#Surprise that's exactly where it is
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
ADHD mood (again)
I swear sometimes having ADHD is like living in a world where inanimate objects just teleport sometimes. Every day at random objects just teleport around your space.
The teleport happens completely at random. Usually paying really close attention to an object can delay it teleporting, watched pot never boils and all, but not always. Sometimes you're trying sooo hard to look at this thing so it doesn't teleport away, but then you blink or sneeze or look over at a noise you heard and oops it's gone.
It doesn't matter if you put an object in That Place You Will Remember It, because it will probably teleport somewhere else before you need it.
It doesn't matter if you have a special place for the thing, it's not going to stay there. No matter how many times you put it back, it's going to keep teleporting around.
It doesn't matter if you try reaaaally hard to remember where you put a thing. It's not there anymore, it teleported.
And after a while you stop bothering to try and remember where you put things, because it's faster to just look around at places things are likely to teleport to.
#adhd#The “just look places it might have teleported to” is my entire organizational strategy now#I just put things down wherever#Because I know putting them somewhere specific is pointless#I either won't remember or I won't put it there next time#So they go wherever I happen to find it convenient to set them#and then later when I need it I go#“If I was holding this object right now what is the most convenient surface for me to put it down and forget it on”#Surprise that's exactly where it is#So anyway that's how I found the Very Important paperwork I hadn't seen in 2 years#It was at the bottom of a stack of other papers on a desk I kept forgetting papers on
14 notes
·
View notes
Text
possibly dumb question but do we ever see near. standing up
#i legitimately can only think of maybe one panel#and it’s right after he makes it rain on the pro-kira mob and even then he’s in that military uniform thing#death note#it just. IT JUST#every time i see near art where he’s standing it feels so Weird and i can’t exactly place why#boy doesn’t stand. he Lounges#i legit wouldn’t be surprised if he got carried around on a fucking litter like an ancient egyptian pharaoh or something#ik and am a fan of the near using crutches/a wheelchair headcanon but am i going insane have we never actually seen him stand up
137 notes
·
View notes
Text
Historians having takes on frev women that make me go 😐 compilation
Sexually frustrated in her marriage to a pompous civil servant much older than herself, [Madame Roland] may have found Danton’s celebrated masculinity rather uncomfortable. Danton (1978) by Norman Hampson, page 77.
The Robespierres sent their sister to Arras because that was their hometown, the family home, where they had relatives, uncles, aunts and friends, like Buissart who they didn’t cease to remain in correspondence with, even in the middle of the Terror. There, among them, Charlotte would not be alone; she would find advice, rest, the peace necessary to heal her nervousness and animosity. Away from Mme Ricard, who she hated, away from Mme Duplay, who she detested, she would enjoy auspicious calmness. It is Le Bon that the Robespierres will charge with escorting their sister to this neccessary and soothing exile. […] If there is a damning piece in Charlotte Robespierre's case, it is this one (her interrogation, held July 31 1794). She seems to be caught in the act of accusing this Maximilien whom she rehabilitates in her Memoirs. She is therefore indeed a hypocrite, unworthy of the great name she bears, and which she dishonors the very day after the holocaust of 10 Thermidor. Charlotte Robespierre et Guffroy (1910) in Annales Révolutionnaires, volume 3 (1910) page 322, and Charlotte Robespierre et ses mémoires (1909) page 93-94, both by Hector Fleishmann.
Elisabeth, as she was popularly called, was barely past her twelfth birthday, younger even by three years than Barere’s own mother when she was given in marriage. On the following day the guests assembled again in the little church of Saint-Martin at midnight to attend the wedding ceremony of the handsome charmer and the bewildered child. Dressed in white, clasping in her arms a yellow, satin-clad doll that Bertrand had given her — so runs the tradition — she marched timidly to the altar, looking more like a maiden making her first communion than a woman celebrating a binding sacrament. Perhaps the doll, if doll there was, filled her eye, but certainly she could not fail to note how handsome her husband was. Bertrand Barere; a reluctant terrorist (1962) by Leo Gershoy, page 32.
