#Subway Boss in white

[holorform2009]

Comedy in the Subway

(I thought this shit was funny, so I had to write this. And later I will draw it)

"I am the Subway Boss Ingo!" Ingo shouts in a loud, yet sincere voice. His mouth is fixed in a tight, triangular frown, but his words are spoken with so much flair. Beside him, Emmet grins widely, his expression set in a triangular, muppet-like smile. "I am Emmet. I am a Subway Boss. Follow the rules. All aboard!" Both men turn to look at you with intense silver eyes, speaking their next words in perfect sync with one another.

"How may we be of service?"

Startled, you opened your lips to speak but before you could say something to the subway twins, your friend pushed you to the side and shouts: "Tag! Your it bitch!" Not even a second later you are already off the ground, dusting your pants off and immediately went to chase after your friend. "Cole! You son of a [censored]!" You yelled.

Both twins watch the scene with wide, —caught off guard— surprised eyes at the sudden change of scene. Blinking their eyes owlishly.

It isn't often they witness people acting like this, so they watch the whole interaction happen in silence. Ingo looks slightly concerned, but Emmet seems to find amusement in it.

Ingo and Emmet got off the train to watch them, just in case if things go south.

Meanwhile the people in the trains —and out of the trains— watched two idiots running around the subway.

"Come back here Cole!" You yelled as you continue to chase after your mischievous friend who suddenly decided to push you. Especially in front of the two subway bosses. That is so embarrassing. "Nuh uh!" Cole yelled back. "How dare you push me!" Cole Snickers at your response.

The Subway Boss in white can't help but to find this humorous, as they watch the shenanigans unfold. Emmet lets out a stifled laugh under his breath, while his brother just stares with an amused, yet perplexed expression. He admitted, the scene was certainly quite entertaining.

As Cole was running away from you, a bat suddenly came to hit her head. Causing her to fall forward, face first and make impact to her face against the floor. Seeing your friend getting hit by a bat, you looked up and saw it was Cate who had hit Cole's head. "Holy [censored] Cate! Why did you that?" Your mouth was left wide open. "Now's your chance [____]! Put her in the body bag!" Cate said, pulling out a black body bag out from her back pack. "Oh [censored] yeah, good idea Cate!" You agreed as a mischievous smile appeared on your face.

The twins could only watch in complete shock as the scene unfolds before them. Ingo's brow furrowed in concerned, Emmet's smile twitched to a frown that made him looked out of character.

What was once a rather humorous occurrence was now turning into a far more serious matter.

They both exchange a glance, and share a look of concern upon their faces. It's rather obvious that neither of them have witnessed anything like this before, and they have no idea of how to respond to it. But one thing is for sure is that they are greatly disturbed by the sudden turn of this situation has taken.

You and Cate put Cole's body inside the body bag and then zipped it close. "We should put her in the dumpster and then burn her" Cate suggested at you and started to drag the body bag. "Wonderful idea Cate" you grabbed the end of the bag to help Cate drag the body out of the subway.

Right now, the twins is alarmed and horrified by this whole entire situation that escalated really quickly. They both stand there for a moment, silently staring in disbelief at the events that are currently unfolding before their very eyes. Both look as if they've frozen to the spot in shock. What in Arceus' name were they supposed to do now?

Emmet tries to find the words to speak up, but he stumbles over his own words, unable to utter a single comprehensible sentence. The twins are completely out of character right now.

Until, out of the blue. Cate and you ran back in the subway with Cole behind you two, holding a slipper in her hand, her face is obviously angry. "How dare you!" Cole shouted as she started to chase you and Cate.

"AAAAAAAH"

"RUN! RUNNNNN!"

You and Cate screamed and ran away from Cole who is currently holding a slipper in her hand, ready to hit you both with it for revenge.

The look on the twins' faces is now one of pure confusion. The whole situation had taken yet another unexpected and bizarre turn.

First their friend who is named Cole had gotten hit in the head with a bat by Cate, then the girl was thrown into a body bag, and now their friend had come back, still alive but with a slipper in her hand.

This whole thing was like a whirlwind of strange events!

It was at this moment that Ingo let out a loud and boisterous laugh that bounced off the walls of the subway station. He tried his best to cover it with his hands, but it was a rather futile attempt. His brother, Emmet. Looked at him with wide eyes, seeing his brother Ingo laughed genuinely.

In a middle of running away from Cole's wrath, you suddenly tripped on a random object and falls to the marble floor that causes you to yell Cate for help. "CATE HELP ME!" Cate stopped running to look behind her, her face shows a sorrowful one and said something that made you fill with betrayal. "Bye [____]! Cya!" You gasped at the sudden betrayal and looked behind your shoulder seeing that Cole is—

"GOTCHA BITCH!"

"AAAAA—!"

Cole grabbed your leg and began to drag you somewhere to who knows where.

Emmet eyes widen. Ingo who calmed down from his laughter, can't help but to find the whole thing very entertaining, even though Emmet is obviously quite perplexed.

It's funny how both twin suddenly switched their personality. Emmet who is always smiling is now frowning, and Ingo who is always frowning is now smiling wide.

The whole thing was like watching a comedy movie from a television show. It was all so incredibly strange, but they simply couldn't look away. As Cole dragged you away, Emmet finally manages to speak.

"Should we... do something about this?"

As soon as he said that, a loud scream echoed throughout the subway. You are probably getting beaten up by Cole with a slipper.

"OW—! STOP! HAVE MERCY—!"

"MWUHAHA! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR ATTEMPTING TO MURDER ME!"

Upon hearing your scream, the two of them flinched.

Ingo who is currently smiling now turned back to his usual frowny face after hearing you scream, and Emmet who is concerned, now turned back to his usual smiling face.

They look at each other, Emmet doesn't seem to look as concerned as his brother who is back from his usual frowning face, but he's clearly very amused now. "Well, that sounded like it hurt." Emmet says, in a slight mocking tone.

[diamondpastry]

are my submas followers still there hi

[conmenn]

big day today !!!!

they look so silly and whimsical !! speedran a piece to make up for missing the tea party outfits when they came out,,, GAHHH I love the dainty little lanterns so much and the eelektross + chandelure motifs… and-

[spidefox]

Overdid

[bootheghoul]

I had this idea at 4 AM so I committed to the bit

[trustymikh]

just a lamplighter doing his job

[keksflunsch]

Silly Submas bois be silly

Ingo regrets going along with Emmets idea.

[theoddbun]

Decided to play around and make some ancestors for Ingo and Emmet. Their names are Anne and Elizabeth respectively and work in Galar as train conductors :)

(Elizabeth can be quite the chatterbox...)

[gamerbeta]

I had a little side fan comic starring Joltiks from the subway station, so I thought I should show this you guys! :)

[m4nsch]

I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS

+BONUS funny silly emmet :3

[artymcartist]

Favorite morons alert!!!

Plus some aged up vers of these goofballs Inspired by my weird unfinished Barry wig

[leaff0dil]

The skrunklies ☺️🤲

[choochooboss]

[conmenn]

munchmas !! just a guy and his prehistoric lizard

[sockibean]

Baton Twirling Subway Masters ✨

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

akari meets her uncle for the first time