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Damn, not long until new years.
#I have a new years oneshot that I've been waiting til Sunday to post :)#Hey! New years occurs over a weekend! I have BB at weekends!#Suck it 120 the child is with me for new years!
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Why Do I Have To Be Depressed For You To Care? - A Longpost Journaling/Rant
Today marks my 120 pounds lost. From 400 to 280.
One of the things that makes this journey I'm on hard is that I'm totally alone in it. Most of my life I have gone through alone. In 30 years I've had maybe 6 people I'd call close friends. 2 of them betrayed me horrifically. The other 4, well, Like I love them. But we're adults. We all live far away and I rarely see them. One is a mom, one is married to the love of his life, and the other two are far away.
As far as lovers go? Well when you're 400 pounds they're non-existent. The idea of someone loving you seems as probable as mystical fey creatures. Especially when you have a job as fucked up and hard as caregiving for your grandparents who have alzheimers, which I did from age 21 to 29. Nobody wants to be in your life when you go through that. I don't blame them, I didn't want to be in my life then either.
So it shouldn't be hard for me now should it? I mean I'm a fuckin' professional at being alone now. Aren't I? Is anyone ever? I'm as healthy as I've been in yeeears. I've lost 120 pounds. And I'm sitting here, in a chair, listening to the wind softly blow my curtains next me. I can hear my neighbors, the squealing of tires. It's very lonely. I'd love to have someone be like, great job babe, or something like that. Just a celebratory kiss would probably make the last ten years of my life worth it.
But here I am alone. And I'm not so much sad, as I'm just hit by the realization that I did this for myself. This person I dislike so much, I transformed them, me, into this new person. And I originally did it so I would be more attractive. Such a silly reason, but that's the truth. I started out trying to make myself more desireable and in the end I seem to have found myself. This should be a grand revelation, but it isn't. I still feel empty.
I dunno. There's desperate lonliness within me. And that's not attractive, but I feel like I really hate how we as a race of beings have normalized not caring about the lonely souls like me.
I'm no incel. I'm not a poor sad sack or a woe is me lame asshole whose sad all the time. But this blog often finds me being very sad and talking only about things that are dark and depressing.
And that's because depressing has got me a bunch of views, people commenting, and so many people have seen my work. Depression sells. Isn't that...wrong? Why do I need to be depressed for you to care? Why am I only interesting to you when I'm suffering?
Did you know I've made a bunch of positive and health conscious posts? Probably not because nobody seems to give two shits about them. But the suicide poems, the poem about being SA'd as a child, poems about death and heartache, they do *really* well.
Why have we normalized sadness? Why is it cool in these artistic spaces to be so destitute emotionally? I don't know. Part of me thinks these are rhetorical questions that can't be answered satisfyingly. Part of me considers it to be in that misery loves company vein.
Is there a point to this? Well if you read this far I hope so, so you didn't feel like you wasted your time. I hope my writing is interesting to you. The point I want to make is that I lost 120 fucking pounds. That is staggering. I lost a whole person. I should be jumping for joy with friends or a lover.
But I'm not. It's like I've been programmed, brainwashed into feeling morose all the time because I don't have this or that, but also because being morose and sad gets me the attention I so desperately crave. How fucked is that? I've conditioned myself into a state of self-destruction.
So...I guess my ultimate point is that we need way more love in this culture, as cliche as that sounds. Because I think a lot of this isolationist jag our generations are on suck. And I'm as much to blame as anyone. We need a radical shift in mood, otherwise how are we, the dreamers, ever going to influence the chamge we want to see, if we're not willing to chamge ourselves?
I want what I want. I want someone to give a shit. Just one.
And holy goddamn, that one person is harder to find apparently than 120 pounds is to lose. That is profoundly painful.
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A list of fucked up shit that has happened to me in the 2 years since I put it into the universe that I want to buy a house
-unexpected high risk pregnancy (abstinence is the only true birth control never forget that) (don’t get pregnant back to back you and your baby could die)
-my mom gets into an awful wreck with drunk unlicensed paving truck driver
-our car broke down
-I can’t work bc our car broke
-I start putting my culinary education to good use and baking/cooking for my community
-we spend $5k we don’t have fixing the car, it’s in the shop for 2 months
-I break my wrist in a car accident hitting a deer
-my mom’s car dies by said deer
-we get our car back and mom buys new car
-I find another job
-partner gets approved for a mortgage
-we have no down payment or closing costs
-BIL out of nowhere lends us money for house (have to pay him back $9k we don’t have)
-we look at no less than 20 houses
-They’re all bad
-custody dispute starts, have to drop $4k we don’t have on a lawyer, miserable kid
-finally find a house in budget in our area that has good bones
-get approved get inspection get started on closing
-inspection was wrong
-INSPECTION WAS WRONG!!!
-realtor says it’s not worth pursuing to sue inspector, we would get 1/10 of costs to repair if that (second opinion agrees) (third opinion agrees)
-there’s sections of the house with mold, there’s doors missing, there’s a cockroach problem
-we spend around $3k we don’t have in credit cards fixing all the problems
-55 gallon trash bag of dog shit in back yard
-every surface is disgustingly dirty
-dishwasher broken
-it took me 13 buckets of mop water to clean the living room floor
-I got violently ill during moving
-the house can’t be moved into for a full week because of how dirty it is (my kids have eczema and allergies-we can’t bring them into this biohazard)
-my old house has power cut off
-everything in the fridge and pantry rots due to 120* Texas heat
-1160oz of my breastmilk spoils in the freezer
-116OZ OF MY BREASTMILK SPOILS IN THE FREEZER
-when moving, we find that every water pipe in our old house is leaking and there is black mold EVERYWHERE that is most likely contributing to my kid’s eczema and allergy issues
-my car breaks down for good
-my kid’s eczema clears up within a week of being in the new house
-I lose my job (unrelated to the car this time)
-I have a friend breakup with my only IRL mom friend
-company buys my junk car for $1k
-can’t afford new car
-we finally get settled into the house. I have a room for myself for the first time in 3 years (we lived in a 2 br until this point and the kids of course got the bedrooms)
-eradicate cockroach problem through lots of cleaning and tears and bug bombing
- kid starts new school and loves it
-we get the best possible outcome in the custody dispute (as close to full custody as possible, child support increase, full support of judge, other parent absolutely bombs their statements, kiddo is safe another day)
-custody dispute costs an additional $2k we don’t have
-I find another job
-job takes 1.5 months to start
-job sucks but it’s WFH flexible and I can watch my kids
-buy new dishwasher with first paycheck
-Trump wins election ☹️
-my mom gets an insurance settlement from her wreck back when I was pregnant (still in processing but a win is a win)
-host Thanksgiving
-oven breaks on Thanksgiving, one part so it’s an easy fix
-NOT AN EASY FIX
-we need new oven
-I am a home baker I can’t live without my oven
#a true series of unfortunate events#some amazingly good tho#home ownership problems#i realize i am incredibly fortunate to have a home#but jesus fucking christ#if you read this far just know im thankful grateful blessed#and we are so fortunate#just know it was a stupid ride getting here and tx low cost of living is the only reason we are here and family handouts we have to repay#dont have sex you will get pregnant and die#also dont get into polyamory with someone who is a bad parent#and do not buy a house without 2 different inspections#maybe 3 lmfao
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And he got ugly you got stupid and you got useless and he got arrested. He's going to court and they did arrest him in court and it's the process. And he's going to court tomorrow and the jury has been selected and they're going to say stuff to him cuz he doesn't like you're going to put him in a spot he doesn't like and he kind of deserves it he's been very very rude to a lot of people and he is telling people to screw and all sorts of things all day long threatening people this one's straighten that out but it certainly will occupy him and it is cold and it is sent out by Mac proper and it does have to do with your entire race. And it does mean that they're in trouble and that they're going to lose their money it's a single and a sign and it's a method of conveying it and it is with the purpose and a lot of people know what it means and it's going around and you're talking about it finally. But he's in trouble with us and we don't like what he's doing and he won't stop. You're not a four-year-old child and you act like one and you're going to go ahead and do any suggesting and we're going to ensnare you with it as will the pseudo empire as will the empire as will the foreigners they figured out what you did and why you did it and doesn't matter you're doing the same dumb thing that they are. And there's a group that is more closely in line with it and yeah it's always a surprise you know what your stuff is they don't really. And yeah just sucking the life out of him too out of our son and daughter and they hate it the lines are already very difficult and it's not their place to do it soon it's going to change very soon tomorrow we'll begin a different chapter and he's been in a different already and what the max are going to do is start doing things and we have to stop them everyone does but they're going to do things to these people and they promise to get back of them there's other things happening
-there are several people who are getting some serious trouble over what's going on in DC and elsewhere and their orders are being stopped and countermanded by the max and they say not to do things it's basic stuff harassing people breaking the law and they're saying you're going to be court martialed if you continue to bja you can go on your Island and hide and will retrieve you there be a good way for you to try and grab us they say like that so the idiot starts talking smack and they say but you'll be held here first for several years to draw your idiots here to eliminate them and they say all that and they say why does he know this stuff which is really bad for us because you keep teaching in it and he knows how to use it and you're guilty of that crime and we're going to put you in trial this innocent kid and you're ruining his life and you're ruining hours and we want you dead they said that today tomorrow is going to start a process of doing after them it's going to be very heavy it's disappeared for the most part they still have ships 120 billion they still have power they're going to be like mac. The fleet of the morlock coloose 100 billion tried to get them to Venus of all places and there's a fleet of two billion or 3 billion plus they stopped them and they decimated them it's a pseudo empire and the morlock have only like 100 billion total maybe and someone saying 400 billion and he says it might be me but someone else's I'm getting it here says all together 400 billion the minority morelock have 100 billion Trump has about 280 billion but that half of that is in the rings after that is on the run and literally they're chasing them down it's like 20 billion an hour he loses and he's getting desperate and nasty and we have to stop him the remainder is bja but seems pretty poor 20 billion so yeah his force is like $400 billion but 100 billion were lost out of a total of $800 billion and now it's $700 billion and the pseudo empire has 500 billion and we're hearing rumors of 100 billion more heating up and the sacks of s*** are going to go until they're empty and they need their ships Tommy f we'll be fighting the pseudo empire over Mars but we think that they'll be fighting the morlock first they contingent of 80 billion is heading there from the pseudo empire they think they might not be detected the morlock or heating up 100 billion and they'll go there and we think that Tommy f will face off with Trump once these guys are done with themselves and the empire will sit back and foreigners they're still pretty big at 1.5 trillion and we are just tremendous and retrofitting like madness and a lot of them will be to our son and daughter specs someone exceeded but effects are being built to we'll make them formidable compared to Stone ships and we need that and we're getting cadmium and we're going after it and it's near our Giants and we need it now
So we're going to print it's very important we need our people to sign on it's a pivotal moment we can't be seeing losing
Thor Freya
Olympus
Zues
My husband says it's very bad that happens to his wimps and they get beat up all over the place when they lose their ships even if it's not affecting the area by losing them I agree and we must sign on we must have our family and friends sign on I have to network for someone you know who's in and try and have them help you
Hera
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Currently writing up something for this week's flash fiction friday prompt and it got me thinking about stuff to do with the backstory of the current campaign. Kinda-maybe spoilers under the cut.
While Merri and Yoruk had four kids in the end, the first three were all pretty close together all things considered. Gavid was born just 5 years after the Destiny's New Servants campaign ended. Then Ewan came along about 80 years later and Moira another 120 years after that.
While Merri and Yoruk probably did plan to have at least one or two more children after Moira, it just didn't seem to be happening. So they suck it up and get on with life. Merri eventually becomes Archlector, Yoruk becomes Commander of the Moradhir Guard and they end up with a bunch of grandkids and great-grandkids. Everything is basically perfect.
Then about 450 years post DNS, Merri suddenly finds herself ending up with child number 4. Meredith and Yoruk do not complain about this. They're actually pretty ecstatic about it, since they thought they were well past done by this point. Unfortunately, the demands of their jobs mean that finding the time to raise a dwarflet is pretty damn hard. So little Llachlan is mostly raised by relatives and doesn't get to see his parents very much, though they both try their damndest to spend as much time as possible with him. It does, however, become increasingly difficult once the Cult of the Black Lady starts showing back up on their radar again.
As Llachlan gets older, it becomes very obvious that he's a bit different to most dwarflets his age: he doesn't like much physical contact, he prefers his own company and he is extremely prone to emotional outbursts over the strangest things. Yoruk, thankfully is able to recognise the similarities to one of his own relatives and is able to adapt so that his youngest son can have his needs met (yeah, the kid's autistic they just don't call it that yet).
One thing that does not help matters, however, is the fact that little Llachlan is the spitting image of his grandmother. The bad one. And as much as both Yoruk and Meredith try to look past it, they're both still only mortal with all the failings that come with that.
So Llachlan grows up in a family that does love him dearly, but he is very aware of his own differences and the fact that his parents, despite their best efforts, seem particularly loathe to discuss some topics around him.
Then there is the fact that, through no real fault of her own, Meredith has left all her children one hell of a legacy to try and live up to. Not that she wants them to. The idea of them ever having to go through even a fraction of what she did horrifies her, and she's told all of her children and grandchildren as much. However, that doesn't really stop any of them from feeling the weight of it anyway. Llachlan feels it extremely keenly as he cannot seem to find it in himself to connect to any of the gods that are worshipped in Fangthane. The rest of his family all seem to feel some sort of connection to either Moradin or Throff even if they don't feel Called by Them, but Llachlan doesn't feel anything at all, which just makes him feel even more alienated. After all, how can a son of the Archlector not feel even the slightest bit of connection to the gods she works for?
Those facts, in themselves, would be bad enough on their own. Llachlan already felt completely alienated from his family and neglected by his parents. Then one day, not long after his 30th birthday, he accidentally sets a tablecloth alight during an argument with his mother. In front of more or less the entire family, which included Queen Garni and Prince Garin and their respective families.
As I've noted before; dwarven sorcerors are rare, and they are not well-liked by the people of Fangthane. This is mostly because sorcerors are usually the result of one ancestor or another deciding that getting with a dragon is a good idea, and dwarves (generally) don't like dragons very much.
However, in Llachlan's case, it's not so much the fact that there might've been a dragon involved somewhere in his heritage that's the problem (though that certainly does not help matters, and leads Yoruk to question what the hells is up with his birth family). In this instance, the use of such magic is yet another reminder of past trauma, so the reaction to such a display by Meredith and Yoruk is, understandably, not all that positive. Even though Meredith and Yoruk try their best to tell and show their son that they still love him and simply want the best for him, the damage has been done and Ionah is more than happy to take advantage of the rift that's been created.
The last time Meredith and Llachlan speak to each other before the events of the current campaign, is when Llachlan informs his mother that he's joined the Cult she's spent most of her career trying to put down and Meredith basically all but Disowns him. Of course, it's something she immediately regrets, but she can't take the words back at that point. Llachlan walks out the door, fully believing that his family despise him and would be better off without him.
Even a decade later, when about half his family turn up to try and prevent his sacrifice at the hands of the Cult that he's fallen into, he can't bring himself to believe that they're there for his sake. In Llachlan's mind, the only reason his parents even showed up was because the Cult was so close to freeing their patron from her prison. He died at their hands and never saw the utter devastation that occurred just a few moments later.
Is it any wonder then, that when Meredith's spirit appears before him in the Hall of Heroes 430 years later, that he isn't all that happy to see her? That he doesn't want to accept any of her apologies or grant her any forgiveness? Not that Meredith asks for it; she knows she screwed up. As long as Llachlan is free from Ionah's influence and can move forward to lead a happier life, then she's content to have him hate her for the rest of it.
#aquadestinyswriting#titan fighting fantasy#the ouroboros of destiny#writing meta#llachlan bloodvein#meredith gruksdottir
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Hello! I just found you blog and I have to say i absolutly love it! Do u still take requests? If so could i get the First OFA user with a s/o who can cancel out any type of quirk by using her right hand? If ur comfortable writing it could u make s/o pregnant and First had to leave her bc he had to fight his brother. Fast forward and Midoriya meets a girl, the girl being Firsts daughter (she has a long life quirk) and the girl talks about her mother and her father (who she never met) but she's not mad at him for leaving them and tells him how much her mother still loved First so much till her death. Make it angsty with fluffy ending pls. Thanks! Have a nice day/night!
Manga Spoilers Ahead!
Key:
[f/n] = first name
[h/l] = hair length
[h/c] = hair color
[e/c] = eye color
[s/c] = skin color
[d/n] = daughter’s name
First User meeting his daughter.
[insert the first user’s first name] is about to walk out the door when a familiar voice stops him.
“Are you absolutely sure about this?” Asks his wife of nine years, [f/n].
“I am and it isn’t like I have much of a choice.” He tells her.
“Let me help you, with my quirk you’d have a fighting chance!” [f/n] argues.
[f/n]’s quirk allows her to block quirk genes by the touch of her right hand. A very usual but limited quirk. And he isn’t about to place her on the battle field. He can’t do that to her. Anyone but her.
“NO! Please, just stop [f/n] ... I love you too much to lose you.”
“I feel the same. [insert the first user’s first name], please let me help you, we can do this together.” [f/n] continues.
He knows all to well that she isn’t going to stop. Not until he gives in and let’s her help. It was attitude like this that made him fall in love with her.
A sigh escapes his lips as he walks over to her. Cupping her face in his hands, he leans in for a kiss. [f/n] latches onto him refusing to let him go. He holds to her slowly breaking the kiss. He gazes into her watery [e/c] eyes.
She asks, “If I can make one selfish request... Just stay. Just a little longer. Please.” She begs brokenly.
[insert the first user’s first name] can feel his heart breaking as he nods holding her tighter. “Of course my love.”
120 years later, set during Izuku’s new work-study with Endeavor
If there is one thing that Izuku understood about the former users is that they all undoubtedly had regrets. All of them had given up so much to protect the people they cared about and create a bright future without All for One. Izuku often feels guilty for living in the future that the seven before him had strived to create. In this mind they should be the ones living in this society. Not him. If there is a way he can bring them back to live in this era, he’d do it. Even if that means he has to or will die to do it.
Kiddo don’t you fucking dare.
Izuku jumps at a deep voice which sounds a little like Banjo Daigoro, the Fifth User of One for All. Embarrassedly Izuku rubs the back of his head. He should have known the vestiges can feel his thoughts. He mutters a soft apology but gives no explanation knowing that they already know his reasoning for such thoughts.
Walking down the sidewalk, Izuku walks with Katsuki on patrol.
“Can you actually talk with them?” Katsuki asks having heard Izuku mutter.
“Kind of. It’s only Mr. Banjo right now.” Izuku says.
“Must suck having a bunch of voices in your heard.” Katsuki says walking head of Izuku.
“Not really.” Izuku says then softly mummers, “I already know what that is like.”
Oh, good god I wanna hug this child.
The voice that speaks is a woman’s voice, so Izuku figures that is Shimura Nana. All Might’s master, Shigaraki Tomura’s grandmother, and the seventh One for All user.
A small smile appears on his face, as he is flattered that Nana wants to give him a hug.
Continuing their patrol, Izuku notices a young woman with [h/l], [h/c] hair, and [s/c] colored skin. The sight of his girl makes Izuku stop walking as he stares. Staring there is this sensation in his heart. He quickly figures out that this sensation is the result of one of the vestiges, but he can’t figure out which one.
[f/n]...?
So, it’s the first user causing this sensation in his heart. Izuku knows his voice the best because the dream he had before the fight between his class and class one B.
Isn’t that the name of your wife?
It is.
Didn’t she have a quirk canceler?
She did.
Then who is...?
Guys this could be her decedent.
Dont say that! You’re going to make him feel bad!
No, no! It’s okay, if that is her decedent then I’m glad she moved on.
Well why dont we go see for yourselves? Come on kiddo, go make her your friend.
Izuku wordlessly follows the woman to a park. She walks over to a bench and sits down. Izuku stops himself from walking over trying to figure out how to open a conversation with the woman. As he thinks, twiddling his thumbs, he doesn’t notice the woman is staring at him.
“Are you okay little hero?” The woman asks suddenly standing before him.
“Y-Yeah! I...I uh...yo-you looked lonely s-so I thought I’d come s-sit with you for a while.”
The woman giggles, “That’s so sweet of you. My name is Shigaraki [d/n]. What’s your name little hero?”
Shigaraki [d/n]?
Coincidence this lady has your last name?
Doubt it.
“Deku! My hero name is Deku it is nice to meet you Miss Shigaraki. S-Say you wouldn’t happen to know someone by the name of Shigaraki [insert the first user’s first name], would you?”
W-Wha-Why is he asking that!?
Clearly he hears us.
Yeah, but to ask that right off the bat is a little weird.
No, I think it’s a valid question when you know someone with the same last name.
“[insert the first user’s first name]? So that was his name.” [d/n] smiles.
“You know him?”
“Not personally, but my mother talked about him a lot. So see, [insert the first user’s first name] is my father’s name. Or at least that’s what mom always said.”
FATHER!?
Man is this one hell of a Wednesday!
[f/n]... S-Sh-She was... she...
Shiggy snap out of it!
“Whoa, really?!”
“Do you know him?” [d/n] asks.
“Kind of sorta.” Izuku admits. “If you dont mind me asking, what kind of stories did your mom tell you about him? All I know about him is that he was a man filled of justice and always did the right thing.”
“That’s what mom always said too. Why dont we sit and talk?” [d/n] suggests.
“Lead the why Miss Shigaraki!”
“Please, call me [d/n].”
“What kind of quirk do you have?”
“It’s a long life quirk. Which is really strange since my mother could cancel out quirks with her right hand and my dad had a quirk called One for All.” [d/n] explains.
“Wow!”
As [d/n] and Izuku sit on the park bench, [insert the first user’s first name] is still recovering from the shock of learning he has a daughter. It brings him to tears knowing that he left her when she was pregnant. He was such a horrible husband and [f/n] deserved so much better. Looking at this daughter through Izuku’s eyes he can easily see [f/n]. Hearing how [f/n] never dated or thought about remarrying hurts but at the same time he is glad that despite he was gone she remained faithful to him.
“So, are the rings you wear around your neck?”
“Hers? Yep! Before my dad left, he gave her his ring as a keepsake. Then when...she passed she gave me hers and his.” [d/n] answers with a smile.
[insert the first user’s first name] is breaking down in the vestige world hearing all of this.
“Deku are you okay?”
“Y-Yeah it’s just one of those days when you start crying for no reason.” Izuku lies.
“Had a few of those days myself.” [d/n] smiles. “Say, do you think my dad would have liked me?”
Izuku smiles brightly and says, “Yep! If he were here right now I know he would give you a big hug and tell you how much he loves you and how sorry he is for leaving.”
“Never said I was mad at him for leaving.” [d/n] chuckles. “I know that he had a had every intention of coming home. Deku,”
“Yeah?”
“If you ever fight All for One, knock his teeth out. His smile is creepy as hell.”
HAHA! She ain’t wrong.
Does she know that’s her uncle she’s talking about?
He has no right claiming to be her uncle.
“Yes ma’am!”
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Thank you for the request and your kind words Anon. I am so very glad that you like my blog. Also I hope you enjoy this read too. Sorry if it isn’t exactly what you had mind. Anyway, have a wonderful morning/afternoon/evening!
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#one for all#one for all past users#requests#midoriya izuku#izuku midoriya#mha#bnha#mha x reader#first one for all user#manga spoilers
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Glee Soundtrack Rating Project Results: gorgxoxus
@gorgxoxus
Favourite character: Kurt Hummel
Least favourite character: Brittany S. Pierce
Favourite season: Season 4
Least favourite season: Season 3
Mean song rating: 5.3
Mean song rating for favourite character's songs: 7.02
Mean song rating for favourite character's solos: 7.14
Mean song rating season 1: 4.27
Mean song rating season 2: 4.85
Mean song rating season 3: 5.15
Mean song rating season 4: 6.26
Mean song rating season 5: 5.9
Mean song rating season 6: 5.25
Songs rated: 701
[ID: A bar chart titled Number of songs assigned each rating by gorgxoxus, illustrating the number of times each score was assigned to a song by gorgxoxus. 10 was assigned 88 times, 9 was assigned 42 times, 8 was assigned 81 times, 7 was assigned 82 times, 6 was assigned 70 times, 5 was assigned 30 times, 4 was assigned 59 times, 3 was assigned 64 times, 2 was assigned 54 times, 1 was assigned 131 times, and 1 songs were not rated.]
