#Steven Meth

[bananitryithegoatman]

[foone]

Your best guess is that you've been in this time loop for something north of 15 years. You've lived that day, April 9th, 1997, something like 6000 times. You think... The second most ironic thing about being in this time loop* is that you have ADHD, and time blindness has always been something you've suffered with.

The time loop hasn't helped. You'll really get into a book, and don't look up from it until it's yesterday. Or, earlier today? Or tomorrow, it's all the same day. You wake up in your bed at 8:27, having slept through your alarm, no matter what happens. You've had plenty of time to do all the classic time loop things: told everyone (they forget the next day), kissed everyone (a surprising number of people turn out to be up for itl), tried to run (you made it all the way to Memphis one day, but it didn't make any difference), tried to make everything perfect and right (harder than you'd think, and there's nothing obvious that needs fixing), and gotten yourself exploded and shot and run over. You even made it into orbit once, NASA still swearing at you on the radio the whole way up. You've robbed all the local banks, kidnapped the mayor, and stolen half the stuff in the town, just to see what people have. Why not? It's hard to have a sense of morality when there are no repercussions to any actions, at least none that last more than 24 hours.

You convinced a scientist to shoot neutrinos at you once, thanks to something you'd read in a book on time. Didn't seem to make any difference, though you could swear the next day felt different, in some hard to define way.

You've gotten into a rhythm of starting each day and just walking out your front door, to visit a different place in the city, and knock on their door. If they're home, you ask questions, then use the answers next time to get further. If not, you let yourself in and see what their house looks like from the inside.

Even their shocking crimes no longer can shock you. Mr. Stevens is a burgler, Jenny J. is halfway through murdering her husband, Alex over on 5th street has a basement full of photos they shouldn't have, and more neighbors than you'd think are cooking meth or growing cannabis in their little backyard sheds or closets.

You can go to the police, you can confront them, you can explose them, or you can get a weapon and go all vigilante on them... It doesn't matter in the long run (and for you, the long run is very short indeed). They'll be fine the next morning, back at it again like nothing happened.

You wake up that same Wednesday morning, put on some clothes, and walk out the door. You got into a gimmick of crossing the road with your eyes closed: you know where the cars are, and if you keep the same pace, they definitely won't hit you. Besides, if you do, you wake up back in your bed. Big woop.

But you don't make it to the road this time. You trip, falling on the hard concrete of the sidewalk. What the hell? Your arms ache from catching yourself, and you have to suppress the time-looper instinct of "I hurt. Restart the loop!",at least until you figure out what happened.

You look back and there's a sneaker sitting on the sidewalk. A perfectly normal shoe, just a little skuffed up. A bit down the sidewalk, there's another, the other foot presumably.

You have a moment of equal parts panic and elation. You're out of the loop? You're out of the loop! This might be Thursday.

You gather yourself from the sidewalk and run back up the path to your door. You open the newspaper... April 9th. This is still the same day. You look back at the road, seeing the patterns of crossing cars you've seen thousands of times before. You listen, and your neighborhood sounds right. You can hear Timothy down the road yelling about baseball, so it's not 9:14 yet.

This isn't a new day. This is the day. This is your day. So why is something different? What, a partial time loop? And almost time loop? Most things are the same, but not all? It makes no sense.

You hear yelling down the road. You jog towards it, as an out of place sound just doesn't happen in your day. Around the corner there's a police officer shouting at a woman who is rapidly disrobing and flinging her discarded clothes at the officer, who is shouting at her and his radio. So far, she seems to be winning, but she's about out of linen ammunition.

You realize you don't recognize her. She's not one of the people you know, and you know everyone. She's someone new, the very anthesis of what a time loop is about. That, combined with recognizing that charicatistic disdain for consequences makes you gasp. My God... She's another time looper. She's done this day before, and it's just repeated, and now she's doing everything to see what happens. You're not alone in this crowded city anymore! You run towards her, eager to introduce yourself.

* Themost ironic thing about being in this time loop is that every copy of Groundhog Day at your local Blockbuster is checked out.

