#Staff bot my beloved...

[vectorisheree]

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[soupmanspeaks]

Hey guys happy Thanksgiving anyways imagine during thanksgivings/christmas's at the pizza plex, glamfreddy sees advertisements for it on the screens and he feels a sense of longing, like calm, quiet family suppers at the dinner table is something he would've killed for in a past life aha okay byeeee

[starriegalaxy]

Title : Birthday Delights (It Was YOU All Along) 

Posted on AO3 as well!

Tags : Fluff, romance, romantic-leaning, female reader, set in Fear Factor AU, FNAF daycare attendants, head chef bot (oc) 

Rated : General 

Synopsis : It's your birthday and don't your beloveds have a surprise for you! 

Note : I kinda based this on my b'day events a little but yes, enjoy reading hehehe <33 Also, there's like one suggestive-ish thing but it's more to like a grab but it's harmless HAHA okay go read and COMMENT PLSPLSPLS I need to hear thine thoughtssss ‼️💖‼️

Tagging : @crabsnpersimmons @amarynthian-chronicles @hexcii @kaprisvn @ping-ski and ALL MY MOOTS AND SUPPORTERS!! Thanks for making me feel loved 🥹💕

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Another day, another year. 

Except this time, it’s a special day for you. 

Where the stars aligned and paved a way for your existence to be carved into the world. 

A star was born. 

And that was you. 

Wonderful, exceptional and brilliant you. 

Of course, that didn't mean you were off work during this time. Quite the opposite really, it was devastatingly busy. So busy, you blundered a bit when giving directions to visitors and had to bring up the map in your watch several times for help. This helplessness escalated into kicking the mapbot for being too annoying today and you tripped over the caution bots more often. 

Just another day, with twice the mishaps. Normal to you but when explained to others, has people looking at you with bug eyes, wondering how you still existed at this point. Nothing short of a miracle and some kind of fate, you would jest lightly. Oh, can't be dreary on your own day so you metaphorically swiped those thoughts with a broom and continued with your patrol. 

As it hit around 6PM, your feet were beyond sore. It wouldn't hurt to take a quick nap at the office, right? Debating for about half a second, you shrug and take your chances. Stepping in with a yawn, you sat on the chair, put on your jacket like a blanket and dozed off….. phew! Good thing nothing more exciting will happen - 

Ah. Nevermind, strings were being pulled in the background and everyone was determined to make you feel just as special on your day and as much of it as possible! 

Freddy got to work preparing a heartfelt letter, Chica prepared some music selections with Music Man, Bonnie gathered some desserts from his own parlor, Monty tried to find something but ended up custom making a guitar pick for you somehow and Roxy was selecting some of the color palettes that they had in store to give you whereas the caution bots practised singing the happy birthday song, the S.T.A.F.F bots were practising their dancing and skits - everyone had a task to do and they were all determined to make it as close to perfect for you! 

Meanwhile, Moon swiftly kidnapped head chef bot, threatened him to stay quiet and obey his next orders. Too afraid to even speak considering this animatronic was notorious for dealing with the previous staff bots, he could only nod in acceptance. As they reached the daycare, Moon continues carrying head chef bot until they reach the playhouse where Hannah frequently likes to play in. 

“Stay here. Be silent.”, Moon commands, placing head chef bot delicately into said house. A tad cramped, it was a good thing robots didn't have nerves that would flare if they sat the way he did for that long. Head chef bot nods frantically and tries to melt into the wall. Even after there was reassurance that the daycare attendants would be more civil with head chef bot when you were present… It was another thing entirely when it was only both of them left alone together. 

“Good.”, Moon rasps, giggling mischievously before patting head chef bot’s hair and scuttling off to find you. As always, they were sooo excited to see you any time and day but today was the one time, they get permission to be extra excited. Hat jingling with excitement, its sound awakens you as it shook about near the security office door. At first, you thought it was your phone’s alarm but quickly tuned into it properly and judged that it was the daycare attendant's bells. 

