#Sushi cow girl

[djsherriff-responses]

Wip

[redibinch]

What if

[autisticlio]

It's funny cause Rabbids as a series does have a lot of problems, whether it be the earlier games having racial caricature costumes or the half-assed making of them prior to Rabbids Go Home, but YouTubers constantly act like the fictional characters themselves brought Rayman to an alley and shot him cause Rayman 4 never released. Same YouTubers almost never talk about the Sparks of Hope DLC neither, despite them recently starting to make jokes about the Laserhawk rendition. At this point, it feels forced.

[demilypyro]

Apparently there's a show on Netflix where Rayman says fuck, eats sushi off a cow girl's ass and starts killing people???? I don't know all the details

[platiepuz]

things i was hoping beloved Rayman would do in captain laserhawk knowing it was R rated:

say fuck

hold a gun

have a part in the story

things that i didnt think would happen to Rayman but fucking did:

swear multiple times

drink straight liquor

snort cocaine

anti hero role and large part of story

SHOOT people

MURDER people

condemn his past self in a mirror

eat sushi off a cow girl’s ass

cry and vomit

im going insane i cant process ANY of it.

and i LOVE IT.

[sugawhaaa]

⋆.˚♡GAON X READER

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"I want them to hear you,"

Warnings::SMUT!VULGAR LANGUAGE

Genre:: jealous, rough, sex toys, cuffs, oral (fem rec) cow girl (???)

Pairing::hard!dom!Gaon x sub!fem!reader

A//N::I feel like this is really bad 💔 I'm sorry yall

Word count:: 2, 184

Synopsis:: while at a sushi buffet with all the members, you and O.de get closer than your secret boyfriend, Gaon, approves of.

Songs that inspired this fanfic::

Plate after plate came across the restaurant table. You were at a sushi buffet with all the members to celebrate the end of their newest comeback. Break the Brake was a great success with lots of good memories. The members invited you out (since you're the manager) with them too. Junhan and o.de sat next to you with Gaon in front of you. Gaon and you were secretly dating to avoid rumors and scandals, not even the members knew about it. This was usually okay considering Gaon kept it under wraps and he acted just as a friend to you. This dinner was different though. Ever since Seungmin fed you your food from his chopsticks Jiseok has been eyeing you up and down.

You didn't think it was that big of a deal but when you linked arms with O.de to take a drink of alcohol together Gaon kicked your ankle. You jumped and ended up spilling your drink all over you. It was a whole thing and O.de felt really bad. Gunil got up and got some paper towels. O.de continuously apologized while you glared at Gaon and he just crossed his arms and kept his chin up.

"If you want you can wear my hoodie," Seungmin proposed as he took off his dry hoodie. You nodded and went with him to the bathroom. He stood outside the one-person stall and waited for you. "I know it might not be the most comfortable but it's better than having wet fabric on your skin," Seungmin leaned against the wall.

"Yeah, it's okay," you said before opening the door to reveal you wearing his hoodie that was 10 times too big for you. You came back out to the dining area and sat back down to continue eating. Jiseok then brought up his foot. He slid his foot up your leg seductively. You glared over at him and he was just innocently stuffing his face.

He continued to talk to you with his eyes. He looked you up and down. You frowned and shrugged. He looked over at O.de and you rolled your eyes. You shook your head and Gaon crossed his arms. He tilted his head to the bathroom you were in and raised a brow. You were taken aback and shook your head. He looked down at your chest and looked intensely. You looked down to see some of the lace from your bra. You looked back at Gaon and shrugged. He huffed and looked away.

"You know if you wanna say something you can just say it," Junhan looked at you with innocent eyes.

"No, no, it's all good-" you shake your head before Gaon presses his knee to your clit. You jump and kick him hard with your heel. Gaon then stood up and looked at you intensely.

"We're leaving," he said before grabbing his wallet. The members exchanged looks and you pretended to be innocent as well.

