#Squire Squirrel
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runawaycarouselhorse · 3 months ago
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………. I'm glad you're aware of that, sir, but then why not give her any… I get that it's appropriate to the time period, but man, the amount of "oh, this kid wasn't beaten/spanked enough, that's why they're a brat" with kids who are traumatized/lost parents/are not getting their emotional needs met is wild... at least it's Maple Town, so it ends neatly and happily with a life lesson learned (including for the parents, because man, his favouritism of his son over his daughter is harsh!)
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It's sad Judy has to prove herself worthy of her father's praise, but I'm glad that even before that, Patty calls him out and explains that Judy's antics (wearing the dress, bringing his favourite (sugary, messy...) snack into his work area... were all because she just wanted him to notice her. ;_;
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number1yisuchongfan · 6 months ago
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Happy Honeymoon Era to the married couple this chapter, I hope nothing bad happens to them in further chapters of this fanfic
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(Norm thinks they’re married) (Thaddeus doesn’t know and thinks they’re just dating) (Thaddeus just excited that he took this twink’s virginity)
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squireofgeekdom · 1 year ago
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Gwen Stacy aka Spider-Gwen aka Spider-Woman aka Ghost Spider attends ESU in 616. Doreen Green aka The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl also attends ESU in 616. And I think they should be friends.
(Is there fic? of course there's fic! Check the reblogs)
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flowery3d · 1 year ago
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The Tale of a Cruel World(model 1 attempt 0)
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Scott the Guide has been slain
The Wall of Text has awoken
Two days ago i got so bored on the graduation ceremony(middle school->high school(≈college), i decided to re-learn 3d modelling. Also because of some imaginary stuff i decided to create Calamity-based series of 3d models, mostly tied to music.
This one is made of the starting weapons; Copper Broadsword, Amethyst Staff, Copper Bow, Squirrel Squire Staff, and, of course, a pile of Throwing Bricks.
This is the result of my first 7.5-8.5 hours of work since 2017 or 2018(don't remember, on Reddit i said it was 2019 but the Blender's version i have disproofs that guess). The photo is from the WIP state, hence the "attempt 0", my next post will be the finished version, after which i'll try ninjaless king slime
In my partial migration from Reddit i decided to tie the start of my blog to the start of me 3d modelling. Let's hope both stick.
So, anyway, if you have any tips on how to be better at 3d modelling - feel free to tell me.
The spaces between line are sure getting long
The Wall of Text has been defeated
(Am i doing this right?)
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fluffypotatey · 1 year ago
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Wait NO I read squire as squirrel, I thought the knights were going around with squire squirrels!! OMG it took too long to figure that out dsdvhhj
hey @0hheytherebigbadwolf guess what new squire AU idea i got 👀
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squirsquirrel · 9 months ago
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What if I isekai'd my favourite youtubers and then brought them back? Thankfully, no one dies
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bodhrancomedy · 8 months ago
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Characters I’ve gotten to play on TV:
Idiot teenage drug dealer with a stolen gun on the run from a gang who abuses him who goes to his single mother after a fight.
Characters I’ve auditioned for:
Delinquent teen trying to raise squirrels in a bin to compensate for his neglectful father.
Teenage runaway who got beaten up by his dad
Mentally ill teenager who is severely messed up by his part in murdering his abusive father.
Trans teenager living in the aftermath of his abusive father having a stroke.
Characters I want to play on TV:
Academic who discovered something dangerous
Competent squire
A mentally sound adult with a father 🫠
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1980sactionfigures · 6 months ago
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Squirely Squirrel / Bludgeonly Bulldog - Battle Beasts (Hasbro)
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will-graham-coded · 4 months ago
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Had surgery this morning-- puked at a sheetz gas pump then wobbled into CVS and had my mom buy me a stuffed squirrel named Squire. I'm never doing drugs--I don't have it in me. Ketamine, bro.
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mattkenzie · 3 months ago
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Credit goes to Gooompy (Tumblr)
I’m kind of leaning towards dubbing this Pokemon Squirerel (Squire + Squirrel) Normal/Grass(?)
