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trashyswitch · 9 months ago

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Two Idiots and a Plumber

SMG3 is watching TV when he comes across an old, but now-iconic show: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. There, SMG3 learns something crazy about Mario that he didn't know! And now he HAS to try it out!

SMG3 is back! Cause I'm a sucker for the guy...Let's be honest... I hope you all enjoy!

SMG3 was sitting at the TV, bored as all hell. He was flipping through the channels, trying to find something half decent to watch. He wasn’t desperate for anything on the TV…he just wanted something slightly entertaining to make the time pass by a little quicker.

Wheel of Fortune…boring…

Big Bang Theory…not in the mood…

Grey’s Anatomy…Kinda stupid…

Spongebob…Nah, not today…

No, no.

South Park? Nah…

Boring, Stupid- Wait, was that Mario?

SMG3 went back a couple channels, and found a rerun of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show. SMG3 raised his eyebrow as he saw what looked to be a baby version of Peach, being babysat by Mario, Luigi and Toad. SMG3 decided to keep this on for a bit, wanting to see where this episode goes. It’s actually kinda funny seeing the low-quality show being played on live TV.

SMG3 widened his eyes as he watched Mario make a hang glider out of sticks and a leaf. He watches as ‘Sky Mario’ saves baby Peach from the dangling branch, and carries her in the hang glider. But while they’re gliding, SMG3 raises his eyebrows and drops his jaw as baby Peach starts tickling Mario mid-flight!

Wait, Mario’s ticklish?!

SMG3 tilted his head. Not just ticklish too…Apparently he’s ticklish enough that he lets go of the glider and falls into…A bunch of mud?! It’s enough to make SMG3 smile with laughter. It was a silly little clip on its own, and presented him a whole other side to the strict, slightly violent Peach he knew today. As it turns out…Peach was a little shit as a baby!

SMG3 opened up his phone, and texted his brother.

[Hey. Watching Super Mario Super Show. Didn’t realize Peach had such a silly streak. And Mario’s ticklish?! Who would’ve thought]

SMG3 watched as the three typing dots turned into a message.

[2 Plumbers and a Baby?]

SMG3 checked the guide and replied.

[Yup.]

SMG3 looked at the phone as a message showed up.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkaGw8sGyeU]

SMG3 raised an eyebrow, and clicked the link. It took him to a youtube video of the same episode he was watching! SMG3 chuckled and replied to the message.

[Yup. That’s it. So it’s true then? Mario’s ticklish?] He replied.

SMG3’s anticipation turned to excitement almost immediately the moment he saw SMG4’s answer.

[Yes…Mario is ticklish. Why?]

SMG3 threw his phone into his pocket and sprinted right out of the room. He ran out of his cafe, and straight to SMG4’s castle. He HAD to find Mario and try this out. If this clip is true…then SMG3 MIGHT FINALLY HAVE A NEW REVENGE TACTIC!

Yes, making Mario scream will always be a whole other level of entertainment. And yes, tickling is a more childish option…But, come on! Maybe SMG3’s getting bored of hearing Mario’s painful screams. Maybe he’s looking for a new involuntary response from him…Or maybe the curiosity is just killing him…

Whatever, doesn’t matter! Because it didn’t take long for SMG3 to find Mario screwing around on SMG4’s computer.

“Mario!” SMG3 yelled, sprinting into the room.

“WAH!” Mario screeched and turned around. “SMG3?” He said in a multitude of clips merged into one.

SMG3 took one glance at the computer screen and sighed. Predictably, Mario was looking at pictures of spaghetti again…

Whatever. Not important. “Okay. Do you remember the Super Show?” SMG3 asked him.

Mario hummed and thought for a moment. Slowly, several clips from the show began to fill his mind. He looked back at SMG3. “Yeah! I quote that show all the time!” He proceeded to raddle on about the quote Mario had told Luigi about where babies come from.

SMG3 widened his eyes. “...Huh. Right, I guess that makes sense.” SMG3 muttered. He quickly shook his head. “Anyway, I may or may not have watched a rerun on TV.” SMG3 told him in a slightly teasy tone.

Mario went starry-eyed. “Oh boy! You can still watch it?! Which-a episode?!” Mario asked.

SMG3 giggled a little and crossed his arms. “Two Plumbers and a Baby. The one where Peach gets turned into a baby, for some reason?” SMG3 asked.

Mario thought for a moment. “Hmmmm…” He narrowed his eyes as he struggled to remember that story. “Oh! Right! Peach was-a thrown into the fountain of youth, and became a baby.” a slight blush appeared on his face. “Mario had to-a babysit…” He admitted.

SMG3 smirked and pulled out his phone. “Out of the whole episode…” He started the youtube video and handed Mario the phone. “-This part stuck out to me.”

Mario watched the moment with pure happiness. “Ah, yes! Mario had to save her!” He told him. “waAH!” Mario’s eyes widened with horror the moment he saw it…

The part where Mario was being tickled by baby Peach while flying a homemade hang glider…

Mario slowly blinked. “Hehehehe…” He giggled awkwardly. “Right…”

SMG3 smirked. “I didn’t realize Peach was so mischievous as a kid.” SMG3 reacted.

Mario scratched the back of his head. “Gliding with-a baby Peach was a big mistake.” Mario told him.

SMG3 let out his villainous giggle. “Yeah, I can tell.” SMG3 walked up to take his phone back. But the purple man just couldn’t resist the urge to poke Mario’s ribs a couple times.

“eeEEK! Hey!” Mario reacted, his face morphing into shock and annoyance. “No!”

SMG3 chuckled. “Are you really that ticklish?” SMG3 asked, before poking Mario’s ribs a few more times. “To the point of nearly falling to your death?!” He asked next.

Mario kept squeaking and jumping, struggling to cover up his sides. “Noooo!” Mario yelled before trying to slap his hand away.

SMG3 paused and took a moment to study the video again. “According to the video…” SMG3 muttered out loud. “You seem to be ticklish on your neck and armpits?” SMG3 asked out loud. SMG3 widened his eyes as a gloved hand stole his phone away. “HEY!”

“Stop-a watching it!” Mario ordered.

“Give me back my phone!” SMG3 ordered back.

“No!” Mario shot back. “You’re not my Dad!” Mario’s voice changed to match the meme he was referencing. “Anyway, why do you care so much?! It’s just a stupid TV show.” Mario reacted.

SMG3 raised an eyebrow. “I think the real question is; Why do YOU care so much?! Was the show correct?” SMG3 asked him.

Mario widened his eyes as he felt the blush on his face deepening. “Uh…”

SMG3 sighed and put out his hand. “We can stop talking about it if you give me my phone back.” He compromised.

Mario narrowed his eyes at him and hummed with hesitation. But not even a second later, Mario smiled and closed his eyes. “Okay!” He gave SMG3 his phone back.

“Thanks.” SMG3 put it into his pocket. “Now where was I?” SMG3 suddenly slid up to Mario and wrapped his arm around his middle. Knowing that the video was now true, SMG3 went straight for his neck first.

Mario guffawed and immediately tried to move his fingers away. “NO! Hahaha! Leave me alone! Hehehe- Stop it!” Mario’s voice kept changing to references as he struggled within his grasp.

“Jesus, you’re stronger than you look.” SMG3 reacted. “I might have to get Eggdog in here to hold you down.”

“You bastard!” Mario attempted to kick SMG3 off him, but to no avail.

“Jesus!” He somehow managed to catch Mario’s ankle. “Keep kicking me, and I’ll go for your foot.”

Mario widened his eyes at SMG3. “....Piss.” He muttered, imitating yet another meme.

SMG3 smirked and pulled on his ankle, bringing Mario slightly closer to him. With Mario closer, SMG3 sat on his big waist and wiggled his fingers at him. “Now you’re mine~” SMG3 teased.

Mario guffawed. “HA! GAAAYYY!” He shouted.

SMG3 rolled his eyes. “Suit yourself.” He grasped and raised Mario’s left arm above his head.

“NO WAIT WAIT WAIT-!” Mario shouted before guffawing. “BAHAHAHAHA!” Mario busted out cackling the moment Three’s fingers even touched his armpit. Mario squeezed his eyes shut and shook his head rather helplessly. “LET ME GOHOHOHO!” He shouted.

“Nah, I’d rather not- BaHA!” SMG3 jumped and let go, hugging himself and throwing his head back with cackles. “STAHAHAP WHOHO IHIS THAHAHAT?!” SMG3 asked.

“Oh, I think you know EXACTLY who this is.” A familiar voice replied rather proudly.

“SMG4!” Mario reacted with a big smile.

“You really thought you could ask me if Mario’s ticklish without explaining why?!” SMG4 asked as he dug his fingers further into his sides.

“YEHEHEHES! LEHEHEAVE ME ALOHOHOHONE!” SMG3 shrieked as he tried to push his brother’s hands off.

“Nah, I don’t wanna. You deserve this.” SMG4 replied with pure brotherly triumph.

Mario had gotten up, and pulled out his phone. Eager to save this moment, Mario pointed the camera towards the boys and clicked the ‘record’ button.

“MAHARIO, YOHOU ASSHOLE!” SMG3 shouted.

SMG4 looked up at Mario and guffawed. “HA! You’re brutal! Talk about blackmail!” He reacted.

“PUHUT THE PHONE AWAHAHAY!” SMG3 attempted to order.

SMG4 chuckled. “What’s wrong, Three? Too ticklish to hold your smolder?” He teased.

Mario chuckled. “Imagine how the girls would react seeing this side of him~” He teased.

“PLEHEHEASE STOHOP!” He finally let out.

SMG4 widened his eyes with shock. “Uh…Maybe let’s keep the fans out of this.” SMG4 offered.

Mario rolled his eyes. “Ugh, fine!” He looked down slightly and mumbled the words “party pooper”.

SMG4 smirked a slight bit. “Though, I will show you something else.” He told him. “Come here! And bring the camera!” He commanded excitedly.

Mario tilted his head and walked closer. “Hmmm…” He hummed softly.

“Hey! Get that camera out of my face!” SMG3 yelled. “I swear to god-” SMG3’s blushy anger slowly changed to shock as four grabbed his hands and placed them above his head. “Uh- NO! Dude, I will KILL YOU!” His voice was getting abnormally higher with a large hint of desperation.

“Nah.” SMG4 declared, following it up with a poke to his belly.

SMG3 squeaked and attempted to curl up his body further. But no matter how much he wanted to cover up his sides, he just couldn’t! It was driving him absolutely insane! “SHIT!” He shouted.

“Damn, I’ve never seen you so powerless and scared before.” SMG4 admitted as he wiggled his fingers dangerously closer to his side. “Any last words?” He asked him.

SMG3 slowly looked up and narrowed his eyes at Four. “I hope you fucking-...Fuckin’...You little-...I swear-…F…Fuckin-...Fuck you.” He finally spat out.

SMG4 hung his head and snickered. “Couldn’t have said it better myself.” He dropped Three’s hands and shoved his hands into his ribs. SMG3 shrieked and threw his head back. “BAHAHAHA! FUCK! FUCKING SHIHIHIHIT!”

“Watch your profanity.” Mario said in the same voice as the original memed moment. “FUCK YOHOHOUU!” SMG3 shouted back at him.

“...Okay.” He said in the exact same voice as the vine.

SMG3 was wiggling as much as his body could. Which wasn’t a lot, but it was honest work. “IHIHI’M GONNA KIHIHILL YOU TWOHOHO!” He shouted at them.

“Awww!” SMG4 reacted with a chuckle. “How cute!”

“I know, right?!” Mario responded.

SMG3 shook his head as he kept failing to stop his hands. If you thought SMG3’s face was red before…It certainly was now!

“Who knew SMG3 could be so adorable!” Mario teased with a snicker. “I’d even say this is cuter than Eggdog’s whimpers!” Mario added.

Oh god…Cuter than Eggdog? That’s…

Wait! Eggdog?! EGGDOG! THAT’S IT!

“EGGDOG? EGGDOG-HEHELP MEEHEEHEE!” He screamed.

In no time at all, Eggdog came running into the room. The only thing Mario was able to get out, was an “OH FUCK-” before bracing for impact. As a large crash filled the room, the camera Mario was formally holding, could be seen floating in the air for a couple moments like a looney tunes cartoon before it also fell to the ground with a little clonk.

“WAAAHAhaha! Ohshit-ohshit-ohshit-ohSHIT-OHSHIT!” Mario could be heard wheezing as he felt Eggdog lick his neck and chin.

“Yeah! Get ‘em, Eggdog!” SMG3 yelled eagerly.

“Well, you got Mario down…” SMG4 admitted. “But that doesn’t mean you’ve stopped me-” SMG4 teased.

SMG4’s proud words were quickly shot out the window the moment SMG3’s purple body dashed towards SMG4 and tackled him to the ground. “OW!” SMG4 sat himself up, only to be pushed back down to the ground. “HEY-” SMG4 threw his head back and wheezed the moment three’s hands went for his armpits. “DUHUDE WHYHYHYHY?!” He yelled.

“Because I wanted to contradict you!” Three admitted.

“FUCK YOHOHOU!” SMG4 yelled.

“No need. Already done.” SMG3 teased with a wink.