[bokunoheros]

ཐིཋྀ KINKTOBER - day 12 squirting : shouta aizawa/eraserhead

warnings : afab reader, reader and aizawa are married, y’all have a cat, pussy slapping (pun probably intended), this is doo-doo dog shit, like this actually sucks, doo doo fart ass, dookie, poo poo fart, smegma, this fic reads like what sharting yourself feels like, this fic smells like the family bathroom at walmart, we’re fucking twelve (not literally), don’t expect anything else genuinely, butt, pretend this was never posted, PLEASE, day 12 is NOT REAL, THEY HIT THE PENTAGON— MR PRESIDENT GET DOW— bill gates did it, bill cypher is canon, squirting, fingering idk, eating ass, butthole rimming, 2024 election, ellen digestive did 9/11, Trump x Biden, 9/11, hilary emails included, proof of aliens existence, video footage of the area 51 raid, UFOs, alien butt sex, wrong usage of condoms, anal probing, biological dna harboring, sickle cell anemia, KLANCE is canon, Steven universe, major character death, gem fusions, love children, feel like cinderella naega byeonhae, NETFLIX ORIGIONAL, only on Hulu, Elsa x Jackfrost smut, playdough, me x YOU, tiana x nanami au, your mom x me, sarcamouche x kazuha, xiao x venti, improper use of crack cocaine, making herion, mentions of drug mules, dead dove: do eat, improper use of magic, meth making, cocaine balloons bursting, Harry Potter x Snape, hermoine x the whomping willow, herobrine x steve, unfortunate uses of pixels, bakudeku slime, hnnng harder daddy, mmhppgh— yeah yeah right there, cum consumption, cumflation, feeder fetish, oh yeah, koolaid man x me, very improper use of koolaid packets, nickacaco avocado weight loss journey, apology videos (tears included), , banjos, jake paul dcead body in forest footage (NOT CLICKBAIT), live leak posts, webtoon origional, anal stretching, did you know the human anus can stretch to the size of a raccoon?, now you know that, and also, the sun will explode June 17th, 3028, character flaws, bodily anatomy, your balls will explode on october 21st at 7:99am, my gleeby deeby ass, futurama, Micheal Angelo, improper use of abortions, medical surgery on a grape, plastic surgery, baby killing, tampon usage, description of endangered animal poaching, Mario Kart, tuberculosis, ima get it donnnne oh aye oh aye oh, butt stuff, dazai x chuuya, atsushi x akutagawa, mpreg, mad cow disease, omegaverse, ranpo x me, Dream SMP, matpat x scott cowthan, michael afton x freddy fazbear, aggressive typing, bath salts, bath salt inhalation, whippets, galaxy gas, all might is a bottom, skinny men, carrington x shigaraki, anorexia anorexia anorexia, afo x nana shimura, BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY, TW gun law debates, tenko x mon, Amazon delivery, school shootings, talk of gun laws, bad dragon toys, silicon, aoyama belly button leaking, lego ninjago r34, ninja turtles r34, bloody mary r34, kamala harris r34, tenya iida x tensei iida, jesus x judas, luigi x bowser, sonic and shadow makeout sesh, i fuck your dad, suck his dick reallll nice, penis sounding with dirty twig, orgasm denial, overstimulation, xenotransplants, oviposition, diaper Taco Bell, people die, revival, dark magic, ecoterrorism, global warming, chemical warfare, wanda x the winter soldier, haruhi x tamaki suoh, cosmo x wanda, comicon, bronies, pegasisters, mentions of twilight sparkle dying, twiilight sparkle x mordecai, air planes, shootings stars, night skies, NLE Choppa, we could really use a wish bro, TuPac is back, floppa carts: plompy haze, death of a platform known as tumblr, twitter referred to as X, elon musk creates sex robot that specializes in butthole sex, Tesla sex robot, androids that FUCK, necrophilia, android phone usage, pheromones, premonitions and words of Jesus, divine intution, potion making, heavenly visions, satan, satanic visions, the heavenly principles, celestia is above mondstadt, spiritual healing, veganism, white washing, canon hispanic hanta sero, futanari, blasian mina ashido, bovine spongiforms, Tenya Iida virginity loss, bakugo is a fucking faggot, handjobs, footjobs, peaceful protests, the government is controlling you through vaccines, asian fishing,

vaccines might cause autism, freshwater fishing, they will, xenophobia, hentai hucows, incest, usage of slurs, starbucks coffee, lizards run the world, obama might be a lizard, inappropriate use of baby oil, gojo x getou, day twelve never existed and it was all a lie.