About the Project | Results Masterpost
Ranking:
1. (10) - S1x13 - My Life Would Suck Without You
2. (10) - S1x15 - 4 Minutes
3. (10) - S1x17 - Run Joey Run
4. (10) - S1x18 - The Boy Is Mine
5. (10) - S1x20 - Bad Romance
6. (10) - S1x22 - To Sir, With Love
7. (10) - S2x05 - Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me
8. (10) - S2x05 - Time Warp
9. (10) - S2x06 - Start Me Up/Livin' on a Prayer
10. (10) - S2x07 - Singing In the Rain/Umbrella
11. (10) - S2x11 - Thriller/Heads Will Roll
12. (10) - S2x15 - Animal
13. (10) - S2x18 - As If We Never Said Goodbye
14. (10) - S2x18 - Born This Way
15. (10) - S2x18 - I Feel Pretty/Unpretty
16. (10) - S2x19 - Go Your Own Way
17. (10) - S2x19 - Don't Stop
18. (10) - S2x21 - Pure Imagination
19. (10) - S2x22 - Light Up the World
20. (10) - S2x22 - Pretending
21. (10) - S3x02 - I'm the Greatest Star
22. (10) - S3x03 - Spotlight
23. (10) - S3x03 - It's All Over
24. (10) - S3x06 - Rumour Has It/Someone Like You
25. (10) - S3x09 - All I Want for Christmas Is You
26. (10) - S3x10 - Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin' Jack Flash
27. (10) - S3x11 - Smooth Criminal
28. (10) - S3x12 - La Isla Bonita
29. (10) - S3x13 - Love Shack
30. (10) - S3x14 - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)
31. (10) - S3x15 - Up Up Up
32. (10) - S3x17 - My Love Is Your Love
33. (10) - S3x17 - How Will I Know
34. (10) - S3x17 - So Emotional
35. (10) - S3x18 - Cell Block Tango
36. (10) - S3x18 - Not the Boy Next Door
37. (10) - S3x19 - Love You Like a Love Song
38. (10) - S3x20 - Flashdance...What a Feeling
39. (10) - S3x21 - Paradise By the Dashboard Light
40. (10) - S3x22 - You Get What You Give
41. (10) - S3x22 - Roots Before Branches
42. (10) - S4x02 - Boys/Boyfriend
43. (10) - S4x04 - The Scientist
44. (10) - S4x05 - Blow Me (One Last Kiss)
45. (10) - S4x07 - Heroes
46. (10) - S4x09 - Being Alive
47. (10) - S4x12 - Centerfold/Hot in Herre
48. (10) - S4x12 - Let Me Love You (Until You Learn to Love Yourself)
49. (10) - S4x12 - This Is the New Year
50. (10) - S4x14 - You're All I Need to Get By
51. (10) - S4x14 - We've Got Tonite
52. (10) - S4x15 - Come What May
53. (10) - S4x15 - Unchained Melody
54. (10) - S4x15 - Footloose
55. (10) - S4x16 - Closer
56. (10) - S4x16 - Cold Hearted
57. (10) - S4x19 - You Have More Friends Than You Know
58. (10) - S4x21 - For Once in My Life
59. (10) - S4x21 - I Wish
60. (10) - S4x21 - Superstition
61. (10) - S5x01 - All You Need Is Love
62. (10) - S5x01 - Got to Get You Into My Life
63. (10) - S5x02 - Let It Be
64. (10) - S5x03 - Fire and Rain
65. (10) - S5x03 - Make You Feel My Love
66. (10) - S5x03 - If I Die Young
67. (10) - S5x04 - Wide Awake
68. (10) - S5x05 - If I Were a Boy
69. (10) - S5x08 - Love Child
70. (10) - S5x10 - Hold On
71. (10) - S5x11 - Vacation
72. (10) - S5x11 - America
73. (10) - S5x11 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
74. (10) - S5x13 - I Am Changing
75. (10) - S5x13 - Don't Stop Believin' (Season Five)
76. (10) - S5x13 - Just Give Me a Reason
77. (10) - S5x14 - Best Day of My Life
78. (10) - S5x16 - Love Is a Battlefield
79. (10) - S5x20 - American Boy
80. (10) - S5x20 - Shakin' My Head
81. (10) - S6x02 - Home
82. (10) - S6x02 - Mustang Sally
83. (10) - S6x03 - It's Too Late
84. (10) - S6x03 - You Learn/You've Got a Friend
85. (10) - S6x05 - It Must Have Been Love
86. (10) - S6x07 - I Know Where I've Been
87. (10) - S6x12 - Pony
88. (10) - S6x13 - Someday We'll Be Together
89. (9) - S1x10 - Lean On Me
90. (9) - S1x11 - True Colors
91. (9) - S1x13 - And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going
92. (9) - S1x16 - Beautiful
93. (9) - S1x17 - Total Eclipse of the Heart
94. (9) - S1x18 - Pink Houses
95. (9) - S1x22 - Any Way You Want It/Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'
96. (9) - S2x01 - Empire State of Mind
97. (9) - S2x05 - Whatever Happened to Saturday Night?
98. (9) - S2x17 - Ain't No Way
99. (9) - S2x21 - My Man
100. (9) - S2x22 - I Love New York/New York, New York
101. (9) - S2x22 - For Good
102. (9) - S3x06 - You and I/You and I
103. (9) - S3x10 - We Found Love
104. (9) - S3x11 - Ben
105. (9) - S3x11 - Never Can Say Goodbye
106. (9) - S3x16 - If I Can't Have You
107. (9) - S3x20 - Because You Loved Me
108. (9) - S3x21 - Edge of Glory
109. (9) - S3x22 - Glory Days
110. (9) - S4x01 - It's Time
111. (9) - S4x02 - Everytime
112. (9) - S4x02 - 3
113. (9) - S4x04 - Don't Speak
114. (9) - S4x04 - Give Your Heart a Break
115. (9) - S4x05 - Hopelessly Devoted to You
116. (9) - S4x12 - A Thousand Years
117. (9) - S4x13 - Hung Up
118. (9) - S4x14 - Getting Married Today
119. (9) - S4x15 - In Your Eyes
120. (9) - S5x10 - Gloria
121. (9) - S5x12 - Keep Holding On
122. (9) - S5x13 - Be Okay
123. (9) - S5x15 - I'm Still Here
124. (9) - S5x15 - Colorblind
125. (9) - S6x02 - Tightrope
126. (9) - S6x02 - Take On Me
127. (9) - S6x03 - Hand in My Pocket/I Feel the Earth Move
128. (9) - S6x08 - I'm So Excited
129. (9) - S6x10 - Rise
130. (9) - S6x11 - Listen to Your Heart
131. (8) - S1x07 - Ride Wit Me
132. (8) - S1x11 - Hair/Crazy In Love
133. (8) - S1x15 - Like a Virgin
134. (8) - S1x15 - Like a Prayer
135. (8) - S1x16 - Fire
136. (8) - S1x18 - Jessie's Girl
137. (8) - S1x22 - Don't Stop Believing (Regionals)
138. (8) - S2x02 - Me Against the Music
139. (8) - S2x04 - River Deep, Mountain High
140. (8) - S2x06 - Stop! In the Name of Love/Free Your Mind
141. (8) - S2x06 - One Love (People Get Ready)
142. (8) - S2x09 - Dog Days Are Over
143. (8) - S2x10 - Baby, It's Cold Outside
144. (8) - S2x11 - Bills, Bills, Bills
145. (8) - S2x13 - Somebody to Love
146. (8) - S2x14 - Don't You Want Me
147. (8) - S2x16 - Get It Right
148. (8) - S2x16 - Loser Like Me
149. (8) - S2x18 - Somewhere Only We Know
150. (8) - S2x19 - Songbird
151. (8) - S2x20 - Rolling in the Deep
152. (8) - S2x21 - Try a Little Tenderness
153. (8) - S2x21 - Back to Black
154. (8) - S3x04 - Candyman
155. (8) - S3x07 - I Kissed a Girl
156. (8) - S3x09 - Extraordinary Merry Christmas
157. (8) - S3x11 - Bad
158. (8) - S3x11 - Human Nature
159. (8) - S3x13 - Let Me Love You
160. (8) - S3x14 - Cough Syrup
161. (8) - S3x18 - The Music of the Night
162. (8) - S3x18 - Shake It Out
163. (8) - S3x19 - Take My Breath Away
164. (8) - S3x22 - I'll Remember
165. (8) - S4x01 - Americano/Dance Again
166. (8) - S4x01 - Chasing Pavements
167. (8) - S4x04 - Barely Breathing
168. (8) - S4x06 - Beauty School Dropout
169. (8) - S4x07 - My Dark Side
170. (8) - S4x08 - Come See About Me
171. (8) - S4x10 - White Christmas
172. (8) - S4x10 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
173. (8) - S4x11 - No Scrubs
174. (8) - S4x13 - Bring Him Home
175. (8) - S4x15 - Old Time Rock & Roll/Danger Zone
176. (8) - S4x16 - How to Be a Heartbreaker
177. (8) - S4x17 - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
178. (8) - S4x17 - Wannabe
179. (8) - S4x17 - My Prerogative
180. (8) - S4x19 - Outcast
181. (8) - S4x20 - At the Ballet
182. (8) - S4x21 - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours
183. (8) - S4x22 - Hall of Fame
184. (8) - S4x22 - Wings
185. (8) - S4x22 - I Love It
186. (8) - S4x22 - To Love You More
187. (8) - S5x02 - Get Back
188. (8) - S5x04 - Applause
189. (8) - S5x05 - On Our Way
190. (8) - S5x06 - Just the Way You Are
191. (8) - S5x08 - Here Comes Santa Claus (Down Santa Claus Lane)
192. (8) - S5x08 - The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)
193. (8) - S5x08 - Mary's Little Boy Child
194. (8) - S5x08 - Away in a Manger
195. (8) - S5x09 - Brave
196. (8) - S5x09 - Breakaway
197. (8) - S5x10 - Don't You (Forget About Me)
198. (8) - S5x11 - I Love LA
199. (8) - S5x12 - Raise Your Glass
200. (8) - S5x15 - No One Is Alone
201. (8) - S5x17 - Lovefool
202. (8) - S5x18 - Story of My Life
203. (8) - S5x19 - Werewolves of London
204. (8) - S5x19 - Lucky Star
205. (8) - S5x19 - I Melt with You
206. (8) - S6x03 - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow/Head Over Feet
207. (8) - S6x06 - What the World Needs Now
208. (8) - S6x07 - Somebody Loves You
209. (8) - S6x08 - Our Day Will Come
210. (8) - S6x08 - At Last
211. (8) - S6x12 - I Kissed a Girl
212. (7) - S1x02 - Push It
213. (7) - S1x07 - Keep Holding On
214. (7) - S1x15 - Vogue
215. (7) - S1x16 - Home
216. (7) - S1x16 - One Less Bell to Answer/A House Is Not a Home
217. (7) - S1x16 - A House Is Not a Home
218. (7) - S1x21 - Another One Bites the Dust
219. (7) - S1x22 - Faithfully
220. (7) - S2x03 - One of Us
221. (7) - S2x04 - Le Jazz Hot
222. (7) - S2x05 - There's a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place)
223. (7) - S2x08 - Just the Way You Are
224. (7) - S2x11 - She's Not There
225. (7) - S2x12 - When I Get You Alone
226. (7) - S2x12 - Silly Love Songs
227. (7) - S2x15 - Landslide
228. (7) - S2x16 - Hell to the No
229. (7) - S2x19 - Dreams
230. (7) - S2x19 - I Don't Want to Know
231. (7) - S2x21 - Some People
232. (7) - S3x03 - Cool
233. (7) - S3x03 - Out Here On My Own
234. (7) - S3x06 - Hit Me with Your Best Shot/One Way or Another
235. (7) - S3x06 - Hot for Teacher
236. (7) - S3x07 - Perfect
237. (7) - S3x11 - Black or White
238. (7) - S3x13 - I Will Always Love You
239. (7) - S3x14 - Fly/I Believe I Can Fly
240. (7) - S3x14 - Glad You Came
241. (7) - S3x15 - Rio/Hungry Like the Wolf
242. (7) - S3x21 - Tongue Tied
243. (7) - S3x21 - It's All Coming Back to Me Now
244. (7) - S4x01 - New York State of Mind
245. (7) - S4x02 - Crazy/U Drive Me Crazy
246. (7) - S4x03 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World
247. (7) - S4x06 - There Are Worse Things I Could Do
248. (7) - S4x07 - Holding Out for a Hero
249. (7) - S4x08 - Home/Homeward Bound
250. (7) - S4x08 - Live While We're Young
251. (7) - S4x09 - All That Jazz
252. (7) - S4x10 - The First Noel
253. (7) - S4x11 - Locked Out of Heaven
254. (7) - S4x12 - Love Song
255. (7) - S4x13 - Girl On Fire
256. (7) - S4x14 - Just Can't Get Enough
257. (7) - S4x14 - Anything Could Happen
258. (7) - S4x15 - Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend/Material Girl
259. (7) - S4x16 - The Bitch Is Back/Dress You Up
260. (7) - S4x17 - Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)
261. (7) - S4x17 - Creep
262. (7) - S4x17 - Copacabana
263. (7) - S4x20 - Longest Time
264. (7) - S4x20 - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'
265. (7) - S4x21 - Uptight (Everything's Alright)
266. (7) - S4x21 - You Are the Sunshine of My Life
267. (7) - S4x21 - Higher Ground
268. (7) - S4x22 - Clarity
269. (7) - S5x01 - Drive My Car
270. (7) - S5x01 - You've Got to Hide Your Love Away
271. (7) - S5x03 - I'll Stand By You
272. (7) - S5x04 - Marry the Night
273. (7) - S5x06 - You May Be Right
274. (7) - S5x07 - Nasty/Rhythm Nation
275. (7) - S5x09 - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)
276. (7) - S5x10 - The Happening
277. (7) - S5x11 - Mr. Roboto/Counting Stars
278. (7) - S5x12 - Toxic
279. (7) - S5x12 - Valerie
280. (7) - S5x13 - Loser Like Me
281. (7) - S5x13 - Party All the Time
282. (7) - S5x17 - Pumpin Blood
283. (7) - S5x18 - The Rose
284. (7) - S5x18 - Doo Wop (That Thing)
285. (7) - S5x20 - Girls on Film
286. (7) - S6x03 - So Far Away
287. (7) - S6x05 - All Out of Love
288. (7) - S6x05 - Father Figure
289. (7) - S6x07 - You Give Love a Bad Name
290. (7) - S6x07 - Time After Time
291. (7) - S6x10 - Rather Be
292. (7) - S6x13 - Daydream Believer
293. (7) - S6x13 - Teach Your Children
294. (6) - S1x01 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot)
295. (6) - S1x05 - Maybe This Time
296. (6) - S1x06 - It's My Life/Confessions Part II
297. (6) - S1x07 - Hate On Me
298. (6) - S1x09 - Proud Mary
299. (6) - S1x11 - Imagine
300. (6) - S1x17 - U Can't Touch This
301. (6) - S1x18 - Rose's Turn
302. (6) - S1x18 - One
303. (6) - S1x19 - Dream a Little Dream
304. (6) - S2x02 - Stronger
305. (6) - S2x03 - Bridge Over Troubled Water
306. (6) - S2x04 - Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy
307. (6) - S2x09 - (I've Had) The Time of My Life
308. (6) - S2x09 - Valerie
309. (6) - S2x10 - Last Christmas
310. (6) - S2x11 - Need You Now
311. (6) - S2x13 - Sing
312. (6) - S2x15 - Afternoon Delight
313. (6) - S2x15 - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)
314. (6) - S2x15 - Kiss
315. (6) - S2x16 - Misery
316. (6) - S2x20 - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You
317. (6) - S2x20 - Isn't She Lovely
318. (6) - S3x01 - Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead
319. (6) - S3x01 - You Can't Stop the Beat
320. (6) - S3x04 - Take Care of Yourself
321. (6) - S3x05 - America
322. (6) - S3x08 - Survivor/I Will Survive
323. (6) - S3x09 - Blue Christmas
324. (6) - S3x10 - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
325. (6) - S3x12 - Sexy and I Know It
326. (6) - S3x15 - Somebody That I Used to Know
327. (6) - S3x17 - It's Not Right But It's Okay
328. (6) - S3x19 - Big Girls Don't Cry
329. (6) - S3x21 - We Are the Champions
330. (6) - S3x22 - In My Life
331. (6) - S4x01 - Never Say Never
332. (6) - S4x03 - The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile
333. (6) - S4x04 - Mine
334. (6) - S4x13 - Diva
335. (6) - S4x16 - Bye Bye Bye/I Want It That Way
336. (6) - S4x18 - Say
337. (6) - S4x19 - Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel)
338. (6) - S4x19 - Next to Me
339. (6) - S4x20 - Everybody Hurts
340. (6) - S4x22 - All or Nothing
341. (6) - S5x01 - Help!
342. (6) - S5x02 - Hey Jude
343. (6) - S5x03 - Seasons of Love
344. (6) - S5x07 - You're My Best Friend
345. (6) - S5x11 - More Than a Feeling
346. (6) - S5x12 - Happy
347. (6) - S5x12 - Defying Gravity
348. (6) - S5x14 - Rockstar
349. (6) - S5x19 - Memory
350. (6) - S5x19 - Take Me Home Tonight
351. (6) - S5x20 - Pompeii
352. (6) - S6x01 - Sing
353. (6) - S6x02 - Problem
354. (6) - S6x06 - They Long to Be Close to You
355. (6) - S6x06 - Alfie
356. (6) - S6x08 - Hey Ya!
357. (6) - S6x09 - Cool Kids
358. (6) - S6x10 - The Final Countdown
359. (6) - S6x11 - We Built This City
360. (6) - S6x11 - Chandelier
361. (6) - S6x12 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot/2009)
362. (6) - S6x12 - I'm His Child
363. (6) - S6x13 - I Lived
364. (5) - S1x01 - Sit Down You're Rockin the Boat
365. (5) - S1x06 - Halo/Walking On Sunshine
366. (5) - S1x11 - Papa Don't Preach
367. (5) - S1x14 - Gives You Hell
368. (5) - S1x15 - Express Yourself
369. (5) - S1x21 - Give Up the Funk
370. (5) - S2x03 - I Want to Hold Your Hand
371. (5) - S2x05 - Sweet Transvestite
372. (5) - S2x08 - Marry You
373. (5) - S2x13 - Take Me or Leave Me
374. (5) - S2x20 - Dancing Queen
375. (5) - S3x06 - I Can't Go for That/You Make My Dreams Come True
376. (5) - S3x07 - Constant Craving
377. (5) - S3x10 - Without You
378. (5) - S3x13 - Stereo Hearts
379. (5) - S3x17 - I Have Nothing
380. (5) - S3x21 - Starships
381. (5) - S4x03 - A Change Would Do You Good
382. (5) - S4x05 - Everybody Talks
383. (5) - S4x06 - You're the One That I Want
384. (5) - S4x07 - Some Nights
385. (5) - S4x17 - Mamma Mia
386. (5) - S4x20 - We Will Rock You
387. (5) - S5x01 - A Hard Day's Night
388. (5) - S5x06 - Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)
389. (5) - S5x07 - Into the Groove
390. (5) - S5x14 - Don't Sleep in the Subway
391. (5) - S6x11 - Come Sail Away
392. (5) - S6x11 - Take Me to Church
393. (5) - S6x13 - This Time
394. (4) - S1x01 - I Kissed a Girl
395. (4) - S1x03 - Bust Your Windows
396. (4) - S1x10 - Don't Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl
397. (4) - S1x11 - Don't Make Me Over
398. (4) - S1x13 - Don't Rain on My Parade
399. (4) - S1x17 - Ice Ice Baby
400. (4) - S1x18 - Lady Is a Tramp
401. (4) - S1x19 - Safety Dance
402. (4) - S1x20 - Shout It Out Loud
403. (4) - S2x01 - Telephone
404. (4) - S2x01 - Listen
405. (4) - S2x02 - Baby One More Time
406. (4) - S2x04 - Sing!
407. (4) - S2x06 - Teenage Dream
408. (4) - S2x07 - Forget You
409. (4) - S2x17 - Turning Tables
410. (4) - S2x17 - I Follow Rivers
411. (4) - S2x18 - I've Gotta Be Me
412. (4) - S2x19 - Never Going Back Again
413. (4) - S2x20 - Friday
414. (4) - S2x20 - Jar of Hearts
415. (4) - S3x01 - It's Not Unusual
416. (4) - S3x01 - We Got the Beat
417. (4) - S3x04 - Last Friday Night
418. (4) - S3x05 - Uptown Girl
419. (4) - S3x08 - Control
420. (4) - S3x08 - ABC
421. (4) - S3x09 - River
422. (4) - S3x10 - Summer Nights
423. (4) - S3x13 - Cherish/Cherish
424. (4) - S3x14 - Stand
425. (4) - S3x16 - Stayin' Alive
426. (4) - S3x16 - Disco Inferno
427. (4) - S3x20 - Mean
428. (4) - S3x21 - Pinball Wizard
429. (4) - S3x22 - Forever Young
430. (4) - S4x01 - Call Me Maybe
431. (4) - S4x02 - Hold It Against Me
432. (4) - S4x02 - Womanizer
433. (4) - S4x05 - Born to Hand Jive
434. (4) - S4x08 - Let's Have a Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time
435. (4) - S4x09 - Don't Dream It's Over
436. (4) - S4x09 - Being Good Isn't Good Enough
437. (4) - S4x12 - Torn
438. (4) - S4x13 - Don't Stop Me Now
439. (4) - S4x22 - Rainbow Connection
440. (4) - S5x01 - Yesterday
441. (4) - S5x01 - I Saw Her Standing There
442. (4) - S5x02 - Revolution
443. (4) - S5x03 - No Surrender
444. (4) - S5x08 - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
445. (4) - S5x09 - Whenever I Call You Friend
446. (4) - S5x09 - Don't Rain On My Parade
447. (4) - S5x15 - Not While I'm Around
448. (4) - S5x16 - Let's Wait Awhile
449. (4) - S6x04 - Thousand Miles
450. (4) - S6x06 - Baby It's You
451. (4) - S6x06 - Promises, Promises
452. (4) - S6x07 - All About That Bass
453. (3) - S1x01 - Mr. Cellophane
454. (3) - S1x01 - Respect
455. (3) - S1x01 - Rehab
456. (3) - S1x02 - I Say a Little Prayer
457. (3) - S1x05 - Somebody to Love
458. (3) - S1x07 - You Keep Me Hanging On
459. (3) - S1x08 - Sweet Caroline
460. (3) - S1x09 - Dancing With Myself
461. (3) - S1x09 - Defying Gravity
462. (3) - S1x12 - Jump
463. (3) - S1x13 - You Can't Always Get What You Want
464. (3) - S1x14 - Hello, I Love You
465. (3) - S1x14 - Highway to Hell
466. (3) - S1x14 - Hello, Goodbye
467. (3) - S1x15 - Borderline/Open Your Heart
468. (3) - S1x15 - Burning Up
469. (3) - S1x19 - I Dreamed a Dream
470. (3) - S1x22 - Bohemian Rhapsody
471. (3) - S1x22 - Over the Rainbow
472. (3) - S2x02 - I'm a Slave 4 U
473. (3) - S2x03 - Only the Good Die Young
474. (3) - S2x05 - Damn It, Janet
475. (3) - S2x08 - Sway
476. (3) - S2x12 - Firework
477. (3) - S2x14 - Blame It (On the Alcohol)
478. (3) - S2x14 - Tik Tok
479. (3) - S2x16 - Raise Your Glass
480. (3) - S2x16 - Blackbird
481. (3) - S2x22 - Yeah!