This comment alone, prompted a punch to the face to get Three off him. And thankfully, that’s all it took to stop the revenge.

Meanwhile, Mario didn’t seem to catch Three’s reference due to still being tickled by Eggdog. It was only when Three directed Eggdog, that Eggdog finally stopped and got off Mario. Mario laid somewhat limp on the ground for a second.

“So…” SMG4 looked at SMG3. “You proud of yourself?” SMG4 asked.

SMG3 smirked a little. “I’d say so, yeah.” He replied.

SMG4 rolled his eyes at the response before getting up onto his feet.

The whole group seemed to disperse after this. Mario went back to doing whatever he was doing. SMG4 went back to whatever he was doing earlier, while SMG3 went back to the couch to watch TV. It was almost like the moment never even happened.

So what did SMG3 learn today? Well, Mario’s ticklish. It’s confirmed by the tv show, and it’s now confirmed in the Glitchy World too. And as weird as it sounds, SMG3 can now rest easy knowing that Mario has a weakness he can exploit to keep him in line.

After settling on an episode of 9-1-1 Lonestar, SMG3 sat back and attempted to gather the plot partway through the episode. But his attention would be cut short by a text message from his phone.

[Glitchy Bitches - Mario: Funny video of SMG3! :D]

[Glitchy Bitches - Mario: IMG_9087]

SMG3 widened his eyes. Did-did Mario just send the video of him being tickled?!

This single video was so momentarily distracting, that SMG3 didn’t even notice the shadowy figure shaped like Mario, who was slowly raising itself up from behind the couch…

As it would turn out, revenge could not have been more swift.

#the super mario bros super show #s1e21 #two plumbers and a baby #funny #secrets #reference to baby peach #revenge #embarrassment #ticklefic #ler!eggdog #switch!mario #switch!smg3 #switch!smg4

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bubblepopspit · 2 years ago

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🍄 Mario and Luigi headcanons 🍄 (Because I'm bored. lol)

⦁ Luigi has a huge fear of spiders. He can not sleep if there's a spider in his bedroom, even if it's way up by the ceiling. If he finds a spider in the house, he runs to Mario and forces him to kill it. The only way he can handle killing one is by smacking it with a shoe, and even then he rarely does it.

⦁ Being the food lover that he is, Mario is very good at cooking. He makes really good homemade pizza and spaghetti, as well as a few other Italian dishes. However, he isn't very good at baking, and tends to burn or totally mess up cookies and any other baked goods he tries to make.

⦁ Luigi is a decent cook. The food he makes usually turns out good, but he is known for messing things up a lot. (ex. crunchy under-cooked rice, mushy pasta, watery soup.) He also likes to experiment with his cooking, often coming up with really weird dishes that usually aren't very good.

⦁ When Luigi has a nightmare, he'll sometimes crawl into Mario's bed with him for comfort and safety.

⦁ Mario tends to fall asleep in strange places throughout the house. Sometimes Luigi walks into the kitchen and Mario's sleeping between the microwave cart and the fridge. Sometimes he's sleeping behind the chair in the living room. Sometimes he's sleeping under his bed instead of ON it.

⦁ Luigi is extremely ticklish. All it takes is a very light touch to the back of his neck, or a gentle poke to his ribs, and he'll turn into a giggly pile of mush. He's very self conscious about it and gets easily embarrassed if someone tickles him. Mario likes to take advantage of Luigi's ticklishness, often tickling him if he misbehaves or if Luigi refuses to do something important. Sometimes he'll tickle Luigi just to annoy him. When Luigi gets tickled for longer than a minute, his voice tends to get super squeaky and high pitched, which makes him all the more embarrassed. He's ticklish ALL over, which leaves him completely defenseless against tickles and makes him an easy target.

⦁ Mario is also pretty ticklish, but not as much as Luigi. He's able to hold his laughter while being tickled, which makes people think he's not ticklish. He has a weird ticklish spot behind his ears, and if you give it a little scratch/tickle, he'll instantly go into a laughing fit. He's also very ticklish on his feet, and can not stand having foot rubs/massages. If he's tickled for extended periods of time, his laughter turns super goofy, ranging from squeaky ohohohohoho's to wild cackling.

⦁ Mario is better at video games than Luigi. He often beats him in racing and fighting games, and is usually better at platformers than him. Luigi however, is better at puzzle games (ex. Dr. Mario, Tetris, Puyo Puyo, etc.), often beating Mario.

⦁ Luigi is terrible at math and failed his math classes more than once.

⦁ Sometimes wild animals will follow Mario around while he's out walking. (ex. bunnies, squirrels, chipmunks, etc.) On more than one occasion he has brought a wild animal into the house, trying to convince Luigi to let him keep it because it's "his friend" and it "needs him".

⦁ Luigi loves to tell jokes, usually dad jokes/puns. Usually his jokes don't make much sense, and the only one who laughs at them most of the time is Mario. (no one knows if he's laughing at them cause he finds them funny, or if he's just being a supportive big brother and laughing so Luigi doesn't feel bad.)

⦁ Mario and Luigi love to give hugs to their friends/each other. Their hugs are super nice and comforting, like hugging a big teddy bear. You never want to let go.

⦁ Mario smells like fresh cologne and clean linen. Luigi smells like Irish Spring soap and Degree Sport deodorant.

⦁ Luigi loves plushes. As a kid, his mother used to buy a plush for him almost every time she went to the store. He still has all his plushes stored safely in the attic.

⦁ Instead of plushes, Mario was a big fan of racecars as a child, and when his mother used to buy Luigi plushes, she'd also buy Mario toy cars, which are also stored safely in the attic.

⦁ Mario is very good at singing. He is able to hit both high and low notes due to his vocal range.

⦁ When Luigi speaks to Daisy, he tends to stutter and fidget more frequently, while also avoiding eye contact, due to his massive crush on her.

⦁ Luigi is an ugly crier. When he cries, his eyes get all red and bloodshot, and his nose runs like crazy. He's also prone to hysterical sobbing that sounds so heart-wrenching, it sometimes makes Mario cry as well while he tries to comfort his little bro.

⦁ Mario is good with kids. The kids in the Mushroom Kingdom love playing with him, playing tag, hide-and-seek, etc. He's also close to their height since he's so short, making him more fun to play with than any of the other adults.

#super mario #super mario bros #mario bros #mario #luigi #headcanon #headcanons #i don't even know lol #nintendo

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pseudosoviet · 1 month ago

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wehhh paws at you flops on the floor well ima puppyyy and im your sisterrr and u gotta fuck my retarded tomboy brains out wehhhh when your brother orders pizza uhhhh white person here i jack off to the goombas from super marios

I think my brain is genuine like paste now why does this tickle my brain stem

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yjhgvf · 5 months ago

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How come we didn't get any tickle scenes in Team Umizoomi?

(DeviantArt flashbacks)

...

If you're genuinely interested in a possible answer to this question, the long answer is that it's not as socially acceptable to put those types of scenes in cartoons anymore as it was back then. If you think of kids cartoons in the 90s and especially the 80s, they had a lot of those types of scenes and no one batted an eye at it because it was seen as normal or not that much of a concern. Think of that scene from the Super Mario Brothers Super Show where Bowser has the Shy Guys licking his feet. Back then, it wasn't that abnormal or concerning, but nowadays most people can agree it was a really weird scene to put in the show. The same thing very much applies to tickling, especially with the concerns nowadays regarding grooming, consent, and kink culture being mainstream (not that tickling is inherently a sexual activity, but it very much can be sexual under certain circumstances), showrunners and producers for children's programming, especially for shows with a toddler demographic like Team Umizoomi has, have to be extremely careful. There was entire episode of Bluey centered around tickling in the context of a family game (not nsfw), but the general reception was that people found it weird. The internet absolutely played a role in modern day concerns over the content in children's programming, but our standards as a society have also changed.

The short answer is:

#i once again am going to iterate that this is not a blog centered around tickling just in case #i'm just very autistic when it comes to kids cartoons #answering cool questions #yj’s cool ramblings

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top-tier-tickles · 2 years ago

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Super Mario (NEW/UPDATED) Tickle Headcanons

Now that the movie has been released, I feel that it is an appropriate time to share some updated headcanons!

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Mario:

Switch

Super ticklish

He's a walking tickle spot, but his death spots are his belly and belly button

You have to hold him still somewhat, he squirms a lot 😂

Especially weak to raspberries

As a ler, he'll tease the lee about their laugh and how ticklish they are

Can hold his own in tickle fights(which are mainly caused by him)

He can't really take what he dishes out though

He squeals a lot when he laughs and it's precious ❤️

Firehand has made the palms of his hands sensitive as well

The Toads gang up on him and Luigi frequently

He has freckles, and connecting the dots with them MURDERS him

Teasing him also kills him

Luigi:

Switch

A tiny bit less ticklish than Mario

Only a TINY bit though

But still super ticklish

Like his brother, a walking ticklish spot, but his worst spits are his sides and ribs

You definitely have to hold him down, he flails way too much lmao

Teasing will kill him on the spot

Blushy mess

Mario's main victim, obviously

But he isn't afraid to get him back

If he's provoked enough, he's a pretty decent ler

He snorts when he laughs

Like Mario, Thunderhand makes his palms ticklish too

Peach:

Ler-leaning switch

Her laugh is so pretty istg

Worst spot is her ribs

Found out Mario was ticklish cause of Luigi ratting him out and poking him

She's a pretty gentle ler, holding her victims calmly while utterly wrecking them

Bowser tried to tickle her once, but got a big ass shiny black eye because of it

He doesn't try to anymore

Tickly kisses are her specialty

It's pretty hard to tickle her, since she has pretty fast reflexes, but it's possible

Her laugh sounds like bells

Mark my words, she will get you back

She's the only person who can make Mario turn into a complete lee

Toad:

Lee-leaning switch

Almost all toads are lees

His death spots are his tummy and hands

His laugh is very squeaky, like a stress toy

Basically Mario and Luigi's annoying little brother

They gang up on him regularly

Little shit

Will jump on someone's back and surprise tickle them from there

He mostly aids the lers tho

He's able to easily squirm out of people's grip

Donkey Kong:

Ler-leaning switch

He'd rather die than admit he's ticklish

Everyone ended up finding out because Cranky got tired of his shit and told everyone

Worst spot is his armpits

Seth Rogan laugh™

Mario's accidentally- completely on purpose -tickles him sometimes

Diddy and him have frequent tickle fights

As a ler, he's pretty ruthless

He doesn't really know how to tease people, so he just pokes their ticklish spots often

He means well, but sometimes he gets so caught up in the moment that he forgets to stop

He actually made Mario pass out while wrecking him once, and DK totally freaked out because he thought he killed him

He was fine tho lol

Bowser:

Ler

He's barely even ticklish

His only ticklish spot is his neck, even then it's hard to get to

He always wears that collar, and he can hide in his shell at any time

His laugh starts out in a deep guffaw, but dissolves into low chuckles

He's definitely not above tickling someone, though

If you DO attempt to tickle him and fail, you'd better start running (He'll catch you in the end tho)

If he doesn't kill you, he'll definitely make sure justice is served

This motherfucker has eight kids, don't tell me he's not a tickle monster

He laughs along with his victims, teasing them all the while

Utilizes tickle interrogations frequently

He's a cruel ler

Teases like the asshole he is

His claws make it worse

Mario tried to tickle him once and failed miserably

He doesn't stop until the lee is crying or on the verge of passing out

But he's definitely gentle with his kids, not anywhere near as ruthless

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And that's it for now! Lemme know if you want some more, or write a fic prompt in my inbox!

#sfw tickling #super mario #super mario tickles #super mario bros tickles #the super mario bros movie #tickle headcanons

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imjustalilboi · 8 months ago

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Here's a lil Tickle HC for a few characters

(This is my AU FYI)

𝐗𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐬

* Oh dear, where do I start with this tall amethyst crystal looking mf..

*On a scale of 1 to 10 on the tickle meter, he's a good 8.5

* He usually gets flustered by any sort of gesture that he sees or hears that looks or sounds related to tickling (Like wiggling all ten fingers, prolonged giggling, even the use OF the word itself)

* Usually the type to flee the minute he sees that he's bound to be tickled (It's best to pin him down and hold him still before he can get away because he's HELLA fast)

* His death spot is the X shaped mark on his stomach, one prod and he'll be squealing and kicking his legs out already

* His younger brother Grimbo (Sonic.EXE or 2012X), and his friends, Super Horror Mario and Godfield are fully aware of how ticklish he is and will take full advantage of it when they want him to shut up or stop being lazy

*Ticklish spots are his midriff, his sides, his feet (mainly the crystallized pawpads), and his thighs

* However if he gets his hands on you.. oh nah..

* He will tickle you EVERYWHERE until he finds your death spot (Those hands that shoot out his mouth can be LETHAL)

* He's the type to go straight to it without any warning and laugh at your giggling and squealing all the while

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𝑮𝒐𝒅𝒇𝒊𝒆𝒍𝒅

* Godfield my beloved

* 1 out of 10 on the tickle meter, he's a 7.9

* He is the type to hide it, looking away and keeping a straight face yet he'll fiddle with his hands and occasionally squeak when you find a spot

* He isn't the type to flee, yet you'll clearly see the anxiousness when he's shifting around

* He might try to scold you if you get his mantle dirty, but a few tases to the ribs will get him giggling

*He usually gets tickled by his three angels Garland, Garfunkle, and Garlene and also tickles Super Horror Mario and Xenophanes when they act out too much

*His death spot is his underarms and his paws, one simple skitter of the fingers under his arms or pokes to those furry little feet and he'll be bucking and giggling (Not as much so he doesn't hurt you by accident)

* Ticklish spots are his ribs, his sides, the base of his tail, his wings, and his chin

* Now when he gets his paws on you..