word count : 420k words and 69 pages

🐙 note : we are not locked in we are as loose as a ran through sorority president

🦊 note : i am. i have no words. idek what happened. we ran out of time so we went with the option we thought might make people giggle (no we didnt we did this bullshit for ourselves)(your regularly scheduled content will resume tmr!)

🪲 note : i ain’t fucking sorry

you adored your husband—shouta aizawa—so much so, that you were his dedicated housewife. he made plenty of money as a pro hero and… enough… as a teacher, so that left you to take care of the house and your shared cat. though when he did come home he was way different than he was at work, usually at work he was all nonchalant and cold but at home he was sweet and caring, sometimes even a bit rough. his students would definitely describe him as laid back and uninterested, yet when you were around they were in awe of his personality shift.

[trainer-from-unova]

Things I want to see in Thunderbolts*:

Alpine. Duh.

Bucky telling Yelena and Alexei that he knew Natasha.

Bucky seeing and fighting the Winter Soldier inside Void's illusion.

Antonia telling Bucky that she used to study the Winter Soldier to copy him, so maybe she could help him battle the Winter Soldier inside Void's illusion.

Someone joking asking Antonia if she can copy Sentry and fly ("None of us can fly? We all just punch and shoot?").

Alexei adopting Antonia, Ava and Bob.

Someone from the Black Widow movie explaining to the rest how they know each other and what happened in that movie.

Alexei giving John tips about parenthood since John is now a father.

John and Antonia being shield besties.

Something about Bob and dogs. Maybe Yelena and him bonding about their dogs, just talking about dogs or Bob with Fanny (Yelena's dog).

Bob being a meth addict. I'd prefer a graphic scene but if they only mention him being an addict I'll be happy.

This is very unlikely but I'd love to see a literal Bob POV where he's looking at the team or another thing and he sees Void.

Also a mirror scene between Bob and Void like Steven and Marc. And Bob listening to Void's voice.

Someone making a joke about Sentry being so yellow or that he copied Yelena's hair.

I think it would be cool if Ava says she met the Winter Soldier when she worked with SHIELD years ago or something similar, like that scene of Natasha telling Steve about him in CA:TWS.

I can't wait to see all the interactions between all of them (and what their fears and traumas are inside Void's illusion), but especially between Bob and Antonia since they're my favourite characters.

Someone mentioning that Valentina arrested her ex-husband and then he went missing, maybe someone theorising that she killed him.

[duffslut]

On the tour bus

Steven Adler x Reader

My Masterlist.

Word Count: 987

Warnings: Smut! Minors Dni.

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Another night on the tour bus, at least this new one had beds in it, bunk beds, not very comfortable, but still, better than just seats. Most of the boys were already passed out on their beds after getting way too drunk earlier at a random bar we had stopped at to eat, but some, like Steven, who didn't get knocked out easily by drinking because he always used something else... Was still awake. And bored.

You had also been drinking, quite a bit, in fact, the boys had to drag you out of the bar before you started a striptease on the pool table, so Steven talking non-stop while you were trying to sleep was starting to give you a headache.

- Go to sleep Steven! - You said, giving him a light push on the back, as he was sitting on the edge of your mattress.

- I can't sleep! - He complained, shaking his head.

You looked at him, his blond hair was all messy and his pupils were dilated, something about his naturally pink and wet lips bewitched you for a minute, or maybe it was the alcohol in your blood, but suddenly he just seemed really attractive, not that he wasn't always, but at that moment, sitting on your bed in his ripped jeans and a white tank top, he was just incredibly fucking hot.