The young nun who bore the name of Hébert did not hide her fate. She did not wish to prolong a life stifled from her childhood in the cloister, branded in the world by the name she bore, fighting between horror and love for the memory of her husband, unhappy everywhere. Histoire des Girondins (1848) by Alphonse de Lamartine, volume 8, page 60.
Lucile in prison showed more calmness than Camille. Before the tribunal, she seemed to possess neither fear nor hope, she denied having taken an active role in the prison conspiracy. What did it matter to her the answer they were trying to extract from her? They said they wanted her guilty? Very well! She would be condemned and join Camille. This was what she said again when she was told that she would suffer the same fate as her husband: ”Oh, what joy, in a few hours I’m going to see Camille again!” Camille et Lucile Desmoulins: un couple dans la tourmente (1986) by Jean Paul Bertaud, page 293.
What did it matter to Lucile whether she was accused or defended? She had no longer any pretext for living in this world. She was one of those heroines of conjugal love who are more wife than mother. Besides, Horace lived, and Camille was dead. It was of the absent only that she thought. As for the child, would not Madame Duplessis act a mother's part to him? The grandmother would watch over the orphan. If Lucile had lived, she could have done nothing but weep over the cradle, thinking of Camille. Camille Desmoulins and his wife; passages from the history of the Dantonists founded upon new and hitherto unpublished documents (1876) by Jules Claretie.
Having been widowed at the age of 23 [sic] years, Élisabeth Duplay remarried a few years later to the adjutant general Le Bas, brother of her first husband, and kept the name which was her glory. She lived with dignity, and all those who have known her, still beautiful under her crown of white hair, have testified to the greatness of her sentiments and austerity of her character. She died at an old age, always loyal to the memory of the great dead she had loved and whose memory she, all the way to her final day, didn’t cease to honor and cherish. As for the lady of Thermidor, Thérézia Cabarrus, ex-marquise of Fontenay, citoyenne Tallien, then princess of Chimay, one knows the story of her three marriages, without counting the interludes. She had, as one knows, three husbands living at the same time. Now compare these two existances, these two women, and tell me which one merits more the respect and the sympathy of good men. Histoire de Robespierre et du coup d’état du 9 thermidor (1865) by Louis Ernest Hamel, volume 3, page 402.
Fel free to comment which one was your favorite! 😀
#frev#french revolution#frev compilation#hampson: if women were uncomfortable around danton it’s because they were sexually frustrated!#fleishmann: two men in their 30s can ultimately decide what’s best for their sister who’s also in her 30s#also it’s totally unreasonable for charlotte to disown her brothers after their death when her life was possibly in danger#(and even though they pretty much disowned her while they were still alive)#lamartine claretie bertaud: françoise and lucile wanted to die since there was no longer any point to their lives after the husbands died#hamel: a good way of finding out which side was bad and which side was good is to look over how slutty the women on each side were#wow are you seriously surprised the view of women held by 19th century authors isn’t exactly top modern?#…no comment#claretie should technically get a pass since he thought the journal of sanson was an authentic source#But it was so spectacular i couldn’t contain myself#also a shame i couldn’t remember where i read the interpretation that the reason simond évrard was wary of charlotte corday#was bc she might seduce marat when alone with him
89 notes
·
View notes
Text
SHE’S ASKING FOR UPPIES. SHE’S ASKING FOR UPPIES AND YOU’RE JUST GONNA KEEP SCROLLING!?
#got her last night :)#I don’t usually masuda hunt#but when I do :)#I forget exactly how many eggs she took but she was super fast#I THINK only 72 eggs? I didn’t keep an exact count but I think that’s where I was?#I’m surprised with how streamlined masuda is in swsh#it doesn’t make me want to pull out my hair!#anyways say hi to Ella Woo Woo. yes that’s her name#you can call her WooWoo#Pokémon#shiny hunting#masuda method#shiny Pokémon#The Kiwi Shines
76 notes
·
View notes
Text
I am watching Oliver like this 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 because I cannot wait to see if his photography switches from black and white to colour when Eddie comes out of his closet or as buddie go canon - it really would be taking the wizard of oz metaphor to a whole new level of meta that I would very much enjoy!!