* He's usually the teasy type, speaking in a cooing voice and looking around like he isn't tickling you senseless

* He uses his normal fluffy fingers sometimes, but if he REALLY wants to hear you laugh, his claws will come out

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ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ ᴍᴀʀɪᴏ

* We the Mario Brothers and plumbing's our game, we not like the others who take all the fame- (Ok I'll stop)

*On a scale of 1 to 10 on the tickle meter, he's a 5.5

* He's the least ticklish out of the three and thinks that tickling is soft

* He's not that bitter about it, sometimes participating in the tickle fights (Especially if they're tickling the shit outta Xeno)

* He isn't ticklish in most spots and you're most likely to have his butchers knife jammed in your skull

* However if you manage to find a ticklish spot without him noticing you, he becomes a giggling wreck

* His ticklish spots are his ankles, neck, and palms (Nobody knows that he has ticklish ankles except for John Dick and Super Horror Peach)

* However if he gets his hands on you..

* He will tickle you mercilessly just like Xenophanes yet it might be out of straight spite

* He might use the extra limbs that sprout out his back to cover more distance and the small tentacles to brush against any other spots

#tickle content #tickle hcs #lee!godfield #ler!godfield #lee!SHM #ler!SHM #lee!xenophanes #ler!xenophanes #lee!reader #ler!reader #im stupid

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abookishidentity · 1 year ago

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A realization

Sometimes you realize: "Huh, people are into this specific thing but in a totally different way than you are."

Weird admission but whatever: I spent quite some time just looking and scrolling through many many sfw tickle blogs run by people over 18.

Here is where I learned a few things:

1.) I had no idea the terms "lee" "ler" and "switch" existed. It's a wonder that I didn't know the terms before as I have been into tickling for as long as I can remember. I am not any of them. And that's ok. I have no desire to touch people or for people to touch me.

2.) People do a lot of pining for people to tickle them or to tickle others. That's not me either and that's perfectly fine.

3. Tickle headcannons are a thing. I would have never thought about it that way. Sometimes I have thought "Oh this character is ticklish. How fun"

4. There are some very niche tickle blogs out there. That's all I'm going to say about that.

5.) I see a lot of similar fandoms pop up in art and fan fiction. Here are the ones I remember the most.

a. Marvel - mostly spider-man which I get. A lot of material sprung out from the Across the Spider Verse movie. Good stuff.

b. My Hero Academia - I have only seen a season and a half of the show. So I don't know all the characters. I honestly think this is the fandom with the most tickle content in it that I have seen aside from Spider-Man.

c. Hazbin Hotel or Helluva Boss.

d. Five Night's at Freddy's -Seen a lot of the Moon and Sun and Eclipse characters. As far as I know I haven't seen the other characters as much.

e. The Amazing Digital Circus- The Rabbit thing seems to get it the most.

f. South Park- This surprised me.

g. Welcome Home- I had to look this one up as I had no idea what it was.

h. Sander Side's - I had no idea people were still into this.

i. Genshin Impact - up until recently I didn't know this game had a story.

j. Super Mario Bros - Another unexpected one but man the art is so good.

k. Tears of the Kingdom or Breath of the Wild

l. Lego Ninjago- I do admit that I did think about watching this.

m. Team Fortress 2

n. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- I have only watched 2 seasons of the 2012 series but I get it. They are brothers and they love each other. Its sweet. Seen enough art to make me think I should watch Rise.

o. Avatar: The Last Airbender - Zuko seems to be the target from what I have seen. He does need fun in his life.

Man, there is some cool ass art out there.

#thoughts by me #tickle thoughts

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lemon-boy-stan · 4 years ago

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skz as your siblings (headcanon)

BANG CHAN -

he's definetly your older brother

by a few years; maybe five???

so he's very protective of you

he may be strict sometimes, but he's also fun

he's more of a father figure too, since your dad is always busy with work

like, the first time riding a bike, catching waves??? that was all chris by your side

if he can't be with you, he's worrying about you constantly

he checks up on you 24/7

sometimes it can get annoying but at least he makes you feel safe

he lets you sleep with him when you have nightmares or when you're feeling anxious

like, sometimes you'd crawl into his bed late at night and in the morning he'd see you with tear-strained cheeks

he'd sigh and wipe them away and hold you close like nothing ever mattered

you make him so soft

he's the best

LEE MINHO -

he's the most annoying older brother to ever exist

if there's a word for immature and strict, it's lee know

like, he's so much fun

he'd bring you to the milk bar and drive you anywhere you want to go, no questions asked

but so fucking annoying

he'd police you so fucking much

he's so protective too

he's definetly the type to tell you off for partying too late

and he'd probably give your boyfriend the scary older brother talk

he'd help you with homework but lecture you about it

but he's also really sweet

and funny

he makes you laugh so much

but most of the time, he sucks :(

SEO CHANGBIN -

he's also older than you

but he acts like he's younger for some reason??

like, sometimes he's so energetic he could chase you around the house screaming fits of laughter

although he does like to tickle you a lot

when you get a scratch, he's the best at putting band-aids on. like, you won't let your parents or the nurse at school do it for you

changbin has to be the one who puts it on

also, he will not hesitate to beat up anyone who's mean to you

boyfriend cheating on you? changbin will make sure he'll never think of cheating ever again

someone's bullying you at school? changbin's the one who'll teach them a lesson

he may be short, but he's scary to anyone who picks on his little y/n

he can be scary, ok???? 👉👈

HAN JISUNG -

he's such an annoying little shit

once, when you were kids, he bit your shoulder

jisung is literally the biting type

he'd prank you so much

he's such an insufferable asshole

he's so hype, too

like, he can run around the house for hours and not get tired???

once, your parents asked you to babysit him

it was literal hell

also, he never lets you win in mario kart, ever.

you'd think because you were older he'd have some respect

"respect" isn't a word where he comes from

he won't hesitate to put gum in your hair if you annoy him

gum is just the tip of the iceberg

he can be super nasty

watch out

KIM SEUNGMIN -

ok, so seungmin is either your older brother or your twin brother, i can't decide so you guys can choose

either way, he's very annoying

ok, scratch the twin brother headcanon

he's your mum's boyfriend's son

so he's very reserved and keeps to himself

he's so quiet too

he reads a lot

you didn't know much about him so you didn't really like him at all that much

until he saw you crying

he's the biggest comforter

and so sweet, too

he'd know exactly how to make you feel better

and suddenly you were so close he's the only person you'd talk to

you'd follow him around everywhere and he wouldn't mind it one bit

he's so sweet

HWANG HYUNJIN -

he's such a piece of shit it's not funny

he's such a handful too, as a son and a younger brother

like you can physically see your mum getting annoyed with him

hyunjin just has so much energy

but you're the only person he'll listen to

like, when your mum is talking to someone he keeps tugging her sleeve and saying stuff like, "mummy, mummy, i'm hungry, i'm hungry,"

she'd try to pretend he wasn't there but he'd keep going on and on

"hyunjin, sweetheart, joo won's mum and i are talking, just wait a while, okay?"

"hyunjin, come here, come play with me and your friends,"

your mum owes you so much for all the times you've saved her ass

LEE FELIX -

ok, so felix is your twin brother

you guys do everything together

literally everything

he's very protective of you but also gives you your own space now and then

you guys make the best food together

the first few times, there's flour all over the kitchen

but i'm positive both of you could go to master chef and win

also, all your friends have a crush on him and all his friends have a crush on you??? lol

aussie stays: felix plays futsal and you do gymnastics because it just fits???

also, when people invite you to parties, they just send one invitation because they know they can't have one without the other.

YANG JEONGIN -

jeongin is an annoying ass mf

he's kind of like hyunjin

but he never grew out of it

so i guess he's worse

don't get me wrong, he's a very talented child

he's the jungkook of the yang family

as in, his first word wasn't a word, it was a sentence. he learnt how to walk in three days. soon he was running.

also, i have a feeling that jeongin has really neat handwriting

he also likes to draw a lot

he'd draw on the walls if he was allowed to

you know how chan has that pop-it in the family role-play? well, that's jeongin, but with slime

he's a really messy kid

he'd also manipulate you a lot?

you were kind of stupid, tbh

like, he'd get you to do something and then your parents would find out and blame it on you?

asshole

three words to describe sibling!jeongin: hyper, annoying, messy.

SKZ MASTERLIST // BTS MASTERLIST // TXT MASTERLIST

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sevasey51 · 2 years ago

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Okay bubba so now that I've come to the conclusion that I'm crushing on my guy best friend (I have no idea what to do with this new information btw and I feel like I'm probably the last one to know) and he's way to much like Olly for me to be actually awake right now. But, you've mentioned that Luna and Olly play a ton of Mario Kart. What are each of their favourite tracks? How did Olly finally manage to beat Luna in a cup if it took months? Do they also play Smash Bros? Has Chris ever caught them cuddling? (Maybe in Luna's bed?) Did he react like a super overprotective dad?

And don't forget that I absolutely love this series and you, there's no pressure to answer any of those, and I know way to much about Mario Kart thanks to a childhood obsession and my brother's current obsession with Nintendo.

Love you❤️❤️❤️

-B❤️

Firstly - i get that but you can deffo use Olly to help 😂❤️

Right let’s get down to this..

Luna’s favourite track has to be Egg Cup because of the yoshi circuit and Yoshi is the superior character.

Olly’s favourite track is mushroom cup because of the sweet sweet canyon track.

It was kinda funny how Olly beat Luna finally! It may had something to do with a bit of tickle sabotage because Luna is ticklish but that’s how he won and the boxes he got round the track he always seemed to get shells that would hit her so it just worked out I guess minus the sabotage and help from Chris 😂

Luna hasn’t played smash bros but Olly is trying to get her too but she thinks it would be too overwhelming and confusing for her but Mario kart is doable but they’re taking it at her pace which is so sweet of Olly so it might happen in the future.

Chris has caught them cudddling a lot, but he hasn’t reacted because he knows how hard it is for Luna to let someone in like that but he does find it strange sometimes that it’s not just him she’ll go to for comfort now but it’s good at the same time that she’s got someone like Olly to help her too. And he knows she’ll be safe.

Thank you for the questions bubs! I love Mario kart and Nintendo too I still have my DS so your not the only one!

Love you too ❤️

#chrisevansdaughter #chris evans #chris evans daughter #chrisevansdaughter loves 💖❤️#chrisevansdaughter speaks 🫶🏻#chrisevansdaughter online 💖#chrisevansdaughter moots #fluff #olly rhett jones #luna grey evans series #luna evans #luna and olly ✨🥹#luna grey evans series asks 💭#luna grey evans series 🪷✨

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skipps-writes-for-gojo-satoru · 4 years ago

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SFW ALPHABET A-Z

Gojo Satoru Edition 💙

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A= Admiration (How do they admire you? What is their thoughts about you? What is their reaction in meeting you for the first time? Do they instantly like you?)

Gojou loves staring at you and he's not afraid if he gets caught.

Even if you're doing chores or you're laughing with the first years. You could of just woken up with messy hair, drool dried on the corner of your mouth and he'll still think you're the most beautiful person in the world.

When he stares at you it's as if the world slows down and everyone goes in slow motion. He'll notice the twinkle in your eyes or how you suddenly shifted to your right. As he's in a trace where his hearts flutters at the sight of you.

His Six Eyes will notice even the tiniest detail about you.

Even in a crowded room his eyes will immediately try to find your form. You're the first person he seeks whenever and wherever.

He likes to boast about you to everyone, especially his students. You're his lover and he's proud to have you.

To him, you're his equal, his safe haven. You're the only person he can truly let his guard down with. You love him not because "he's the strongest shaman" but just as "Satoru" and that's something he thinks about that makes him feel all warm inside.

You're his everything, he wouldn't know what would he do if he ever loses you. If Gojou truly loves you he will fully commit to it.

You and Gojou didn't exactly start off on the right foot.

You thought he was too arrogant and annoying.

While he thought you were weak and boring.

You quickly proved that wrong, and his perception of you changed. He would often tease you and find opportunities to spar with you.

You slowly started to grow on each other from rivals to lovers.

He's still annoying though.

B= Bestie (Do they act like best friends while dating? How comfortable are they with you?)

Why absolutely! You guys are lovers at the same time bestfriends.

Gojou is very comfortable around you. He's pretty confident man already but when he's around you there's no breaks for this man.

He will do the wackiest and craziest things just see you laugh and smile.

You both tell each other everything, such as recent turn of events or even student gossip. He loves to gossip.

You can expect him to wake you up at 2 am just to go to McDonald's while blasting music from the car while you both sing on top of your lungs.

Of course there will be moments where both have arguments or disagreements but they don't last long. They get solved pretty easily.