- Why are you looking at me like that? - Steven asked, displaying his perfect smile on his lips.

- It's nothing. - You changed the subject, adjusting the thin sheet over your body.

- Are you sure? Because you've been looking at me like that all day. - He said convinced.

You rolled your eyes holding back a smile, so he had noticed... You did have a crush on him, being with the band for so long only made your feelings more and more obvious.

You were about to adjust your body on the bed again, feeling the tension of the conversation heat up your body when Steven held your wrists firmly and approached you, bringing his face so close to yours that your lips almost touched, his blue eyes looked into yours, as if asking for permission to finally kiss you, and you gave it. The kiss started calm and soft, you slowly surrendered to his touch, enjoying the way his lips fit perfectly against yours. Soon his body got closer to yours and his tongue went deeper into your mouth as you slid your hand over his hairy chest, Steven's hand slid surreptitiously over your embarrassingly wet panties and you almost let him, but you gently pushed it away.

You ended the kiss breathing heavily and with your forehead dripping with sweat, fighting the urge to fuck him immediately.

- We shouldn't do this. - You said quietly, afraid of waking someone up. - We're drunk.

You wanted him and you knew he wanted you too, but not like that, your head was still spinning from the alcohol, and Axl and Izzy were sleeping just a few feet away from you, you could hold on a little longer... Right?

- Are you sure? - Steven asked. - You're so wet. - He whispered.

Steven touched your panties again under the sheets and began to rub your clit through the fabric, you bit your lip hard, letting out a moan when you noticed his cock hardening beneath his pants as he stroked your pussy. You almost got carried away, kissing him again and holding his hard cock.

- No, no. - You broke the kiss again. - We can do this tomorrow. - You said trying to convince Steven and yourself. - We can go to a hotel and be alone for a while.

Steven got up from the bed with a huge bulge in his pants and kissed your forehead.

- Okay. - He said and walked to his bunk, throwing his body onto the mattress.

You fell asleep in a few minutes, thanks to the alcohol you didn't have to "finish the job" alone, sleep spoke louder. Steven, on the other hand, had not been able to fall asleep.

Hours later, with little time left until dawn, he couldn't take it anymore. He walked silently to your bed and carefully got under the sheets, getting between your legs. The alcohol had already left your body and you were sleeping peacefully, your legs were carefully parted and Steven ran his thumb over your panties, not a movement from you, so he set about removing it, sliding it down your legs and leaving it on one side of the bed.

Now with your pussy completely exposed to him, he could finally shove his face between your legs and start sucking you. It still took a few minutes for you to wake up, but when you did, you woke up with a moan of pleasure, with Steven's tongue sliding up and down your pussy, dripping wet. You didn't even think about stopping him, you were almost close to cumming so you just held his hair, forcing him to keep sucking your cunt, his hands held your thigh tightly and you had small tremors as he distributed kisses on your clit and licked your vulva, sticking his tongue in your hole making you forget about the other people on the bus and moan like a bitch.

You covered your head with the sheet, keeping eye contact with Steven as you came in his mouth, moaning and muttering curses, Steven cleaned you completely, swallowing your cum almost making you have another orgasm licking your pussy clean. When he finished he got out from under the blanket and you also removed it from your head, only to find Izzy, Duff, Slash and Axl with their arms crossed near the bed, with sleepy, grumpy faces.

- You guys will never sleep on the bus with us again. - Duff said, throwing a pillow on your bed and staggering back to his.

- For fuck's sake Steven you can't be that good. - Slash grunted.

Well, he is.

[moonyardz]

THUNDERBOLTS* SPOILERS

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(doing a random speed-run collection of thoughts bc i always love looking back at them 🙏🏻)

- john's "on your left" LMFAO

- not them killing taskmaster after literally ten seconds bye i thought she'd at least have like ten minutes

- "which is... worrying" he's me trying to reach the word count in an essay

- THE INTRO IS BACK (kinda?)