Rubbing your eyes to shake off the remnants of the sleep spells, you sleepily opened the door just a smidge to confirm the person behind it. Moon’s glowing red eyes greeted you, almost like a zoomed in picture and it scared the sprinkles out of you which resulted in punching him fully on the face by instinct. That hurt your hand SO bad. Oh well, he was also reeling back from the pain that set off too, his head legit spinned like 3 times from the sheer force.

“Moony! What'd I tell you about doing that?!”, you exclaimed, rubbing your sore hand while fighting back the tears in your eyes. “... It funny. Sorry.”, he holds his faceplate, then proceeds to grab your hands gently and tries to pat away the pain, making small smooching sounds against your skin. That made your skin darken in hue and you flap your hand out of his grasp. “U-Um, anyways, what happened?”, you flit your gaze downwards at your shoes, fidgeting with your tie. 

“Follow.”, Moon orders, getting on all fours. Huh. You would do the exact action he was doing right now but you decide against it. Also, judging by your internal clock, it was already closing time and right on cue, the automated announcement rang. It was somewhat halfway to the daycare when you announced that you couldn't take walking anymore and asked for uppies. Moon does a whole acrobatic contortion before scooping you into his arms, making you hang off him like a koala bear. 

A cute imagery to the daycare attendants, an embarrassing position to be had in. Augh. You don't argue as he subtly turns up his temperature and the soft warmth almost lulls you back into sleep. He squeezes your thigh cheekily once to keep you awake and then laughs when you tiredly whack him at his ruffles. With your arms wrapped around his neck and your legs crisscrossed to enable stability around his waist, you could do little and just enjoy not having to exert more energy temporarily. 

Murmuring incoherent and silly sounds into his shoulders, he slows to a stop in front of the gates. “Here.”, Moon announces and settles you down on the floor. You gave him an absurdly cute pout but he doesn't yield into carrying you again. Instead, he opens the gates and pulls you into the daycare, the sounds of his gears turning a comfort to your ears. “How was day?”, Moon fills the silence with the default 20 questions starter pack. 

“Tiring. Eepy.”, you murmur. “Stay awake, Starlight.” You whine louder and he giggles all the same. Relentless. Why do you like the daycare attendants? Booooo tomato tomato tomato!!! You pat at his back, where his hook would've sunk in. Moon pays no mind and guides you to the playhouse. Wha….t? The windows and doors were closed and you hadn't the faintest idea what could be stored in here and why it felt like he was shaking with giddiness…

“Moony, if you're thinking of pranking me today of all days, I'll let you know-”, he silences you with his finger and says, “Open.” effectively making your curiosity peak. Oh no… hate it when that happens. He subtly changes appearances into Eclipse in the background due to Sun wanting to get in on seeing your live reaction too. Stomping your feet like an upset bunny and making a displeased noise, you begrudgingly begin opening the door. All of a sudden, you were nervous…. What if it was a scary item? What if it was weird? What if - 

You pull back immediately once you open the door, afraid of what might grace your sights but paused in pure confusion at seeing head chef bot. As you stood there, waiting for whatever scheme these jesters had in mind, head chef bot was dragged out of the playhouse gently by Eclipse. The slow realisation that came to you when you saw Eclipse set him up like a makeshift doll made you want to laugh a bit. Poor thing looked so distressed despite the lack of facial structure for it. He must've not liked being kept there for too long. 

“Hey… eggtart.”, you smile, loosening your arms from their folded position and opened them for a hug. Funnily enough, he zooms right into your arms and you could feel him shake from whatever jitters a robot could have. It wasn't like he could have that tingly session alike humans when they've sat on their legs for too long… You chalk it up to the daycare attendants not really being good at sharing. Plus, you've seen how intimidating they could be when jealous. It took a lot of coaxing via apology kisses and cuddles�� Sigh. 

You pat his back comfortingly and send a soft glare the attendant’s way. They show no remorse in their body language. Tch, of course. They were anything but dishonest with their intentions. It's become better… they were willing to spare a bit more time to head chef bot whenever you wanted his attention but it wasn't easy. The incessant dramatic whinings and subtle threats while the sweet boy didn't know anything, actually no - he knew close to nothing about love so they could at least cut him some slack in that regard. 

And they did. Again, not an easy feat but it was successful regardless. Sometimes. 

