#Stupid fucking pornbots

[santaclaushohoho1]

heeheeeheee so sillyyyy

[dekimasu]

fucking ridiculous how a pornbot can post 4k ultra hd ‘actual humans fucking with the camera zoomed in so far that you can see the insides of their assholes’ porn and it doesn’t go against tumblr’s porn policy, but then god fucking forbid somebody posts the art they drew of their humanized oc with fully-covering lingerie

[krystalwuzhere]

I swear pornbots are the worst part of being on Tumblr.. well not counting the one that was actually important. But you know what I mean.

I'm not saying that I'm against NSFW (dating Krystal and Hinata has been a mind-expanding experience :p) but most of these bots are fucking empty followers.

Worthless in my eyes.

[angrybatgaming]

Okay, so FIRST we had porn bots trying to follow blogs and/or leaving cryptic links to scam sites in the comments. NOW there are porn BLOGS interacting with posts. (So far, I've had them leave likes on that text post I made last night.)

Don't likes or comments from porn blogs associate your blog with them??? Well, either way, I'm blocking them. Because of the first two I got when I checked this morning have left me wanting to bleach my eyeballs. I'm also kicking myself for not reporting them, but I just wanted to gtfo.

So check usernames and icons when looking at the notes section. They're pretty obvious. (First and, sometimes, last name in the url/username along with the typical possibly stolen selfie.) Report and block as you find them because, last I fucking checked, that shit isn't allowed on this app.

Also keep in mind what tags you put on your posts. My guess is the ones who keep interacting with my one post are VERY POSSIBLY following anything tagged as Like a Dragon: Ishin! and probably alcohol or drug mentioning. Not saying don't use those tags. I'm just warning you that they may try to interact with anything tagged as so.

So FUCK OFF, PORN BOTS AND BLOGS. I'm not interested in whatever you're trying to fucking scam me with, and I'm sure as hell not interested in watching you get railed. God, I really want to bleach my eyes right now.

[killer-wizard]

dude TEN fucking pornbots just followed me at once this is becoming unbearable. how is it this bad?????????? im fucking bewildered. i dont even have the mental energy to block all of them lmao im not doing it idc

[rayatii]

Can I, for once, get at least one (1) follower that is NOT a pornbot??

[dullahandyke]

[Image description: a gif of Squidward from Spongebob, removing his brain from his head and erasing the folds on it to 'clean' it. It is captioned, "When you click to reveal an image." End image description]

K

I rarely use tumblr messages in my personal life as all my friends are dogs but recently I got a message and clicked the image and............... I don't remember what happened. I'm sure it was fine.

[hoodieimp]

WHYYY AM I GETTING TUMBLR LIVE ON MOBILE *NOW*

I thought this shit was literally illegal in anywhere but the States--

[dyrdeer]

looking at the tumblr guidelines and. why the hell can you post "historic" art depicting sexual acts but somehow other sexually explicit material isn't allowed? Why is 100 year old porn ok but modern day isnt?

Oh never mind i know why its bc this stupid site hates sex workers (and loooves pornbots sooo much) but cant think of anything consistent to ban them so they have to do this fucking weird loophole shit

[68spidey]

Is anyone else fed up with the design choices the staff is making on this site? I can barely stand looking at it on pc. There's so much fluff forced into your face like the pornbot live feeds, the stupid banner for new posts, the "changes to tumblr" banner.. Jesus christ. I have to scroll around in order to find the shit I ACTUALLY want to see, the people I ACTUALLY FUCKING FOLLOWED.

And what's with all the wasted space on the sides?? Fuck it's ugly.

[candiid-caniine]

the saga of trigger anon <3

hope it's okay that i'm posting these all at once & responding to them in bulk--they're just all so fucking good and having them all in one place seemed right<3

dear lord, trigger anon (that's what i'm calling you), these are some fucking amazing ideas.

imagining having my brain scrambled to this degree is incredible. i'd like to expand on your ideas with a potential fix for people with physical disabilities, like myself, for whom counting steps is either not possible or would take a long time; in all honesty, i'm not up on my feet very often if i can help it, and use a wheelchair part-time! i fucking love your ideas, but this was the best way i could think of to add to them, so here goes:

say you have a wheelchair user as your sub/trancee. surely there's a way to either rig a smartwatch or an arduino setup of some sort to count revolutions of the wheels instead of steps. or perhaps distance traveled?