I loved the idea of a branch evolution akin to Tyrouge where EV training comes into play (Attack = Hitmonlee and Defence = Hitmonchan). None of the NPCs in any of the Pokémon games never seem to talk about Effort Value training and yet we have a lot of PokéTubers teaching us about it and where to go.
I would like Squirerel to be my Route 1 “rodent”
Grass/Fighting
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runawaycarouselhorse · 3 months ago
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number1yisuchongfan · 5 months ago
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The way I tell you that I need Thaddeus to pull up with a horse and poncho, trying to act all tough and stuff, with his new ghoul/mutant look in Season 2. I need him to become the country boy that he raised like, but the second he’s out of sight from main characters, he goes back to being goofy pathetic Season 1 Thaddeus. Let him become country……
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squireofgeekdom · 1 year ago
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the intersections fic i'm posting tomorrow is the main ghost spider & squirrel girl crossover and it is a hilarious delight if i do say so myself. also deeply Deeply embedded in the continuity of both comics. anyway read the unbeatable squirrel girl.
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flowery3d · 1 year ago
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The Tale of a Cruel World(model 1 attempt 1)
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Logan the Guide has been slain
The Wall of Text has awoken
These sacred lands...
Here where the life prospers...
Where the creativity of humankind shines above all sentience...
They had not seen such forgiveness and mercy before.
In an era lost in time and memory,
Wars were waged against humanity, monstrosities, and gods.
These lands had then suffered great losses, along with their inhabitants.
Even now, one can hear countless soldiers pleading for their lives...
Others begging for a warm embrace of death.
Creature once thought to be mere obstacles
evolved into beast with unbelievable power and force.
This was the era when millions died for what they believed in.
This was the age in which feral, rogue monstrosities ravaged the world.
This was the time where gods either abandoned or struck those who had faith in them.
This was the moment in which Calamity reigned supreme.
Many knew nothing but that stage of the world.
And yet, it was about to end.
These 5 weapons are far from impressive.
However, they gave birth to a legend. Take a look at what a start to the path of greatness looks like
The Wall of Text has been defeated
Brett the Guide has arrived
Brett the Guide has been slain
The Wall of text has awoken
The first finnished model. Amethyst Staff has had enough back pains and hit the gym, which happened to be quite an effective scoliosis treatment, but it now hurts to huch her back, so she doesn't do so even for the photos. But if you ask her nice enough, she will actually do so. Sadly, the shine in her eye becomes duller because of pain. Other news: Amethyst Staff's cousin, Copper Broadsword has evolved, and his brother, Copper Bow has lost some weight, dyed his string black, and got closer the some of his friends - the pile of Throwing Bricks, to be exact. I think he might be dating one if not even some of them, but i can't confirm my suspicions. Also, the acorn of the Squirrel Squire Staff grew a lot since the last photo and the part from which it hangs became less smooth for no apparent reason
In total spent ~10 hours fucking around and actually doing something that would contribute to the picture
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sonicstorybook · 1 year ago
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The King's Champion
A SatBK AU where Shadow is the one sent to Camelot and Sonic is the doppelgänger- the one and only King Arthur!
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Part: 4/4
Summary: Arthur the Hedgehog pulled the legendary sword Caliburn from the stone, and he became King Arthur, the ruler of Camelot. Shadow the Hedgehog appears in a flash of magic in the middle of his banquet hall, and he becomes Arthur’s problem. As the sun rises over the kingdom, a pre-dawn conversation between both hedgehogs also helps them reach... well, not quite a mutual understanding, but progress is progress!
(Shadow doesn’t know where he is, what’s going on, or why he’s there- but it doesn’t matter. He’s Shadow the Hedgehog, the world’s ultimate life form, and he’s going to play this weird game by his rules.)
Contains: Pre-relationship/platonic Arthadow (Arthur the Hedgehog x Shadow the Hedgehog)! Lamorak (Jet the Hawk) and Percival (Blaze the Cat) are siblings! Gawain (Knuckles the Echidna) and Gareth (Mighty the Armadillo) are siblings! Gawain and Gareth are Yvain’s (Ray the Flying Squirrel) cousins! Kay (Scourge the Hedgehog) is Arthur’s adopted brother!