You tuck some of head bot’s hair to the side and kiss his temple while standing on your tippy toes. “Did the big bad daycare attendant scare you again?”, you ask carefully. That earns you a tighter squeeze and repeated nods. Sighhhhhh. “What do you have to say for yourself, mister?”, your glare sharpening. Eclipse scoffs, exuding Sun’s stronger personality while crossing his own arms. “I have the right to remain silent. Lest, our lady gets upset with us.”, he evades skillfully. 

“No kisses for today then.” A comedic quick turn of his head that would've caused a normal human to be whiplashed was given as a reply, flashes of neon blue and red evident in his eyes. “You wouldn't.”, Eclipse’s tone turns raspier, bordering on tipping into sheer static. “Try me.”, comes your auto reply. A few puffs were let out from his joints and with a spin of his rays, he looks away while muttering a, “Fine. I'm sorry.”, with a hiss in his pitch. If words could burn… 

You sigh again and let one arm open to coax him into the hug. “C’mere, baby.” His rays twitch, a rapid jut of in and out before he's scrambling to get in on the cuddle action. A burst of giggles is let out from you. “You can have kisses after you tell me what's my surprise.”, you delicately wipe his smile after kissing your thumb in a semblance of an indirect kiss. He leans closer but keeps his distance respectful as he holds you alongside head chef bot. 

“Temptress.”, he affectionately jokes, kissing your forehead and grabs your hand. Head chef bot rolls along with you both. “This way then.” He does a cartwheel before Moon is reassembled at the end when he's standing back up again. He crouches in his default silly way and tilts his head, hat jingling loudly. “Starlight, promise?”, your Sandman rasps, blinking to mimic fluttering eyelashes. Oh for crying out loud! “Yes. I do. Now c'mon, I'm curious!”, you urge him. Moon giggles, full of delight at the promise before opening the gates for you and your fourth lover. 

The walk there is quiet and both Eclipse and head chef bot were insistent on holding your hands on the way to your destination : the food court. Feeling a bit giddy and embarrassed as you got nearer to said place, you slip out your hands and tell them, “That'll do, boys. Thank you.” Pocketing your hands into your pants pockets, you walk further in and discover there were streamers lined up on the ceiling somehow - must be Moon’s doing - a small yet wonderful orange coloured with dark chocolate accented assortments of cream swirls on top, chocolate spiders and white frosted webs on the cake placed on one of the food court tables you'd been escorted to. 

There was a plate set already with plastic cutlery and a pink plastic Chica-themed cup along with plushies of the Glamrocks, presumably from the daycare. Oh, right. They were confined to night mode charging… augh. “Take a seat, Nightingale.”, Moon gestures to the chair. You sat down gingerly and stared at the cake in front of you. It was so cute. Head chef bot rolls next to you and signs, “You like autumn, right? So, I made this with that in mind. Happy birthday, jellybean.” 

Your eyes well with tears, putting a hand over your heart. A teary thank you and slight hiccup was given as a reply. Moon helps to slice the cake since you were already wracking with tears. Your uniform was undoubtedly dotted with said tears and you ate the cake that was spoon fed to you by Moon as well. Happy. You were really happy. “Thank you, you two. I love you all. Sun, Moon, Eclipse, head chef bot, Love you. Oh…”, you wailed after chewing the cake piece fully. Oh, that made their heart ache yet full. They both sandwich you in another hug. Warm. Theirs. Yours. Together.

“One more surprise.”, head chef bot signs through your bleary eyes. Another? Your heart was so impossibly frail right now - How could anything top this? Moon wipes your tears properly and closes them, blocking your vision. Head chef bot holds your left shoulder. The faint sound of heavy metal footsteps rings throughout the food court. Eh? It stops right in front of your table and you hear a few rollers sound off too. “Happy birthday, Starlight.”, Moon whispers, pulling back his hands to rest his left hand on your right shoulder. 