482. (3) - S2x22 - My Cup
483. (3) - S3x04 - Bein' Green
484. (3) - S3x09 - Let It Snow
485. (3) - S3x11 - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
486. (3) - S3x11 - I Just Can't Stop Loving You
487. (3) - S3x12 - Bamboleo/Hero
488. (3) - S3x13 - Home
489. (3) - S3x15 - I'm Still Standing
490. (3) - S3x15 - Fighter
491. (3) - S3x18 - The Rain in Spain
492. (3) - S3x19 - What Makes You Beautiful
493. (3) - S4x02 - Gimme More
494. (3) - S4x02 - Oops!...I Did It Again
495. (3) - S4x04 - Teenage Dream (Acoustic)
496. (3) - S4x06 - Greased Lightning
497. (3) - S4x07 - Superman
498. (3) - S4x08 - Whistle
499. (3) - S4x09 - O Holy Night
500. (3) - S4x10 - Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah
501. (3) - S4x11 - Tell Him
502. (3) - S4x13 - Nutbush City Limits
503. (3) - S4x15 - Shout
504. (3) - S4x16 - I Still Believe/Super Bass
505. (3) - S4x19 - Fight for Your Right (to Party)
506. (3) - S4x20 - Little Girls
507. (3) - S5x05 - Wrecking Ball
508. (3) - S5x06 - Piano Man
509. (3) - S5x08 - O Christmas Tree
510. (3) - S5x09 - I Believe in a Thing Called Love
511. (3) - S5x10 - Jumpin' Jumpin'
512. (3) - S5x14 - You Make Me Feel So Young
513. (3) - S5x14 - Downtown
514. (3) - S5x20 - All of Me
515. (3) - S6x09 - I Want to Break Free
516. (3) - S6x12 - Popular
517. (2) - S1x01 - On My Own
518. (2) - S1x02 - Gold Digger
519. (2) - S1x14 - Hello
520. (2) - S1x15 - What It Feels Like for a Girl
521. (2) - S1x17 - Physical
522. (2) - S1x20 - Beth
523. (2) - S1x20 - Funny Girl
524. (2) - S2x01 - Billionaire
525. (2) - S2x03 - Losing My Religion
526. (2) - S2x03 - I Look to You
527. (2) - S2x05 - Science Fiction Double Feature
528. (2) - S2x05 - Planet, Schmanet, Janet
529. (2) - S2x12 - P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)
530. (2) - S2x13 - Baby
531. (2) - S2x14 - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
532. (2) - S2x22 - Bella Notte
533. (2) - S2x22 - As Long as You're There
534. (2) - S3x01 - Anything Goes/Anything You Can Do
535. (2) - S3x02 - Something's Coming
536. (2) - S3x05 - A Boy Like That/I Have a Love
537. (2) - S3x07 - I'm the Only One
538. (2) - S3x08 - We Are Young
539. (2) - S3x08 - Red Solo Cup
540. (2) - S3x09 - My Favorite Things
541. (2) - S3x11 - Scream
542. (2) - S3x13 - L-O-V-E
543. (2) - S3x14 - Here's to Us
544. (2) - S3x16 - How Deep Is Your Love
545. (2) - S3x18 - School's Out
546. (2) - S4x03 - Celebrity Skin
547. (2) - S4x05 - Juke Box Hero
548. (2) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise)
549. (2) - S4x10 - Jingle Bell Rock
550. (2) - S4x11 - I Don't Know How to Love Him
551. (2) - S4x13 - Make No Mistake (She's Mine)
552. (2) - S4x18 - Your Song
553. (2) - S5x02 - Here Comes the Sun
554. (2) - S5x05 - You Are Woman, I Am Man
555. (2) - S5x06 - Honesty
556. (2) - S5x06 - An Innocent Man
557. (2) - S5x09 - Every Breath You Take
558. (2) - S5x10 - Barracuda
559. (2) - S5x10 - Danny's Song
560. (2) - S5x14 - People
561. (2) - S5x15 - You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman
562. (2) - S5x15 - Broadway Baby
563. (2) - S5x16 - Addicted to Love
564. (2) - S5x17 - I'm the Greatest Star
565. (2) - S5x17 - NYC
566. (2) - S5x20 - Glitter in the Air
567. (2) - S6x04 - Bitch
568. (2) - S6x06 - Wishin' And Hoping
569. (2) - S6x09 - Uptown Funk
570. (2) - S6x13 - The Winner Takes It All
571. (1) - S1x01 - Can't Fight This Feeling
572. (1) - S1x01 - You're the One That I Want (ver. 1)
573. (1) - S1x01 - Leaving On a Jet Plane
574. (1) - S1x02 - Take a Bow
575. (1) - S1x03 - Mercy
576. (1) - S1x03 - I Wanna Sex You Up
577. (1) - S1x04 - Taking Chances
578. (1) - S1x04 - Tonight
579. (1) - S1x05 - Last Name
580. (1) - S1x05 - Alone
581. (1) - S1x05 - Cabaret
582. (1) - S1x07 - No Air
583. (1) - S1x08 - I Could Have Danced All Night
584. (1) - S1x08 - Bust A Move
585. (1) - S1x08 - Thong Song
586. (1) - S1x08 - What A Girl Wants
587. (1) - S1x10 - I'll Stand By You
588. (1) - S1x10 - (You're Having My Baby)
589. (1) - S1x10 - Crush
590. (1) - S1x11 - Bootylicious
591. (1) - S1x12 - Smile (Charlie Chaplin)
592. (1) - S1x12 - Smile (Lily Allen)
593. (1) - S1x14 - Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love
594. (1) - S1x19 - Dream On
595. (1) - S1x20 - Poker Face
596. (1) - S1x21 - Loser
597. (1) - S1x21 - Good Vibrations
598. (1) - S1x21 - It's a Man's Man's Man's World
599. (1) - S1x21 - Tell Me Something Good
600. (1) - S2x01 - What I Did for Love
601. (1) - S2x01 - Every Rose Has Its Thorn
602. (1) - S2x01 - Getting to Know You
603. (1) - S2x02 - Toxic
604. (1) - S2x02 - The Only Exception
605. (1) - S2x03 - Papa, Can You Hear Me?
606. (1) - S2x04 - Don't Go Breaking My Heart
607. (1) - S2x04 - With You I'm Born Again
608. (1) - S2x04 - Lucky
609. (1) - S2x07 - Nowadays/Hot Honey rag
610. (1) - S2x07 - Make 'Em Laugh
611. (1) - S2x07 - Conjunction Junction
612. (1) - S2x08 - Ohio
613. (1) - S2x09 - Hey, Soul Sister
614. (1) - S2x09 - The Living Years
615. (1) - S2x09 - Don't Cry for Me Argentina
616. (1) - S2x10 - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
617. (1) - S2x10 - We Need a Little Christmas
618. (1) - S2x10 - The Most Wonderful Day of the Year
619. (1) - S2x10 - Welcome Christmas
620. (1) - S2x10 - Merry Christmas, Darling
621. (1) - S2x12 - Fat Bottomed Girls
622. (1) - S2x12 - My Funny Valentine
623. (1) - S2x13 - I Know What Boys Like
624. (1) - S2x13 - This Little Light of Mine
625. (1) - S2x14 - My Headband
626. (1) - S2x16 - Jesus Is My Friend
627. (1) - S2x16 - Candles
628. (1) - S2x16 - Big Ass Heart
629. (1) - S2x16 - Only Child
630. (1) - S2x16 - Trouty Mouth
631. (1) - S2x17 - All By Myself
632. (1) - S2x19 - Nice to Meet You, Have I Slept with You?
633. (1) - S2x22 - Still Got Tonight
634. (1) - S3x01 - Big Spender
635. (1) - S3x02 - Somewhere
636. (1) - S3x03 - Run the World (Girls)
637. (1) - S3x03 - Fix You
638. (1) - S3x04 - Waiting for a Girl Like You
639. (1) - S3x05 - Tonight
640. (1) - S3x05 - One Hand, One Heart
641. (1) - S3x07 - Jolene
642. (1) - S3x07 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
643. (1) - S3x08 - Man in the Mirror
644. (1) - S3x08 - Buenos Aires
645. (1) - S3x09 - Christmas Wrapping
646. (1) - S3x09 - Do They Know It's Christmas?
647. (1) - S3x09 - Santa Claus Is Coming to Town
648. (1) - S3x10 - Wedding Bell Blues (Bill)
649. (1) - S3x11 - I Want You Back
650. (1) - S3x12 - Don't Wanna Lose You
651. (1) - S3x12 - A Little Less Conversation
652. (1) - S3x13 - You're the Top
653. (1) - S3x13 - Chapel of Love
654. (1) - S3x16 - You Should Be Dancing
655. (1) - S3x16 - More Than a Woman
656. (1) - S3x16 - Boogie Shoes
657. (1) - S3x16 - Night Fever
658. (1) - S3x17 - Saving All My Love For You
659. (1) - S3x17 - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)
660. (1) - S3x18 - Cry
661. (1) - S3x19 - Dinosaur
662. (1) - S3x20 - I Won't Give Up
663. (1) - S4x01 - Sister Christian
664. (1) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee
665. (1) - S4x08 - Gangnam Style
666. (1) - S4x09 - Something Stupid
667. (1) - S4x10 - Feliz Navidad
668. (1) - S4x11 - Baby Got Back
669. (1) - S4x11 - I Only Have Eyes for You
670. (1) - S4x15 - You're All the World to Me
671. (1) - S4x18 - More Than Words
672. (1) - S5x02 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
673. (1) - S5x02 - Something
674. (1) - S5x04 - Roar
675. (1) - S5x05 - Blurred Lines
676. (1) - S5x06 - My Life
677. (1) - S5x07 - The Fox
678. (1) - S5x07 - Cheek to Cheek
679. (1) - S5x16 - I Want to Know What Love Is
680. (1) - S5x17 - Who Are You Now
681. (1) - S5x18 - Piece of My Heart
682. (1) - S5x18 - Wake Me Up
683. (1) - S5x20 - No Time At All
684. (1) - S6x01 - Dance the Night Away
685. (1) - S6x01 - Uninvited
686. (1) - S6x01 - Let It Go
687. (1) - S6x01 - Suddenly Seymour
688. (1) - S6x02 - Viva Voce
689. (1) - S6x04 - Rock Lobster
690. (1) - S6x04 - Whip It
691. (1) - S6x05 - My Sharona
692. (1) - S6x05 - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)
693. (1) - S6x06 - Arthur's Theme
694. (1) - S6x06 - I'll Never Fall in Love Again
695. (1) - S6x07 - Same Love
696. (1) - S6x09 - Break Free
697. (1) - S6x09 - Lose My Breath
698. (1) - S6x09 - Friday I'm in Love
699. (1) - S6x10 - Far From Over
700. (1) - S6x10 - The Trolley Song
701. (1) - S6x11 - Mickey
702. (NA) - S1x10 - Endless Love
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Song Ranking
So I did that song ranking thing and it took HOURS. literal HOURS. Don’t ever do it, I won’t even link it. I hated doing it. But here is my list. And dare I say my Top 130 is immaculate hjgkhg
Some of this is not really accurate though. Could be me or the generator. Like ‘Cold Hearted’ being 500 something???? Not in my house.
Also don’t go looking for christmas songs. They are all somewhere down there lmao
Anyways! Let’s go!
1 Nasty / Rhythm Nation
1 Rumour Has It / Someone Like You
3 Be Okay
4 Love You Like A Love Song
4 Seasons Of Love
6 Mustang Sally
7 So Emotional
8 Tightrope
9 Barely Breathing
10 Cough Syrup
11 Shake It Out
11 The Boy Is Mine
13 Back To Black
14 Valerie
15 Paradise By The Dashboard Light
16 River Deep, Mountain High
17 Problem
18 Faithfully
19 Gloria
20 I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You
21 How Will I Know
22 We Are Young
23 How To Be A Heartbreaker
24 Hand In My Pocket / I Feel The Earth Move
25 If I Die Young
26 I Feel Pretty / Unpretty
27 Bust Your Windows
28 Candyman
29 American Boy
30 I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) / You Make My Dreams
31 If I Can't Have You
32 It's All Coming Back To Me Now
33 Crazy / U Drive Me Crazy
34 ABC
35 Bad Romance
36 It's Too Late
37 Hungry Like The Wolf / Rio
38 I Wish
39 Need You Now
40 Landslide
41 Start Me Up / Livin' On A Prayer
42 Thriller / Heads Will Roll
43 What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger)
44 There Are Worse Things I Could Do
45 Losing My Religion
46 The Edge Of Glory
47 Teenage Dream (Acoustic Version)
48 Make You Feel My Love
49 My Prerogative
50 Singing In The Rain / Umbrella
51 Songbird
52 Spotlight
53 Mine
54 Take Me Or Leave Me
55 Take Me To Church
56 No Surrender
57 Never Say Never
58 Constant Craving
59 Brave
60 Born This Way
61 Pumpin' Blood
62 Blame It (On The Alcohol)
63 Glad You Came
64 Give Your Heart A Break
65 It's All Over
66 It's Not Right, But It's Okay
67 Everybody Talks
68 Here Comes The Sun
69 Into The Groove
70 In Your Eyes
71 I Don't Want To Know
72 I Lived
73 I Kissed A Girl
74 Halo / Walking On Sunshine
75 You Can't Stop The Beat
76 She's Not There
77 Nutbush City Limits
78 True Colors
79 Can't Fight This Feeling
80 Breakaway
81 Dancing Queen
82 Don't Stop Me Now
83 And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going
84 Empire State Of Mind
85 Doo Wop (That Thing)
86 Arthur's Theme
87 Happy Days Are Here Again / Get Happy
88 Toxic
89 This Is The New Year
90 Last Name
91 3
92 A Change Would Do You Good
93 Got To Get You Into My Life
94 Tongue Tied
95 Smooth Criminal
96 Papa Don't Preach
97 Animal
97 Another One Bites The Dust
99 Don't Speak
100 Don't You Want Me
101 A Hard Day's Night
102 Some Nights
103 Somebody That I Used To Know
104 Superstition
105 Survivor / I Will Survive
106 My Life Would Suck Without You
107 The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
108 Misery
109 My Love Is Your Love
110 Somewhere Only We Know
111 Blow Me (One Last Kiss)
112 Me Against The Music
113 I Follow Rivers
114 Mean
115 Here's To Us
116 Stronger
117 Summer Nights
118 Make No Mistake, She's Mine
119 Love Song
120 Waiting For A Girl Like You
121 We Got The Beat
122 We Found Love
123 We've Got Tonite
124 Love Shack
125 The Scientist
126 Love Is A Battlefield
127 Run Joey Run
128 Wings
129 When I Get You Alone
130 Uptown Girl
131 Roots Before Branches
132 I'm The Only One
132 I've Gotta Be Me
134 Hopelessly Devoted To You
135 Hit Me With Your Best Shot / One Way Or Another
136 Dinosaur
137 Dog Days Are Over
138 Hung Up
139 Everytime
140 Go Your Own Way
141 Every Breath You Take
142 Fire And Rain
143 Fighter
144 Not While I'm Around
145 Not The Boy Next Door
146 Fly / I Believe I Can Fly
147 Girl On Fire
148 Oops!... I Did It Again
149 Stop! In The Name Of Love / Free Your Mind
150 Stereo Hearts
151 Bills, Bills, Bills
152 Somebody Loves You
153 Hold It Against Me
154 Turning Tables
155 Wide Awake
156 You May Be Right
157 Cell Block Tango
158 A Boy Like That
159 All Out Of Love
160 Alfie
161 Jessie's Girl
162 I'm A Slave 4 U
163 I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
164 I'll Stand By You (Amber)
165 I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)
166 Let Me Love You (Until You Learn To Love Yourself)
167 Lovefool
168 Just Can't Get Enough
169 Just Give Me A Reason
170 Keep Holding On
171 Like A Virgin
172 New York State Of Mind
173 My Dark Side
174 More Than A Feeling
174 My Cup
176 I Want To Hold Your Hand
177 I Want To Break Free
178 I Want To Know What Love Is
179 I Want You Back
180 Teenage Dream
181 Take My Breath Away
182 America
183 Glory Days
184 I Say A Little Prayer
184 I Wanna Sex You Up
186 I Will Always Love You
187 A Thousand Years
188 Like A Prayer
189 Don't Rain On My Parade
190 Disco Inferno
191 Don't Stop Believin' (Regionals)
192 Dream On
193 Get It Right
194 Gold Digger
195 Telephone
196 Without You
197 You're The One That I Want
198 Tell Him
199 Let Me Love You
200 Good Vibrations
200 Raise Your Glass
202 Run The World (Girls)
203 Gimme More
204 Hey Jude
204 How Deep Is Your Love
206 Higher Ground
207 Vogue
208 Something's Coming
209 Footloose
210 Forget You
211 Gives You Hell
212 Everybody Wants To Rule The World
213 Far From Over
214 Fat Bottomed Girls
215 Hair / Crazy In Love
216 Hall Of Fame
216 Hello
216 Hello, I Love You
216 Somebody To Love
216 Time Warp
216 To Love You More
222 Last Friday Night
223 Hate On Me
224 Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'
225 Locked Out Of Heaven
226 Rose's Turn
227 Everybody Hurts
227 Express Yourself
227 Loser
227 Shout It Out Loud
231 Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours
232 Pompeii
233 Party All The Time
234 Our Day Will Come
235 Perfect
236 Old Time Rock & Roll / Danger Zone
237 Greased Lightning
237 Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
237 Live While We're Young
240 Firework
240 Love Child
242 Fire
243 You're All I Need To Get By
244 The Scientist (Acapella)
245 Afternoon Delight
246 Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)
247 Listen To Your Heart
248 Tik Tok
249 You Keep Me Hangin' On
250 The Rose
251 You Can't Always Get What You
Want
252 Let's Have A Kiki
252 Listen
254 Pretending
255 More Than A Woman
256 More Than Words
257 Hot For Teacher
257 No One Is Alone
257 Not The End
257 Nowadays / Hot Honey Rag 257 O Christmas Tree
257 One Hand, One Heart
257 One
257 Only Child
257 Proud Mary
266 Heroes
267 Hey Ya!
268 Getting Married Today
268 Happy
270 Hell To The No
271 Night Fever
271 Sgt. Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club
Band
273 The Music Of The Night
273 The Only Exception 273 The Rain In Spain 273 The Safety Dance 273 Thousand Miles 278 Billionaire
278 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 278 The Happening
278 The Lady Is A Tramp
282 Borderline / Open Your Heart 282 Born To Hand Jive
284 Control
284 The Longest Time
286 Give Up The Funk
287 Chasing Pavements
288 Man In The Mirror
288 Say
288 Sexy And I Know It 288 Shout
292 Marry The Night
293 Mamma Mia
294 Loser Like Me
295 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 1)
296 Colorblind
297 Diva
297 Don't Cry For Me Argentina
299 Don't Dream It's Over
300 Let It Be
301 Don't Stop
302 Highway To Hell
302 Hold On
302 Holding Out For A Hero 302 We Will Rock You
302 What I Did For Love
302 What It Feels Like For A Girl
308 Take On Me
309 For Once In My Life
309 Good Riddance (Time Of Your
Life)
309 Hello Goodbye
309 Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love
309 Home
309 Homeward Bound / Home 309 Honesty
309 Human Nature
317 Drive My Car
317 For Good
317 I'll Remember
320 I'll Stand By You (Cory)
321 On My Own
321 Taking Chances
321 The Bitch Is Back / Dress You Up 321 Werewolves Of London
325 My Man
326 My Life
327 My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)
327 Never Going Back Again 327 No Scrubs
330 Creep
331 Come What May
332 Never Can Say Goodbye
333 Who Are You Now?
334 You Give Love A Bad Name
335 Womanizer
336 Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
337 Come See About Me
337 P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) 337 People
337 Popular
337 River
337 Roar
337 Rolling In The Deep 337 Santa Baby
345 Boogie Shoes
346 At Last
347 I'm The Greatest Star
348 Jar Of Hearts
349 It's Time
350 It's My Life / Confessions Part II
351 It's Not Unusual
352 I'm So Excited
352 I'm Still Here
354 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 5) 354 Don't You (Forget About Me) 354 Dreams
354 Unchained Melody
354 Uptown Funk
359 Bohemian Rhapsody
359 Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel) 359 Lucky
362 Don't Stand So Close To Me /
Young Girl
363 Bridge Over Troubled Water
363 Bust A Move
365 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee
366 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee
(Reprise)
367 Longest Time
368 Applause
369 All Of Me
370 Any Way You Want It
370 Anything Could Happen
372 Red Solo Cup
372 Rock Lobster
372 Rockin' Around The Christmas
Tree 372 Rockstar
376 Saving All My Love For You
377 (I've Had) The Time Of My Life
377 Piano Man 377 Poison 377 Poker Face
381 A House Is Not A Home
382 4 Minutes
383 Black Or White
384 Blackbird
385 All By Myself
385 Smile
385 You Make Me Feel So Young
388 Wrecking Ball
389 (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural
Woman
389 (You're) Having My Baby
391 Superman
392 Ain't No Way
392 Stayin' Alive
394 Still Got Tonight
394 The Most Wonderful Day Of The
Year
394 The Way You Look Tonight / You're Never Fully Dressed Without A
Smile 394 This Time
394 Whatever Happened To Saturday Night?
399 They Long To Be Close To You
400 All About That Bass 400 Sing!
400 So Far Away
400 Some People
404 Addicted To Love
404 Moves Like Jagger / Jumpin' Jack Flash
404 Sing
404 Someday We'll Be Together 404 Somethin' Stupid
404 Something
404 Somewhere
404 Stand
412 Scream
413 Rather Be
414 Next To Me
414 No Air
414 Papa Can You Hear Me? 414 Physical
414 Piece Of My Heart
414 Pinball Wizard
414 Pony
414 Rehab
422 La Isla Bonita
422 Lean On Me
422 Let's Wait Awhile
422 Little Drummer Boy
422 Little Girls
427 Light Up The World
428 Science Fiction Double Feature
428 Silent Night 428 Silly Love Songs
431 Le Jazz Hot
432 Out Here On My Own
432 Pure Imagination
434 School's Out
435 Hey, Soul Sister
435 I Kissed A Girl (Season Six) 435 Sway
438 I Believe In A Thing Called Love
439 I Have Nothing
440 I Am Changing
441 I Saw Her Standing There
441 I Was Here
441 I Won't Give Up
441 I'll Be Home For Christmas 441 I'll Never Fall In Love Again 446 Funny Girl
446 I Look To You
446 I Only Have Eyes For You 446 I Still Believe / Super Bass 446 Story Of My Life
451 I Love New York / New York, New
York
452 What Makes You Beautiful
453 What The World Needs Now
454 An Innocent Man
454 Bad
454 Because You Loved Me
454 Bein' Green
454 ByeByeBye/IWantItThatWay 454 IfIWereABoy
454 Take A Bow
454 Take Me Home Tonight
462 Barracuda
463 Beauty School Drop Out
464 Chandelier
465 Baby It's You
466 It Must Have Been Love
467 At The Ballet
468 Baby One More Time
469 Beautiful
469 Being Alive
469 We Built This City
472 Being Good Isn't Good Enough 472 I Just Can't Stop Loving You 472 I Love It
472 Isn't She Lovely
476 All That Jazz
476 Blurred Lines
476 Bootylicious
476 Extraordinary Merry Christmas 476 Father Figure
476 Fight For Your Right (To Party)
476 Flashdance... What A Feeling
483 I Don't Know How To Love Him
484 Fix You
484 I Could Have Danced All Night 486 Push It
486 Rainbow Connection 486 Rise
489 Promises, Promises
490 Oh Chanukah
490 Ohio
490 One Love (People Get Ready) 490 Only The Good Die Young 494 Baby
494 Dancing With Myself
494 Defying Gravity
497 Baby, It's Cold Outside
498 Cherish / Cherish
498 Christmas Wrapping 498 Closer
498 Downtown
498 Endless Love
498 Forever Young
498 Friday I'm In Love 498 Friday
498 Gangnam Style
498 Get Back
498 Safety Dance
509 Cold Hearted
510 Clarity
511 Centerfold / Hot In Herre
511 Just The Way You Are 513 Jumpin', Jumpin'
513 Kiss
515 Juke Box Hero
515 L-O-V-E
517 Jolene
518 Jump
518 La Cucaracha
520 Dream A Little Dream
521 A Little Less Conversation
521 Beth
521 Bitch
521 Don't Sleep In The Subway 521 Girls Just Want To Have Fun 521 Have Yourself A Merry Little
Christmas 521 Help!
