#Spandam x reader

[kana-daydreams]

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞

[ 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐈 ]

summary: this piece follows the canon plot of Enies Lobby arc in which you are a marine unfortunately under Spandam's command, but happen to be on the side of the enemy. genre: gen cw: violence, mild swearing wc: 2k Kana's notes: This is my first attempt at a reader-insert fic, so read at your own risk. Also, this is a one shot. I just chose to divide it into three parts as personal preference. Anyways~ enjoy my little rose petals. 🥰

Specks of ashes pollute the air around you from atop the Tower of Law and the faint scent of smoke wafts past your nose as your wide eyes stare up at what was once for decades, a universal symbol of justice.

I can’t believe it. They burnt the flag!

You continue to watch in horror as the flames eat away at the blue and white fabric of the World Government flag until you’re suddenly torn out of your stunned state at the shrilling scream reverberating against your eardrums from beside you. 

"Are you insane?!"

You turn to look at your boss, Spandam, a man with lifeless lavender hair and a leather mask, flourishing his arms angrily at the six individuals standing in line several feet across from you atop the parapet of Enies Lobby's courthouse.

"Don’t think that you’ll be able to survive after making the entire world your enemy!" Spandam finishes, shrinking back when one of them lets loose, a war cry in response.

"Bring it on!" 

You direct your gaze at a young boy donning a red vest paired with blue knee-length shorts and a straw hat dangling from a string around his neck, his face more than familiar to you, even though this is the first time you are seeing him in the flesh. A boy with one of the largest bounties and the captain of the infamous Straw Hat Pirates, Monkey D. Luffy. 

"Robin! Say you want to live!" He screams at the top of his lungs, directing his attention at the tall, slender woman with dark hair to your right. 

At his words, you notice her bite down onto her quivering lips as uncontrollable tears gush down her tan face stained with bruises, and your own lips subconsciously tilt into a frown. 

You fold your arms and think to yourself that the boy pirate was wasting his words on a dead woman. Dead because she'd given up on life due to a fate she could never outrun. However, you're taken aback when momentarily the voice of said woman echoes throughout the once tense air, an underlying and longing desire clinging to every word that cries its way out from within the deepest depths of her soul. 

"I want to live!" She steps forward, and without a care, leans over the partially damaged stone wall in front of her. "Take me to the sea with you!"

A wide and satisfying grin graces Luffy's expression as well as his crew's and as if on cue, the drawbridge of the courthouse starts gradually lowering, stirring up panic in your boss and excitement in the CP9 members who, like you, had been silently observing the entire scene.

One of your hands reaches to rest on the hilt of your sword, preparing yourself for the pending fight. Though, as the drawbridge reaches barely halfway across to the tower where you stand, it stops, and you hear Spandam heave a sigh of relief from beside you.

Cowardly bastard.

He pulls Nico Robin harshly by the arm before barking orders at you to secure Cutty Flam standing further to your left who’d earlier somehow broken himself free from his chains.

Keeping your hand still on the hilt of your sword, you step forward approaching him with tentative steps, but you stop when you hear a click, followed by the subtle sound of whirring and your eyes flicker down to his exposed abdomen which to your astonishment, opens to reveal some kind of compartment. 

You're both freaked out and amazed by the sight, but only for a moment as your hand moves to unsheathe your sword when he reaches into his augmented body, retrieving weathered parchments of paper. 

He reveals it to be the blueprints for the ancient weapon, Pluton, which Spandam demands he gives to him, but like the flag, it is incinerated within minutes and by Cutty Flam himself. 

Spandam fumes at what was his chance for a promotion and in his dramatised rage, stalks up to him and with a hard shove, pushes the machine man off the tower.

He is however saved from falling to his demise when a train with a painted face of a shark, hurls off the courthouse, midair at lighting speed and crashes into the storey beneath them.

Sheer panic grips Spandam. Not due to the train crashing into the building, but rather because of the Straw Hats who’d hitched a ride on it, meaning that they were here, in the Tower of Law.

Spandam with a firm grip still around Nico Robin’s arm, drags her along as he paces towards the gaping hole in the wall behind them, destroyed earlier by Cutty Flam when he attempted to escape with her.

He then bellows out to you and one of the CP9 members, Rob Lucci, to act as his sword and shield, ordering the remaining CP9 agents to eliminate the Straw Hats.

"Why are you stopping?" Spandam stops to look at his prisoner behind him in the dim light of an underground tunnel.

You and Lucci who flank either side of him, follow suit looking at Nico Robin whose attention is fixed in the direction of the entrance you came through minutes ago.

He calls out to her once again, but she continues to ignore him, too occupied with whatever it was that had caught her attention.

Spandam grits his teeth at her stubbornness and orders you to get her to start moving. You send him a curt nod before moving to grab her by the arm and start pulling her gently towards you. When she doesn’t comply, you tug on her arm again, this time with a bit more force.

"Keep moving," you say, your voice stern.

She follows your instruction and you keep behind her as she walks, but she instantly stops when she’s met with Spandam’s face mere inches away from her own.

"Don’t tell me you still think the Straw Hats are coming to your rescue?" He cackles and Nico Robin recoils to dodge the rain of saliva that falls from his mouth. "How stupid!" He continues to tease her for holding onto the vain hope that her friends would come to her rescue, since there were no signs of them throughout their entire journey through the tunnel, and because he firmly believed there was no way the pirates could find their way around in the tower’s maze.

"We should get going chief." Your voice abruptly cuts him short of his deranged laughter and although he casts you a frown, annoyed that you’d interrupted him, he relents.

As the four of you ready yourselves to continue on your endeavour to reach the Gates of Justice, a familiar voice rips its way out from the distance behind you, echoing off the stone walls.

Spandam’s eyes widen and his motions become frantic when he recognises who the voice belongs to.

Monkey D. Luffy.

It seemed that you were up against an intelligent opponent, your thoughts surmised. He had to be if he was able to find the secret passage that led to the tunnel, but since you didn’t know Luffy personally, you didn’t know better.

"I’ll take care of the pirate, chief," you tell Spandam, but before you could move, Lucci puts a hand on your shoulder, and you crane your neck to look up at him.

"Take the chief and Nico Robin to the gate, I’ll handle the straw hat," he says, not giving you time to respond as he begins to saunter in the direction of the entrance.

You watch as his tall figure recedes further down the tunnel. "Show off." You scoff under your breath before grabbing a hold of Nico Robin, ushering her and Spandam in the opposite direction.

Minutes later you’re marching up a winding staircase, your view of the outside world still concealed by tall brick walls.

In front of you, Spandam yells into a transponder snail trying to get into contact with the other CP9 agents he’d left behind to deal with the Straw Hat pirates.

"Hey! Are you listening? Say something!"

No response comes from their end and your expression shadows one of dread realising why when you notice the golden transponder snail in his left hand. 

"Chief?"

"What?!" He snaps around, giving you a disapproving look. 

You point a finger at his hand. "That’s not the correct snail."

"Huh?" His brows crinkle in confusion at your words and he looks down at his hand, his expression soon mirroring your own.

Robin, who comes to realise the situation due to Spandam loudly announcing his careless mistake of requesting a buster call, screams at him to cancel it, her expression overtaken with pure fear.

"Cancel it now or it will be a disaster!"

Spandam doesn’t listen to her pleas, not even when she recounts her devastating, first-hand experience of the catastrophic effects that follows a buster call. 

Instead he argues that his mistake served a virtue highly valued by the World Government: Justice.

You fight the urge not to scoff and roll your eyes at his alleged reason though you can't hide your grimace at what he says next.

"If we need one hundred deaths in order to save one thousand lives, we’ll kill those hundred without hesitation on the spot. Besides, those incompetent soldiers who couldn’t stop the invading pirates are better off dead!" He cackles in hysterical laughter, but it fizzles out when he realises everything he said was broadcasted to the entire island of Enies Lobby through the regular snail transponder in his other hand.

He tries to play it off, though you know only a fool would believe his lie and right after he finishes his fib, Robin takes the opportunity to warn everyone to evacuate the island. 

Aggravated by her insolent action, Spandam slaps her, the brute force of it sending her toppling down a couple flights of stairs.

Below you, her body lies limp and Spandam leaves your side, making his way towards her. 

He looms over her, his cold harsh voice ordering her to get up, not caring about the injuries she had just sustained.

Robin winces as she peers weakly up at him. "Cancel the buster call right away. There might still be time." She continues to persist, but Spandam only responds that his pride is worth more than the life of his subordinates. 

Still her resolve doesn’t waver, and irked by this, Spandam grabs her by the collar of her leather zip-up dress, pulling her up and after they exchange a few words which involved him mostly bragging about Lucci’s strength, he raises a leg preparing to punish her for her unyielding spirit, but finds himself unable to do so at the hand that seizes his leg.

His eyes trace their way up to the arm of its owner, coming to rest on your face. "What the hell are you doing marine?!" He tries wriggling his leg out of your firm grasp.

"Stopping you from killing her, chief." You let go of his leg and he staggers back falling with a heavy thud onto the stairs. "Don’t you need her alive?" You reason. 

"I wasn’t going to kill her, you idiotic woman!"

Your expression remains passive at his insult, though inside you rages a war to keep yourself from bashing in his head for insulting you.  

You should have already gotten used to his abrasive words considering you've been working under his command for a few years, but they—he—always tended to test your patience. 

"My apologies chief. I misread the situation." You reluctantly outstretch a hand to help him up.

He ponders whether or not to accept your help, still salty that you stopped him from unleashing his anger on Nico Robin.

He eventually takes your hand and while you help him up, Robin uses it as an opportunity to escape down the stairs.

Alerted by this, Spandam pushes you aside when he rises to his feet and starts chasing after her.

You mumble out a curse at his ungratefulness before following behind them, almost crashing into his back when he suddenly comes to a halt.

You watch as he reaches for the sword slung over his shoulder and mutters to it, a command. 

He then brandishes it forward and the blade immediately transforms into the head of an elephant with a razor-sharp trunk.

The creature extends out of his sword and surges forward like a serpent at high speed, aiming at Nico Robin and upon contact, it slams her against the wall, which cracks under the strength of its force.

Part II - Part III

© 2023 kana-daydreams

[miscelliteeous]

Been thinking about Spandam again a lot lately for some reason. I was majorly into him back when the Enies Lobby arc was coming out a looooong time ago (please understand this makes me feel very old!) like I printed off pics to keep in my school folders, had a very elaborate selfship (well over a decade before I even heard that term) and all that jazz. Held off on posting this for over a week because it feels a little weird sharing this since they're super old concepts.

Anyways! All that to preface that these headcanons are a tiny bit new, but most are very old concepts from my selfship getting dusted off. Some are a bit toxic, but I mean, it's Spandam, of course they are.

Spandam Headcanons

-General Relationship/History-

He met you through his father’s connections when the two of you were children. Your parents and his arranged a marriage and you and Spandam are expected to accept it.

You spend a month with him every year while your respective parents have a vacation together at a resort.

Spandam whines and bosses you around and you’re expected to put up with it because he’s a year older and his father is a higher rank than yours and this trend continues through the rest of your relationship.

Despite this, you do somewhat enjoy his company, as his weaknesses mean you get to step up and play hero to him often, even if he isn’t the most grateful. And around your teens you realize you do find him cute, even if you would never admit it.

The yearly meetings end when you’re in your late teens and instead you’re stuck having to help plan a reluctant wedding that neither of you are sure you want.

The wedding is long and boring, but you and Spandam surprise each other by having a good time complaining about everything together.

As the years go by and he rises in rank (cough nepobaby cough) you’re by his side, and you get to see a side of him others rarely see. After about a year together, he’d shocked to realize he actually DOES love you, in his own way.