The Glamrocks appeared when you were able to see again, each holding their own respective plushie, brightness exuding in their poses. “Happy birthday, Superstar!”, Freddy bellows, holding his plushie in the crook of his elbow. “You're all grown up now huh, Carrotcake?”, Bonnie continues with a tease. “Another day with you is always a better day, cutie!”, Chica chirps with a high pitch, sending a wink your way. You shake with the overwhelming happiness that seemed to flow endlessly tonight. 

“Guess you're not that bad, shortcake.”, Roxy puts a hand on the table, leaning forward with a smirk in her tone. That makes you crease your eyebrows a bit but you know it's harmless. “Birthday or whatever runt, keep living.”, Monty offers snarkily. he caution bots and the rest of the S.T.A.F.F bots joined in and beeped ceremoniously, the “Happy Birthday Song” being hummed harmoniously. They didn't…. They didn'ttttt - You sob harder and Moon frantically pats your back and head chef bot also frets over you. Maybe that was a bit too much?

“Sorry, sorry, too much?”, Moon’s worried whispers snaps your attention like lightning. You could only nod, you don't trust your voice right now. It would most likely be hoarse. Augh. “Precious thing.”, he places a placating kiss on your head while head chef bot nuzzles into your hat affectionately. What'd you to deserve this? And why does it hit harder than usual? Your tears still flowed but you then bursted into laughter, hugging your lovers closely as the glamrocks joined in, various words of congratulations being said, the caution bots beeping cutely and the S.T.A.F.F bots clapping. 

Hey, the party’s just getting started - Oh well. 

What a wonderful day… 

And you're just as wonderful, Starlight. 

Happy birthday!

The End. 

[mychlapci]

Omg my liege... constructicons with ageswap prowl... the big scary cons getting their hands on that cute little tactician assistant thats always trailing after those annoying high command bots... they were ordered to catch him to be a hostage bc its obv hes beloved by the high command but now the constructicons dont wanna give this bitey cutie over to the brig staff... especially once they see what's hidden under his modesty panels like the plug

ohHoooo you’re so based for this actually. Of course Prowl is a huge target for the decepticons now. Clearly the entire high command is very fond of this little cadet, so even if he is not really a member of the autobot intelligence, he must know some things, must have caught wind of some information while he brought his commanders energon or whatever the hell they even keep him around for.

Of course, the constructicons find out what they keep him for eventually… The cute little thing gets unreasonably horny over being manhandled until his panels pop open and they can all see his plugged spike and valve… He’s so mad and embarrassed. He can’t believe his own frame would do this to him. Now he has these big brutes laughing and cooing at him and it only makes everything worse. He’s just getting more and more horny, until Prowl eventually slips and grinds against whatever they put between his legs, like a good little trainee. ..

[alieinthemorning]

Lilia meeting his lover who he thought was dead from the war because they left and never contacted him, but he saw them at the sorting ceremony to go to Diasomnia? Angst, but then fluff afterwards.

Can be anything u wan <3 I love how u write sm!!

For Everything and Nothing at All [Lilia Vanrogue]

Content: Established Relationship, Reader is of Fae Descent, Original Female Characters of Color, Angst, Hurt no Comfort

Pronouns: None

Reblogs: Let me know that you enjoy my work and want to see more, so don’t forget to like and reblog (and comment in the tags. I love seeing people’s rambles in the tags)!

This work’s concepts, plot and original characters are my own which means I do not allow any sort of creative theft nor do I allow my work to be entered into any sort of A.I. bots. Thank you for respecting my space and boundaries.

You were left behind. After the war, you searched and searched and searched, and yet he was nowhere to be found. And still you searched for him. Until finally you could search no more. You had to accept that your beloved had moved on before you—without you.

You would have descended into madness if not for the black invitation that found its way to you. With no reason to continue with something fruitless, you moved on. Improving yourself to make up for the lost time spent on him. So, when the carriage came for you, you dawned the ceremonial robes, entered the Gate, and descend into your rebirth.

“The nature of your soul is…Ignihyde.”

You felt neither upset nor elated. You simply returned to your seat, and waited for when your Dorm Leader escorted you back to your dorm. However, right as the ceremony was brought to an end, one final student made their appearance.

“…Maeda Yuuna.”

“The nature of your soul is…unclear to me.”

