#Stupid fucking pornbots

[stormwaterwitch]

Tumblr dot Com

I have 10 blogs

Yes 10

Everyday I get on Tumblr the first thing I do is check my activity and what do i find

pornbots

I have to go and report pornbots every day on all of my accounts

which for the record is like two per blog

so I waste my time

clicking report > Spam

and still nothing gets done about it

I am so fucking

tired of all these god damn

pornbots on Tumblr

[santaclaushohoho1]

heeheeeheee so sillyyyy

[dekimasu]

fucking ridiculous how a pornbot can post 4k ultra hd ‘actual humans fucking with the camera zoomed in so far that you can see the insides of their assholes’ porn and it doesn’t go against tumblr’s porn policy, but then god fucking forbid somebody posts the art they drew of their humanized oc with fully-covering lingerie

[krystalwuzhere]

I swear pornbots are the worst part of being on Tumblr.. well not counting the one that was actually important. But you know what I mean.

I'm not saying that I'm against NSFW (dating Krystal and Hinata has been a mind-expanding experience :p) but most of these bots are fucking empty followers.

Worthless in my eyes.

[angrybatgaming]

Okay, so FIRST we had porn bots trying to follow blogs and/or leaving cryptic links to scam sites in the comments. NOW there are porn BLOGS interacting with posts. (So far, I've had them leave likes on that text post I made last night.)

Don't likes or comments from porn blogs associate your blog with them??? Well, either way, I'm blocking them. Because of the first two I got when I checked this morning have left me wanting to bleach my eyeballs. I'm also kicking myself for not reporting them, but I just wanted to gtfo.

So check usernames and icons when looking at the notes section. They're pretty obvious. (First and, sometimes, last name in the url/username along with the typical possibly stolen selfie.) Report and block as you find them because, last I fucking checked, that shit isn't allowed on this app.

Also keep in mind what tags you put on your posts. My guess is the ones who keep interacting with my one post are VERY POSSIBLY following anything tagged as Like a Dragon: Ishin! and probably alcohol or drug mentioning. Not saying don't use those tags. I'm just warning you that they may try to interact with anything tagged as so.

So FUCK OFF, PORN BOTS AND BLOGS. I'm not interested in whatever you're trying to fucking scam me with, and I'm sure as hell not interested in watching you get railed. God, I really want to bleach my eyes right now.

[killer-wizard]

dude TEN fucking pornbots just followed me at once this is becoming unbearable. how is it this bad?????????? im fucking bewildered. i dont even have the mental energy to block all of them lmao im not doing it idc

[stellaronhunter-kafka]

I can't go for 5 minutes without being followed by these damn bots

[stuffyflowers]

at the very least the blank blog bots with weird descriptions are only ever visible as an annoyance in your notifications. the ones that post links with… graphic images… in tags should be set on fire

[dullahandyke]

[Image description: a gif of Squidward from Spongebob, removing his brain from his head and erasing the folds on it to 'clean' it. It is captioned, "When you click to reveal an image." End image description]

K

I rarely use tumblr messages in my personal life as all my friends are dogs but recently I got a message and clicked the image and............... I don't remember what happened. I'm sure it was fine.

[hoodieimp]

WHYYY AM I GETTING TUMBLR LIVE ON MOBILE *NOW*

I thought this shit was literally illegal in anywhere but the States--

[bluehairedboyfriend]

tumblr stop showing me notification for p0rn bot followers challenge

[dyrdeer]

looking at the tumblr guidelines and. why the hell can you post "historic" art depicting sexual acts but somehow other sexually explicit material isn't allowed? Why is 100 year old porn ok but modern day isnt?

Oh never mind i know why its bc this stupid site hates sex workers (and loooves pornbots sooo much) but cant think of anything consistent to ban them so they have to do this fucking weird loophole shit

[68spidey]

Is anyone else fed up with the design choices the staff is making on this site? I can barely stand looking at it on pc. There's so much fluff forced into your face like the pornbot live feeds, the stupid banner for new posts, the "changes to tumblr" banner.. Jesus christ. I have to scroll around in order to find the shit I ACTUALLY want to see, the people I ACTUALLY FUCKING FOLLOWED.

And what's with all the wasted space on the sides?? Fuck it's ugly.

[candiid-caniine]

the saga of trigger anon <3

hope it's okay that i'm posting these all at once & responding to them in bulk--they're just all so fucking good and having them all in one place seemed right<3

dear lord, trigger anon (that's what i'm calling you), these are some fucking amazing ideas.

imagining having my brain scrambled to this degree is incredible. i'd like to expand on your ideas with a potential fix for people with physical disabilities, like myself, for whom counting steps is either not possible or would take a long time; in all honesty, i'm not up on my feet very often if i can help it, and use a wheelchair part-time! i fucking love your ideas, but this was the best way i could think of to add to them, so here goes:

say you have a wheelchair user as your sub/trancee. surely there's a way to either rig a smartwatch or an arduino setup of some sort to count revolutions of the wheels instead of steps. or perhaps distance traveled?

for someone who's bedbound...they sell these stupid-fancy water bottles that have counters on the side i think. using that as your metric, instead of basing it on physical movement, might be a good stand-in as well (no pun intended >.>)

someone with a CGM or heart rate monitor could also be conditioned with triggers aligning w/ their medical equipment, only inasmuch as it's safe to do so, obviously; don't really know how i feel about that idea--but i have neither of those pieces of medical equipment so i'm not as familiar.

how about someone who stims? (obv not a physical disability, i'm now going wild with ideas in other ways lol) give them a clicky thing to stim with, maybe a people counter or whatever...they could try to keep from stimming, but eventually they'll want to...