"Wanna get icecream?"

"Fine, but you're playing."

Gojou can be quite obnoxious at times and you're not afraid to let him know. He doesn't listen and still annoy you anyways.

But now you should be used to his antics and don't take them too seriously.

There is no such thing as a boundary for this man.

He can literally become your safe haven during sad times or hell as he tickles you until you cry.

C= Cuddles (How often do they cuddle? How are they when they cuddle? What cuddle position do they like best? Are they the Big Spoon or Little Spoon?)

If he could, Gojou would always want to be cuddling with you. Whenever and wherever you both are.

He loves the feeling of having you in his arms or him in your arms. His home is where your arms are. It's one of the moments where his Infinity isn't activated.

He wrap his long limps around you and bring you as physically close as possible so he can nuzzle against you or press kisses to you.

Whenever he's in a cuddling mood or he's feeling stressed he'll come to find you and pull you to the nearest chair. He'll have you sit in his lap while he embraces you tightly. He won't go until he's satisfied too!

He usually prefers to be the bigger spoon, he likes the idea that you're safe within his arms. Sometimes he'll just stare at you while you sleep, smiling to himself as he drifts off to sleep.

If you're both in bed you must cuddle! It's a rule he made up.

He doesn't being the little spoon either, he loves the feeling of when you playing with hair. He truly feels comfortable and vulnerable within your arms.

He can't decide with position he likes best, he just likes the feeling of your body close to his.

D= Domestic (Are they willing to settle down with you? Are they willing to do chores? What do you two do at home?)

Gojou never thought he would settle down. That is until he met you!

With his busy and dangerous lifestyle, he thought he would spend the rest of his days alone.

Being with him, is a huge risk. The higher ups or the enemies would use you as a bargaining chip.

After lots of convincing, that you'll promise to be by his side forever. You'll have his heart now and forever.

Gojou when he's at home...he's lazy. He'll be munching on some snacks, lying on the sofa while you hang the laundry.

Somedays he's tired from work, so you let him be but if he really isn't doing anything. Some threats work really well on him.

"If you don't don't do the laundry, you're sleeping on the sofa tonight!"

"Then I'm off to do it!"

Having growing up with servants, he's not used to doing household chores.

But he will try, because he doesn't want you take take on the full workload. Teach him, he's a fast learner!

At home, within your arms is where he feels safest. Majority of the time you two would be in contact with each other one way or another.

You're watching tv? He's sitting you with his arm around your shoulder. If you're cooking, he'll come and unexpectedly hug you from behind. This man craves your touch.

Watching movies or television is something you both do very often, you'll both be snuggled up together, while Gojou throws commentary here and there.

Cooking or baking is another thing you both do. Majority of the time you both rarely get to spend together due to Gojou's work schedule. Who ever arrives home first will have to make dinner. However, you two are both at home you both help each other make a delicious dessert or meal. Nothing like eating a home cooked meal together.

Playing video games together is a must! You're his player number 2. He's very competitive so if he wins, it's non stop boasting but if he loses he demands an immediate rematch. Mario Kart or Super Smash Brothers is some the common ones you both play.

E= Endeavor (Are they supportive in you trying to do something? Will they help you reach for it?)

Gojou Satoru is known to be your literal hype man.

He will be very supportive of you and what you're trying to accomplish. As long as it's not something like becoming a murder. He's gonna have to do a double take on that.

If you're gonna become a piano, he'll have a grand piano delivered straight to your home. If you're gonna become an artist, he will buy you the best art supplies.

As they say "live your life to the fullest" and Gojou completely agrees with that statement.

If you're trying to learn something new, he will be encouraging you. There are times where he can be a little but don't take it to heart. He just wants you to improve and sugarcoating things isn't always the best way to improve.

If you're feeling down but you're trying to achieve, he'll be there to comfort you and motivate you.

"Things won't always go your way, but I promise I'll be there to cheer you on."

If you're trying to learn a new skill, he might have a go at it too. He's a fast learner but if he doesn't or can't do something, he'll just blame it on the fact that if he does it then he's gonna become perfect so he chooses not to. It's just to save his huge ego.

F= Fights (How often do you guys fight? Who apologizes first? How long will the fight last? What is the reason behind the fight?)

You guys argue pretty often but they're mostly about trival issues. Like Gojou forgot to take out the trash or who cooks today.

If you both do fight seriously. It would definitely have to do with "work". Because of Gojou's busy schedule you're not sure when will he be back home or when he will be gone. If you both have very different schedules it would definitely lead to some misunderstandings.

If you realize you did something wrong you'll apologize to him right away. While he spouts things like "I told you so!" but he's only teasing.

If he realizes he did something wrong it'll take him a while for him to admit it. Depending on the seriousness of the situation his apology will differ.

If it's something trivial, he'll just pepper you with kisses while says sorry a hundred times.

If it's serious, he'll fully embrace you and apologize, straight to the point no needless words.

Trivial fights don't last long but serious one may take time. Depending on who's wrong or right.

Gojou is a stubborn person so even if he's wrong it'll take him a while to admit it. Maybe days or a week but no longer than that. After all he can't resist not being around you.

G= Guard (Are they protective of you? How protective are they? Are they willing to risk themselves to save you?)

This depends whether you're a shaman or a civilian.

If you are a civilian, he will be very protective of you. You don't have the ability to see curses so who knows what or when can hurt you.

He'll take sure to put lots of talismans and barriers around your home for safety.

Gojou due to his busy work schedule won't always be home or be around you. During these days he's worried sick about you.

He'll be sure to message or call you whenever he can to check up on you.

If he truly senses you're in danger, no matter what he'll go to you instantly. After that happens he'll more frightened of losing you and might resort to leaving you.

Despite how much he loves you, you're life is more precious than him. He can't risk that by being around you.

If you're a shaman just like him, he won't be as protective over you. He'll understand and trust that you'll be able to defend yourself.

He'll make sure to spar with you so that you won't lose in touch in fighting.

Even though he knows you can take care of yourself, in his heart he still worries for you. So he may or may not pop up randomly during your missions and exorcise the curse immediately.

You may end up getting annoyed or mad at him because you may think he thinks you're weak but that's not the case. He just loves you and worries about you.

Whether you're a civilian or shaman, Gojou will 100% risk his life to save you. He's lost so many people, he can't afford lose you too.

If you're out in public, he'll be sure to be holding your hand or have an arm around your waist. He'll glare at anyone who looks at you funny through his sunglasses.

Gojou has a massive presence so good luck to anyone who tries to approach you. They gotta get through him first.

H= Healing (What is their reaction in you getting hurt? Do they get hurt often? Do they help you patching you up? Or do they not know how to patch you up, and tries their hardest?)

Gojou hates seeing you hurt in anyway. Even if it's a tiny wound. It's kinda like if you're hurt he's hurt too. That's his way of thinking.

If you get injured during a mission, you can bet Gojou will be all over you.

"Are you sure you're okay?"

"For the hundred time, yes..."

Despite your assurance that are fine, he'll still insist to take you to Shoko just to be safe.

If it's a trivial wound like you accidentally cut yourself or you stubbed your toe. Gojou will be the one to take care of the wound. He does have basic knowledge on how to treat wounds.

If it's a severe wound, he'll instantly bring you to Shoko. He'll teleport all the way from Hokkaido to Tokyo if he has to.

He doesn't know how to use the Reverse Cursed Technique but at the moment when you're dying in his arms he will try his best to.

He will literally become your human shield if he knows things are dire.

If he sees an enemy wound you, well it's gonna be game over for the enemy. Instant oblivion.

It is known that Gojou has his Infinity activated at all times, so he doesn't ever get hurt whether from missions or trivial issues.

Very rare but when he does turn off his Infinity he can get hurt but it's because he let's it happen.

He still gets sick from time to time because that's something his Infinity can't protect him from.

I= Intimacy (How romantic are they? Do you two often go on dates?)

Gojou as we all know is very affectionate and romantic person.

He's very cheesy and likes to tease you just to see you blush.

He can't keep his hands off of you, he has to be touching you even just by lacing your fingers together. He also likes to stand near you often behind you or right beside you.

Gojou goes all over Japan for his missions and he makes sure to always bring a souvenir home for you whether it's a little trinket or something you'll like. Definitely will buy sweets, he'll share just a little though.

You'll often be surprised with deliveries of bouquets at work addressed to you but not written from who but you know who it is.

This man is extremely rich, so you ever have an eye on something, he'll secretly buy it for you.

When you're cold, he'll give you his jacket or hug you to keep you warm. If you're feeling hot under the sun, use this man as your personal shade. He doesn't mind.

It's rare for the both of you to have day offs at the same time so it's always something special to him.

He'll either take you out shopping or a cafe date.

He loves going around Tokyo with you to different places and secretly takes pictures of you when you're not looking.

If you don't feel like going anywhere he's fine with just cuddling you while watching a movie.

Gojou just has a sense for you if you're feeling down or stressed. He'll instantly know and would try to make you feel better.

He can cook your favorite meal or even give you a massage.

He's not shy to show the world how much he loves you, everyone in the Jujutsu society knows about you two.

J= Jealousy (How often do they get jealous? Do they get easily jealous? How will they react?)

Gojou doesn't get jealous easily. He trusts you and knows the things you do and won't do. However, on rare occasions it does happen but he won't directly voice it out.

"I'm the strongest most handsome shaman ever!" But behind that he still has insecurities. It usually depends on the person you're interacting with. If he sees you getting a little too close to someone, he'll step inーcausally stepping in between the two of you. A hand around your waist around strangers and a full on back hug around people he knows.

If a stranger tries to pick you up, he'll swoop right in towering the poor stranger. He knows he's attractive and he knows show to use it.

"Pay attention to me (Y/N), not Nanami!.

"Satoru, we're talking the recent sighting of a grade 1 cursed spirit."

Afterwards he'll just be very whiny and needy, he wants your full attention on him and him only!

K= Kissing (Do they like kissing you? Are they shy or confident in kissing you?)

Gojou Satoru loves all forms of affection. Kissing being one of them.

Gojou has had experience with kissing so he knows what he's doing. One moment he'll be kissing you sweetly then it turns into a full blown make out session.

He's not embarrassed about kissing you in public. Despite the Japanese culture of being conservative of PDA. He won't be making out with you in front of the entire crosswalk but he'll give you pecks or smooches that last a moment or two.

Whenever he leaves for work, he'll always ask for his goodbye kiss or when he's back home he'll be eagerly waiting for your kiss.

Whenever you both pass by each other whether at home or at school, he'll press a chaste kiss to you.

His tongue is divine, he definitely knows how to use his tongue. You can bet he knows how to tie a cherry into a knot using just his tongue.

You will always taste something sweet lingering on him as you kiss him.

He doesn't have a specific type of kiss he likes, he likes them all as long as they're with you. Forehead kisses, cheek kisses, eskimo kisses you name it!

He will definitely will to try out all forms of kisses with you.

L= Love (Who drops the L-word first? Would they rather say it or do it?)

Love is a complicated feeling, Gojou hasn't felt that before with any of his past relationships.

That was until he met you. That's when he realized that what the feeling was.

You were cuddling in bed together, face to face. There was no talking just silence as the two of you stare deeply into each other's eyes. Only the light of the moonlight peaking through the curtains illuminating the room.

Gojou stares into your eyes with a soft smile on his face as he gently lays his hand on your cheek.

Your eyes held the universe within them, the universe that is you and it's staring back at him with so much love and affection within them. He feels the warmth spread throughout his body. He whispers softly "I love you..." as his own eyes reflect yours.

You gasp with eyes widening, processing the words he spoke. You feel your eyes well up in tears, as your cheeks warm. You place your hand over his and whisper back "I love you too.." smiling brightly at him.

That was the moment when he first told you he loved you, it was so genuine and raw.

Afterwards he'll always voice out that he loves you but of course he shows it as well. He'll call you beautiful while pressing a kiss to your forehead.

M= Marriage (How do they propose to you? What’s their ideal wedding like? Where do you plan it?)

Gojou is a very spontaneous man, I can imagine him doing it during the most mundane and random moments. Such as after you're both walking home from a date or maybe it's late into the night while you're both cuddling.

Maybe moments where you're hurt or if he almost lost you.

"Marry me, (Y/N)..."

It's just a spur of the moment kind of thing, when he's the most vulnerable. When he realizes "ah, I want to spend the rest of my life with this person..."

Gojou is pretty flexible with the kind of wedding he wants. He doesn't really have a dream wedding.

The elders of his clan would definitely bug him for a Traditional one as it is customary.

However, if you want a Western style wedding instead he will definitely go for it.

Mostly likely, you both will have two weddings one traditional and western.

Money is different not an issue with this man. Say the word and you shall receive. It's definitely going to be extravagant.

Whether you want to or not he'll find a way to splurge his money.

If the elders are opposed to your marriage you'll both will just have a private wedding, inviting the people closest to you guys.

Not marrying you because someone said no is not an option for him.

N= Nicknames (What do they call you? Do they call you these in public as well? How often do they call you in nicknames?)

Gojou has a variety of nicknames for you!

Ranging from the typical baby, babe, sweetie, darling and honey.

Or something more sweet such as princess/prince, my love, my dearest.