He can be sweet! He likes to spoil you by buying you gifts, and he makes sure you know how expensive/rare they are.

Please join him in being a smug asshole to others and he will be over the moon. Assert your authority belittle, demean, he likes having someone to back him up when he's talking shit.

Honestly can be a pretty shit husband, not gonna lie. You’d need to learn basic combat skills (ideally you’d be trained to an almost Cipher Pol 9 level but he can’t always get what he wants) because in addition to being married to him he’d be expecting you to defend him sometimes.

Do not expect him to put himself in harms way for you though, and he would push you to the ground if it would buy him more time to save himself in a crisis.

No matter how many “spill proof” cups you buy him, he constantly proves them wrong. At least he’s easy to buy gifts for.

It bugs him IMMENSELY that CP9 vastly prefers interacting with you and they actually have a little respect for you.

He does brag about you a lot to his underlings, but its usually in a "my wife is better than you" way, putting others down.

You get to see him without his mask more than anyone else, and he often uses it to elicit sympathy and praise from you. When he’s in a bad mood he’ll sometimes say his face is your fault for not protecting him.

Spandam goes between phases of “no PDA in front of anyone” and “clingy and handsy”, depending on his mood.

The relationship can be rather ‘slap, slap, kiss’ at times, but he doesn’t really hold it against you if you give as good as you get. Sure, he’ll whine and complain that you’re unreasonable, but he’s known you long enough to not take it personally.

So basically: he won’t hesitate to slap you if he’s in a bad mood, so slap him the fuck back! Just be careful, he’s a lot weaker than you. But he’s pretty durable.

Regardless of any fights, he has trouble sleeping at night if he’s not curled up with you so any issues are cleared up before bedtime. He’s much more manageable when it’s just the two of you.

-Family Relationship-

He'd be perfectly happy and fine with never having to see your family again if you don't.

His family though? You’re stuck visiting Spandine any time Spandam wants to.

You’re both expected to continue the family line asap.

Spandam wouldn’t be any extra help during pregnancy, the most he’d do is hire you some assistants or have Funkfreed out more often for you to lean on or to bring you things.

50/50 on if he would miss the birth. It depends on if there’s a work opportunity or not. If he has a chance to rise in rank, he’ll take it.

Same goes for birthdays, anniversaries, and any other holidays. Anything to boost his own standing always comes first.

I’m sorry but there’s a good chance the child would inherit the darker face markings too, or at least the eye ones.

An even worse father than he is a husband, leaves the childcare to you or a nanny. Will not change diapers, clean up throw up, etc.

Still has a fondness for his kid because it’s his, especially if the kid reminds him of himself.

The type to try and buy his kids love and respect.

Unless you took massive steps to curb it, the kid would likely grow up to be a spoiled brat who looks up to Spandam and never realizes how lonely they really feel in his company.

-Misc-

The type to toss and turn in his sleep. Not because he’s tormented or anything but because he can never find the perfect angle to sleep in.

Spandam would only admit it when you’re alone with him, but he likes to lay his head in your lap and have his hair stroked, very calming for such a stressed out guy.

Goes between extremely secure in the relationship to worrying he might lose you to one of his subordinates if you talk to them too long. Then he’s clingy for the rest of the day.

His favorite date spot is anywhere that has a good and highly expensive steak. The price is important because he likes reiterating to you that he can afford very nice things/bragging.

Even if you’re taller, he’d likely call you things like “my little Y/N”, because it makes him feel big and powerful.

During anniversaries when he IS there, he breaks out the good whiskey and likes to has a drink with you.

He acts like he likes black coffee but when he can, he has a SUPER complicated drink order at coffee shops and gets very annoyed when it’s wrong.

You have to put up with him going “don’t you know who I am?!” in public with the dignity and grace that he severely lacks.

If push comes to shove, he wouldn’t hesitate to put your life at risk for his own but he would be very moody and shockingly (to himself) upset with himself for a long time, feeling guilty is something he’s not used to at all.

That being said, it would almost certainly not come to that and you still rank higher in his heart than anyone else.

He’s at your mercy when healing from the Enies Lobby incident and badly injured, but he deserves to be smacked hard for almost leaving you behind during the Buster Call.

Is a lot less smug and a lot more humble towards you after his extensive recovery and being moved to an underling position in CP0.

He becomes a LOT more clingy too, and would prefer you be at his side at all times.

[wreedenthusiast]

[nicorobinmywife]

forgive me? | Kaku x GN Reader.

Summary: your boyfriend Kaku broke your heart and he regrets it.

Warnings: mild violence (slap in the face).

you closed the newspaper in your hands and let out a sigh, the whole world was talking about the Enies Lobby incident, about how a pirate crew set fire to the entire judiciary island to rescue their crewmate.

you were still in denial, not wanting to believe your boyfriend was a government agent this whole time, and even worse, he was one of those involved in the attempts on Mayor Iceburg's life, Kaku lied to you.

that sweet, gentle and kind galley-la company shipwright you fell in love with was actually a cold, unfeeling servant of the world government, you even wonder if he was lying about loving you too, maybe he just used you as a tool in his stupid mission with CP9.

the fact that Kaku left without even giving you a "Goodbye" makes you sure that he never really loved you.

a few months passed and Kaku never showed up again, the last thing you heard about him was that Spandam blamed CP9 for the Enies Lobby incident and now not only Kaku but the rest of CP9 are now considered wanted criminals by the government, and honestly as much as you are mad and disappointed in Kaku, you didn't want him to die.

sometimes you look at your apartment and realize how empty it is without him, how much you miss hearing his voice, his laugh, his gentle touch, his sweet words...but at the end of the day, it was all just a big lie.

on a certain quiet night, you were sleeping, the sound of the window opening woke you up.

"I'm surprised you had the nerve to show up here." your tone of voice was as cold as your expression when you saw Kaku entering through the window.

you were fighting the urge to throw yourself into his arms, shower him with kisses and tell him how much you missed him.

"love...I've missed you so much...I wish I could be completely honest with you, I didn't want it to be like this... but I couldn't lose my job, I had to complete the mission..." Kaku had a look of regret in his eyes.

Kaku always wanted to tell you the truth but he was afraid of how you would react, not to mention that Lucci might get mad, or even worse, hurt you for knowing too much.

"do you realize how dangerous it is for you to be here in Water Seven again? Iceburg banished you from this town..." you wanted to slap yourself for worrying about Kaku even though he broke your heart.

"I couldn't go another day without seeing you, I had to come back here and talk to you, you deserve an explanation..." Kaku approaches you and tries to touch your face, but is caught off guard when you slap him.

"don'put your hands on me again..." Kaku felt his heart break at your words and seeing you take a step back, moving away from him.

Kaku takes a deep breath, his eyes closed, hoping to get the courage to say a word that has been on his mind for so many years.

"Y/N... I love you... I've always loved you, I've always regret lying to you, I've never stopped loving you, i know i lied about many things but it was to protect you, my love for you is the most sincere thing about me, I know that nothing I can say would make up for it, and I've regretted it every single day since I left... but I had to choose between my life's goal and love, and I chose wrong. I just hope you can forgive me..."

your eyes filled with tears and your fists clenched, but you didn't want to cry in front of Kaku, you didn't want him to see you like this.

"I'm sorry Kaku, but don't think I'm going to forgive you easily, I don't care if you work capturing pirates or whatever, what really hurts me is not knowing if you're being honest with me or not, it's like a whole different person is here in front of me."

Kaku lowered his gaze, taking a deep breath and understanding how you feel about this situation, all he wanted was another chance to prove that his love for you is real and not a big lie.

"if you want my trust back, you're going to have to work hard for it, REALLY hard, you understand? don't waste this second chance."

Kaku widens his eyes hearing your words, even after all he's done, you're willing to try again, he wonders what he did to deserve someone as good as you.

"I promise I won't waste this second chance, I will prove that I love you everyday and show that I deserve your trust, I'm sorry for breaking your heart, i love you." Kaku says with a smile on his face and taking something out of his pocket and putting it in his hands.

you smiled slightly seeing the little stuffed giraffe he placed in your hands, your favorite animal, Kaku left again but he promised to come back, he really is willing to work hard to get your heart and trust back.

you lie in bed cuddling the stuffed giraffe with a slight smile on your face, sighing and wishing from the bottom of your heart that Kaku can make you love and trust him again.

[oxittocin]

Yo! I heard you were a Nico Robin simp well so am I , I don't know if you have watched Enies lobby ( I bet you have ) but I was wondering if you could write Robin on the bridge of justice ( I forgot the name sorry ) and how she was being beat by spandam and boom !! A male reader ( if possible ) could come save her before she reaches the gates of justice , ( badass intro ) and Robin is like surprised but happy to see that her that friends ( nakama ) kept their promise . torture spandam a little cause he deserves it ( he really does ) and finally remember when like the buster call happens and Robin has a panic attack and starts hugging her knees ? Well could the male reader like comfort her,hug her a little speech just to make her feel strong again ( she deserves it ) ... And then time skip to gallila family hotel were everything is fine now but Robin can't help but think about the moment were male reader helped her feel better with his words ,the way he felt against his hands his words....just fluff and stuff...

It will be greatly appreciated from you I know I can count on you and continue the Robin- chawn stuff your doing great.

Adios -🕊️ Anonymous 🕊️

three squeezes (nico robin x reader)

nico robin masterlist

for my fellow nico robin simp. nico robin has pretty hands, i just know it.

cw: gn!reader, all my homies hate spandam

Nico Robin’s hands were her deadliest weapons.

The Hana Hana no Mi that she had eaten granted her the ability to sprout her limbs on any surface - a trick that was particularly useful in submission moves. A quick flick of her wrists can render opponents helpless to her chokeholds. Falling to their knees, with necks twisted at odd angles. Caught off guard up till the final breath that they take.

A perfect assassination.

All without getting blood on her pretty hands.

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“Do all the hands you sprout make you more proficient in sign language?” You asked one afternoon while you and Robin lounged on the deck. It was, by all means, a stupid question, but she had been silent for the past 10 minutes and you were just dying to break the ice.

If she had thought you were stupid, she was kind enough not to show it. Letting out a thoughtful hum, she responded semi-seriously, “I imagine the extra hands might make it a little confusing, no?”

“Right.” You said, embarrassed. Turning your head away from her so that she doesn’t catch the pink hues on your cheek, you continued, “Well, there are certain universal signs that transcend language.”

“Like what?” She asked, quizzically, turning to face you with raised eyebrows.

You reached your palm out towards her, beckoning her to place her hand in yours. She wore a look of confusion, but obliged nonetheless.

With her soft hand interlocked with yours, you held her hand gently and gave her three soft squeezes.

“Are you sure this is universal?” She asked, sounding even more confused than before, “What does it mean?”

Giving her a cheeky smile, you shrugged as you playfully responded, evading her question, “Yeah, it’s universal. I read it in a book.”

———————————————

Spandam’s hands were delicate, but not in a good way. It was delicate in the way where you knew that this man never had to raise a finger in his life to get to where he was today. In other words, he was a leech.

Still, every slap on her face and every yank of her hair still pained Robin. Not because it hurt physically, but because each touch and each glance was laced with so much hatred and degradation that she can’t help but feel the weight of her existence latching onto her back.

For a moment, she believed that she deserved Spandam’s assault. If she didn’t exist, then perhaps the Strawhats wouldn’t have been in this predicament. If she didn’t exist, then perhaps her mother might have still been alive. Perhaps it is only with her death can the world finally be at peace, she thought.

It rendered her immobile, helpless to the weak man in front of her, raining blows all over her being.

Suddenly, she was 8 again. Stranded and helpless, unable to cry yet overwhelmed with bottled up pain in her core that had no where to go. Tears welling in her eyes as she choked on each sharp gasp of air that she took - the Devil Child the Marines feared so greatly, reduced to a picture of a feeble child struggling to stop crying.

