#Stupid AF
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rikaspotting · 2 years ago
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1 Prayer=1 Brain Cell added
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cjlouwho · 4 months ago
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The funniest thing about my city is they keep building fake beaches everywhere. Like it’s the new big thing to have a subdivision with a fake beach which you have to pay a huge fee to even be able to walk near. And I live on the coast of Florida. drive five minutes to the free beach, babe. Why are we doing this??
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spilling-blood · 5 months ago
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I am a cautious and careful person with dangerous objects around other people, with respect for the damage and risk those things carry even if I am engaging in intentional fuckery with said objects. That is my responsibility, and I don't take it lightly.
...I also managed to shock myself with my own stun gun trying to pack it last night. Two things can be true at once.
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ronnica-sinp · 1 year ago
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My first fic 💀💀
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Veronica and her girlfriend Heather were cuddled up together on the couch watching a tv show. Veronica had her arm around Heather's waist and Heather had her head resting on Veronica's shoulder. Veronica's love of space and stars was something that she was very passionate about, and she was telling Heather all about her fascination with the universe.
'You know, there are millions of planets and galaxies out there in space,' Veronica said, her face filled with wonder. 'Some of them may even have life on them.'
Heather smiled and looked up at her and chuckled softly. 'Damn, I can only imagine what it must be like out there.'
Veronica smiled almost dreamily. 'That's why I'm so fascinated by it. It's like a never-ending source of mystery and excitement.'
The two of them stayed like that for a while, snuggled up and talking about space, until eventually the show ended and Veronica started to yawn.
Heather smiled and nuzzled against her. 'Come on, let's go to bed and you can dream of all those stars out there.'
Veronica giggled and gladly agreed, still excited by the possibility of what might be out there in the universe.
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linesandlattes · 9 months ago
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I resent the version of my being that started fancying the idea of him in the first place </3
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woahitswednesday · 1 year ago
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Whyyy do I always want yummy food when I drink?
It's so rude 😭 but yeah, your cunt really could go for a taco or a chicken sandwich right now 😂
Cashapp: $willingwednesday
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helloyesamwoman · 1 year ago
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you've buru'd your last nya
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anxiousdelinquent · 10 days ago
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Wow so 'rental stress' is defined as your rent being above 30% of your income... Lmfao bro my rent has always been at like 70% of my income the hell you mean 30% of my income?? i wish. Government would have to pay me a hell of a lot more and/or rentals would have to drop significantly in price for that to ever happen.
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angelicalbones · 4 months ago
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Tried to get my second walk in for the day, hit like a mile and a half and felt like I was fucking dying literally why????
Managed to finish out 2 miles so I've got a total of 5 for the day and I dunno if I wanna risk getting that last mile in or not.
I mean like drenched in sweat shaking hard to keep my eyes open level of over reaction(logically I'm sure it was my blood sugar/pressure fucking tanking to the pits of hell but WHATEVER)
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demon-girl-izalith · 5 months ago
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You've heard of "YEAG".
Now get ready for... "YWAH"
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tariah23 · 5 months ago
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Landlord is finally gonna send someone to fix our toilet because it should not have taken this long bro. We might be getting a new washer and dryer as well… also, the handyman has to get the mold out of the bathroom (I’ve cleaned it out of the tub sm times man it just won’t go way and it looks so gross.)
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glitchy-rambles · 8 months ago
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Why do people use Idealogies used by Oppressors so they can Oppress themselves.?
This is heavily targetted but its a genuine question. Why? Why? why?! Tell me! Explain!
TransAbled? TransRace? like.. what? why? How, even? Is it attention? I think its attention? Isn't the whole "Well I think I'm (INsert POC) race instead of (Insert pale ass skin) Race." Isnt that the same Ideals that Transphobes use.? Isn't it? Because I've heard people use it in transphobic ways? Are you all serectly transphobes in disgue.? Ive figured it out.! But no seriously, why? How? Gender expression, i can get behind. Gender is a weird and wacky thing. Its a thing probably, no one will ever understand. BUT RACE!? SKIN TONE?! Isn't.. isn't that also what racist use? Ya know? To be racist? LIke the whole mocking/fetishizing/using as an aesthic a racist thing to do? Why is it now accepted. ? And transabled... I mean not much I can say. If you think something is wrong with you. Great, get help. Stop using the internet as an echo chamber for your own suffering. You should want help. Also, again, This is what abelist use. Turning disorders from something serious into "Uwu I obvIousLy HaVe ADHD beCaUse IM LaTe To WorK uWu." Like... And again. If you seriously. NOT JOKINGLY. NOT IN A RP WAY. SERIOUSLY!!!! Think something is wrong, get professional help! Who knows, you might be wrong about what disorder you have! Symptons overlap ya know. Stop using Transphobic, and racist, and ableist Ideals to fuel your suffering. Or idoiticy I don't care.
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platformshoegaze · 9 months ago
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Did two mohawks on kids today (sorry, one kid and one almost teenager) and also fucked up some kids hair on his fucking PROM NIGHT. So it's been a mixed bag of a day.
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notmuchtoconceal · 1 year ago
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hard to see, stinks so good
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madootles · 20 days ago
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"The Lonely's really got you, hasn't it?"
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hemi-demi · 3 months ago
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Elias would have zero tolerance for externals in his Archives.
But also Mr. Bonzo would probably just eat him. Especially after being so damn rude 😞
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My partner sent me a photo he found and I knew what had to be done.
I debated very heavily on whether he should wear the skirt and bloomers, but I'm already losing the plot with the crossover a bit.
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