#Suit rating

[sirbarnb]

Doing a new series!

Ya see I love to rate superhero/villain costumes. It's my bread and butter. I rate based off look, comfort and most importantly. How easily ur... Breasts, to put it bluntly, would pop out. Luckily for my first contestant he ain't got that problem

Mr Bruce Wayne, AKA Batman, AKA orphan snatcher

A very classic suit. One that you think of first when it comes to the caped crusader. The Cape and adult diaper spring to my mind first

But fr the iconic colours, mixed together beautifully. Blue cape, grey suit, and the blue diaper matches well with the cape

The yellow utility belt SHOULD be misplaced here. But it ain't thanks to the sensational, spectacular, amazing-sorry, wrong hero. The logo is iconic and my lord does it show on those juicy ass pecs of his.

Abs are fine, I can do better. And I guess the biceps work too

Looks very comfortable, like some lovely pyjamas I used to wear as a kid. Not too tight to give ur crotch a fright, so he's good there (won't be able to say that for future reviews)

Tits will not pop out (good job, DC 👍. The bare minimum)

A strong 9/10 here. It's missing the nipples

[confused-wanderer]

Everyone gets terrified when they see Dick put on the Cape and go into downright brooding shadow death aura mode, capturing Bruce’s scowl and glare to an uncanny extent.

They don’t know that the real reason Nightwing had to get real good real fast at transforming into batman is because in his early batman days he accidentally smiled while trying to talk down this guy from blowing up a building.

They made eye contact for a split second, before the guy burst into tears. He then proceeded to rip off the bomb, throw up, faint, wake up, throw up again before immediately running for the window of the 45th floor of a building.

[rockethorse]

The basegame wedding dress has a pregnancy morph??

[sciderman]

any thoughts on the new spider-man series trailer? the style kind of reminds me of the 60s comics but a lot of it looks modernized too.

https://youtu.be/N3J2JRQg040?si=ze22he_zqB5LDDe6

😬

[teamfreewill58]

Remember when Mokuba got kidnapped for the like 8th time and he and Anzu were sitting there right before building this escape route and Mokuba goes “If I can get out, I can have Kaiba Corporation crush the Ghouls.” (Episode 72 3:02)

Like Mokuba that’d be great but how about you start with taking preventative measures to stop you getting kidnapped?

We love you and you are resourceful but you also spent 85% of your time in this series being kidnapped. With how rich you are you can afford at least a taser. Seto lets him walk around without bodyguards and yet every time Mokuba gets kidnapped Seto is like:

[bg-anon]

@rvspecter

[impossiblefeat]

Espio had his pants rights revoked when they remade his Sonic Rivals 2 "Racesuit" alternate costume for Sonic Speed Simulator.

[designers-teaparty]

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Reference Guide to Seb's Hair(Long post w lots of pics):

I would rate these but I love every version of him too much so I cannot pick 🤭, I'll add some commentary though. This took a horrible amount of time but it was also a great excuse to download and show off a truly terrible amnt of Seb pics(I was in tears half the time bcs of cuteness agression)

0. Testing(Jerez)(February 10th-12th):

Honestly such perfect Seb hair, I find this soooo cute!!! His hair is honestly always so perfect at Jerez testing every season. I love the length and style, he looks so incredibly pretty <3

1. Australia(March 26th-29th):

And now he is...bald. I actually kinda love this hair, he's my little kiwi fruit!! But I also can't help but mourn the Jerez hair. I'm just like: why did you feel the need to go bald, Seb??? It makes him look so young!

2. Malaysia(April 2nd-5th):

3. China(April 16th-19th):

I think the highlight of his bald era is how much he embodies the nickname "sunshine." Like the way his hair and eylashes glow in the sun??? Literally sunshine. Also it's cute to see his hair grow more fluffy

4. Bahrain(April 23rd-26th):

The texture differences are so interesting, I think this length looks its best when it's more fluffy like in the top right pic.

5. Spain(May 7th-10th):

It's funny how his hairline does that point in the middle, again: looks better when he looks unkempt

6. Monaco(May 21st-24th):

Weirdly shocked at how much his hair grew in-between Spain and Monaco??? Also I forgot that those fashion pics were from this weekend, and I was jumpscared by his mohawk look. I think he should keep away from hair product hahaha

7. Turkey(June 4th-7th):

Lego hair looking ass. Kidding kidding, just think his hair looks best all natural

8. Silverstone(June 18th-21st):

Lowkey kinda baffling to me how different his hair looks at different stages of the weekend. The podium hair especially is just soooo different, its very cute but yeah idk

9. Germany(July 9th-12th):

I did not realize he cut his hair again during this season?? Seeing these was very surprising to me, I had thought he grew it out for the entire season but I guess not! But I guess if he hadn't gotten a haircut the entire season, he'd probably have his angelic curls of 2010 by the end

10. Hungary(July 23rd-26th):

Kinda love the looks he was serving this weekend, it's just very spikey and cute(also the cunty sunglasses!!

