#Spiders suck

[a-random-weeb]

Idk if your tired of writing for yan Fyodor but do you think he would give his s/o a pet if they really begged for one?maybe a cute cat or something just please they must be so bored all day

Ok, so as we know, I think Fyodor judges your rewards off of how you behave. If you're typically badly behaved, and only are well behaved so you can get this animal, he might make you wait a a few months, but if he sees you really want this animal, he'll probably cave. If you're typically good, he might make you wait a month to see if you really want it, but whence he sees you do he'll totally get it.

Let's say you want a dog, Fyodors totally the type of guy to say he doesn't want it very much, then as soon as you get it he's always cuddling it. He leaves most of the training to you tho

If you get a cat, his favorite thing in the world is to find the two of you cuddled up in the couch, too adorable beings snuggling warms his heart, and that barely ever happens

If you get a bird, he loves watching it fly around the house. He teaches it to randomly land on your head, especially when you're sad and have been good.

If you get a frog/fish/whatever, he won't really care you much, he might help you take care of it but other than that he'll let you do what you want with it.

if you get a snake, you're not allowed a venomous one. but he will find it really cool and totally show it off to people

If you get a rat and name it Fyodor he will pout about it for the rest of his life but begrudgingly let you keep the name. If you don't even think about it, probably the same as the frog/fish one

And no, you do not get a spider, not because he wouldn't allow it, purely because spiders can burn in the depths of hell and don't deserve our love.

[ldysmfrst]

Fucking just got bombed by like 8 mini-spiders hanging from invisible webs.

Mommy instinct kicked in to keep Isabella safe.

However, my walking boot was off and the jumping and trying to kill them almost caused me to pass out not just from the arachnophobia but the pain.

Currently trying to not throw up and now figure out what to do all night to avoid nightmares.

💜💜💜

[ivystoryweaver]

if i did not post a chapter of my chompy chomp miguel o'hara fic and then get BIT BY A SPIDER tonight.

🕸️🕷️💥

[pepperspalace]

Let me explain the traumatizing events that just happened:

I spill my water cup, freak out because, you know, electronics. It miraculously spills around my vr headset, not a single drop touching it. Praise God. I grab a towel from the ground, and as I clean I slowly convert to Christianity until- a fucking spider comes out of the towel and scurries away, hiding behind my nightstand. God is not real

I will now be moving

[windkonig]

when people say "ok but x bug has no benefit to nature" I bet they can't even name 5 facts about the bug they're shitting on. so how could they Possibly know what its function is in the environment and if it's "useless" or not

wasps being the perfect example, I still get people saying "oh bees are cute and pollinate :) yay. but WASPS ARE EVIL and they don't contribute ANYTHING!!!" and it's like buddy. wasps pollinate too. they also control spider populations. they do a lot of great valuable things. but even if they didn't, they're still worthy of being here. I see SO much hatred toward wasps and I wish people would try to learn a little more about them.

I'm mainly talking about paper wasps here because these are common ones we run into in daily life and most commonly deemed "aggressive". but wasps have body language. and if you learn to read this language and learn how to properly act around them, things will go a lot better for you! wasps can be curious creatures and they may come up to observe you, especially if you're wearing something brightly colored. this can be startling for sure, but my best advice is to just be still, DO NOT SWAT or wave your arms. try to just back away or sidestep so it loses interest and leaves. swatting is just gonna make them feel as if they are being attacked and increase your chances of being stung.

many stings happen due to unfortunate but accidental circumstances. unknowingly getting too close to a nest, stepping on a wasp on accident, one getting stuck in clothing, etc. I got stung once while gardening, went to pull a weed and the wasp was on it, so I grabbed her without knowing and she stung me because she was scared. this doesn't mean "oh wasps are AGGRESSIVE and EVIL" it means you stumbled into an unfortunate situation where the wasps felt threatened and defensive. instead of being like "FUCK all wasps" go forward trying to learn about common nesting areas, be wary of holes in the ground, wear gloves while gardening, and if you do have to be around a nest, try not to make a lot of noise. if the nest absolutely needs removed, call a professional.

[faysgeekystuff]

For anyone who wants to know what arachnophobia feels like. Here's a text I sent my mom after an hour and a half of staring at a spider

I swear I was originally going to catch and release. But it was a medium sized wolf spider, above my bed, and I cried and panicked in another room twice after trying to get close enough to catch it. With like 20 minutes between each attempt. I physically COULD NOT get close to it without fully panicking.

[deep-and-questionable-shit]

i’m better at making eye contact with spiders than i am with humans

[iwasbored777]

The height difference in ITSV vs in ATSV is killing me 😭 Miles and Gwen were so shorter than Peter, now they're almost as tall as him

[nocek]

I really should draw the proper continuation to this comic but insteeeeeead... let's go the super indulgent route ;P

As a self indulgent bonus here is the Jeff the land shark already in his costume. And, continuing my headcanon that Miguel's lab is everybody's fave napping spot, that duckie blankie is totally Mayday's ;)

[lotharil]

spider-verse rhaenicent 1/4?

spider-nyra: after beaten up a really bad guy

alicent: say cheese 😆🤩🥰

tt/blsk: @lotharil

link to twt (i appreciate like & rt 030)

[edgepunk]

I just want more Spider-Man themed hoodies/shirts for adults

buy me a coffee

[theribbonmarkedroom]

Kinda sad that they replaced sunflower with another song in this scene BUT I’m delusional so this is what happened it’s true I was there

[pancakeke]

[lachiennearoo]

They're made for each other <3

[ivi-ivisek]

Y/N for my House spiders au

The story is simple

Y/N is just an ordinary adult who's just rying their best to survive challenges that life throws at them including dealing with their arachophobia. They don't expect anything special to happen to them that's until they meet a pair of spiders that are not so ordinary...

So a week ago I made this post with a poll regarding if Sun and Moon should come as tiny first but grow over time or they can change size and to my surprise both options have equal number of votes. The size changing option won mildy, literally by 0,3 votes there was also the third option to leave it as an open concept but I don't count this one since it has only 14%

So yeah the boys can change size. So for the story Y/N one day discovers that the boys can be big, very big and gets spooked by that because that's natural reaction, arachnophobe or not. They share a house with two giant creatures that could easily snack on them if they wanted. Good thing that's not their intention...

[comfortfrogblog]

spidergwen embroidery :))

i took that weird slant picture so you can sort of see the texture of this new stitch i was trying for the black, it’s called the web stitch so you can probably guess why i used it :3