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ozzgin · 6 months ago

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man, now we just need pizza delivery, not enough money for pizza and it'll be another porn trope lol

gender neutral reader, NSFW, pizza sauce is back

Ordering pizza for you and your pals, except the monstrous delivery guy had other plans for payment.

"What took you so long?" one of your friends asks, somewhat baffled by the delay.

You straighten your clothes and try your best to walk normally, as if you weren't just ravaged by a beast, and place the bent box on the table. You can barely remember what just happened; all you know is that you'll be avoiding the stuffed crust. You don’t want flashbacks to your torn hole.

"What kind of sauce is this, even?" someone else has lifted the cardboard lid, gawking at the drenched dough. A sticky, white liquid is splattered over the pizza.

You realize, horrified, how careless you were in your erotic escapade.

"Maybe it's better if I order another one", you suggest, cheeks burning up at the idea.

Except this time, you open the door to two gargantuan creatures. Your fuck buddy has brought reinforcements.

#next episode: poor monster couple has to deal with lemon stealing human whores #monster delivery #monster x reader #monster x human #monster smut #terato #teratophillia #monster fucker

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bet-on-me-13 · 10 months ago

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It's a Deal.

So! Steph is in a bit of a Bind. Literally.

Her Father had just discovered that she was the Vigilante who kept ruining his Plans, and decided to Deal with her. So he tied her up at a Bomb Site for one of his Plans and left her to die there.

No matter how much she struggled, she couldn't escape the Ropes, and time was running out. If only she had managed to get that last message out to Batman in time, maybe he would have come to rescue her.

The Timer had nearly reached Zero, when all of a sudden Time Stopped. The Ropes around her fell away, and a guy walked up to her as if it was the most normal thing in the world.

"Hey, you seem to be in a bit of a bind."

"Not so much anymore, was that you?"

"Yeah, bit of a Free Sample. See, I'm in a bit of a bind as well. I made a Deal with these floating Eyeballs, and long story short in order to keep my town safe I need to take the Soul of an Innocent person."

"And is that where I come in?"

"Yup, Basically I save your life, help you out with whatever you want, and you give me the rights to your Soul."

"What if I just walk away while time is stopped?"

"The building is Locked down tight, and I can't actually hold Time stopped for too long either way, it's sort of a new power to me. Without my help you wouldn't get out in time."

"So it's sell my soul or die?"

"Trust me,I don't like it either, but it's what I have to do."

"You know what, sure. You help me escape, help me take down The Cluemaster, and I'll give you my Soul."

"Then it's a Deal."

"I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship."

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Stephanie Brown #Spoiler #Danny made a deal with the Observants to protect Amity Park from Ghosts and the GIW in exchange for completing a task for them #They want to be dicks so they Send him to steal the Soul of an innocent person #Danny doesn't like it so he goes to a Vigilante who could probably find a way out of it #Spoiler is smart enough to escape the deal and she is currently in need of help so he goes to her #Steph is just happy she made a new friend #Also she realizes the deal never said Danny had to keep the Soul #Or that he had to do anything with it in particular

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cozylittleartblog · 1 year ago

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worst way to start my new year, thanks. i have a lot of things to say about these companies but i'm tired and just keeping it focused to the pin side of things for this one. do not ever buy pins from these companies, literally ALL of them are stolen from small artists like me. if you want to buy enamel pins, check out etsy, and artist's personal websites and shops! (though even Etsy has some bootleg pins that ship straight from china, so tread carefully…)

Every pin I've designed is, thus far, EXCLUSIVE to my etsy. if you find it anywhere else, it's been ripped off! and once these stupid bootlegs pop up, it's basically a never ending game of whack-a-mole trying to get them all taken down...