And there's those really cringey ones such as sugarpie, cupcake, my strawberry cheesecake.

He will literally call you by any dessert name.

"Hey, my kikufuku!" Yup, that's you.

If you're shorter than him you can add shorty, short stuff or munchkin to the list.

When he uses them usually depends on the situation. If he's feeling really affectionate or needy he'll be using the really sweet nicknames.

Sometimes he'll even come up with the most ridiculous ones as much as it embarrasses you.

Usually he'll just call you using the common nicknames. He will only use your real name during serious situations.

He's not shy about proclaiming you as his chocolate cupcake. Not even in front of his students or colleagues.

"Are you referring to (L/N) sensei?" "Bingo!"

You've tried to beg him to stop but the man doesn't listen.

O= Open (How open are they with you? Are they willing to share their secrets and past with you? Do they trust you?)

Gojou despite being a man who loves to talk does not like talking about his private life or his past.

It's very personal information to him and he doesn't want the information to fall into the wrong hands.

If anyone asks about it he'll either ignore the question or answer it very vaguely.

You would have to be someone has spent years by his side to be to attain that level of trust with you.

There are some things in his past that isn't easy to talk about, even though it doesn't bother him now. If you ask he will tell you about it briefly.

If it's information not regarding his secrets or his past, he doesn't sharing those details. If you wanna about his mission or want to check his phone, he will let you. He has nothing to hide except the secret pictures he takes of you.

He in return trusts you as well, but he won't pry into things you don't want to talk about.

If you manage to gain his trust enough for him to reveal personal information about him, don't break it. If you do, you will never be able to gain it back.

P= PDA (Are they into PDA? Do they often do it? Their reaction if you hold their hands or kiss them in public.)

Gojou is into PDA but he doesn't flaunt it as often as you think. He won't be making out with you in the middle of the school hallway but he will press chaste kisses to you.

He's not afraid to hug you or hold your hand around the faculty or students.

He won't do something inappropriate in public he likes to keep that in private. Through sometimes he will because he likes seeing you embarrassed while you desperately ask him to stop. Trying not to gain the attention of the people around you.

He also likes seeing the reactions of other people when he does display affection towards you but mostly he does it to see your cute reactions.

If you initiate hand holding with him, he will definitely hold your hand back tightly. If you kiss him, he'll be surprised but then he's quick to tease you about it.

"Oya, is my cupcake getting bold～?"

If anyone looks at you two with disgust he will yell out "you got a problem?"

He's not shy to show the world he loves you.

Q= Quirk (Do they find your quirks adorable or odd? Do they tell you or not? Do they have a quirk of their own?)

Nothing escapes his keen eyesight. He'll notice and remember a lot of your quirks even the ones you're unconsciously doing.

He thinks its absolutely adorable, like how you furrow your eyebrows in concentration how you pout when you're deep in thought.

All these little quirks make you who you are and he adores them.

Gojou will tell you about them of course, even if you try to deny it. If you don't believe he'll try to take a picture to show you which ends up making you really embarrassed.

"I can't help it, I don't even know that I'm doing that..." you whisper with a blush on your face.

Gojou has a quirk of fiddling with his blindfold or his sunglasses if he's wearing them.

Definitely a fan of putting his hands in his jacket or hands while he stands or walks. He doesn't like the feeling of his hands being empty.

R= Reliable (Are they loyal? How loyal are they? Are they there for you when you need someone?)

Gojou is a very honest and down to earth kind of guy. Of course, loyalty is something he firmly commits to.

Cheating is something he won't resort to at all costs. No woman or man is tempting enough for him to be swayed.

We all know he is a good looking guy, he's bound to attract suitors anywhere but he'll turn them all down. He already has you, why would he need anyone else?

There are times where you might feel insecure or jealous but Gojou will always be there to assure you not to. He'll do his best to comfort you, until you're smiling again.

"You're the only one I need..."

During these times he'll even share his precious sweets with you. He'll feed you cake while hugging you from behind.

Have faith in him because whenever you need him, he'll make sure to be there.

S= Solace (How do they comfort you? Do they immediately notice you being sad?)

Gojou just has sense whenever you're feeling sad, even though you try your hardest to hide it.

He just sees through your facade. He won't ask if you're okay when he clearly knows you'll try to lie about it.

If you're trying to avoid him, he'll either pin you against the wall or pull you into his embrace.

He'll be silent as he takes off his blindfold to stare deep into your eyes, how could you lie when those eyes are looking straight at you.

He won't ask you about what's bothering you but he will always be there to comfort you.

Gojou would pull you into his lap on his expensive chair and cradle you like child as he gently caresses your hair.

Ligerning forehead kisses is also he does to comfort you.

Gojou would also bring his sweets stash and slowly feed you some while he hugs you from behind. If you want food, he'll be glad to cook up your favorite meal.

He knows a lot of cringy and cheesy jokes, in which ends up with him laughing at his own jokes. His laughter is contagious so wouldn't be able to hold back a smile after that.

T= Turn-off (What do they dislike in people? What is their turn-off?)

Gojou hates the old way of thinking he finds in elders especially the elders of his clan and the jujutsu society.

He doesn't like anything anything serious or boring. If you're too uptight, he'll find a way to break that.

Another thing he hates is when people do something behind his back or say something behind his back. If you have something to say, then say it straight it to him.

Routine is another thing he dislikes, he's very spontaneous and looks for the fun in things.

He dislikes vegetables and anything bitter. He's a lover of sweets afterall!

Prying too much into his personal life, as proud as he isーhe doesn't like going around talking much about his private life or his past.

U= Umbrageous (Do they easily get offended by what you said? How will they react when you get hurt by what they said?)

Now if you mean playful gets offended then the answer would be yes. If you're seriously trying to offend him, he won't. He's not the type to take things like that to heart.

Call him an idiot, a narcissist, he will playful hold his chest in pain and whine to you while he pouts.

He'll even tease you back if he feels like it.

"Sorry, did you say something～?"

Even though he doesn't take insults to heart, if you use his past against him, he will take offense to it. His past is something he doesn't want to bring up so if you or anyone brings it up. That changes things.

He tries to keep the optimism but he's only human with emotions so there will be times you could offend him.

If you managed to offend him, he'll be unusually quiet as he dwells on your words.

He won't resort to anger but that doesn't mean he won't at times. That's when he's firing insults back you, blinded by rage. He will regret it afterwards though.

V= Vision (What do they imagine their future? What is their dream? Do they want to spend it with you?)

If Gojou truly loves you, he'll definitely would want to spend the rest of his life with you by his side. Somewhere where he doesn't have to be on guard and would always welcome him with open arms.

Yet at the same time he is afraid of the dangers that come associated with him. If you're a civilian he'll try to distance himself away from you. He's afraid one day when he's not around, someone might come after you. His world is completely different from that of a normal person's afterall.

If you work in the same field as him. He'll definitely be more reluctant to push you away, because he knows you can handle yourself. It lessens his worries.

Still life as a shaman is still as dangerous, you're putting your lives at risk every time you go on a mission. The thought of losing you scares him to the very core.

Despite that he still loves you and if can't be with you he would like to associated with you someway maybe as acquaintances or friends.

He dreams of a world without cursed spirits, where he can live a peaceful life, settle down and start a family with you.

In a world crowded with darkness he dreams of a single ray of solace that is you.

Someone that will stay by his side no matter how difficult it will be.

W= Wacky (What is their reaction in you doing something crazy? Will they join you or stop you?)

Gojou Satoru is a man child, he does the most ridiculous of things like wearing a skirt of a highschool student.

If you're the type of person who's just as energetic and wild as him, it's going to be chaos.

You both will pull pranks on the students and faculty. Poor Ijichi being one of your primary targets.

If you're the type of person who's more on the serious side then he'll be shocked by your suggestion.

But of course he's willing to join in whatever plot you have.

Gojou already gives the higher ups a headache, if you're added to the mix it's going to end up being a massive headache.

He lost count of the amount of times he got scolded by Principal Yaga.

He can come up with the wildest ideas and sometimes you will have to become his break.

Principal Yaga specifically asked you to keep him in check after all.

X= Xtra (Random Headcannon about them)

Gojou Satoru has a driver's license. In fact he even owns several cars.

Of course, they're all the expensive ones because he thinks they look cool.

Does he use them? Not that often, when you literally have the ability to teleport or have Ijichi to drive you around.

As you expect he's a fast driver, you will literally be griping your seatbelt for dear life. It looks like he's gonna crash but he won't. He just likes to scare you.

Of course there's a stash of candy and extra pairs of sunglasses in the glovebox.

Gojou is surprisingly a great cook. You would think being raised with servants he wouldn't know how to cook but he does.

He studies the recipe very carefully and cooks. It's as if he has a natural talent for cooking.

At first, you were pretty skeptical of his cooking but once you had of bite of his dish. You could feel the literal flavors explode on your tongue.

When it's his turn for him to cook, expect him to be wearing a cute apron while blasting music from his speaker.

He'll be singing and dancing in the kitchen.

Hug him from behind while he cooks and he'll melt right then and there. Trying to hide a blush from you.

Y= Yearning (Do they long for you? Will they find themselves missing you while you’re away? If so, how will they cope with it?)

Even though you haven't seen each other for a day he terribly miss you. Your just gives him warm and when you're not there he feels cold.

He goes on missions very often and they can last days or even weeks depending on the case. He'll try to update you as much as he can on when he could come home.

Even when he's in the middle of fighting cursed spirits, he'll find his mind wondering towards you.

If he's away from you, you'll be getting calls and texts from him quite frequently. He'll make sure to always greet you good morning or good night and ask how you are.

He'll always ask if you've eaten or not and asks you to send a picture of your meal to prove it to him. He needs to know you're being well fed.

If you think he talks too much he texts just as much. He'll even take random selfies of himself or something interesting he wants you to see.

If you send him a selfie or video he'll save that so fast and save that to his folder. So he can look through them whenever he misses you.

If it's a long mission, he might pack one of your shirts which has your scent so he could take a whiff to calm himself or cuddle as he sleeps.

After a mission if he's not tired yet, he'll video call you every now and then.

He'll try to come back as fast as possible because he doesn't feel complete without your presence.

Z= Zzz (Do they fall asleep easily? Do they move around while sleeping? What sleeping position do they like best?)

If we are talking about the past Gojou, maybe around his youth then no. He had difficulty sleeping because sleeping meant he's vulnerable to attacks.

This is why relies mostly on sweets to stimulate his brain because there are days where he can't sleep at all. His powers drain a lot of energy to keep up.

Once he could run Infinity automatically, he doesn't have any trouble sleeping at all. In fact, he passes out instantly once his head hits the pillow.

The man works hard and goes on tons of missions so of course he's bound to be tired when he gets home.

Gojou Satoru is 190 cm tall so of course he has a large king sized bed at home. He likes having a lot of space but he tends to move around a lot unconsciously.

There have been times where he has fallen off the bed as well.

If you're sleeping with him and want to prevent him from taking all the bed space, you both cuddle that way his limbs are locked on you.

His likes to sleep laying on his back while you lay on your chest or embracing you from behind as you both sleep on your sides.

It's very rare from him to snore but that doesn't mean he doesn't and when he does, it's loud.

However sleeping with him has it's benefits, if you wake up before him you'll be graced by the most angelic view. As he breathes softy while his long white eye lashes remain closed.

If he does wake up you will also be graced by his morning voice which is divine.

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rawiswhore · 3 years ago

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Rowdy Roddy Piper x Fem Reader- "You Look So Fine"

I have something I need to say...

Rowdy Roddy Piper despises Vince Russo, and in the early 2000's Rowdy cut these shoot promos (a shoot means when something in wrestling is for real) at Vince Russo where he criticized Russo for "wanting pro wrestling to be pornography" and "wanting wrestling to have fat guys in thongs rubbing their butts in people's faces".

If you think about it, Rowdy Roddy Piper was a predecessor to the WWF's Attitude era.

Not only was Rowdy one of the first "trash talkers" in pro wrestling (and the Attitude era was filled with trash talkers, i.e. The Rock, Stone Cold, Chris Jericho and D Generation X), but Rowdy did some stuff in his day that was controversial and politically incorrect, like wearing racist shirts, having his face and body painted half black while disco dancing to mock a black wrestler, cutting that promo in half blackface at Bad News Brown, and saying sexist things to women.

The Attitude era had racism, sexism and degradation of women, people in black face, and a lot of politically incorrect, controversial things.

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During the late 1980's, popular professional wrestler Rowdy Roddy Piper's hair had grown longer.

He looked so much sexier and better with his hair longer, especially when he didn't have bangs covering over his forehead.

How good did he look when he guest starred on "The Super Mario Brothers Super Show" and when he cut those promos at Bad News Brown in 1990, when Rowdy was shirtless and had his bangs swept aside and not dangling over his forehead, and didn't have half of his face painted black?

In 1990, after having some coitus with him, you laid in bed with him with a blanket sprawled across the mattress.

The blanket was covering you and Rowdy from below your shoulders and below his chest, and you were snuggled up right next to him on his left side with one of your hands on his chest while your other hand was behind his head, your fingers stroking and playing with his hair.

Roddy was reclining his head on a pillow and laying down right next to you.

You and Rowdy were both stark naked with your clothes and his piled out all over the carpeted floor.