521 I Dreamed A Dream 521 I'm His Child
521 I'm Still Standing 521 Ice Ice Baby
521 Imagine
521 In My Life
521 It's A Man's Man's Man's World 521 Lose My Breath
521 Memory
521 Outcast
521 Over The Rainbow
521 Same Love
521 Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 521 Teach Your Children
521 Tell Me Something Good
521 The Final Countdown
521 Uptight (Everything's Alright) 545 Big Ass Heart
545 I Love L.A.
545 I Melt With You
548 Big Girls Don't Cry
548 Mary's Boy Child
548 O Holy Night
548 On Our Way
548 One Bourbon, One Scotch, One
Beer
548 One Less Bell To Answer
554 Maybe This Time 554 My Favourite Things 554 My Sharona
557 Marry You
558 Cool
559 Cool Kids
560 Celebrity Skin
560 Cheek To Cheek
560 Dance The Night Away
560 Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend / Material Girl
560 Don't Go Breaking My Heart 560 Don't Wanna Lose You
560 Feliz Navidad
560 Here Comes Santa Claus 560 I Know What Boys Like
560 I Know Where I've Been 560 Trouty Mouth
571 Total Eclipse Of The Heart
572 Don't Make Me Over
573 Call Me Maybe
574 We Are The Champions
575 Time After Time
576 Bring Him Home
576 Broadway Baby 576 Buenos Aires 576 Burning Up 576 Yesterday
581 Boys / Boyfriend
582 Mercy
582 You Get What You Give
582 You Have More Friends Than You
Know
582 You Learn / You've Got A Friend
582 You Should Be Dancing
582 You're All The World To Me 582 You're My Best Friend
582 You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' 590 Break Free
590 Jingle Bell Rock 590 Jingle Bells
590 Joy To The World 590 One Of Us
590 Tonight
590 You're The Top
590 You've Got To Hide Your Love
Away
590 Your Song
599 To Sir, With Love
600 Torn
601 Wake Me Up
601 Wannabe
601 Wedding Bell Blues
604 Touch A Touch A Touch A Touch Me
604 UpUpUp
606 All Or Nothing
606 Alone
606 Cry
606 Leaving On A Jet Plane
606 Let It Go
606 Mickey
606 Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) 606 Mr. Roboto / Counting Stars 606 Try A Little Tenderness
606 U Can't Touch This
606 Uninvited
606 Vacation
606 Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' 606 What Kind Of Fool
606 Whistle
606 Will You Love Me Tomorrow /
Head Over Feet 606 Wishin' And Hoping
606 YouAndI/YouAndI
624 Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?
624 Do You Hear What I Hear? 624 Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh
Yeah)
624 Lucky Star
624 Merry Christmas Darling 629 Damn It, Janet
629 Danny's Song
629 Daydream Believer
629 Deck The Rooftop
629 Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead 634 All I Want For Christmas Is You 634 Angels We Have Heard On High 634 Anything Goes / Anything You Can
Do
634 As If We Never Said Goodbye
634 As Long As You're There 634 Bamboleo / Hero
634 Bella Notte
634 Copacabana
634 Do They Know It's Christmas? 634 Last Christmas
634 Let It Snow
634 We Need A Little Christmas
634 Welcome Christmas
634 Whenever I Call You Friend
634 Whip It
634 You Are The Sunshine Of My Life
650 All You Need Is Love
651 Americano / Dance Again
652 Crush
653 Big Spender
653 Make 'Em Laugh
653 White Christmas
653 Yeah!
657 (Charlie Chaplin song)
657 (originally by Michael Bublé) 657 Away In A Manger
657 Baby Got Back
657 Christmas Eve With You 657 Come Sail Away
657 You Are Woman, I Am Man 657 You Spin Me Round (Like A
Record)
665 You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
666 Starlight Express
666 The Trolley Song
666 The Winner Takes It All
666 There's A Light (Over At The
Frankenstein Place) 670 Take Care Of Yourself
671 Sweet Caroline
672 Ben
672 Best Day Of My Life 672 Blue Christmas
672 Candles
676 Starships
676 Suddenly Seymour 676 Sweet Transvestite
679 Thong Song
680 The Fox (What Does The Fox
Say?)
680 The Living Years
682 The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)
682 The First Noël
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once again i spent hours of my life answering >5000 questions in order to sort almost all of the glee songs ever (there’s 683 songs in the sorter when there’s over 700 on the show) anyway if you wanna see my rankings for those then check it out <3 [also here’s the sorter!]
1 Being Alive 2 Rose's Turn 3 Baby, It's Cold Outside 4 Le Jazz Hot 5 Maybe This Time 6 And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going 7 Come What May 8 To Sir, With Love 9 As If We Never Said Goodbye 10 Valerie 11 Somewhere Only We Know 12 Cough Syrup 13 Teenage Dream 14 Not The Boy Next Door 15 It's Too Late 16 It's My Life / Confessions Part II 17 Start Me Up / Livin' On A Prayer 18 When I Get You Alone 19 The Happening 20 The Boy Is Mine 21 Home 22 Don't You Want Me 23 How Will I Know 24 Bad Romance 25 Not While I'm Around 26 Scream 27 Shake It Out 28 On My Own 29 Hate On Me 30 Bills, Bills, Bills 31 4 Minutes 32 True Colors 33 There Are Worse Things I Could Do 34 Go Your Own Way 35 Jessie's Girl 36 Proud Mary 37 Tongue Tied 38 Last Christmas 39 Somebody Loves You 40 Back To Black 41 Sweet Transvestite 42 For Good 43 At The Ballet 44 Gloria 45 Blame It (On The Alcohol) 46 Like A Prayer 47 So Emotional 48 Misery 49 Nasty / Rhythm Nation 50 Toxic 51 Don't Speak 52 Born This Way 53 Dog Days Are Over 54 Defying Gravity 55 Last Name 56 Womanizer 57 I Will Always Love You 58 Broadway Baby 59 The Lady Is A Tramp 60 I'm A Slave 4 U 61 Centerfold / Hot In Herre 62 Thriller / Heads Will Roll 63 Bust Your Windows 64 Candyman 65 Brave 66 Boys / Boyfriend 67 The Scientist 68 The Scientist (Acapella) 69 Dream On 70 Hey Jude 71 I Lived 72 I'm Still Here 73 I Believe In A Thing Called Love 74 Me Against The Music 75 Like A Virgin 76 My Man 77 Everybody Wants To Rule The World 78 I Have Nothing 79 Blackbird 80 Got To Get You Into My Life 81 Animal 82 3 83 I Follow Rivers 84 Just The Way You Are 85 Constant Craving 86 Don't Stop Me Now 87 Hung Up 88 Let's Have A Kiki 89 Love Shack 90 Marry The Night 91 Hit Me With Your Best Shot / One Way Or Another 92 It's Not Right, But It's Okay 93 I Want To Hold Your Hand 94 All You Need Is Love 95 Getting Married Today 96 Don't Rain On My Parade 97 Don't Stop Believin' (Regionals) 98 We've Got Tonite 99 Smooth Criminal 100 Uptown Girl 101 Sway 102 If I Die Young 103 No One Is Alone 104 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee 105 No Scrubs 106 Mamma Mia 107 Papa Don't Preach 108 Teenage Dream (Acoustic Version) 109 Santa Baby 110 We Found Love 111 Roar 112 She's Not There 113 Spotlight 114 The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile 115 Some Nights 116 Rumour Has It / Someone Like You 117 You Make Me Feel So Young 118 You Keep Me Hangin' On 119 I'll Stand By You (Amber) 120 Hand In My Pocket / I Feel The Earth Move 121 Crazy / U Drive Me Crazy 122 Funny Girl 123 Cold Hearted 124 Keep Holding On 125 Bye Bye Bye / I Want It That Way 126 I Know Where I've Been 127 I Kissed A Girl (Season Six) 128 Hopelessly Devoted To You 129 Homeward Bound / Home 130 Into The Groove 131 Hold On 132 Tell Him 133 Nutbush City Limits 134 Because You Loved Me 135 Perfect 136 Cherish / Cherish 137 Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) 138 Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead 139 You Are The Sunshine Of My Life 140 Tik Tok 141 The Safety Dance 142 Oops!... I Did It Again 143 Run Joey Run 144 Time Warp 145 Something's Coming 146 Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go 147 The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face 148 Vogue 149 Downtown 150 Diva 151 Dancing With Myself 152 Rockstar 153 Wrecking Ball 154 We Are Young 155 I Saw Her Standing There 156 Jumpin', Jumpin' 157 Just Can't Get Enough 158 Take Me To Church 159 Wannabe 160 It's All Over 161 Take Me Home Tonight 162 If I Were A Boy 163 Landslide 164 Pompeii 165 The Bitch Is Back / Dress You Up 166 Christmas Wrapping 167 Buenos Aires 168 Call Me Maybe 169 You Can't Stop The Beat 170 Seasons Of Love 171 Safety Dance 172 Dream A Little Dream 173 Alfie 174 I Want To Break Free 175 Baby One More Time 176 A House Is Not A Home 177 Daydream Believer 178 I Don't Know How To Love Him 179 Hungry Like The Wolf / Rio 180 Suddenly Seymour 181 People 182 Silly Love Songs 183 Love Song 184 Shout It Out Loud 185 Some People 186 One Of Us 187 Sing! 188 Up Up Up 189 Torn 190 Popular 191 This Is The New Year 192 Paradise By The Dashboard Light 193 Let It Snow 194 Let It Be 195 Never Can Say Goodbye 196 Touch A Touch A Touch A Touch Me 197 La Isla Bonita 198 Tightrope 199 My Love Is Your Love 200 Love Is A Battlefield 201 Losing My Religion 202 Total Eclipse Of The Heart 203 This Time 204 I Dreamed A Dream 205 Leaving On A Jet Plane 206 Locked Out Of Heaven 207 Chandelier 208 Girl On Fire 209 Telephone 210 Don't Cry For Me Argentina 211 Human Nature 212 Halo / Walking On Sunshine 213 Anything Goes / Anything You Can Do 214 Make You Feel My Love 215 Stronger 216 Nowadays / Hot Honey Rag 216 Pumpin' Blood 218 Papa Can You Hear Me? 219 Summer Nights 220 Sweet Caroline 221 Superstition 222 We Will Rock You 223 Alone 224 Hello, I Love You 225 Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now) 226 A Hard Day's Night 227 Mine 228 My Prerogative 229 Beauty School Drop Out 230 My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It) 231 Extraordinary Merry Christmas 232 Every Breath You Take 233 Express Yourself 234 Everybody Talks 235 Everytime 236 Marry You 237 Moves Like Jagger / Jumpin' Jack Flash 238 My Favorite Things 239 Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 240 River Deep, Mountain High 241 My Life Would Suck Without You 242 Be Okay 243 Applause 244 Cool 245 All I Want For Christmas Is You 246 American Boy 247 Cell Block Tango 248 Breakaway 249 Don't Dream It's Over 250 Let Me Love You (Until You Learn To Love Yourself) 251 Whatever Happened To Saturday Night? 252 Without You 253 Science Fiction Double Feature 254 Loser Like Me 255 I Kissed A Girl 256 I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You 257 I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) / You Make My Dreams 258 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 5) 259 Empire State Of Mind 260 Old Time Rock & Roll / Danger Zone 261 Take My Breath Away 262 You Get What You Give 263 Take On Me 264 Beautiful 265 It's Time 266 ABC 267 Afternoon Delight 268 Don't Stand So Close To Me / Young Girl 269 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 1) 270 Colorblind 271 Cool Kids 272 Dancing Queen 273 Songbird 274 Somebody That I Used To Know 275 Singing In The Rain / Umbrella 276 I Feel Pretty / Unpretty 277 Borderline / Open Your Heart 278 In My Life 279 I'm Still Standing 280 Blow Me (One Last Kiss) 281 Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? 282 Do They Know It's Christmas? 283 Mustang Sally 284 Pinball Wizard 285 Anything Could Happen 286 America 287 Any Way You Want It 288 Higher Ground 289 Flashdance... What A Feeling 290 My Life 291 Let It Go 292 If I Can't Have You 293 L-O-V-E 294 Closer 295 Addicted To Love 296 Heroes 297 A Boy Like That 298 Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend / Material Girl 299 Holding Out For A Hero 300 Dinosaur 301 Disco Inferno 302 Party All The Time 303 Raise Your Glass 304 Push It 305 Lean On Me 306 Pure Imagination 307 Lovefool 308 Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' 309 Americano / Dance Again 310 All Of Me 311 At Last 312 Promises, Promises 313 Hair / Crazy In Love 314 Happy Xmas (War Is Over) 315 Chasing Pavements 316 Don't You (Forget About Me) 317 Love Child 318 School's Out 319 Poker Face 320 Boogie Shoes 321 Bootylicious 322 I Love New York / New York, New York 323 One Less Bell To Answer 324 Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours 325 Rehab 326 I Don't Want To Know 327 Shout 328 I'm The Greatest Star 329 I Love It 330 Never Say Never 331 Juke Box Hero 332 One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer 333 Glad You Came 334 For Once In My Life 335 Here Comes The Sun 336 Baby It's You 337 Drive My Car 338 Last Friday Night 339 Roots Before Branches 340 The Only Exception 341 Survivor / I Will Survive 342 All Or Nothing 343 Time After Time 344 You're The One That I Want 345 Yeah! 346 Starships 347 You've Got To Hide Your Love Away 348 Story Of My Life 349 Something 350 We Need A Little Christmas 351 Gold Digger 352 Beth 353 Fighter 354 Forget You 355 How To Be A Heartbreaker 356 Get Back 357 Love You Like A Love Song 358 There's A Light (Over At The Frankenstein Place) 359 We Got The Beat 360 Make 'Em Laugh 361 Sing 362 U Can't Touch This 363 Try A Little Tenderness 364 Pony 365 On Our Way 366 Lucky Star 367 Loser 368 Over The Rainbow 369 Outcast 370 Stop! In The Name Of Love / Free Your Mind 371 What Makes You Beautiful 372 Will You Love Me Tomorrow / Head Over Feet 373 Wide Awake 374 Wishin' And Hoping 375 Yesterday 376 Out Here On My Own 377 You're All The World To Me 378 Somethin' Stupid 379 Someday We'll Be Together 380 River 381 The Longest Time 382 Somebody To Love 383 The Edge Of Glory 384 The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year 385 Lucky 386 Memory 387 Mary's Boy Child 388 Longest Time 389 My Dark Side 390 Taking Chances 391 The First Noël 392 Smile 393 Celebrity Skin 394 All That Jazz 395 A Thousand Years 396 Big Girls Don't Cry 397 Ain't No Way 398 Don't Sleep In The Subway 399 Doo Wop (That Thing) 400 Don't Stop 401 Uptight (Everything's Alright) 402 New York State Of Mind 403 Turning Tables 404 Vacation 405 Fire 406 Hold It Against Me 407 I've Gotta Be Me 408 Endless Love 409 Run The World (Girls) 410 Saving All My Love For You 411 Give Up The Funk 412 I Am Changing 413 I Melt With You 414 I Could Have Danced All Night 415 Fat Bottomed Girls 416 Hot For Teacher 417 Never Going Back Again 418 Imagine 419 Jolene 420 Arthur's Theme 421 Damn It, Janet 422 Control 423 Barracuda 424 Copacabana 425 Barely Breathing 426 I Look To You 427 Come Sail Away 428 Jump 429 Clarity 430 Friday I'm In Love 431 Jar Of Hearts 432 It's Not Unusual 433 Footloose 434 Here Comes Santa Claus 435 Happy Days Are Here Again / Get Happy 436 Help! 437 Greased Lightning 438 Hell To The No 439 All Out Of Love 440 (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman 441 Candles 442 All By Myself 443 Hello Goodbye 444 It's A Man's Man's Man's World 445 I Say A Little Prayer 446 It Must Have Been Love 447 Just Give Me A Reason 448 Come See About Me 449 Born To Hand Jive 450 I Want To Know What Love Is 451 I Wish 452 I'll Remember 453 Get It Right 454 (I've Had) The Time Of My Life 455 I'll Stand By You (Cory) 456 Forever Young 457 A Change Would Do You Good 458 Smile (Charlie Chaplin song) 459 Best Day Of My Life 460 An Innocent Man 461 Dreams 462 All About That Bass 463 Home (originally by Michael Bublé) 464 Black Or White 465 Baby 466 Bad 467 Problem 468 Oh Chanukah 469 What Kind Of Fool 470 Wings 471 You're My Best Friend 472 You're All I Need To Get By 473 White Christmas 474 Whenever I Call You Friend 475 Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' 476 What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger) 477 Wedding Bell Blues 478 More Than A Feeling 479 More Than A Woman 480 Our Day Will Come 481 P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) 482 Here's To Us 483 Honesty 484 Hall Of Fame 485 It's All Coming Back To Me Now 486 Teach Your Children 487 Night Fever 488 What The World Needs Now 489 Listen 490 Let Me Love You 491 Live While We're Young 492 Light Up The World 493 Trouty Mouth 494 Werewolves Of London 495 Kiss 496 Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 497 Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) 498 Mickey 499 Mean 500 Mercy 501 Merry Christmas Darling 502 Let's Wait Awhile 503 Man In The Mirror 504 Rather Be 505 Rise 506 Good Vibrations 507 Faithfully 508 Firework 509 How Deep Is Your Love 510 Fix You 511 Fire And Rain 512 Give Your Heart A Break 513 Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree 514 Little Girls 515 Cry 516 Bust A Move 517 Bridge Over Troubled Water 518 Bring Him Home 519 Cheek To Cheek 520 Break Free 521 As Long As You're There 522 Big Ass Heart 523 Bitch 524 Bamboleo / Hero 525 Away In A Manger 526 Deck The Rooftop 527 Christmas Eve With You 528 Angels We Have Heard On High 529 Creep 530 Crush 531 Make No Mistake, She's Mine 532 Lose My Breath 533 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise) 534 What I Did For Love 535 Wake Me Up 536 Thousand Miles 537 Take A Bow 538 Still Got Tonight 539 The Music Of The Night 540 Stereo Hearts 541 The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late) 542 Take Me Or Leave Me 543 I'm The Only One 544 Isn't She Lovely 545 I Just Can't Stop Loving You 546 I'll Never Fall In Love Again 547 Unchained Melody 548 You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch 549 You Have More Friends Than You Know 550 You Should Be Dancing 551 I'm His Child 552 You Learn / You've Got A Friend 553 Somewhere 554 So Far Away 555 Uptown Funk 556 The Winner Takes It All 557 They Long To Be Close To You 558 Tonight 559 Being Good Isn't Good Enough 560 You May Be Right 561 To Love You More 562 Don't Wanna Lose You 563 Do You Hear What I Hear? 564 Ice Ice Baby 565 Don't Go Breaking My Heart 566 Don't Make Me Over 567 I Won't Give Up 568 I'll Be Home For Christmas 569 I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For 570 I Still Believe / Super Bass 571 I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me) 572 I Want You Back 573 Father Figure 574 Everybody Hurts 574 Gangnam Style 576 We Are The Champions 577 Stayin' Alive 578 Superman 579 The Rose 580 Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel) 581 Fly / I Believe I Can Fly 582 Gives You Hell 583 I Love L.A. 584 Mr. Roboto / Counting Stars 585 O Holy Night 586 Only The Good Die Young 587 One 588 Silent Night 589 Piano Man 590 Sexy And I Know It 591 Sgt. Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club Band 592 Pretending 593 Physical 594 Danny's Song 595 Stand 596 The Final Countdown 597 You Can't Always Get What You Want 598 You Are Woman, I Am Man 599 You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' 600 Your Song 601 Say 602 No Air 603 Need You Now 604 No Surrender 605 Piece Of My Heart 606 Thong Song 607 Blurred Lines 608 Another One Bites The Dust 609 I Was Here 610 Bella Notte 611 I Know What Boys Like 612 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 613 Glory Days 614 Friday 615 More Than Words 616 Waiting For A Girl Like You 617 Welcome Christmas 618 You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) 619 You Give Love A Bad Name 620 We Built This City 621 Whistle 622 Who Are You Now? 623 You And I / You And I 624 Take Care Of Yourself 625 Tell Me Something Good 626 The Rain In Spain 627 Can't Fight This Feeling 628 Jingle Bell Rock 629 In Your Eyes 630 Hello 631 Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) 632 I Only Have Eyes For You 633 Jingle Bells 634 Joy To The World 635 I Wanna Sex You Up 636 Fight For Your Right (To Party) 637 Feliz Navidad 638 I'm So Excited 639 Uninvited 640 The Living Years 641 The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?) 642 O Christmas Tree 643 One Love (People Get Ready) 644 Ohio 645 Only Child 646 Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love 647 My Sharona 648 Dance The Night Away 649 Poison 650 My Cup 651 Not The End 652 What It Feels Like For A Girl 653 Listen To Your Heart 654 Little Drummer Boy 655 One Hand, One Heart 656 Bein' Green 657 Big Spender 658 Billionaire 659 Ben 660 Gimme More 661 Burning Up 662 Hey Ya! 663 Hey, Soul Sister 664 Baby Got Back 665 Blue Christmas 666 Bohemian Rhapsody 667 Far From Over 668 The Trolley Song 669 Starlight Express 670 Whip It 671 You're The Top 672 Red Solo Cup 673 Next To Me 674 Rolling In The Deep 675 Rainbow Connection 676 La Cucaracha 677 (You're) Having My Baby 678 A Little Less Conversation 679 Happy 680 Highway To Hell 681 Same Love 682 Rock Lobster 683 Girls Just Want To Have Fun
#glee#glee song ranking#ranking#my thoughts#mine#umm so funny story#well first of all some of the mash ups werent even together#like anyway you want it and lovin touchin squeezin#they were listed as their own songs#i thought they'd end up being closer but they arent and thats hilarious#also there's the scientist and then the scientist acoustic?? idk what that is#but they're close together#umm home by michael bubbles#it did not tell me what the song was#it literally said (michael buble version) or something#and i did not think to look it up until after my results#sooo... if i knew it was a rory song it would not be that high lmao#anyway as you can see it is a bit of a mess#but my top ten is really solid again<3#oh also there was only one 'just the way you are'#so i chose to pretend it was the s5 version which is why its higher#than if i were pretending it were the s2 version
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Welcome To The World, LittleBean: A Life Update
Dear Future Husband,
My sister had the baby! And it made me depressed.
I kind of receded from the world for a couple of weeks and stopped talking to people I enjoy talking to, and stopped doing things I enjoy doing, and kind of stayed in my room unless it was absolutely necessary to leave.
Why, might you ask, would I have done such a thing as a response to such a happy event?
Well, for some of the reasons I've written about previously. The emotional weight of the sadness that comes along with seeing a younger sibling live through something you yourself desire but feel you'll never have, is probably the biggest.
But another reason I've been really down is because of my mother.
Dear old MotherLivelyHeart has problems.
I think I've mentioned this previously, but if/when I marry, I will most definitely be marrying INTO a family and as "out" of my own as I possibly can.
MotherLivelyHeart suffers from anxiety and depression. Shocker, I know.
