#Stardew Valley Demetrius

[snowishglobe]

maru.... we need to cook, maru

[sdv-said-what]

They're probably arguing about frog species or summthin', IDK

[xkiitsuunee]

[theshadowrealmitself]

I once saw this really stupid comment where this person was trying to defend Demetrius not being there enough for Sebastian as a step-parent with “I can’t believe people don’t like Demetrius because he neglects his adult stepson”

Dude. Maru is Sebastian’s half-sister, not his stepsister, and they’re clearly close in age, meaning Demetrius has been in Sebastian’s life for almost the entirety of it, him not being close to Sebastian is a problem

This isn’t a “he’s neglecting his adult stepson” situation, this is a “he’s been neglecting his stepson that he’s most likely known since he was a toddler and now his stepson is an adult and they still don’t have a good relationship” situation

[stardew-traveler-peep]

Broi finally got Maru's heart event where demetrius threatens the player for getting close to Maru. And man i hate that guy.

Dude im MARRIED i have TWO KIDS. I AM A MILLIONAIRE. I have COMPLEX TECH ON MY FARMS. I USE MAGIC. MY DEAD GRNDFATHER PATTED ME ON THE SHOULDER AND TOLD HES PROUD OF ME.

"DOnt wAnT AnYThiNG geTTinG in thE WAy of HEr FUtuRe"

MATE THAT'S YOU. YOU ARE GETTING IN THE WAY OF HER FUTURE. YOU ARE LITERALLY SABOTAGING HER SOCIAL LIFE FOR YOUR EGO.

I know we are all in agreement here that Demetrius is the SOLE CAUSE of the rift between Seb and Maru.

But have you NOTICED who exactly Maru's friends are?? Penny (a teacher), and Harvey (her BOSS).

Though these are not the worst choices for friends (they are GOOD) but if you take into context Demetrius' warning toward the farmer, we can assume he did this to any person that might start to become friends with Maru.

Maru is outgoing and friendly, to the point where i could literally see her being friends with almost anyone. She doesn't even really like Harvey that much and hes still considered her "friend"

Now, out of everyone in the village, who do you think are the most unlikely to get the talk? A doctor and a teacher. Two "intellectual" and "educated" people who are unlikely to "affect" her future negatively.

SO SHUT UP DEMETRIUS. I HOPE SEB WATERBOARDS YOU WITH MOTOR OIL FOR BEING A BAD DAD

NOT ONLY HAVE YOU FAILED ONCE AT THIS DAD THING YOUVE FAILED T W I C E .

SO SHUT UP GO HOME AND READ THE BOOKS ROBIN GETS YOU BEFORE I GO ALL GALAXY HAMMER ON UR FLAT FLATULANCE

[fenfeli]

And Robin's family is done!

I kinda struggled with picking a skin colour for Demetrius since his portrait and sprite have completely different complexions.

[blue-nerd-b24]

Maru knows the worst con of dating Sam:

Her dads Disapproval

Demetrius,as Helicopter dad that he is,Definitely doesn’t approves Sam as her choice,Cause “that No good rock star wannabe is on way of her bright future”

[shallyne]

Sebastian: you're playing Demetrius

Farmer: I don't want to be your dad

Sebastian: perfect, you already know your lines

[marksartsypalace]

Robin✨

The family is complete now

[sdvshanewife]

they could never make me hate you

[nortism]

i like demetrius stardew valley and i’m tired of pretending i don’t!

[sdv-said-what]

Kent's not taking any chances since facing horrors of every kind in the war.

[stardew-help-wanted]

[felucians]

i don't get the demetrius hate - maybe he never mentions sebastian because sebastian set a boundary that he isn't his father and that he doesn't want him to be his father

we all know the town gossips & it's clear to see sebastian and maru are half siblings - a child sebastian could've internalised that and pushed demetrius away

[maryvedvik]

Demetrius: Erm, akshully! Tomatos are botanically defined as a frui-

Robin: GO FUCK YOURSELF

[galacticwarpedlense]

Prianna makes her return with how she plans to fix the relationship of her new family. She’ll just annoy them until they talk to make her stop. She is very much the annoying (unofficial) younger sister/daughter.