#Stupid fucking pornbots

[stormwaterwitch]

Tumblr dot Com

I have 10 blogs

Yes 10

Everyday I get on Tumblr the first thing I do is check my activity and what do i find

pornbots

I have to go and report pornbots every day on all of my accounts

which for the record is like two per blog

so I waste my time

clicking report > Spam

and still nothing gets done about it

I am so fucking

tired of all these god damn

pornbots on Tumblr

[santaclaushohoho1]

heeheeeheee so sillyyyy

[dekimasu]

fucking ridiculous how a pornbot can post 4k ultra hd ‘actual humans fucking with the camera zoomed in so far that you can see the insides of their assholes’ porn and it doesn’t go against tumblr’s porn policy, but then god fucking forbid somebody posts the art they drew of their humanized oc with fully-covering lingerie

[krystalwuzhere]

I swear pornbots are the worst part of being on Tumblr.. well not counting the one that was actually important. But you know what I mean.

I'm not saying that I'm against NSFW (dating Krystal and Hinata has been a mind-expanding experience :p) but most of these bots are fucking empty followers.

Worthless in my eyes.

[angrybatgaming]

Okay, so FIRST we had porn bots trying to follow blogs and/or leaving cryptic links to scam sites in the comments. NOW there are porn BLOGS interacting with posts. (So far, I've had them leave likes on that text post I made last night.)

Don't likes or comments from porn blogs associate your blog with them??? Well, either way, I'm blocking them. Because of the first two I got when I checked this morning have left me wanting to bleach my eyeballs. I'm also kicking myself for not reporting them, but I just wanted to gtfo.

So check usernames and icons when looking at the notes section. They're pretty obvious. (First and, sometimes, last name in the url/username along with the typical possibly stolen selfie.) Report and block as you find them because, last I fucking checked, that shit isn't allowed on this app.

Also keep in mind what tags you put on your posts. My guess is the ones who keep interacting with my one post are VERY POSSIBLY following anything tagged as Like a Dragon: Ishin! and probably alcohol or drug mentioning. Not saying don't use those tags. I'm just warning you that they may try to interact with anything tagged as so.

So FUCK OFF, PORN BOTS AND BLOGS. I'm not interested in whatever you're trying to fucking scam me with, and I'm sure as hell not interested in watching you get railed. God, I really want to bleach my eyes right now.

[killer-wizard]

dude TEN fucking pornbots just followed me at once this is becoming unbearable. how is it this bad?????????? im fucking bewildered. i dont even have the mental energy to block all of them lmao im not doing it idc

[stellaronhunter-kafka]

I can't go for 5 minutes without being followed by these damn bots

[lord-of-plants]

The porn bots are getting better. I just had one with posts that were just porn videos with what were presumably virus links claiming to be only fans and a live stream. If this keeps happening I am going to commit crimes.

[stuffyflowers]

at the very least the blank blog bots with weird descriptions are only ever visible as an annoyance in your notifications. the ones that post links with… graphic images… in tags should be set on fire

[dullahandyke]

[Image description: a gif of Squidward from Spongebob, removing his brain from his head and erasing the folds on it to 'clean' it. It is captioned, "When you click to reveal an image." End image description]

K

I rarely use tumblr messages in my personal life as all my friends are dogs but recently I got a message and clicked the image and............... I don't remember what happened. I'm sure it was fine.

[hoodieimp]

WHYYY AM I GETTING TUMBLR LIVE ON MOBILE *NOW*

I thought this shit was literally illegal in anywhere but the States--

[bluehairedboyfriend]

tumblr stop showing me notification for p0rn bot followers challenge

[dyrdeer]

looking at the tumblr guidelines and. why the hell can you post "historic" art depicting sexual acts but somehow other sexually explicit material isn't allowed? Why is 100 year old porn ok but modern day isnt?