- yelena i love you

- bucky i love you

- bob's eyes always look insane i'm kinda into it

- THE SCENE OF THEM CLIMBING UP THE WALL TOGETHER HAD ME CRYING AND THE FACT THEY WERE THE SHAPE OF AN ASTERISK

- alexei is so funny that scene where he arrived in the car to pick them up and was screaming at yelena & then the car just not picking up speed

- the inside the head thing was so cool i love that trope

- loved the mental health message of the movie and the hug and the end had me tearing up a bit ngl

- end credits!bucky's hair oh my god sedate me

- BUCKY AT THE GALA TALKING TO MEL MY GOD the way he smiled and plucked his business card oh i need him

- "if you hit me with that sign one more -" "I WAS ON METH!"

- yelena belova i need you

- THEM BEING THE NEW AVENGERS HELLO????? and sam trademarking the avengers name lmfao

- bucky lasting less than half a term he's such a mess i love him

- avengerz

- b-vengers 😭

- i loved the fight scenes

- the void look was so cool it would've been so easy for that to look cringy but i loved it

- HELLO F4 SHIP

- them in avengers tower in the credits scene gave me vivid flashbacks to clint in the vents & thor eating pop tart fics

- OH THE RED ROOM FLASHBACKS I AM ILL

- bob in the room with a rubiks cube with fighting parents reminded me sm of steven & marc

- can't believe they actually broke out of the cringy mcu humour like it actually had me giggling regularly (john walker is still annoying but he was so funny)

- i definitely have more but i'm blanking goodbye anyway did i mention i need bucky and yelena (HER HAIRRRRR AND EYELINER IM ON MY KNEES)

[punk1nl0v333]

★☆about me☆★

a little bit about me, because why not <3

DISCLAIMER: if you know me IRL…. get outta here (unless ur matthew or ashton)

the name is charlie. pronouns are any i guess. i am genderfluid and bisexual. scenemo? a wee bit goth? I AM A MINOR.

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leo sun, leo moon, taurus rising. august 19th. spiritual and pagan, respect all religions.

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some of my amazing mutuals: @hoe4kai @hearts4golbach @sparky4577 @bornandraisediniowa @teapartyprincess4two

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music ~ HER’s, radiohead, weezer, the smiths, the smashing pumpkins, DOGBRETH, nuclear tourism, meth wax, tv girl, sex drive culdesac, frank ocean, childish gambino, kendrick lamar, the beatles, sufjan stevens, mitski, panic! at the disco, pierce the veil (seen live!), blink-182 (seen live!), highschool, the cure, my chemical romance, sleeping with sirens, pigeon pit, peach pit, slipknot, korn, system of a down, strawberry alarm clock, michael cera, we the kings, fleetwood mac, avenged sevenfold, anti-flag, teen idles, chief keef, chase atlantic, michael jackson, billy joel, tears for fears, millionares, siouxsie and the banshees, molchat doma, she wants revenge, bauhaus, tokio hotel, and more tbh

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movies ~ call me by your name, dead poets society, la la land, mean girls, princess and the frog, adult world, megamind, the lorax, the perks of being a wallflower, paper towns, TASM, ITSV/ATSV, deadpool 1&2, coraline, paranorman, hocus pocus, beetlejuice, boxtrolls, kubo and the two strings, the red turtle, scream, then came you (2018), senseless, SLC punk, tangled, my little pony equestria girls/rainbow rocks/friendship games/legend of everfree, big time movie, ferris bueler’s day off, heathers, bill and ted’s excellent adventure, say anything, the proposal

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tv shows ~ american horror story, community, how i met your mother, big bang theory, school spirits, new girl, rick and morty, brooklyn 99, modern family, AHS. (but i already mentioned that), adventure time, sugar rush (can’t lie it slaps), schitts creek, bojack horseman

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books ~ the perks of being a wallflower, the bell jar, paper towns, the obsession, want to go private?, girl stolen, gone girl, call me by your name, to kill a mockingbird, the tempest, catcher in the rye, around the world in 80 days, percy jackson series