Then all hell broke loose. The creature in Headmage’s arms broke free from his grasp at the sudden revelation of a magicless student, claiming that it would take her place, but when he was refused, he retaliated. He turned his blue flames upon any and all that it would reach.

And just as quickly as it had begun, it ended.

“The verdict will come afterwards. Head they sentence. Off With Your Head.”

But then, and only for you, did it ramp up again.

“Ah. Just as I'd expected.” You froze, every hair on your body standing on end. “I figured I'd come down and see for myself whether Malleus had made an appearance. But once again, he was evidently not informed that his presence was required at an official ceremony.”

It was him.

The one you had been searching for.

The one who had left you behind.

He heard you—felt you.

And he did nothing.

You felt your Aether begin to unravel from you, moving toward him. You snatched it back up, and locked it away.

Leaving it to fester while you lied in wake.

And then it was October, a whole month had passed, and you hadn’t had any contact with him.

“Understood. Stay strong until I return!”

And it seemed like it would continue to be that way.

“Grrrrraaaaawwwwwrrrrr!”

“Why does this keep happening to us? This is soooo not my hashtag brand!” Cater whined with a grimace.

Until a chance presented itself.

“If you’re afraid, feel free to run.” Riddle brandished his staff.

“If that’s the case, then I’ll be retreating.” You spoke up, taking a step away from the group. “Good luck, everyone.”

You didn’t look back to see their shocked passes. You’d come up with a better excuse later. For now, you had something more important than some child’s tantrum.

You traced his Aether, finding him in the Diasomnia dormitory instead of the main building to find the staff like he said.

You barged into his room, not bothering for the proper etiquette. “You’re a coward.”

His back was facing you, and he didn’t turn when you called him that. He simply continued to fumble with something in his hands.

“I am.”

“You left without a trace.”

“I did.”

“Without me.”

“Yes.”

“Why?” Your voice raised, Aether flaring out. You felt his against yours, instinctually reaching out, but you swatted it away. “You left me alone for so long! And nothing! And you can barely say anything to me! Did any of that—our vows—mean anything to you? Anything at all?!” You grabbed his shoulder, roughly turning him to face you.

“Of course it did!” He was telling the truth, the taste of his Aether flooded your senses. You knew he was telling the truth, but…

“Then…why couldn’t I come with you…?” You crumpled into him, finally releasing all 485 years of…everything.

He followed you to the floor, and held you close. “I’m sorry. For everything, I am.”

“Then explain.” You felt the weight of him, physical and magical, on you. As if that story had been wearing down his shoulders for centuries now.

However, right as he opened his mouth, three sharp knocks at his door interrupted him.

“Father, I—” It was a silver haired human boy with periwinkle eyes. “Oh, it’s you.”

You tilted your head. “And who am I, child?”

“You are Father’s partner.”

You felt his fear, your rage, an ice-cold feeling, then—

Nothing.

“Oh.” You pulled yourself from him, and stood. “So, he’s told you about me, hm?”

The child’s brows furrowed, but he nodded.

“Tell me, in these stories, did you ever get the feeling of if I was dead or alive?”

The child paused, thinking back to whatever tales were spun for him.

“Alive.”

“Splendid.” You smiled, turning to face him. “Then please—” You slipped off your ring, and dropped it into his lap.

“Consider me dead.”

I'll be 100, I came up with the plot of this while in the shower, and completely forgot what the request said, so that's why it's kinda sorta backwards premise wise. As for the fluff...the story wanted to be written this way. Don't worry, the ending hurt me too, I actually had to pause and before writing it because I knew it would be really mean.

And yeah, thank you for requesting! I hope you enjoyed!

And everyone please be excited about the 750 follower event (whenever it comes out, I am so unprepared y'all the influx of followers recently has been INSANE! Thank y'all so much)!

Oh also! Aether! Yeah, I randomly had the idea to have like different branches of magic, so Fae Magic is called Aether, and there's also Mer Magic, Thera Magic, Human Magic, Beast Magic, and whatever else my head can think of.

Oh oh! Shout out to my girl, Maeda Yuuna! Catch her in her own works.

