#Stoner food
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Husband made grilled cheese sandwiches using small rectangular waffles and whole fresh mozzarella, with a bit of maple syrup. Served them to me and called them Twaffles with cheese.
Welp. New sweet stoner same food.
Then husband proved he liked American Dad by comparing it to Jeff and Steve serving grilled cheese to stoners at a concert.
youtube
6 notes
·
View notes
Text

don't forget to like and subscribe for more totally gourmet recipes that will wow even the pickiest of your nephews
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
Bagel Bites <3
#that is all#online diary#manic pixie dream girl#rat girl <3#rat girl things#chronically online#manic pixie nightmare#<3#pansexual#stoner princess#stoner food#munchies
3 notes
·
View notes
Text






4 notes
·
View notes
Text

11:11? Wish time! I wish I had a Qwabbler

YO

Oh you naughty lil qwab cake, you're magically delicious 🦄🍀🪄
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
points to thermodynamics, paranoia, twisted relationship with media, and extistentialism!!!
minus points for weed, working of course on a "golf" or "operation" type of scoring system
#this homemade edible is really strong#i used the crockpot double boiler method to decarb a couple buds & added salt to the water to raise the boiling temp to the ideal range#(meaning raise 210*F to around 225*. is what i did))#anyway it worked way better than my first decarb attempt i gues bc this thing is still hitting yeowch#anyway fuck the commodification of my media consumption as an economic good in my finite time on this earth#etc#idiots#edibles#stoner food#(guess who got a hot plate???)#im feasting. points for hot plate tbh#anyway. god#idiots x 2#im going to bed
0 notes
Text

My crawfish Alfredo 😋
#black rose#food#foodie#crawfish#fettuccine alfredo#garlic parmesan#stoner food#black stoners#louisiana#so yummy#bon appetit
15 notes
·
View notes
Text
my sandwich has honey wheat, honey turkey, horseradish sauce, mustard, olive oil, mayonnaise, thyme, wild chives, sea salt, black pepper, cayenne pepper, and potato chips

0 notes
Text

stoner engineered cosmic brownie ice cream sandwich 👍
0 notes
Text

I wanna taste this
#girls who smoke weed#smoke a joint#hot smokers#smoke weed everyday#smoke#cute#memes#funny#lovers#kawaii#food#weed cannabis cannabiscommunity weedporn marijuana thc cbd weedstagram stoner cannabisculture ganja hightimes indica life sativa kush maryja#cannabusiness#cannafam#cannacommunity#cannacutie#cannabis#cannalife#cannablr
136 notes
·
View notes
Text
Soda chug on full belly!!
Keep muted if you hate burps 😅
#stoner belly#feedee belly#feed me#gaining kink#chubby#feedee encouragement#looking for a feeder#stuffed feedee#food baby#soda chug#bloatedtummy#bloated gut#bloated burps
69 notes
·
View notes
Text
"if i ever got put on death row i'd be asking for your mashed potatoes" HIGHEST COMPLIMENT YOU COULD GIVE YOUR FIANCES HOME COOKING. IM ON THE BRINK OF TEARS
#txt#you know its real when your stoner fiance is like i want your food to be my last meal. SOBBING#💍
12 notes
·
View notes
Text
I do not fucking trust meatloaf. That's a fucking ominous bitch. We fucking normalized mystery meat: cake edition and said yeah this should be a white person staple dinner
14 notes
·
View notes
Text
i forgot how good taking dabs from a rig felt oh my goodness golly gosh........ weed is magic fattening juice
#it would be such a shame if like#someone made me take way too many#and then bought me way too much fast food#what a crime that would be!#stoner feedee#intox kink
28 notes
·
View notes