As your hand was placed on his bare chest, your hand caressed around his chest--in between his pectoral muscles.

Rowdy, on the other hand, smiled his pearly white smile while you snuggled with him, and he has such a beautiful smile that can easily light up a room.

The only light in the room was the lamp turned on and sitting on the nightstand right next to the bed you shared with Rowdy.

While you were cuddling in bed with him, your fingers were sweeping his bangs sideways because he looks so sexy and cute when he doesn't have bangs on his forehead.

Your fingers also ran his bangs back through the top of his scalp because, again, he looks so good when he doesn't have bangs hanging over his forehead.

Your fingers and hand were trying to make him look so good and perfect for you after having sex with him.

When you had sex with him tonight, you wanted his bangs swept sideways and away or even combed back so his bangs won't cover his forehead, you wanted him to look good while he fucked you, although you couldn't really see him while he banged your twat.

"You've gotten so sexy lately" you confessed to him while your hand stroked around his chest and his fingers played with his hair. "Now that your hair has grown longer"

"Really?" he asked, smiling. "Thanks!"

"You're welcome" you chirped, smiling back at him. "I just wish you didn't have those bangs, they don't look good on you"

Your fingers were trying to place his bangs sideways to the side of his head and make sure his bangs won't cover his forehead.

While you were fixing his hair, one of your feet, especially your toes, was tickling his bare toes and your foot was rubbing and nudging against his foot.

He giggled and chuckled while you played footsy with him, and he felt your foot nudging his foot.

"I love it when your hair is long but looks really straight" you confessed, your fingers running and stroking down through his hair. "And doesn't look too...wavy and bouncy"

You're referring to the way he looked when he guest starred as an MTV VJ in 1987, though he did look good in that moment.

"You looked so hot when you were on that 'Super Mario Brothers' show" you confessed. "With Captain Lou Albano as Mario, and you looked so hot when you cut that promo at Bad News Brown when you were shirtless and had your hair straight and your bangs swept sideways, you didn't look like you had bangs!"

"Thanks!" he chirped, smiling at you while his eyes looked at your face.

"You're welcome" you replied, smiling back at him. "I want you to look like how you looked on that Mario Brothers show episode, I want you to look like that all the time"

That Mario Brothers show with Captain Lou Albano might've been a kids show, but you watched that episode where Piper guest starred just to see it.

Rowdy's eyes grew wide hearing that, but he can understand why you want him to look like that.

"What's wrong with my hair short?" he asked. "Or wavy?"

"You look cuter with long hair" you explained. "There's nothing wrong with your hair wavy, I just thought you looked your best so far on that 'Mario Brothers' episode"

He also looked good in a photoshoot where he's wearing his Hot Rod shirt and red kilt with his long hair hanging down and he doesn't have bangs while he smiles and he holds his hands up in front of him, as if to say "it ain't gonna suck itself", and there's that pic of him in his trademark gear while holding his fist up while he makes a serious expression on his face.

"Keep trying to stay awake" you ordered him. "Don't fall asleep yet"

He listened to you, even though his eyelids were feeling a little heavy.

With your foot rubbing against his foot, he would absolutely stay awake.

"Y'know who you look like?" you asked him. "John Ritter from 'Three's Company'"

Rowdy was about to say that, but you beat him to it and answered your own question.

"That's what many people have told me I look like" he confessed. "Even when I had short hair, people and kids would write me letters saying I look like him"

"I'd love to have a threesome with you and John" you confessed. "But John doesn't look as good now as he looked on 'Three's Company', for the most part"

You frowned after saying how John Ritter isn't as cute as he used to be.

"And when 'Three's Company' was at the height of its popularity, you weren't a household name like you are now" you added. "Although, John Ritter did look good when he appeared on that special about Mickey Mouse's 60th birthday, and you had long hair then!"

"He still kind of looks the same" Rowdy said. "As when he was on 'Three's Company'"

"But his hair is a little shorter now" you protested, although you didn't sound angry. "Although he's still kind of cute"

"That Tommy Rogers wrestler from that Fantastic's duo" Rowdy mentioned. "He looks like John Ritter"

"Yes!!" you chimed, your mouth turning upwards to a smile and your voice sounding higher. "He looks more like John Ritter than you do"

Although, deep down inside, you think John Ritter in his "Three's Company" heyday is better looking than Rowdy Roddy Piper, you even think John Ritter at the height of "Three's Company"'s popularity looks better than Rowdy with long hair, even when Rowdy's hair doesn't have his bangs hanging over his forehead.

"I missed the opportunity to have a threesome with you and John Ritter in 1988" you frowned, your eyes looking downward and your mouth pouting. "Maybe even a foursome with you, John and Tommy Rogers"

Rowdy chuckled after hearing that.

"Maybe we could have one with John this year" Rowdy suggested.

"If John shaves his beard and facial stubble and grows his hair longer" you promised.

Next year, John Ritter was in a made-for-TV movie called "The Summer My Dad Grew Up" and he looked pretty good in that movie.

Rowdy Roddy Piper still kept his good looks that year.

Speaking of sex...

"It's a shame Paul Orndorff/Mr. Wonderful isn't in the WWF right now" you frowned, "Because you used to work with him, and I'd love a threesome with you and Paul right now"

"Maybe he will come back" Rowdy suggested.

"Hopefully" you wished. "I want him to"

Since you were talking about a certain television star with Rowdy...

"Y'know that show 'WKRP in Cincinatti', with Loni Anderson?" you asked Rowdy.

"Who doesn't?" Rowdy asked. "That show made her popular"

"Indeed" you mentioned. "There's that character on the show named Andy Travis played by Gary Sandy, who looks like a much skinnier Paul Orndorff"

"That's what I used to think" Rowdy confessed. "Let me guess, you want a threesome with Gary Sandy and Paul?"

"Oh yeah" you admitted, nodding your head "Although, what does Gary look like now? I don't really see him in any movies or TV shows now!"

"Yeah, me too!" Rowdy agreed.

"Hopefully Gary still looks good" you hoped. "I don't just want a threesome with Gary and Paul, I want, like, an orgy, with you, John Ritter, Gary Sandy, Paul Orndorff and this actor named Leigh McCloskey from 'Dallas', maybe even add Tommy Rogers in there too"

Did the word "gangbang" exist in 1990 to describe when a bunch of people, usually men, do these sexual things together with one person?

Rowdy's eyes grew wide and his eyebrows raised hearing what you want.

"Who's Leigh McCloskey?" Roddy asked. "Is she a woman?"

"No" you explained. "He was on 'Dallas' and he's been in a few soap operas and movies and TV shows, he was a teen heartthrob before"

"What movies has he been in?" Rowdy asked.

"One he was in was called 'Just One Of The Guys'" you said. "About a teenage girl who disguises herself and pretends to be a boy so she can be taken seriously"

"Was he the girl?" Rowdy asked.

"No!" you shot back, but not sounding angry.

"How is that possible to have sex with all of those men you said to me?" Rowdy asked.

"Paul can fuck me with his cock up my ass" you explained. "And maybe I can have your dick up my pussy and I can suck off John Ritter and masturbate Gary Sandy and that Leigh McCloskey actor, maybe Tommy Rogers too"

You can't decide who you want to have their dick up your pussy, they're all so hot.

You chose Paul to fuck you in your ass since he's arguably the least good looking of these men.

"I don't know who I want to have their dick up my pussy" you said. "John, you, or Leigh, but John Ritter is so hot, I want to see him!"

"But your eyes might be closed" Rowdy said. "Since you're getting fucked"

"Yeah" you agreed, nodding your head. "And I don't want semen in my eyes, that really stings and hurts"

What you want is a gangbang with these aforementioned men, however, I'm not sure if the word "gangbang" existed in 1990.

"I want all of those men fucking me all at the same time" you gave details. "Like when Paul fucks me in my asshole and maybe you can fuck my pussy and I'll give blowjobs to those other men"

There's another man you thought of adding to your dream gangbang.

"There's someone else I've thought of adding to my fantasy orgy" you added. "Mark Hamill, he played Luke Skywalker in the 'Star Wars' movies, but he isn't as cute as he used to look when those movies were released"

Rowdy is just listening and observing to everything you say.

He counted on his fingers how many men you want gangbanging you.

He counted 7 men.

"I don't know if I'm comfortable with a bunch of other presumably naked men having sex with one girl" Rowdy confessed. "All at the same time"

Some men aren't really comfortable having a threesome with a woman and another man, yet when you used to hear about threesomes, you always pictured 2 men spitroasting some woman or even a man, having a threesome with 2 men means you can suck a cock while you get fucked in the pussy or ass.

With what you've been talking about tonight, Rowdy definitely has been keeping awake and he isn't falling asleep.

"How did we go from talking about how good I look with my hair down to your sexual fantasies?" Rowdy asked.

You laughed after hearing that, and even he couldn't help but laugh too.

"That's a good question" you remarked. "I just want to tell you what I want"

There's some other secrets you hide from him, like how you think John Ritter in his "Three's Company" heyday looks better than Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Throughout your conversation with Rowdy in bed, he didn't talk in his shrill, high pitched, cartoon character voice he sometimes uses in promos and in Cyndi Lauper's "Goonies R Good Enough" video.

Later on that year, you did have a threesome with Rowdy Roddy Piper and Paul Orndorff and even had a foursome with those 2 and Tommy Rogers from the Fantastics.

Next year, you had a threesome with Rowdy and John Ritter, not to mention a gangbang with Rowdy, Paul, Tommy Rogers, John Ritter and Leigh McCloskey.

Of course during these threesomes, foursomes and gangbangs Rowdy had to have his hair long and straight and his bangs either swept sideways or swept back to the top of his scalp so he wouldn't look like he has bangs.

Dreams do come true!

#rowdy roddy piper #1990 #90s #wwf

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jamaisjoons · 5 years ago

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intro: her XI ⤑ knj | m

⟶ 𝑠𝑢𝑚𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑦:〝 you enter namjoon’s life in the most unexpected of ways, but will you be able to stay, especially when he comes with three adorable but chaotic children, even more chaotic best friends and a bitch of an ex-wife? not to mention your own emotional baggage. 〞singe dad au.

❥ 𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔: single dad!namjoon x marine vet!reader

❥ 𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑟𝑒: angst ⋆ fluff

❥ 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡: 6k

⟶ 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠: it starts of super fucking fluffy, like - fluff galore, there’s a naked bath scene but like nothing sexual happens, just lots of soft kisses and touches,,, but they are naked so,,,, also it gets a lil sad/angsty towards the end, reader broods about her past toxic relationship, mentions of cheating/infidelity, then it gets sappy and fluffy again because joon is a gentle giant bear and i love him thank u for coming to this solar talk

➵ 𝑎/𝑛: guess what’s back, back again. intro: her’s back, tell a FRIEND,,,, yeeHAW it’s a new chapter of the lONG, L O N G awaited intro: her. I’m so damn sorry it took so long, idk what got into me but i was missing my babies and my man so i hAD to return to it like asap

⏤ thank you to miss ellie aka @hobisbeautifulass so betaing this for me ! sorry it took me so long to add this omg

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Sitting on Namjoon’s sofa, you’re surrounded by the boys as you play an intense game of Mario Kart. Rap Mon is currently curled on the floor, his tail flicking lazily as he watches the screen. Jungkook’s small body - as usual - lies on your dog, using Monie as his person pillow. Not that your dog minds really - especially with the way he’s got his head perched on Jungkook’s small knee. Jimin sits against his father’s lap, watching as Namjoon helplessly tries to steer Toadette’s pram around the circuit. Taehyung, on the other hand, is seated on your lap, and you hold the wheel close to your body - allowing the little boy to press the button.

Usually, Jungkook would be glued to you; and for the most part, he still is. However, when Namjoon asked who he wanted to play with, Jungkook had shaken his head - his hair flopping with the action - and declared to his father, in a very proud voice, that he could do it himself. You’d wanted to believe him at first, but the shiftiness in his eyes had confused you. Until you’d started playing - and then, you’d found out that Namjoon was damn awful at the game. Of course, you’d offered to play with Jungkook yourself, with his wildly competitive streak, he’d also refused you - to Namjoon’s utter surprise.

Thus, you’d ended up the way you had: with Jimin and Namjoon, you and Taehyung and Jungkook by himself. Keeping your attention focused on the screen, you stick your tongue out in concentration. Of course, when Jungkook had requested you play Mario Kart, you’d been over the moon. You absolutely adored the Mario games, and Mario Kart was something you’d played frequently during University - whenever you needed to relax from the crushing workload of training to become a vet.

“Alright, Tigger, now,” you whisper to Taehyung. King Boo - your character - aligns right behind Namjoon, and as soon as you do, Taehyung presses the B button, firing off the green shell you’d been storing.

“What the- HEY! Why would you do that?” Namjoon shouts, turning and staring at you in disbelief. A mischievous smile painted on your lip, Taehyung bouncing in your lap happily, you shrug at your boyfriend. Namjoon growls, his lip pulling into a slight pout as he ducks his head to the side. Grumbling under his breath, “I was already a lap behind anyway,” he mutters. Suppressing the cackle at the back of your throat, you simply blow him a kiss before turning your attention back to the screen.

