#Switch soul

[bug-enjoyer143]

OK! AU idea >:3

So you know the

Switch soul? And how erm every one is doing undertale but it's the other souls?

Well here's my a go at it :)

It would be called

Undertale conjoined souls!

It would be based mostly off conjoined twins!

So far I only have a drawing of the red half of the switch soul! Soon I'll start on the cyan side of it! :)

HEHEHEHEHE

[akanemnon]

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[lilybug-02]

Pain is a great motivator…

Part 26 || First || Previous || Next

—Full Series—

Meanwhile Toriel:

(Loud noises don't wake her up usually.)

Artist note: I’m so proud of this :))) I know it’s a lot of dialogue and reading, but dialogue is grueling work for me. I’m glad with the art and for the amount of pages I made in such a relatively short time span -w- page 5 was super fun to work on. A lot of blood, sweat, and hours here... :) The backgrounds were a big bore tbh, but I finished them! Yippie!

[doromoni]

Was it all a dream? | CL16

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Ships : Charles Leclerc x Reader

Genre : Fluff

Summary : You’ve found your soul inside Alex’s body and Charles believes that you are his girlfriend. You're living the dream, but for how long?

Masterlist | Soul Switch Series

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A month had passed and you still hadn’t figured out how your soul managed to get into Alex’s body and how you’d taken her place beside Charles. What weirded you out the most is that everything seemed normal and everyone was not questioning anything at all! It was like everything was supposed to be like you are supposed to be in Alex’s body.

Every time you pass a mirror you startle a little because you expect your face … but No. You see Alex, no you are “Alex” now. No one even remembers the art graduate Alex. They see you Y/N L/N.

Weird as it may be you tried going along with everything shoved on you. Gone was the Y/N L/N engineering student because apparently you’ve already graduated engineering and are now working for Red Bull Racing.

Even with your “boyfriend” Charles Leclerc, Ferrari’s golden boy, it’s been a month and you still gasp every time he leans near and kisses your lips. You still couldn’t fathom that you slept in his bed with him spooning you every chance he got.

Ironically, you’ve dreamt of being Charles Leclerc’s girlfriend that one time you were dozing off in Physics class but you didn’t expect to come true! Heck, that dream was so strange to begin with! I mean Leo was horse-sized, Ferrari’s car was actually a bike with 7 wheels and they won the championship with it. Oh! And you dreamt of actually birthing Oscar Piastri and being a family with him and Charles. Weird… it’s so weird.

Everything was just so loopy for you. You expect yourself to wake up and actually be in your body inside your dorm room with a monstrous stiff neck or something. But each time you wake up and open your eyes, you face to see the gorgeous male brunette with dazzling green eyes.

“Good morning, Mon Amore. How was your sleep? Did you dream of your ‘other’ life again?” Charles teased you as he kissed your forehead.

Your first week in this body, you tried to tell Charles the truth. About how you shouldn’t be here and that the real Alex should be. Charles only looked at you as if you were crazy and suggested that he’ll take to you go see a doctor.

The more you pressed on that what you were saying was true and that you’re not crazy, the more Charles wanted to drag your ass to get your brain checked. So you just told Charles that it was just a weird dream you’ve gotten. And now your reality was a running joke for him.

“No~ I dreamt of you switching to become a Red Bull driver and Leo is your engineer” You joked back, poking his bare chest. Wow, Charles and his damn muscles! The times you’ve laid your hands on him for the entire week are criminal at this point.

“Oi, my eyes are up here Y/Niee! I swear you just love me for my body” Charles pouted, a glint of mischief in his eyes— almost daring you to deny it.

“ What?? No! I’m also dating you for your money” You teased back, pecking a soft kiss to his lips before removing the blanket off you and jumping off the bed.

Is it wrong to kiss someone else’s boyfriend when your soul is in that someone else’s body?? Oh, the mental and ethical gymnastics you’re experiencing is taxing.

“Y/Nieee~ come back to bed! Just 10 more minutes please” Charles whined as he stared up at you with the same puppy eyes Leo looks at you when he wants treats.

