#Steve Rogers was me.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Man this scene in FNAF 2 movie is gonna be wild-

[realangelahernandez]

I’m so sad… time for an x reader fan fiction

[itsalmostavengers]

That Captain America Healing Factor is all well and good until someone on the team has to pin Steve down and re-break his arm because they didn’t splint it in time and it healed wrong. Until they have to dig a knife into his face and pull out glass fragments that his skin healed over in five minutes flat. Until he has to have surgery wide awake because no anaesthetic works and the only other option is a leather belt between his teeth and useless platitudes like its going to be okay Steve, I promise, it’ll be over soon.

[mylols16]

any one else completely forget that straight men are marvel fans like sir these characters are for the girls and gays wdym straight men are the target audience?!?

[moonpascal]

self insert x canon will always hold a special place in my heart

[papanowo]

what is their problem like actually

[meidui]

The captain goes down with the ship.

[lefthandarm-man]

COUNTDOWN TO STEVE'S 106TH BIRTHDAY posting my favorite steve things to celebrate!

day 2: randomly serving cunt

[florida3exclamationpoints]

Steve (& friends) + text posts pt. 5/?

[rhaenyratargeryen]

Captain America: The Winter Soldier | 2014 Captain America: Brave New World | 2025

[theshamelesssimp]

When you're trying to find plot but you keep seeing porn without plot

[biboomerangboi]

Stucky fic writers were truly on something else because earlier this week I remembered the line “they can bury us in one coffin to save on lumber” and thought it was a lyric from like a fucking hoizer song or something along those lines only to go get a drink at 2am in my kitchen and be hit over the head with the reminder it’s actually from a Stucky Fic I read in 2017.

[quhere]

one of my favorite feelings is starting a new show and having that: ….are they…having gay… sexual tension?? And then logging onto tumblr dot com and seeing gifsets that show several thousand other people also agree that it was, indeed, gay sexual tension

[erinwantstowrite]

hrghhrgh,,, actor au got to me,,, in my mind they all work on a sitcom set together and peter is tony's kid on camera and eventually he forgets peter's not his biological son, his baby, his boy

[itscrazycasey]

Peter, talking to Ned as they walk into the tower: and that’s how I almost died!

Tony: excuse me?

Steve: who and where?

Bruce: No one’s going to get away with that one, need me to send the other guy?

Clint, coming down from the vents: I can take care of them.

Peter, confused: I was just telling Ned about the time a building fell on me.

Ned: Yup!

Tony, Steve, Bruce, and Clint: WHAT?

[miss-americanbi]

nobody haunts the others’ narrative quite like steve and bucky do to each other