11. Valencia(August 20th-23rd):

12. Belgium(August 27th-30th):

That garage lighting makes his hair look soooo much more yellow rather than his fair blond in the sunlight

13. Italy(September 10th-13th):

This transitional growing period is not my fav, just the way his hair sweeps in is funny

14. Singapore(September 24th-27th):

Looking particularly blond this weekend!! His hair is just very light and pretty

15. Japan(October 1st-4th):

I think most of these are from post-quali and for good reason; I love the way it looks like he has highlights in all the bottom pics

16. Brazil(October 15th-18th):

I love his scruffiness from this weekend!!! The scruffy stubble is sooooooo!!!

17. Abu Dhabi(October 29th-November 1st):

Pretty cute I think but yeah like nothing can really compete with his hair length in 2010 for me so I look at these and I'm like, ooooo growing longer!!

Conclusion: I think it's fun to get to see the process of someone's hair growing out. I've noticed that a lot of men with short hair get very consistent haircuts to keep their hair generally the same length, and I think that's so boring!! I think it's great to grow out your hair for a few months time because you get to see yourself at all the different stages and experiment with all kinds of different looks! So yeah, props to Seb for serving all kinds of looks this season!!

Also it's always interesting to me how much hair length/style and facial hair can change a person's look, but particularly how old/young they look. Like when he shaved his his head, it made him look so young. But in Brazil for example, with the longer hair and scruffy facial hair, he def looks older!

And of course, let me know which you like the best :D My favorite is Jerez <3

[leclercskiesahead]

Ayo topps was on to something putting the metallic pink around him

[lyricalt]

So, uh, short sniperspy POV switch for get this feeling, feel this static, which you should read first for context. This was the original beginning (along with an extra unfinished-ish bit) before I ultimately went with writing from Engie’s perspective and a sillier vibe shift.

lol i lied.

Rating: M, nsfw sex jokes and… slapstick.

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“Sniper,” Spy says, and it doesn’t strike Sniper as very encouraging when he clears his throat. “Sniper. I don’t… I hope you don’t take this the wrong way but… but are you attempting something new? A new technique? I don’t feel… anything.”

Sniper pulls off Spy, mouth all slobbery and apparently for nothing. 

“Oi, I only have me fingers up your arse and your cock in me mouth. You’re askin’ me not to take it the wrong way?” he says, bristling. “You wanna suck yourself off instead? Go right ahead, mate.” He starts to get back to his feet but Spy grabs his wrist.

“Wait, wait—”

Spy holds for a second, blinking at the static between their fingers, before his entire cock slips through their combined grips. Not slips out, or around. Through. Sniper’s eyes nearly pop out of his head.

Let it be known that he’s got quicker reflexes than most. He grabs Spy’s dick again, making Spy jump, more out of reflex than anything, because Sniper can’t feel anything aside from his own fingers curling in on themselves, and Spy lets out a very shell-shocked noise when his cock goes through Sniper’s grasp again. Spy grabs himself, flinching when he apparently grabs too hard, and Sniper gets scared for his own erection—actually, by now a very limp and very frightened penis—and gives himself a quick check as he scrambles to his feet. 

Everything feels fine, until Spy touches him, and his hand feels like static. Bad static. None of that good hot tingly shit. And Sniper sees Spy give a squeeze, with way too much pressure, and the visual of it makes Sniper yelp, even when he feels nothing. 

What happens next is a lot of confused genital fumbling to last several lifetimes.

“Okay, stop. Stop,” Sniper eventually says, trying to slap Spy’s hands away. “Bloody hell, Spy, it’s not just our cocks.”

Spy puts a hand to Sniper’s face. Sniper might’ve felt some kind of awareness of a slimy sensation, but that’s all there is before Spy withdraws his fingers.

“Gross,” Sniper says, jerking back, despite—well. Despite other instances where he didn’t mind so much.