#psa #art theft #pin theft #aliexpress #shein #wish #temu #deltarune #the bootleg pin is just over an inch tall. do you know how BAD this design looks at that size?? i'd know. i tested it.#they didn't even use the black nickel of the pin for the black parts of the design. and the listing says copper for some reason. what.#some people never even get their designs taken down. its really sad #so i might just have to deal with bootleg queens out there forever :( i hope nobody confuses the ripoffs for the real thing....#my pin is so much nicer! its almost two inches big and it has two posts on the back so it doesn't spin #because spinning pins are the bane of my existence #im out here working my ass off out of my bedroom in my parents place trying to make a living and here come these pricks #i watermarked all my listing photos exactly so they Couldn't steal my fucking pictures so at least there's that #my new years is just full of bad luck so far i hope this isn't a bad omen #if my registration isn't accepted by the aliexpress copyright department I'm SOL and this will just. stay up i guess #i'm sad #bootleggers kys

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atomicmonkey1122 · 4 months ago

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Maybe I'm going into conspiracy territory but fuck it what have i got to lose now?

My real question is. What the hell happened? In 2020 Biden had 81 million votes to Trump's 74 million. This year Kamala's sitting at 66 million to Trump's 71 million.

So what the hell happened to the record number of single day voter registrations a while back? What happened to Kamala's record number of small donations? Why are strongly historically blue counties swinging so far the other way? (Starr County in Texas was blue every election since fucking 1896 but is red this year). I know the internet doesn't reflect real life but it really felt like the energy for Harris was way higher than for Hillary or Biden. So where did that go?

Were there really 15 million people who voted for Biden that decided they're single-issue-Palestine voters? That seems rather high.

I can't help but feel like something is fishy here. Trump established that its totally normal to launch investigations and sue a bunch of places when losing maybe Harris should try some of that idk

#also im just sayin if she figures out a way to actually steal the election id look the other way #do what you need to sis i dont want to deal with more trump pls pls #srsly tho what the hell happened here #us politics #us elections #politics #kamala harris #donald trump

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ninvic-art · 2 months ago

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where my mind goes reading burakhovsky fanfic

#pathologic #burakhovsky #artemy burakh #daniil dankovsky #clara pathologic #i had to get this off my chest....#i love them all so much and i cant not think of clara whenever I read a fic and she's not even mentioned lol #no shade to the writers of course. i love you all and you offer an invaluable service #i like to think that while they're dealing with their messy gay situationship she's saving the day in the background #so their bound(s) don't die while they're having a moment #anyway i. really like doodling on my brother's tablet. should i steal it from him

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egophiliac · 10 months ago

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Where can you play ride kamens? It looks fun looking at your blog but idk where to play

it'll doesn't start until the 30th, but there's some pre-release episodes/character bits that are scattered around the website and twitter! (the links to pre-reg/download are also on the website :D)

honestly I'm really enjoying it just based off of the pre-release stuff, these characters look like they're going to be exactly that blend of ridiculous and emotionally constipated that hits me so right.

#art #ride kamens #no no i get it though water tastes DIFFERENT #anyway i'm trying not to read too much into the zangetsu/ryuugen meta but also #whenever takato opens his mouth i'm like 'this man would absolutely steal a baby'#man i almost don't even care about the actual game i'm having enough fun with the marketing #these morons are already important to me and i don't even know what their deal is #(this is very off-topic but i've always thought it would be fun to someday do one of those things)#(where the story is told entirely through an outside framework)#(like fake game manuals or posts about shows that don't exist and things like that)#(i think it's commonly used for horror but i just! like it in general!)#(an exercise in minimalism! this character has three sentences of canon and three thousand fanfics about them)#(what i'm saying is that ride kamens is proving that i can get invested based on absolutely nothing okay)

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solarroseart · 5 months ago

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"Shadow the hedgehog is a G.U.N. Agent because he supports the government" ❌❌❌ "Shadow the hedgehog is a G.U.N. Agent because he is still recovering from the sudden death of his best friend and his major screw up aboard the ARK that almost left billions dead and is struggling to find direction and to trust his own judgement to do the right thing to protect the Earth and therefore places his faith in an institution that is much bigger than him and thinks they know better than he does" ✅✅✅