You and the members gathered everything up while Gaon paid. You gathered in the van, Gunil at the wheel, and played some music. Everyone was rocking out including yourself. Gaon seemed to have cooled off after rocking out for a while. You thought that until you got a message. You checked it quickly. It was a message from Jiseok that said "I'm going fuck you up so hard tonight."

Your face turned red and you stopped singing. Gaon continued as if nothing happened. You did the same, vibing as if nothing happened.

You all piled through the doorway as you finally got back to the dorms. Gaon held your wrist tightly and before you could even set your purse down he dragged you into his room saying "We need to talk," he closed the door and pinned you against it harshly. "What the hell was that?" He said lowly.

"I dunno, we were just hanging out," you looked away from him.

"Just hanging out?" He unzipped your sweater. "You're literally wearing his sweater," he grumbled. You covered your chest.

"You saw what happened! You didn't even offer to give me your jacket!" you replied with a little attitude. Jiseok sighed and shook his head.

"I saw him fucking you with his eyes. The way he looked at you, the way he held your chin, the way he touched you," Gaon looked at you hungrily. "Seungmin may be able to eyefuck you but he'll never see you like this," he said before kissing you. The kiss was deep and passionate. His tongue explored your mouth, he rolled his tongue around yours before biting your lip. He smirked as he pulled down the hoodie from your shoulders. He bit your neck and sucked on the skin harshly. You moaned softly.

"J-Jiseok, they're gonna be able to see that," you whimpered out. He finally let your skin out of his lips.

"Good. You're mine and they'll know it," he hissed before biting you more. Marks were placed from your jaw down to your chest and your shoulders. He finally took you over to his bed and pinned you down. He undid your bra and continued his hickey attack. He nibbled on your nipple and you jumped with a hoarse moan. You wrapped your legs around his waist, pulling him closer. He rolled his tongue in a circle around your sensitive areas.

"Fuck Jiseok," you moaned and threw your head back. "I can't do this," you chuckle before placing an arm over your head. His hand trailed up your body and he started playing with your other nipple, relentlessly teasing you. He then grinded his thigh against your folds. You grabbed his hair. The stimulation tipping you just to the edge.

Jiseok pulled back and took off your skirt and underwear. He wasted no time attacking you with his tongue. He flattened his tongue against your aching core and you gasped softly. You put your hand on his head. He ran his tongue along your folds while rubbing circles on your clit. You simultaneously bucked your hips. This stimulation all over was driving you crazy.

Gaon picked up on the signals of your hips rolling and your face contorting as a sign you were close to cumming. You grabbed his sandy hair in a fist, pulling lightly. "I-I'm gonna cum," you whimper out and Gaon puts his lips around your clit, sucking hard as he massages your hips. Your back arches as you reach your high. You feel yourself empty out and Jiseok licks it all up. He backs up and looks down at you, your face hot and your chest heaving.

Gaon smirks.

"Stay." He points to you and stands up. You do as he says and lay on the bed. Gaon goes to his closet and rummages around. He comes back over to you with a vibrator and cuffs in hand. You chuckle nervously. "Give me your wrists," he said as he extended one hand out. You did as he said and he tied you to the head of the bed. You laid there completely at his mercy.

"They're gonna hear us," you whine as gaon lays beside your aching pussy, vibrator in hand.

"Good, that's what I planned," he turned on the vibrator and placed it on your clit and watched you squirm. "I'm gonna make you scream," Jiseok chuckled in a low tone. You pulled on the cuffs as your body subconsciously squirmed for relief. "Cute," he chuckled seductively. He rolled the vibrator down and pressed it against your sopping wet cunt. You looked up at him through peeled eyes, a smirk placed on his lips as he teased you. He finally pushed the vibrator inside you and watched you squirm, whispered moans escaping your lips.

