, cupping the side of your thighs.
“Mmmm, good girl,” that devilish smirk and the blue eyes make you lose it. “Let’s see…I’m gonna steal you from that Jared guy and have my way with his woman all over this house.”
“Sounds more like a treat,” you sigh and squeal when he bites your lip.
“Depends how you look at it Doll,” he grumbles and you dig your nails in his back. “So who do you want: Jared or The Joker, huh?” J licks your swollen lip, finding your fascination with his character irresistible.
“Both, “ you are fast to reply. “Can you take turns?” and you seem so excited and desperate there is no other choice.
“You’re such a perv, woman!” he snickers. “Exactly my type.”
The sentence makes you eagerly scratch his soft skin and the request is quick to follow:
“The Joker first, please.”
“No problem, Kitten,” and he cracks his neck, prompting a very enthusiastic scream from your part.
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You already went to a couple of houses with Jake and Sarah into a new neighborhood. They are siblings: the little boy is 4 and the girl is 5, aka Spiderman and Cinderella. You ”borrowed” them from your friends for a couple of hours for some Halloween fun like you always do.
“Trick or treat?” the children inquire when the door they knocked at opens up.
“Treat!” and they are offered a bunch of candy they stash in their bags.
“Duuudddee!!” the guy exclaims when he sees Jared. “You look like The Joker; perfect cosplay, you really look like him!”
“Thank you,” he puckers his lips, amused.
“Hold on, my wife loves The Suicide Squad Joker. Honnneey!... Emma !! Hey! You gotta see this!”
“What is it?” you hear the woman’s voice and she is mesmerized as soon as she sees him.
“Jesus, you look like Mister J ! Can we take a picture?” she keeps on fangirling.
“Of course,” he agrees, the comment pleasing him.
“I thought Jared did an amazing job as The Joker! I am so obsessed with him. Sorry babe,” she addresses the husband when he rolls his eyes.
“Yeah, he wasn’t too bad,” Jared flashes his smile for the picture and now she wants another one with both of you.
“Not too bad?! He was phenomenal!!!” she keeps on praising and it makes you happy.
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More walking around, more candy.
“Hey, Joker !!” a bunch of young guys dressed as Hobbits shout in your direction.“Where’s Harley, man?!”
“On vacation!” Jared yells back and it prompts laughter. “I have a bad Kitty with me instead!”
“Hot Kitty !!!” one of them yells and the others start howling.
You hold on to Jared’s hand, chuckling while he admonishes:
“Watch it !!! This is my Kitty, find your own!”
More laughter while they distance themselves from your small group. The kids are already ringing the doorbell from another house.
“Oh, “ the lady gasps in surprise when she notices you two waiting for the cute heroes to return by your side. “ You sure have great costumes! I have to admit that Leto butchered The Joker though,” she nods her head in denial, dropping sweets in the bags.
“Such a lack of talent,” Jared sarcastically admits. You want to say something but he squeezes your waist, signaling you not to.
“Indeed! I can’t believe how bad he was,” she goes on and you are getting irritated.
“The worst ever!” J agrees and you frown more.
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“Why are you silent?” Jared intertwines his fingers with yours, awaiting on a reply.
“That lady annoyed me,” you sulk and he kisses your hand.
“I don’t care, I’m used to it. You like my Joker and that’s good enough,” Jared smiles but you know the negative comments hurt, especially after he worked so hard on the character. Contrary to what some people believe, he is human after all. “Speed up, those kids are far ahead.”
More walking, more chocolate, more candy…
“These stilettos are horrible,” the uncomfortable grimace on your face lets him know.“We’ve been walking around for two hours, I’m kind of done.”
“Just a couple more houses and then we can return our rental offsprings, ok?” J negotiates and you agree.
“Fine, but no more than that; I can barely walk.”
“Must be because you had too much fun having sex with two guys in the same time,” he snorts, teasing.
You lift your shoulders up, your cheeks burning under the mask:
“Can’t help it ! A girl has to have her fun.”
“Daddy will show you more fun after we get home, hm?” the hot breath on your neck gives you goosebumps.
“If you insist…” you pretend to be indifferent but the anticipation is making you impatient. “Can we hurry up?”
“Yeah, no problem,” he pinches your butt through the skin-tight latex suit while Jake and Sarah knock on another door.
“Get out of here: it’s my nemesis!” he turns his attention towards the young boy dressed as Batman coming out of the house to hand out candy with his dad. The 7 year old stares with his mouth open: he glances at Jared, then at The Joker action figure in his hand, then back to Jared, then back to his Joker action figure.
“Amazing cosplay, man!” his father laughs and Jared kneels by his son, entertained.
“Are you following me around, Mister Batsy?” he asks and Batman’s eyes get big. “We are actually friends, you know that, right?”
The boy can’t make a sound, just nods a yes, captivated.
“Here, a token of my friendship,” Jared takes one of his bracelets off, placing it around the kid’s wrist. “Shake hands?”