From the corner of your eye, you see Jungkook sit up straight - his little shoulders tense as he leans forward slightly. The two of you are neck and neck - Jungkook just a little behind you. Loosening your grip on the wheel slightly, you let yourself swerve to the side just before the finish line - allowing Jungkook to overtake you - consequently taking first place. Throwing the controller down, Jungkook stands up on his little legs and begins jumping around.

“I did it! I did it! I came first,” Jungkook starts yelling as he bounces in victory. His excitement instantly has Monie on his feet, your dog’s tail wagging happily as he runs around Jungkook’s small body in circles. Jungkook turns to you and runs up to the sofa. Placing his hands on the edge, he jumps up and down while looking at you, his face a picture-perfect expression of elation. “Noona! Noona did you see? Did you see? I came first!” Jungkook says.

Face softening, you nod happily, causing him to beam. At this moment, it doesn’t matter that you’d purposely thrown every circuit of the cup, it doesn’t matter that you’d spent half your time making sure the computer-controlled characters didn’t overtake him, and it definitely doesn’t matter that you’ve come second. No, because right now, all that matters is that Jungkook is happy - and you simply don’t have the heart to tell him you purposely let him win - nor would you ever.

Instead, biting your lip, you reach out and ruffle his hair, “well done, baby. I knew you could do it!” you tell him. Jungkook grins brightly at your praise, his entire body vibrating with cheerfulness.

“It’s okay, daddy,” Jimin’s sweet voice carries out. Jungkook immediately stops celebrating, both your attention turning to him. Once again, you bite your lip, trying to stop yourself from cooing at the scene. Jimin’s currently standing on the couch, his face incredibly close to Namjoon. Squeezing his father’s cheeks between his small palms, squishing your boyfriend’s face together and causing his lips to puff out, Jimin sweetly comforts Namjoon. “I don’t mind losing! You did your best daddy,” Jimin continued.

This time, you can’t help the way your face softens, a quiet ‘aww’ falling from your lips. Namjoon’s arms wind around Jimin’s small body before he pulls his son into his embrace. Burying his face into Jimin’s soft belly, Namjoon blows a raspberry - previous upset at losing the game already forgotten. Jimin’s squealing giggles fill the air, the jubilant sound echoing through the living room. Seeing his twin, Taehyung leaps out of your lap and throws himself towards his father, not wanting to be left out.

Instantly, Jungkook’s eyes light up and seizing the opportunity, he climbs into your lap. Making himself comfortable between your crossed legs, you and Jungkook watch as Namjoon gently wrestles his sons - their childish titters weaving together as he begins tickling them. Finally, both boys squirming vigorously, Namjoon relents. However, instead of letting them go, he whispers into their eyes - muttering so low under his breath you can’t make out what he’s saying, though the impish glint in his eyes doesn’t bode well for you; neither does the mischievous twinkle in the twins’ eyes.

“Now!” Namjoon says. The abrupt sound startles you, causing you to jerk. The only thing keeping you from falling off the sofa is your instinct to keep Jungkook from getting hurt - you know that if you fall, so does he.

However, in the second you catch yourself from falling off of the sofa, Jimin and Taehyung attack you. The two boys jump onto you, their bodies bouncing on the sofa as they begin tickling you. Your eyes widen when you feel their fingers wiggle over your body, raucous, childish giggles filling the air and mixing with your own. Usually, you’d struggle violently - but with the smaller boys around you, you’re conscious of hurting them - and thus, you subconsciously subdue your squirming body. However, that only gives them more room to continue their assault. Not wanting to be left out, Jungkook grins and joins his brothers, Namjoon laughing from the other side of the sofa.

“Joon! Oh my god, Joonie, please,” you whine, heaving for air through your laughter. Your boyfriend’s eyes soften, and taking pity on you, gathers his sons in one sweep of his arms. With the three finally off of you, you gasp for air in an attempt to catch your breath. “I hate you,” you mumble, tilting your head to Namjoon and sending him a mock glare.

Namjoon lets go of his sons, his face falling dramatically as he clutches his heart. “Oh, my love, you wound me,” he gasps theatrically before turning and flopping onto your lap. He looks up at you, his gentle umber eyes swimming with nothing but tender love. A soft smile curls on your face and you gently trace his features: over his strong eyebrows and along the delicate slope of his nose. You tap his nose twice with the tip of your pointer finger before you cup his face. Then, bending at the waist, you press a soft kiss against his lips.

Your boyfriend smiles against your mouth, before reciprocating as he tenderly returns your soft kiss. A chorus of ‘gross’ resounds through the air, the boys flopping on their father as their noses scrunch identically at the display of affection. The two of you laugh softly, your breaths fanning each other’s face - but neither of you moves. Eyes twinkling with contentment, and Namjoon’s mirroring yours, you both brush your noses together - your mouths caressing each other in a series of butterfly kisses.

Lost in the moment, neither of you notice when Seokjin, Yoongi and Hoseok enter the living room; nor do you notice the triumphal smiles on their face. Silently, they watch the five of you. Taehyung and Jimin catch their attention first, both boys briskly crawling off the sofa before running up to the three of them. Jungkook, noticing his brothers are gone, looks around - only to find them in Hoseok and Yoongi’s arms. Briefly, he turns to you and Namjoon, rolling his eyes when he realises the two of you aren’t going to separate anytime soon. Sliding off the sofa, he waddles over to Seokjin before gesturing for the older man to pick him up.

Meanwhile, practically oblivious to your surroundings, you and Namjoon stare into each other’s guys, whispering soft nothings while you continue lavishing each other in gentle tenderness. Eventually, growing sick of the display, Seokjin clears his throat. Instantly, the two of you stiffen, Namjoon sitting up slightly as you both stare at the newcomers with wide eyes.

An impish twinkle in his eyes, and a playful lop-sided smile curled on his face, “well, isn’t this adorably domestic,” Seokjin teases. Groaning, your head falls back onto the sofa, Namjoon rolling his eyes at the slight taunting lilt to Seokjin's voice.

"Don't," comes his only reply. Hoseok's eyes wander over your figure, his eyebrow quirking at your state of dress.

"When was the last time you went home?" he asks. Biting your lip, your gaze down at yourself, your face flushing with heat. Dressed in a pair of Namjoon's boxers, an oversized t-shirt with your university logo on it, and fuzzy socks; you know you're the epitome of comfy. Hell, your face is thrown up into a messy bun, strands of hair falling out of it and framing your face in an unkempt way.

Face intensely heated, "I went home two days ago," you mumble under your breath. Twin scoffs of disbelief echo, causing you to scowl at Seokjin and Hoseok.

"And when was the last time you actually stayed home?" Seokjin asks. That immediately causes you to shut up, your jaw clamping tight as you purse your lips. "Yeah, that's what I thought," Seokjin snorts. Turning to Taehyung, the boy happily sitting in Yoongi's arms, Seokjin directs his attention to him before asking, "When was the last time noona stayed home?"

"I don't know," Taehyung replies with a casual shrug of his shoulders.

"I went home two days ago, oh my god!" you reply, your voice taking a defensive tone. Yoongi snorts, causing you to despair - even he didn't believe you. Grumbling under your breath, you throw your hands up in the air in exasperation, "Okay fine! I don't remember the last time I stayed at home - and I only really go back to get more clothes. But even then, I have enough here that I could just do laundry," you ramble, a pout forming on your lip as you look away. Eyebrows shooting into their hairline, the three simply blink at you, taking in your words.

"How do you get to work?" Yoongi asks, causing you to shrink behind Namjoon. Sensing your embarrassment, he tilts his head from his place on your lap and presses a kiss against your kneecap in comfort.

"Did you not see her car in the driveway? She drives to work," Namjoon rolls his eyes.

"Damn, why don't you just move in?" Hoseok taunts - his tone is light, and meant in a joking manner - but both you and Namjoon startle for a minute, looking at each other in surprise. Shyly, you smile at him before ducking your head down. As much as you love him, and as much as you've grown used to being around him and essentially moving into his house - it was still too soon to be thinking about that. Seokjin opens his mouth to say something, but in an instant, Yoongi cuts him off.

"Anyway, do you have time? We didn't come over to tease you," he says. Nodding at his oldest friends, Namjoon finally gets up from your lap before gesturing to the empty seats. Shifting closer to Namjoon, you sink into his side, Namjoon loosely resting his hand in your lap. Instinctively, your fingers lace between his, neither of you even thinking about the gesture.

Putting the boys down onto the carpet, you watch as they begin playing with each other. It always surprised you how easily they were able to read the room - as much attention as they craved, they always knew when to settle down and leave the adults alone. You turn your attention to Seokjin, Hoseok and Yoongi, your eyes skimming their faces for any clue about what they're going to talk about. However, Yoongi's face is a picture of stoicism, Seokjin's easy gaze giving away nothing - though, Hoseok winks playfully at you. His light gesture has you relaxing, the tension in your shoulders deflating as you sink further into Namjoon's side. At least you know it's nothing serious.

"So, what's up?" Namjoon asks, his voice calm.

"We've booked a world tour. You, Yoongi and Hoseok," Seokjin says, taking charge of the meeting. Your eyes widen, excitement bubbling in your veins. A tour! It's been about two years since they've toured - you couldn't wait to see them on stage. You hadn't been able to go the last time - they'd toured while you were amidst your final year exams. However, this year, nothing would stop you from supporting your boyfriend and friends.

Unable to contain your excitement, you bounce in your seat. Namjoon turns to you, quirking his eyebrows. A burst of adrenaline rushes through you, and before you can even think about it, you're kissing Namjoon on the corner of his lips. Your boyfriend looks at you in stunned surprise before a lazy smirk crawls onto his face.

"Someone's excited," Hoseok laughs, causing you to turn and stick your tongue out at him.

"Of course I'm excited - it's going to be amazing! It's been so long since any of you have been on tour- and I couldn't go last time. But I will go this time - even if it means I have to wake up at the asscrack of dawn to buy tickets," you reply, nodding your head in determination. For most of it, Namjoon looks at you in happiness - though, he can't help the twinge of sadness in his heart.

Eyes softening, he regards you tenderly: with your bouncing legs, bright smile and animated chatter, you are a picture-perfect sight of joy and elation. He should be happy - and the majority of him is: he's got a loving, supportive girlfriend, three wonderful children and he's at the peak of his career. However, right now, all he can think about is how good it's been between the two of you; how easy you've both fallen into a routine: waking up together, getting the boys ready for school before going to work, then coming home and spending time together only to head to bed together. He's grown comfortable in domesticated bliss - and he can't help but wonder what it'd be like on tour; being so far apart, unable to touch each other or be near each other - like you are now.

"Joon?" you ask. His eyes come back into focus, your visage becoming clearer. He smiles gently at you, shaking his head at the soft worry evident in your eyes. "What's wrong?" you ask, squeezing his hand in comfort. Namjoon returns your squeeze, basking in the comfort you so effortlessly offer.

"I'm just worried I guess. It's been a while - and last time it was easy because I could take the boys with me. Everyone was with me. But-"

Namjoon begins. He doesn't need to finish his train of thought, because you're finishing it for him, "but this time I'll still be here in Seoul," you supply. Namjoon nods, his usually warm eyes dulling with melancholia. You shake your head, the loose wisps of your hair following the movement, "it's okay. This is your job- your dream before you met me. I'll still be here for you when you come home- and maybe, I could come to see you one day," you offer.

Taking comfort in your words, Namjoon lifts your hand to his mouth before pressing a soft kiss to the back of your palm. His heart clenches at your words - even now, when he's about to leave for months, you don't resent him for it. Instead, you simply step aside, offering nothing but warmth and support. "You're right. And you don't need to wake up at the asscrack of dawn to buy tickets. I'll give you as many as you want- for whatever dates you want," Namjoon replies. Eyes widening, you look at him in shock - stunned by his offer.

"Are you serious?" you gape, your jaw completely slacked. Namjoon chuckles, turning back to his friends.

"Yup! We can do that, right?" Namjoon asks. The three of them snort in response.

"You literally just ignored our presence for a good five minutes - why should we help you?" Yoongi questions, his eyes are passive and cool - but you notice the light twitch to the corners of his lips. Relaxing, you let out a breath of relief. At least he wasn't really angry. Though, you can't help the heat of embarrassment that flashes through you briefly - really the two of you need to stop doing that.

A small wave of guilt washing through you, "I'm sorry," you apologise with a slight now. Seokjin and Hoseok sigh dramatically at your gesture.

"See, now how are we supposed to stay fake-mad when you do that?" Hoseok sighs theatrically.

Seokjin nods beside him sagely, "yeah, we'll give you all the tickets you want," he says in mock pensiveness. Eyes rolling at their dramatics, you ignore them - more than used to them by now - and instead, turn to Namjoon. Once again, you drop an impromptu kiss onto his lips.

"See, it'll be fine!" you reassure Namjoon. Biting his lips, and feeling a lot more sure of himself, Namjoon returns your kiss. From the carpet, you both hear Jungkook sigh loudly - causing you to laugh.