Oh never mind i know why its bc this stupid site hates sex workers (and loooves pornbots sooo much) but cant think of anything consistent to ban them so they have to do this fucking weird loophole shit

[68spidey]

Is anyone else fed up with the design choices the staff is making on this site? I can barely stand looking at it on pc. There's so much fluff forced into your face like the pornbot live feeds, the stupid banner for new posts, the "changes to tumblr" banner.. Jesus christ. I have to scroll around in order to find the shit I ACTUALLY want to see, the people I ACTUALLY FUCKING FOLLOWED.

And what's with all the wasted space on the sides?? Fuck it's ugly.

[candiid-caniine]

the saga of trigger anon <3

hope it's okay that i'm posting these all at once & responding to them in bulk--they're just all so fucking good and having them all in one place seemed right<3

dear lord, trigger anon (that's what i'm calling you), these are some fucking amazing ideas.

imagining having my brain scrambled to this degree is incredible. i'd like to expand on your ideas with a potential fix for people with physical disabilities, like myself, for whom counting steps is either not possible or would take a long time; in all honesty, i'm not up on my feet very often if i can help it, and use a wheelchair part-time! i fucking love your ideas, but this was the best way i could think of to add to them, so here goes:

say you have a wheelchair user as your sub/trancee. surely there's a way to either rig a smartwatch or an arduino setup of some sort to count revolutions of the wheels instead of steps. or perhaps distance traveled?

for someone who's bedbound...they sell these stupid-fancy water bottles that have counters on the side i think. using that as your metric, instead of basing it on physical movement, might be a good stand-in as well (no pun intended >.>)

someone with a CGM or heart rate monitor could also be conditioned with triggers aligning w/ their medical equipment, only inasmuch as it's safe to do so, obviously; don't really know how i feel about that idea--but i have neither of those pieces of medical equipment so i'm not as familiar.

how about someone who stims? (obv not a physical disability, i'm now going wild with ideas in other ways lol) give them a clicky thing to stim with, maybe a people counter or whatever...they could try to keep from stimming, but eventually they'll want to...

or if they're like me and have flappy hands, attach a step counter to their wrist so that it counts "steps" when they stim >:) most of my stims aren't object-assisted, so that's how it would have to be for me ahah.

i have Thoughts on what you sent re: the "idle game" trancee situation i posted. here are some more ideas based on that:

love the idea of follower participation--that you all could send in words that make me do things <3 i saw a post once about hypnotizing someone to be a little pornbot, like, every tumblr notification they got made them hornier and happier and dumber, so they'd crave to post a lot of things that got them engagement, and it's lived in my brain ever since lol.

the best way it could work, i think, is to first condition me to avoid clicking a link that says certain words, and then to put my triggers under that link so that my followers know them, but i don't :) a person DMs me the word "trumpet" or some shit and i don't understand why im instantly moaning out loud...

that's another way of tracking "points" that doesn't rely on steps: different note numbers on my own posts = different effects on my body. for extra fuckery, make it different not numbers on any Tumblr post, and condition me to scroll tumblr anytime i get bored (wouldn't take much lol)

gosh, fuck yes to "cheat codes." the right words, actions, or sights in combination = secret level unlock ahahaha. see someone clap their hands together, on the train while seated, *and* be above 600 steps/stims/whatever? for the next week, suddenly there's an erogenous zone on my middle finger that feels exactly like my clit when it rubs against anything.

eaten an egg that day, have edged at least 12 times, *and* got a follower to cum? for an hour, i drool uncontrollably...fuck i could go on forever.

last one, since i said "egg." seen a stray cat that day, have ruined once, *and* have a song stuck in my head? i'm suddenly convinced that i'm full of an alien's eggs, and incredibly embarrassed about it.

stacking triggers this way is super fun. i think sometimes it's hard for my owner to visualize how conditioning/hypno works for my brain--still figuring it out myself--but visualization (for me) is the best mode of conditioning. imagining myself like an idle game, where the character (me) is encountering different combinations of gameplay (idle triggers), helps me be more receptive to conditioning.

[kellandavidchristopher]

Fuck. Just kidding they’re all pornbots. Carry on. 😂😂😂😂

Opening TikTok to a surge of new followers: oh that’s nice. I wonder what video they liked.

Opening Tumblr to a surge of new followers: for Christ sakes did I say something really neurotic again?