Ko-Fi | Commission | Masterlist

[serious-goose]

Considering the dearly beloved Stedebot (stedebonnet967) has been officially terminated by staff 🪦 😔 I thought it was time for a bit of a reveal. Twas I, pandasuplex, who created one of the Edbots (@edwardteach816). With the help of irl bestie @oysternuggets.

I also wanted to thank the OG creator @forest-sprites for the laughs. And I'm sorry if things got a bit overwhelming after a while. You had a great idea and we all sorta ran with it. 💜 To my fellow Edbot, you're a legend by the way @edward769 asdfghjkl

It made my Christmas Eve posting with you all. I sincerely apologize if anyone thought I was an actual bot posting spam on the fandom tag. It was truly just jokes and japes. The account is still active and staff hasn't terminated him (yet).🤞🏻

xoxo

-Katie

[munurufu]

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[the-scungles-of-crungles]

You are a confusing man

Y'know what maybe I'll just. Yea

[linklethehistorian]

So…as a new FNAF player — and by that I mean, a person who has loved this series for four years and counting, but only just got started with actually being able to firsthand play the games — having binged nearly the entire series by now (with just 5-7AM of Security Breach and Help Wanted 2 remaining…until Into the Pit comes out, at least), y’all were actually not cooking with all of the Security Breach hate.

Like seriously, y’all were not cooking.

“Oh, they kiddie-fied it, they took out all of the horror”

…Have you actually fucking played this game? Have you felt the atmosphere? Have you stood in the basement of the Pizzaplex and stared into the old, largely abandoned, rubble and possessed staff bot and trash-ridden, somehow supernaturally still vaguely smoldering tunnels deep underground after taking apart Chica, and for even a single moment in time, looked around and felt the weight of the emotion and the turmoil and the suffering and death that has canonically occurred over the past half a century or more and just…ruminated in it awhile?

Have you felt the experience of weaving between staff bots and murderous animatronics and hiding for dear life while watching the cameras for an opening to escape?

Have you been chased in the claustrophobic vents by something you can hear right behind you, knowing that if you slow down too long or if your sprint meter runs out, it will get you?

No, the horror elements in terms of dialogue aren’t quite as overt as the past titles. No, until you take them apart, most of the animatronics aren’t visually as overtly uncanny in design. But do they need to be for it to be terrifying? Isn’t there more to horror than being overt? Isn’t there something just as unsettling about the subtlety of sugar-coated implications, the liminality of wandering a massive closed mall after dark knowing that you are not meant to be there and no one from the outside world is coming to save you, or would even notice you’re gone?

Hasn’t a lot of that always been a major part of the charm of the FNAF series? Wasn’t the liminality and the suspense of knowing something is coming to get you at any moment — really even more than the actual moment of your death — one of the greatest things the series had to offer in terms of horror?

Is Security Breach as a game — all bugs aside, most of which I should add have been largely fixed by now anyway — really all that bad and “not in the spirit of FNAF”, or are you just judging it based solely upon its color palettes and character design, and putting on your nostalgia-tinted glasses instead of actually looking at things objectively?

Because I think it’s the latter.

Is Security Breach a perfect game? No, far from it — it has flaws and imperfections and yes, glitches, and there are some aspects that I think could have been done better, or that suffered due to wanting to not let the rating go above T. But it is a good FNAF game; I’d even go so far as to say it’s a great FNAF game. It’s probably even somewhere near the very top of the list for me in my binging of the series so far.

Don’t judge a book by its cover — or by the opinions of people who are still stuck back in the earlier days of the fandom and refuse to accept that anything happened after 2017.

There is no “old fandom vs. new fandom”. FNAF is not any less FNAF than it was during the Pizzeria Simulator era. There is no divide except for the one born from a change in the attitudes of a certain portion of older fans, who have developed a sense of entitlement to look down on newer fans/fans who are into the newer games as being “fake” fans or a “different audience”, because they refuse to accept that a “true” older fan could like anything that came out after a certain year.

Your beloved series is still alive and well.

And Security Breach deserves a whole lot more love than it gets.