In fact, my inner voice is comprised mainly of her criticism and negativity. Shocker, I know.
Dear old MotherLivelyHeart has never really wanted to be a mother, as far as I can tell. Shocker? ...I dunno.
When I was growing up, my mother used to always say "I only had children for the grandkids" and everyone would laugh. But HAHA! it wasn't a joke. I figured out pretty early on that she was kind of serious with that statement.
But nothing in my life confirmed that until she was on the phone with her machutanim on the day LittleBean was born and repeated that sentiment to them.
So, all my life, she's struggled with being the parent she never wanted to be in order for us to have offspring that she could love and adore and spoil and then send home to their parents without having to parent herself.
THIS is the "home" I came from.
THIS is the parenting I received.
It's absolutely no wonder I'm so screwed up.
My mother has been overbearing my entire life. And a lot of it comes from her own insecurities and anxieties and lack of the world living up to her expectations. Which is kind of understandable.
The problem comes when those expectations come at the cost of other peoples' comfort and safety.
LilSis had a c-section. The baby wasn't exactly breached, but was flipped at a weird angle and stuck. The baby was also a meconium baby, so while it was already over a week past the due date, LilSis thought she still had time. But as it turned out there wasn't any time because when she went for what she thought was a routine check up, they induced her and after two days of labor and nothing happening, they did the c-section.
Now, LilSis made it clear earlier this year that she didn't want anyone at the hospital with her aside from her doula and husband. No visitors, family included. The rest of us seemed to accept this, but MotherLivelyHeart just kind of smirked and went, "yeah, ok, we'll see about that."
And I get that LilSis is her baby.
I get that it's not easy to see your child suffer.
I get that she's been waiting her whole life to be a grandmother.
I get that she's had expectations about what it would be like to meet her grandchildren, especially her first grandchild.
I. GET. IT.
But when LilSis facetimed and showed us the baby and B"H the baby looked fine but LilSis was clearly too pale and weak and dizzy and needed to get off the phone, but again repeated that she didn't want anyone coming to the hospital, dear old MotherLivelyHeart's response was that she wanted to "surprise" them at the hospital.
"I don't need to ask permission."
"I'm not a 'visitor', I'm her MOTHER."
"I don't need permission to see my own daughter."
"I know what she needs, I'll just drop it off, give her a hug and leave."
"I don't need to see her, I just want to see the baby."
UHM, NOOOOOOOOO.
Your daughter is almost 30.
She's been married for over half a decade.
She has a right to her space and her boundaries for her little nuclear family and YOU ARE CROSSING THEM by even THINKING that would be acceptable.
And the next day, my mother called LilSis and asked her about something she wanted to bring with her. LilSis made it clear that she didn't want anyone to come. When my mother didn't seem to get this, my brother in law texted her a kind "now isn't a good time" message and my mother felt "ganged up on".
She went into a tailspin.
"They don't like me."
"What did I ever do to them that they hate me so much?"
"I've been dissed and dismissed."
"They've cut me out of their lives."
And sooooooo many other thoughts along those lines.
There isn't even enough space here to describe all the insane things she did as a response to this "rejection" she was experiencing.
She was 100000000000% projecting her own thoughts, expectations, and experiences with her own c-section onto LilSis and the whole situation was absurd.
Then LittleBean ended up back in the hospital because of some complications and LilSis and her husband still wanted space.
Now, what MotherLivelyHeart doesn't know, because I will never tell her, is that I saw LittleBean before she did.
Because I'm actually supportive and respectful of boundaries, when they got home LilSis and her husband allowed me to come by and drop stuff off, and run some errands for them (while they were still keeping overbearing MotherLivelyHeart at arms length). So I met LittleBean like 3 or 4 times. And the babes is absolutely precious. <3
LilSis and her husband finally let MotherLivelyHeart over this past week to meet LittleBean and help out and it's like a switch was flipped. Suddenly everything for MotherLivelyHeart is sunshine and rainbows and I legit can't handle the mood swings.
But I digress....
One night last week I drove around and cried and screamed for an hour.
It absolutely sucks when you have no one to talk to.
Which brings me to the next part of my life update:
I finally spoke to a therapist.
So, I thought I was ghosted by the therapist I wanted to speak to. It took a few days, but he finally responded there was an issue with his online scheduler and he needed me to reschedule.
Fine, whatever.
I rescheduled for two weeks from that date (which had already been rescheduled from two weeks prior). So, now it's been a month and a half.
Fine, whatever.
Well, my meeting with him ended up being earlier this week. As it turns out, this therapist I wanted to speak to isn't taking on new clients at the moment, so he was acting more as triage for his practice and had a 15 minute zoom call with me before picking a therapist from his practice he thought I'd connect with.
So the next night I had an hour and a half zoom call with her and she's absolutely lovely and has experience working with children and adults who have experienced similar situations to the one I'm in.
For $120 I had my thought processes and experiences validated.
But that's pretty much it.
She told me I sound pretty level headed and understand what's healthy and what's not healthy in my life and in my past (which is one of the problems with being an overthinker, overanalyzer, and having done extensive research to try and figure out WTF is wrong with me), and she told me there are some exercises to try and reduce stress because it's clear that I'm overstressed and have been since I was a child, and even possibly since birth.
But these are all things I knew already. These are all things I've validated for myself. Yes, it's nice to hear a specialist say the same things, but for $120!?
I literally had to use unemployment money to pay for that. Unemployment that I'm going to have to end pretty soon.
How on EARTH am I supposed to be able to afford continued therapy when it costs so bloody much!?
It's absolutely awful that the people who need therapy the most are the ones who can't afford it.
And I found an organization that claims to help anyone who asks without needing an explanation, so I messaged them a brief "my life is a mess and I need to talk to a therapist. I found someone I think I can connect with, but it costs $120." and they sent me $10.
They said they help anyone who asks without an explanation.
I gave a valid explanation with a specific amount requested.
And they sent me $10.
It just so often feels like I'm banging my head against a wall.
Like I'm a joke to Hashem.
This random organization was like a beacon in the dark. A sign from Hashem that if I reach out for help, I can receive it.
He put this organization into my path and awareness just at the time that I needed it.
All so that He could mock me.
OF COURSE the therapy practice I chose doesn't take insurance.
Not that it would help, because my OBAMAdoesntCARE has been PENDING SINCE OCTOBER.
So OF COURSE I have to pay out of pocket.
And OF COURSE it costs so damn much.
And OF COURSE when I reach out for help I get laughed at.
What did they think I was supposed to do with the $10?
That's literally 1/12 of what I needed.
Even the Torah has us give more than that in maaser.
I legitimately don't understand.
Where do I have to go and what do I have to do to get a sugar daddy to pay for this so I can get my goddamn life in order!?
I'm literally drowning out here and God is throwing me half-deflated pool floaties.
On the bright side, I keep making amazing non-Jewish internet friends.
Do you know how much that sucks?
That I'm literally getting more support from non-Jewish internet friends that live halfway across the world than I am from my own community?
And it sucks even more to know that Hashem put those people into my path too!!
He literally keeps giving me things that He knows will make me feel worse because they make me feel better but also disconnected from the Jewish community, and not giving me things that would make me feel better and closer to Him and the Jewish community.
What am I supposed to do with that knowledge!?
I've often wondered if maybe I just wasn't meant to be Jewish. Like maybe there was some mistake and my mother isn't really Jewish and therefore I'm not Jewish and this is Hashem's way of telling me that I just need to separate myself from the Jewish world and go seek a secular life because that's truly who I'm supposed to be.
Except that my parents were married by a really chashuv community rav who did his research and would not have married my parents if there'd been even one safek as to her Jewishness.
And so, I'm stuck.
I'm stuck feeling constantly disconnected from the community that's supposed to be my rock and support. By the God who's supposed to be merciful and kind.
It's exhausting.
Are you out there? Do you feel the same? Are you a BT or ger or someone else who has lived both lives and can explain to me why yiddishkeit is better?
I have too much Jewish guilt to walk away from any of this, but I have too much mental stress to keep striving to be a part of it.
It's utterly exhausting to be stuck in the middle.
I hope you're doing better than I am.
-LivelyHeart
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Survey #398
“freedom is just man’s invention, & a soldier is just a slave”
What do you do the most when you’re online? Watch/listen to YouTube. Do you have a bobblehead? No. Have you ever spent your birthday alone? No, that sure would suck. Were you afraid of heights as a child? Actually no, but NOW I kinda am. Have you ever had a lead role in a play? No. Would you ever take a solo road trip? No, that sounds super depressing and lonely. Do the mountains fascinate you? Of course! So much history built into a magnificent, awe-inspiring piece of nature. Have you ever been insulted or called names by a significant other? Wow, no. I wouldn't tolerate that for a second. What’s your favorite movie battle scene? The fight between Simba and Scar is very powerful imo. Have you ever been to a same-sex wedding? No, but not because I'm opposed. I'd love to go to one and be the photographer. What’s your favorite Marvel movie? Probably one of the Spider-Man films. I don't remember which it is, and I don't want to spoil it by explaining what I do recall. Did you have a Walkman when you were a kid? No. What’s the most difficult experience you and a significant other have gone through together? Being long-distance when we really wanted each other's physical comfort. Have you ever attempted to pick a lock? Did you succeed? Yes, because Ashley locked her keys in the car. I don't remember if it worked, actually. Have you done the Bratz doll challenge for YouTube? No. I've seen a couple people do it, though, and it's both cool and creepy. Does the hospital in your town have a good reputation? NOOOOOOOOOOOO. What is your favorite nickname that you’ve had? "Bee" from Megan. Have you ever gotten a professional massage? No. I would be SO uncomfortable. If you had braces, do you wear your retainers still? No. :/ Well, the one you put in, anyone. I have a metal one behind the front row of my bottom teeth. If you had braces, have your teeth moved since you got them off? Yes. Do you know anyone personally who’s lost a child? I know way too many people who have suffered miscarriages. Do you take your medications regularly? Yes. What’s one luxury item you wish you could afford? An actually nice house. What’s your favorite thing to do in a swimming pool? Just kinda casually swim around. Have you ever been abused by a cop? No. What is one thing that you took to show-and-tell as a kid? My Snorlax plushy. Do you remember losing your first tooth? No. In the summer would you rather have the windows down or the A/C on in the car? I strongly prefer A/C. Have you ever been addicted to a game? What game? I had a long-time addiction to World of Warcraft for a couple years or so. I still play it now, but I'm not addicted to it anymore. As a matter of fact I get bored of it easily now. Which was better: the original The Lion King or the sequel? The original, but I love both very much. Do any of your grandparents have a tattoo? I don't know if any did. Do you believe that your pets feel love towards you? Roman, 120%. It is so obvious. Venus, no, as reptiles are literally incapable of experiencing that emotion. I do, however, know she trusts me. Are you proud of your body? FUCK no. Have you ever been rushed to the hospital in an ambulance? No. How do YOU believe the world & universe started? I don't know. I feel like MAYBE there is some sort of ultimate intelligence that formed the universe (maybe prompted the Big Bang, though I've always been dubious of that occurring naturally), but I don't think of this topic frequently at all. Does it really matter, after all? We're here, so just focus on that and live in the now. Have you ever stuck gum under a desk/chair? NO, that shit grosses me the hell out. When shopping at a grocery store, do you return your cart or just leave it? Return your fucking cart, please. It is NOT that difficult. What is one thing you’d never want your parents to find out? Certain places I've, uh, "done" things. When you were little, did you like Dr. Suess books? Yep. I seriously loved Green Eggs and Ham. What would you consider unforgivable? Rape is #1. Would you rather give your food to a homeless shelter or money to charity? Food to a homeless shelter, but I'd love to do both. What was your least favorite year of your life so far? 2016 was a fucking NIGHTMARE. Have you spent money on a game online? On one occasion, I asked if Mom would reactivate my WoW account, and when two expansions came out, I asked if she could buy them. I HATED asking. Thankfully, now, I'm rich enough in the game to pay for the "token" currency, which renews your subscription for a month, so I essentially play for free now. Have you been called a bad influence? Yes. Have any self-done piercings? Noooo. I only trust professionals. Ever pierced someone else? Again, no. Leave it to professionals, as well as someone without tremors. If you had a child with down’s syndrome, would you keep him/her? IF I wanted kids, of course I would. It really, REALLY bothers me when DS is the reason behind abortion. Mind you, I am pro-choice, but come on... Don't treat down's syndrome children as a curse. If someone tried to murder your child, do you think it would be wrong to expose them publicly and talk about it on social media? Of fucking course I would. I'd damn that person to hell myself. Is there a toxic person that you miss? I sometimes miss Colleen. Are you still contemplating going back to someone you shouldn’t? With Jason, yes. If he actually wanted me back (that will never happen, but anyway), I fear I'd say yes and probably would, realistically. When was the last time you had a new crush? When I realized I was bisexual. Do you want Jesus to come back soon? Back when I was a Christian, I was terrified of Judgment Day. I don't believe in it now. What is something you can’t wear because of your body type? I COULD wear whatever the hell I wanted, but I refuse to wear crop tops or strapless tops (or strapless bras). Oh, and thongs. No thanks. If you have curves, do you like them? I'm not curvy naturally, I'm just fat. Have you ever worn matching pajamas with someone? No, but that'd be cute. Has anyone ever mistaken you for being anorexic? No way. What fast food place do you avoid at all costs? Arby's, to name one. Are you afraid of deep sea creatures? Yes, especially giant squid. Have you ever agreed to purchase something on Ebay and got scammed somehow? Ugh, I got Ico THREE TIMES and they were ALL broken; they'd freeze in the first few minutes. Has anybody ever given you a promise ring? No. What is your favorite kind of cake? Red velvet. Honestly, have you ever eaten raw cookie dough? Yeah, multiple times. Were you outdoors or indoors more as a kid? I'd say it was a split down the middle. Have you ever had a relationship that began via text? Jason, Tyler, Juan, and Sara all began over text. Girt asked me out over Facebook Messenger. Do you think sloths are cute or ugly? They're cuties! What eyeshadow suits you best? I only wear black eyeshadow. Do you watch the show Wizards of Waverly Place? I did as a kid and really liked it. Have you ever been to the rainforest? No. I don't think I could handle the humidity, though I'd love to see all the beautiful wonders. Are you a member of any clubs? No. Would you shave your head with a friend who had cancer? If it was someone I was very close to and they were extremely self-conscious about it, I'd probably be willing to get very short hair, but I don't think I could handle no hair at all. How did you meet your pet? Roman was one of the kittens of Ashley's mother-in-law's cats. She has way too many cats and needed to get rid of the kittens, and I'd been wanting one like mad. I found Venus via the online reptile-selling hub called Morph Market, and I became VERY interested in the many, many ball python morphs, and when I saw her, I immediately knew that was my baby. Did/Do you have any PEZ dispensers? I did as a kiddo. What are some of the phrases in your personal ‘bingo’ card? "Mood," "can't relate," "hi, how are ya," "jinkies," "yikes," "oof," shit like that. Have you ever been through a trap door? No. Do/did you have to wear a uniform to your high school? No, only middle school. How many video games do you own? A whole lot. Have you ever visited a sex shop? No. Have you ever ridden a bicycle through a busy city? No, I'd be very scared to. Do you use Instagram? How often do you post there? I have two for my varying photography subjects. I post very rarely on both. Have you ever had a scary encounter with a wild animal? I have not.
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1. What is your favorite shade of blue? dark 2. When’s the last time you bought something just because? lol never 3. What Ozzy lyric describes you best? - 4. When was the last time you went for a walk without a specific destination in mind? idk 5. Do you daydream? always
6. What was your last daydream about? well i’m not telling thei nternet 7. Ever won the lottery? lol no 8. How much did you get for your high school graduation? i don’t remember 9. What was the most important decision you made that screwed up your life the most? idk 10. Do you know what your Chinese horoscope is? hmmm i might 11. What is love really about? nothing i can describe right now while i’m exhausted 12. What’s the most you ever made in a year? lol 13. Do you have an online diary? no 14. What’s the biggest pot you’ve won in poker? I’ve never played poker. 15. What’s your most prized possession? my frog 16. What Metallica lyric most describes your life? - 17. Ever been to Ozzfest? no 18. How many concerts have you been to? a lot 19. Which one was your favorite? lana del rey 20. What shade of purple most describes your feelings right now? none 21. Pick a shade of a color. Now describe it to me and name it. light 22. Sun tea or brewed tea? brewed 23. What’s the most illegal thing you’ve done? drugs 24. Ever get busted by the cops? What for? No. 25. What’s under your bed? my cat 26. Vacuum or dustbuster? Vacuum. 27. How many people are on your buddy list? lol 28. How many pairs of rollerblades do/did you own? none 29. Ever wear out a CD? What was it? yeah. britney spears 30. What’s your favorite card game? solitare 31. Who was the most annoying person you’ve talked to on the phone? idk 32. What’s your favorite fast food meal? chick fil a nuggets and mac and cheese 33. Where is the best restaurant you’ve ever eaten in at? idk 34. Lamb chops or pork chops? Neither. 35. How many roses have you received/given? idk 36. When’s the last time you mowed the lawn? years ago 37. Washed your car? years ago 38. Ever have a tornado in your town? not since i’ve lived here — 40. What state is your wardrobe in? fine 41. What’s the last article of clothing you bought? sweats 42. How many trash cans can you see right now? One. 43. If you HAD to pick ONE song to listen to for the rest of your life, and that would be the only song you ever heard, what would it be? I don’t know. 44. Ever heard of Shinedown? Yeah. 45. They rock, don’t they? sure 46. What size is your bed? queen 47. When’s the last time you had pigs in a blanket? not that long ago actually 48. Have you ever painted the ceilings in your home? no 49. What does your lawn furniture consist of? lawn chairs 50. Ever live off of canned soup and ramen noodles for weeks at a time? no 51. What flavor of jelly are you? strawberry 52. Ever take any of those online personality quizzes? yeah 53. What musical group/artist do you love, but hide from other people? none 54. What’s on the floor in your bedroom? Nothing. 55. What is the first meal you remember eating? idk 56. Ever been to a drive in? no 57. What was the first movie you ever saw? i don’t remember 56. What’s in your keepsake box/scrapbook? so many things 57. Describe your first date. idk 58. Would you recognize most of your classmates 5 years after graduation? sure 59. What percentile of your class were you in? I have no idea. 60. When was the last time it rained while the sun was shining? I don’t recall. 61. What did you score on your SATs? i don’t remember 62. When was the last time you saw a rainbow? it’s been a bit 63. Name your favorite artist/song from before 1990. zeppelin 64. Do you think there should be new genres of music to encompass some of the newer rock performers out now? no 65. What colors is your lava lamp? - 66. What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever hung on the wall? I haven’t hung up anything strange. 67. When’s the last time you did laundry? todayy 68. How many hammers do you own? one 69. Can you name every place you’ve ever had sex? yes 70. How many speakers are in your bedroom? none 71. DVD or VHS? dvd 72. What’s the most important thing you ever lost and never found again? idk 73. What forms of birth control have you used? pill and implant 74. How many webpages have you created, and can you still find them all? no 75. You have .30 in two coins. One of them is not a nickel. What are they? uh 76. What’s your pet peeve when cleaning the house? um all of it 77. Do you use sponges or dishcloths when doing the dishes? sponges 78. How many people are in your family portrait? three 79. How many times have you moved? too many times 80. Handcuffs or rope :D? Neither. 81. What season best describes your temperament? winter 82. What’s the last thing you had to drink? diet coke 83. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? no 84. What’s your favorite song on the top twenty right now? idk. 85. What do your light fixtures look like? uh normal 86. How many jobs have you held for more than a month? 4 87. Ever punched a wall? yes 88. When’s the last time you really lost your temper? It’s been a long time. 89. How do you cope? i cry 90. What’s your antidrug? idk 91. Ever grown any plants before? What were they? Nope. 92. Ever own a director chair? No. 93. When was the last time you camped out? when i was a kid 94. Went swimming? years ago 95. Went fishing? lol 96. Oust or Glade and why? Glade. 97. Ever thought you (or a girlfriend) were pregnant, but it was a false alarm? yes 98. If 97 is yes, were you glad or sad? well i was pregnant so i was happy 99. Do you have a red-eye mouse or one with a ball? none 100. What do your doorstops look like? - 101. What was the last conversation you had with someone before they died? i don’t remember 102. What do your drinking glasses look like? they’re just solid colors 103. How many bottles/containers are in your medicine cabinet? a lot 104. How many funerals have you been to? a lot 105. How many states have you been to? a lot
106. What was the last bug you killed and what did you use? a wasp 107. What does your country need right now? sanity 108. Are you creative? not really 109. How so? – 110. How many computers in your household? Two. 111. Ever help to solve a crime? No. 112. Who is in the picture frame on your bedside table? - 113. How many CDs does your player hold? - 114. What is one thing you’d like to do before you die? go to england 115. Do the good die young or do they die before they have a chance to be bad? um both suck 116. What’s your favorite totally cliche’ saying? everything happens for a reason 117. Ever go out of your way to exact revenge on someone? no 118. Was it worth it? - 119. Ever get pulled over by the cops and get away without a ticket? no 120. What’s the weather like right now? HOT 121. What was your first legal alcoholic drink? vodka 122. Do you have a door/doorknob to your room? Yes. 123. Name one thing you regret? lol so many 124. Ever get published by one of those poetry groups? no 125. What’s the furthest distance you’ve moved? states away 126. How many friends from high school/college do you still talk to? a few
127. Where is your home/heart right now? here 128. What’s the most expensive things your parents ever bought you? idk 129. What’s the most expensive thing you’ve bought? my car 130. How many hangers are in your closet? a lot 131. If you died right now, would you feel cheated or happy? happy 132. How many times did you intentionally start to commit suicide? a few 133. Ever spent the night in the “loony bin?” yes 134. What’s wrong with society? lol so much 135. How many crazy ice cream trucks are in your area? none really 136. What is your favorite cover song? i have a lot 137. Does the weather ever seem to reflect your mood eerily? no 138. Are you more psychic than most people? lol no 139. What’s your inspiration? my daughter 140. What’s the longest relationship you’ve been in? the one i’m in now for 8 years 141. Did you ever drop out of school? college 142. Ever raise a child that wasn’t your own for more than 3 months? No. 143. What is your favorite piece of jewelry? wedding band 144. Ever help someone cheat on someone else? ew no 145. Are you a cheater too? No. 146. What was the last dessert type food you’ve eaten? candy 147. Fill in the blank: I’m a ________aholic. Coffeeholic. 148. When’s the last time you went to a hairdresser/salon? february 149. Strangest medical procedure ever performed on you? nothing strange 150. Do you own any appliances? yes 151. Do you have an “egg crate” on your bed? no 153. Last time you went to the laundromat? idk 154. How many hinges are on your front door? I’m not sure. 155. Can I be done yet? yes
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Once Bitten, Twice Stupid prt 17 - prt1
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Keeping up with the tradition, they all wound up back at Lance’s house. Keith and Pidge were bonding with Blue, his cat a ho when it came to pats... on her terms of course. Keith seemed mystified over what to do when a cat sat in your lap. Blue was a traitor, bunting up into Keith’s chin because she was a traitorous whore with no taste. In the kitchen with Hunk, Lance nursed a mug of warm wine mixed with blood, as Hunk baked. He couldn’t stop himself. He needed to unwind and Lance was happy to provide his kitchen for that
“Did you really break your phone, man?”
Lance looked over the rim of his mug
“Yep. Dropped it on my bedroom floor. It shattered on the spot”
“You said we’d talk... I’m feeling kind of left out man”
“I didn’t mean to make you feel left out”
“Ever since Keith came along, you’ve been acting weird. I know sometimes Pidge can be full on, but I thought we were tight”
“We are tight”
“Then what haven’t you been telling me? I’ve told you things I wouldn’t think of telling Pidge”
Lance felt as if Keith had gotten his wish and staked him through the heart
“It’s not like that...”
“Then what is it like?”