“No no no~ monsieur! We have a plane to catch remember? You’re racing in Austin and your body needs to regulate and shake off the jet lag” You explained as you went to his side of the bed to try and pull Charles out of the freakishly comfy bed.

“Fineee~ give me a kiss first.”

“I just gave you one!”

“Another one!”

“Oh you needy, needy, needy man,” You said as you gave in to the request of your boyfriend, crashing your lips to his one more time.

“Now let’s get ready and catch our flight~” You muttered as you tried to pry yourself away from Charles.

“Mh, can you prepare Leo’s travel bag, please? Max’s jet isn’t really dog friendly” Charles asked as he stretched his arms above his head. Wow, this man is too hot for his own good.

“Whatever you say handsome” You replied stealing one more peck from the Ferrari driver before zooming out your his bedroom.

“Y/N! Take a shower with me, let’s save water and Mother Earth together~” You hear Charles shout from the room.

“Will you let me drive your car to the airport?” You shouted back

“Over my cute ass, you will!” You couldn’t help but laugh at Charles’ antics.

After a few more shenanigans involving Charles and Leo, all three of you were finally inside one of Charles’ road-safe Ferraris— you being passenger princess of course with Leo on your lap because Charles refuses to be chauffeured around.

He said “Driving is what I’m made for. So let me do my magic, Mon Bebe”

“You park like a blind person though” You replied Which he took offense to a loud gasp as you laughed. Now your boyfriend is pouting as you boarded Max’s jet.

“What’s wrong with Him?” Max being the frank person that he is said the minute you and Charles stepped foot on the plane.

“ Many things are wrong with him, like his undying love for Ferrari” You jokingly said as you squeezed your boyfriend’s forearm before you took a seat with Leo.

“She called my parking shitty” Charles exclaimed to Max

“No, I said you parked like a blind person” You defended, holding back a snicker.

“She’s not wrong, Mate. I’ve seen your parking and wow” Max winced as if imagining Charles’ parking during races.

“I hate both of you! I park fine” Charles took the seat next to you still glaring. Trying to soothe him, you reached up and kissed his cheek.

“Agree to disagree there— but I like you either way. By the way, where is Kel- OW!” You were in the middle of asking Max about Kelly when a sharp pain ran through your spine and up your head.

Warning: Reality Expiration 90%

Where did that come from? Reality Expiration?? What does this mean? Was it all a dream?

“Hey, hey. Y/N? are you ok?” The pain gradually diminished and you saw Charles and Max both worriedly hunched over you.

“I- yeah. Just a sudden headache I guess. I’m ok! No need to worry” You smiled at them, trying to ebb their worry. Charles wasn’t easy to convince though.

“Mon Amore, seriously are you ok?? We can catch another flight if you want to rest first” He asked reaching for your hand.

“Love, I’m fine! I swear, no need to worry~” You explained to Charles trying to convince him that everything was ok— even tho you were panicking so much inside.

What does it mean Reality Expiration? Are you going to die?? What will happen to you when the time expires? The mystery of your future made you fear for your life.

Warning: Reality Expiration 98%

“Y/N… I know you’re not telling me the truth. Mon Amore, what’s happening?” Charles held both your hands, slightly shaking — as if he knew deep inside something huge was about to change.

“Uhm, you know my other life? I think I’m going back there” You said to Charles, your voice quivering. Nevertheless, you tried to smile and look at Charles one more time.

Reality Expiration 100%

Prepare for Soul Regression ...

Your soul has successfully regressed

Dear Y/N, thank you for participating in this reality. You are now in control of your own fate ...

Here you can control whats next : What's your next reality?

CHOOSE NOW or the system will choose FOR you.