or if they're like me and have flappy hands, attach a step counter to their wrist so that it counts "steps" when they stim >:) most of my stims aren't object-assisted, so that's how it would have to be for me ahah.

i have Thoughts on what you sent re: the "idle game" trancee situation i posted. here are some more ideas based on that:

love the idea of follower participation--that you all could send in words that make me do things <3 i saw a post once about hypnotizing someone to be a little pornbot, like, every tumblr notification they got made them hornier and happier and dumber, so they'd crave to post a lot of things that got them engagement, and it's lived in my brain ever since lol.

the best way it could work, i think, is to first condition me to avoid clicking a link that says certain words, and then to put my triggers under that link so that my followers know them, but i don't :) a person DMs me the word "trumpet" or some shit and i don't understand why im instantly moaning out loud...

that's another way of tracking "points" that doesn't rely on steps: different note numbers on my own posts = different effects on my body. for extra fuckery, make it different not numbers on any Tumblr post, and condition me to scroll tumblr anytime i get bored (wouldn't take much lol)

gosh, fuck yes to "cheat codes." the right words, actions, or sights in combination = secret level unlock ahahaha. see someone clap their hands together, on the train while seated, *and* be above 600 steps/stims/whatever? for the next week, suddenly there's an erogenous zone on my middle finger that feels exactly like my clit when it rubs against anything.

eaten an egg that day, have edged at least 12 times, *and* got a follower to cum? for an hour, i drool uncontrollably...fuck i could go on forever.

last one, since i said "egg." seen a stray cat that day, have ruined once, *and* have a song stuck in my head? i'm suddenly convinced that i'm full of an alien's eggs, and incredibly embarrassed about it.

stacking triggers this way is super fun. i think sometimes it's hard for my owner to visualize how conditioning/hypno works for my brain--still figuring it out myself--but visualization (for me) is the best mode of conditioning. imagining myself like an idle game, where the character (me) is encountering different combinations of gameplay (idle triggers), helps me be more receptive to conditioning.

[lorei-writes]

HC: Warlords reacting to pornbot seige

Day 84 of pornbot on users violence...

Author chose not to include content warnings. Reader discretion advised.

Nobunaga

He treats them as his new (hot) underlings.

At the same time he doesn't trust any of them.

For all everybody knows, he may have actually taken over the pornbot army. Each army needs a general, after all, and perhaps he has added conquering Tumblr to the list of his life aspirations.

Mitsuhide

He is one of the people the public accusses of buying bots. He has not bought a single bot of any type up to date.

Doesn't refuse any allegations. Some people start to wonder whether he's not a bot. Mitsuhide bot.

He has found a person behind the siege and is now planning to take them down.

Hideyoshi

He has joined the moderation team.

At first he thought it was just a surge in the number of indecent, indecent women. Don't they know that all men are wolves?

He hasn't slept in three days. Coffee doesn't work anymore. He's been clicking block button non-stop, but it doesn't seem to be enough.

Mitsunari

He clicked on the link in their bio and was never to be seen again.

That being said, it was Ieyasu's PC he was using at the time.

Could Ieyasu have something to do with that disappearance? Who knows...

Ieyasu

He hardly uses Tumblr, so he doesn't mind. He doesn't post either way, what can they do to him? Invite him for a steamy steamy night? Please, he's not stupid, he won't click into any links... Oh.

He disappeared for a while soon after he caught Mitsunari using his PC to browse Tumblr.

Claims that red splashes over his haori are just hot sauce.

Masamune

He doesn't bother to block them.

He doesn't have any strong opinions on the bots themselves. However, he does have a certain opinion about the person who bought them...

Mitsuhide wants them to go on a trip together? To a residential area? And he's supposed to take his swords? Hell yeah, finally something interesting is happening.

Keiji

He is a pornbot.

He became one with the bots to better inflitrate their ranks. Unexpected side effect : every person he follows blocks him immediatelly.

He will write a song about the lonely existence of a pornbot.

Kenshin

Stabbed his PC and now needs to have his display replaced.

Shingen

Ladies? No Ladies.

He can't believe it, but he's joining Oda Forces in their battle against pornbots. Ugh, as if the situation wasn't bad enough already.

For some reason, he seems to be attracting the bots more than anybody else. Also, WHO dares spam the carpentry tag with some instagram stuff? He must have a word with them...

Yukimura

Wanted to click into the link. Was stopped by a shuriken flying right in front of his nose.

He doesn't get all this technology stuff all that well, so he sticks to using just his phone. If he needs to use the PC, he'll just ask Sasuke for a favour.

It was Sasuke's PC he was using then.

Sasuke

He's immune.

He's seen it hundred of times.

Report, block, move on. He won't fall for it. His PC is safe... Oh, Yukimura, for fucks sake...

Yoshimoto

They disturbe his peace. Pornbots are really #notaesthetic.

How is he supposed to browse #art if damn bots are spamming it with links?

Report, block, report, block, report, block. He hasn't slept for three days. He's a new member of the moderation team.

Kennyo

He abandoned Tumblr the moment people started spamming cottagecore tag with non-cottagecore things. He leads a happy life somewhere.

Motonari

Imprisoned for attempted murder with use of... A cannon.

He sails the water of the 'net. He is no stranger to piracy and such. But the bastard behind the bot army... They swam into his waters...

Worked together with Masamune and Mitsuhide. Was the only one captured. Broke out of prison within a week. With a use of a cannon. The fact that his cell was on the third floor did not stop him from jumping out of the hole created in the wall. He's a wanted fugitive now.

[violetqueenofwands]

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU WASTE THAT BLOG NAME AND GET MY HOPES UP YOU WERE REAL YOU STUPID PORN BOT

First the pornbots take BigTittyAlchemy and now they’re coming for our wizards too?!