#Stannis baratheon

[lmaowh-at]

Catelyn heard someone snigger behind her. She loves him, poor thing, she thought sadly. She'd play his squire just to touch him, and never care how great a fool they think her... (and some other things)

[thekeytothenorth]

robert baratheon's small council was hysterical actually:

• old ass father figure

• boybestfriend's wife's weird incel friend

• lannister boot licker maester

• the most influential spy in the world who definitely cannot be trusted

• hated repressed younger brother

• hedonistic teenage gay brother as master of laws (??)

• secret targaryen loyalist

[grandkhan221b]

HOTD season 2 coming up got me re-reading ASOIAF again wooops

[eriochromatic]

Last minute self indulgent pride illustration featuring my comfort characters and personal headcanons ✨✨✨

[all-lee24]

I keep postponing serious ASOIAF art to draw the stupidest things

[jaehaeryshater]

What if you wanted to be KING but your niece and nephews were BASTARDS and your brother was GAY and STUPID and everyone HATED you and you couldn’t find a DENTIST for your teeth you ground down and a PRIESTESS told you to kill your DAUGHTER and a CLOWN was there

[knightsickness]

the thing about theon being taken as a prisoner to ensure balon’s good behaviour is if ned hadnt volunteered to ward him at winterfell theon could have had a much better time (being a louche scheming kings landing courtier after robert immediately forgets hes supposed to be a prisoner and just lets him do whatever) or a much worse time (foisted off on stannis and stuck on dragonstone with the worlds most miserable swingers)

[nulnoildrinker]

[it-holic]

a perfect meme for them

[mormontdacey]

stannis dropping “smuggler” like a casual slur whenever davos tries to gentle parent him into being a decent king

[lmaowh-at]

Idk how to caption this (pose referenced from kaySD999 on twitter and Davos' design is inspired by shripscapi)

[daenystheedreamer]

[kaellecappuccino]

[amber-laughs]

grrm said that only nobles have their heads cut off as a sign of respect and lowborns are hanged but when stannis is constantly threatening to execute jon (a lowborn) he threatens him with beheading proving that his murderous threats are a sign of affection bc jon is his favorite son he never had, his little rascal, his angel face smoochie bear, one could even consider jon to be, his special boy. heightened only by the fact that jon is his closest living male relative. that’s uncle stannis (cousins. but that’s not as fun to say) i could even tell you that jon is his true lawful heir but that might make a lot of you throw up and die

[jaimelannister]

The Dance of Dragons. It’s the story of the fight between Rhaenyra Targaryen and her half-brother Aegon for control of the Seven Kingdoms. Both of them thought they belonged on the Iron Throne. When people started declaring for one of them or the other, their fight divided the kingdom in two. Brothers fought brothers. Dragons fought dragons. By the time it was over, thousands were dead. And it was a disaster for the Targaryens as well. They never truly recovered.

— “The dance of dragons”? Why is that a dance? Doesn’t make much sense.

That's just what they call it. I think it’s poetic.

GAME OF THRONES 5.09 — The Dance of Dragons

[winterprince601]

read him to filth and topped it all off with a mean gay little apology. renly it doesn't even matter that you're going to die next chapter, because you will ALWAYS be famous.