The vampire didn’t have a whole lot of options. He could confess he was a vampire and give Hunk a heart attack. He could keep lying, which was clearly hurting Hunk. He could claim Keith was threatening him, but then Pidge and Hunk would want to take things into their own hands... Fuck... He didn’t want to hurt Hunk. Lying really did hurt. His friends were so special to him that he hated having to distance himself... semi lies were as bad as the real thing
“Okay... okay... the truth is I’m not really over being sick. I’m still feeling sick most of the time and I’m not used to having company all the time. I didn’t want to tell you because you worry about me so damn much. I’ll recover, good as new, but I’m supposed to have spent this last week resting up as much as possible. I can’t help myself, I love hanging out with you and Pidge, so when you invite me I can’t say no. I pushed myself a little too hard to fast, but I promise I’m working on getting better”
Hunk’s eyes immediately welled with tears
“Why didn’t you tell me?”
“Because all I need is to catch on some sleep. You and Pidge are my best friends. I want to make as many memories with you as I can. I also had a call that wasn’t great, so that’s been on my mind too”
“A call?”
“A work call. The woman was strung out of her mind, I had to call in a welfare check on her. It’s been exhausting, but nothing a few good nights sleep won’t cure”
“Man... I wish you’d told me. We could have gone back home...”
“It’s okay”
“It’s not okay. If you’re sick, you need to be resting. I’ll tell Pidge while you get ready for bed”
“Dude, I’m okay”
“Please, stop being stubborn! Pidge and I both know you’ve never been really well. You’re always so pale. But you never tell us anything. We’re your friends, we want you to rely on us”
He’d been told that by Hunk before, playing it off as a low immune had bought him about a years worth of silence on the matter
“I do. I love you guys like family. That’s why... that’s why it’s so hard. We’ll watch what Pidge filmed, then head to bed”
“Absolutely not. I’ll have dad come pick us up. Keith can crash at mine for the night”
“You don’t need to do that”
“I don’t need to, but I want to. Let me help”
Passing Keith off was a terrible idea. Keith didn’t mix well with others. If he snapped anything was likely to come out... but what Lance wouldn’t give for a night without having to worry about waking Keith
“His brother Shiro should be swinging around tomorrow to pick him up. It’ll be fine, it’s only one more night. Plus, if we don’t watch the film now we won’t be able to watch it all together as a group”
Sure, most of Keith’s face was hidden behind the mask but Lance could tell all his expressions from the way his muscles moved. His brain told him that at any rate. His imagination must have been filling in the blanks automatically based on what he knew of Keith’s personality
“You need rest”
“I’ll be resting on my chair. Nothing strenuous happening, other than being in trouble with Pidge for talking. We’ll watch the video, pick out what to keep and what to edit, then I’ll go straight up to bed”
Hunk sighed, picking up the closest tea towel off the kitchen bench as he did
“You better. I’ll still have dad pick us up. And you need to answer your phone”
“I only have my work phone and the home phone”
“Exactly. Two other ways of calling”
“I can’t promise I’ll hear them, but if I see you’ve called, I’ll call back. Deal?”
Holding his hand out, Hunk took it, his handshake firm
“Deal. Don’t go around worrying me like that, man. I’m still recovering from tonight. Did you see that grey stuff?”
“It was the light off the camera. From having the viewfinder open and in night mode. That’s my bet. That combined with dust. Anyway, anything haunting that place would have made themselves scarce thanks to Pidge. I wouldn’t want to be a ghost and on the wrong side of her”
“I thought she was literally going to blow steam from her ears. She was so cranky”
“Especially when Keith tripped. I thought she was going to go turn him into a ghost on the spot”
Lance snorted as he smiled. Keith would be the dopiest ghost. He’d probably actually turn into one, but go around thinking he was human
“So did I. Our little gremlin is viscous. How long do the cookies need?”
“10 minutes. Go on ahead, I’ll be in soon”
“Alright, buddy. Don’t forget to use the dishwasher instead of doing the dishes by hand. Tonight was hard on you too. You deserve to kick back and relax”
“Yep, will do”
Pidge had Lance’s laptop on her lap when Lance headed into the living room
“Pidge! You’re not supposed to be on there!”
Pidge jumped at being sprung in the act
“I was ordering you a new phone. What kind of idiot doesn’t use a lifeproof case?”
“Me when they’re not very lifeproof. You know there’s sensitive files on there”
“Relax. All I did was open the browser. I don’t want to know about your cases”
“That’s beside the point. How you feel if you were one of them. And, it’s not like I can’t buy a new phone from the post office”
“You can, but I’m picking out a good one”
“Nope. No. I just need a cheap one where I can message you guys, take photos of Blue, and watch cat videos”
“Pffft. No. Trust me, you need to embrace the future, no more living in the past. Now, what colour do you want?”
“I don’t care about colour”
“You’re hopeless! Here’s one for $1500”
“Absolutely no way. I can’t justify spending that much on a phone. No. I’m fine with a $120 cheapie”
“You’re not fine and those things are an insult to technology. Help me out Keith”
Keith’s expression said he was in for trouble. Keith would do anything to mess with his life further, including taking revenge by making Lance pay out an unreasonable amount of money. Give it enough time and everything flashy would become standard for much cheaper
“I don’t know if he’s allowed something, or if he’d just wind up breaking it”
“Damn! Nice one. Okay, I’m ordering your phone now...”
“Pidge!”
“... and it’s done. You can thank me later with a shitload of photos of Blue. She’s such a diva. You should make her her own socials”
Lance didn’t love socials. He didn’t love the fakeness. He wished people could see and love the things in them that they might hate because society had made them feel like shit. He only had socials because of Pidge and his Mami. Most of what he posted was of Blue and her perfect little toe beans... with the occasional, less than lady like, tongue blep as she glared at him. He wasn’t putting pressure on Blue to be perfect for an audience
“Seriously?”
“Yep. A new case is coming too. This one should be Lance proof. Do we need to think about putting child safety devices in place?”
“I don’t know, Pidgeon. Do I need to think about digging a shallow grave when I see the price?”
“Maybe... is it for me, or for you?”
“I don’t know yet”
“Then I don’t know either. Hurry up and sit down already, you can have your precious laptop back. I don’t see why you need the desktop set up and a laptop. Both are practically antiques”
“You did both builds last year”
Pidge moaned
“Exactly, antiques. A painful reminder of my youth”
“Keith, do me a favour and punch Pidge in the arm for me. She’s being an idiot”
Keith ignored him, scratching the base of Blue’s back where it met her tail, Blue purring. Everybody in the room sucked. If it worked and did what it was meant to, Lance was fine with it not being the latest and greatest
“Ha! He knows better than to hit me”
“Yeah, because he’s as scared of you as the rest of us”
Pitch ditched a cushion in his direction, that missed him completely
“Rude”
“Merp”
Keith simply snorted at the both of them, Blue was taking up too much of the hunter’s attention. Still, he was going to be the bigger man, no wet food for Blue until she came back and loved him again.
*
The next week of Lance’s life passed slowly. Very fucking slowly in parts. His thirst wasn’t getting better, Keith wanted to fight every day, he didn’t have the energy to keep up with his work, feeling like he was letting all his clients down. Something in his gut was trying to tell him something, and Lance wasn’t sure what it was. He hadn’t heard from Shiro. Keith’s answer to that problem was that Shiro would come back when it was safe. But “safe for who?” was a totally different question. Lance had found that gradually he was getting used to Keith’s presence. He didn’t like it. He didn’t like this kind of uneasy peace. Keith grudgingly ate Lance’s cooking. The idiot had burned toast... in the toaster. It didn’t take a degree to be able to put two pieces in and pull down the lever, but somehow he’d done it. He’d set off the fire alarms, waking Lance, who immediately went into panic mode. Smacking his arm on the wall, he’d burst the blood blister building beneath his skin, smearing blood on the wall, as he swore. Rushing into the kitchen, the toaster was on fire, Lance ripping the cord out the all and dumping the lot in the sink.
Swapping the washing from the machine to the dryer, Lance closed his eyes and counted to 10 before opening them again. He could hear Keith shuffling around in the kitchen. He could hear his phone vibrating on the bench. The way his coffee machine slowly came to life told him he had all of 5 minutes before Keith would be all up in his face demanding that they fight. He could be in the middle of vacuuming and Keith would still pop up and demand to fight. He seemed to be working out a style for himself and organising his thoughts as he did. He still hadn’t decided on Keith, but he had to give him some credit. He kept trying and he kept getting back up... He was still to get an actual blow in that Lance hadn’t allowed. Maybe he was sick from Keith continually beating him up? And maybe he was kind of enjoying things more than he let himself believe. Or maybe his defences were lower than normal thanks to still being sick.
“Lance! Message!”
So Keith was his answering service now? Where was that in the terms and agreements of having his house hijacked?
“I know! I heard! Some dick didn’t bring all his washing out!”
“That’d be you!”
Like fuck it was. His lapses didn’t count when it was his house and he was going through stuff. Watching Keith try to wash and live in two sets of clothes was painful, so now he had three sets, plus underwear and socks of his own. He had a whole damn drawer in the spare bedroom, the Hunter basically moved in
“Fuck off!”
So much for his calming breath.
Heading into the kitchen, Keith had coffee made for the both of them. Yeah, Lance would have preferred tea but Keith seemed adamant on conquering the coffee machine
“Who was the call from?”
“I don’t know, I didn’t check it”
Lance raised an eyebrow
“I thought that was your thing, snooping on people’s calls?”
“Very funny old man. You look worse than you did yesterday”
“Isn’t that good for you?”
“No. I can’t learn anything if you’re half dead”
“If only I’d known that all along. I would have been off the hook long ago”
“Ha ha fucking ha”
“Shut up drink and your coffee”
Snatching his phone up, Lance’s chest went tight, his stomach dropped and his knees nearly went with it
“What’s wrong?”
Opening the message recorded, Lance held it to his ear as his hands shook
“Hi, Lance, it’s Sally here. Your grandmother’s taken a bit of a fall. She was awake when we found her, but we’ve transferred her to Platt General hospital. I’m sorry to drop this on you. If you want to give them a call, they might have more information for you...”
Lance’s phone slipped from his hand, Keith catching it before he could break another one
“Lance?”
“I’ve got to go”
“What’s wrong?”
“Nothing. It doesn’t concern you... fuck...”
He was getting teary. His Mami wasn’t as strong as she’d once been
“Hey...”
Brushing Keith off, Lance started scrambling to get ready, his head already dreaming up worst case scenarios. Had his Mami fallen or had it been something more? Had something happened? Was she not telling him something?
Racing out the front door, he made straight for his car. The key didn’t seem to want to go into the ignition, Lance screaming at it in frustration
“Move over, I’ll drive”
Lance nearly told Keith to fuck himself. He didn’t know why he’d followed him out. Sliding across the bench seat, Keith climbed into the drivers seat
“What’s happened?”
“It’s... I need to get to Platt general”
“You’ll have to give me directions. What’s going on? Who’s in hospital?”
“My Mami...”
Whatever smart reply Keith had for that died on the man’s tongue. Giving a nod, Keith got the key into the ignition, the old bronco starting with a rumble.
The drive to Platt was horrible. It passed in a blur as Lance prayed to whoever was out there that it wouldn’t be something major. Barking directions at Keith, Keith copped all his bad mood and worry, the hunter barely parked before Lance was rushing to get out the car. He hadn’t even bothered to clip in his damn seatbelt for the drive
“Lance, take a breath”
“Fuck you”
“Your teeth are fucking showing”
Oh... he was making a vampire face... fuck... he felt like he was about to throw up across his feet. He needed to see his Mami, and Keith’s presence was the only thing keeping him from completely losing himself. The hunter deserved a break
“Do you know what ward she’s on?”
“No. They didn’t say...”
“Okay, we’ll find out together”
Lance should have known Keith knew all about his family. Keeping his hand on Lance’s good arm, to keep him from running off, Keith talked to the woman at the front information desk, finding his Mami’s room with more patience than Lance had. He’d been here before with his Mami, so he should have remembered the way up to the floor, Keith nearly getting them lost because Lance couldn’t stop the flood of tears rolling down his face over the fact his Mami wasn’t dead. Finding the right ward, the nurse at the desk looked up at them like she was perplexed by their presence, telling them that only family was allowed to see his Mami. With choked words Lance explained that he was her grandson and emergency contact, which was apparently Luis on the hospital side of things. It wasn’t supposed to be him. Lance lived the closest, and he was the one who always made time for his Mami. When the woman looked to Keith, Lance explained that he was Mami’s other grandson, Keith not at all comfortable with the sudden promotion to family. Signing in, the nurse led them to his Mami’s room. She’d fractured her hip in the fall, and done a bang up job on her face, Lance nearly face planting as his emotions grew further out of control.
Propped up on pillows, Lance let out a fresh sob at his Mami’s face. Keith telling the nurse he’d call if they needed anything. His Mami looked so frail, far too frail, her complexion washed out, but when she saw him, she was raising her arms towards him
“Oh, Mijo...”
Walking over to his Mami, Lance wrapped his arms around her the best he could
“I’m okay. It’s just the silly head of mine. I got a little muffled”
“I was so scared”
“I know, you’ve always had a sweet heart. But you know it takes more than a fall to stop me”
Lance snorted a laugh, well aware he was snotting on his Mami’s shoulder
“I was still scared. Sally called to let me know”
“She’s got a big mouth, that one. They say I’m off to surgery soon, time for the good drugs”
“Mami!”
His mother chuckled, her strength wasn’t what it was, so Lance reluctantly drew out of her embrace to sit beside her
“Now, enough of that face. It’s a fractured hip, I’ve still got plenty of life in this old bird”
“You’re not old”
“Says you”
“Touché... fuck... I felt like...”
He felt as scared as when his Papi passed
“You didn’t lose me just yet. My face is sorer than the leg. I’m a tough old duck”
“That doesn’t make me feel better”
“That’s because you worry too much. Now, who is your handsome friend here?”
Right. Fuck... He didn’t know if his teeth were still showing... but this was his Mami and he’d never been that great at keeping secrets from her
“This is Keith... he knows...”
“Nice to meet you “Keith He Knows”... I’m hoping you did the driving and not Lance”
“Uh, yes, Ma’am”
His Mami laughed, her slight wince in the corner of her eyes didn’t go unnoticed by Lance. She had to be in a lot of pain, despite what she was saying and how she was acting
“Gracious. Where did he find you. Miriam is fine, dear. Now, I know my son is a worrywart, so could be a dear and find him a cup of tea for his nerves?”
“I think I can...”
“Thank you. It’s nice to see Lance is making friends. He’s so insistent that he’s fine alone. I hope you’re a good friend to him”
Keith took the the opening to flee, Lance didn’t blame him. They weren’t friends... he didn’t know what they were
“Mijo, I’m okay. Where did you meet Keith “who knows”?”
“Does it matter?”
“It does when my baby boy is making friends... or is there something you’re not telling you Mami”
Lance groaned
“You sound like Pidge”
“Ah, she’s a smart girl. Sooo... you and Keith?”
“Aren’t like that... He’s a human for one thing”
“And?”
“And a single drop of my blood could change all that, plus, I’m pretty sure he actually hates me”
“Ooooh, my little Mijo is growing up!”
His Mami must have been high
“Mami, he’s a hunter”
“I can see how that could make things difficult... Is he here to kill you?”
How could his Mami sound so blasé about his death?
“He wanted to. But things happened. Now he’s annoying houseguest”
“I hope you’ve been treating him right”
“Mami!”
“Good chinaware and fresh sheets...”
Lance groaned
“Mami, it’s not like that. How can you be so calm?”
“Because I can tell he’s not going to kill you”
“How?”
“Just call it a Mami feeling”
“I think Mami’s feeling high”
“A bit. A bit annoyed this happened before bingo. That Andy Jefferies always wins the good stuff. His walker might have to go for a walk”
“Mami!”
“I’m just saying... oh, never mind. Luis should be here soon”
Fucking Luis...
“Don’t make a face like that, Mijo. He is your brother”
“I know and someone changed me from their emergency contact here”
“Well Luis and Lisa are thinking of making the move here...”
“I’m already here”
“I know you are, dear. But you can’t chase after your Mami forever”
“I’m pretty sure I can. I mean, vampire and that”
Lance injected scoff into his tone. He didn’t want to seem as jealous as he was. He’d always thought he’d had a special bond with his Mami, and the rest of his family all had families of their own... except for Rachel. She’d had a troubled life, thanks to him
“You know what I mean”
“I do, but you don’t get to think that you’re rid of me anytime soon”
“I wouldn’t dream of such freedom”
His Mami was viscous
“Now, give me hug. This old body doesn’t always like cooperating”
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could you do some nsfw and sfw headcanons where abbe becomes obsessed with the innocent reader? if the reader could be male that would be amazing but if you're not so comfortable with that that's fine! your writing is so good btw!
Hello! I’m not familiar with writing m!readers I’m sorry :( I primarily write f!readers I hope you understand! Here are some headcanons 💕 thank you for your patience
Abbe de Coulmier Obsessive Headcanons
SFW Headcanons
• Charenton is a cold, dull place and, as a Man of God, the Abbe de Coulmier even finds the Spirit waning in him the more horrid things he sees. As his endeavors in converting the Marques stretches on, you are by his side and, while well intentioned, you manage to complicate it even further.
• You wear clothes that inevitably fit you a bit tighter due to your curvaceous form and his wandering eye becomes beyond ignoring. Of course, you remain oblivious, giggling as you help the patients play catch in the courtyard, taunting him as your breasts bounce as you frolick innocently. You are the forbidden fruit and the serpent lulls him toward you a bit more everyday.
• The default kindness in you kills him. Conversation is so natural from your pink lips, a white grin flashing at everyone who speaks to you and as time goes on, you notice every single time the Abbe sees you in discussion, he interrupts, with measly tasks and basic small talk, ushering the other person off. Too kind, you accept the conversation of the dashingly handsome Abbe, smiling sweetly up at him and he comes to terms he wants your smile to be his alone. The serpent lulls him closer as you look up at him.
• He becomes almost your shadow. Actually, he makes you become his, after some strange time of him following you to activities to lead patients to their quarters or make runs to the infirmary, he’s there, expecting. Suddenly, he requests you as his assistant. His personal assistant, staying in his offices, alone and sifting through papers. You see less of others, the kind laundresses and sweet nurses are no longer there to converse, so you get chattier with the Abbe; why would you mind if a nice handsome man was the only one who talked to you? He was a Man of God, he couldn’t possibly have any gross motive. (But he does)
NSFW! Headcanons
• The Abbe de Coulmier politely demands requests that you move your quarters beside his. Albeit an odd request, you oblige, it’s be a less lengthy walk to his offices and if he required your services, you’d be a door away! During moving your belongings, he absolutely insists on helping you, by moving most things in, and, after everything is moved in, he tells you to go off and do some paperwork as he unpacks for you. You’re a bit taken aback as it’s your personal belongings he’s unpacking, but the weird eagerness in his face tells you he really, really wants to unpack your belongings. After all, you’ll only be two doors away in his offices, what’s the worry? “Okay,” you smile at the Abbe and hug him briefly before setting off out the door to file the patients’ records, “I can’t thank you enough Abbe, for everything.”
He makes a beeline for your boxes, opening them all until he finds it: your panties. He collects a select few, all an innocent white, some with silly patterns you crudely sewn for fun, and he sneaks to his room next door, shoving some pairs into his pillow case for later. Only a few, you won’t notice, he thinks. You notice, but guess your laundress friends might have missorted the laundry you asked them to do and go about your night routine before nestling into your bed while, next door, the Abbe lays on his back, face pressed deep into your white, flowery cotton panties. He’s practically holding the fruit and the serpent tongues his hand.
He gives himself 50 lashes the next night in silence over The New Testament, bound by aged leather, just like the leather breaking his back.
• The Marques taunts him the next day, somewhat reading his tightness in response to the Marques’ suggestive texts. As he grows frustrated with the Marques’ continued rebellion, the wigged man grins a gross grin at him as you hurry into the Marques’ quarters, softly grabbing the Abbe’s wrist, making him noticeably stiffen, but not you, no, you never notice. “Abbe, I was wondering if you want me to put the patient records in alphabetical order or date order?” you questioned, fingers twiddling with the strings of your apron, glancing and flashing a smile at the Marques, who blew you a kiss. “Alphabetical, now go back to the offices. You need not to be in the room with a man as crude as this. Run along,” he ushered you out the room quickly, much to your dismay, feeling like he treated you like a child. You didn’t know what the Marques did. You didn’t know exactly what sex included exactly, a bit sheltered from stuff like that all your life, and being by the Abbe didn’t help.
“Oh, is that why you seem so skittish these days, Abbe?” Marques snickered, laying back on the chaise lounge, taunting. “You hate my books, my great Justine, my 120 Days of Sodom, but only because you envy that, don’t you? Your Vow of Chastity weakens when you smell that sweet piece of flesh’s hair and the thought of the people loving my books disgusts you, when you really want it. You want to feel her —“
The Abbe’s hands were on his neck in a hot fury. For a few moments, they struggled until the Abbe threw him off the chaise lounge, the Marques landing on the floor in a strained huff. “Mock me until your throat goes sore, but not her.” The next day, he took everything, the quills, parchment, books, stripped him bare of humanity. The Abbe de Coulmier smelled your panties, this time they had green vines on the cotton.
• One day, he suggests a confession, but not in the confessional, no. In his office, at dark, the doors locked, and he moves your chair close beside his behind the mahogany desk. The window and curtains are drawn closed and you sit close, trusting, with eyes closed as your hands are pressed together in prayer, your shoulders’ touching. He wants to strip your heart and soul bare before he moves onto your body, his little assistant of three long months of temptation. “Are you a virgin?” He says boldly, staring at you, knowing you dared not open your eyes. You stiffen in your seat a bit, red in the face, red in your beautiful face. “Yes, Abbe,” you blush, “I never, ever let a boy hug me, not kiss me, not even on the cheek. I have to do those things with the man I wanna marry, Abbe.”
“When was the last time you touched yourself, child?”
Silence washes the room.
“An hour ago.”
The serpent is close and his teeth scrape the skin on the forbidden fruit, cock hard on his slacks as he pictures you, legs spread wide, everything but your white cotton panties off, and you stroking yourself through them, a little wet, then a lot wetter, then he crawls over you, moves the cotton and he - then he - then he —
“Confession is ended. Return to your quarters and say 10 Hail Marys.”
• The night the Vow of Chastity was torn in two was the night he found the Marques, the Marques that taunted him about you, about your soft hair, your plush lips, how pink your pussy could be under your skirts, nude surrounded by his filth. “Leave us be,” he warned the other man, granting his last rights before he lowered the cross to the (unworthy) man’s face, whose unruly face came forward and bit the cross off the rosary, swallowing hard in his last suffering moments. The picture of a good God was tainted by the actions of the cruel men around the Abbe, the Abbe tainted by trauma handed to him by a God testing his faith and, already failing that test, he screamed his lungs dry.
The Abbe slunk away that night, away from the gross feces on the wall scribbling heinous texts, from the body of a sadist, from his own ungodly sin against the Marques, to let him be treated as he didn’t want to be treated. The Abbe de Coulmier slunk away to his quarters, tearful, eyes bright red and still snivelling, the cicadas in the night dulling his pathetic sobs. He stood hunched before his own quarters before looking left, where your door stood, where you probably lay sleeping beautifully, looking like a cherub in your cotton white panties.
He knocks on your door that night, you scurry sleepily to the door, your hair falling from a braid down your shoulder and look up at him in your loose nightgown, eyes glazed with fatigue and concern. You were so beautiful. “What’s wrong, Abbe?” you say quietly, grabbing his hand gently and drawing him into your room and closing the door behind you, locking it and leading him to your bed. You sit beside him, breasts begging to be sucked behind the thin fabric as you rub circles on his hunched back, not close enough. The Abbe looks at you with dark eyes and places a large hand on your thigh. Freeze. You freeze until his hot touch as his eyes, hollow, burn the image of you in this moment into them. “Let me make you a woman tonight. Take off your dress, y/n.”