#the black and white and focus on Ryan just seems very intentional this season#he was taking a mixture of b/w and colour of Ryan and the show last season#where as this hs been pretty exclusively b/w!!#and Oliver will be#in the know about Ryan’s arc as well as the episode titles and the wizard of oz references#and it’s exactly the sort of thing he’d do#so I wouldn’t be surprised#and if I’m right I shall dance with glee#911 spoilers#Oliver stark#Oliver’s photography#eddie diaz#evan buckley#911 abc#buddie
71 notes
·
View notes
Note
*kneels down*
HAAH WHA??? HELLO? SOMEONE PLEASE PINCH ME AM I DREAMING????????
for context
Okay okay... I'm done screaming irl, this is?? I'm lost for words how beautiful it is???? I just woke up so I'm having a hard time processing reality (I legitimately screamed and now my mom is looking at me with a lot of concern) I wish I could be more eloquent but I'm just floored from how moved I am. Wdym "kneels down" I'd have you sit on a throne if I could :< RIP that friend who doesn't even have a name, you died a tragic death but at least it gave us exquisite content ✨
#beloved-brynn#i'm not joking the expressions backgrounds and the shot of arle's eye where reader is saying 'where is my friend' is EXACTLY how i imagined#her little fang poking out on the first panel<333 amazing detail#and the fact that you probably did this while juggling through quizes and classes?? i wish i could hug you#i'm very very very happy that you chose to illustrate this specific sequence of dialogues bcuz tbh the whole fic was built around them#will save this brag about to my friends and cherish this forever#also i wanted it to be a surprise but i'm currently working on your request!! (i nearly fell out of my chair when i got it)#and uh you made my whole month<333#arlecchino#vampire arlecchino#yandere arlecchino#arlecchino x reader#about ; pantomime of the night#yandere arlecchino x reader
148 notes
·
View notes
Text
[3]
Mission failed!
Doumeki was so distracted by the egg (which, like, me too) that he didn't finish his liquor fast enough, which lead Watanuki down a train of thought that only reminded him even more that Yuuko and Mokona are still gone with no trace of them ever coming back.
COME ON DOUMEKI YOU CAN DO IT. DISTRACT HIM HARDER.
I have a list of suggestions if that would help.
All collected from Ao3.
They seem very effective.
I… oh.
That’s absolutely not what I had in mind.
#But sure let’s go with it!#OH HERE WE ARE THEN#COMPLETELY CAUGHT UP#THIS IS EXACTLY WHERE WE LEFT TSUBASA#Not liveblogging the reservoir chronicle#xxxholic#xxxholic 92#Doumeki#Watanuki#And… Oh this is a whole bunch of confusing people to tag#Lava Lamp Guy#Sakura#Super Sakura#Mysterious Lava Lamp Family Figures#Also Hi Watanuki here is your brother/alternate self#And also your parents! I thik!#They’ve been in a jar this whole time#Surprise!#Don’t make me explain the other Sakura I’ll get SO distracted#Instead can we talk about how we can VISIBLY see Watanuki#Distract himself by pretending to be mad at Doumeki#And INSIST that he has to make him Excellent Snacks#There is no heterosexual explanation for anything he ever does
60 notes
·
View notes
Text
I just remembered I can do whatever the fuck i want forever and ever. here's a bunch of miscellaneous drawings or whatever.
these two are just my general hc that when Ingo gets eeby deebied, Emmet takes over the singles line as well on alternating days and wears one of Ingos bajillion coats on single line days.
these three are from the other night of talking with my boytoy. we were talking about how Ingo and Emmet can probably perfectly(to untrained ears) imitate train horns and whistles. then we were talking about Ingo and his Big Feelings at a wedding and how he'd be sobbing in the corner the whole time. I like gogo a lot and his sobbing train noises
boytoy ate raw spaghetti. was bemmet type behavior. plus the starer.
the last two are because I think for the years Ingo is gone Emmet has been stretching himself thin running the station trying to juggle what both he and his brother would be doing and it leaves him EXGHAUSTED. When Ingo comes back and gets into the groove of things and he's able to even slightly relax, it hits him like a truck and he finds himself genuinely incapable of doing the tasks he needs to do. Gear Station is surprisingly more hectic for the first handful of weeks Ingo is back because Emmet isn't doing his duties. neat to me.
full doodle page btw.