Rating: G
Word count: 2,252
Note: The close of the first chapter of Shadow’s stay in Camelot! C: Will there be more? Yes, because I have no self-control. C,:
Reminder of characters: Sir Kay is Scourge the Hedgehog! Sir Gareth is Mighty the Armadillo!  Sir Yvain is Ray the (Flying?) Squirrel! Percy is Percival the Squire, aka Blaze the Cat! 
All chatter ends and the courtyard is deathly quiet as everyone collectively holds their breath, certain they must have misheard Shadow just now… but the black hedgehog doubles down.
“You heard me,” Shadow repeats, turning to face Gawain with a challenging arch of his brow, “Lancelot can keep his Queen- I’ll take the King.”
“What!?“ Half a dozen voices cry out at once. Arthur barely manages to contain his own surprise, whipping his head to look at Shadow so quickly he almost flings the circlet off his head. 
Shadow does not flinch under the heavy weight of the stares, cool and determined with a haughty hand on his hip.
“Shadow,” Arthur wishes he had a moment with Shadow alone to explain what the black hedgehog was getting himself into, tenting his hands in front of his face thoughtfully, “Once again, I am asking you to reconsider this request. That is no light commitment or task. Are you sure this is what you truly want?”
“I’m going to prove that I am superior to this Lancelot in every possible way,” Although Shadow says Lancelot’s name, the challenging glare he levels in Arthur’s direction indicates that Camelot’s king is included as well, “By the end of it, all of you will be comparing Lancelot to me.”
“You are completely mad if you think the king will accept such outlandish demands!” Gawain is so worked up he throws his hand out, hitting the unfortunate Sir Yvain in the chest with his barbed knuckles. The yellow squirrel is knocked off his feet and into Sir Gareth behind him, who barely manages to keep them both upright, “Who are you?! What are your designs on our king?! Are you a spy or assassin?!”
“I am Shadow the Hedgehog, the world’s ultimate life form,” Shadow is arrogantly self-assured as he literally turns his nose up at Gawain, “Don’t flatter yourself. I don’t care about you or this kingdom. And if I wanted your King dead, there’s nothing you could do to stop me!”
“You churl-!”
It’s very clear that Shadow and Gawain are about to start slinging hotheaded boasts, vicious insults, and blows again. But before Arthur can try to restore order, aid comes from an unexpected source.
“Hah! You are a saucy one!” Sir Lamorak’s squawk of laughter shatters the tension like ice, pushing past Gawain to stand directly in front of Shadow. 
“Brother!” A small purple cat darts out from the crowd, grabbing onto the hawk’s hand and giving him a stern shake, “Do not be foolish!”
“I know what I’m doing, squire,” Lamorak hisses at her, low enough only those nearby can hear him, shaking himself free and pushing the child behind him, “Watch and learn, Percy!”
‘Percy’ gives a loud, annoyed groan as she stomps her foot irritably, sulkily crossing her arms and watching her brother with an incredibly unimpressed expression. Who was this girl, again? Lamorak had asked if he could bring his sister in as his squire, but that had been only a few days ago and she wouldn’t have been able to make the journey so quickly, could she? She also seemed a little too young to be a squire… 
Lamorak flips his visor up with one hand as he looks down on Shadow with a condescending grin, “Do you have any idea what you are asking for? Do you really think an untried knave without any weapon or armor of his own has a chance?”
Shadow is coolly defiant, eyes boring into Lamorak ferociously, “I don’t need anything but my bare hands to beat you.“
Lamorak’s grin falls immediately, and his hand reaches to the scabbards where his twin swords are sheathed on his back-
“Enough!” Arthur steps in before Shadow manages to make more enemies, putting himself between his combative guest and his strongest knights, “Shadow is new to the realm and not familiar with its customs, and yet you treat him with great hostility! Where is your courtesy? Your patience? This is a most inhospitable way to treat my personal guest!”
Arthur hates having to use his authority like this, he really does, but Shadow is going to wind up as unpopular as Kay at this rate. 
The stunned silence lasts only a moment. 
“Your guest!” Gawain sputters indignantly, gesturing at Shadow like he doesn’t know what else to say, “Your guest!!”