"Please," you whimpered out and Gaon watched you in satisfaction. You wanted to pull your hands down and continue using the vibrator but you couldn't. Your hands bound to the bed frame. Gaon grabbed the handle of the toy and started rolling it, deep inside you. Your legs jerked and shook slightly from the pleasure. "Yes, yes, yes," you mumbled out. Gaon slowly pulled it out and pushed it back in fast and hard. You moaned loudly, unable to cover your moans with your hands. He watched as your body was drawn to him like a magnet.

He continued to slowly thrust the toy into you before slowly picking up the pace. Each thrust made your body jolt forward. All the little foreplay had driven you insane so this felt like heaven and you just started. "Keep going," you whimpered out and Gaon just kept his pace absentmindedly. "Faster~" you moaned and bucked your hips, your legs shaking.

"Say my name," Jiseok smirked. "Say my name and what you want me to do," he grinned. You knew exactly why he was doing this, so all the members could hear. More specifically O.de.

"But they'll hear," you mumbled and Gaon stopped moving the vibrator. You immediately regret your words.

"What did I tell you," he hissed and you whimpered.

"Jiseok please keep going, please," you moan out and Jiseok smirked. He continued to use the vibrator, thrusting it in and out of you. He started going a bit faster but you needed more. You tugged on the cuffs as you whimpered. "Jiseok faster please," you moan.

"Louder," he said in a low voice before biting his lip, waiting for you to do as he said.

"Jiseok! Please faster!"You moaned mercilessly. He did as you said. He increased the vibration and went so fast you were seeing stars. You didn't think it was even possible to go this fast. You arched your back and pulled the cuffs hard. A wave of pleasure ran down your body and Gaon slowed down. Your chest heaved as you came down from your high.

Jiseok pulled the vibrator out of you, leaving a trail of your juices on the bed. He tossed it to the side and uncuffed you. You looked at him a little confused before he started undoing his pants. "Turn around," he said in a low, raspy voice as he prepared his swollen member. You did as he said and laid on your stomach. You got comfortable and he grabbed your hips. Without giving you a warning he slid into you swiftly. You could hear the cum inside you being sloshed around as he entered you. The sudden shock of him hitting so deep inside you made you jolt forward. You saw a flash of concern etched in his expression but once he saw you were enjoying it he relaxed, melting into your body. He started off slow, letting you adjust to his size.

"Such a good little whore," he grunted as he thrusted into you. Everytime he pounded back inside you, your body jolted forward. This boosted Jiseok's ego more than it should've. He massaged your hips and lower back as he continued to hit all your sweet spots. Each time he slammed back into you you moaned louder than the last. You buried your face in your pillow as you tore your throat from moans. Gaon grabbed your hair and pulled your head up. "Let them hear you," he smirked as he changed his angle to hit right into your g-spot. You cried out in pleasure. "Who's making you feel this good again? Say my name baby," Gaon held your hair harshly as he pounded into you, feeling your walls clench around him.

"Fuck I'm gonna cum!" You moan out and he pulls your hair harder.

"Say my name and then you can cum," he demanded.

"Jiseok! Please I'm so close," you moaned loudly as tears of ecstasy poured down your cheeks. With one final thrust you finally peaked. You let out a deep groan and he let go of your hair, your head fell forward. You felt Jiseoks release fill you up. He held your hips as he emptied himself inside you, both of your bodies quivering. You panted heavily before he finally pulled out, cum pouring from your abused hole. He licked it softly before laying next to you. You immediately clung to him.

He let out a deep sigh "So…" he blushed as if he felt guilty about what he did. You looked up at him.

"Yes babe?" You stroked his hair out of his sweaty face.

"About earlier," he hummed and you listened intently. "I was quite upset…but you should know I know you'd never cheat on me. I trust you more than you know," he smiled and you smiled back just as warmly.

"I know baby," I chuckle "it's okay either way, we got a good fuck out of it," you closed your eyes and laid on his chest.

"I wonder what the members will say tomorrow," Gaon hummed as he held you. He rang his fingers through your hair as he spoke. You shrugged.

"If they get too nosey that's their fault. It's none of their business," you chuckled and Jiseok hummed in agreement. The feeling of his chest vibrating in your ears.