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youtubers ~ danny gonzalez, drew gooden, kurtis conner, dylan is in trouble, the sturniolo triplets, filmcooper, sam and colby, jake webber, johnnie guilbert, bobbybroccoli, larray, quen blackwell, carrington

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people i will write about ~ evan peters (and his characters), sam golbach, colby brock, carrington bornstein, jake webber, johnnie guilbert, tyler/hansumfella, milo manheim (and his characters), percy jackson (book/logan lerman version), charlie kelmeckis, matt/chris sturniolo, nick sturniolo (strictly platonic), tara yummy, and others if they come up

❝ rules and boundaries ❞

¡ rules and boundaries for my writing and recommendations !

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any creators that have specified boundaries about fanfiction will not be included, and please inform me if they have specified and i’ve written about them, and it will be taken down immediately.

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do not repost my work onto other websites, such as wattpad or ao3. do not “take inspiration” from my work without permission and without tagging me, it is all original unless stated otherwise (permitted inspiration or request will always be tagged). if you want to translate my work, ask for permission first and keep it on tumblr, and credit.

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im not comfortable writing mlm, or trans!fem reader, as an afab person i don’t think i can get the proper perspective and it doesn’t feel like my place to write that. gn!reader and fem!reader are always the table, however

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if a character is underage, i will not write anything but platonic/sibling type fics. the ONLY exception from this rule is tate langdon, considering the murky ghost/age rules.

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I AM A MINOR. i don’t mind adults interacting, but please please do not be creepy.

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i will add onto this if anything comes up and i hope you enjoy my future work :)

love always,

charlie.

[thenightfolknetwork]

Hello,

I’ve found myself entangled in a bit of a situation, and I’m hoping you can help me make a decision.

I am what is known as a boroboroton. I am, specifically, a twin sized pale coral futon, of quality make with silk innards, if you can believe it. I’m not a full set, I’m ashamed to say- lost my mattress - but I get by. I manifested some fifty years ago (roundabout the time of my mattress’s loss) and since then have changed owners a handful of times.

I like to learn new places thoroughly so I don’t often smother my sleepers right off, but I was getting bored and there was a shop down the street that did second hand and my owner was getting on in age, you know how these things go.

Anyway! Once I was in the shop I was purchased by a young man from the United States. It’s been quite the exciting move, to be honest- I don’t get slept on nearly as much as I used to save for the family cat, but I do get used for television and games, so I’ve come up to date on all sorts of media, and I’ve even gone outside for a picnic! It was lovely.

None of that’s why I’m writing, though. My new sleeper is, as I said, a young man. He was in Japan for a religious trip, a- a mission. He was a missionary, from- I believe they’re called Mormons? And to each his own and all that you have to take a long view of things when you’re half a sentient futon with a bent for murder, but I don’t think it’s good for him.

See, he keeps looking up information about leaving, and then deleting the searches. There’s another person who messages him often and I think it might be his lover. His lover’s name is Steven, which I am certain that these Mormons- and more importantly his parents- would not approve of. They keep making noise about sacred duties and marriage and temple sealing and someone named- Crystabeth? Crystal Meth? I can’t quite tell, I learned English rather on the fly.

It would of course be much easier for my sleeper to leave a religion that no longer fulfills him if his parents were out of the way and it wouldn’t be hard, just a nights’ work. I might be sold again or put in an attic but I have my ways and I’m an adventurous sort. Only I’d hate to interrupt all the researching he’s doing.

I could smother him, then he wouldn’t need to worry about what might happen if he left, but where would that leave Steven? Steven sends the loveliest late night texts.

Is it any of my business? Do I just let it lie? He’s been a good sleeper, brought me across a whole ocean AND looked up the best way to keep me clean! I hate that he’s so miserable.

For what it's worth, I think you're quite right in your assertion that your owner would be better off out from the clutches of people who are stifling his sexuality and pushing him to place duty to their church over his own freedom.

