#Streets Ahead

[joyceyayo]

Community behind the scenes shitpost

[beachytablecloth]

me when i’m watching the bear and a character says streets ahead

[dont-open-dead-inside-net]

why did they say that

[lamaisongaga]

BACK IN TIME: LADY GAGA PERFORMS AT 107.9 THE END'S ENDFEST 2009

Lady Gaga performed at 107.9 The End's Endfest in Sacramento on May 10th, 2009 where she debuted some different looks than usual!

First up, Gaga donned her favorite Maison Margiela Fall/Winter 2007 white cotton blazer with sharp shoulder pads.

Underneath, she wore a vintage-inspired champagne spiral stitch bullet bra by Playful Promises which she paired with some customized Dolce & Gabbana high-waisted silk briefs featuring a sequined front panel.

Her 1989 Alpina Goldwing shield sunglasses are a vintage find she got at Jack's Eyewear in Los Angeles.

She’s also wearing a beige leather and gold metal Medusa emblem belt, a vintage 1990s Streets Ahead piece. Pictured above is a similar design.

To complete the look, Gaga rocked the KTZ Fall/Winter 2009 “Future Afrika Tribe” beige leather lace-up ankle boots with lug soles.

The next look is nearly identical to the previous one in terms of styling and silhouette—just entirely in black!

Gaga donned another Maison Margiela Fall/Winter 2007 lapel-less black square-shoulder blazer, paired with high-waisted silk briefs from Dolce & Gabbana. This time, she completed the outfit with her signature handmade disco ball bra.

She styled this look with an unsigned black leather biker hat with chain embellishment...

...and her favorite Givenchy Fall/Winter 2008 black leather open-toe Velcro strap wedge ankle boots.

[what-gs-watching]

"If you have to ask, you're streets behind."

Welp. This week on What G's Watching: comfort shows.

Because gang, I got (somewhat surprisingly) laid off yesterday. Internal politics, blah blah blah, a lot crying, a lot of beautiful messages from coworkers, some insomnia, more crying, cleaning random things, turning my airpods up as high as they go and screaming through playlists. You get it. 

So if I thought I was watching everything before, just kidding. It's about to get so much worse. Which means, right now, I need comfort shows.

Today's comfort show highlight? Community. A pure and beautiful masterpiece.

Here's the thing: I watched Community from the beginning. Like, when it started airing weekly on NBC in 2009. From the very first episode. Because I'm ancient. I was a fan of Joel McHale from Talk Soup (oh yeah, we're going back that far) and I would have watched him in anything, so I was down for a show about a community college, hell, I'd even gone to one for a little bit.

But it's so much more than that. It's hilarious and real and way too meta for most people and all of the characters are imperfect and ridiculous and some of the plots are so dumb, but it makes you feel things. 

The overall point of the show was that Jeff was a lawyer who lied about having a bachelor's degree and got caught so he goes Greendale Community College to replace it. He lies about having a spanish study group to hook up with a blonde in his class - Britta - and ends up creating an actual study group with the help of Abed, who I'm not gonna lie, might be my favorite character. 

Group of the usual suspects, right: 

- Jeff is the handsome manipulative one (I'm still not quite sure why Joel McHale is handsome, like, its WEIRD but I'm here for it)

- Britta starts out as a chick in her late 20's who maybe got lost along the way and was trying to clean her life up and then she kind of becomes a caricature of herself later on, but it works

- Shirley's a mom going through a divorce, wanting to start her own business

- Pierce is a rich old guy that's been going to Greendale for years just for something to do (Chevy Chase returning to TV, which sounds great but then it gets weird behind the scenes)

- Abed is sweet and magical and likely on the spectrum (and the best unreliable narrator)

- Troy is a former high school football star that suffered an injury (he's Childish Gambino! Before anyone knew he was Childish Gambino! But he will ALWAYS be Troy to me)

- Annie is young and a perfectionist and a control freak who had a pill addiction that landed her there (Allison Brie becoming Allison Brie)

and it starts out as you would assume it should, but it gets unexpectedly hilarious. And I give that credit to Dan Harmon. For his flaws, Dan Harmon is a tortured genius and I will, and mostly do, watch anything that man is involved in. He puts shit in your face that you never wanted but in a way that makes you laugh out loud and then hurt a little bit, for a while. 

Honestly the charm of the show comes from the fact that it never truly takes itself seriously. Abed relates to the world through media (hi it's me, I'm the problem, it's me) and he insists time and again that they're in a tv show. Episode about everyone turning into Zombies because of tainted food at the Halloween dance? Completely plausible. 'Bottle' episode because Annie lost a pen and she can't fucking take it anymore, someone must have stolen it? Yes. Series-running story about the "Ass Crack Bandit" that drops a quarter on you when you least expect it, resulting in one of the best episodes of the later seasons? 100%. 

Abed deciding that by rolling a dice to see who goes down to get the pizza being delivered, six different timelines are being created? That one will knock you on your fucking ass. And it makes no sense, but it really, really does. 

