#Stardew Valley Demetrius

[snowishglobe]

maru.... we need to cook, maru

[sdv-said-what]

They're probably arguing about frog species or summthin', IDK

[stardew-traveler-peep]

Broi finally got Maru's heart event where demetrius threatens the player for getting close to Maru. And man i hate that guy.

Dude im MARRIED i have TWO KIDS. I AM A MILLIONAIRE. I have COMPLEX TECH ON MY FARMS. I USE MAGIC. MY DEAD GRNDFATHER PATTED ME ON THE SHOULDER AND TOLD HES PROUD OF ME.

"DOnt wAnT AnYThiNG geTTinG in thE WAy of HEr FUtuRe"

MATE THAT'S YOU. YOU ARE GETTING IN THE WAY OF HER FUTURE. YOU ARE LITERALLY SABOTAGING HER SOCIAL LIFE FOR YOUR EGO.

I know we are all in agreement here that Demetrius is the SOLE CAUSE of the rift between Seb and Maru.

But have you NOTICED who exactly Maru's friends are?? Penny (a teacher), and Harvey (her BOSS).

Though these are not the worst choices for friends (they are GOOD) but if you take into context Demetrius' warning toward the farmer, we can assume he did this to any person that might start to become friends with Maru.

Maru is outgoing and friendly, to the point where i could literally see her being friends with almost anyone. She doesn't even really like Harvey that much and hes still considered her "friend"

Now, out of everyone in the village, who do you think are the most unlikely to get the talk? A doctor and a teacher. Two "intellectual" and "educated" people who are unlikely to "affect" her future negatively.

SO SHUT UP DEMETRIUS. I HOPE SEB WATERBOARDS YOU WITH MOTOR OIL FOR BEING A BAD DAD

NOT ONLY HAVE YOU FAILED ONCE AT THIS DAD THING YOUVE FAILED T W I C E .

SO SHUT UP GO HOME AND READ THE BOOKS ROBIN GETS YOU BEFORE I GO ALL GALAXY HAMMER ON UR FLAT FLATULANCE

[xkiitsuunee]

[blue-nerd-b24]

Maru knows the worst con of dating Sam:

Her dads Disapproval

Demetrius,as Helicopter dad that he is,Definitely doesn’t approves Sam as her choice,Cause “that No good rock star wannabe is on way of her bright future”

[marksartsypalace]

Robin✨

The family is complete now

[sdvshanewife]

they could never make me hate you

[roachond0pe]

hey can we not headcanon the only black man in the game as a violent abusive person? thanks

[stardew-help-wanted]

[nortism]

i like demetrius stardew valley and i’m tired of pretending i don’t!

[maryvedvik]

Demetrius: Erm, akshully! Tomatos are botanically defined as a frui-

Robin: GO FUCK YOURSELF

[sdv-said-what]

Kent's not taking any chances since facing horrors of every kind in the war.

[galacticwarpedlense]

Prianna makes her return with how she plans to fix the relationship of her new family. She’ll just annoy them until they talk to make her stop. She is very much the annoying (unofficial) younger sister/daughter.

[kinzoddi]

More moments from stardew valley

Demetrius, when did you start working for walter White?

Pam, i'm not going to lie, but you need to get back in the trash can where you belong. And besides, the only doomed person here is you.

Clint , this is why I don't like you, or Pam... you need to get back in the garbage.

Maybe it's my grandpa.

Robin, You're the one who married him. I think that's on you.

[felucians]

i don't get the demetrius hate - maybe he never mentions sebastian because sebastian set a boundary that he isn't his father and that he doesn't want him to be his father

we all know the town gossips & it's clear to see sebastian and maru are half siblings - a child sebastian could've internalised that and pushed demetrius away

[bluegrassfarm]

Demetrius about to set everyone off again over the fruits vs veggies debate I fear