#Stardew Valley Ask Blog

[ask-leah-sdv]

It feels weird to make one of these. but if you’re a sdv ask blog, could u rb this? I’m trying to follow more/send more asks to ppl !

[siren-by-the-sea]

SDV ask blogs as videos saved on my computer

Feat: @samsammysamson, @farmer-beau-inbox, @eggyolkguzzler, @stars-mischief, @astardewresident,

@ur-farming-weirdo, @typewritersandtidepools, @fishingwithwilly, @rasmodiusofficial, @sebastians-asks

[stardew-requests]

Can I get headcanons for the Bachelors and a pregnant farmer? ((Or a link to a post that you've made about the same thing that I really feel like you've made that I still can't remember))

Nothing makes my heart happier than the Stardew bachelors as dads! Thanks for the request Anon!

This one's long post! I put it under the cut!

Alex: In some regard, he still views himself as a teenager, so upon learning that the farmer was pregnant he had a moment of panic. Okay, it was more than just a moment. "What are we going to do? My grandma's going to be so disappointed!" He'd say, pacing back a forth. The farmer would just shake their head. "Alex, we're married. I don't think it'll be much of a scandal". It took some time to really register that he was going to be a father, but when it finally clicked a few weeks in, he begins to get excited. He takes initiative on prepping the nursery and goes above and beyond with helping on the farm. At his core, he's determined to be that father he never had; the one that every kid deserves.

Elliott: He is extremely attentive, almost excessively. Every need, every craving, every appointment or exam, he's there without hesitation. The farmer never has to doubt whether or not he'll be there, because he was fully involved from the moment they told him they were expecting. It had always been a dream of his to be a father, and it had finally come to fruition. So he was there for every moment of the pregnancy, good and bad. And the moment he held that baby for the first time? No painting or song or any piece of art was ever as beautiful as that moment.

Harvey: Being a doctor, Harvey was completely ready, medically speaking. However, no amount of medical school or field work could've prepared him for the intense emotions that overcame him the moment he found out he was going to be a father. Pure joy flooded over him, but also crippling worry. What if he panicked during the delivery? What if something went wrong? How could he live with himself if something did go wrong and he wasn't able to help? The farmer, while worried to a lesser degree, became the rock he needed to be both an attentive doctor and a caring husband. And, of course, he excelled at both. 

Sam: Poor Sam didn't see this one coming. The pregnancy was a surprise, and the farmer was overjoyed, but Sam had no idea how to react at first. Of course he was ecstatic; he'd often daydream of being a father. Taking care of Vincent all those years had given him a real paternal touch. But he was also nervous. What would his mom say? Would his dad be disappointed in him? Would he grow apart from his friends? The situation took some getting used to, but after he overcame the initial shock he let the excitement take over. He went to every single checkup with the farmer and bought LOADS of baby things to prepare the nursery. And you believe he absolutely spoils that baby. 

Sebastian: In his younger years, Sebastian fully believed he never wanted to be a father. He didn't think he was cut out for it. But after meeting the farmer, the idea began to grow on him. He liked the idea of being a stay-at-home dad on the farm. So when the farmer told him the news, he immediately knew he was ready to fall right into the role. Not having his own dad around (and the coldness he received from Demetrius all his life) made him dead-set on being the most attentive and loving man he could be. For both the baby and the farmer.

Shane: Shane had convinced himself that he'd never get that chance to be a father, with the exception of Jas of course, and he'd come to terms with that long ago. It was only after recovery and the blooming relationship with the farmer that he dared to imagine the possibility of a child of his own. When the time came that the farmer told him of their pregnancy, they were worried that he wouldn't react well. Though he'd come a long way in his recovery, he was still fragile. But the farmer wouldn't have guessed that he'd bury his head in his hands and become choked up. "Shane?" They'd ask carefully, worried he was going to break down. But he just shakes his head, looks up at the farmer, and says "I'm so happy".

[manicpixieemilygirl]

tell your bird to stay out of my room. I found parrot crap on my pillow and I know damn well it wasn't from me!

nuh-uh!

don’t accuse my sweet of committing an act he never could go through with… poor thing…

and!!!! you know alex came over yesterday, so… not to point the blame or anything, but…..

i meant dusty doing it, but… who knows?

[thefarmerlife]

You know, I wonder…

Can murder even happen in here?