“How pitiful.” Spandam mocked in glee, raising his hand, aiming for yet another smack on her face.

———————————————

It is hard to tell the passage of time when you’re having a panic attack.

Curled up in fetal position on the floor, shivering in fear as she hugged her legs close to her chest, Nico Robin never felt more pathetic.

In fact, she couldn’t remember much of what happened. She heard the cannons from a distance - a sign of the beginning of the apocalypse. Then, all she remembered were Spandam’s hands - yanking at her hair, dragging her body against the rough floor, slapping her across the face whenever she tried to resist. She had long accepted her fate before she realised that the beatings had stopped.

Ha, perhaps it is better this way, she thought, as least they didn’t have to see me like this.

When she closed her eyes, she fully expected it to be the last time - Ohara was gone, and all she could do now was to join them.

What she didn’t expect, was to feel your palms wrapped around her pinky finger, tugging at her, giving her three soft squeezes.

The warmth from your palms felt like the ambrosia to her pain. A certain surge of hope coursed through her body as opened her eyes. Seeing your worried face, she gave you a faint smile. Weak hands cupping your face affectionately, she whispered in disbelief, “You came.”

“Took the trash out too.” You returned her smile with a smug one of your own, pointing towards an injured Spandam, lying lifelessly on the ground.

As you carried her weakened body in your arms, desperate to bring her to safety, she said softly to you, “I found out what it meant. The three squeezes.”

You hoped she didn’t notice the faint blush on your cheeks - you tell yourself it’s from the exhaustion of the day’s events, and not because you had the woman of your dreams in your arms.

“Ah, did you?” You chuckled, keeping your eyes on the path as you skilfully avoided the debris and Marines chasing after the two of you. The same way you tried to evade any further questions from Robin.

She nodded, wrapping her arms around your neck as she leaned against your chest, knowing that she was finally safe in your embrace.

———————————————

You couldn’t keep your hands off her, and she could tell.

You’ve gotten a little bolder since you carried her out of Enies Lobby, she thinks.

She could tell by the way your hand hovers around her waist in case she loses her footing. She could tell by the way your touch lingers when you tuck a stray strand of hair behind her ears. She could tell when you rest the back of your hand against hers as you sat beside her in comfortable silence.

She didn’t hate it.

In fact, she found your shyness sweet. The roundabout way you confessed your adoration for her to be…

How would she describe it?

It was non-imposing in a puppy-like ‘I’ll wait for you’ kind of way. Every time she so much as glances at you, you’d light up wearing a cheeky smile on your face. If you had been a puppy, she could imagine your tail wagging excitedly.

“What are you laughing at?” Noticing her smiling to herself, you opted to join her, taking a seat beside her.

“Puppies.” She hummed, cryptic smile on her face as she turned to face you.

Perhaps it was because you were too lost in her smile, that you didn’t notice that she had slyly intertwined her fingers with yours.

It was true what they say - that Nico Robin’s hands were her deadliest weapon, because you swore your heart almost stopped when you felt her squeezing your hand gently, four times.

[turtletaubwrites]

My Crew Needs Me ~ Part 25

Pairings: Zoro x Fem!Reader, Sanji x Fem!Reader, Robin x Fem!Reader, Sanji X Robin

This is part 25 of the poly series 'We've All Got Needs,' linked below:

Word Count: 3593

We've All Got Needs Masterlist

Ao3 Link (Ch. 15 of We've All Got Needs cont.)

!!SPOILER WARNING!! Spoilers for the anime for the Water 7/Enies Lobby arc (through episode 288).

Summary: The Straw Hats infiltrate the Tower of Justice, and they race against time to find Robin before she's taken through the Gates. CP9 holds the keys to her freedom, and the crew will win or die trying to get her back.

Rating/Warnings: AFAB!Reader, She/Her Pronouns for Reader, Reader-Insert, Polyamory, Kissing, Canon Typical Violence, Blood, Injuries, Pet Names, Swearing, Angst, Mild Body Horror (I guess? it's in the show)

A/N: Sorry for the longer wait on these chapters, friends! Apparently action takes me longer to write than smut, lol.

Luffy’s rallying call was followed by the creaking and scraping of the drawbridge, excitement and hope stunning you.

“Our reinforcements pulled it together after all. And just in time too,” Sanji praised, his words fading out at the sound of the Franky Family yelling that it was up to all of you now.

Luffy crouched down, yelling one more time to your crewmate across the waterfall.

“Hey Robin! We’ll save you no matter what!”

Shouts from marines below were followed by the booming of weapons against wood and stone that dashed your hopes. 

Luffy and Sanji yelled down at the enemies, and you saw the bridge stop halfway, all of that work for naught. 

You almost didn’t catch the sight of Franky lighting something on fire, burning pieces of paper floating away in the wind. 

“We were passing down the blueprints to that ancient weapon to make sure it wouldn’t get used by scumbags like you. But I know Tom would have done the same thing.”

You saw Spandam, and all of CP9, staring open mouthed at the blue haired shipwright, and you knew you were missing something big.

“If you guys make a weapon now, we won’t be able to fight back,” Franky continued, ignoring Spandam’s quivering threats.

“But that’s only possible if you take Nico Robin through the Gates of Justice. I was wrong about you, Robin. You’re not a monster. And you’ve got friends willing to fight for you. Everything’s resting on the Straw Hats now.”

He looked over at you all with a nod, and you swore you saw him wink.

“And I’m betting on them.”

Voices of the Franky Family carried up to the tower, cheering, yelling that they were coming for him. He leaned over the edge to call back to his people, still ignoring the wails of Spandam as he mourned over the loss of those burnt papers.

Ignoring that pathetic man was a mistake, and you gasped as Franky was flung over the side of the building, Spandam’s arms shaking after shoving him over. 

You watched in horror, hoping he would survive, until a voice called out of your pocket. 

With a jolt, you pulled out the snail, Nami frowning at the grating voice berating you.

“Kokoro,” Nami questioned as you lifted the snail so you could hear her better.

“I left it on, I heard everything. Why are you all just standing around?”

“The bridge broke.”

“There’s no way over!”

You and Nami explained at the same time, yelling over the shouting voices of the rest of the crew.

“Jump into the waterfall! Give it all you’ve got, trust me!”

A train whistle blasted from below, moving closer.

“It’s the sea train,” Luffy laughed, the mischievous sound sending off alarm bells in your mind.

“What’s with that devious chuckle,” Usopp questioned, but he was too late.

Luffy’s arms stretched out behind the whole group, shoving you off the building.`

Plummeting toward death with nothing but Luffy’s arm at your back, and the screaming and crying forms of your crew, you braced for the end. 

The end appeared as the beat up train charging over the half lowered bridge, flinging through the air toward the tower.

Tears were streaming from your eyes as you landed on top of the train, body aching with more bruises as you scrambled to hold onto something. 

Whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck!

Nothing ever felt real with this crew. Especially as the train slammed through the wall, stone bricks turning to dust and debris as this miracle train skidded to a halt.

Your head swam, dizziness and nausea making you feel like you were still flying after your body left the train, scraping through the rubble.

“Hey, hey, Granny? You okay? Answer me!”

Franky’s voice confused you, and you groaned as you heard Kokoro answering him. 

“Alright, we made it! Come on, you guys, get up already!”

You groaned louder at Luffy’s enthusiasm, hearing your hesitation echoed amongst the crew.

“Come on, you’ve been through worse than that!”

“We’re not all made of rubber, you know,” Sanji grumbled, more groans filling the room.

You didn’t know where to hold, pain dotting across your body. You could feel the tickle of blood from a scrape on your shoulder, and your right knee felt like it was hit with a hammer.

Robin.

She was waiting. You stood up, shaking it off, watching your crew do the same. 

Chopper and Usopp yelled, hyping themselves up, while Zoro growled, preparing to draw his swords.

You couldn’t help but smile at everyone, determination set on all your dusty, bruised faces.

“See, you’re all just fine,” Luffy complained. 

“You know, you guys are a bunch of weirdos. I felt like I should point that out,” said the blue haired man in a speedo with guns in his arms. 

“There’s a staircase,” Luffy pointed, already running. “We’d better move it if we’re gonna find Robin.”

“Not so fast,” came a strained voice, high, but rough. 

The group spun, finding the source of the voice in the corner of the room, pressed against the ceiling. He was dressed in a black suit, his body so round that your mind couldn’t shake the image of a balloon that had lost its string as he stared down at you. 

As he began to speak again, you noticed the dangling of what looked like a golden zipper pull at the corner of his mouth, and wondered what sort of teeth you were seeing behind his lips. 

“So you’ve invaded the Tower. There’s no point in going on. Lucci’s already taken Nico Robin to the Gates of Justice, along with Chief.”

“Oh really,” Nami asked with a smirk. “Thanks for telling us where we should start looking.”

You tried to cover your laugh with a cough, but didn’t think you were successful.

Why do so many bad guys love to just tell us everything?

“Why’d I tell them that,” the zippered man muttered to himself.

“He’s not too bright,” Chopper grumbled your thoughts, and you started to get angry again. 

Angry at the stupid, evil government, and their stupid, evil agents.

He pulled himself together, puffing his already puffed up chest before spewing threats down at you.

“If you want Nico Robin, you’ll have to fight through all five of our agents.”

“Duh,” Luffy said, and you had to turn around, chewing on your lip to fight your laughter this time. 

I’m going insane. 

Zoro touched your shoulder, pulling his fingers away with blood from that fresh scrape.

You tried to listen as the group kept talking to that idiot, but Zoro’s worried look distracted you, his eyes and gentle fingers roaming over your banged up body. 

“I’m okay,” you whispered as he kissed your forehead.

We don’t have time for this. 

“This might be the key to Nico Robin’s sea prism stone handcuffs,” the ceiling creep teased as he held an ornate key up into the light.

“Sea prism stone,” Franky questioned.

“It’s a stone that nullifies devil fruit powers,” Nami explained. “It’s like she’s trapped in sea water.”

Ice filled your gut at the thought of your powerful Robin, so helpless with these monsters.

“So be my guest. Go try to save her if you think you can. But without the right key, she’ll be trapped in those cuffs for the rest of her life. Mine might be the right key, but you’ll have to fight all the other agents for their keys just to be sure–”

Luffy’s fist was there, smashing into the stone, dust falling from the ceiling. 

“Damn,” he complained, as the man had escaped at the last second. “I guess all the CP9 guys can use that move.”

“So we’ve gotta beat every CP9 agent, and get all their keys before we can grab Robin,” Zoro asked, frustration in every word.

“What a stupid way to keep us busy,” Sanji grumbled. “While we’re wasting time on this key hunting game, the chief is going to escape with Robin.”

The zipper man was kicking through the air, floating somehow as he continued to taunt you. 

“Our first priority is Robin. Let’s ignore that weirdo, and get her first.”

You nodded at Nami’s words, the group already moving toward the stairs.

He tsked at you all, dangling the key out before him.

“If you do that, you’ll leave me no choice. I’ll toss this key into the ocean. We’re kind enough to give you a sporting chance. See ya!”

He buzzed off through the air, as if the balloon just released its air, quickly flying away.

Zoro grabbed onto Luffy before he could follow, trying to wrangle Luffy into deciding on a plan before splitting up. 

We’re splitting up.

“He said there’s 5 agents with keys, we need to spread out. Let’s take them down, then meet up.”

Sanji’s voice was strong, reassuring, especially when his warm hand found yours. 

Zoro gripped Luffy’s shoulders, tilting his head down to look in his captain's eyes.

“That pigeon guy, Lucci, is with Robin. You take care of him, and we’ll meet you up there. 

“If they drag her across those gates, we’ll never get her back! It’s a race against time!”