There is a reason many people consider Mormons to be a cult. They are a high-control group which expects – and enforces – an unhealthy degree of power over their members, using the threat of ostracisation and punishment to curtail their liberty. I'm not at all sure I would apply the otherwise admirable sentiment of “to each their own” to such a group.

With that said, I'm afraid I can't agree that leaving the church would necessarily be easier for your owner if his parents were to suffer some kind of tragic, nocturnal “accident”. Rather, I worry such an emotional blow would in fact leave him more vulnerable, and give others in the church leverage to use against him – the phrase “it's what they would have wanted” looms darkly upon the horizon.

Your suggestion of smothering your owner himself is also rather wanting in nuance. The goal here is to support him to make his own choices, not to remove the question of choice altogether. I can't help but wonder if your perspective might be a little limited by your form. To a man with a hammer, everything's a nail. To a sentient murder futon, everything's a potential futon murder.

Fortunately, it sounds as if he might be well on the way to making this difficult decision for himself – which is, after all, the only way this change can come about. If he's already doing his own research about leaving the church, and developing a support network separate from his church contacts, then it seems only a matter of time before he takes the plunge and leaves for good.

I'm afraid there's not much you can do right now to help him come to that point any faster. He needs to find his own path, and to find it in his own time. The best thing you can do for him right now is offer him just what you've always offered – a safe, supportive place where he can take a breath, research his options, and relax. The rest – so to speak – is up to him.

[For more creaturely advice, check out Monstrous Agonies on your podcast platform of choice, or visit monstrousproductions.org for more info]

[bloodied-dagger]

btw I should mention here ig that I'm watching steven universe. what is a crystal meth and why is everyone powered by it here

[ninebaalart]

Crystal (Meth) Gems

im pretty proud of the background for this one. this is sort of a revisit to a bunch of steven universe concepts ive previously done (goth pearl, amputee peridot), just having fun with sprucing them up as a trio

[whitenoise-telepath]

"Hey can u explain the plot of breaking bad to me"

(to the tune of the steven universe intro) They're cooking crystal meth

[runebears]

it is really funny the odd not even necessarily rockstar specifically but video game overlap in general with brbabcs actors. like imagine turning on the new meth show spin-off and you see that crazy dude from far cry. + steven ogg is in bcs. for multiple episodes

[teal-sharky]

I've finished Steven Universe Movie after watching all of the original show for the first time over the course of last three months and now you have to suffer my brain gunk release in this form of the post.

Firstly I want to be clear, I said it two episodes in and after the entire show, my stance hasn't changed; Steven Universe should die. I hate that rat bastard. Worst part of the good show. Yes it says things about me. Yes the things that it says about me are probably intense goddamn personal projection and inability to forgive myself, shut the fuck up. Didn't ask.

Lot of people really miss out on solid goddamn, highly imaginative and original sci-fi for all the touchy feely shit. I'm pretty convinced that people like F. Pohl and C.Clarke would have been stoked. They'd have loved it. This shit has some real golden era scifi vibes in it, including how aggressive it is in using sci-fi to talk about feelings and thoughts people are often not ready to digest in purely realistic context. Good shit.

Peridot is the best gem. If you disagree you're fucking stupid. Fuck you.

I was serious though, Steven really should have died. Lars should have died harder too. My wife gaslit me for like two months about how "lars is actually going to die". I was so fucking angry when he didn't die permanently. Worst thing you've ever done to me, Teagan. This is the kind of a thing that will burden our relationship for decades. It will take a lot of healing to overcome this.

Garnet should be my mom imho.

Can't believe Jasper caught syphilis from fucking a dog.

Hereby I pitch a sequel videogame to round out the future of the galaxy;

An epic RPG set post Steven's untimely death (suicide by jackhammer).

In the ensuring power vacuum the need for new fourth diamond is felt, and various parties race to shape the fate of the universe. The possible true ending options are;

Greg and Pearl succeed creating Crack Cocaine. Gem empire's ensuring frenzy proceeds to destroy all organic life in the universe.