That night, once Seokjin, Hoseok and Yoongi leave, you find yourself in the twins' rooms reading them a bedtime story while Namjoon tidies up. Jimin and Taehyung are in their respective beds, snuggled underneath their covers as they listen to you. Laying on the large beanbag in their room, Jungkook curls into your side, his head resting on your shoulder. Softly, your voice carries out into the still air of the bedroom - you're currently reading one of their favourite fairytales, 'Swan Lake', as they slowly drift to sleep. Your low, mellifluous voice comes to a close as you near the end of the book. Once you're done, you gently shut the book.

Your eyes sweep over the dimly lit room; their bedside lamps and the star projector Namjoon had installed being your only source of light. Bright stars flit over their features, the projector light spinning lethargically and adding to the sleeping ambience of their room. For most of it, their eyes are mainly shut - both the twins' eyelids fluttering as they slip in and out of sleep. Gently, you manoeuvre Jungkook's head off your shoulder so that you can finish tucking the twins into bed. Jungkook whines at the loss of your body, a small pout forming on his face as he squints his eyes blearily at you.

Getting up from the beanbag, you gently pad over to Jimin's bed. Fluffing his pillow slightly, you tuck his blanket under his body before pressing a tender kiss to his forehead. As you move to his twin, Jimin smiles sleepily at you, one eye peeking to watch you repeat your actions with his twin. When you're done, he watches you walk back to Jungkook - carefully lifting the boy into your arms. Jungkook's body is mainly limp, sleep weighing his muscles down. However, that doesn't deter you for one moment - and after a brief struggle - he curls easily into your arms, his head finding the comfortable spot in the crook where your neck meets your shoulders.

As you bend down to switch off the bedside lamp, Jimin calls out to you, "noona?" Humming softly, you turn your attention to him, shifting Jungkook in your arms. "Do you love daddy?" Jimin asks, his voice low and quiet. Your eyes widen at the unexpected question and you blink owlishly at the small boy. Unsure of what to say, or how to answer, you ponder Jimin's question for a few moments - silence falling over the room. Eventually, you decide on the truth.

"Yeah, puppy. I love your daddy a lot," you admit quietly. It's the first time you've said it out loud - and it doesn't matter if it's just to the six-year-old boy - the weight of your words are still heavy - nothing but the truth in them. Jimin smiles and with a nod, he snuggles back into bed.

"But you love us more, right noona?" Jungkook mumbles as he looks at you with a small pout.

Laughing softly, you nod. "Yeah, but don't tell daddy that," you whisper - your tone conspiratorial. You hear Taehyung exhale loudly through his nose, and turn to him, your eyebrow quirking. You'd thought he was already asleep - but clearly, you were wrong. He's looking at you hesitantly, a silent question in his eyes.

"What's wrong, Tigger?" you coax gently. Taehyung brightens up at the use of the nickname, causing you to smile tenderly. Frequently, Namjoon would refer to Taehyung as tiger, and one day, when Taehyung was singing along and bouncing to 'The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers', you called him Tigger: considering he bounced around, was incredibly sweet, and a cuddler to boot. Suffice to say the least, Taehyung had loved your nickname - it was his favourite character in Winnie the Pooh after all - and ever since then, it had just stuck.

Nervously, "are you our mommy now?" Taehyung breathes out. If you'd thought Jimin's question had come out of the blue, Taehyung's one completely throws you for a loop. Unsure of what to say, you stand between their beds - all three of their gazes fixated on you as they expectantly await your answer.

Eventually, you take a deep breath, and gathering all your courage, "that's up to you and Namjoon," you reply. As soon as you say that, the three of them nod - apparently accepting your answer. Taehyung curls further into his sheets, Jimin nuzzling his head against his pillow.

"You should be our mommy... I like your hugs... and you smell nice," Jimin mumbles, his voice heavily laden with sleep. Taehyung makes a soft noise, agreeing with Jimin's sentiment. However, that's all they say - because then, they're both drifting off to sleep.

Overwhelmed with emotion, you wrap your arms tighter around Jungkook and carry him to his own bedroom. Already dressed in his pyjamas, and on the brink of sleep, all you have to do is tuck Jungkook into bed. A feat that would be easy - if Jungkook wasn't desperately clinging to your neck. When you unwrap his arms from his neck, Jungkook whines but acquiesces - letting you place him on the bed. Sitting on the mattress, you begin tucking his sheets under his sides before brushing his hair out of his forehead.

"Noona?" Jungkook asks sleepily - and this time you freeze. A twinge of fear courses through you - is he going to ask you something you're unprepared to answer again?

"What is it, baby?" you ask, swallowing thickly. Jungkook turns to his side, looking at you with his large doe eyes.

"I didn't want you to be my mommy at first," Jungkook breathes out - causing you to freeze - however before you can panic, "because I wanted you to be my girlfriend," he continues. Instantly, relief floods through you, causing you to let out a soft, breathy laugh. Jungkook ignores you, looking at you with nothing but sincerity in his eyes - and you find your breath hitching in your throat. Immediately you know, that you're completely unprepared for whatever he's going to say next.

"But I want you to be my mommy - if it means you'll stay with daddy, Jimin, Taehyung and me forever," Jungkook finishes. The moment he finishes his sentence, your heart grips, tears filling your eyes.

Taking a deep breath, you try to suppress your overwhelming emotions - not wanting to cry in front of Jungkook. Instead, "I'd love to be your mommy - and stay with you all forever," you choke out, your voice straining as your throat constricts.

"Then you should stay - and be our mommy," Jungkook says. His words are simple - as if the answer was there all along - and to Jungkook's four-year-old mind it is simple.

You swallow thickly - gulping audibly. "Yeah, maybe I should," comes your only response.

An hour later, you find yourself submerged in the bath. Light sniffles escape your nose as you wipe the tears from your eyes. Really, you can't help but laugh at yourself. Just a few months ago, you were ready to run for the hills over this level of commitment - and now, here you are, crying in your bath over their sweet words. Never would you have imagined such touching words from them. Of course, they didn't really understand the gravity of their words, and their toddler-like minds couldn't really comprehend forever - yet, they'd still asked you, oh so sweetly, to be in their lives forever. So easily, with only a shred of hesitation - they'd bravely asked you to be their mother, to love and care for them like a mother would - to be with their father. It's the last one that has you emotionally devastated - you have their approval.

You've been with Namjoon for months now - but part of you always worried whether the boys only accepted you because you were intertwined heavily in their lives - or maybe they'd just grown comfortable with you. But today proved that they wanted you in their lives - enough that they trusted you to nurture and love them as a mother would - as their mother should have. Choking down another sob, you submerge yourself further in the bath - letting the water envelope you in its warmth.

"Love?" Namjoon's voice breaks through the silence. Sitting up, you turn your head - only to come face to face with your boyfriend. Concern shines in his warm brown eyes, Namjoon looking at you in a mixture of tenderness and worry. His eyes trail over your slightly puffy eyes and swollen face, a frown marring his face at the clear signs of what he thinks is distress. "What's wrong, Angel?" he asks, his voice incredibly soft and gentle. Shaking your head, you sink further into the bath, your throat constricting.

Guilt gnaws at your belly - you don't deserve his concern, and you certainly don't deserve his sons' trust - not when you'd almost walked out on them. Of course, that stemmed more from your fear of commitment than them. You were just afraid to be hurt again. Afraid to let someone in and have them utterly break the trust you put in them. Maybe Dojae was right - maybe you do ruin your own relationships. As soon as the voice of your ex echoes in your head, you shake it off. No - he's wrong. No matter what he said - you didn't ruin your relationship. He did. You had loved him - and were willing to give up almost everything for him. Everything except your dream to become a vet. Something he hadn't appreciated very much.

Sometimes, you wonder why you stayed with him for as long as you did. Though, you figure it was youthful stupidity. Dojae had been your boyfriend since high school and things were fine during then. But all that changed in university. The two of you had always loved science and biology - and though you'd always wanted to be a veterinarian, he'd somehow convinced you to apply for medical school - just so you could be with him; and in your foolish youth, convinced you were in love with him - you'd agreed. But that first year had been completely miserable - and you'd never hated anything more. Nonetheless, you'd put up with it for an entire year. Until you couldn't anymore.

After your first year, you'd transferred to veterinarian school. It was still fairly close to Dojae's medical school - but you could no longer spend as much time together. And then, things had changed. You'd given him everything - your first kiss, your first relationship, your first time. Hell, you even gave him one miserable year of medical school - just to make him happy. But it hadn't been enough. No, despite how much you loved him, how much you were willing to put up with for him, it just hadn't been enough. And he'd gone looking for more with someone else - in someone else's bed.

You'd seen the signs at first - when he'd come to you smelling like a different perfume, or when the settings for his passenger seat had changed - even though they'd been adjusted specifically for you. You'd seen it when he'd message you hours later, and when he did it was only about when you'd be able to come over because he missed you - and by that he meant in his bed. However, each time, he'd made an excuse and not wanting to believe it, you'd believed them. You'd believed him when he said the perfume was from his lab partner, or that he'd dropped a friend off and that's why the settings were changed. You believed it when he said he messaged late because he was busy studying - or that he just missed you so much he had to have you. But they'd all been lies.

Lie after lie, he'd fed you his deceitful excuses - and like an idiot you'd believed them all. But that doesn't mean it's your fault. No - it's not. You gave him everything - and all he did was take, take and take - and demand more. You were simply trying to finish your degree - it's not your fault you couldn't drop everything just to give his cock some attention - and it's definitely not your fault that he started fucking your roommate just because you were busy studying for your numerous tests and exams. No matter how much he tried to blame it on you; no matter how much he tried to say you're the one who pushed him away. It's not your fault.

"Angel? Where are you right now?" Namjoon asks gently. Drawn out of your bitter reverie, you blink in surprise when you feel him behind you, his lips gently caressing your naked shoulder. Somehow, while you'd been lost in your own world, Namjoon has stripped and gotten into the bath with you. Not only that, but you'd been so deep in your thoughts, you hadn't even noticed that Namjoon had shifted your position. Now, you find yourself laying against his hard chest, the soft of his belly pressed against your lower back as his thick thighs cage in your body.

When you fall against his back, your shoulders noticeably deflating, Namjoon frowns. "Angel?" he prods, nudging you lightly with his nose.

You take in a deep breath, "I was thinking about Dojae," you mutter under your breath. Namjoon stills behind you, a frown marring his face. Then, he wraps his strong arms around you, pulling you flush against his chest. Head lolling behind, you rest it on his collarbone and take in a deep breath: drinking in his scent of sandalwood and vanilla.

"Do you want to talk about it?" he asks gently. His voice is soothing, not a single ounce of judgement in them, and you know that if you did want to talk about it, Namjoon would simply listen. But you don't want to talk about it - a sentiment you express to him. Humming softly, "do you want to tell me why you're thinking about him?" he asks.

Biting your lip, "they asked me to be their mother," you whisper. You feel him stiffen behind you, his shoulders tensing below your head as he grows quiet. The two of you stew in silence, Namjoon waiting for you to elaborate while you gnaw on your lower lip. Eventually, you take another deep breath, "I wasn't expecting it - and they asked so sweetly - but I feel so guilty because I almost left - and they didn't deserve that. But then I thought about why I left and..." you blurt out, your words rushing out one after another.

The air thickens with trepidation, and you feel Namjoon suck in a sharp breath, "do you... do you want to leave again? Is that why?" he asks - a mixture of hesitation and fear evident in his voice. Face crumpling, you quickly shake your head, sinking further into his embrace. Feeling your head move, Namjoon relaxes - the uneasy tension dissipating.

"I don't want to leave. I... would it be so wrong of me to say I want to be there for them? That I want to be their mother - that I desperately want to be with them and you for the rest of my life? That I hate Dojae - and I wish I never met him? That I wish I met you instead - that I wish I met you earlier?" you ask, your voice low and full of uncertainty.

"No," comes Namjoon's immediate answer. Twisting in his arms in the slightly, you finally turn your head to look at him, your eyebrows furrowed as you frown. "It's not wrong for you to say that. Sometimes... sometimes I wonder what life would be like if I never met Jihee - if I'd met you earlier; if you were my children's mother. I imagine it all the time too, wonder all the time," Namjoon confesses. Your heart clinches in your heart - the distance in his eyes all too familiar, as well as the slight tinge of pain in his eyes as he thinks about his ex. However, as soon as it comes, it fades away and Namjoon inclines his head down to you, a soft smile on his lips. "But none of that matters. Because we found each other anyway, and we're here now," Namjoon finishes. He moves his hand, entwining your fingers together. Then, bringing it up to his lips, he presses tender kisses to each of your fingertips.

"You're right, we're here now," you echo, your voice just above a whisper. Namjoon smiles brighter before he bends and places a gentle kiss to your temple. After that, the two of you sit in silence, simply basking in each other's presence. Lazily, Namjoon's fingers dance along your skin, lightly tracing circles over your kneecap as you sit in the bath.

Eventually, you break the silence once again, "forever sounds nice," you chuckle lightly - trying to lighten the mood. Namjoon's own soft laugh fills the quiet bathroom, and immediately he's dropping his head to pepper kisses along the length of your shoulder.

a/n: owo did we ENJOY IT HUH? i hope so ᵘʷᵘ because i KNOW I DID IM SO FUCKING SOFT I MISSED HIM I MISSED BY BOYS I MISSED DAD JOON WAH WHY DID I STOP WRITING THIS WTF

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