for someone who's bedbound...they sell these stupid-fancy water bottles that have counters on the side i think. using that as your metric, instead of basing it on physical movement, might be a good stand-in as well (no pun intended >.>)

someone with a CGM or heart rate monitor could also be conditioned with triggers aligning w/ their medical equipment, only inasmuch as it's safe to do so, obviously; don't really know how i feel about that idea--but i have neither of those pieces of medical equipment so i'm not as familiar.

how about someone who stims? (obv not a physical disability, i'm now going wild with ideas in other ways lol) give them a clicky thing to stim with, maybe a people counter or whatever...they could try to keep from stimming, but eventually they'll want to...

or if they're like me and have flappy hands, attach a step counter to their wrist so that it counts "steps" when they stim >:) most of my stims aren't object-assisted, so that's how it would have to be for me ahah.

i have Thoughts on what you sent re: the "idle game" trancee situation i posted. here are some more ideas based on that:

love the idea of follower participation--that you all could send in words that make me do things <3 i saw a post once about hypnotizing someone to be a little pornbot, like, every tumblr notification they got made them hornier and happier and dumber, so they'd crave to post a lot of things that got them engagement, and it's lived in my brain ever since lol.

the best way it could work, i think, is to first condition me to avoid clicking a link that says certain words, and then to put my triggers under that link so that my followers know them, but i don't :) a person DMs me the word "trumpet" or some shit and i don't understand why im instantly moaning out loud...

that's another way of tracking "points" that doesn't rely on steps: different note numbers on my own posts = different effects on my body. for extra fuckery, make it different not numbers on any Tumblr post, and condition me to scroll tumblr anytime i get bored (wouldn't take much lol)

gosh, fuck yes to "cheat codes." the right words, actions, or sights in combination = secret level unlock ahahaha. see someone clap their hands together, on the train while seated, *and* be above 600 steps/stims/whatever? for the next week, suddenly there's an erogenous zone on my middle finger that feels exactly like my clit when it rubs against anything.

eaten an egg that day, have edged at least 12 times, *and* got a follower to cum? for an hour, i drool uncontrollably...fuck i could go on forever.

last one, since i said "egg." seen a stray cat that day, have ruined once, *and* have a song stuck in my head? i'm suddenly convinced that i'm full of an alien's eggs, and incredibly embarrassed about it.

stacking triggers this way is super fun. i think sometimes it's hard for my owner to visualize how conditioning/hypno works for my brain--still figuring it out myself--but visualization (for me) is the best mode of conditioning. imagining myself like an idle game, where the character (me) is encountering different combinations of gameplay (idle triggers), helps me be more receptive to conditioning.

[violetqueenofwands]

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU WASTE THAT BLOG NAME AND GET MY HOPES UP YOU WERE REAL YOU STUPID PORN BOT

First the pornbots take BigTittyAlchemy and now they’re coming for our wizards too?!

[incognitobird]

you know what I AM gonna make a post about chants of sennar and I don't CARE that only my 3 friends and a handful of pornbots will see it.

IT IS SUCH A FUCKING GOOD GAME

I am incredibly baised by the fact that Linguists is my autism special interest. but I also must state very very clearly

I HATE PUZZLE GAMES AND PUZZLES IN GAMES

they make me frustrated and and angry and more often than not make me feel stupid and I do not like them. I power through them when I must (breath of the wild I love you but fuck your shrines) or bribe friends to do them for me (viz I will sell my kidneys for you to do my puzzles)

but chants of sennar? even when I was frustrated (and incredibly sleep deprived, it was 3 am when I finally went "ah shit I need to go to bed") it only made me more determined to figure it out without help! I REFUSED to look up a guide and only caved twice, once because I fucked up my own written down notes, and the other was because in my sleep deprived state I had missed an entire room with a teleport spot and stone plate before the alchemists, making it so that I had done the ENTIRE ALCHEMIST FLOORS MISSING 3 WORDS I SHOULDVE JUST HAD. my last 3 hours of play through went soother with the help of my friend but those first 9 hrs? even sleep deprived and frustrated I was having fun!!!

even when the game took its detour into being a fuckin HORROR game I couldn't stop being FASCINATED by the language and the people and the cultures

and gods the ending made me CRY and I have so many fucking thoughts.

and the best part about ALL OF THIS?

