#Sqh is terrified but also find this strange boy very cute

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This is probably the best thing I’ve seen in a while omg

(Im imagining this is modern au fyi)

yue Qingyuan is the type of kid to unironically have a shrine dedicated to the “evil head master” (as the other students have nicknamed sj), he's constantly making flower bouquets and trying to give them to sj but sj just does not care unless its from sy so yqy is heartbroken almost everyday but has hope! (He really shouldn't), he likes to do any work given by sj and likes to do calligraphy, he's the first one with a pen license, he also has type 1 diabetes (the genetical kind) so has to take insulin at set times, he finds this sorta embarrassing though so only teachers know about it, not like the others kids would u derstand nor care outside of maybe the nicer ones being more aware (my take on how to implement something that effects his life long term, appears in children and although greatly effects ones life, isn't something that gets you hospitalised (usually), can occasionally be overlooked or if well managed not noticed unless you know of it and not always properly understood in how it can affect someone, as reference to xuan su's (his swords) influence on his life)

Liu qingge is randomly attacking strangers via biting and baby punches and tried to attack a bird once and failed miserably, despite his immediate response to attack first think later, the think later seems present in his usual day to day as he spends anytime not attacking (which is as time goes on seemingly less, a sign he's getting along with his classmates, well done lqg!) just staring off into nothing whilst his 18 month old baby sister is kept on one of those baby leashes as she keeps making googly eyes at the two teachers whenever they're together (she knows), also lqg's favorite hobby is fighting Luo binghe and stealing insects from mu qingfan to give to shen yuan

Shang qinghua is playing with a Rubik’s cube as this random private school rich kid keeps breaking into the school to seemingly mess with him?? Sy isnt all that worried about sqh as it’s clearly a crush this rich kid has though he does wish this kid could express it better but sy is in fact very concerned on how this 6-7 year old kid keeps on breaking into an elementary school (this is mbj if you couldn’t tell lmao)

Mu qingfan is collecting insects, bugs, fish, frogs, birds?, a snake?! "MQF PUT THAT SNAKE DOWN"- shen yuan on a Monday at 8 am, mqf also likes to read and seems to keep feeding random plants to the small animals to see what happens (these aren't so random he's reading about different medical drugs and testing out different concoctions on unassuming critters, many have suffered when will this child let them free) and he's secretly plotting to end lqg for stealing his victi- COUGH COUGH- Friends

Qi qingqi is running a girls club and has attempted to break into headmaster shen jiu’s office many, many, many times - sj will never admit to being almost impressed by her dedication, she also keeps selling girls magazines for £5 to the other kids, sy is slowly losing it, sj, again, will never admit that its kinda hot seeing the usually unbothered sy so confused and so disheveled

Wei qingwei is playing with anything he can play pretend or create things with; action figures, doll houses, construction toys and his favorite legos, and his other favorite the all mighty plastic sword given to him by his never seen by any one but wqw, wqw's father, he also keeps using it to aggravate Liu qingge and then runs crying to mu qingfan who gives him a blank stare and a very good for a child but he's still a child so quite obviously a fake smile at which wqw cries for real

Luo binghe is playing with the fake kitchens and brings in food he and his mum made at home to which is a literal luxery for anyone but him or shen yuan to eat, the only ones lucky enough to have tried it so far have been Wei qingwei as a means to get Liu qingge to leave him alone while sy plays with him and Sqh to get his weird boyfriend to stop breaking in as its stressing sy out, this fails and Luo binghe swore to never feed Sqh his and his mother's food ever again

Shen yuan is slowly losing his mind as how adorable they are and sweethearts they are to him, they are also so very much children who are very much as strange as children are in a way sy continuously seems to spontaneously forget (compartmentalizing) only to be shocked when he sees the chaos, he reads shitty novels on his phone during any break he can get

Shen jiu finds all the children to be annoying little nightmares who steal his husbands time (even though that's literally their job to care for the kids) he tends to spend his time on random puzzle games on his phone such as candy crush, Sudoku etc, his favorite time though is when he and sy can go walking home together and watch more of sy's shitty tv shows whilst snuggled on the couch when they get home that his sister got home into years ago, yet another thing sj will never admit out loud, for sj actions shout so much louder then words

What if i am thinking about modern kindergarten or like elementary school AU

Shen Yuan is just a very nice teacher there and all the kids adore him. LBH will try making him little snacks to try, LQG picks flowers or finds insects to show off, basically all the kids are sweethearts to him!

They hate principal Shen Jiu though! He’s mean and glares at Shen Yuan! He’s always ordering the man around! Stealing his lunch!

It’s one awful day when LBH sees them at the store together, realizing they are married.

YQY is a kid too but he’s like the one guy obsessed with that mean teacher, fights for Shen Jiu’s public opinion like it’s his job.

Shen Jiu’s office is covered with things from him, and Shen Yuan is like ‘ah he never gets me things!’ And Shen Jiu is just like ‘everyone else does? Back off.’

YQY takes the marriage the hardest, gone for a week sick and cries when he sees Shen Yuan