Usopp’s Sniper King voice had practically echoed, and it rallied the group.

“We’ll take ‘em down, or we’ll die trying.”

Zoro’s eyes fell on yours as he made that vow. You nodded with him, and felt that nothing in this moment mattered except for those words. 

The Straw Hats would save Robin. Or you’d all die here. No going back.

Fire burned through you as you charged toward the stairs with your friends, your family. 

Sanji still held your hand, but you pulled it away. 

“Angel, let’s–”

“I’ll go with Chopper,” you said, waving your friend down.

“No, we can–”

“No, Sanji. I need you to fight. I need you to save Robin. I won’t be a distraction for you.”

You turned, jogging toward Chopper to get away from Sanji’s pleading eyes. He caught you, pulling you to him in a desperate kiss. It lasted just a moment, but the heat of it was in your throat, and you shook your head to fight the tears. 

“We’ll get her back, Angel. I promise.”

You gave him the best smile you could, shaky breath leaving faster as you watched the group dispersing. 

You turned so you wouldn’t have to watch your boys running away from you. Chopper was waiting, and he patted your back with his big human form hand before running up the stairs.

“This way?”

More fucking stairs. 

If CP9 didn’t kill you, it felt like a heart attack just might. 

But adrenaline was doing its thing as you and Chopper made your way room by empty room. The floor you’d chosen seemed to be a bust.

Heading back for the stairs, you stumbled into each other as the building rumbled, something crashing up above.

“What do you think that is,” Chopper asked, eyes wide. 

“Hopefully it's our friends kicking someone’s ass,” you replied, trying to sound more confident than you were.

“Right!”

More stairs, more empty rooms, and so on.

Until more crashes and yells filled the hall. Nothing could have prepared you for the sight you saw when you looked through the noisy door. 

It was a large room, with high ceilings, making the cacophony of noises bounce off the walls. 

Zoro and Usopp were together. They were running side by side, yelling and looking back toward…

A humanoid wolf, and a fucking giraffe? With a baseball cap? 

Did I accidentally dose myself with Daydream?

Your worry was cut short when they caught sight of the both of you in the doorway. Zoro and Usopp started screaming for you, waving their arms in the air.

Chopper raised his hand in the air, laughing, and you touched his arm to pull it down. 

“We’re handcuffed together,” Zoro yelled, waving the hand that was stuck to Usopp.

“Get key number two, or we’re gonna die!”

Usopp’s wails died down as they continued to run from what had to be devil fruit users. 

Giraffe’s aren’t supposed to look like that…

“But we can help–” 

“No,” Zoro shouted, cutting Chopper off. “We can’t fight ‘til you get the key, and if they take you down, we’re screwed. Somebody else has to have key number two, just find it!”

You’d never heard that level of frustration in Zoro’s voice before.

“Got it,” you agreed, dragging Chopper from the room. 

More stairs, more rooms, until you heard voices. Nami’s voice.

Nami’s scream!

Skidding around a corner, you raised your tonfa, but couldn’t tell where to shoot. There was a swirling mass of what looked like pink hair. Nami was held up in the air, twisted and writhing in it. 

You charged forward, but Chopper was faster. 

“Cloven Roseo!”

He leapt through the air, his hoof smacking into the face of a huge man, his pink hair swirling aside as blood shot out of his mouth. 

Nami crumpled to the ground, coughing as you helped her to her feet. 

Chopper rushed to her, looking her over.

“Are you okay Nami?”

“I’m okay. Thank you for saving me.”

“How was he attacking you,” you asked, leaning to look where the man had fallen across the room. “Was that his hair?”

“Could be a devil fruit,” Nami rushed, picking up her Clima-Tact. “Don’t know, don’t care. Once he grabs you, you’re done for. Come on, this is our chance to get away. The less we see of that guy, the better.”

You grabbed her elbow as she moved toward the hall. 

“We can’t, we need to get his key,” you reminded her, Zoro’s demand ringing through your head.

“Oh, you mean this little thing?”

Nami’s smirk as she held up the key made you love her even more.

“Stealing the key was the easy part,” she bragged, leading the way out of the room. “I just couldn’t deal with that guy’s hair.”

“What number is it,” Chopper asked, his hooves tapping a frantic beat as he ran in his reindeer form. 

“Uh, three,” she said, squinting at it while she ran.

“Damn,” you cursed, picturing Zoro and Usopp running from those beasts. “It’s the wrong one.”

“What do you me–”

Nami’s voice cut off, just as the three of you skidded to a stop. You’d reached the massive tower room of seemingly endless staircases climbing toward the sky.

From floors above, something fell hard, crashing onto the stone at your feet.

Covering your eyes from the dust, you leaned forward at whatever it was that had fallen.

“This place is falling apart,” Nami complained, coughing.

Chopper was closest, and let out a horrified gasp, his eyes wide as he shook his head slowly.

“What is it…” you trailed off, mind unable to process what you were seeing.

“Is it a doll?”

You wished that Nami’s question had been true, but then Chopper said the words you didn’t want to believe.

“No. It’s Sanji!”

Disgust and horror almost spilled out your throat in noxious bile. You stumbled, falling to your knees beside this figure that couldn’t be your Sanji. It couldn’t be.

It looked like a poorly drawn picture of him, his hair, his suit, his blood pouring down his face. But it was deformed, almost balloon like, completely smooth and shining in the light.

You were frozen, staring down at him with your mouth opening and closing uselessly. Your hands were just above his chest, but you couldn’t touch him. It can't be him!

Nami and Chopper joined you, yelling for him. Chopper pushed against his chest, and you sobbed as this unreal figure moved, turning its head to cough blood beside you. 

“N-No, Sanji? Fuck, baby, is that you?”

Nami and Chopper joined you in your cries for him, and you sat back on your heels as he rolled on his side, pitifully failing to lift himself up with his stretched and wobbling limbs.

“I’m sorry… I lost,” he choked out, every word sounding painful as blood kept dribbling from his lips.

“I couldn’t get the k-key.”

“Hold on, okay,” Chopper comforted him, looking over Sanji’s body as if there was something he could do to help. 

You were too stunned, still scared to touch him, when Nami’s sharp voice cut through.

“Hey, Sanji,” she started, standing with her weapon gripped in her hands. You followed her gaze up floors of stairs. Your blood ran cold at the sight of Kalifa, the blonde CP9 agent smiling down at you all.

“You really couldn’t win,” Nami continued, her questioning tone forcing denial to build in your stomach, but her words felt too true. 

“You really gave it your all? You fought that blonde woman, didn’t you? I see. You must have gone easy on her.”

“Sanji, please,” you denied, shaking your head.

“I’m sorry. I couldn’t get the key,” he choked out.

“Forget the key,” Nami yelled, anger flinging toward the man at her feet. “This fight is a matter of life and death. You can’t stick to your stupid code of honor, okay? Is chivalry really worth dying for? People are counting on you!”

Your mouth opened and closed again, but nothing came out. Part of you wanted to defend him, and part of you wanted to slap him for not giving his all for Robin, for everyone, for himself.

But mainly you just wanted to fall onto him and cry, to find some way to fix him.

“I don’t want this,” he coughed again, voice so weak, it hurt. “I don’t want to die. But I was raised to never hit a lady, no matter what. So even at a time like this, even if it kills me, I won’t kick a woman.”

“I see... That’s stupid,” Nami judged, voice deadly calm. Then she hit him on the head with her Clima-Tact, and you choked out a surprised laugh as Chopper yelled at her for hitting him while he’s wounded.

“Is running away against your code of honor too? Because that’s not worth dying over either. Nobody wants to see you throw your life away in vain. Leave that woman to me. You try to get better.” She looked back down at him with a soft smile. “And by the way, even if it’s dumb, I do like that chivalry of yours.”

You looked down at him, and shook your head, disagreeing.

“I don’t think I like it anymore.”

He tilted toward you, voice soft.

“What was that, Angel? Did you say you love me?”

Before you could kiss him, or wring his neck, Nami cleared her throat. You turned to her as she stared up at the woman that had done this to Sanji.

“For the record, I won't play nice,” Nami threatened, confidence radiating from her as she smiled.

“Neither will I. We’ll get along fine.”

“Nami, hold on,” you called, rushing to her side.

“We’re running out of time, Y/N,” she reminded you, holding her palm out to stop your movement. “You guys go get more keys. I’ll be okay, noodle arms.”

You huffed a laugh as she frowned at Sanji.

“Well, I guess he’s noodle arms now.”

You gripped her in a quick hug, hating letting her go. Your mouth was dry as you watched her run up the stairs. 

“Hold it! I won’t let you get away!”

You swiveled around, blocking Sanji from the new voice.

“Don’t worry, Nami. We’ve got this one,” Chopper shouted, facing off with the large man from before, that mass of pink hair swirling around him as he brandished a staff.

Readying your tonfa, your heart raced through you. You wanted to run up and help Chopper, but you were terrified of leaving Sanji’s limp body exposed for attacks.

I never thought I’d be the one worried about protecting my partners in battle. 

Gritting your teeth, you watched Chopper land a powerful hit with two hooves, preventing the agent from getting past him to chase after Nami.

Pride filled you as Chopper stood strong, staring the man down.

“That’s right, now you’ll be fighting me. Bring it!”

Chopper using his rumble balls was always a sight to behold, and you hoped that it would be enough. You felt your hands shaking as you held your weapons, wondering if you could use the darts without risking Chopper. 

The agent landed some heavy hits on your friend, and you itched to move in, but felt trapped in place.

“Angel, go. I’ll be fi–”

“No,” you cut him off, not taking your eyes off the fight as they slammed each other into the wall.

“Please, mon coeur, I look dead already. No one will care about me. I just need to rest. The crew needs you.”

Chewing your lip, you hated that those words you’d wanted to be true for so long came at the cost of all this danger and pain. 

You looked away from the fight just long enough to touch his face, your skin crawling at the sickly smooth feel of his. 

“I love you. I’ll be back.”

“Love you, Angel,” he coughed, what looked like a smile pulling weakly at his lips. “I know you will.”

Running toward the fight, Chopper caught your eyes for a moment and shouted.

“Two minutes!”

Two minutes? Two minutes…

The rumble ball!

“Got it,” you yelled, calling out your poison thorns.

Two minutes left for Chopper’s rumble ball. You had no idea if you could defeat this CP9 agent in two minutes.

But I’ll do whatever it takes. My crew needs me.

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Part 26

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[angelsdevils]

Spandam x Reader

Title: Let's Learn To Love No Warning

You walked down the aisle in your white gown. You couldn’t believe this was happening. You were being married to him. Your eye twitched as you saw Spandam standing there, not looking at you. It had to be him of all the people you could have married. Your parents must have hated you because this wasn’t funny. Once you stood in front of him, Spandam looked away from you.

“That dress makes you look fat.”

“Can it, barney.” The bridesmaids and grooms, along with the priest, sweatdropped. Spandam took your hands in his as the wedding progressed due to being forced to and just wanting to get this over with. Much to your and Spandam’s dismay, no one objected, so you were officially married. You might be wondering why you couldn’t just run out on this wedding. It was because it was an arranged marriage.

“You may now kiss the bride.” Spandam made a face, as did you, as he lowered down to your lips and kissed you. You both pulled away, trying to fake happiness. You both walked out of the hall, not wanting to stay, and went home to your new shared house. Once you guys walked through the door, neither one said a word to the other. You began to remove your dress, not caring if Spandam was there or not. Spandam glanced at your body, and as much as he hated to admit it, you had looked beautiful tonight, but that didn’t change the fact he didn’t like it. He stripped to his boxers, and you had long put your oversized sweatshirt on. You looked at the big.

“The bed looks small.”

“What do you mean it’s a king-sized bed.” Spandam rolled his eyes.

