#Stan and Snatcher

[novsurfff]

I've watched only three hours out of twenty three of gameplay and I already really like it yooooo

[cheetospuffsgoods]

Kids selling their souls to shadow spirits is my favorite genre of game

(Snatcher is trying to take aris soul too because he’s big and greedy)

[darkmedolie]

It's 2am now I go sleep-

I made him in one day

[tiramegtoons]

[sorbetjellyisathing]

side tangent apart from the epic falls au im working on, im wondering if i should make a hat in time x gravity falls as well... nostalgia, both of them for me! likely will do subcon forest cuz reminds me of gravity falls omg imagine ford as vanessa and stan as snatcher... (p.s. no incest)

[coin-snatcher]

It's a shame Ford never sees him.

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Curious are you? Go on! I promise no gnomes wanna bite your fingers here!

https://www.tumblr.com/coin-snatcher/781278318051917824/angels-madness-au?source=share

[thelastspeecher]

Got to thinking about my Accidental Abduction AU, in which Stan winds up with an alien spleen bc he ruptured his doing something stupid. This new organ results in his blood being a reddish purple color.

I haven't really addressed Dipper and Mabel in this AU, but they do eventually show up, to spend a summer (the summer of 2012) with their great-uncle Ford.

And 1000%, their off-planet relatives visit during that summer.

And I was just thinking that holy shit would that be a great thing to have Stan visit, cut himself or something, and then frantically lie his ass off so Dipper and Mabel don't get suspicious about his obviously weird blood color.

(They don't buy it.)

[majormeilani]

reblogging fanart of a character but not saying anything just tagging what they're from and their name like i'm not absolutely deranged about them

[slime-sandwhich-nom]

Ok but seal the deal made me think that snatcher is actually so strong he can create a literal different dimension and control it JUST to make a few contracts and make you a difficult challenge than before

[novsurfff]

GUYS I THINK IM GOING INSANE-

[cheetospuffsgoods]

Snoodle swap

[darkmedolie]

⬆️My brain right now

(Just in case, I did not intend it as a snatcher x stan drawing, I'm just simping over both of them at the same time)

[hollowed-theory-hall]

Is Harry a good liar?

I think he's a pretty good liar. Yes, of course, there was the Vernon Dudley incident, but the problem there wasn't that he couldn't lie; he just came up with a bad one. But when he comes up with a good lie, his acting can back it up.

I mentioned it a bit here, I believe, but let's review a few times Harry lies really well:

“Should call Filch, I should, if something’s a-creeping around unseen.” Harry had a sudden idea. “Peeves,” he said, in a hoarse whisper, “the Bloody Baron has his own reasons for being invisible.” Peeves almost fell out of the air in shock. He caught himself in time and hovered about a foot off the stairs.

(PS, Ch16)

“Potter! Weasley! What are you doing?” It was Professor McGonagall, and her mouth was the thinnest of thin lines. “We were — we were —” Ron stammered. “We were going to — to go and see —” “Hermione,” said Harry. Ron and Professor McGonagall both looked at him. “We haven’t seen her for ages, Professor,” Harry went on hurriedly, treading on Ron’s foot, “and we thought we’d sneak into the hospital wing, you know, and tell her the Mandrakes are nearly ready and, er, not to worry —” Professor McGonagall was still staring at him, and for a moment, Harry thought she was going to explode, but when she spoke, it was in a strangely croaky voice. “Of course,” she said, and Harry, amazed, saw a tear glistening in her beady eye. “Of course, I realize this has all been hardest on the friends of those who have been . . . I quite understand.

(CoS, Ch16)

both Filch and McGonagall fall for his lies pretty easily.

Harry's lying is that he comes up with a lie quickly (sometimes badly) and then he sticks to it with full confidence. Like, he chooses a lie and sticks to it like it's no one's business, which is what makes him a good liar when he has a good lie.

Even when his lies are bad, he comes up with them super quickly:

“This is the copy of Advanced Potion-Making that you purchased from Flourish and Blotts?” “Yes,” said Harry firmly. “Then why,” asked Snape, “does it have the name ‘Roonil Waz- lib’ written inside the front cover?” Harry’s heart missed a beat. “That’s my nickname,” he said. “Your nickname,” repeated Snape. “Yeah . . . that’s what my friends call me,” said Harry. “I understand what a nickname is,” said Snape.

(HBP, Ch24)

And he's a quicker and more believable liar than Ron and Hermione:

“what happened to you?” “Stung.” Harry muttered. “Been Stung.” “Yeah, looks like it.” said a second voice. “What’s your name?” snarled Greyback. “Dudley.” said Harry. “And your first name?” “I—Vernon. Vernon Dudley.” “Check the list, Scabior.” said Greyback, and Harry head him move sideways to look down at Ron, instead. “And what about you, ginger?” “Stan Shunpike.” said Ron. “Like ’ell you are.” said the man called Scabior. “We know Stan Shunpike, ’e’s put a bit of work our way.” There was another thud. “I’b Bardy,” said Ron, and Harry could tell that his mouth was full of blood. “Bardy Weasley.” “A Weasley?” rasped Greyback. “So you’re related to blood traitors even if you’re not a Mudblood. And lastly, your pretty little friend . . . ” The relish in his voice made Harry’s flesh crawl. “Easy, Greyback.” said Scabior over the jeering of the others. ”Oh, I’m not going to bite just yet. We’ll see if she’s a bit quicker at remembering her name than Barny. Who are you, girly? “Penelope Clearwater.” said Hermione. She sounded terrified, but convincing. “What’s your blood status?” “Half-Blood.” said Hermione.