#if you saw this in the sbms server. no you didn't. act surprised.#spenx lou art#lou is an artist#scratches my head. uhmmm. what else can I say#! the other notes about their train mimicry. Emmet can technically do them more correctly than Ingo. though nobody notices bc they r autisi#Ingo can do a perfect chugga chugga though. He also sounds exactly like a train when he's asleep. even better than emmet. only sleeping tho#emmet's breathing when he's asleep also sounds like chugga chugging. they are a train when asleep#they also have their own train calls. It's eachother names. Emmet's name has a harsher stop at the end and Ingo's has a hitch in it#sometimes if they find other people in the tunnels at night they terrorize people by making “ghost trains” where they just make train noise#they also did this when they were younger before they started working there. leading to rumors of it being haunted#I don't even like Ingo and Emmet I don't even care. can someone run them over#submas#subway boss ingo#subway boss emmet#subway bosses#subway master emmet#subway master ingo#ingo and emmet#subway master kudari#subway master nobori#whatever. who even care. tags are fine#man. I should really try finishing drawings sometime actually. I don't think I've finished something since like. last year. o1 wild#also hiii hi boytoy I know you'll see this. hiiiii pookiepie
38 notes
·
View notes
Text
grantaire who argues his views intelligently in meetings in a way thats genuinely helpful <<<<<<<<< grantaire who has the intelligence/ability to contribute his views to meetings in a genuinely helpful way but chooses instead to just be annoying and foolish and argue things he doesnt even believe in (which is easy given he doesnt believe in anything, well theres this one thing, but anyway)
#this is an opinion i have but dont know exactly how to express but im sure the girls who get it get it. a smarter girlie cld expand perhaps#but i love it when r has the capability to surprise like ugh moments in fics where enjolras suddenly finds out that r is rlly smart and is#like wtf#on my own.#grantaire#les mis
187 notes
·
View notes
Text
A sketch I've had lying around for months but decided to finish after @sakuranights1 managed to write a fic that goes with it SUSPICIOUSLY well.
You can read it here, it's delightful!!
#rwby#ruby rose#oscar pine#rosegarden#sketch#wip#chaikachi#rated s for smooches#file created: July 5th 2023#glad we're all operating on exactly one braincell#i checked and i only posted this in private discord group#no where public#so imagine my surprise and delight when i got to chapter 3 😳#ty again for writing it!!
311 notes
·
View notes
Text
it’s funny to me that every season of house needs a christmas episode. the one indication of the passage of time
#I wish the indicator was house’s bday. with people slowly learning exactly what date it is#and being prepared to surprise him#UNLIKE IN S1 where he had a lil drink at home and played a sad little happy birthday song on his piano#all alone#shioshpam
79 notes
·
View notes
Text
tell me, what makes a human?
#ffxiv gpose#ffxiv screenshots#ffxiv oc#gifs.#first official gpose of the yearrr#this is for kirke's no. 1 fan (thefreelanceangel)#this is the only time i'm glad for the blurriness. it adds to the creepiness of it and how you can't /exactly/ see what you're looking at#these were meant to be still images since it was vertical but i had the idea of doing a gif like i did for hector#kinda hard to see as a result but open for full size#so kirke's new lore centers around transhumanism. i'm currently redoing it and she's. this now#kirke's technically not 'human' anymore. she's a cluster of sentinent allagan nanites (made by amon) who takes over the brains of the dead#to combat decomposition she's been adding cyberkinetic addons to it overtime because she likes this body#it's hard to tell but her torso down to her pelvis has been replaced. no more flesh#'but kirke why not just make a new body from scratch?' where's the fun in that#and similar to yves she needs aether to animate her body; but instead of needing aether for consumption she uses it as a 'battery' to move#since she's a big cloud of nanites if she runs out of aether she will more or less 'die'#and it takes a lot more aether to move a dead body it takes less power to animate a robot body#she's like a deranged energizer bunny#it's not surprising that yves and kirke ended up together. he's her own charger#also didn't use her normal hair here because her eyes are integral#body horror cw#glitch cw#flashing cw#q.#mygposes.