[the-eggplantblog]

Yes, Rayman saying fuck is the least of it, look at it I literally never thought I would see Rayman drunk, eating sushi on a cow girl's butt, having existential crises, talking to his own reflection, using guns and killing people and seeing this very adult version of he.

and I didn't think I would like this so much xddddddd, it's incredible that ubifsotf allowed all this, as I say, Rayman was the most innocent and tender video game character I had ever seen, but this Rayman is the complete opposite of what he was and that's great.

I'll just say it, Rayman definitely stole the show ^^

[ilovecowgirls]

Sushi Cow Girl - From the Netflix Series Laserhawk 🐮♥️

That Cowgirl made up for the poor treatment of my beloved Jade and Peji' 🥲

[hostilemuppet]

So the first piece of art of yours that I saw was the comic where two of Bruce’s kids came out has trans to him and Branch tells him he’s a good dad and Bruce said he wishes their parents were supportive of him.

After that I came upon the one where JD decides to pierce his ear. And ends up with a date with a trucker.

And after that it was your first Floyd/Creek comics where Creek thinks he’s tricking Floyd but Floyd his aware and using him to get expensive stuff!!! It was between those three that I started following you.

While your style has changed since those little comics, I’ve always found your art amazing!!! And funny!!!

I keep coming back for more art and comics. I don’t read most of the asks you get so what ever happens on chapter 14 will probably be a complete surprise for me.

I do have a few questions from those first comics, have you ever considered drawing Bruce before he came out has trans? Maybe a little comic flashback of him coming out to his family? Also why was Branch so surprised? Didn’t he know Bruce was trans? And or was he… wait is Branch a he or a she? I forgot to ask before I didn’t understand in the story, if Branch came out has a boy or a girl. What I was going to say was Branch surprised that he wasn’t the only trans in the family?

As for the JD comic, have you ever considered drawing that date JD had with the trucker troll?

Also I think I once saw a Spotify playlist for Fleek with a cover of Floyd eating sushi from Creek’s back? Did I imagine that? Cause I can’t find that art on either of your twitter accounts.

Speaking of Creek’s back, what does he’s tramp stamp look like?

first of all tysm! thats very kind of you 😊 ill go through em point by point:

1- the comic where branch finds out bruce is trans wasnt related to the tdau at all, it was based on actual canon, so that version of branch wasnt intended to be a trans he/him butch he was just a cis dude. branch didnt know bruce was trans bc he wasnt even a year old at the point of the breakup and bruce had been living solely as a man for years, maybe as young as 13? (he wouldve just decided "can you call me a he? and grandma can you start buying me boy clothes at pop troll walmart?" i dont think he wouldve had the resources available to know what transgender even meant at that point) and never ended up telling branch before the breakup bc... well hes like 6 months old. and he doesnt need to know anything about "spruce"s body. and over the years bruce just kinda forgot that branch didnt know, which is why he mentioned it so casually

2- i did actually draw the troll jd had a date with! his name is clyde (although i think calling him clyde S.D. ale would be cute. like clydesdale, and also ale like the alcohol). this art is old atp so maybe ill give him a fresher coat of paint, just like im planning for jds manic pixie dream rock troll girlfriends who hate him

3- i. yes. yes i did draw floyd eating sushi off creeks back and ass before 😭 based off a very good screenshot from captain laserhawk with rayman eating sushi off a cow woman. i drew it twice in fact, with the second being a redraw. here are both of them

i considered redrawing it a third time bc i massively overhauled how i drew trolls but i think if i keep doing it itll stop being funny

4- creeks (NON CANON) tramp stamp, i think would be ocean themed with seashells and waves. maybe ill design creeks tramp stamp today, but again its NOT CANON its not actually a thing in the tdau. unless alex wants it to be

[djsherriff-responses]

Monday: Dolph/Sarah

Tuesday: Jade/Cody

Wednesday: Pey'J/Alex

Thursday: Marus/Sam

Friday: Pagan/Dominique

Saturday: Niji 6/Pagan's Henchmen

Sunday: Free space

These are days I'm thinking off thus far, maybe we could do it on the 21st of October for when the show originally released (I totally didn't jump with relief that it landed on Monday this year) I'm open to suggestions for this but I figured having two characters per day evens it out and adds more creative freedom of choice

Free space is for the popular characters, like Sushi cow girl and Lucie

[marxthedumdum]

Wait. Even better, too: WERECAT MIKE!!

