#Straight Crush

[theek-ache]

Taz I love you in the most lesbian way possible

[funky-fairy]

having an unrequited crush on a queer girls is sm worse than having a straight crush

like, she theoretically could like me back she just doesn't

[the-thing-in-the-dark]

[jiabeewrites]

Happy Gay Month Lovelies!

are any of you feeling lovesick (for someone who's straight)? I sure am...

:')

[lgbtq-archives]

𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 | 𝐆𝐚𝐲 𝐌𝐞𝐧 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐌𝐞𝐧

[imgayfor-u]

how am i supposed to act normal when she’s literally so pretty

[aperture-science-official]

Gah the security guard who is assigned to our area at work sometimes is so cute. Short blonde guy who’s talkative and friendly and loves his job. Comes to check on me and my colleagues every so often and patrols my bus stop. He’s so fucking cute.

Idk feeling a little bored with life recently. Might develop a strong, obsessive crush on him and then find out he’s straight or otherwise Categorically Not Attracted to me and let my mental health spiral for a year as I can’t stop thinking about how much He Can’t Like Me. I think that would be fun actually.

[aspeccharactersoftheday]

Kai from Straight Crush is demisexual!

[dibblesforpresident]

my crush leaving me on delivered for 2 days

but here I am letting them wait for 3 minutes instead of opening it instantly 💅🏻✨️

[bisexualmess13]

How the hell do you stop having crushes on straight girls?

[methewizard]

how to get over a crush on a straight friend

[rosered-schneeweisschens-sis]

i never knew there were men in the room for this, “that was tough” oh man they were not prepared XD

[ch3rikizreal]

I want that cookie so effing BAD

[chloesimaginationthings]

Everyone “hates” Mike in the FNAF movie..

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)

[hamable]

You’re Ruben Hopclap. You’re a teen rock star headlining a local festival. Your interim principal attempts to kill you multiple times. The elusive crush you wrote all your songs about vanishes with some other kids and returns covered in gore. The most popular guy in school jumps fifteen feet in the air, turns to you with a smirk and says, “I’m actually a huge fan,” and spears said principal through the core. Your crush boards a bus going who knows where. Someone gets on a mic and tells everyone to go home. It’s been four minutes.