92 notes
·
View notes
Text
Bernard definitely "knows a guy"
idk what situation he would need a guy for, but i feel like it wouldn't really matter. His life is just such a collection of weird situations, and he always just happens to know a guy because of it
Did he meet them through some weird online conspiracy boards? Did he meet them through the cult? Did he just extrovert really close to the sun and get away with it? Has this exact situation just happened so many times that he just knows the person he needs at this point? Honestly, he doesn't even know anymore
You know what he DOES know? A guy
#bernard dowd#dude hes been in so many situations id be so surprised if he didnt “know a guy” at LEAST once#i feel like it would happen enough times that the bats would start getting a little suspicious that hes more than just a civilian#like its that weird stage where theyre not sure if he knows their identities yet and if he does and hes NOT a civilian that complicates#things a little bit#but no. his life is just Like That#hes the least normal civilian in existence but at the end of the day hes literally just a guy#i feel like most of them would come from the cult?? bc most of their victims were teenagers right? or at least taken in as teens#depressed high schoolers know how to do some wild shit#so most of his guys are just ex cultists like him that he kept in touch with or smth#i think they should do more with the cult actually#bc we dont actually know all that much do we?#we know the initiations and about the chaos monsters and like where they operated and stuff#but like. thats about it?#i wanna know about the other cultists. i wanna about what exactly went down there. i wanna know how theyd naturally recruit people#i wanna know how bernard actually ended up joining. i wanna know what exactly was up with the chaos monsters#like. do we actually know any of this stuff? ive seen some stuff in like fanfics but is any of that canon? how much do we actually know?#bc as far as i know ive got no fucking clue. but is this information that we have? if someone knows pls tell me im so curious
44 notes
·
View notes
Text
Wake up babe, the 10th anniversary of Wild Kratts: Back in Creature Time is today.
#Wild kratts#kratt brothers#2d kratt brothers#2d chris kratt#2d martin kratt#Back in creature time#I remember exactly where I was when the promos were#When the stills were launched and the synopsis was out#I legit would not shut up about the episode to my family when the trailer was out and when the episode came out#BTW I watched the episode like 10 times. From the morning until the evening#The emotional complexity of that episode outclasses a lot of blockbusters of the time#It’s a good contender for the best episode of the series and where the series peaked.#Still pissed that they teased for a whole decade about a sequel that is still yet to come but let’s hope S7 surprises us lol
33 notes
·
View notes
Text
i think the most annoying part of dog food discourse is how many people will act as though proplan/hill’s/Royal canin diets aren’t extremely and prohibitively expensive and that THAT is the reason so many people look into healthy alternatives.
People complain about corn being in the first five ingredients on most of those feeds because, regardless of other factors here, that is not an expensive ingredient. But it makes up a large chunk of the dry food. So the dry food should be fairly affordable, right?
Oh… with tax you’re spending about $100 for one 45lb bag of food where the third ingredient is wheat and the fourth and fifth ingredients are corn.
Oh… well! It’s slightly cheaper! But the second ingredient is rice, third is wheat, fourth is corn, and then fifth is poultry byproduct. None of those are very expensive so this just must be the low end cost of dog food unfortunately. The vets recommend it so surely that means prices aren’t inflated, right?
Oh? This one has similar ingredients with the only real difference being no corn? And it’s half the price?? Well surely that’s just a fluke.
Oh. Oh no.
This one even has CORN in it and it’s $20 cheaper?? Wow!