[betweenblackberrybranches]

Wait so about the rlgl au, do the boys know about the rule that staff can't interact with the bots? If they don't, do they ever figure out? Do they assume that y/n just doesn't want to talk to them when they avoid them? When do the boys first catch a glimpse of y/n in their workplace? Xhdjsijdisjsjd I'm in love with your big brain aus

Hi my beloved moot💓💞💞💗💓

Yea they know all the rules and details of contracts for staff and bots, for as much as the staff is not allowed to interact with them they are also not allowed to interact with staff.

Obviously there are situations in which that rule does not apply, like for instance, only hypotheticly, a fire... then all rules are lifted to ensure the safety of everyone cough mostly just the extreamly wealthy customers, secondly the staff. The bots can be easily replaced by newer modles so they are not prioritized cough

So yea if they knew that Y/N is part of the staff they would understand why they keep a distance and either leave them alone or do their best to cover up that they know eachother, depending on how far along their relstionship is. But Y/N doesn't know that, they do not fully trust Sun and Moon to not rat them out or say/do something incriminating, so they try to keep it a secret from them.

I have a few ideas how the reveal could go... maby ill actually go full on "accidently undercover" mode and make multiple non canon scenarios about how they find out

[azar-rosethorn]

X *Gently Holds my little Floridian creature*

@licorice-my-beloved

His life mission is to drive everyone insane

Mostly Freddy

He has also taken in Gregory as his apprentice

Captain of the S. S. Roxica

Former captain of the S. S. Glamrock Fronnie

And the amount of power Monty felt when Freddy and Bonnie would vent to him about their crushes on each other flared his ego

Gossip girl that knows all the tea and loves to stir the pot

Has a k!ll count of at least 30 STAFF Bots

Was an understudy for the entire band back when Bonnie was still around

Because of that he knows how to play all of the Glamrocks' instruments

He never wanted to play bass, he's always wanted to be the drummer of the band

His room is NEVER clean

Yk the gates from the game that you can only get through with Monty's claws? Those signs on them that say "No Montys Allowed" have nothing to do with his claws, Monty is just so much of a little shit that the company doesn't allow him in certain areas for fear that he might break something

[vacantfields]

HIHII! :D its me again the favorite :3 (joke🙏)

HOW ARE YOU BOYS!! :D i got new clothes yesterday dvbsisb🎉

Questions :3

1. How many languages can you speak? I know there's over 600 but are you programmed to know ALL OF THEM?

2. Hi Moon-moon! :D can i call you that? Is that ok?? :O how are youuu, myy question is if you still break the staff bots! On ur lil wiki it says you've broken a LOOTT of them ^^;

3. ECLIPSE!! BEST BOY!! HIHIIHIII HOW ARE YOUU :D because ur my favorite (no offense but also yes💥) i wanna know if you wanna go shopping with me and we can get tons of things >:D i also threaten your boss (and everyone else in the pizzaplex) to let you go with me :3 ALSO HERE HAVE THIS FANMADE CANDY FOR YOU! u have ur own candy now >:3 HUGS

4. HI SUNNY BOY!!! :D HOWW ARE YOUU?? Do you guys still need maintenance? Or do you do it yourselves? asking because i feel like its probably harder with the new functions on and in ur models and stuffs :P

5. Do you guys have a favorite song that isn't uhh-- idk space related or something? Like my favorite is pretty rave girl by SR3L and also Zombie by Johnnie Guilbert!!! :D

6. diddd you guys happen to see a dog run by, i snuck it in and now it's gone :( (note that it was abandoned im sensitive and felt bad)

7. caaann i live in the daycare with u guys :3 (i have nowhere to go and also free food xjsvsisghsk)

8. SORRY ITS A LOT I HAVE LOTS OF QUESTIONS!! Uhhh do you guys have a favorite animal or game? What's a hobby you guys have!!

9. Have you ever gotten fed up with the kids? (Like me sbhsosbh) I'm sure its a lot with, what? 40 hyperactive kids a day?? ^^;

10. I accidentally set fire to Monty Golf.

Sun: I- Starling. Ohhh Beloved little star. [He crouches down to your level] We love your questions! we do! But I've only got so many answers! [he laughs a little as he pats your head]

Moon: I can answer one of these which is No you cannot live with us, little starling. Its against the rules of the plex [he chuckles, amused by all of this]

Eclipse: (: You are very silly! thank you for the questions!

