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So yesterday the Dutch government had a press conference about the measures being taken to combat Covid-19. And during that press release, they asked the public to please stop panic buying, because people are literally going out and buying ALL. OF. THE. TOILET. PAPER. 

The thing is, stocking up on enormous amounts of food and stuff is called ‘hamsteren’ in Dutch. Like, hamsters. Which lead to this glorious moment where the Dutch sign language interpreter signed ‘stop hamstering’.  

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Photos: (Bill Nye, Martha Stewart, Betty White)

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Mambo Italiano (2003)

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slap my ass? 🥺

im social distancing rn 🥺

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How hard was it to say “pistachio”

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Ok, but Jason clumsily - but purely - helping and supporting Tahani as she comes to terms with her sexuality is an idea that I could definitely get behind

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#jasper putting impure thoughts into my head

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Quarantine in Spain. 3rd day

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when I publish my novel I want you all to swear to me that you’re going to write uncomfortably erotic fic about characters I didn’t intend to have sexual tension 

swear it

swear to me

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Steve Rogers in Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

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I’m too involved now.

Titanic, 1997 dir. James Cameron

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