“U-hum,” the child agrees and your heart melts.
“Awwww,”  you sigh, touched by the scene unfolding in front of your eyes.
“What do you say for the gift?” the dad has to intervene in order for his son to remember his manners.
“Thank you Mister Joker,” the shy voice speaks up and it makes you teary thinking about something you found out this morning you didn’t share with him yet.
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“Trick or treat?” you step in the bedroom, wearing something he finds super seductive: two strings, held together by some kind of loop, then your breasts hardly covered by a few more strings and one small bow miraculously still in place. All pink.
“Holy shit, honey! Definitely a treat!” Jared decides on the spot, already in bed, fidgeting with his boxers.
“I was hoping you’re gonna say that,” you crawl in bed, holding something behind your back. “Here’s your treat,” you casually show him the positive pregnancy test and he fights with himself in order to contain the overwhelming happiness.
“This…this is the best treat I ever got in my entire life!” Jared confesses, not being able to maintain character; he still has the make-up and tattoos: they won’t be removed until tomorrow morning when he will drop by the studio.
You nervously blink and start crying, already worried about everything.
“Why are you crying, hm?” he caresses your face and you sniffle when your forehead gets kissed. “This is truly the best news. We don’t have to borrow kids for Halloween anymore, right? I mean, we still can so we can have a crowd,” he takes the pregnancy test out of your fingers, studying the red positive marking for a few seconds.“But…who’s the father?”
“What?!” you rub your eyes, waiting to hear about an over the top assumption for sure.
“Is it me or The Joker? You sleep with both, how do we know?”
This is enough to alleviate the tension and your body relaxes, a big smile appearing on your lips: Jared was counting on it since he noticed how anxious you were.
“I’m not sure…” you answer, watching him hide the test under his pillow.
“Stop fooling around, woman,” The Joker takes over, helping you get on top of him.“You know I’m possessive and jealous!”
“Are you?”
“Extremely! Now give me my other treat!” he yanks your hands away so you can get really close to him. He notices the hesitation. “What now?”
“Can I…can I have my Jared?”
“Ughh, you’re killing me, Y/N,” Jared complains, his voice returning to normal.
“The Joker can wait for his turn, I still want him,” you pull on his bottom lip and he debates.
“For the record, this is harder than any movie script, do you understand?” your boyfriend really wants to emphasize his hardship.
“I think there’s something else that’s harder,” you taunt, grinding against him.
“I swear no socks are involved,” J laughs and you giggle, tracing his jaw line.
“Certainly not,” you kiss him and whisper in his ear: “Are you excited we’re going to be parents?”
Jared’s hands hold you so tight you can’t move.
“I’m so happy…” he whispers back and lifts your chin up so you can look at each other.“But are you asking me or The Joker?”
“Both,” you humor him.
“I’m happy and he feels cocky because he’s a stud and he got the confirmation he can impregnate everything that moves!” the speech makes you laugh like crazy as you slide off Jared, snuggling to his neck in the process.
“You’re such an idiot and I love you to death,” Jared hears as he pulls on all those strings you’ve been teasing him with since you showed up in the bedroom.
“Daddy will punish you for being so disrespectful!” The King of Gotham makes his presence known once more and you protest.
“I said I want my Jared !”
“Don’t care! I’m the one doing all the difficult work here: I have to act, I have to have sex, I have to satisfy my demanding woman, I have to pay attention to all the details, I have to…”
You cover his mouth.
“Fair enough, baby,” the lecture is abruptly interrupted by your candid acceptance and he grins, victorious, while switching off the light. You gasp, enticed: the green toxic hair glows in the dark.
“You like this new turn on my Joker?” he wants to know as he tears the flimsy strings apart one by one.
“This is soooo cool!” you run your fingers through it. “It’s very Halloween-ish,” and his rough kiss leaves you breathless.
“Shut up and let me enjoy my treat, woman!” J growls and your comeback delights him:
“I’ll do whatever you say, Mister Joker.”
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visioneducation · 5 years ago
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Chúc mừng sinh nhật tháng 7 các bé tại trường mầm non blue sky New City
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🧸🎈Mãi yêu các con
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daisyindie · 5 years ago
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So it has been nearly two years since I started working here.
I didn't ask for gifts but students and parents gave me finally. I don't want gift as a payment or duty of students, just let it be.
Look, there are high-end presents <3 Taaaa-daaaa
The results show the effort in the end.
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oddly-odd · 6 years ago
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Taaaa daaaa!!!!! This is my Veronica edit thing. I like credit if your gonna use this
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landofshame · 8 years ago
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qtnhksaau · 6 years ago
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Ồ Lạ Quá, Học Quản Trị Nhà Hàng Cũng Được Nấu Ăn Nữa Nè!
