#Stannis baratheon

[worldisahouseonfire]

this reminds me so much of the NOLA instagram account LookAtThisFuckinStreet

11:50 AM - 10 Sep 2015 (via Twitter / ふ み な @Fuuut_09)

[nulnoildrinker]

[sierrabravoecho]

Cat’s haterism strikes again

[lmaowh-at]

Catelyn heard someone snigger behind her. She loves him, poor thing, she thought sadly. She'd play his squire just to touch him, and never care how great a fool they think her... (and some other things)

[cynicalclassicist]

Weirdly enough I think that I added all those things to Wikipedia on 14.11.2016. And now I think that it looks badly written!

happy fratricide friday here’s all the asoiaf fratricides listed in the wikipedia article “list of fratricides in fiction”

[thekeytothenorth]

robert baratheon's small council was hysterical actually:

• old ass father figure

• boybestfriend's wife's weird incel friend

• lannister boot licker maester

• the most influential spy in the world who definitely cannot be trusted

• hated repressed younger brother

• hedonistic teenage gay brother as master of laws (??)

• secret targaryen loyalist

[grandkhan221b]

HOTD season 2 coming up got me re-reading ASOIAF again wooops

[eriochromatic]

Last minute self indulgent pride illustration featuring my comfort characters and personal headcanons ✨✨✨

[all-lee24]

I keep postponing serious ASOIAF art to draw the stupidest things

[jaehaeryshater]

What if you wanted to be KING but your niece and nephews were BASTARDS and your brother was GAY and STUPID and everyone HATED you and you couldn’t find a DENTIST for your teeth you ground down and a PRIESTESS told you to kill your DAUGHTER and a CLOWN was there

[it-holic]

a perfect meme for them

[daenystheedreamer]

[kaellecappuccino]

[lmaowh-at]

Idk how to caption this (pose referenced from kaySD999 on twitter and Davos' design is inspired by shripscapi)

[amber-laughs]

grrm said that only nobles have their heads cut off as a sign of respect and lowborns are hanged but when stannis is constantly threatening to execute jon (a lowborn) he threatens him with beheading proving that his murderous threats are a sign of affection bc jon is his favorite son he never had, his little rascal, his angel face smoochie bear, one could even consider jon to be, his special boy. heightened only by the fact that jon is his closest living male relative. that’s uncle stannis (cousins. but that’s not as fun to say) i could even tell you that jon is his true lawful heir but that might make a lot of you throw up and die

[mormontdacey]

stannis dropping “smuggler” like a casual slur whenever davos tries to gentle parent him into being a decent king