“I will still be next to you.” You mumbled, getting in bed, turning your back to him and he huffed doing the same.

“Just go to bed.”

“I plan to, so shut up.”

“You shut up.” Spandam sighed, and you closed your eyes. Not long, you had finally fallen asleep. Spandam, on the other hand, couldn’t sleep. He didn’t know how he was supposed to accept that he was married to you. Should he try to love you, or should he continue to keep things the same? He turned back around and looked at your back. You were had turned in your sleep, your hair covering your face. Spandam had an urge to move your (H/L) (H/C)hair out of your face so you wouldn’t suffocate. Once he attempted the nice gesture, he noticed your face was scrunched up, and you were sweating.

“She must be having a nightmare.” He moved his hand back to his side, not knowing what to do. You started to whimper in your sleep, gripping the sheets. Your past is coming back to you in the form of a dream. Your home went up in flames, and the people were crying and begging for a savior. Spandam continued to watch you and decided not to wake you because he knew it would have end up in an argument. He closed his eyes and finally went to bed, deciding to think in the morning. It was now the middle of the night, and you had shot up out of bed panting and sweating. This startles Spandam, and he falls out of bed.

“Owe...” Spandam grumbled and got back into bed about to curse you, but he kept his mouth shut once he saw your face.

“(Y/N), are you okay?”

“Yes, I am fine.”

“You don’t look fine.”

“Don’t worry about it.” You lay back down, and Spandam sighed, laying back down but pulling you to his chest, which causes you to squeak.

“Whether we like it or not, we are married now. We might as well learn to trust each other.” Spandam mumbled.

“W-What are you saying.”

“You know what I am saying. If I say it, I will regret it.”

“You want to learn to love each other?” He only nodded.

“And in order first step is to at least try and calm you down after a nightmare.” He said, tightening his grip on your waist. You blushed gently and turned to face him, and he looked down at you. He gave you an encouraging smile, and you blushed.

“I still hate you.”

“That’s okay. We can have a love-hate relationship.” Spandam said.

“I heard those are the fun relationships.”

“Hmhmm, it never gets boring.” You smiled slightly and decided to sleep in Spandam’s arms that night.

“Thank you. I feel better now.”

“If you ever wanna talk about it, I am all ears.”

“Be careful with what you say.” You warned.

“And why is that?”

“I may fall in love.”

“Eww, please don’t.” You both laughed softly, and Spandam captured your lips, and you kissed back, holding his face. You smacked his shoulder when he pulled away, and he only chuckled, closing his eyes.

“I hate to say this, but you were beautiful at the wedding.”

“Eww, and you were quite handsome.”

“That’s the only compliment you are getting from me.” You guys say in unison, but you kept cuddling his chest as his arms were around your waist.

“Good night, Spandex.”

“Good night, ugly duck.”You both finally drifted to sleep, knowing neither of you meant the hurtful things you said to each other. The sun peeked through the curtains, and you rubbed your eyes before feeling your head on something firm. You looked up to see Spandam’s arms around you and your head on his chest. You shook your head, pecking his lips, and slipped out and went to make breakfast. Just as you finished up, Spandam walked in, rubbing his eyes, and went to grab a plate. But you smacked his hand.

“I didn’t make that for you.” He looked at you, narrowing his eyes, and you narrowed them too. He tried to grab it again, but you beat him to it shoving it in your mouth, grinning. Spandam grinned, grabbing your wrists and pushing against the table, taking the pancake back.

“Ha. I win.” You pouted, pushing him away.

“You owe me a pancake.”

“Whatever, loser.”

“tsk leathery freak,” you mumbled and tossed an egg at his back which caused him to leap into the air. He grabbed the pancake batter and poured it on your head. You gasped.

“You did not!”

“I so did.” You grabbed the flour and poured it on his head until he was a ghost. He growled and grabbed some eggs, tossing them at you, and you shook up a bottle of soda, and for the next few hours, you guys had a food war. It wasn’t an angry food war either. You both were laughing hard. Both your and his parents walked in and stopped to look at the mess. You and Spandam stop dead in your tracks.

“What the...heck.” They said.

“We can’t even let you guys live together, can we?”

“You guys hate each other that much?”

“Hate?”

“Each other?” You both blinked, and you both laughed.

“Oh my god, Spandam, you look like a unicorn puked you out.” He managed to have glitter mixed with sprinkles, cake batter, soda, flour, and everything in the fridge.

“You look like a slime monster puked you out.”

“You both look horrible clean this mess up.” They left shaking their head. You and Spandam looked around at the mess and sweatdrop.

“This is gonna be a pain.”

“No kidding.”

“It was worth it, though. I had fun.” You said, laughing, and he laughed as well as you guys started to clean each other up, and the house that looked like a food tsunami went through.

“You know it won’t be bad trying to love you,” Spandam said.

“I agree. I think I can get used to this by far.” You leaned in and pecked his lips shyly, and he blushed.

[admin-in-residence]

Now you see me, Now you don’t...Kaku, Lucci, Jabra.

Request: A new member of CP9 who can exist nowheres and anywheres, and likes to scare people, watch people sleep when stuck with a bout of insomnia.

Kaku

Most of CP9 weren’t too concerned over the new member who had been assigned to CP9, but of anybody to be the most “welcoming” it would be Kaku.

Assigned by Lucci to receive the new recruit, Kaku had been waiting for you to be dropped off at the docks. Nothing out of the usual, he had found a comfy spot atop a supply crate and simply waited.

And waited...

And waited some more.

Impatiently tapping his foot against the crate, Kaku was trying to debate what to do...how could someone be so late, had their ship docked at an island and set the pace back? Surely they would have heard of any delaying news...

Kaku was just about to report back to Lucci, when he caught a slight bit of movement behind him.

Startled and caught off guard, Kaku scrambled off the supply crate, crashing down to the wooden dock with an undignified yelp.

“I didn’t think you would scare that easily...” Your very first words to him, with a cocky smirk plastered on your face.

Rather unpleased with the introduction, Kaku felt himself tense.

“Your late recruit.” Kaku replied, the smirk slipped off your face with a look of confusion taking place.

“Excuse me?”

“Your late...you were meant to be here an hour ago.”

It was very quiet for a few minutes before your shoulders started shaking and Kaku, now standing upon the dock, narrowed his eyes...surely he hadn’t made you cry?

The complete opposite in fact, you tilted your head back, a sharp laugh ringing out.

“You say that i’m a hour late?” You laugh. “Dear, I've been  here for an hour sitting beside you. I thought you were testing me or something making me sit here in silence.”

Kaku stiffened. There was no way you were here with him...he would of been able to sense your presence.

“That’s impassable-I would hav-” Kaku started to say, before you slowly started to fade away. He swiftly shut his mouth as you had fully dissipated.

“Perhaps I should tell you about me devil fruit?” You said, the man turning around to see you behind me.

“I exist...but I don’t. My devil fruit allows me to appear and dissapear as I please...you wouldn’t be able to sense me if I simply choose to appear, yet not exist...confusing correct?”

Kaku blinked in reply.

Of course...that was just the introduction. Kaku should have known better then to expect any simple and sane person...it seemed that you had taken a liking to him...choosing him as one of your primary targets to pop up and scare every now and then.

Kaku would have thought he could get used to it...but without the ability to sense when you would appear, it made him seem like any other normal person.

But what really got him...were the nightly visits.

Each and every member of CP9 had their own little quirks, goods and bads...and it seemed as if your own downfall was the insomnia you suffered. The inability for you sleep led to you filling your time elsewhere.

When Kaku awoke in the middle of the night, he figured he would just be able to roll over and go back to sleep.

But there was that small little glint that had him swiftly out of bed, his sword drawn and pressed to the intruders neck.

“Easy there! Do you always sleep with a sword under your pillow? Seems kinda dangerous...” You spoke up.

“Y/N! What are you doing here? Do you know how late it is...it’s like 3 in the morning!” Kaku exclaimed, quickly withdrawing his sword and sitting back down.

“Actually, it’s only 2:30. But good guess.” You replied, smiling cheekily.

Kaku’s face wasn’t smiling back.

“Y/N go back your room and sleep.” Kaku muttered, slumping backwards upon his bed.

He hardly heard you and looked at you.

“What was that?” Kaku asked.

“I can’t sleep...not anymore. My devil fruit won’t allow it...”

Kaku studied their face carefully...seeing the raw emotion...the tiredness, and despair that filled their shadowed face. And for once...Kaku felt bad for them.

Despite all of the trouble that they give them, after that night...Kaku became a lot more lenient with their jokes.

Lucci

Everybody in CP9 was eagerly waiting to see the new recruit. When Kaku appeared without anyone by his side, there was an uproar from other members, however Lucci waited patiently for their explanation. 

“I’ve brought Y/N with me.” Kaku said quietly.

Jabura let out a bellowing laugh and asked the other member if he had gotten his eyes checked recently. Spandam, let out a harsh yell about the disappointment...but Lucci narrowed his eyes.

Kaku wouldn’t lie...which meant the member was somewhere in this room.

Then he felt a small breeze of air...and a soft touch upon his shoulder, before a certain pigeon-sized weight dissapeared off of it.

“Aww! He’s so cute...I didn’t know you guys had a pet! What’s his name?”

Lucci remained calm, turning his head around to look at Y/N over their shoulder. The new member blinked happily at him, their hands carefully holding onto Hattori.

Chaos went up around him, Spandam let out a unmanish scream at the sudden appearance, Jabura chocked on his own words, Kumadori gaped, Fukuro let out a long line of gibberish words, Blueno blinked in surprise and Kalifa narrored her eyes.

“Sorry for the sudden appearance...you should have seen Kaku...he didn’t even notice me for an entire hour!” 

Jabura’s shocked face twisted into laughter, but Lucci’s face turned into a smrik.

“Your a devil fruit user.” Lucci stated. Y/N nodded. Everyone around them calmed and listened to their new member.

“My devil fruit, as I explained to Kaku, gives me the power to appear anywheres, and nowheres...a better explanation is that I can exist...and not exist, however I may choose. It’s a bit confusing...” Y/N explained, before turning back to cuddle Hattori who gave a soft coo at the sudden attention.

It was fairly simlple after that...Y/N had a habit of appearing out of nowhere’s to scare the other members...but the one they could never get was Lucci.

They would appear upon the table as he ate breakfast, the man simply staring at them before Hattori moved to join her shoulder.

During the early morning training sessions, they would fall upon his back when he stopped to take a rest, merely slipping off of the fine hard muscles.

They would appear halfway out of a wall...but nothing could get Lucci. In fact...it seemed that it went the opposite way.

Y/N would be getting something out of the fridge, not paying attention, and an arm would pop over grabbing a can of something or a peice of meat... they would be shocked at the sudden appearance of the CP9 member...

Or the time where they had been training with Kaku, and just as they dissapeared and reappeared, Lucci stood arms crossed in front of them with a new mission request.

It seemed as if the man knew exactly where he was going to be.

At night...Y/N wandered the hall...the ability to exist and not exist took a toll on their body...but the one time they had attempted to drift off to sleep they had dissapeared, stuck in this field...a void, it had taken a long time to crawl back out to the existing world...and after that  they tried to avoid sleep until they couldn’t anymore...collapsing in order to be too exhausted for their devil fruit power to activate.

On this particular night, they had choosen to observe Lucci.

Even while asleep, he remained calm and collected...his arms stuck strictly to his sides, eyes shut...chest rising slowly. Hattori cooed softly in his sleep, perched upon the headboard of Lucci’s bed.

As the sun begin to rise over the edge, Y/N stood, moving to leave the room.

“Seastone cuffs.” Lucci’s deep voice called.

They bristled, hairs on the back of their neck raising in surprise.

“Sorry...what?” Y/N asked.