Nếu bạn cho rằng quản lý nhà hàng chỉ cần làm tốt công việc ở khu vực phục vụ thực khách là đủ thì bạn lầm to rồi đó. Để phối hợp nhịp nhàng giữa các bộ phận, thật ra quản lý nhà hàng cũng nên biết “lăn xả” vào bếp nữa. Hãy cùng theo chân “phóng viên lớp học” để mục sở thị một buổi học nấu ăn của lớp Quản Trị Nhà Hàng tại Hướng Nghiệp Á Âu sẽ diễn ra như thế nào nha.
Nếu bạn cho rằng quản lý nhà hàng chỉ cần làm tốt công việc ở khu vực phục vụ thực khách là đủ thì bạn lầm to rồi đó. Để phối hợp nhịp nhàng giữa các bộ phận, thật ra quản lý nhà hàng cũng nên biết “lăn xả” vào bếp nữa. Hãy cùng theo chân “phóng viên lớp học” để mục sở thị một buổi học nấu ăn của lớp Quản Trị Nhà Hàng tại Hướng Nghiệp Á Âu sẽ diễn ra như thế nào nha.
Buổi học chúng ta tham gia hôm nay thuộc lớp Quản Trị Nhà Hàng QNH08_K00016_NH. Giảng viên đứng lớp là Thầy Đoàn Minh Tâm. Thầy là Bếp trưởng của Liberty Hotel, Metropole Hotel, Lion Restaurant và là Giảng viên ngành Bếp Nóng tại Hướng Nghiệp Á Âu.
Trong buổi học ‘Kỹ thuật chế biến món ăn Âu”, các bạn được làm quen với set menu đúng chuẩn 5 sao gồm ba món Cua nhồi đút lò, Ức vịt xốt phúc bồn tử và Bánh crepe trái cây.
Tiết học không chỉ làm giàu kiến thức ẩm thực cho những nhà quản trị tương lai mà còn là giờ học “đổi gió” thư giãn giữa các buổi học thuần về nghiệp vụ phục vụ bàn.
Nào, chúng ta bắt đầu thôi!
Trong buổi học nấu ăn này, các bạn học viên được thực hành 100% nhé, từ lặt rau…
…bóc tách thịt cua…
  …cân đong nguyên vật liệu cần thiết…
  …cho đến làm nước xốt phúc bồn tử…
  …tạo hình bánh bắp ăn kèm…
Xuyên suốt buổi học, Thầy mở ra một chân trời kiến thức mới về cách chọn lựa nguyên liệu sao cho tươi ngon, các món ăn chính phụ kết hợp sao cho lưu giữ trọn vẹn nhất hương vị đặc trưng vốn có, thức uống dùng kèm để gia tăng khẩu vị… cùng những kỹ thuật “khó nhằn” như áp chảo, đút lò, đốt rượu…
Để nâng cao tinh thần đồng đội và khả năng hợp tác với nhau, các bạn được chia theo nhóm để hoàn thành các món ăn.
Thầy tỉ mỉ hướng dẫn từng thao tác nhỏ nhất, giúp các bạn nắm bắt đúng quy chuẩn chế biến.
  Dưới sự hướng dẫn tận tình của Thầy, các bạn học viên hóa thân thành công thành những đầu bếp 5 sao chuyên nghiệp.
Các bạn hiểu hơn về tầm quan trọng của tốc độ, thời điểm, nhiệt độ, tính chính xác và tinh thần tập trung cao độ khi được tận tay chế biến món ăn.
Wow, món cua trông hấp dẫn chưa nè!
Thầy trình diễn kỹ thuật đốt rượu độc đáo khi làm món bánh crepe trái cây
Thầy và trò cùng phối hợp nhịp nhàng để cho ra những món ăn tuyệt hảo nhất.
Taaaa daaaa! Xong rồi đây. Cùng ngắm nhìn thành quả của Thầy và các bạn nhé!
Cua nhồi đút lò
Ức vịt xốt phúc bồn tử
Bánh crepe trái cây
Qua buổi học hết sức lí thú này, thông điệp các bạn cảm nhận được đó là một quản lý nhà hàng không cần phải nấu ăn ngon xuất chúng như bếp trưởng, nhưng phải hiểu được quy trình chế biến cụ thể, nguyên liệu nào được sử dụng, cách thức thưởng thức sao cho ngon miệng nhất để tư vấn đến thực khách.
Hướng Nghiệp Á Âu thiết kế và lồng ghép nội dung chế biến món Âu này vào khóa Quản Trị Nhà Hàng nhằm bổ sung kiến thức mới về ẩm thực cho những nhà quản trị tương lai, giúp các bạn thấu hiểu hơn công việc của bộ phận Bếp, đồng cảm với nỗi vất vả của người đầu bếp, để từ đó có sự phối hợp ăn ý hơn khi phục vụ thực khách.
Bạn thấy lớp học nấu món Âu này có thú vị không? Hãy comment bên dưới cho chúng tớ biết với nhé!
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