The guy won a Macarthur Genius Award. Do you know who they give those awards to? Geniuses. Okay? He's got one company bringing clean water to Africa and another one that might actually cure cancer. So, yes, when you're in a room with him alone, I'm a little jealous.
CASTLE - 5.22 The Squab and the Quail
It took The Rubbery Barber Surgeon an exceptionally tense evening to convince Darcy that his intentions with the Surgeoness were purely romantic and that he had no plans whatsoever to poach his assistant.
(thanks @waterlogged-detective for letting me run with this and your adorable character)
nothing that hasn't been posted before, but life's too short to risk missing this behemoth of a scene. Friz Freleng's wry, straightforward directing and Gerry Chiniquy's nuanced, human animation sell a tone that is just as earnest in motivation as it is sardonic in commentary. (i like that we never see the results of his shots--it’s mainly to maintain the momentum and humor, as showing the target each time would get cumbersome... but that he has to keep trying implies he never hits the bullseye, making his attempts to show off look endearingly stupid and diminish any sense of authority he has)
why is every haute cuisine place obsessed w crudo rn. whats with the crudo fixation. 'this first dish is a hamachi crudo with a lychee-infused beurre monté and a mirepoix-inspired slaw' ok that's real nice but there are other ways to prepare fish <3 some that may even better preserve the integrity and flavor profile of the fish without the dish having to be so texturally monotonous <3 especially without a carb base when the guest is just chasing a slippery piece of fish around their plate <3 don't be afraid of the stove. take my hand. take this oil. take this pan. take this filet. sear on high to crisp up the skin. you don't even have to cook the flesh. just flash up the skin and get it toasty. let it rest. plate it up. mwah
my contribution to the Don't Download This Zine! Weird Al Fanzine put together by my good friend D.B @nitronine and @betelgeuse-1988 here on tumblr!! please go to ´em and check it out, maybe download it...? if you want ‼️‼️‼️‼️
heres weird al wizard in all his hi-def glory. wizard al. weirzard? yeah.