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[tiffanyachings]

i got so possessed by this silly meme that i taught myself how to draw which honestly tells you all you need to know about me

[humbuns]

gives the biggest of kisses to tsumugi fr their bday

[valentjin]

i just think it's crazy that there wasn't like. a cutscene or something that showed off raphael's cool magical girl transformation sequence cause his ascended fiend form looks sick as hell

[petew21-blog]

Uncharted territory

Danny made sure that he had everything. His costume of Nathan Drake from Uncharted was amazing for this year's Comic Con. He was inspired after he saw his bully dressed as him for Halloween. He needed to be better, but unfortunately he didn't have the muscles to show off. So he went for the shirt.

The bully looked so good. Danny even saved the photo from his instagram and jerked off to it, imagining that he would go to Comic Con as him. He would definitely get a LOT of attention.

He was about to head out to wait for his friend Martin to pick him up. But before leaving he decided to fully use his costume and play one last quick game of Uncharted before leaving.

Danny turned on the play station, excited to start his immersive experience.

The game launched and Danny clicked continue. But something was different. His controller was vibrating and overheating. Something was wrong. Danny felt a force pulling him into the game. He wanted to let go of the controller, but it was too late.

He opened his eyes. Gone was his nerdy room with comic books and a computer set. He looked around to see the jungle surrounding him. He looked down. His Nathan Drake outfit now fit way better then before. But his hands were entirely different. They were strong, veiny and hairy, not like his teen body. His shirt was strechted over his bulking pecs and the buttons of his shirt did a really bad job of covering his hairy torso.

"Oh no" he said out loud noticing the sudden voice change. He put his hand up to his throat to feel the protruding adam's apple. His hand continued and felt the stubble on his face.

"No fucking way" he tried to search for something that would show him his reflection, but the only thing he found was his knife. He pulled it out to take a look at his new face.

"Holy shit. I'm Nathan Drake! No way!" his manly voice was so erotic.

He turned around and grinned.

"I am Nathan Drake. And I am in my own game of Uncharted, with fictional characters and no one who could judge me." his grin was now even more apparent. He immediately ripped off his clothing he had on.

His body was sweaty from the humidity of the jungle, but also from the thrill Danny was now experiencing. He took a whiff of his new armpits. "Ooooh. That smells so... manly!" his hands traced the hairy line of his chest over to his abs. "These are amazing"

He came back to try out his nipples. They were really sensitive. He played with them for a while.

And the jawline! Danny would kill to look like this forever.

Everything was different. No more skinny arms, no more hairless body, no more struggles to grow a beard. No more...

He froze in place. There was one thing he definitely needed to check out

His hand made its way aggresively into his pants. There it was. A beautiful thick meat. Danny felt the weight of it. It was perfect. He never even hoped to be such a stud.

He was ready to enjoy his body fully, but something happened. He started moving through the jungle. His shirt appeared back on his body. His body was moving as if something else was controlling it. There was a background music, which was more and more intense every second. The mission started. He had to fight for his life. But Danny felt as if he had no control of it. And the thing that controlled him did so many stupid mistakes. And then it happened. He died. Danny felt the pain in his body. Overwhelming and liberating at the same time. He closed his eyes.

Danny was forced to open them again. The mission restarted. "What the hell?" someone was playing the game. And Danny was now trapped as Nathan in the game.

The first death was one of MANY. Danny stopped counting after he reached number 28. He just prayed for it to end soon.

Meanwhile, in front of his Playstation sat his body, playing the Uncharted, grinning.

"I'll teach you how to play the game. I'll show you what it's like to die over and over again!"

Nathan was making sure to let Danny Die in his body as many times as possible.

His phone was vibrating.

"Hey. Yeah I'm ready. I'll just close the game and will meet you downstairs." Nathan tried the best impression of Danny to not raise any suspiciouns.

Nathan grinned mischievously.

He ran to the car.

Martin:"What took you so long?"

Nathan:"I had to fix settings in my game. It was too easy."

Martin:"Ok. You ready for comic con?"

Nathan:"Yes, sir"

Danny's struggles unfortunately did not end, because Nathan made sure to leave the game on and not only that. Nathan somehow messed with the settings and the story. Nathan's enemy - Atoq Navarro was now present after every death Danny went through.