Spy glances at his wrist, fiddling around with that Invis watch of his. He flickers in and out once, touches Sniper again to no effect, takes it completely off, setting it on the countertop, and Sniper doesn’t wait for Spy to do the slapping, it’s his turn to put a hand against Spy’s chest.

His hand holds for a second, and when Spy shakes his head, Sniper pushes in until his hand falls through Spy’s chest in a burst of tingly static.

“Crikey,” he says, snapping his hand back.

Spy is quickly putting his trousers up and tucking himself back in. “Is this a respawn problem?”

“Mate, I don’t even know where to begi-”

They stop as Engineer’s voice buzzes distantly through the PA system outside.

Sniper tips his head. “What’s he sayin’?”

“I cannot hear.”

Spy is desperately washing his hands in the sink. The sink poses no problems, water turning on and off with the handle. Sniper has never seen Spy not use the hand towel before but instead Spy simply wipes his hands on his own shirt before buttoning up the jacket to cover the wet stain while he rushes out the camper. 

“Wait! Wait up,” Sniper says, half-heartedly splashing his hands under the water, and tries to follow after him. 

Spy grabs his wrist—again, with that vague impression of damp fingers—and it takes two steps before the connection breaks and Spy is left holding empty air and Sniper has his arm out, tugged forward by nothing.

Spy blinks, lowering his hand.

“Ooh, don’t like that,” Sniper sighs, dropping down his own arm as well.

Between the two of them, it shouldn’t take long to find Engie.

+++

After a week, Spy decides that they are both just going to have to live with it. The improved kill count statistics are too good to ignore or argue against without giving themselves away.

It really isn’t so bad for Sniper, even if Spy’s discreet little touches tend to brighten his day in the most unexpected ways. He’s gone ages before without anyone around so he supposes he has a better go of it than Spy.

In any case, Spy is busy being maudlin enough for the both of them. Which is, actually, not all that much in the grand scheme of things. Sniper wouldn’t have even known the level of Spy’s annoyance by the whole situation had he not spoken up about it.

Spy gives Sniper a mullish look, leaning back in his smoking room chair with one of Soldier’s awful cigars. “I have not taken your touch for granted. I know exactly what I am missing. It seems unfair we are being punished for it.”

“Punished?” Sniper asks, raising an eyebrow. Hard to think Engineer or the rest of the team would deliberately make the two of them miserable for… canoodling. Not like they haven’t been obvious or anything.

Spy shrugs, but even the gesture seems vague. “I mean in general. Karmic forces of the universe and such.”

Sniper snorts. “Didn’t know you were the superstitious sort.”

“I’m not. But I am quite acquainted with the concept of misfortune,” Spy says, glancing away. “This is.. simply very unlucky.”

He otherwise looks unruffled, smoking the cigar. It hardly seems like Spy is actually upset around the team, other than by his own admission to Sniper. Unlucky, he says. And that says a lot.

“Yeah. I guess,” Sniper says, having mixed feelings about Spy being so candid. After a moment, he decides he rather likes the idea of being missed in this way, since it’s kind of flattering, and reaches out to pretend to pat Spy’s cheek.

His hand pushes against the side of Spy’s mask. He makes some condescending patting motions, thinking he can get Spy to make a face or scoff, but Spy tilts his head into the curve of his palm instead with a sigh, and a sudden unexpected loss drops into the pit of Sniper’s stomach when he becomes acutely aware that he feels none of it. That he’s going to feel none of it for a very long time. He can’t remember the last time Spy has leaned into his hand like that, completely unguarded, and Sniper’s gone and missed it.

Sniper jerks his hand back, making Spy blink.

“Did you feel something?” Spy asks, surprised. A little hopeful, which is worse.

The back of Sniper’s neck starts prickling, the burn of embarrassment and belated realization settling in. He feels stupid for not realizing the trap he’s fallen into, thinking he’s too practical to be affected, and that Spy had already seen it coming from a mile away.

And to think Sniper’s supposed to be the long-ranged specialist here.  

“No. Nothing,” Sniper mumbles. “Just thought I’d try, is all.”

“Hm,” Spy says, with a little note of pity, and reaches up to guide him down to the chair with him.

[lesbiandarvey]

here darveykissing gif if anyone wants to use for reaction images <33

[hideawaysis]

Please stop using functioning labels to describe yourself. They're extremely ableist and by doing so you're perpetuating ableism. Use support need labels instead, please. Sincerely, a low support needs autistic person.

are you fucking shitting me right now

[kply-industries]

[nikkiissleepy]

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