#Swype

[paradoxcase]

Recurring Swype nightmare:

The word I tend to overuse constantly and sometimes wind up with like two or three times in the same sentence is "actually", but when I type "actually" using Swype, about 50% of the time it decides I meant to say "scrotal" even though I don't think I've ever actually used Swype to type that word before making this post. So one day, I'm sure I'm going to proofread something I typed on my phone badly and post something that just has "scrotal" randomly in the middle of it somewhere

[midlyfeloser]

i had a similar idea years ago where i started having casters 'write out' their class names in the air as if they were using the Swype keyboard.

I think I still have the old pics I made for them. here we go:

the original thought might've been to do the full spell name, but I only ended up drawing/using these ones, for simplicity's sake.

Wizards make all those funny hand gestures because they're selecting the spell from a terrible UI

­The reason spell slots are so limited is because your wizard refuses to buy premium magic.

[d8tl55c]

[asleepinawell]

my phone keyboard app, swype, which was abandoned by the people who made it in 2018, finally stopped being compatible with new android os updates leaving me to scramble to find a new one and it is astonishing how bad every single alternative is by comparison. this app which hasn't been updated for six years was still so much more precise and accurate, had an actual fucking tab key, a better way to do punctuation, the ability to easily add words to the dictionary (like...c'mon guys), didn't flip back and forth on whether or not to add spaces after words, didn't plug my data into some AI, and actually had completely normal and harmless words like 'sex' in its default dictionary (C'MON GUYS). all of these are issues I've seen with other keyboards I've tried and most of the recommended ones I've looked up are now gone. as someone who writes almost exclusively on my phone, this fucking blows

[lyraeon]

peeps who use a swipe style phone keyboard, what do you use and what do you like about it? mine keeps not actually deleting misspelled words from its suggestions and I want rid of it.

[nylarac]

[dailydrwhopolls]

reblog this and tell me what your phones swype feature makes of dr who things. Mine thinks peter capaldi is Peter capable. The tardis is the tarsus.

[thenon-fictiondays]

You asked for ships.... Kagibashi!

HMMM I AM CONSIDERING

Tbh I like them much better as friends/unofficial love consultant haha but on the other hand.......what if Niibashi had a crush on Kagi and is resolved to suffer in silence while having to watch Kagi fall stupid in love with Hirano 👀

But on a less angsty note, they'd probably be really fun as a couple lol

[michael-runs-hot-guerin]

#Certified Michael Guerin post

YES. But also what I was thinking as I reblogged is that Vlamis knows his audience.

True truuuue 😂😂

[starchaserdreams]

Anybody else have napkins and receipts and scraps of paper all over their writing space with scribbled notes for ff, or is that just me?

[ferocity-flynt]

If you use redbubble you may already have gotten the email, but they're beginning to charge tiered rates for having a "standard" account from your sales. Heads up!

[maladaptivedaydreamsx]

let me tell yall how i wamna hrab mo yi by his sluttu lirtrle neck and wring him out for wjat ythus banner did to me..... 50 PULLS IN I GOT THE ONLY STANDARD OF HIS I DIDN'T HAVE THAT RESET MY PITY... YOU SPM OF A MEDIEVAL NIGHTMARE BASTADRD.... and then if that wasn't bad enough like 20p later i got ANOTHER COPY OF IT.. got my hopes up and wshitz.... think it took me to hard fuckin pity too after all that ......and now my Marius funds are gone bc i got unluckier than ever before💀 this pretty ponytail card better be mf worth it or im yanking him by it the whole way home 😭 the standard cards atp feel so weird to read bc they were set back at the beginning basically,,

[dvar-trek]

having the world's worst nausea and nothing is helping 🙃 and lo! therefore have i sunk into the depths of despair, and lo! therefore hath a great shadow fallen over me.

[spurgie-cousin]

Asking about the peach explanation for the pecan crew. Love your blog.

LOL that was just autocorrect that I didn't catch until now 😭 goddammit

[asleepinawell]

at one point the grammar check/suggest thing in gdocs would occasionally be useful and now it's like

me: "The boy walked down the street."

gdocs: lol no it clearly should be "To boys wash dogs on them streets." you fool. you imbecile

like...hello????