Lucci’s eyes remained close but his chest moved at a faster rate.

“Seastone cuff’s. just put one on...it will negate your ability, but not leave you weakened enough to be a lump of mush.” Lucci said quietly.

The next night...Y/N followed Lucci’s instructions...

When early morning training began, Y/N hadn’t shown up. Lucci went off in search of the young recruit.

Knocking on the door, he waited for the recruit to open the door...but the sound of soft snores greeted him..and Lucci decided to leave you to rest in peace for the first time in what he presumed was a while.

Jabura

From the very second you had appeared behind Lucci, Jabra was first...stricken because, nobody can just appear like that...and second...amazed on how useful this little trick would be to annoy everyone else.

After the meeting had finished, and you had returned Hattori to Lucci, Jabura was the very first to offer to show you around and to your room.

Lucci raised an eyebrow at the odd request...and the unusual generosity. Not wanting to lose this valuable member so soon...but neverthe less allowed Jabura to show you around.

Jabura kept it simple. Training grounds...Kitchen...Spandam’s room, and finally leading you to your own room.

You thought he was going to dismiss you and leave, but when he follwed you into your room, you crossed your arms.

“You obviously want something.” You said.

Jabura let out a chuckle.

“That devil fruit power of yours is pretty great and all...but have you ever thought of using it for the greater good?” A dark smile appeared on his face.

You couldnt help but return the smile.

“And what would this so called greater good be called?”

And that was very simply that...the two of you became thicker then theives. The two of you constantly plotting amongst each other to scare the others.

Scaring Kaku coming back from training, by popping your head through a wall.

Startling Blueno as you rose up from the floor.

Dropping from the cieling to scare Kumadori and Fukuro.

Jabura was always there to catch the startled faces that appeared on the surprised faces.

The best was always Spandam though...during a meeting, you would simply appear behind him, happily announcing your prescence as he lept 5 feet in the air.

But when night came around and everyone turned in...it left you behind. As everyone drifted off to sleep you were left, wandering the halls, reading books, making things in the kitchen...never finding the sweet peacful sleep you so desperatly wished for.

So you found yourself visiting the other members during the night hours, watching over your newfound teamates, and dare you say friends...

Jabra was the lightest sleeper.

He always sensed when you came into his room...he didn’t question it, but he was still curious.

One morning...Lucci had dissapeared during early morning training, and you werent anywheres in sight. Not that he was worried. But just to make sure, he went off in pursuit to find you.

Instead he found Lucci walking away from your door.

The two passed by each other quietly, and Lucci turned down the hall just as Jabura turned into your room.

You were asleep...pretty hard too, your hair was tangled and messed up, blankets tossed around...and one seastone cuff glittered upon your arm.

Jabura put the piece together pretty quickly. And he decided to take a seat...

This time he would turn the tables and watch over you...

[kana-daydreams]

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞

[ 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐈𝐈𝐈 ]

cw: violence, mild swearing wc: 2.2k

You stand amidst your marine comrades who bustle around you in a Navy battleship which you boarded after your escort ship was stolen, forcing your group to escape in a smaller boat; Cutty Flam and Robin, the culprits of the crime. 

Apparently, the machine man hadn’t drowned like you thought after the explosion and was able to save Nico Robin from being riddled with bullets after you were forced to leave the scene.

Other battleships flank either side of your own, their cannons firing at what was once a prideful Judicial island, now an island reduced to be one of mass debris engulfed in a sea of flames.

To your right is Spandam, in other words, rotten scum, whose face is heavily swollen from what you’ve heard from one of your comrades was Nico Robin’s doing. 

You glance over at him when you hear him arguing with a navy nurse who attends to his injuries, and you smirk watching as he winces in pain every time she touches a cotton pad to his bruised face. 

Another cannon fires garnering your attention, and your eyes follow it as it charges across at yet another one of Enies Lobby's infrastructure.

Suddenly, the PA system sputters on and a voice announces for all ships to surround the Bridge of Hesitation and your former escort ship as more pirates have been spotted at both locations.

The ship you're on moves in the former route where you see three individuals, their faces sporting determined expressions and weapons prepped and ready for battle.

You recognise them: Zoro and Cutty Flam, and the other, the sniper from the tower of law who ambushed your group with explosive missiles earlier back on the bridge.

Before your comrades can indulge their thirst for a fight, the PA system makes another announcement, this time shouting directives for only the marines ranked higher than Lieutenant commander to engage the pirates, which meant you had to stay put, on board—with Spandam.

How unfortunate.

"Get them!" One of the captains command and dozens of marines shower down like ants from their nest when provoked, from their respective ships to surround the three, but most of them before their feet can take refuge on the bridge, are blown away by an explosion.

You observe the pirates and your fellow marines as they fight, a symphony of cannon fires, gunshots and clashes of swords consuming the atmosphere.

You lean against the railing of the ship, propping a hand under your chin, your expression bored as you continue to watch the chaotic scene that unfolds below you, the marines clearly the losing party.

However, when your eyes happen to randomly land on a green hair individual with a sword in each hand and another which he strangely wields in his mouth, you can’t help but trail his every move in awe.

The former pirate hunter, Roronoa Zoro.

You watch as he easily and with precision, defeats his opponents two at a time, three and sometimes too many for you to count.

"Is there no one with backbone?!" You hear him challenge after he sends one of your squadrons flying away like leaves in the wind with a wave of his swords. 

A male marine three times his size steps forward, brandishing a giant broadaxe and an impressed grin stretches across the swordsman's lips.

The marine attacks him with powerful and consistent strikes and even with what seems like his ace in the hole, but like the rest of his squadron, he is sent plummeting into the ocean in a matter of seconds.

Your heart aches, and the hand which reaches to rest on the hilt of your sword, itches.

A strong yearning begins to overwhelm your senses. One which you eagerly desire to satiate.

Unfortunately for you, you’re not permitted to leave the ship. 

You heave a resigned sigh. "The curse of being demoted." You mumble, reluctantly remaining but a simple spectator to Zoro wrestling the other marines with his swords.

During his fight, you perk up when you notice his figure become motionless, his features mirroring one of pain from one of his hands being imprisoned in a marine’s tight grasp.

Closer inspection allows you to see his hand changing from its tan colour into a rust brown, gradually travelling up his arm and spreading across the rest of his body.

He’s turning him into rust! You gape at the realisation and your eyes glance quickly to your left and right. 

Safe.

Gripping your fingers tightly around the ship's railing, you hoist yourself over, jumping down into the chaotic mess below.

When you land, your feet immediately race towards the direction of the captive swordsman.

There was no way you were going to let him—the man you eagerly yearn for—die. 

Not before you got your chance of crossing blades with him.

Zoro groans from the pain of his body being gradually consumed by decay, his dark eyes darting down with a deathly stare at the musty, rusty piece of shit responsible for his state and who destroyed one of his beloved katanas. 

He swears to avenge his lost Yubashiri…as soon as he’s able to break free from the marine’s tight grip around his arm, or rather his rust.

For the umpteenth time, he tries tugging himself free, but his attempts are futile as the rust has already claimed half his body, rendering him unable to move. 

The marine bursts out in hysterical laughter as he watches his prey wither away slowly, but his grip on Zoro is ripped off when he is sent colliding into a trench mortar beside them, immediately falling unconscious.

Zoro massages a hand over his stiff neck, feeling the rust inside his body recede; the tan colour of his skin returning.

He presumes that Usopp or Franky were the ones to come to his rescue since they were fighting alongside him, but instead he finds in front of him, standing a few feet away, a young woman.

His eyes scan over her marine attire. Was she the one who saved me? Zoro quirks a brow, puzzled at why a marine would injure one of their own to save a pirate.

His eyes suddenly become wide as his senses are overshadowed by an eerie feeling radiating off her. One he was definitely not a stranger to. 

"Ah, I see." He grins and reaches for his swords, the woman’s eyes flickering down to his hands at the movement. 

She reaches for her own sword beside her, brandishing it in his direction and neither bother exchanging pleasantries as they charge at each other with alarming speed.

When your sword clashes against Roronoa Zoro’s, an exhilarating rush consumes your entire being—a sort of high you haven’t felt in years.

His fearsome reputation as a swordsman was common gossip among you marines, one you could now attest to after witnessing for the first time, his skills in action when he defeated several squadrons of high ranks.

You’re grateful to the gods that you finally get the opportunity to fight the former pirate hunter. And no you didn’t have a personal vendetta against him nor were you as interested as your associates in capturing him; you weren’t even interested in finding out who was the strongest between the both of you. 

Your intention was simple, and that was to quench your need for excitement.

You dodge to the left, barely managing to escape one of his swords as it aims for your mid-section, and return the favour with a swift swing of your own.

Zoro raises a sword, blocking your attack. ‘Finally, someone worth fighting!’ His voice brims with excitement, a hungry glint in his eyes and a devilish grin etched into his expression as you both exchange a flurry of hits, the force of your attacks causing clouds of dust to billow beneath your feet.

Boisterous laughter bordering hysterical rips out your throat. "Glad, the feeling’s mutual, pirate."

As you continue to fight, you notice the swordsman's attacks become gradually weaker and to your surprise, it is you who draws the first blood when your sword manages to trace over the exposed skin of his stomach. 

You weren't sure what to make of it. Was it the side effects of the rust or…was he going easy on you because you were a woman?

You frown. 

A chivalrous pirate? Strange. 

You watch as droplets of red trickle down from his cut onto the ground. "Is it the rust, pirate? Or you're easy on me because I don’t have balls between my legs?"

The muscles in Zoro’s face twitch slightly at your words. "Man or woman—my swords know no gender when it yearns for blood."

He lunges at you with his swords raised and you hiss slightly when one of them comes into contact with the right sleeve of your shirt, staining it crimson red.

You soon find yourself exerting more effort to deflect and evade his attacks, but nevertheless, your eyes gleam and your lips subconsciously upturn into a cheshire grin giving you a slightly deranged look.

"That's more like it!"

Zoro is taken aback when you start matching the force of his strikes and soon finds his feet buckling under the weight of your sword; the pressure forcing him down onto his knees and breaking into the stone beneath him.

She's strong! Zoro groans, both your swords humming a metallic harmony as their blades grind against each other.

To his far left, Zoro notices Usopp preparing to attack you with one of his gadgets, but warns him not to intervene with a gesture of his head.

In a blink of a second, you stumble back when he pushes you off him.

He doesn't give you time to recuperate and you're unable to brace yourself for his aggressive strings of attacks.

You fall.

Your sword is knocked out of your grasp and Zoro's blade is aimed at your neck.

"I guess you really are the best swordsman."

"Not yet, but I will be." He smirks.

Robin’s voice suddenly comes from behind you, grabbing both your attention.

"Stop Zoro, don’t hurt her!"

"I wasn’t gon–" Zoro is cut short, falling over with a grunt when you swiftly sweep a leg across at his feet.

"Hey, pirate!" You tower over his form on the ground. ‘Let’s do this again, if you’re still alive.’  

You don't give Zoro time to respond and his eyes follow your figure as it retreats in the direction of one of the marine ships.

Having returned back onto the ship without anyone noticing your absence, you watch in anticipation at the cannons preparing to fire at the straw hats particularly at the dilapidated building where their captain lies paralysed after defeating CP9’s number one sociopath, Rob Lucci.

"Three seconds!" You hear the Vice-Admiral of your ship roar.  

You sigh. There’s no way he’ll escape this one. 

The Vice-Admiral bellows out the remaining seconds and all cannons aim their fire in Luffy’s direction, though it only targets stone when he’s unexpectedly tossed into sea, and his crew follow suit, leaping off the bridge with who you assume are their hostages and Cutty Flam in tow. 

"They jumped?!" You stare wide-eyed as the group dives into the ocean, the thought of the pirates having suicidal tendencies never once having crossed your mind.