“My lord,” Gareth puts his hand on Gawain’s shoulder, choosing his words carefully, “It is most unusual to have someone enter the kingdom with the visage of one of the round table’s most illustrious and well-regarded knights-”
Kay blows a dismissive raspberry, smiling when the armadillo gives him an annoyed side eye. Gawain leans over his brother’s shoulder to give the green hedgehog a full on glare.
“And it would be imprudent to rush into something like this without considering all potential factors and viewpoints,” Gareth finishes primly, bowing his head respectfully as he meets Shadow’s eyes, “While still giving Sir Shadow the same opportunities we would extend to every other child of Camelot.”
“You cannot be serious!” Gawain turns to his brother incredulously, “He disguised himself as Lancelot!”
“I have no need to disguise myself as anyone!” Shadow’s eyes narrow as he takes a step toward Gawain.
“Enough, enough!” Arthur massages his forehead as he glances up at the sky, knowing that this argument will cost him the rest of the morning. He will be struggling to meet all his daily obligations at this rate, and will likely be working late into the night... “I will hear your arguments in the great hall at the round table- after we break our fast.”
Before anyone can say anything else, Arthur turns to his guest, “Come, Shadow the Hedgehog, bringer of chaos! Before you end up creating blood feuds with the entire round table!”
Shadow doesn’t look the least bit chastised, incredulous and amused as he gives a flippant shrug, “Fine by me.”
“With these jests, it sounds like you’re better suited to the role of court jester!” Lamorak laughs boisterously, arms crossed over his chest as he grins mockingly. His squire stands behind him, less than enthused at her knight’s actions, but doesn’t say anything. She simply grips onto his tail feathers and digs her feet into the ground below, trying to physically keep him out of the range of Shadow’s fists. 
“Have you any more?” Lamorak jeers, obviously trying to get back at Shadow for that earlier insult. (Even though the brash hawk brought it on himself. Again.)
The air around Shadow turns positively murderous, and he flexes the fingers of his right hand as he brings it up mid-chest, “How about a magic trick?
Sparks crackle around his fingertips as he looks at Lamorak over his shoulder, eyes narrowing like he’s honing in on a target.
“I can make you disappear-“ Shadow starts to say, bringing his hand down in a vicious arc-
That Arthur jumps in to stop with his hands. The strange energy spreads through Shadow’s fingers and into his own, leaving behind a tingling sensation that seems to seep into his skin and to his very bones. Arthur lets go quickly, but it travels up the length of his arm and into his shoulder before radiating through his entire body.
“My Lord!” Half a dozen voices cry out at the same time in dismay.
“It’s nothing!” Arthur doesn’t have any time to dwell on any of this, even as his body seems to buzz with the energy. He wants to shake his hand out, but he knows that will just worry his knights, “I said this will wait until after breakfast! Be still, all of you!” 
He grabs Shadow’s hand tightly as he ushers his taciturn companion forward, as if afraid the black hedgehog is going to run off and punch someone else in the face. (Which seems very likely at this point.)
 “Come along!” Arthur’s hand buzzes where it touches Shadow, even through the fabric of his glove. He half expects the dark hedgehog to push him away, and is surprised when Shadow’s hand squeezes him. But painfully so, like this is a challenge he can win while making sure Arthur doesn’t let go. The king glances back as Shadow, curious to see why the prickly hedgehog would touch him without a clear purpose- when it becomes clear this is a calculated power play.
Shadow is staring Gawain down, using this simple gesture to establish himself in the king’s entourage, annoy the echidna and the other knights who regard him with suspicion, and show his clear disregard for hierarchy of the court. For some reason, Arthur is disappointed… but he pushes that feeling aside immediately. Shadow would be a fool if he did not use the king’s political and social position to his advantage.
Arthur pulls Shadow towards the now doorless archway, whispering as he discreetly elbows the black hedgehog, “What are you doing? I don’t know how it works in your world, but you’ll accomplish more with friends in Camelot’s walls rather than enemies!”