I know I sound somewhat sociopathic but. Like, I notice I keep passing out from wounds from the cave…and every time I swing my tools around at some of the NP-

…

People. Around the valley…they just, don’t react.

Hm..

[churchofyobaofficial]

heh. the yobberrrrrrr

- george

Ah, yes, indeed. Always a pleasure to have you in my congregation, Mr. Mullner.

[germanium-nickel-uranium-sulfur]

To whoever might be viewing this text;

Hello! My name is Demetrius, and I am a scientist, a researcher, and an honorary Vulcan! But above all else, I am a husband and a father. How are you, and how is the environment around you? I hope it is flourishing with all matters of interesting specimens, and I hope you will tell me all about it!

Feel free to communicate with me if you're interested in a chat! See you soon!

Kindly,

Demetrius.

Mod here! Please be respectful & no character bashing in any way. Very mild flirting is allowed, but Demetrius won't reciprocate. He may not even realize you're flirting with him.

You will send absolutely no racist, ableist, or otherwise hateful asks. I understand that Demetrius is a somewhat unpopular character, but I will not tolerate bigotry here.

Ty for reading! This post is going to be updated very frequently as this blog grows. Check in every now and then!

[alexsbestbuddy]

Hh RAHHH brbr BBRGRHRH GAGRRARAR

[grandpas-afterlife]

Damn, gossip hasn’t been this entertaining since I died! Suck it, Pierre.

( @pierres-general-deliveries )

[maruslaboratory]

Happy Spirits Eve y’all!

Like my costume? I spent all of summer getting ready for it! ^_^

[ask-cryptid-farmer]

"Summer's come to an end, but that don't stop the party."

"Hell, we should turn the graveyard into a raveyard this spooky season!"

"That is if I don't get arrested again"

[ask-leah-sdv]

It being an “inside day” is really all I need to get started on something.

My hand slipped, and I made a painting of the items I gathered this morning!

[siren-by-the-sea]

(fixed) sdv ask blogs as vids on my computer (yes they're still offensive)

feat: @george-mullner-mailbox @fishingwithwilly @imnotanincelijustdontgetwomen @sebastians-asks @ask-harpadler

@ur-farming-weirdo (requested) @local-chicken-man @ask-krobus-sdv @pelicantownsmd @silviastdvasks

@rasmodiusofficial

[stardew-requests]

could you do something abt sebastian? maybe hcs with a female farmer (sfw ofc!)

Absolutely! I ended up with a lot of ideas, so this is a longer one :)

- When Sebastian realizes he has a crush on the farmer, it hits him like a ton of bricks

- The more he thought about it, he'd never really had a crush before, and he didn't really know what to do about it

- His first instinct was to shut her out and push it all down. But how could he when she always greeted him with that beautiful, beaming smile?

- No, he couldn't just ignore it. He had to do or say something to her!

- He tried approaching Sam and Abigail for advice, but they weren't much help. He ended up turning to Maru for guidance, in spite of himself

- Maru suggested he just swallow his pride and ask her to hang out sometime

- So he did. He caught her one night at the saloon and asked to get her alone

- He was a blushing mess, but he asked if she wanted to go for a walk with him

- It was a rainy night, so they walked together to the beach. When he noticed her trying to brush the raindrops off her face, he offered her his sweatshirt

- It took a long time to get the words out, but as they stood together on the docks he was able to get the words out

- "I really like you. I'd really like to be your boyfriend, if, y'know... you're okay with that"

- The farmer chuckles as Sebastian hides his face in embarrassment

- "Of course I'm okay with that. I'd like that a lot"

- From then on, Sebastian goes out of his way to leave the house more often, hoping to catch the farmer while she's running around town

- He walks her home from the saloon every Friday night (despite the teasing from Sam and Abigail)

- And every time it rains, he invites the farmer to walk down to the beach and sit on the docks with him

- That spot on the docks? That's their spot 💓

[manicpixieemilygirl]

OwO whats this, the energy is absolutely magnificent

-Emily (@emily-mailbox-sdv)

h- hey, other me…

i’m flattered, b- b- but y- your energy’s better!

[thefarmerlife]

Hey! Farm guy. Do you think the ladies like my haircut?

[ It looks very fashionable. ] [ It looks like some kind of fungal growth. ]

..it looks like shit.

Ah- wait—

No. It looks fashionable.

(That was weird..)