What was horrible wasn't his presence, but the fact that he was 3 times bigger and his only goal was to fill Nathan's body with his cum. EVERYTHING was 3 times bigger and Atoq needed Nathan filled up.

Danny:"I hope they come back from Comic Con soon. I'm not sure how many fillings I can take." but Danny knew that he was now a character in the game. There were no limits for his pleasant suffering.

Anonymous request from Inbox

What about a swap between a cosplayer and the character in game? Like someone cosplaying as Nathan drake from Uncharted getting swapped with the ingame character while the ingame character gets put in the real world to play the video game?

[maudiemoods]

They deserve a little treat!! Maybe they aren't so evil

Thinking they've just been misled and mistreated! They're not evil, but they're also not good. They just need someone to show them there's more in life and that's where y/n comes in!

[bug-enjoyer143]

part two of my silly idea!!

Rosaire... the other half

A girl who doesn't want to ever be alone

Due to this she's the only reason why Saoirse is still conjoined to her ...

[pocketseizure]

Games like Echoes of Wisdom

Do you wish Zelda got to fight with a sword? Check out: Ocean’s Heart

Are you nostalgic for A Link to the Past? Check out: Blossom Tales

Are you hungry for rock-tossing action? Check out: Lila’s Sky Ark

Are you looking for a cute and easy game to share with kids? Check out: Arietta of Spirits

Do you want a challenging game with accessibility options? Check out: Tunic

Do you want your female character to wield both a sword and magic, and will you be satisfied with nothing less than multilayered combat in an exploration-rich dark fantasy world that hides a story about the suffering implicit in the rise and fall of empires? Check out, unironically: Dark Souls

[misternibbs]

i need to confirm a pattern that I've seen

weird ass question I know but. This is for research purposes I swear.

[doromoni]

Goodbye, I love you | CL16

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Ships : Charles Leclerc x Reader

Genre : Heartfelt, Angst

Summary : Its time to say goodbye, you just didn't expect it to be this hard.

Masterlist | Soul Switch Series

< Previous | Charles’ Arc | Next >

Greetings Y/N. I am System 143 better known as the controller of the Soul Switch. You have been selected amongst the 8 billion souls of your kind to participate and live inside the bodies of people who are near the people you most admire. 

In this instance, the system recognizes your love and interest in Formula 1. You will get to be near and experience friendship and/or romantic relationships with your chosen driver in each reality

However, this does not come for free. Y/N L/N, in each reality you are tasked to capture the interest, trust, and gain the love of your chosen driver within our given time duration. The system will be giving you side quests and missions to achieve along the way. 

Failure to complete missions will amount to equal consequences. Failure to capture the love of the driver will automatically lead your soul to transfer back to your own reality. 

In the first reality with Charles Leclerc, we have put your soul into Alex Saint Mleux’s body. This reality is a trial run where we have not given you any missions, and the driver already has feelings for your soul. In the next realities will be more difficult as you move along. 

You are in full control and you may choose to leave the system anytime you’d finish a reality. You may not abandon a reality once you’ve entered. 

DO NOT IN ANY CASE ABANDON A REALITY. 

Y/N L/N, we recognize that you may still be confused. Please do so please use this time to ask the system about your concerns. 

“WHAT THE HELL???” You are speechless and your mind cannot comprehend the mass of information you’ve just received. So all you could say is … what the hell? 

Your mind was running in all directions, at speeds you cannot explain. 

System?! Soul Switch?! WHAT?!! What did they do to your soul?? Wait does this mean you’re dead?!

“Am I dead?” You asked to whatever entity that just spoke to you. You needed answers even though you knew to yourself that you were scared shitless.

“Please do not be frightened. Y/N, you are not dead. You are given a blessing to experience and spend time with people that you most admire” 

“I’m not dead but my soul is somebody else’s body?”

“Yes.”

“Where did their soul go? Are they in my real body then?” You asked perplexed. Because if you’re living their life, then does that mean they are living your life?

“No, child. Their souls are safely kept here with this system till you’ve finished the reality.” 

“Oh, I see. Then do the drivers and the people in that reality remember me when I leave the body?” 