- Mike is very catlike. Obviously.

- Ears on head in normal form?? OwO

- Baps Bill and Glitchy a lot for attention.

- Steven probably just up and cursed him during the Miki Ritual 🤣

- Mike hates that Bill brushes his fur 🤣🤣🤣

- Glitchy is confused as to why Mike hisses at the spray bottle

- Lots of money spent on cat toys, tuna, fish, all that. And he just sits in the boxes.

- AND MIKE GETS PISSED WHEN HIS NIECE AND BROTHER STEAL THE BOXES!!

- Speaking of which, he probably is weirded out by having a niece at first 'cause this is Steven we're talking about, the werecat Champion/milkman probably had his own nefarious (abduction-centric) means of bringing a child (or adult child, whichever you prefer) into the mix.

- Chases Werecat Steven and his child away from the dairy farm/dairy room that Daisy casually has as well, which is ethical and takes excellent care of the cows 🐮🐮🐮

- Glitchy is a shapeshifter, so it pisses Mike off when Glitchy - or his niece - munches on his tail!!

- Won't. Leave. Bill. Or. Steven. Alone. On. Fishing. Trips!!

- Steven and Mike being all catlike and everyone's just going along with it.

- Then Glitchy feeds his new niece tuna because she needs her medicine :( And that's when he has to carry her in his arms (since she's probably in smol fluffy kitty form) as he casually RUNS AWAY FROM STEVEN AND MIKE, WHO HEARD THE CAN OPENER!!

- I bet Glitchy and Mike and Bill babysit their niece sometimes and Glitchy teaches her how to kill doppelgangers like a good girl :)

- Mike is not amused by the above point. And tries to keep his niece from killing doppelgangers....but she just wants to make her uncles happy!! 🥺

I'm literally giggling as I type this out 🤣

bill and daisy being the only normal people in the whole group sitting in one corner of their own and goes ‘this family (stevens and mikes) is FUCKED up 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥’ and exchange handshakes 😭

imagine if whenever bills at work mike just keeps fucking around the place…… can you blame him his hubby is literally kanto’s poke-einstein he just wants to see what stuff he works with :) (eventually broke the teleporter bill was working on and caused an error that turned him into a clefairy (like the main game 💀))

ALSO MIKE HAVING A DIY BOX ROBOT SUIT SOMEWHERE,,,,,, (he and glitchy built it and cuz of glitchys glitch bs itll never wear out 🙏)

(also x2 glitchy gets fucking raided by the entire house except daisy and bill everytime he’s trying to make tuna sushi/sandwich for himself, so he gets angry and gives himself Water Gun (like, the move) to shoo them away 💀💀💀)

[boltedgarlic]

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[the-luzer]

⋆｡°✩ Intro !! ⋆｡°✩

My name is Caelum (you can also call me Cael, Kale, Cae, whatever) ☆

im also Spider-Man ☾

pronouns are he/they ☆

transgender man , asexual berriromantic ☾

in the 13-16 age range (MINOR) ☆

in a relationship (almost 3 years now) ☾

a lot of yapping ⬇️

hobbies include: listening to music, reading, writing, photography (I might post some of my pictures here), obsessing over my interests ☆

interests !!: the marauders, Riordanverse, osemanverse, space, cows, Spider-Man, Nevermore (WEBTOON), most books I read, the owl house, Fnaf, rocks and stuff, Bluey, etc. etc. ☾