I want to get back into learning Linguists

I had one semester in college of a gen'ed course that taught you the basics of feild work through creating a language. I loved that class. however I was actively suffering the effects of a debilitating depressive episode that ended in a mental breakdown resulting in me not attending any of my classes BUT that Ling101 class and in my second semester I dropped out. I wanted to major in linguistics but now between trauma and financial issues I will never being going back to college and it's not something I want anymore.

but I still want to learn linguistics so badly. I have a shelf full of books from the Ling section at my local bookstore (calling it a section is kind it's literally just 2 shelves). I haven't read a single one of those books because I can't bring myself to start.

but now? after spending 12 and half hours playing chants of sennar? I want to read all of them because it reminded me of exactly why I love linguistics.

in conclusion:

CHANTS OF SENNAR IS A GREAT GAME AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY SLANDER OF IT IN MY PRESENCE.

[l0starl]

I hate these stupid tumblr bots

never gonna forget when I got 5 messages, I was like “Wow I get to talk to someone :D” and it was a fucking pornbot….😔

That bot really bean boozled my ass 😭

[satans-knitwear]

Tumblr I am violently shaking u like a stupid little ragdoll I hate. Scrolling through tags is impossible and exhausting when every third fucking post is a massive spam/pornbot link.

[nyaagolor]

@fucking-leave-me-alone-pornbots requested my thoughts on AA5 so uh. Hough. Here we go. Under the cut bc it’s Long. Also disclaimer I am writing this completely off the cuff so don't put too much stock in it. I didn't edit nor think that hard about it

After flip-flopping on my dual destinies opinions for the entirety of my playthrough I have come to the conclusion that it is a very good game that collapses under the dead weight of its predecessors. It's so dedicated to carrying around the corpse of the games that came before it that the moments it has to itself are few and far between and the entire game is worse for it. I still like it tho :)

So off the bat I'm gonna admit I'm actually a big fan of the 3D. It took me a while to warm up to it in the same way it took me a while to adjust to the more smooth sprites of AA4, but ultimately I think it's just an artstyle and one that was used well. All of the characters designed for these games fit effortlessly into the models, often capitalizing on the new tech and having expressions and animations that wouldn't work in 2D. We get fresh concepts for designs, breakdowns, and animations and honestly I think the artists have a really good understanding of how to use 3D to their advantage to do things that would look Bad in 2D. Uuuuuunfortunatley this goes both ways, and everyone dredged from the 2D abyss looks like a complete dumpster fire. Phoenix, Apollo, and ESPECIALLY Edgeworth look so fucking ugly to me in 3D. Smth smth that is not my beautiful wife etc

As for the gameplay, I actually really like the mood matrix. The dialogue is cheesy as sin and does provide the unintentional comedy of everyone being fine with mid-court therapy sessions run by 18 year olds, but sure, whatever, this is Ace Attorney. I love asking serial killers why they're sad. The mood matrix also looks insanely cool and I love the shift to a more storybook artstyle when it's used. That being said though, I think it could have been utilized a bit better / more frequently-- and that perceive / the psyche locks should have been removed entirely. I understand they were going for the "hear no evil see no evil speak no evil" thing, but Perceive and Psyche-Locks show up like once each and that's it and it feels out of place. Honestly just another example of earlier games stealing spotlight that the new content desperately needed (we will get to that). But honestly, all of this ties back into my biggest issue with the game which is that it walks in the limbo between direct sequel and soft reboot so that it manages to bungle the landing for Both, which sucks. This issue hits the gameplay, the writing, and the art direction and it bums me out big time

I have changed my opinion on the writing probably a dozen times at this point, originally hating it at the beginning of the game for being so far divorced from AA4, then loving it when I stopped thinking of it in comparison to the other games, then hating it again when I got to the finale. Now I'm just mixed on it, mostly because I've started to be able to pinpoint exactly where the problem is. Everything new is fantastic. Athena's ability? Great. Athena's banter? Great. Athena? Great. Simon is hilarious and adds a fun prosecutor / defense dynamic (which I will get to in more detail later), Fulbright managed to grow on me by the end of the game (lol. lmfao, even.), and the prosecution/defense shared backstory brought back all the drama and intrigue I loved about Turnabout Goodbyes. In terms of the new, more original content, I think they really nailed it-- with the exception of having absolutely zero subtlety whatsoever with the themes, which were also really fucking stupid but whatever. I think this image just about sums it up