(DH, Ch23)

Hermione sounds terrified, Ron comes up with his answears too slowly and gets the snatchers suspicious, and Harry, even if he comes up with a shit name, says this shit name with full confidence, calm, and convection.

And that confidence is the key to a good lie.

Harry knows how to speak calmly under pressure. We see it with Umbridge too:

“Where is Albus Dumbledore?” “No idea,” said Harry promptly. “Drink up, drink up,” she said, still smiling. [...] “Very well,” said Umbridge, looking displeased. “In that case, you will kindly tell me the whereabouts of Sirius Black.” [...] “I don’t know,” he said a little too quickly. [...] Where is Sirius Black?” “No idea,” said Harry loudly. “Haven’t got a clue.” They stared at each other so long that Harry felt his eyes watering. Then she stood up. “Very well, Potter, I will take your word for it this time, but be warned...

(OotP, Ch28)

He is calm and says his line with enough conviction and quickly enough with his answers that Umbridge believes he was saying the truth under Veritaserum no less.

So, yeah, I'd say Harry is good at the act of lying, though, coming up with lies is... well... it depends on the situation and how stressed he is and able to come up with something convincing — but his problem is usually the content of the lies, not the acting.

[stupidlittlespirit]

THOUGHTS ON PANTY SNATCHER FORD [holds out mic]

yes.

but not 'intentionally'.

*puts on lab coat and taps clipboard*

I think purposefully stealing underwear is a Stan thing, but that Ford would accidentally seize the opportunity if it arose. (for some reason I think of both of them when I think of this one specific behaviour, idk why)

Ford considers himself to be above things like that. He tells himself he isn't weak of the flesh or however he wants to phrase it, and he wouldn't be caught dead engaging in something so perverted.... Except.....

I'm going to set this in the MTB au to illustrate what I mean.

Remember what I mentioned in Spores that Reader will take care of the house when Stan and Ford are away at sea? Well, perhaps they stay over for a night or two (normal, allowed, they're just keeping an eye on things) and they do some of their laundry there. Let's say they accidentally, carelessly, leave a pair of their underwear in the laundry room and don't even notice it.

So they go about their day-to-day none the wiser (it's just one pair, they're probably not gonna notice) and leave etc.

And eventually, Ford and Stan return home.

Ford goes to wash some of their clothes from the trip and uh oh! accidentally discovers Reader's underwear in the drum of the washing machine.

He's embarrassed, of course, and is initially like 'oh no, I'll have to expertly craft some kind of scenario where I can get these back into Reader's possession without them noticing'. And he means that, he really will try and return them to Reader, but then he holds them and feels them and studies them for maybe a little longer than he needs to..... He imagines things and then berates himself for doing so, and just as he's about to force himself to tuck them away somewhere and carry on with his task, Stan is shouldering his way into the laundry room to ask Ford something unrelated.

Panicking, Ford then pockets the underwear because he doesn't want his brother to see them and accuse him of something unsavoury or be gross himself about it.

They talk about whatever and Ford forgets all about it.... Until, that is, later that night.

Ford is locked away in his bedroom, undressing for the night, and as he takes off his jeans, the pair of underwear falls from the pocket of them and onto the floor.

He abruptly remembers and snatches them up, putting them on his nightstand and telling himself he'll return them first thing; he'll call by Reader's house or have them over for a 'welcome back' dinner or something and find an opportunity to slip them into their bag or whatever.

But once he's in bed, he just finds his eye drawn back to them time and time again. He can't help himself. He can't keep his mind off of them. It's driving him nuts.

So he gives in a bit. It's just curiosity, right? If he allows himself to look them over fully then it'll be sated and he can just forget it and move on. Except. Now that he's got them in his hands again....

Now he's wondering what they look like when they're on Reader.... Do the bands dig into the soft parts of Reader's hips? Do they ride up when they wear them? Whilst he's been at sea, have they wandered around the house in just these?

Have they gotten themselves off whilst wearing them?

And fuck fuck fuck, now he's hard. Great.

Cue twenty minutes of him arguing back and forth in his head about how this is wrong and weird, and he's not some creep or low life like his brother (affectionate), he's not going to jerk off over his housekeeper's underwear! Gross!

Unless....?

It's not like anyone will find out if he did, is it? He has plausible deniability ("no, I haven't seen any of your things laying around the house, I've been at sea for three months, why do you ask?") and it's unlikely Reader will come straight out and say they left their underwear here, so he's probably not going to be questioned on it.