You swallow thickly and stand up, pulling the fabric over your head. Nude, supple flesh standing bare before him and he takes your hand and lays you down, eyes still missing that hope that drew you in two years ago when you met him, and spreads your legs. His left hand rubs at your folds as his right unbuttons his trousers, which drop to the floor shortly thereafter. His fingers pump in and out, then both his hands palm your breasts, then suddenly he’s naked and on top of you, panting animalistically with eyes swimming with affection and tears. You look up at him with sweet, loving eyes, your brows furrowed in worry, but still moaning and the feeling that you longed for breaking you slowly. He burns this image in his brain. I have to do those things with the man I wanna marry, Abbe. So be it. The Vow of Chastity and hope may have been lost, but he will gain a wife out of you, a baby, a cottage far from this truly godforsaken place. You wished to be his long ago, prayed for it even. Your prayer came true, at the expense of everything he used to be. You would be his alone until time caved in on itself.
He bit the fruit and the serpent laughed as he buried his serpent in you, over and over and over.
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Danganronpa Kirigiri (3) - Chapter 4, Part 1
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Chapter 4 - The Phantom Beyond the Door
9:00 PM.
It was getting to be the time when a normal kid would have to return home or else face the wrath of their parents, but for Kyoko and me, the night was just getting started.
We made our way to the station and hopped onto a train. This time, we weren’t heading for the ocean—our route would take us towards the mountains.
Of the six cases we were responsible for, the closest location was the Takeda Haunted Mansion. The cost was 161 million yen, higher than that of the very first Duel Noir I had been summoned for, which had a cost of 120 million yen.
I coerced a hallmate into lending me her laptop and looked up the location. Similar to previous Duel Noir sites, the Takeda Haunted Mansion was rumored among occult fanatics to be haunted by spirits.
The Takeda clan, consisting of descendants of warlord Shingen Takeda, had been a family of influential landholders who held tremendous power in the region from two hundred years ago up until World War II. With their might, they mercilessly suppressed uprisings and squashed revolts, leading to them being feared as the Takeda Headhunters for a time.
However, their domain was ravaged during the war, and with their honor fading, the surviving descendants settled into a quiet agrarian lifestyle. Time continued to pass, and the rapid depopulation of the village and the passing of the family patriarch resulted in the decrepit Japanese-style household being left abandoned in the darkness. And thus, the once-glorious mansion lost its prestige, becoming nothing more than one of the many haunted locations across the country. According to the online rumors, souls of fallen warriors wander the grounds, and any sentient beings who dare to venture inside are chased around by cackling, floating severed heads.
Everything about the Takeda Haunted Mansion made it seem like an apt location for a Duel Noir.
After spending an hour on the express train, Kyoko and I disembarked at a gloomy unmanned station.
“Geez, it’s cold...”
A piercing chill assaulted me the moment I stepped out onto the platform. My breath painted the air white around my face. The frigid air of the mountain basin was rapidly sucking the warmth from my body.
With our heads buried in our scarves, Kyoko and I huddled close together and passed through the ticket gate.
We took one step out from the station building and immediately found ourselves enveloped by an endless blackness. Stretching out straight before us was a narrow path, dimly lit by isolated streetlamps that invited us forward into the world of darkness. Only in the faint light could we make out the sight of falling snow.
“Maybe we should’ve come at a different time. I don’t think there’s much we can do here...” I sighed, beginning to regret our decision.
The night scenery was suffocating. Why must our destination be a haunted mansion of all places?
Kyoko remained glued to my side.
“Don’t worry, we won’t run into any ghosts,” I reassured her.
“I’m only staying close because I’m cold,” she replied curtly. However, her restless eyes told a different story.
The taxi we reserved in advance appeared out of thin air and drove up to us. A somber expression lingered on the driver’s face. He didn’t even bother to glance at us. The two of us hesitated to get in for a moment, but as we had no other way to reach our destination, we entered the vehicle.
“Where to?” the driver asked with a low, rough voice.
“Do you know where the Takeda Mansion is?” I asked in response.
The driver let out a slightly surprised grunt of affirmation and stepped on the gas pedal. His reaction intrigued me, but I intentionally didn’t pursue the matter.
Kyoko silently gazed out the window, appearing to be lost in thought. Not a ray of light shone outside. Like a submarine, the taxi dove deeper and deeper into the night.
After about half an hour, the sloping road we were on led us to a dead end surrounded by a bamboo thicket. Towering just beyond it was the jet black silhouette of a mansion, which stood out even in the endless void of darkness.
Two cars were parked between the menacingly swaying bamboo shoots—a Mercedes-Benz and a small red car.
“Kyoko, do you think—”
As its name suggested, the Takeda Haunted Mansion was supposed to be an abandoned haunted house. Its residents had long gone. With that in mind, the relatively new cars parked before the building meant that someone was visiting the mansion.
An unnerving feeling washed over me.
An inch or two of snow had accumulated on both cars. Judging by the day’s snowfall, they had been parked there for no less than a few hours. The tire marks had already been covered and rendered untraceable by the snow.
“Ladies... we’ve arrived,” the taxi driver said with a low voice.
I paid the fare and opened the door, when the driver continued.
“Excuse me for asking... but is something happening here tonight?”
“I’m not sure... Do you have some sort of idea?”
“I drove a young man here around noon... Even in this chilly weather, he had on a Hawaiian shirt, so I found him rather... peculiar...”
The driver’s voice transformed into a mumble towards the end, so I couldn’t quite catch what he said.
At any rate, multiple people seemed to be gathered at the mansion today. Since we knew there would be a Duel Noir here, whoever they were had to be involved. I grew more and more worried.
“Kyoko, let’s hurry.”
The two of us got out of the vehicle and rushed towards the mansion.
In the bamboo thicket stood an old gate that had been left wide open. We slipped through and ran down the stepping stone path towards the mansion entrance.
Finally, the mansion with its tiled roof came into view. A dim light shined through the frosted glass at the door. This wasn’t any haunted mansion—someone was inside.
I looked around for a doorbell, but couldn’t find anything of the sort. I then placed my hand against the door, and it opened with ease. It was unlocked.
“What should we do?” I asked Kyoko.
“We’ve come too far to worry about trespassing.”
I nodded. “Excuse me! Is anyone inside?” I yelled down the hallway.
No response.
Multiple pairs of shoes were lined up in the spacious entryway. Leather loafers, stilettos, straw zori, sandals, and sneakers. At least five people were inside. I was a little surprised by the wide variety of shoes.
“Let’s head in.”
We took off our shoes and started down the hallway. An eclectic collection of ink wash and oil paintings lined the walls. Despite being rumored as a haunted place, the mansion’s interior was stunning and in pristine condition. That was something that all buildings used for Duel Noirs seemed to share—the Committee most likely carried out renovations to ensure all the locations were perfect for their games.
As we wandered down the hall in search of any signs of life, we suddenly heard a voice echo out from further in the mansion.
“Hey, please open the door!”
It was a man’s voice.
Was someone trapped?
Racing towards the source of the voice, we turned down corridor after corridor before stumbling across a spacious living room. Since the sliding doors facing the hallway were all open, we were able to peek inside. A number of books and plastic bottles were stacked on the glass table, implying that someone had been there until recently. The sight reminded me of a scene upon a ghost ship from a horror movie I once saw. A shiver ran down my spine.
We continued until we reached the end of the hallway, where I felt a cold breeze blowing through a slightly ajar door.
This was it.
“Please open up!”
The voice was coming from the other side.
I grabbed the doorknob and opened the door.
“What’s wrong?”
A short hallway extended out, with windows along the right wall. Drain pipes crossed the unfinished concrete floor beneath my feet, and cold air rose up from below.
At the end of the hallway stood a group of men and women, who were gathered around another door.
“Huh? Who’re you guys?!”
A burly man in a Hawaiian shirt pointed a finger at us. He matched the description of the person mentioned by the taxi driver. His messy hair was styled into a pompadour, and he had on a flashy gold necklace and bracelet. He looked like your run-of-the-mill thug, but so much so that it seemed like he was making an intentional fashion statement.
“The hell is goin’ on... This ain’t good...”
He seemed to be at a loss.
“Were you all invited as guests here too?”
The question was posed to us by a woman in a kimono. She had on glasses and sported a bob-cut. Her body was small like a child, but the wise beauty radiating from her face seemed to suggest she was in her late-20s. She looked like a grown-up doll.
“Y-Yeah, that’s right. Sorry for arriving late.” I replied. “Why are all of you gathered around here? Is someone trapped inside?”
“Trapped inside? More like locked himself inside. Look, there’s an old geezer on the other side, but like, he won’t respond no matter how much we call out. Kyahaha.”
A woman with light brown hair in a garish, sparkling sweater answered my question. Her face was caked in makeup. That, along with her miniskirt and intentionally revealed cleavage, made her seem like someone you’d run into at a nightclub.
“The two of you are number six and seven to wander into this mansion today.”
The last to speak was a man over six feet tall with a model-like figure, wearing an expensive suit and sunglasses. He had a bit of an accent, and he looked to be of mixed race. The voice I heard earlier from the hallway belonged to him. He must have been calling out to the person behind the locked door.
“Enough, we gotta grill that guy on the other side. He knows somethin’ ‘bout all this. But the door ain’t even locked, so why can’t we get in? This is bullshit.”
The man was shaking the door. There didn’t seem to be any keyhole, but the door wouldn’t open. Strangely enough, the door seemed to give way slightly when being pulled, but there was some resistance from the inside.
To summarize the situation—
These people had been called to this mansion, and a man had holed up on the other side of the door.
“Did the man inside do something bad?” I asked.
The spectacled woman responded. “No, that isn’t it. We think he might have all of the answers we’re looking for, about why we were called here.”
That answer cleared up some of my confusion.
Most likely, they had come to this mansion after receiving an invitation from the criminal behind this Duel Noir. However, with the sender failing to appear, they were in the dark about why they were called here and what to do next. That was when one man locked himself behind the door, and wouldn’t come out. And so, the others began wondering if that man knew more than he had let on...
At least, that was my theory of things.
“Why won’t this door open? Feels like someone’s pullin’ back on the other side. Hey, open up already!”
“Yui,” Kyoko whispered into my ear. “The challenge card listed rubber bands as an item. Maybe, just maybe...”
“Huh? What do you mean?”
At that moment, a strange noise came from inside the room.
All of us in the hallway quickly fell silent, so as to not drown out the sound.
An object crashing into something else.
A man’s muffled voice.
Something heavy collapsing onto the ground, followed by a faint vibration.
And then silence.
“H-Hey, somethin’ happen in there?” the man in the Hawaiian shirt asked, while vigorously and repeatedly jiggling the door.
“Don’t shake the door like that. Try giving it one strong pull,” Kyoko suggested.
“S-Sure, worth a try.”
The man slicked back his pompadour, grabbed ahold of the doorknob, and channeled all of his strength into the pull.
For a brief moment, a gap formed in the door, large enough to see through to the other side.
“Did you see inside just now?”
“Nah, it’s all dark. Couldn’t see a thing.”
“No, I noticed something just on the other side of the door. Please try pulling the door once again,” the man in the sunglasses requested.
The man in the Hawaiian shirt complied, and tugged the door once again—
“Hmm... I see, it appears that the other side of the door has been sealed with string or some sort of band. Does anyone have scissors or a box cutter with them? If we cut through, we may be able to open the door.”
“Oh, if any old cutter will do...” I took off my backpack and took out a stationery knife from my pencil case.
“This will do. Mr. Yaki, the door, please.”
“Fine, lemme show you a real man's strength!” After rolling up his sleeves and flexing his muscles, he once again grabbed the doorknob. “Get ready! Time to rock ‘n’ roll!”
He pulled the door with all his strength.
“Perfect, keep it like that.”
Following the other man’s instructions, the man in the Hawaiian shirt held the door firmly open.
The man in the sunglasses slipped the knife into the gap and began cutting.
“Got it!”
The next moment, the man in the Hawaiian shirt tumbled backwards onto the floor, flung back by the sudden lack of resistance.
But nobody paid him any mind.
The man in the sunglasses flicked the light switch on, and everyone’s eyes gravitated towards the abnormal sight on the other side of the door.
I let out a gulp.
The pitiful thing my eyes fixated upon, collapsed on the floor in the center of the room—
Was a corpse.
An elderly man in monk's clothing was lying face down.
One glance was enough to figure out he was dead.
After all, a katana had been lodged deep in his back.
Next: Chapter 4, Part 2
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Glee Soundtrack Rating Project Results: slipping-through-my-fingertips
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Favourite character: Kurt Hummel
Least favourite character: Ryder Lynn
Favourite season: Undecided - one of the first three
Least favourite season: Undecided
Mean song rating: 6.56
Mean song rating for favourite character's songs: 7.5
Mean song rating for favourite character's solos: 7.43
Mean song rating season 1: 6.19
Mean song rating season 2: 6.54
Mean song rating season 3: 6.92
Mean song rating season 4: 6.54
Mean song rating season 5: 6.56
Mean song rating season 6: 6.52
Songs rated: 700
[ID: A bar chart titled Number of songs assigned each rating by slipping-through-my-fingertips, illustrating the number of times each score was assigned to a song by slipping-through-my-fingertips. 10 was assigned 64 times, 9 was assigned 69 times, 8 was assigned 114 times, 7 was assigned 111 times, 6 was assigned 129 times, 5 was assigned 90 times, 4 was assigned 79 times, 3 was assigned 21 times, 2 was assigned 17 times, 1 was assigned 6 times, and 2 songs were not rated.]
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Ranking:
1. (10) - S1x13 - And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going
2. (10) - S1x13 - My Life Would Suck Without You
3. (10) - S1x18 - Rose's Turn
4. (10) - S1x21 - Give Up the Funk
5. (10) - S2x04 - River Deep, Mountain High
6. (10) - S2x05 - Science Fiction Double Feature
7. (10) - S2x06 - Teenage Dream
8. (10) - S2x06 - Start Me Up/Livin' on a Prayer
9. (10) - S2x09 - Valerie
10. (10) - S2x10 - Baby, It's Cold Outside
11. (10) - S2x11 - Thriller/Heads Will Roll
12. (10) - S2x11 - Bills, Bills, Bills
13. (10) - S2x13 - Take Me or Leave Me
14. (10) - S2x16 - Misery
15. (10) - S2x16 - Blackbird
16. (10) - S2x16 - Hell to the No
17. (10) - S2x16 - Loser Like Me
18. (10) - S2x18 - Somewhere Only We Know
19. (10) - S2x18 - As If We Never Said Goodbye
20. (10) - S2x18 - Born This Way
21. (10) - S2x20 - Dancing Queen
22. (10) - S2x20 - Rolling in the Deep
23. (10) - S2x21 - Back to Black
24. (10) - S3x01 - It's Not Unusual
25. (10) - S3x05 - Uptown Girl
26. (10) - S3x06 - Hot for Teacher
27. (10) - S3x07 - I Kissed a Girl
28. (10) - S3x09 - All I Want for Christmas Is You
29. (10) - S3x09 - Do They Know It's Christmas?
30. (10) - S3x11 - Smooth Criminal
31. (10) - S3x14 - Cough Syrup
32. (10) - S3x14 - Here's to Us
33. (10) - S3x17 - I Have Nothing
34. (10) - S3x17 - How Will I Know
35. (10) - S3x17 - So Emotional
36. (10) - S3x18 - Not the Boy Next Door
37. (10) - S3x18 - Shake It Out
38. (10) - S3x21 - Paradise By the Dashboard Light
39. (10) - S3x21 - It's All Coming Back to Me Now
40. (10) - S3x21 - Edge of Glory
41. (10) - S4x05 - Hopelessly Devoted to You
42. (10) - S4x05 - Blow Me (One Last Kiss)
43. (10) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise)
44. (10) - S4x06 - You're the One That I Want
45. (10) - S4x08 - Come See About Me
46. (10) - S4x09 - Being Alive
47. (10) - S4x13 - Bring Him Home
48. (10) - S4x13 - Nutbush City Limits
49. (10) - S4x15 - Come What May
50. (10) - S4x15 - Old Time Rock & Roll/Danger Zone
51. (10) - S4x15 - Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend/Material Girl
52. (10) - S4x22 - Wings
53. (10) - S5x03 - Seasons of Love
54. (10) - S5x03 - Make You Feel My Love
55. (10) - S5x04 - Marry the Night
56. (10) - S5x11 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
57. (10) - S5x12 - Defying Gravity
58. (10) - S5x12 - Valerie
59. (10) - S5x15 - Not While I'm Around
60. (10) - S5x15 - I'm Still Here
61. (10) - S5x17 - Pumpin Blood
62. (10) - S6x03 - It's Too Late
63. (10) - S6x13 - I Lived
64. (10) - S6x13 - This Time
65. (9) - S1x01 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot)
66. (9) - S1x05 - Somebody to Love
67. (9) - S1x07 - You Keep Me Hanging On
68. (9) - S1x13 - Don't Rain on My Parade
69. (9) - S1x13 - You Can't Always Get What You Want
70. (9) - S1x15 - 4 Minutes
71. (9) - S1x20 - Bad Romance
72. (9) - S1x22 - To Sir, With Love
73. (9) - S2x02 - Toxic
74. (9) - S2x03 - I Want to Hold Your Hand
75. (9) - S2x05 - Sweet Transvestite
76. (9) - S2x08 - Marry You
77. (9) - S2x11 - She's Not There
78. (9) - S2x12 - Silly Love Songs
79. (9) - S2x15 - Landslide
80. (9) - S2x18 - I Feel Pretty/Unpretty
81. (9) - S2x19 - Go Your Own Way
82. (9) - S2x20 - Jar of Hearts
83. (9) - S2x22 - For Good
84. (9) - S3x01 - Anything Goes/Anything You Can Do
85. (9) - S3x01 - You Can't Stop the Beat
86. (9) - S3x01 - We Got the Beat
87. (9) - S3x04 - Candyman
88. (9) - S3x05 - America
89. (9) - S3x06 - I Can't Go for That/You Make My Dreams Come True
90. (9) - S3x06 - Rumour Has It/Someone Like You
91. (9) - S3x08 - Control
92. (9) - S3x08 - Survivor/I Will Survive
93. (9) - S3x08 - We Are Young
94. (9) - S3x11 - Never Can Say Goodbye
95. (9) - S3x14 - Fly/I Believe I Can Fly
96. (9) - S3x14 - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)
97. (9) - S3x16 - You Should Be Dancing
98. (9) - S3x17 - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)
99. (9) - S3x21 - Tongue Tied
100. (9) - S3x21 - Pinball Wizard
101. (9) - S3x22 - You Get What You Give
102. (9) - S3x22 - In My Life
103. (9) - S4x03 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World
104. (9) - S4x04 - Barely Breathing
105. (9) - S4x07 - Heroes
106. (9) - S4x07 - Holding Out for a Hero
107. (9) - S4x09 - Being Good Isn't Good Enough
108. (9) - S4x10 - White Christmas
109. (9) - S4x10 - The First Noel
110. (9) - S4x13 - Don't Stop Me Now
111. (9) - S4x13 - Girl On Fire
112. (9) - S4x14 - Just Can't Get Enough
113. (9) - S4x22 - Hall of Fame
114. (9) - S4x22 - Clarity
115. (9) - S5x02 - Get Back
116. (9) - S5x03 - No Surrender
117. (9) - S5x03 - If I Die Young
118. (9) - S5x11 - More Than a Feeling
119. (9) - S5x12 - Toxic
120. (9) - S5x13 - Don't Stop Believin' (Season Five)
121. (9) - S5x15 - Colorblind
122. (9) - S5x17 - Lovefool
123. (9) - S5x19 - Memory
124. (9) - S5x20 - American Boy
125. (9) - S6x02 - Tightrope
126. (9) - S6x02 - Home
127. (9) - S6x03 - Hand in My Pocket/I Feel the Earth Move
128. (9) - S6x07 - Somebody Loves You
129. (9) - S6x08 - At Last
130. (9) - S6x09 - Uptown Funk
131. (9) - S6x11 - Listen to Your Heart
132. (9) - S6x11 - Take Me to Church
133. (9) - S6x12 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot/2009)
134. (8) - S1x01 - Rehab
135. (8) - S1x02 - I Say a Little Prayer
136. (8) - S1x06 - It's My Life/Confessions Part II
137. (8) - S1x06 - Halo/Walking On Sunshine
138. (8) - S1x07 - Hate On Me
139. (8) - S1x07 - No Air
140. (8) - S1x07 - Keep Holding On
141. (8) - S1x11 - True Colors
142. (8) - S1x12 - Jump
143. (8) - S1x14 - Highway to Hell
144. (8) - S1x14 - Hello, Goodbye
145. (8) - S1x16 - Beautiful
146. (8) - S1x18 - Jessie's Girl
147. (8) - S1x18 - The Boy Is Mine
148. (8) - S1x20 - Beth
149. (8) - S1x22 - Bohemian Rhapsody
150. (8) - S1x22 - Don't Stop Believing (Regionals)
151. (8) - S1x22 - Faithfully
152. (8) - S1x22 - Any Way You Want It/Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'
153. (8) - S2x03 - Losing My Religion
154. (8) - S2x04 - Don't Go Breaking My Heart
155. (8) - S2x04 - Sing!
156. (8) - S2x05 - Whatever Happened to Saturday Night?