[starriegalaxy]

question for my boyfriend husband beloved love of my life

head chef bot:

do you interact with the Glamrocks? what's your impression of them? (i'm especially curious about your impression of Chica)

okay! love ya! bye! (blows a kiss!) i'll see you when you get off work, pookie!

Head chef bot : 😀❓❓❓ (towards the nicknames but starts to sign anyways...)

Do you interact with the Glamrocks?

Head chef bot : Rarely. Only speak to them if they need a birthday cake done early.

(hums robotically, wraps left arm around tummy while his right hand is propped against his chin in a thinking pose)

...hm. They've visited more often. Say they need to take care of security guard. Confusing. First time this has happened. It's... Nice.

Individual Answers :

Freddy : He is nice. Too nice. Needs to take a break more often.

Monty : Gruff. Don't really like interacting with him...

Bonnie : Playful? Very friendly too.

Roxy : Fierce. Doesn't interact with staff bots often.

What's your impression of them?

Head chef bot : Very shiny.

... (processes, hands shaking and hesitates to answer but eventually gives in)

Chica. Intense. Very intense. When hungry. Um. Grateful she finishes the trash though.

okay! love ya! bye! (blows a kiss!) i'll see you when you get off work, pookie!

(blinks and widens eyes at the last sentence, misreading the word)

... Bye cookie??

(crosses arms)

I'm not food.... but (nods) see you later then, take care 👍🏻

Thanks for asking my dearest baby boy, head chef bot a questionnn 😚💞

P/S : If y'all wanna ask any of my OCs, go ahead! I just don't have concrete designs of them yet so I may only answer in text form :") thanks again!

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[theladyofrosewater]

WARNING Help Wanted 2 Spoilers

we get to play staff bot dress up!

this man has no idea how to do make up

GLITCHTRAPPPP

"staffbot OC creator" whoever you are in chat ur right

roxy bby girl u have so many self esteem issues

spiff cant see chat he taped it to his headset with a spatula

GLITCHTRAP STOP INTERUPTING MAKEOVERS MAKE AN APPOINTMENT IF YOU WANT ONE

please roxy need therapy actually help her

mystic hippo STOP

cooking time gotta love the corporate commentary on how replaceable you are

spiff is doing a terrible job same

I hate customer service work too food service PTSD

FREDDY MINIGAME

aww he warns you that he's dangerous I love him

oh his eyes are gone now

HE CANT HAVE ICE SCREAM CAKE D:

"good job! you are my-jumpscare sound"

lmao if you fail a bunch the animatronics reference that you suck

freddy can I be your superstar pls my mental state is terrible

FAZWRENCH UNLOCKED BITCHES

PRINCESS QUEST 4??!!?!?! VANNY MASK

??!!

LORE LORE LORE

WHAT THE ACTUALY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

WE"RE ACTUALLY IN THE PIZZA SIM BUILDING

CADY CADECT BELOVED

LORE STORIES

[kronoose]

Offline live blog of Taz abnimals EP 5

Clint with the steel chair to my emotions

Griffin please send me three shorts with Sax beatboxing

THE SAX IS BACK MY BELOVED

Steeplechase mentioned!!!

I don't like gridiron

Navy out here stealing the valour/j

Do the shrimps heh

Where he go??

Owl??

Robot owl??

The Silver dude!!

My sensory issues don't like the dial tone

Shot bot that you?

A people would give it back

What the fuck navy

Hand carting sounds like a euphemism

Damn thats Deep

Oop swinging at the big guys

Ooooo techno music

Going into combat has never been more threatening

FUCK YOU TRAVIS sincerely a French Canadian

Great job axe-o-lyle

All bots are off (I wish lol except the haiku bot I love you haiku bot )

Siren song or swan song/j

It's not Taz unless someone is causing the staff at a fancy event to unionize

Oh god that was so cool

Damn I don't want to wait a week to see what happens next

Oh def Leppard

It's giving emaculate conception at the creation of rock music