“No, their memories will be erased and will be set to the ones before your Soul transfer”

“So, Charles doesn’t even remember me at all?” You asked, your heart slightly clenching in pain with the idea. 

“Yes, he does not remember you. When you left, Alex’s soul went back and they continued their lives as original” 

If they can’t remember you, then that would mean you can’t be attached to them.  Wow, that's fucked up. 

“Can I choose to stay in one reality?” You asked the system, hoping for some sort of permanence

“No, you may not. Once you’ve achieved your missions your soul will regress” 

“Oh. I see” You trailed off, soaking in everything you just heard. 

“Do you have more questions before your next reality, Y/N?”

“Just one. Can I talk to Charles one last time?” You pleaded to the system. You just needed to say a proper goodbye to Charles. 

“Just this one time” 

“Thank you”

Soul Progression 10%

Soul transferring to Alexandra Saint Mleux’s body ….

Soul Progression 50%

Memories Restoring …

Soul Progression 100%

Your Soul has successfully progressed!

You were back inside Charles’ house, everything was the same — but the atmosphere felt different. Same living room, same furniture, everything was the same except the feeling inside the room  

Looking around the living room, you can’t help but feel sad that you’ll be leaving all of this. It’s only been a month but you’ve grown to love your routine with Charles. 

It was wake up, get ready, eat breakfast together, play with Leo, then go to work, come back home, shower, then cuddle in bed till both of you dozed off.

Everything was easy with him.

“Hi, Mon Bebe. I’ve missed you” You spun on your heels when you heard his name for you from behind

“Charles… I miss you too” You said, letting a small smile spread on your lips as you opened your arms— asking to be embraced by the man whom you called yours, even just for a month. His embrace felt like home. The mixture of his perfume and his own scent calms your racing heart. You rested your cheek on his chest— hearing the thumping heart of Charles Leclerc, soothing all your anxieties. 

“No. Mi amore. You don't get it. I miss YOU. You were with me yesterday and days before that… but it didn’t feel like YOU. Please don’t think I’m crazy but ever since we went to Australia… it was different. You were different.” Charles exclaimed as he held you in his embrace, clutching you closer. Not wanting to let you go in fear of losing you again.

Ever since your soul had regressed— what felt like hours to you has been weeks for Charles in his reality. In your absence, Alex’s original soul had gone back to her body. 

Wait, didn’t the system say the drivers wouldn’t remember you? Then why did Charles recognize your soul?

“ I- Charles. You recognize me?” You slowly lifted your head to meet his eyes. 

“Of course I do. Y/N! I love you.” Charles said as if he were panicking. His hands removed from your waist now held your face. 

“Of course I do. I knew something was off. It was like you weren’t you for weeks. You were not the Y/N I love.” 

“Like I was a different person?” You asked the driver.

“Yes!” Charles exclaimed

“Like… I was Alex?” You tried to ask again this time with reluctance. You then saw a change in Charle’s face. 

“Y/N…. yes exactly. Alex… my girlfriend” You cringed at the realization that Charles finally understood. 

You see his face shifting with so many emotions, his eyes filled with words you cannot name. 

“Y/N. Who are you?” Charles finally asked. His grip on you tightened and then softened after seeing you flinch. 

“Charles, I’m not from he-“

Error: cannot access. The user is not permitted to share information with anyone in this reality. Failure to follow protocol will lead to immediate soul regression. 

“Y/N? Please talk to me” Charles begged. His hands now clutched his hair, as he paced the room. 

“Charles… I can’t say” You pleaded back

“Why can’t you?! Y/N what is going on?!! Please” Charles was in front of you again. He held your hands, clutching them as he begged for an answer.

“My soul is no—“

Error: cannot access. The user is not permitted to share information with anyone in this reality. Failure to follow protocol will lead to immediate soul regression. 

“I’m not from here Charles! My soul is not from your reality!” 