Amethyst and Lars succeed creating Crystal Meth. Gem empire's ensuring frenzy proceeds to destroy all gem life, organic life is preserved.

Peridot and Sadie create Rock Dab, gems learn to live in harmony with organics, with organo-gemic hybrids like Steven becoming common.

Devolver Digital, email me, all I'm asking for is funds for team of 10 for 24 months with demo available in 6 after we're given an office. It'll be a rogue-lite with variable gameplay style and narrative vibe somewhere between LISA and Undertale.

[duffslut]

Roller coaster

Steven Adler x Reader

My Masterlist.

Word Count: 623

Warnings: Fluff!

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- Okay, where do you want to go first? - Steven asked as you walked into the park.

His arm was around your neck and you walked in sync, the weather was just perfect to go on all the rides in the park but the first thing that caught your attention was the target shooting game, or rather, the giant stuffed animals you won if you hit the target.

- I want the Hello Kitty plush! - You exclaimed excitedly, pulling Steven to the shooting game tent.

Steven paid the man and he handed you the rifle, you didn't even know how to hold that thing, but you were too embarrassed to admit it.

- Give it to me, baby. - Steven said right after putting his wallet in his pocket, as if it was obvious that he would be the one to shoot. - Which one do you want? - He said, already aiming the rifle.

- The biggest! - You pointed to the giant plush doll hanging at the end of the tent, covered in clear plastic, swaying in the wind.

Steven muttered an "Alright" and fired the first shot, unbelievably hitting exactly where it was supposed to.

- Yaay! - You shouted, clapping excitedly as the man brought the plush to you. You hugged the doll and then hugged Steven, thanking him with a long, soft kiss.

- Now let's do something fun. - Steven gave an amused smile and held your hand, intertwining your fingers as you two walked to the roller coaster.

- Stevie this doesn't seems very safe. - You mumbled as you got into the cart with him, already shaking.

You held the plush tightly in your lap while Steven smiled like a child sitting by your side, excited to start the ride.

- It not, but I promise to catch you if you fall, bunny. - He said jokingly and you were about to freak out when it was too late, the cart in front of you started moving and yours was right behind.

- Oh my god. - You groaned in fear, feeling your whole body fill with the rush of adrenaline as the cart climbed the tracks, knowing that what came next would be even scarier.

When the cart went down it was even more wild than you imagined, you screamed your lungs out, unable to keep your eyes open because of the frightening height, holding onto Steven's hand tightly.

- Not so bad, huh? - Steven said, breathing heavily just like a puppy. - Are you alright? - He asked, running his hands through your hair and kissing your forehead.

- It was actually pretty cool! - You said, swinging your arms, trying to calm your body after all the adrenaline.

- Right?! - Steven said as you walked looking for the next ride in the park. - Are you hungry yet? Want to eat something before the next ride?

You looked around at the various food stalls for something that appealed to you, and ended up opting for some chips to share and a milkshake for you and one for Steven.

You two ate standing up, you holding your hello kitty plush and both of you watching the people on the rides and laughing at the desperate screams of those who ventured onto the tallest and most dangerous rides.

- Baby can I try yours? - You asked Steven with pleading eyes, for some reason his milkshake seemed to be better than yours.

- Nooo, you're going to leave strawberry taste on my straw! - He defended himself, hiding his milkshake.

- No I won't! - You said running after him, trying to take the cup from his hand.

- Okay, let's do it like this. - He started to say and then took a little of his milkshake, waited a few seconds and pulled you by the waist for a kiss. - What do you think? Good?

[galaxywarp]

Hey blue, watching videos of people smoking meth would not be a good idea right now. What are some things you enjoy that you could watch videos of instead? There are always cats, of course. I don't know if you do video essays but there are lots of em out there about roller coasters! Steven universe animatics are fun. For now, here's some cat pictures from me to you (Caspian, Milo, and Chainsaw in that order) <3

💖💖💖 thanks for sending this when I needed it

[coolocgod]

Mike: Wow, did you hear that voice crack? Steven: That wasn't a voice crack, that was a whole voice meth.