The entire premise of the dark age of the law being tied to two specific events when we have had 4 villains in a row be part of that metaphorical dark age before it was supposed to happen is like. Insane? It's insane. There's no reason for that particular point to be pushed so hard or made this explicit when previous games did just fine with them. However I don't actually judge this That harshly because other games in the series are also ham-fisted as hell with specific morals and lessons, especially in the final trials (I am looking at you JFA.). This one was especially annoying, but not the only one I personally found lackluster. Even the gameplay this time around was a little less vague (the characters outright tell you where to investigate, what to present, and who to talk to at times) but it's not something game breaking for me. It's slightly worse than other games, but it's far from egregious. it's, as Mr. Justice would say, Fine.

However speaking of Justice and being fine, his writing was decidedly Not Fine. Clay has got to be the worst example of telling rather than showing I have ever seen, and is one in a Very Long List of issues I have with the writing of this game. A lot of Dual Destinies feels like it was made for reveals, with all the legwork and lead-up coming as a bit of an afterthought. It's especially painful to see in Case 3, which feels like a series of loosely connected Mini-Reveals without much interesting progression to connect them. Robin is revealed to be a girl, but that reveal is used in a way that makes Zero Sense and then deemed irrelevant before that trial day is even over. So many decisions in DD feel this way, where characters act in ways that don't feel true to their characters to service a reveal that oftentimes doesn't even matter to the final trial. The sense of cohesion is just Not There, and so much of the cases feel like they're there for the shock factor and not in service of any kind of narrative. I felt myself going through cases wondering why the first half or third or 3/4 felt like a waste of time, like the trial could-- and should-- have been wrapped up in 15 minutes of gameplay instead of spinning its wheels. Luckily Blackquill carries that game on his broad, emo shoulders so even if the writing infuriates me, the character dynamics and voices manage to keep things entertaining

I am not going to talk at length about the issues I have with Apollo's characterization because we would be here all day and also I would make myself angry. Also Phoenix should barely be in this game. this sums up my thoughts nicely

I think a good example of the issues I have with the previous games preventing this game from reaching its potential can be summed up pretty well by the interactions of the prosecution and defense. While I adore Apollo (he's my favorite aa character) I also understand people's hesitation with him as a protagonist because he is, in a vacuum, very similar to Phoenix in a lot of ways. Athena, my beloved, does not have this problem. She is EXTREMELY distinct from every other defense attorney we've seen and it gives her incredible banter with every prosecutor she comes across which feels extremely distinct from Phoenix. She has a really unique way of engaging with the process of Being A Defense Attorney that really separates her from other characters and I think that makes her trials shine. Apollo, meanwhile, doesn't always make himself stand out from Phoenix when they're dealing with specific prosecutors. I think Klavier carries a LOT of AA4 because of his incredibly unique approach to prosecuting in the same way that Athena does for defense. The friendliness and dynamic between him and the defense attorney is totally unique, it's a complete shakeup of the formula, and it brings out aspects of Apollo that make him lovable and distinct. DD takes him away from that lifeline and as a result he ends up becoming a little muddled with Phoenix in certain cases. Meanwhile, the new and unique dynamic we DO get with Athena doesn't reach its full potential because they barely let her do anything. As much as I adore Apollo and wish he got another game before DD to properly expand on everything from AA4, I think his role in DD should have been drastically different than it was because he does Not Work in this formula as well as he should. Apollo and Phoenix take up far too much space in this game that Athena and Simon desperately needed

I might throw more stuff in the reblog if I think of it / decide I want to ramble about case 5 (because I could ramble a Lot about case 5) but honestly? Love DD a lot, love the designs, love the banter, LOVE the new characters, I just think the best parts of the game don't have their chance to shine because Some People (glances at Apollo and Phoenix) show up just a bit too often. Worst part of this game tho? Simon doesn't get confetti. Seven years in prison and they can't even give him confetti. For Shame.