157. (8) - S2x05 - Time Warp
158. (8) - S2x05 - There's a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place)
159. (8) - S2x05 - Damn It, Janet
160. (8) - S2x06 - Stop! In the Name of Love/Free Your Mind
161. (8) - S2x07 - Singing In the Rain/Umbrella
162. (8) - S2x10 - The Most Wonderful Day of the Year
163. (8) - S2x11 - Need You Now
164. (8) - S2x16 - Get It Right
165. (8) - S2x17 - All By Myself
166. (8) - S2x18 - I've Gotta Be Me
167. (8) - S2x22 - I Love New York/New York, New York
168. (8) - S3x01 - Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead
169. (8) - S3x05 - One Hand, One Heart
170. (8) - S3x06 - Hit Me with Your Best Shot/One Way or Another
171. (8) - S3x07 - Perfect
172. (8) - S3x07 - Constant Craving
173. (8) - S3x08 - Man in the Mirror
174. (8) - S3x08 - ABC
175. (8) - S3x09 - Christmas Wrapping
176. (8) - S3x09 - Blue Christmas
177. (8) - S3x10 - Wedding Bell Blues (Bill)
178. (8) - S3x10 - Summer Nights
179. (8) - S3x11 - Human Nature
180. (8) - S3x13 - Love Shack
181. (8) - S3x13 - L-O-V-E
182. (8) - S3x14 - Stand
183. (8) - S3x14 - Glad You Came
184. (8) - S3x15 - I'm Still Standing
185. (8) - S3x15 - Fighter
186. (8) - S3x15 - Rio/Hungry Like the Wolf
187. (8) - S3x15 - Somebody That I Used to Know
188. (8) - S3x16 - More Than a Woman
189. (8) - S3x16 - Boogie Shoes
190. (8) - S3x18 - Cell Block Tango
191. (8) - S3x19 - Take My Breath Away
192. (8) - S3x21 - We Are the Champions
193. (8) - S3x21 - Starships
194. (8) - S4x01 - Call Me Maybe
195. (8) - S4x01 - Chasing Pavements
196. (8) - S4x01 - New York State of Mind
197. (8) - S4x04 - Give Your Heart a Break
198. (8) - S4x04 - The Scientist
199. (8) - S4x06 - Beauty School Dropout
200. (8) - S4x06 - Greased Lightning
201. (8) - S4x06 - There Are Worse Things I Could Do
202. (8) - S4x07 - My Dark Side
203. (8) - S4x07 - Some Nights
204. (8) - S4x09 - Don't Dream It's Over
205. (8) - S4x11 - No Scrubs
206. (8) - S4x11 - Tell Him
207. (8) - S4x12 - Let Me Love You (Until You Learn to Love Yourself)
208. (8) - S4x12 - A Thousand Years
209. (8) - S4x12 - This Is the New Year
210. (8) - S4x12 - Torn
211. (8) - S4x13 - Diva
212. (8) - S4x13 - Make No Mistake (She's Mine)
213. (8) - S4x14 - You're All I Need to Get By
214. (8) - S4x14 - We've Got Tonite
215. (8) - S4x16 - How to Be a Heartbreaker
216. (8) - S4x16 - Bye Bye Bye/I Want It That Way
217. (8) - S4x17 - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
218. (8) - S5x01 - All You Need Is Love
219. (8) - S5x01 - Got to Get You Into My Life
220. (8) - S5x03 - I'll Stand By You
221. (8) - S5x06 - Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)
222. (8) - S5x08 - Away in a Manger
223. (8) - S5x08 - Love Child
224. (8) - S5x09 - I Believe in a Thing Called Love
225. (8) - S5x09 - Every Breath You Take
226. (8) - S5x11 - America
227. (8) - S5x13 - I Am Changing
228. (8) - S5x13 - Be Okay
229. (8) - S5x14 - You Make Me Feel So Young
230. (8) - S5x14 - Downtown
231. (8) - S5x15 - No One Is Alone
232. (8) - S5x16 - Addicted to Love
233. (8) - S5x20 - Pompeii
234. (8) - S6x02 - Take On Me
235. (8) - S6x03 - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow/Head Over Feet
236. (8) - S6x05 - All Out of Love
237. (8) - S6x06 - Arthur's Theme
238. (8) - S6x06 - Alfie
239. (8) - S6x07 - Time After Time
240. (8) - S6x08 - Our Day Will Come
241. (8) - S6x09 - I Want to Break Free
242. (8) - S6x09 - Cool Kids
243. (8) - S6x09 - Friday I'm in Love
244. (8) - S6x10 - Rise
245. (8) - S6x11 - We Built This City
246. (8) - S6x12 - Popular
247. (8) - S6x13 - Someday We'll Be Together
248. (7) - S1x02 - Take a Bow
249. (7) - S1x03 - Bust Your Windows
250. (7) - S1x05 - Last Name
251. (7) - S1x05 - Maybe This Time
252. (7) - S1x07 - Ride Wit Me
253. (7) - S1x09 - Defying Gravity
254. (7) - S1x11 - Papa Don't Preach
255. (7) - S1x14 - Hello, I Love You
256. (7) - S1x14 - Gives You Hell
257. (7) - S1x14 - Hello
258. (7) - S1x14 - Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love
259. (7) - S1x15 - Like a Virgin
260. (7) - S1x15 - Express Yourself
261. (7) - S1x15 - Borderline/Open Your Heart
262. (7) - S1x15 - Vogue
263. (7) - S1x18 - Lady Is a Tramp
264. (7) - S1x21 - Another One Bites the Dust
265. (7) - S1x21 - Loser
266. (7) - S1x22 - Over the Rainbow
267. (7) - S2x02 - Baby One More Time
268. (7) - S2x04 - Le Jazz Hot
269. (7) - S2x04 - Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy
270. (7) - S2x05 - Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me
271. (7) - S2x07 - Forget You
272. (7) - S2x07 - Make 'Em Laugh
273. (7) - S2x08 - Just the Way You Are
274. (7) - S2x09 - Dog Days Are Over
275. (7) - S2x09 - Don't Cry for Me Argentina
276. (7) - S2x09 - (I've Had) The Time of My Life
277. (7) - S2x10 - We Need a Little Christmas
278. (7) - S2x12 - Fat Bottomed Girls
279. (7) - S2x12 - Firework
280. (7) - S2x14 - Blame It (On the Alcohol)
281. (7) - S2x14 - Tik Tok
282. (7) - S2x15 - Animal
283. (7) - S2x16 - Only Child
284. (7) - S2x17 - Turning Tables
285. (7) - S2x20 - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You
286. (7) - S2x20 - Isn't She Lovely
287. (7) - S2x21 - Pure Imagination
288. (7) - S3x03 - It's All Over
289. (7) - S3x03 - Fix You
290. (7) - S3x05 - A Boy Like That/I Have a Love
291. (7) - S3x08 - Buenos Aires
292. (7) - S3x09 - Let It Snow
293. (7) - S3x11 - Black or White
294. (7) - S3x11 - Bad
295. (7) - S3x11 - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
296. (7) - S3x11 - Ben
297. (7) - S3x11 - I Want You Back
298. (7) - S3x13 - Stereo Hearts
299. (7) - S3x15 - Up Up Up
300. (7) - S3x16 - Stayin' Alive
301. (7) - S3x16 - Night Fever
302. (7) - S3x17 - It's Not Right But It's Okay
303. (7) - S3x18 - School's Out
304. (7) - S3x19 - Love You Like a Love Song
305. (7) - S3x22 - I'll Remember
306. (7) - S4x01 - It's Time
307. (7) - S4x02 - 3
308. (7) - S4x02 - Womanizer
309. (7) - S4x03 - A Change Would Do You Good
310. (7) - S4x04 - Teenage Dream (Acoustic)
311. (7) - S4x05 - Everybody Talks
312. (7) - S4x05 - Born to Hand Jive
313. (7) - S4x10 - Feliz Navidad
314. (7) - S4x11 - Locked Out of Heaven
315. (7) - S4x12 - Love Song
316. (7) - S4x14 - Getting Married Today
317. (7) - S4x15 - Shout
318. (7) - S4x15 - Footloose
319. (7) - S4x16 - Cold Hearted
320. (7) - S4x21 - You Are the Sunshine of My Life
321. (7) - S4x21 - Superstition
322. (7) - S5x01 - I Saw Her Standing There
323. (7) - S5x02 - Hey Jude
324. (7) - S5x03 - Fire and Rain
325. (7) - S5x04 - Wide Awake
326. (7) - S5x06 - Piano Man
327. (7) - S5x07 - You're My Best Friend
328. (7) - S5x07 - Into the Groove
329. (7) - S5x09 - Don't Rain On My Parade
330. (7) - S5x10 - Barracuda
331. (7) - S5x10 - Gloria
332. (7) - S5x11 - Mr. Roboto/Counting Stars
333. (7) - S5x12 - Keep Holding On
334. (7) - S5x13 - Just Give Me a Reason
335. (7) - S5x14 - Best Day of My Life
336. (7) - S5x15 - Broadway Baby
337. (7) - S5x16 - Love Is a Battlefield
338. (7) - S5x17 - I'm the Greatest Star
339. (7) - S5x17 - Who Are You Now
340. (7) - S5x18 - Story of My Life
341. (7) - S5x18 - Wake Me Up
342. (7) - S5x18 - Doo Wop (That Thing)
343. (7) - S5x19 - Werewolves of London
344. (7) - S5x19 - I Melt with You
345. (7) - S5x20 - All of Me
346. (7) - S6x02 - Problem
347. (7) - S6x02 - Mustang Sally
348. (7) - S6x04 - Thousand Miles
349. (7) - S6x05 - It Must Have Been Love
350. (7) - S6x06 - Baby It's You
351. (7) - S6x06 - They Long to Be Close to You
352. (7) - S6x07 - You Give Love a Bad Name
353. (7) - S6x07 - I Know Where I've Been
354. (7) - S6x08 - Hey Ya!
355. (7) - S6x08 - I'm So Excited
356. (7) - S6x10 - Rather Be
357. (7) - S6x11 - Mickey
358. (7) - S6x13 - Daydream Believer
359. (6) - S1x01 - Sit Down You're Rockin the Boat
360. (6) - S1x01 - Respect
361. (6) - S1x02 - Push It
362. (6) - S1x02 - Gold Digger
363. (6) - S1x08 - Sweet Caroline
364. (6) - S1x08 - Bust A Move
365. (6) - S1x10 - Lean On Me
366. (6) - S1x10 - Don't Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl
367. (6) - S1x11 - Hair/Crazy In Love
368. (6) - S1x11 - Imagine
369. (6) - S1x12 - Smile (Charlie Chaplin)
370. (6) - S1x12 - Smile (Lily Allen)
371. (6) - S1x15 - What It Feels Like for a Girl
372. (6) - S1x15 - Like a Prayer
373. (6) - S1x15 - Burning Up
374. (6) - S1x16 - One Less Bell to Answer/A House Is Not a Home
375. (6) - S1x17 - U Can't Touch This
376. (6) - S1x17 - Physical
377. (6) - S1x17 - Total Eclipse of the Heart
378. (6) - S1x19 - Dream On
379. (6) - S1x19 - I Dreamed a Dream
380. (6) - S1x20 - Shout It Out Loud
381. (6) - S1x21 - It's a Man's Man's Man's World
382. (6) - S2x01 - Telephone
383. (6) - S2x01 - Billionaire
384. (6) - S2x02 - Stronger
385. (6) - S2x02 - I'm a Slave 4 U
386. (6) - S2x02 - The Only Exception
387. (6) - S2x03 - Only the Good Die Young
388. (6) - S2x03 - Papa, Can You Hear Me?
389. (6) - S2x03 - One of Us
390. (6) - S2x04 - Lucky
391. (6) - S2x06 - One Love (People Get Ready)
392. (6) - S2x07 - Nowadays/Hot Honey rag
393. (6) - S2x10 - Last Christmas
394. (6) - S2x10 - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
395. (6) - S2x13 - Sing
396. (6) - S2x14 - Don't You Want Me
397. (6) - S2x16 - Raise Your Glass
398. (6) - S2x19 - Dreams
399. (6) - S2x19 - Don't Stop
400. (6) - S2x19 - Songbird
401. (6) - S2x21 - Some People
402. (6) - S2x21 - My Man
403. (6) - S2x22 - My Cup
404. (6) - S2x22 - Light Up the World
405. (6) - S2x22 - Bella Notte
406. (6) - S2x22 - Pretending
407. (6) - S2x22 - Still Got Tonight
408. (6) - S3x02 - Something's Coming
409. (6) - S3x02 - I'm the Greatest Star
410. (6) - S3x03 - Run the World (Girls)
411. (6) - S3x04 - Last Friday Night
412. (6) - S3x04 - Bein' Green
413. (6) - S3x10 - Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin' Jack Flash
414. (6) - S3x10 - Without You
415. (6) - S3x10 - We Found Love
416. (6) - S3x11 - I Just Can't Stop Loving You
417. (6) - S3x13 - I Will Always Love You
418. (6) - S3x16 - Disco Inferno
419. (6) - S3x16 - If I Can't Have You
420. (6) - S3x17 - Saving All My Love For You
421. (6) - S3x17 - My Love Is Your Love
422. (6) - S3x19 - Dinosaur
423. (6) - S3x19 - What Makes You Beautiful
424. (6) - S3x19 - Big Girls Don't Cry
425. (6) - S3x20 - Because You Loved Me
426. (6) - S4x01 - Americano/Dance Again
427. (6) - S4x02 - Hold It Against Me
428. (6) - S4x02 - Oops!...I Did It Again
429. (6) - S4x03 - The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile
430. (6) - S4x04 - Don't Speak
431. (6) - S4x05 - Juke Box Hero
432. (6) - S4x07 - Superman
433. (6) - S4x08 - Home/Homeward Bound
434. (6) - S4x09 - Something Stupid
435. (6) - S4x09 - O Holy Night
436. (6) - S4x09 - All That Jazz
437. (6) - S4x10 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
438. (6) - S4x10 - Jingle Bell Rock
439. (6) - S4x12 - Centerfold/Hot in Herre
440. (6) - S4x13 - Hung Up
441. (6) - S4x16 - Closer
442. (6) - S4x17 - Mamma Mia
443. (6) - S4x19 - Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel)
444. (6) - S4x20 - Longest Time
445. (6) - S4x20 - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'
446. (6) - S4x20 - At the Ballet
447. (6) - S4x21 - For Once in My Life
448. (6) - S4x21 - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours
449. (6) - S4x21 - Higher Ground
450. (6) - S4x22 - All or Nothing
451. (6) - S4x22 - To Love You More
452. (6) - S5x01 - Help!
453. (6) - S5x01 - You've Got to Hide Your Love Away
454. (6) - S5x01 - A Hard Day's Night
455. (6) - S5x02 - Here Comes the Sun
456. (6) - S5x02 - Let It Be
457. (6) - S5x02 - Something
458. (6) - S5x04 - Applause
459. (6) - S5x04 - Roar
460. (6) - S5x05 - Wrecking Ball
461. (6) - S5x06 - My Life
462. (6) - S5x07 - Nasty/Rhythm Nation
463. (6) - S5x08 - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
464. (6) - S5x09 - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)
465. (6) - S5x09 - Brave
466. (6) - S5x10 - Hold On
467. (6) - S5x10 - Jumpin' Jumpin'
468. (6) - S5x10 - Don't You (Forget About Me)
469. (6) - S5x11 - Vacation
470. (6) - S5x13 - Party All the Time
471. (6) - S5x15 - You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman
472. (6) - S5x16 - I Want to Know What Love Is
473. (6) - S5x19 - Lucky Star
474. (6) - S5x20 - No Time At All
475. (6) - S5x20 - Glitter in the Air
476. (6) - S5x20 - Girls on Film
477. (6) - S6x01 - Suddenly Seymour
478. (6) - S6x05 - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)
479. (6) - S6x06 - What the World Needs Now
480. (6) - S6x06 - Promises, Promises
481. (6) - S6x06 - I'll Never Fall in Love Again
482. (6) - S6x07 - All About That Bass
483. (6) - S6x07 - Same Love
484. (6) - S6x09 - Break Free
485. (6) - S6x10 - Far From Over
486. (6) - S6x11 - Chandelier
487. (6) - S6x12 - I'm His Child
488. (5) - S1x01 - Can't Fight This Feeling
489. (5) - S1x01 - You're the One That I Want (ver. 1)
490. (5) - S1x01 - On My Own
491. (5) - S1x04 - Taking Chances
492. (5) - S1x05 - Cabaret
493. (5) - S1x09 - Dancing With Myself
494. (5) - S1x09 - Proud Mary
495. (5) - S1x10 - I'll Stand By You
496. (5) - S1x11 - Bootylicious
497. (5) - S1x16 - Home
498. (5) - S1x16 - A House Is Not a Home
499. (5) - S1x17 - Ice Ice Baby
500. (5) - S1x19 - Dream a Little Dream
501. (5) - S1x21 - Good Vibrations
502. (5) - S2x01 - What I Did for Love
503. (5) - S2x01 - Listen
504. (5) - S2x02 - Me Against the Music
505. (5) - S2x03 - I Look to You
506. (5) - S2x09 - Hey, Soul Sister
507. (5) - S2x10 - Welcome Christmas
508. (5) - S2x15 - Kiss
509. (5) - S2x16 - Big Ass Heart
510. (5) - S2x16 - Trouty Mouth
511. (5) - S2x17 - Ain't No Way
512. (5) - S2x19 - Never Going Back Again
513. (5) - S2x19 - I Don't Want to Know
514. (5) - S2x20 - Friday
515. (5) - S3x02 - Somewhere
516. (5) - S3x03 - Spotlight
517. (5) - S3x03 - Cool
518. (5) - S3x03 - Out Here On My Own
519. (5) - S3x07 - Jolene
520. (5) - S3x09 - River
521. (5) - S3x09 - Extraordinary Merry Christmas
522. (5) - S3x11 - Scream
523. (5) - S3x12 - La Isla Bonita
524. (5) - S3x13 - Cherish/Cherish
525. (5) - S3x13 - You're the Top
526. (5) - S3x13 - Home
527. (5) - S3x16 - How Deep Is Your Love
528. (5) - S3x18 - The Rain in Spain
529. (5) - S3x18 - Cry
530. (5) - S3x22 - Glory Days
531. (5) - S3x22 - Forever Young
532. (5) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee
533. (5) - S4x15 - In Your Eyes
534. (5) - S4x16 - I Still Believe/Super Bass
535. (5) - S4x16 - The Bitch Is Back/Dress You Up
536. (5) - S4x17 - Wannabe
537. (5) - S4x17 - My Prerogative
538. (5) - S4x17 - Creep
539. (5) - S4x18 - Say
540. (5) - S4x18 - Your Song
541. (5) - S4x18 - More Than Words
542. (5) - S4x19 - Fight for Your Right (to Party)
543. (5) - S4x19 - You Have More Friends Than You Know
544. (5) - S4x19 - Outcast
545. (5) - S4x19 - Next to Me
546. (5) - S4x20 - We Will Rock You
547. (5) - S4x21 - Uptight (Everything's Alright)
548. (5) - S4x21 - I Wish
549. (5) - S4x22 - Rainbow Connection
550. (5) - S5x01 - Drive My Car
551. (5) - S5x01 - Yesterday
552. (5) - S5x02 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
553. (5) - S5x05 - On Our Way
554. (5) - S5x06 - Honesty
555. (5) - S5x06 - Just the Way You Are
556. (5) - S5x06 - You May Be Right
557. (5) - S5x06 - An Innocent Man
558. (5) - S5x08 - Mary's Little Boy Child
559. (5) - S5x08 - O Christmas Tree
560. (5) - S5x09 - Breakaway
561. (5) - S5x10 - The Happening
562. (5) - S5x10 - Danny's Song
563. (5) - S5x11 - I Love LA
564. (5) - S5x14 - Rockstar
565. (5) - S5x14 - People
566. (5) - S5x16 - Let's Wait Awhile
567. (5) - S5x18 - Piece of My Heart
568. (5) - S5x18 - The Rose
569. (5) - S5x19 - Take Me Home Tonight
570. (5) - S6x01 - Sing
571. (5) - S6x01 - Uninvited
572. (5) - S6x01 - Let It Go
573. (5) - S6x03 - You Learn/You've Got a Friend
574. (5) - S6x05 - My Sharona
575. (5) - S6x06 - Wishin' And Hoping
576. (5) - S6x10 - The Final Countdown
577. (5) - S6x11 - Come Sail Away
578. (4) - S1x01 - Mr. Cellophane
579. (4) - S1x01 - I Kissed a Girl
580. (4) - S1x04 - Tonight
581. (4) - S1x05 - Alone
582. (4) - S1x08 - What A Girl Wants
583. (4) - S1x10 - (You're Having My Baby)
584. (4) - S1x10 - Crush
585. (4) - S1x11 - Don't Make Me Over
586. (4) - S1x16 - Fire
587. (4) - S1x20 - Funny Girl
588. (4) - S2x01 - Empire State of Mind
589. (4) - S2x01 - Every Rose Has Its Thorn
590. (4) - S2x01 - Getting to Know You
591. (4) - S2x03 - Bridge Over Troubled Water
592. (4) - S2x07 - Conjunction Junction
593. (4) - S2x08 - Sway
594. (4) - S2x09 - The Living Years
595. (4) - S2x10 - Merry Christmas, Darling
596. (4) - S2x12 - P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)
597. (4) - S2x12 - When I Get You Alone
598. (4) - S2x12 - My Funny Valentine
599. (4) - S2x13 - I Know What Boys Like
600. (4) - S2x13 - This Little Light of Mine
601. (4) - S2x14 - My Headband
602. (4) - S2x14 - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
603. (4) - S2x15 - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)
604. (4) - S2x16 - Candles
605. (4) - S2x21 - Try a Little Tenderness
606. (4) - S2x22 - Yeah!
607. (4) - S2x22 - As Long as You're There
608. (4) - S3x04 - Waiting for a Girl Like You
609. (4) - S3x06 - You and I/You and I
610. (4) - S3x09 - Santa Claus Is Coming to Town
611. (4) - S3x09 - My Favorite Things
612. (4) - S3x10 - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
613. (4) - S3x12 - Don't Wanna Lose You
614. (4) - S3x12 - Sexy and I Know It
615. (4) - S3x12 - Bamboleo/Hero
616. (4) - S3x12 - A Little Less Conversation
617. (4) - S3x13 - Let Me Love You
618. (4) - S3x13 - Chapel of Love
619. (4) - S3x18 - The Music of the Night
620. (4) - S3x20 - I Won't Give Up
621. (4) - S3x20 - Flashdance...What a Feeling
622. (4) - S3x22 - Roots Before Branches
623. (4) - S4x02 - Boys/Boyfriend
624. (4) - S4x02 - Gimme More
625. (4) - S4x02 - Everytime
626. (4) - S4x02 - Crazy/U Drive Me Crazy
627. (4) - S4x08 - Let's Have a Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time
628. (4) - S4x08 - Live While We're Young
629. (4) - S4x08 - Gangnam Style
630. (4) - S4x10 - Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah
631. (4) - S4x11 - I Don't Know How to Love Him
632. (4) - S4x14 - Anything Could Happen
633. (4) - S4x15 - You're All the World to Me
634. (4) - S4x15 - Unchained Melody
635. (4) - S4x17 - Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)
636. (4) - S4x17 - Copacabana
637. (4) - S4x20 - Little Girls
638. (4) - S4x22 - I Love It
639. (4) - S5x05 - You Are Woman, I Am Man
640. (4) - S5x07 - Cheek to Cheek
641. (4) - S5x08 - Here Comes Santa Claus (Down Santa Claus Lane)
642. (4) - S5x08 - The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)
643. (4) - S5x09 - Whenever I Call You Friend
644. (4) - S5x12 - Raise Your Glass
645. (4) - S5x13 - Loser Like Me
646. (4) - S5x14 - Don't Sleep in the Subway
647. (4) - S5x17 - NYC
648. (4) - S5x20 - Shakin' My Head
649. (4) - S6x01 - Dance the Night Away
650. (4) - S6x02 - Viva Voce
651. (4) - S6x03 - So Far Away
652. (4) - S6x04 - Whip It
653. (4) - S6x05 - Father Figure
654. (4) - S6x12 - Pony
655. (4) - S6x12 - I Kissed a Girl
656. (4) - S6x13 - Teach Your Children
657. (3) - S1x01 - Leaving On a Jet Plane
658. (3) - S1x03 - Mercy
659. (3) - S1x08 - I Could Have Danced All Night
660. (3) - S1x10 - Endless Love
661. (3) - S1x17 - Run Joey Run
662. (3) - S1x18 - One
663. (3) - S1x19 - Safety Dance
664. (3) - S1x21 - Tell Me Something Good
665. (3) - S2x05 - Planet, Schmanet, Janet
666. (3) - S2x13 - Somebody to Love
667. (3) - S2x15 - Afternoon Delight
668. (3) - S3x05 - Tonight
669. (3) - S3x07 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
670. (3) - S4x01 - Sister Christian
671. (3) - S4x01 - Never Say Never
672. (3) - S4x03 - Celebrity Skin
673. (3) - S4x04 - Mine
674. (3) - S4x11 - I Only Have Eyes for You
675. (3) - S4x20 - Everybody Hurts
676. (3) - S5x05 - Blurred Lines
677. (3) - S6x13 - The Winner Takes It All
678. (2) - S1x03 - I Wanna Sex You Up
679. (2) - S1x20 - Poker Face
680. (2) - S2x08 - Ohio
681. (2) - S2x13 - Baby
682. (2) - S2x16 - Jesus Is My Friend
683. (2) - S2x17 - I Follow Rivers
684. (2) - S2x19 - Nice to Meet You, Have I Slept with You?
685. (2) - S3x04 - Take Care of Yourself
686. (2) - S3x08 - Red Solo Cup
687. (2) - S3x20 - Mean
688. (2) - S4x08 - Whistle
689. (2) - S5x02 - Revolution
690. (2) - S5x12 - Happy
691. (2) - S6x04 - Rock Lobster
692. (2) - S6x04 - Bitch
693. (2) - S6x09 - Lose My Breath
694. (2) - S6x10 - The Trolley Song
695. (1) - S1x08 - Thong Song
696. (1) - S1x18 - Pink Houses
697. (1) - S2x04 - With You I'm Born Again
698. (1) - S3x01 - Big Spender
699. (1) - S4x11 - Baby Got Back
700. (1) - S5x07 - The Fox
701. (NA) - S3x07 - I'm the Only One
702. (NA) - S5x05 - If I Were a Boy
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