This show has given me a lot of random things that still rattle around in my brain, even now N rewatches deep. Way back when offices were a thing, I'd once shouted "BOOKS!"when it was particularly quiet and a single engineer stood up across the room and just pointed at me, incredulous. After that he and I didn't stop terrorizing the entire team with random quotes. I still find myself humming 'Daybreak' (IYKYK). Yesterday while I muddled through my feelings I started yelling "I'm high as hell and I'm about to get SHOT!" It's infectious, it gets in your bones.  

The best part of course is the relationships, complicated but sweet and endearing. Troy and Abed form a friendship that makes me sad almost because it's childish and pure for a while and it does (what I think, I'm not an expert though so who knows) a pretty good job of portraying the bond that can come out of accepting someone on the spectrum wholly and fully. 

They build a blanket fort. They pretend to have their own morning tv show (🎶Troy and Abed in the mornnnniiiing 🎶). They dress up in coordinated Halloween costumes. They get obsessed with Inspector Spacetime (we're gonna get to Doctor Who, I promise). They spout off the best random Spanish rap and create 'Baby Boomer Santa'. They invent the Dreamatorium. They pillow fight for hours because they think if they stop, their friendship will end. 

The two of them desperately make you wish you had a friend like that in your early twenties to just get real WEIRD with, because they'd always go along with it and have your back no matter what. I still, very much, want to build a blanket slash pillow fort half as majestic. (Which, maybe I should. I have a fuck ton of time right now.)

Honestly, Community is one of those things I sometimes measure people against. Seen it and loved it? You rank a little bit higher with me. Season 4's your least favorite? it's okay bud, we all agree. You wanna use your name in poorly concocted puns? That's you're i-dean-tity, I'm with it. You found something that's streets ahead? YES. Be my best friend.

I know a lot of people feel a certain way about Friends, like, oh they're the friends everyone wishes they had, but I'm sorry. No. The friends you wish you had are the Greendale Seven. And there's too many moments and too much to go into here, but you need to trust me on that. Because they're all just flawed people trying to do better in a flawed place that manifests a little bit of the mania we all feel. And it lets you feel it, but it always wraps you up safe at the end. Jeff always brings it home with a perfect Winger speech. And sometimes I really wish life was a little bit more like that. Because sometimes we suffer a fucking gas leak year in our existence, sometimes it's like that, and it'd be nice if everyone just shrugged that off, if everyone just accepted the fact that we're all flawed, selfish people is actually a strength. 

At one point in the first season, Abed gets obsessed with "The Cape" (which was a real show, y'all) and he's skulking around in this ridiculous get-up and Jeff yells "That show's gonna last three weeks!" and while Abed runs off he yells "SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE!"

During the show's run, #sixseasonsandamovie became a mantra, because it was always on the brink of cancellation - season six was revived by Yahoo Stream, which isn't even a thing anymore - and I still think about that when I want something to last. I want #sixseasonsandamovie for everything that I love. I want everything to have that little bit of magic and faith. 

I started my latest rewatch a couple of weeks ago, compelled to seek out the comfort for some reason, my brain trying to tell me something was wrong. My brain had been right. So yesterday I eventually climbed into bed with puffy eyes and I got back into season five. I'm already into the part where the show starts to dismantle a bit (the second half of season 5 and all of 6 are distinctly different but still perfect), and that makes sense for me right this second, it's fitting. Sometimes things fall apart. Sometimes people leave. Sometimes you have to clone yourself in a game of 'the floor is lava' so you can properly say goodbye. 

I'll finish it again in the next couple of days I'm sure, and I'll put it down for a while (until the next time my brain is trying to tell me something). But I'll be thankful I had something to turn to while I attempted to sort myself out. 

Greendale is always the perfect place to sort yourself out. 

[orphanblaque]

i'm watching season 2 of the bear and in one episode one of the characters says the phrase "streets ahead" and he just throws it out like it's nothing, like it's a common phrase, like we should be hearing it all the time. you did it pierce. you did it.

[dragon12335]

she's a 10 but she's streets behind

[outfitsinspiration]

Who: Rocky Barnes

What: Streets Ahead Blake Black Vintage Gold Hardware Leather Belt With Chain (Sold Out) Where: Instagram - December 23, 2023

Worn with: Camilla pant and blouse

[thetimbrown]

Take me to your dealer ✒️📺🚗👽

[iamthetruestrepairman]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but streets ahead is a real saying. Please do not assume that anyone saying streets ahead is referencing community. They WILL look at you funny and then continue talking. This was my mistake.

[probablyfurry]

If things you say on Twitter are tweets, then things you say on Tumblr should be tumbs. I deeply want this new word to catch on. Very streets ahead.

[blatantmisinformation]

I never throw shade on my previous lovers, but I will spit in the face of Christ and call it a day, said the sphinx, what I am?

[bigassbowlingballhead]

embeds deserved so much more

news ticker reads: "who let the dogs out?" hyenas escape London Zoo| Lena Dunham: "I push myself to be me"| Stone open to fracking in Disney World

[hazestax]

Im still going to be streets ahead

[zondearts]

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[jmflowers]

yeah, hunker in our bunker {carla connor x lisa swain}

happy birthday, camila 27 january 2025