music artists I like :)) Alex G, Arctic Monkeys, beabadobee, Billie Eilish, Bo Burnham, Cavetown, Cage The Elephant, Cigarettes After Sex, Conan Gray, The Crane Wives, Destroy Boys, girl in red, Gorillaz, Green Day, Insane Clown Posse, Joji, Kiko, Lana Del Ray, Lemon Demon, Lyn Lapid, Måneskin, MARINA, Melanie Martinez, Mitski, Mother Mother, Tally Hall, Tame Impala, The Neighborhood, NOAHFINNCE, Odetari, Queen, Rex Orange County, Ricky Montgomery, Rio Romeo, Roar, The Smiths, Steve Lacy, Sushi Soucy, Twenty One Pilots, TV Girl, Wallows, Will Wood, The 1975 AND MORE I LIKE SO MANY MUSIC ARTISTS ☆

im an introverted person but if you ask about my interests I will talk until I physically can’t ☾

probably neurodivergent in some shape or form but I haven’t been diagnosed ☆

also I literally love my online friends they’re all so cool and should totally just let me keep hiding in their walls 🧡 ☾

some random ass user cards that describe me

[vellichorom]

Have you seen Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix? Long title for a show I know but since you like Danganronpa and CampCamp and stuff like that I think it's right up your alley!

I GET ITS PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE CRUDE SPEECH & VIOLENT THEMES but comparing laserhawk to danganronpa or camp camp is really funny to me because those those are Very Different Scary Alleyways

but as a matter of fact! I HAVE INDEED SEEN IT! my beloved sibling got into it & rayman as of recently, & made me binge the series, & holy SHIT

i don't know ubisoft OR their games very well, so this love letter of a series dedicated to all things related wasn't intended for me, but it's truly a MASTERPIECE. it's GRITTY, it rips just about everything you love & hold dear from your hands, & there's some very well-versed social commentary littered throughout that i don't think is oft seen depicted as graphic or realistically as it is in laserhawk.

which is such a hard left turn, considering laserhawk both LOOKS & SOUNDS like just a traditional netflix branded sci-fi action adventure, & it is, with colorful humor as well as a variety of interesting artstyle choices used within that hail back to ALL of ubisoft's roots, but it just says so much in a short amount of time.

also holy shit there's rayman snorting coke & eating sushi off of a cow girl's ass, if that doesn't get you intrigued what will

it's VERY polished & brilliantly executed, & I highly recommend anyone give it a watch, I think it's very underrated for being what it is.

I for one, would DEFINITELY like to see where the series goes, especially with that big cliffhanger !!!!! help me !!!!!!!!

[magentagalaxies]

ok so originally i was going to post this as a reblog of my "list of kith sketches whose scripts i now own" post but for some reason i cannot find that post at all (???) and also i'm in canada and didn't take my other kith scripts with me on this trip so i cannot write out a complete list bc i'll inevitably forget some. anyway remind me to make full list when i get home in august. that being said:

List of KITH Sketches Whose Scripts I Now Own (as in I got them on 7/11/24)

sketches that aired:

the phone show end tag/"touch bellini" (VERY different draft)

"guys watching girls" (catcalling from the pilot)

sick of the swiss

"show within a show" aka "lorne michaels doesn't present" aka "the scott thompson show featuring scott thompson"

off swingin'

spring (cold open with scott burying a body)

trappers

30 second stories: rolling stones

sizzlers and the bank

a shit ton of the cops sketches

night of the cow

"new mom" (the gavin sketch at the funeral, tho this is also a VERY different draft)

several "it's a fact" bits

"god" (the one with the letter about the dog show and "her god spot")

"fag basher"

academy awards

apartment games

asleep on the job

"clothes make the man" (the sketch with scott in the different outfits getting called a fag--except this draft has it as a buddy sketch with more dialogue)

darcy & francesca

a few of mark's cabbie sketches

"einstein"

girl drink drunk

kidnapped (danny husk)

nervous break(fast) down

multiple emperor poems

"rosa"