“I don’t need friends,” Shadow gives Arthur a flat look, answering loudly as he glowers back at Lamorak, “And if you want to keep yours in one piece, they shouldn’t start what they can’t finish. I don’t like leaving loose ends.”
Arthur rolls his eyes in exasperation as he hurries through the corridor, ear swiveling backwards to pick up on the disgruntled chatter that is naturally amplified by the stone hallways. Shadow’s combative attitude and abrasive demeanor are certainly not doing much to endear him to anyone.
“You don’t seem to like casual conversation or friendly advice either,” Arthur quips back, shaking his head, “And certainly not comfortable beds. What of mead and bread? Do you like that?”
“You're starting to irritate me, hedgehog-” Shadow answers back automatically, annoyed, before blinking rapidly. He gives Arthur that look again, like he’s seeing him in a completely different light, “You are going to drink mead for breakfast?”
Arthur finds Shadow’s baffled confusion amusing, quietly chuckling to himself, “Would my new champion prefer wine instead?”
“Sure, why not,” Shadow lets Arthur open the door to the chamber himself, purposefully ignoring Gawain’s outrage and rubbing it in by refusing to let go of the king’s hand the entire time, making Arthur do it one handed. Arthur can’t remember the last time he’s opened a door for himself, let alone another person. It’s strangely thrilling, “Where does the echidna sit?”
“I sit in the red velvet siege,” Arthur nods at the plush seat with the crown carved into the wood above it, “And ‘Wain sits to my left-”
“Good,” Shadow doesn’t wait for Arthur to finish explaining or sit down, plopping himself in the seat to Arthur’s right like it belongs to him. It belongs to Sir Kay, who seems less than amused- but, in a rare move of self preservation, also doesn’t seem very keen to attract Shadow’s ire on himself directly. Arthur shrugs to his brother apologetically, making motions to an attendant by the door to bring another chair.
In fact, Shadow goes out of his way to make himself look as comfortable as possible, throwing his crossed legs over one arm rest and propping his elbow on the other, resting his chin on his fist. Incredibly bold… Arthur sits down quickly himself, hiding a smile behind a sip of his cup.
“MY KING!” Gawain yanks his chair out from the table so violently the wood cracks under his grip, splinters falling to the floor as he sits in it heavily and unhappily, “THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!”
Shadow stares at Gawain with a bored expression as he filches a piece of cheese from Arthur’s plate, popping it into his mouth as the echidna slams his hands back down on the table. 
Well, this is certainly turning out to be a very different and complicated day! When Arthur first rose this morning, he didn’t think he’d end up having breakfast with Shadow the Hedgehog sitting on his right hand side after causing a feud with almost half the round table. Or to have Gawain, one of his most powerful and influential knights, squabbling with the black hedgehog like a petulant child.
One of the many large and small problems he needs to solve... Arthur nibbles on a roll absentmindedly as he listens to Gareth’s argument from the other side of the table, pretending he doesn’t notice Shadow flick a piece of apple at the side of Gawain’s head.
He needs to nip the budding tension between Lamorak and Shadow before it leads to bloodshed… Lamorak is very pointedly glaring daggers at the hedgehog until his sister kicks him in the shin when he doesn’t pass her the jam quickly enough, and that quickly devolves to the hawk arguing with a literal child. 
Arthur needs to make Shadow’s self-appointed position as his champion palatable to the majority of his knights and advisors, many of whom are regarding Shadow with guarded suspicion over the rim of their mugs. 
He needs to find and check on Lancelot, whose absence in the siege at Gawain’s right is painfully obvious. And Arthur needs to soothe Kay’s wounded pride before his brother does something reckless and foolish that causes them all unnecessary grief. (Especially Kay himself.)
It was exactly as Sir Ector had warned- the secret wish of excitement in his heart had been answered in the most unexpected way. But Arthur has no regrets. 
Despite it all, he is eager to see how this new adventure unfolds.
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squirsquirrel · 1 month ago
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OMG PHYSICAL DESCRIPTIONS, I CAN DESCRIBE THINGS INSTEAD OF SAYING SMILE GJDAFKBGNASLDKGBDKJGNAE I'M SO DUMB
I'm getting sick of the word smile OwO Why can't I use any other word????
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