"There’s no way they’re gonna survive that." Someone gasps beside you. "They’ll be swept into the current of the whirlpool!"

However another surprise awaits you when you see them pull themselves onto the deck of a smaller ship whose presence you hadn’t noticed before.

"Huh? Where’d that ship come from?" You mumble.

Spandam’s voice, laced with anger and annoyance, suddenly rings across the ship. "All ships prepare to fire your cannons!" 

No one moves at his command, hesitating since their initial order is to capture Nico Robin alive. They only comply when Spandam mentions Admiral Akoji’s name, and unlike the rest of the marines, you know he uses the Admiral's authority as a pretext for his revenge.

You watch them as they buzz around, Spandam continuing to bark out commands, thankful that he’s seemingly forgotten your existence in his pursuit to kill the straw hats.

You however weren’t so keen on letting them die just yet—for personal interests.

You walk further out to the deck where you notice the straw hats themselves occupied, bustling about their ship preparing to set sail to escape being blown into smithereens.

I’ll help you one more time. You make a wide gesture with both arms which goes unnoticed by your crew too concentrated on the pirates, and when all ships fire at them they aim at each other instead. 

It also didn’t help the marines' situation when the gates of justice had unexpectedly begun closing, creating multiple whirlpools below the ships; the strong pull of their currents causing the ships to collide into each other.

Shortly after, you keep a tight grip onto the railing of your ship as it struggles to stay afloat, explosive projectiles zipping in every direction and Spandam's painful cries engulfing the entire atmosphere.

The final thing you notice before your sight is clouded by thick, dark smoke is the straw hats’ ship propelling into a sky of endless grey; your lips quirking into a satisfied smile.

Till we meet again, straw hats.

─•~❉᯽❉~•─

Part I - Part II

© 2023 kana-daydreams

[miscelliteeous]

Part 2 of the Spandam Headcanons, (Part one is HERE) these are all NOT WORKSAFE so that's a heads up!

-Not Worksafe Headcanons-

Spandam is a very selfish lover, if you get off that’s bonus points for him but if you don’t then too bad, figure it out yourself.

Give him puppy dog eyes though and he’ll at least use his hands to bring you to climax if he didn’t during sex.

Incredibly average cock, though there is a dark birthmark on the very tip that he would appreciate you not bring up. Very average stamina too, and needs to take a break between rounds.

He finds out about BDSM and thinks it’ll be great, he’ll have you at his mercy and calling him master or daddy. He orders an absolutely ridiculous amount of equipment and sets it all up, thinking he’s gonna get to dominate you.

Turns out he’s actually a major switch. Likes you to tie him down, pin him against the wall, smack him around, overstimulate him, there’s a lot that he discovers, much to his horrified (but turned on) shock.

His major hard-no is receiving anal, he would prefer you stay away from there. Not that he wouldn’t like it, he almost certainly would, but he doesn’t want to know.

Not that he doesn’t have a dominant side! Spandam always enjoys feeling dominant.

Definitely has a sadistic streak too and would enjoy using a whip on you or holding you down and spanking you.

Shockingly respectful of your safe word/traffic light system usage, but only because you’re respectful of his.

So much leather, he’s accepted his mask into his aesthetic and that carries over into the bedroom. Straps you down, spanks you with a belt, he might even make a collar from it.

Usually cums inside but also really likes aiming for the face. Anything that makes him feel like he’s marking you.

He thinks the idea of getting sucked off under his desk during a meeting is hot until you actually do a test run (with no one else around) and he finds out he cannot be calm and chill about it.

Very vocal, not just verbally but he makes a lot of sounds that run the whole gamut from gasps to moans and everything in between. He just can’t keep quiet. Gag him and he’s still moaning and trying to talk through it.

He absolutely whimpers when he cums.

Slowly gets better at considering your wants and needs over the course of the relationship.

His desire for giving you aftercare and cuddling after sex skyrockets after the Enies Lobby Incident. He appreciates you a lot more after he almost dies.

[one-piece-aus]

Whumptober Day 11

Kaku x Reader

"Here let me see that," Kaku offered, reaching to take your hand so he could look at your arm better.

"I can do it myself," you scoffed and moved your arm away from him.

Kaku frowned but didn't say anything. He watched your turned your back to him and rewrapped your bandages. You were just as reckless as Jabra and stubborn as Kalifa, always insisting you were anything but delicate. Why had he fallen for you?

Kaku thought back to when the two of you went on your first undercover mission as teens. 

"Kaku! Check this out, it's a yellow hooooorse!" you exclaimed and point at the animal that caught your attention.

Kaku chuckled at your enthusiasm and the way you pronounced horse. "No, [Y/n], that's a giraffe."

"I- I knew that!" You puffed your cheeks and turn away from him. It didn't stop Kaku from laughing. You didn't let it keep you down because you moved on to the next strange thing you saw. "Look, it's a green aaaaaaaple!"

That's when Kaku learned the best way to blend in was to let your enthusiasm and fascination for the world take over, he learned it from you. He became better undercover and went on more missions as your partner, sometimes acting as a couple, however-

"They're going to get infected if you leave them sloppy like that," Kaku stated, gently taking your arm. Slowly, he unravelled the messy bandages before he started wrapping them around your arm, careful to make sure you didn't lose circulation. "Does it hurt?"

"No..." you mumble glancing in the other direction.

"There, as good as new," Kaku smiled and patted your arm, singling he had finished.

"It's not new," you told him, unamused as you stood up and began walking out the door.

"It's just an expression," Kaku replied, not knowing if you heard him or not. 

It wasn't acting on his part anymore, that's just how he acted with you when you gave him the chance. Usually, you only allowed him while undercover, that's why he took those kinds of missions when he got the chance. However, the last one you didn't join him, and it just so happened to take five years. Five years it took until he could see you again.

"Kaku, Spandam wants us to report back to his office," Kalifa informed him, standing by the doorway. "Franky is making commotion again."

"Yeah, yeah, I'm coming." Though he'd rather not, all he wanted was to talk to [Y/n].

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Wake up square giraffe!" Jabra slapped Kaku, finally waking him up.

"Urghh, do you have to be obnoxious all the time-" Kaku tried to insult but stopped as he began to cough out blood. As if all at once, his insides screamed in agony. That swordsman did a number on him.

"Say it for later, we're getting out of here before the marines find us. Blueno's just getting the last of us," Jabra informed Kaku.

Kaku tried to sit up but even the smallest attempt made his body cry. Pain blocked the nerves from responding properly so he decided to stay lying down. He did his best to see who was with them. There's Kumadori, Fukuro, Kalifa...

"Where's [Y/n]?" Kaku asked Jabra, a little worry slipping out.

"Blueno's still looking for her I guess," Jabra shrugged as he kept an eye out. Kaku saw him narrow his eyes and then smirk. "Speak of the devil," he chuckled. The footsteps drew closer and Jabra frowned. "Ooh, what the fuck happened to your arm?"

Kaku's worry became visible. He tried his hardest to lift himself up so he could see you. Tuning out all the screaming his body did to stay still, Kaku hoisted himself on a crumbled wall. Instantly his eyes focused on you, or rather what was missing from you.

"It's nothing, the loud mask guy just got his exploding bullet in my wound and blew it off," you tried brushing it off but anyone could see you were struggling to suppress the pain as you walked. "It's not important, where-"

"[Y/n]..." Kaku sucked in a breath, gathering all the strength he had. "Let me see your arm."

Both you and Jabra looked at Kaku like he grew a second head.

"Are you fucking serious?" Jabra question. "You can barely get up, who the fuck are-" he stopped when he saw the dark aura behind you as you approached Kaku.

With the hand you had left, you slapped Kaku across the face. He looked back with hurt eyes but they dissipated to fear when you grabbed his turtleneck's collar. Your fierce eyes bore into him.

"Stop caring whether I get hurt or injured!" You yelled in his face. You sounded angry, you were angry- no... you were- "I'm not some delicate flower who can't take care of herself! I can kick ass just fine! You need to start looking out for yourself! You- You almost got yourself a ticket to death's door!"

Kaku's eyes were wide with surprise. Your entire face had painted itself with irritation but your eyes... Your eyes were watering, spilling concern and worry that you've never shown before.

"Stop worrying about me when you need to worry about yourself." With that said, you let go of his collar and walked over to Kumadori and Fukuro.

Kaku could only stare as a new kind of pain took over his attention. Heartache, his heart ached to see you in such a state, not just physically but emotionally. However, it only made it worse knowing you were experiencing the same feeling.

[usopp-writes]

MASTERLIST AND RULES

@library-of-ohara

Enjoy the stories written, as I am not in any state of mind to try writing again. At least not for anyone else but me. May you all have a great life, enjoy the fandom and other writers. I'm done with being active on tumblr. You can find me on Discord: Deadly flower#0133 if you want to chat. Good bye.

MASTERLIST

Please note, this list is made for drabbles, hc and scenarios that I posted from year 2022. My work from previous years are still in my archive and searchable, but will not be added to this list.

Whitebeard pirates:

Entire crew - Whitebeard's and Speed Jiru's birthday Valentines Day Whitebeard Marco Ace Jozu Thatch Vista Haruta Blamenco Izo Rakuyo Namur Deuce

Straw Hat pirates:

Luffy Robin Sanji Nami Franky Usopp Zoro Jinbe

Red-hair pirates:

Shanks Benn Beckman Lucky Roo

Roger pirates:

Roger Rayleigh

Warlords:

Buggy Mihawk Law Sir Crocodile

Revolutionaries:

Sabo Koala

Marines:

Smoker Rosinante Garp Coby Sengoku Kizaru Fujitora

Others:

Nojiko Pell Oden Vivi Hatchan Kid Killer Kin'emon Kanjuro Kiku Inuarashi Nekomaushi Eustass Kid Hiyori

Character and OC:

Usopp

Self-ship masterlist

Events:

Spring Event Ohara library event (April) Whitebeard Pirates Week 2022 Date application (always accepting) Ace's first Christmas as a Whitebeard Pirate

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I only write in the One Piece fandom - sfw and nsfw.

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[softrozene]

Lucci in a Relationship with CP0 S/O

Anonymous requested: Oh my God I love your writing so much I would literally hire you to write for me everyday xD you take care of it like a professional, ahhh! I'm do glad I found you🤧 but enough of the sweet talk, I can really do that for days yet before we switch into ultimate sugary mode I would like to request something... Headcanons or a scenario (your choice) about Lucci in a relationship with a cp0 s/o? And if you could include if this man knows jealousy? 🤔

Sweet talking is how you kill a writer- I am deceased. Thank you for killing me in a nice way. Lmao seriously though- Thank you for your kind words. I am so happy you like my writing that way! As for the request- I focused on the headcanons but there is a small- tiny, baby, bonus scenario! Enjoy!

Rob Lucci x Reader (Gender Neutral/Non-binary)

Warnings: Fluff- Mentions of jealousy, pretty much it, brief mentions of murder (This is the CP9/CP0 we are talking about- you know the guys who were trained to practically have no emotions as they carry out government orders). Uh, Awkward transitions between 2nd and 3rd pov.