"the original bat" (a much longer draft of "potato salad")

"my pen"

"tiggy" (useless dog)

"tucker" (mouse)

"prisoner jam"

shirling

"the leash"

the affair

"parenting" (disappointed in their kid)

friendly rivals

drugs are bad

housework hustlers

girls of summer

virtual sex (buddy cole)

gorilla

bartending school

is he?

menstruation monologue

surrogate

buddy cole - love at first sight

buddy cole - canadian

buddy cole - buddy's date

sketches that never aired:

"corruption" (courtroom sketch)

"cold blood"

power of the suburbs

"a simple man"

"dave's dead" (dave dies during a monologue and the troupe has to weekend-at-bernies him through the next scene)

"the waiter in comedy" (the history of the waiter in sketch comedy)

"the drug trade"

"sleep" (dave falls asleep on set and everyone wonders what he's dreaming about)

"sushi"

a shit ton of other cops sketches

rock (bruce hits kevin with a rock)

"off the pill"

"my own flag" (mark monologue)

several more "it's a fact" bits

"mary"

"jewel"

"in love with lori"

"porch picnic" (sequel to "the biggest crouton" monologue)

"first love" (madam alphonsa monologue)

"father farey"

"monthly parking"

"corner"

"watermelon"

"kids' party"

"dad's birthday"

"furniture"

"joke"

"protest"

"sound men"

buddy and bobs

head crusher live show monologue

other goodies:

behind the scenes photo of scott (buddy) and rip taylor on the set of chalet 2000

two tickets to live tapings of the kids in the hall (july 14th and 15th 1988)

a bunch more of the autographed pics i was mailing out before, so once i'm back home i'll make another post for anyone who wants me to send one to them!!

[jawbreakervault]

An article by Linda Simensky on Ed, Edd n' Eddy, published in the summer 1999 edition of Take One magazine. Full issue here. Transcript under the cut.

One day in 1996, I got a fax at the Atlanta head office of the Cartoon Network where I am vice president of original animation. It was from Vancouver animator Danny Antonucci. Danny had sent me a drawing of threee goofy looking guys, with the title Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy, and the tagline: "They're friends because they have the same name." "What do you think?" he wrote. Hilarious, I remember thinking. I remembered that back in 1974, I used to hang out with two girls in my neighbourhood, Linda J. and Linda V. We didn't have much in common other than living in the same neighbourhood and having the same name. I immediately identified with the concept and series as a whole.

Well, actually there were several more steps before that last part happened but they were easy. I showed the fax to Mike Lazzo, the senior vice president of programming and production at the Cartoon Network, and he laughed. "Can we see more? Is there a bible?" he asked. The series bible came through by fax, a few pages at a time, over a period of the next few months. After an affirmative response from Betty Cohen, the president of the Caroon Network, the legal paperwork and deal making began. Not long after, a start-up meeting was held poolside at Chateau Marmont, the one moment of Hollywood glamoue we'd experience. "How soon can you have it ready?" asked the general manager and I watched Danny's eyebrows go up. Thus the Sisyphean task of producing the series began. Up to that point, the Cartoon Network had only produced shows through Hanna-Barbera in Los Angeles. Even shorts that were produced in smaller studios in other cities were produced through Hanna-Barbera. This would be the first show to be produced outside that system and the first to report directly to the Cartoon Network. The fate of our working with independant studios rested with this show. Nothing like a little pressure! In addition, every series we had done had started with a seven-minute short, but this time we were so sure we were on the right track that we jumped right in to serious production.