Like listen at some point I don’t care if your dog food has the ichor of the gods in it, I’m not spending $100 every five days if there are cheaper options with just as many “good” ingredients in it. If you think I’m a dog abuser because I can’t afford this overpriced garbage, that’s too bad. I don’t care. My dogs are perfectly healthy with the food I give them. Great weight and great coat. People giving dog food recommendations that aren’t those top three hyper-expensive dog foods aren’t trying to epic own those dastardly vets half the time, but I really don’t blame the ones who do lose trust in vets when the only heartworm protection they recommend lately are expensive triple-action brands like Simparica Trio that costs $120+ as opposed to the other heartworm protections that are only about $40-$60 on average, which is still cheaper even if you add on a $20-$40 flea and tick protection separately, and only recommend dog food that costs $85+ a bag even if your dog doesn’t have specialized dietary needs.
Those top three foods are GREAT at making competent prescription diets, I don’t deny that. I do still have to criticize the pricing of those prescription diets though because I have spoken to DOZENS of people who had to pull their pets off of a prescription diet and struggle to find something comparable because they couldn’t afford the food, and that’s terrible! These are not poor companies! Purina, Royal Canin, and Hill’s can ABSOLUTELY afford to lower their prices to make their food accessible to people who need it for their animals but they don’t. They probably never will. Because at the core they are run by greedy corporations. It doesn’t matter how many good nutritionists are on board if the company is run by people who put profits over customers and make the food impossible for people to afford.
#I keep seeing posts from people on both sides of this#and it is frustrating to see how many vets don’t seem to acknowledge#that a MASSIVE part of the dog food debate has and always will be#the inaccessibility of these three brands#because whether corn is good or bad or neutral for a dog#It’s a cheap ingredient#any meat byproducts are a cheap ingredient#wheat in any form is a cheap ingredient#rice is a cheap ingredient#they aren’t putting Diamond dust and gold flakes in the kibble it’s very accessible and affordable ingredients for the most part#and many comparatively smaller companies use very similar ingredients and make food people can actually afford#So yeah when people look at these factors it does make them distrust vets who will almost exclusively push expensive brands#and that’s where the distrust is coming from#it’s not primarily smug tiktok kids who think they know everything#it’s just people who have less money than you and get treated like they care less for their animals because of it lol#and people who feel scammed because anything veterinary is already expensive to the point not everyone can afford it as regularly as needed#the fact people have to give pets vaccines themselves to make ends meet because most vets charge so much just to walk in the door#is a sign of a larger problem#I criticize people who avoid taking animals with surprise sickness or injuries to the vet#but it’s not exactly hard to see why that isn’t even an option for a lot of people#people can’t even afford surgery on themselves if they’re suddenly injured out of the blue in this country#So I can’t pretend to be shocked they don’t have $10k squirreled away if something unavoidable happens to a pet#no one is entitled to an animal they can’t afford yes yes but a routine vet visit shouldn’t be $600-$1000 per animal sorry#give me a copay or something
84 notes
·
View notes
Text
my lady jane lgbt but specifically trans allegory was so crazy djnfjefjdnm like i'm like 100% sure that's what they were going for w the whole ethian thing. like that whole scene where they talk about how he can possibly stand constantly being challenged like this and him saying that he doesn't care bc people that matter to him know who he is, plus the narrator literally calling non-ethians cis like it's not subtle
and i really love how the whole narrative was like. people are starving and there's constant riots and a few idiots control the entire country but the person trying to seize power isn't addressing any of those issues because her entire campaign is "when i'm the ruler i'll exterminate every trans person". and it works. feels very relevant right now and i really liked the way all that was handled
#it's.... like it feels kinda weird at times? like if u wanna write lgbt people this bad just write them#but like there *are* gay people it's not like a complaint#it's just strange to watch a show in 2024 where the gay subtext feels exactly like stuff from the original xmen movies#does that make any sense... like it's not 2000 anymore so it's strange how#heavy handed the homo/transphobia metaphors are when they could just write actual homo/transphobia#again it's not a complaint it was just a weird experience to see storytelling like this from a modern show#the lgbt acceptance in media (unquestionably an incredibly good thing) has kinda killed the oppression allegory#since they can just write actual oppression. so it was very surprising to see it here especially because I wasn't expecting it#but it was good i liked it....s2 pleeease#my lady jane
22 notes
·
View notes