#shadow the hedgehog #team dark #sonic the hedgehog #I know sxs generations say he's never been a gun agent but sega can't be rid of sth06 no matter how hard they try #I just think Shadow burying his trauma under his position at GUN as a bandaid solution is very interesting ok #it would take him AGES for him to trust his own judgement enough to break away as well #Rouge is an agent cause she made a deal with GUN to work for them to avoid prison time. probably for stealing something extremely expensive #Omega works for GUN primarily because they assist him in destroying badniks and don't get in his way #I'll expand on Athena in a different post but I'll say her reasons for working for GUN are similar to Shadow's #I've seen similar hcs floating around so this isn't groundbreaking or anything. This is just my take on the situation #and it's gonna be reflected in my artwork #solar.txt #sonic hcs

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hebidem · 1 month ago

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that one screenshot of kai cenats streammmmm

#adventure time #finn the human #finn mertens #jake the dog #ice king #simon petrikov #ohhh my glob i literally cannot stop thinking about that clip. why does kai have a fucking horse in his room…?#ALSO i swear i didnt steal this i just drew this on shitty insta and it fucking crashed like 30 times on me #so i had to just screenshot and deal with it </3

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shanastoryteller · 4 months ago

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an invincible summer has been archive locked because once again it's been reposted without my permission, this time to ff.net

hoping this will make it slightly more difficult for these assholes

#this fic in particular for some reason gets plagiarized so often and i'm tired of dealing with it #like literally over a dozen times #get a hoppy that's not stealing other people's work

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maskedriderrogue · 5 months ago

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ankheiji but ankh gets to be a beastformer

#kamen rider ooo #ankh (ooo)#hino eiji #eiji hino #ankh #ooo #transformers #stupid big bird stupid huge asshole #ankheiji #own art #ankh is a predacon who got put in some stasis for a few million years and got out by reasons in the modern era #and caused problems bc hes ankh until he met eiji #and they made a truce of eiji will help ankh repair himself (bc his options are go to the decepticons and deal with them or just steal from #the cons or Worse go deal with the autobots)#as long as ankh behaves #its as disastrous as youd expect bc its ankheiji. but of course theyll become gay #eiji gets a tall big bird boyfriend……. living the life #ankh does have a mouth but hes got his mask up 70% of the time

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im-not-buying-it-ether · 7 months ago

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Funny idea for those “Cap adopts Kon Au’s” is that Baby Marvel gets thrown into the mix so now there’s also this actual baby getting adopted by a 14-15 year old and Kon’s there at 16 suddenly having a tiny baby brother

Anyway, funny idea beyond that is Lex seeing the mop of orange-red hair on the baby’s head somehow and wonders if a smaller clone of Supermans got out with too much of his DNA messing with the kid’s appearance (since Lex had that same kind of hair before he went bald)

So Lex is like “Oh, I have two genetic progeny’s now… this might be an issue”

Idk what I’m thinking with it, but I am rolling at the idea of Lex figuring out a teenager might be raising what he thinks are his kids*( kids; more in the way that there his property, bulk of his care comes from their use)

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#Billy would be upset he has to deal with a second mad scientist #Kon is just looking at his baby bro like ‘Do not become evil. I don’t need an evil brother again!#meanwhile the baby is making a teething toy out of his glasses #Lex: I demand my child Batson!#Cap holding baby marvel: This man is trying to steal my son!#Lex: What are y— (gets mobbed by Fawcitizens)#don’t even get me started on when Kon tried to take care of a babified Gaurdian #that dumb bit of comics in this au would’ve made Billy a 15 year old grandpa #shazam #billy batson #captain marvel adopts superboy au #kon el

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anpanman95 · 5 months ago

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no one can do it like him. absolutely no one.