At that point in time, the Cartoon Network had been putting a great deal of effort into finding properties that weren't just animated sitcoms but were actually cartoons. Visually eyepopping, gag-laden, character-driven and most importantly, funny. Those were our cartoon goals. We were also trying to produce the cartoons by setting up units which would be creator-driven and self-contained. The old Warner Bros. "Termite Terrace" was our model since, as far as we were concerned, that's how the best cartoons were made. In the mid-1990s, Hanna-Barbera produced a series of 48 cartoons. The Cartoon Network went into series production on three of those shorts: Dexter's Laboratory, Cow and Chicken, and Johnny Bravo. We were in development on our next show, Powerpuff Girls, with the Dexter unit, and were starting to put several other projects into development, when we decided the Eds should have their own series.

Antonucci's earlier projects had made him a household name among animators. Lupo the Butcher, his animated short from the lates 1980s was, to some degree, the South Park of its time. I can remember a tape of Lupobeing passed around the office back in 1988, as people told each other, "You got to see this!" A few years later, in 1994, Antonucci started up his own studio, a.ka. Cartoon, in Vancouver to produce his show The Brothers Grunt for MTV. Following that, he spent the next few years doing commercials, promos, network IDs and the opening for MTV's Cartoon Sushi.

He decided to remain in Vancouver and expand his studio to accommodate series production. After working out of a small, five-person studio, a.k.a. Cartoon moved into a loft in the Gastown section of Vancouver and began hiring a full staff to work on the first 13 episodes. Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy is the story of three best friends bound by the same name, gawky social graces and an overwhelming desire to fit in. The series takes place during summer vacation, as the Eds search the cul-de-sac where they live for adventure, acceptance and money to buy candy. Ed is into monster movies and model kits. Edd is the really smart, really quiet and the unnatrually polite one. Eddy is the ringleadrer who loves being the centre of attention. The Eds are driven by their constant quest for cash, mostly for buying jawbreakers.

Their schemes -- childhood ventures -- optimistic profit margins -- and oddball twists.

The other neighbourhood kids round out the stories. Sarah is Ed's whiny younger sister. Rolf is the first-generation immigrant of unknown origin who eats strange things and has a pet goat. Jimmy prefers hanging out with Sarah and finds the Eds too rough. Kevin, the neighbourhood cynic, finds the Eds' ideas stupid. Nazz is the neighbourhood heatthrob and the mysterious Jonny 2x4 has a best friend that is a wooden board named Plank. Rounding out the cast are the neighbourhood bullies, the dreaded Kanker Sisters. The characters are loosely based on Danny's two sons, assorted friends and people he's known throughout his life.

Each half-hour episode is comprised of two, 11-minute cartoons. Typical episodes range from the Eds crashing Nazz's sprinkler party, to dealing with cycles of fads that blow through the cul-de-sac, to Sarah's newfound crush on Edd. Each cartoon is produced "the old-fashioned way" to guarantee the maximum number of laughs. Danny works with the story editor/head writer Jono Howard and a few other writers to generate the story ideas. Each writer then produces one-to-two page outlines with the beats of the story. The outline is handed to two storyboard artists who work out the actions and the gags. The storyboards remain up on the wall for the big pitch, at which point the artists pitch the storyboard to Danny and everyone else in the studio. The receptionist, the accountant and any visitors that day are all included in the pitch audience. The gags and beats that get laughs are keepers. The ones that fall flat get feedback or are reconsidered.

Season one, which premiered January 1999, is doing remarkably well in the ratings. Every now and then the Cartoon Network produces a show that has an impact on popular culture or day-to-day life. Recently, a journalist in Tallahasse, Fla., wrote a column in his local newspaper about his search for the huge jawbreakers his kids saw on Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy. In the April 19 issue of People magazine, in the crossword puzzle, the clue for #45 down was the cartoon show, Ed, ___ 'n' Eddy. Fan Web sites are starting to spring up.

The show has started to appear in other countries via international cartoon networks. A second season has already been ordered for a November 1999 broadcast date. Apparently, puberty is as international as it is unforgiving. Will the Eds ever be shown in their own backyard? Will Canadians ever get to see the "Canadian Squirt Gun" episode in season two? Probably. While Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy will hopefully be acquired for air on one of the Canadian cable channels, for now you will have to rely on tapes from friends in the United States.