So without even really being conscious about it, he sneaks a hand under the band of his briefs and leisurely, he starts to touch himself with them. He starts slow because he's still not sure if he wants to back out of it, but after a few minutes, he realises it feels too good to stop.

I mean, if he's been at sea with his brother for months, with no time to himself and no opportunity for privacy, he's probably fairly pent up and looking for release of some kind. Who can blame him if his thinking is a bit illogical, right?

The next thing he knows, he's ruining them completely and cumming so hard that he has to bite his pillow to keep himself quiet.

And the guilt eats him up afterwards, of course. He knows it's wrong and he can't believe he's done it, he feels terrible about it. He scrambles to clean up the evidence and dispose of any traces of his 'crimes', and he knows he'll need to deal with the underwear itself, too.

But he can't quite bring himself to get rid of them, either. After all, it's not like he can return them to Reader, even if he launders them, so his only option really is to throw them out.

Still, that seems like such a waste, doesn't it? They're perfectly good (once they're clean) and surely Stan would see them in the trash anyway.... So maybe he'll just have to keep them safe in the bottom of his dresser drawer....Maybe he'll have to make sure no real perverts get their hands on them if they go rifling through the garbage.... Really, he's doing this to protect Reader, you see. It's all for the greater good.

Little weirdo. I love him.

[pines4thetwin]

Stancest but Dipper also has a crush on Stan and Mabel on Ford. Dipper gets jealous of Ford and Mabel of Stan but soon the younger Pines twins just realize they had crushes on each other and were just projecting on the older twins

This is actually so funny to meeeee

Cause it would just them crushing on their grunks for bunch of reasons that are actually just things that remind the nibs of eachother.

It would start when they find out about the grunks relationship (theyve been projecting themselves on those old men so hard, in so many different ways, its crazy) and just escalate from there.

Like dipper, who sees himself as ford and Mabel as stan (even if he doesnt realize it) not only getting jealous when he sees Ford being all touchy with Stan, cause he's convinced his crush is on Stan, but also when he sees Mabel trying to spend more time with ford he just starts seething. And just being a little asshole about it like glaring at Ford thinking: "Cant have shit around here."

Cause yes he wants Stan but also he doesnt want Ford going anywhere near Mabel.

And Mabel, bless her sweet heart, going from Stans #1 supporter to his biggest hater. Stan cannot catch a break when it comes to her and she's so passive aggressive but in a sweet way that it has him confused. He cant go near Ford (or Dipper) without incurring her silent wrath. He'll offer her breakfast and get a: "Why don't you ask if dipper wants stancakes." and stan's just *kicked puppy face* because he doesnt know what's going on.

And both of the Stan feel like they're getting whiplash cause the younger twins have gone full 180° on them.

So then youd have the stans just laying together confused after a long day of walking on eggshells like:

Ford: I think Mason hates me now?

Stan: Eh, thats not too bad. Mabels plotting my demise.

Ford: Thats interesting... She asked to go with me on my next "excursion"

Stan: Dipper told me I "look nice"...

Stan: Body snatchers?

I think it'd take forever for them to realize what their feelings actually are. Dipper only has a crush on Stan because he's eccentric and weird in all the ways that remind him of Mabel and the same goes for Mabel with Fords nerdiness and excitement for all things weird.

I dont know how they would figure it out but I just imagine afterwards them going back to their Grunks all remorseful and apologizing.

Dipper shuffling into the lab like:

Dipper: Great Uncle Ford? I know I've been a jerk but I actually don't hate you... And I'm sorry I tried to break up you and Grunkle Stan.

Ford: Well I'm glad- You tried to what!?!?!

And Mabel snuggling up to Stan all shy and apologetic while he's making breakfast.

Mabel: I think i'll take some of those stancakes now Grunkle Stan. If thats okay?

Stan: Sure thing sweetheart. So... We all good?

Mabel: Yeah and I'm sorry I called you a home wrecking whore.

Stan: I don't remember you calling me that...

Mabel: Not to your face

Just,,,,,,,, hear me out?!!?!?!

Anyways, sorry if this isn't what you meant, this is what came to mind >_<

[sharksfrommars]

I love thinking about the biggest real crimes and think about whether Stan Pines would do them.

like, I think Stan would be DB cooper, and he would be the Silk Road guy.

He wouldn’t do Theranos because he respects Ford to much to ruin his reputation in the scientific community.

He would fake discovering an element for clout.

He would shoot JFK, but purely for personal reasons.

All heists are definitely crimes Stan would do.

Stan would totally be a hacker, asking Ford to build him tools that make it easy.

Stan would in-fact be one of those bike phone snatchers in London.

Stan would ABSOLUTELY sell dodgy copper and carry around the complaints he got as a trophy.

Stan would steal the Mona Lisa.

he wouldn’t do any of the actually scary crimes, but it’s so funny to think about some of these events and replace the people doing them with Stan

please! Reblog with real crimes you think Stan would do!