#Stannis baratheon
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Catelyn heard someone snigger behind her. She loves him, poor thing, she thought sadly. She'd play his squire just to touch him, and never care how great a fool they think her... (and some other things)
#brienne of tarth#renly baratheon#catelyn stark#catelyn tully#stannis baratheon#davos seaworth#theon greyjoy#asha greyjoy#asoiaf#acok#a clash of kings#this fucking quote hit me like a truck right in my balls I genuinely start tearing up whenever i look at it its wild#im not even sure why it hit me so hard??? its just kinda me fr#anyway renly looks like loki sorry it wasnt intended#and ofc i had to include the greyjoy siblings too#🧩
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robert baratheon's small council was hysterical actually:
• old ass father figure
• boybestfriend's wife's weird incel friend
• lannister boot licker maester
• the most influential spy in the world who definitely cannot be trusted
• hated repressed younger brother
• hedonistic teenage gay brother as master of laws (??)
• secret targaryen loyalist
#sitcom now please#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#robert baratheon#petyr baelish#stannis baratheon#renly baratheon#barristan selmy#a game of thrones#i’m cleaning out my drafts i can’t remember when i made this post but. so true past me
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HOTD season 2 coming up got me re-reading ASOIAF again wooops
#so good to be back in my natural state i.e. coping about Winds#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#fanart#my art#stannis baratheon#melisandre of asshai#renly baratheon#him and his drip are SO fun to draw#brynden rivers#bloodraven#bran stark#jon connington#rhaegar targaryen#(derogatory)#robert baratheon#featuring :#jojen paste#slight body horror#i guess ???#valyrianscrolls#edit I just noticed bloodraven is missing the wrong eye argh that's what you get for flipping the canvas too much
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Last minute self indulgent pride illustration featuring my comfort characters and personal headcanons ✨✨✨
#zagreus#vi arcane#jinx arcane#sanji#patrochilles#rhaenicent#renly baratheon#stannis baratheon#sir crocodile#silco arcane#bon clay#erio art#erio stuff#well ok half of them are canon#and a lot of the rest are heavily implied in some way or the other#and there are few that are a stretch but personally makes me happy so#this is just a bunch of my favorites together w/ no explanation lol don't come for me
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I keep postponing serious ASOIAF art to draw the stupidest things
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What if you wanted to be KING but your niece and nephews were BASTARDS and your brother was GAY and STUPID and everyone HATED you and you couldn’t find a DENTIST for your teeth you ground down and a PRIESTESS told you to kill your DAUGHTER and a CLOWN was there
#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf#game of thrones#stannis baratheon#renly baratheon#melisandre#shireen baratheon#patchface
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a perfect meme for them
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#asoiaf#catelyn stark#lysa tully#renly baratheon#stannis baratheon#sandor clegane#gregor clegane#arya stark#sansa stark#jaime lannister#cersei lannister#tyrion lannister#jon snow#robb stark#theon greyjoy#asha greyjoy#bran stark#daenerys targaryen#rhaegar targaryen
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Idk how to caption this (pose referenced from kaySD999 on twitter and Davos' design is inspired by shripscapi)
#asoiaf#stannis baratheon#davos seaworth#stavos#this is long overdue trade for my stavos pilled friend#🧩#a song of ice and fire
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grrm said that only nobles have their heads cut off as a sign of respect and lowborns are hanged but when stannis is constantly threatening to execute jon (a lowborn) he threatens him with beheading proving that his murderous threats are a sign of affection bc jon is his favorite son he never had, his little rascal, his angel face smoochie bear, one could even consider jon to be, his special boy. heightened only by the fact that jon is his closest living male relative. that’s uncle stannis (cousins. but that’s not as fun to say) i could even tell you that jon is his true lawful heir but that might make a lot of you throw up and die
#their father and sonism is something that can be so personal#jon snow#stannis baratheon#valyrianscrolls#valyrian scrolls
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stannis dropping “smuggler” like a casual slur whenever davos tries to gentle parent him into being a decent king
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The Dance of Dragons. It’s the story of the fight between Rhaenyra Targaryen and her half-brother Aegon for control of the Seven Kingdoms. Both of them thought they belonged on the Iron Throne. When people started declaring for one of them or the other, their fight divided the kingdom in two. Brothers fought brothers. Dragons fought dragons. By the time it was over, thousands were dead. And it was a disaster for the Targaryens as well. They never truly recovered.
— “The dance of dragons”? Why is that a dance? Doesn’t make much sense.
That's just what they call it. I think it’s poetic.
GAME OF THRONES 5.09 — The Dance of Dragons
#gotedit#hotdedit#shireen baratheon#gotshireenbaratheon#stannis baratheon#tvedit#gameofthronesdaily#.gif#got*#*
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read him to filth and topped it all off with a mean gay little apology. renly it doesn't even matter that you're going to die next chapter, because you will ALWAYS be famous.
#forgot how much he served until his dying breath#a terrible king#and yet an unimpeachable icon#pun intended#stannis baratheon#asoiaf#asoiaf meta#asoiaf shitpost#house baratheon#renly baratheon
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GET HIS ASS DAVOS
#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#a storm of swords#asos#game of thrones#davos seaworth#stannis baratheon#stannis the mannis#i love how thats a tag#like yeah ok ill tag the mannis#stavos#orig#yes im reading storm but not really bc im actually in clash rn#i JUST got to davos i in acok :/#its been slow going
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i still like this format, you cant stop me, you'll have to pull my browser-not-mspaint from my cold, dead hands
#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf#game of thrones#house of the dragon#hotd#got#robb stark#eddard stark#ned stark#stannis baratheon#robert baratheon#jon snow#theon greyjoy#jaime lannister#tywin lannister#tyrion lannister#sandor clegane#the hound#jaqen h'ghar#jorah mormont#barristan selmy#petyr baelish#littlefinger#ramsay snow#davos seaworth
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