ALERT: THE USER HAS BREACHED PROTOCOL. SOUL REGRESSION IS NOW ONGOING

Warning: Reality Expiration 10%

“What are you talking about Y/N??” Charles was close to breaking down. His hold on you never breaking

Warning: Reality Expiration 30%

“I’m so sorry Charles. Don’t worry about it. I’ll be leaving okay?” You said with a small smile on your face. 

“Where are you going? Y/N please!” Charles asked his hands finding their way back to hold your face.

Warning: Reality Expiration 70%

“Thank you for everything, My Love. Live your life without regrets.” You said as tears rolled down your cheeks 

“Y/N where are you going?? Are you leaving me again? Please don’t! I won’t ask anymore questions, just please stay with me!” Now Charles was screaming with tears blurring his eyes.

Warning: Reality Expiration 90%

“Goodbye. I love you” You said as you kissed his lips for the very last time.

Reality Expiration 100%

Your soul has regressed! 

Welcome back Y/N. You have chosen your next reality would be with Max Emillian Verstappen

Would you like to remember your reality with Charles Leclerc? : Would you? 

Good luck with your next reality. 

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this post is brought to you by that one mountain goats song you haven’t heard yet (bc theres always one you haven’t heard yet) but that when you do, it will change you.

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[psychhound]

the more i dm vs play other ttrpgs the more frustrated i get with how npcs work in 5e. my game centers around a small town with a recurring cast of npcs, as well as newly introduced npcs each arc that my players frequently adopt, and every time i open my Documents (tone: weary) filled with npcs i just wish 5e npcs were Built Different(tm) to pcs. obviously theres statblocks and stuff you can use but if youre working under the assumption these npcs are Full People who are going to take up space in the pcs lives youre going to be building them like you would a pc and frankly it sucks for a couple reasons

one, if i want to introduce a new batch of npcs of a level that will prove imposing for my pcs to fight, it shouldnt take me 10 hours to make them. two, once the fight is happening it would be great if they didnt have so many abilities and spells that im just hoping and praying i can make them function even a little smartly without grinding the whole fight to a halt every time its a spellcasters turn

and third, which i think deserves its own paragraph(s), i wish npcs didnt have the same set of skills that pcs get

i like trying to give my guys, pcs or npcs alike, pretty high mods on things, bc, you know, good for the game and also big numbers fun. but some skills are either inherently useless for an npc to have, or imply a loss of player agency if i was rolling them

like, charisma skills. deception is really useful for an npc to have, because then pcs have to roll insight against it to learn information. persuasion, however, is not something an npc should really ever roll. if theyre rolling persuasion on a pc, that player is experiencing a loss of agency over how their pc reacts to a request. if theyre rolling it on another npc, youre now just playing dollies with yourself while the pcs watch. if im ever choosing between persuasion and deception for an npc, im always going to give them proficiency in deception even if that makes less sense for their character. same problem for intimidation. either youre telling the pcs how to feel or playing dollies with yourself

stealth and sleight of hand are overall way more helpful for npcs than for pcs who arent rogues. and perception is far more useful for an npc to have than like ... survival. when are your npcs going to be rolling survival? if you have a ranger or ranger-like character whos helping your pcs navigate wilderness then why does it make more sense for them to be rolling survival and potentially mess up something they are meant to be good at, causing potentially unfun complications for your party, than just ... knowing that character can help them navigate, so they do? especially if thats the reason that npc is there?

idk like my players respond very well to the npcs being Full People and i do think theres a level of enjoyment to like. comparing pc and npc stats or players learning what feats an npc took or lore around subclasses but also. also im so miserly and decrepit and my google doc of my four bad guys this arc and their spells is 59 pages long im Tired Save Me

[caroldantops]

IM GONNA SAY SOMETHING CONTROVERSIAL

i think some people are overreacting with the finale saying it was underwhelming. i understand being disappointed at some pieces missing but i think if you expected a happy ending you were in DENIAL!!! THEY WERE DOOMED FROM THE START AND THATS WHAT MAKES THEIR STORY SO BEAUTIFUL AND HEARTBREAKING

and stop fucking saying it’s a bury your gays bc it’s not like jesus christ