Words: 756

First things first- This must be stated, but the freaking pigeon Hattori has to adore Lucci’s partner otherwise they would not be together

That pigeon is glued to Lucci so you got to take it up with him lmao

Okay, getting serious- In order for Lucci to be in a serious relationship, he has to know his partner through CP0, so chances are he already knows them through CP9 as well

There needs to be a mutual understanding that he will sacrifice his life for his mission, so chances are his significant other is willing to do the same

So- While there is love in the air, they definitely put the World Government’s orders first

While on missions they both need to detach from their emotions- So when it comes to playing roles as civilians or you know taking lives as the ruthless World Government Secret Assassins they are- They can do it without a problem

They can pretend not to know each other without a problem

Since they work directly under the World Nobles too they show no emotion towards each other in the case that the World Nobles- You know act out how they do

Which brings up the jealousy issue- When it comes to missions Lucci does not get jealous at all. He understands what is at stake and that you may need to do whatever you have to do make sure a mission succeeds and as stated earlier- The feeling is mutual so there are no hard feelings during missions

However, when a mission is dealt with and you both can rest easy at your quarters (where the other members most likely reside too)

He can and will show jealousy if the other members take an interest in his partner and their mission

Only because he has not seen in so long or you actually give in and start to tell your mission in detail

He gets moody because you should have your attention on him

All of CP9/CP0 though are aware of your relationship with him and they do not really care- Jabra (I do not think he made to cp0? Either way) Loves to tease Lucci’s partner just because he knows it makes the man jealous

However- If Spandam takes interest in Lucci’s partner Lucci shows no hesitation in shutting that down- He does not care if Spandam is the “boss” he will pretty much bite off his head and the first warning definitely makes Spandam look the other way

He really does not like Spandam

Last thing on the jealousy trait with him- Since it is just among members that I think can make him jealous (and that means y’all are home) he will no doubt turn to n s f w methods to show his partner he is jealous and will mark what is his

Bonus Scenario:

That mission was too damn long. Years of being away from his partner- It would normally drive other people mad- Maybe even lose feelings for their partner but not Lucci. He just needed to see them and remind himself that they will always be here. That they are in this together.

CP9 is no more but he already received word that he and (Name) get to move on to CP0. The strongest intelligence organization among Cipher Pol. They already received word too- No doubt, now he just needs to see them for the first time in years.

The second he finds them in their shared room- His heart melts. It has been too long and now that he has them in his sights- He truly feels at home.

“Lucci? I already saw the report of what happened. How are you feeling?” Your caring voice is music to his ears.

He does not reply in words. He walks to you and immediately his arms go around you to bring you close to him. Your scent is like heaven to him and the way you fit in his arms- God he missed you. All the tension seems to leave his body and you wrap your arms around him.

You know how he feels. You feel it too. You missed him dearly and this moment you have usually happens whenever you both get off missions. You can finally feel vulnerable around each other. It does need to happen because even though you were trained to practically be killing machines- You are human, and you do need to feel this.

You both remain like that but you know that things will get rather… Heated later.

[kana-daydreams]

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞

[ 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐈𝐈 ]

cw: violence, mild swearing wc: 2k Kana's notes: spandam is trash 😡

The salty scent of the sea greets you and wind lashes against your skin, ruffling slightly at your marine uniform as you stand atop a bridge, where further up ahead lies an arch gateway and beyond it, a towering iron gate embellished with the World Government’s symbol.

"We’re finally on the Bridge of Hesitation!" Spandam bursts out in maniacal laughter from beside you and grabs Nico Robin, who you’ve been escorting, by her hair.

He gives its black strands a violent tug, forcing her to look up and when she does, her breath hitches at what she sees in front of her: The Gates of Justice, and the gateway to her demise.

"It took a long time, but I’m finally here." Spandam says. "Once I’ve gone through those gates I can be the government’s—no. The world’s hero." He breaks out in laughter once more.

He releases his grip on her hair after he finishes his monologue or so you thought, gesturing for you both to follow him.

"This is wonderful!" He continues, a bounce in his every step while he walks in front you. "Just take a look at the path of my bright future!" He whisks around, forcing you to stop as he glances down at Nico Robin with a sadistic grin. "‘Well, for you, I guess it’s the path to hell."

At his statement, you feel Nico Robin stiffen under your hold and your expression soften as her body starts to slightly quiver.

You can’t help but sympathise with the woman even though she was deemed a criminal, for you too would be overcome with fear if you were about to be subjected to a place of no return; where criminals placed there never saw the outside world after entering. 

You tug on her arm lightly, a signal for her to keep moving and she does, her gaze still fixed to the gate while she walks. 

About half the way into your steady pace, her steps falter and she eventually stops.

You’re about to urge her forward, but before you could do so, she strikes your head with the back of her own and you stagger back, releasing her from your grasp to instinctively reach for your bleeding nose.

Spandam turns around at the sound of your pained groans and his eyebrows knit in confusion at the sight of you cradling a hand over your injured nose; Nico Robin nowhere near your side.

His eyes flicker behind you to see her scurrying down the bridge and he hurries after her, but not before scolding you for your incompetence.

He is able to catch up to her, not because of his athletic skills which he lacks, but because she stumbles over her feet, plummeting to the ground. 

Wiping away the blood from your nose with one of the the sleeves of your shirt, you silently watch from behind Spandam as he slams a foot down onto her head, a deranged look on his face as he begins grinding his shoe down on it, while he taunts her of her futile attempt of an escape.

Robin remains trapped between his foot and the ground, unable to fight back because of the seastone cuffs around her hands that restricts her from using her powers. Though, to Spandam and your surprise, she soon gathers the strength to throw him off her and pushes herself up, making a run for it. 

Spandam speeds off after her, barking at her to stop. She doesn’t as expected and continues forward.

He eventually catches up to her and you hear him bellow out your name.

"Marine! Get your ass over here and help me get her off this!"

You start striding over to them at his order and you notice him struggling to pull Nico Robin off a piece of wall connected to the edge of the bridge beside the staircase. You look closely to see that she is biting into the wall to keep herself rooted.

"How irritating. She just doesn't know how to give up!" Spandam tugs on her hair trying to pull her off the stone. ‘You’re a criminal. It’s detestable how you cling on for life!’ He tugs harder but she still remains in place. "The only way you’ll make others happy is if you just hurry up and die!"

Tears escape Robin’s eyes and she ignores the throbbing and burning of her scalp as Spandam ruthlessly pulls on her hair, refusing to give up.

I don’t want to die! She bites down harder onto the stone, feeling one of her tooths starting to chip away from the strain, and warm blood trickling out of her mouth, down onto her jaw.

Someone please…help me! She cries from the recess of her mind which flickers with the images of her friends.

"Here, grab onto her hair and help me pull her off!" She hears Spandam scream at you from behind her and bites down, if possible, harder onto the stone .

Your hands reach for her hair, but you hesitate. 

Spandam frowns at your inaction. "What are you doing?! Are you deaf? I said help me get her off this!" He whines.

Your eyes flit between Spandam and Nico Robin, and you reach a hand out once more, though instead of grabbing onto her hair like Spandam commanded, you make a light gesture with your fingers and in the next instance, Spandam is thrown back by an invisible force, crashing head first into the ground behind you and Robin. 

Robin hears a sharp cry that is abruptly cut off and feels the weight of Spandam’s fingers no longer gripping onto her hair. She cautiously releases her grip from the wall, craning her head to peer behind her, and sees further ahead, Spandam with his limbs splayed out into uncomfortable positions as he lies there unconscious. 

She’s both puzzled and relieved at the sight, but when she looks to her right she sees you sitting on the ground beside her with your back leaned against the wall in a relaxed position.

She hurries to bite down into the wall like before, but you stop her.

"You don't need to keep chewing on the wall, I'm not going to force you to go to the gate." 

She looks at you quizzically. "Why should I believe you? You work for Spandam?"

"Yeah, that’s true." You drawl glancing over in her direction. "But I’m not him." 

Robin continues to eye you sceptically, still wary about trusting you, but she doesn’t move to latch herself back onto the wall.

A silence settles between you two, a tense one, but nevertheless, it’s a silence in which Nico Robin still finds herself able to relax, even if it’s just a little.

Beside you, her body slumps against the wall and she looks over at Spandam’s motionless form. "Why did you help me?"

You are silent at her question and Robin starts to assume that you’re reluctant to answer, but your voice soon emerges, solemn as you speak.

"Because I’m a marine. You should know it’s my job to fight on the side of justice," you say, although your definition of justice differs from that of Spandam and by extension, the World government. But…you weren’t sure to what degree.

Robin spares you a sceptical glance, unsure of what to make of your response. She could only speculate that your interpretation of justice wasn’t the same as Spandam’s.

"Thank you." she says, her voice barely above a whisper. She then hoists herself up, starting in the direction of the staircase with a slight limp in her steps.

"I wouldn’t go that way if I were you." Your words stop her in her tracks. 

She turns to peer at you over her shoulder. "Why?"

"Because you’ll explode into tiny, itsy bits of pieces since it’s rigged to explode if anyone steps foot in there." You touch your nose, that still throbs, regretting that you do when you wince from the pain. "Chief did it as a precaution if any of your pirate friends were to follow us." 

Robin’s blue eyes widened at the information. "Is there another way off the bridge?" 

You shake your head. "No. I suggest you stay put and hope your friends find another way to get here, and that they do so before he wakes up." You gesture with your head over at Spandam.

Her friends needed to pass through the underground tunnel if they were going to get to her, and they were coming for her. She knows they are, which means their lives were at stake and she would be—no. Robin shakes away the pessimistic thoughts.

They were her friends. She knows that they’ll find their way to her safely. She was confident that they would.

She settles back into the spot beside you and you see her stare down at her handcuffs which you might have taken off if you had the key Spandam entrusted to one of the CP9 members…and if she didn’t pose a possible threat with those powers of hers.

You watch as she attempts to remove them, not bothering to tell her, her efforts were useless without the key.

Unfortunately, after what seems like an hour, you notice signs of movement from Spandam’s direction and let out a resigned sigh as your moment of peace is now over.

"It looks like your time is up."

Robin follows your gaze to see Spandam starting to regain his consciousness, then looks over at you with pleading eyes. 

You sigh, shaking your head in response. "There’s nothing I can do. I’m…sorry." There was no place for her to escape even if you tried to help her, besides the escort ship was already on the other side of the gate, and its marines would most likely start approaching soon since Spandam had alerted them when the three of you arrived on the bridge. 

You stand up, brushing off your clothes and watch as Spandam stalks up to you, already prepared for the consequences of hurting and defying him, your superior, and therefore don’t bother trying to defend yourself when he delivers a punch to your face.

Your head snaps back from the impact and you collide into the ground, your elbow bruising against stone.

You hear Robin gasp as he starts to kick at your defenceless form.

"You bitch! The next time you use your powers on me I’ll either send you to rot with those disgusting prisoners or kill you myself!" He says in-between ruthless kicks, each strike to your foetal form, more powerful than the prior.

Soft pained whimpers leave your lips and Robin cries for him to stop as she bites down on his cape trying to pull him off you.

He shrugs her off and she stumbles to the ground. 

He leaves your side and makes his way over to her, tying a rope, which he pulls out seemingly from nowhere, around one of her arms, and starts dragging her body in the direction of the gate.

An unexpected explosion follows and you see the figure of Cutty flam being hauled into the sea.

This encourages Spandam to increase his pace and he yells at the guards at the gate to set sail, but before he could step foot through the gate, there is another explosion; Spandam, its target.

His body is swept back in a cloud of smoke and the guards around you, one by one, become its victims.

Upon closer inspection, you notice the cloud of smoke is actually a small pellet which explodes every time it comes into contact with its target.

You luckily manage to dodge one that aims at you, and you search around for the origin of the attack.

"Long-nose!" You hear Robin cry in relief, and you take one of the guards' binoculars near you, peering through it to see not one, but three individuals at the other side of the tower of law.

One of them stands at the highest point of the tower wielding a tall slingshot which he uses again to fire in your direction.

Robin runs away with the distraction they’ve created and Spandam hastily orders the guards to shoot at her.

Your eyes widen and you open your mouth to reason with him to revoke his command, but he instructs one of the guards to take you to the ship and the last thing you hear before you are escorted away, is a rain of bullets being fired.  

─•~❉᯽❉~•─

Part I - Part III

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