#Sssnakeysstuff

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Puter. How to get platonic caregiver without asking for one, revealing I want one, or talking to anyone at all. Puter. Puter. Puter do you hear me.

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*fights regression* *fights regression* *fights regression* *fights regression* *remembers that there's no reason to fight it, I've got time to relax and destress and regression is a healthy way of doing so.* *fights regression.*

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When ur sso sssleepy that ur in bed sstill but you feel like you're rocking nyway nd ur eyesss are ssso heavy but u don't wanna sssleep because ur a big boy and big boyss ssstay up passt midnight 💤🐍 oh nd ur in a plusshie and blankie nd pillow cave too sssooo

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Thiss isss who mean professsorss make do asssignmentss. Can you believe it.

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I wanna make friendsss but I dunno what to talk about :|

I got a new blanket and it's ssssssuper ssoft. Tell me about your blanketss and we'll be blanket buddiessssss.

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I really wanna be tiny and go to an arcade ! Wanna go with a CG and play all the old games for hours and hours! Wanna get overpriced food and not worry about it! I can't play DDR alone, but maybe a CG could help me. It would be so much fun!

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When your body hurtsss BUT you gotssss your favorite ssssstuffie, ur biggessst blankey, and ten milionssss pillows to cave in while you sssleep.

I love my ssstuffiessssss ๑`꒳´๑ ssssome people think they're ssssscary but theyre my bessst friendsss, and they keep away any real monssstersssss •̀ - •́

One day I'll b ssomeonessss little ssssnake and sssshow them all off!!!Until then I'm gonna sssssssleep for one ten billion yearssss ‾^‾ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

Night nightsssssss

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Im in a really good mood! Anyone wanna be cuddled? You gotta be okay cuddling a boa constrictor through. And you need to bring lemonade and sssnacksss

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Is it weird I want a cg so I can take care of them too? Maybe it's the parentification lingering into my regression, but cgs are just so good and deserve the whole world. I receive cuddles and head pats you receive books, coloring pages, and bites on your hand.

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Hi I guess I'm Snake or Snak or Snaek or whatever silly way you decide to spell it. I'm a 19 year old stressed student who gave up on agere out of Cringe but is trying it again because uni makes me cry a lot. Be nice to me or Shut Up I guess.

Uhhh I'm male he/him only please and thank youuu (though I guess 'it' is okay if you're being cute and calling me a little snake thing. Not ok in a gender way though.)

Things I like and are yay yay yay:

Puters (kiss em)

Video games

Horror (even in little space so bleh sorry if you get scared though you might not like it here)

Weird stuff and shiny things

Curling up in blankets and making caves to sulk in

Biting plushies

Monsters

DMS, asks, anons, caregivers and other littles, I don't care come be my friend >:( please

Things that are no no no no no:

Nsfw (I have a nsfw blog but it's not agere and I keep them very very very very separated. Please don't interact if nsfw)

Asking for my nsfw blog. I'll kick you.

I don't wanna talk about a lot of irl stuff here. Too stress. Let's talk about snakes.

Nnnnooo weird intentions please. Am bapy. Hello!! But if you wanna listen to me talk about things I'll love you forever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever!! Hi!!!

Tagsss (gonna add more in the future)

Horror or stuff too spooky for most littles - ScarySneke

Non agere for some reason? - Notagered

Original post - Sssnakeysstuff

Asks - Snaskss

Original art - Sssnakeyssnart

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Ssssssssnakey jusssst finisshed all hisss workssss!!!!! On time!!!! Gonna gonna maybe play a game ooorr ssssssomething before bedsss

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Seslllleeppy.......

Brusssh my hair nd I'll love you for ever

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blep

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Ssssssleeppiiessstt sssnake everrr but don't gonna sssleep

Jussst gonna ssnuugle with plusshiessss and ressstt my eyess for a little, Kay?

Not sssssleeping

Not sssssleep

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oooh hi there i love your blog's vibes! what video games do you like? my dork self immediately thought of metal gear upon seeing the snake theme ldjdkdbdndnd

sincerely,

@soopiroth

soup

I haven't played metal gear :p should I?

I really like Minecraft, roblox, and ssimss, but they can be a little bit big

If you have any gamesss you like, you sshould tell me! I alwayss wanna play more >:o

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Being half regressed is kinda sick. I may be slightly tiny and just a bit little but I get to pound energy drinks and cuss because I have a deadline to make.