#SoundCloud rap

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[themisinformer]

Greater Los Angeles Area Experiences Megathrust Earthquake After Rapper Dave Blunts Jumps During Live Performance

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - The greater Los Angeles area has been rocked by an unprecedented megathrust earthquake triggered by rapper Dave Blunts during his sold out performance at the Crypto.com Arena. According to seismologists, the quake, measuring at a jaw dropping 9.2 on the Richter scale, originated directly beneath the area.

Witnesses claim that the seismic event occurred when Dave Blunts, known for his morbid obesity, attempted to jump during his encore. “At first, I thought it was just the bass hitting harder than usual,” said concertgoer and teenage Dave Blunts fan Aiden Jacobs. “But then the ground started shaking, the lights fell, and Dave was like, ‘Damn, my bad, y’all!’ But he kept on rapping through it, though. What a legend.”

The U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) confirmed that the earthquake’s epicenter was located exactly where Dave Blunts landed after attempting his so called “Blunts Bounce.” “We’ve never seen an earthquake caused by a human being before,” said Dr. Michelle Timor of the USGS. “Mr. Blunts really is larger than life.”

The earthquake caused significant damage across the city, destroying nearly all buildings, structures, and streets, and killing hundreds of thousands of people in the process, including nearly all of the concertgoers at the Crypto.com Arena. Blunts, however, escaped the arena totally unbothered, with only a few minor injuries.

“I told y’all I was about to shake the game up,” Blunts said in a video posted to Instagram from his hospital bed. “We got records going platinum, and we got the Richter scale going platinum. Dave Blunts is up next, baby.”

It’s currently unknown if Dave Blunts will face any legal repercussions for his self inflicted earthquake. Legal experts are currently in the process of determining whether he can be charged with such a crime, as such a thing has never happened before.

[mastersoftheunderground]

New Trippie Snippet for his upcoming album “LIVE LAUGH LOVE DIE”

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[lilmissectogasm]

~in da year 2050, humanity has gone extinct. A lone traveler walks to a tree in a haunted forest. she sees a lone black rose. she holds it up; suddenly, she hears a chipmunky voice goin' 'ring around da rosie, come on hoe come ryde wit me~ ~she twists in horror. a ghost spawns in front of her, staring her down as he picks up the rose and starts ringing around her...~

song link: https://soundcloud.com/perfect-spirit-forever/ringarounddarosie-prod-adjustor

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This is my latest project please listen

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fuckzaza prod miyel & tanay

[themisinformer]

Travis Scott Concert Ends in Tragedy After Rapper Accidentally Kills 1,000 Fans With Flamethrower

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - What was supposed to be a night of high energy music and pyrotechnics took a dark turn last night when rapper Travis Scott, known for his adrenaline pumping performances and elaborate stage effects, accidentally unleashed an industrial grade flamethrower on the audience, resulting in the tragic deaths of 1,000 concert-goers.

Scott, who is known for pushing the envelope at his live shows, has been experimenting with flamethrowers as a part of his “Blazin’ La Flame”tour. Fans were ready for the usual fiery spectacle, but they were not prepared for what would follow when Scott took things a bit too far. Sources at the scene say that the “Sicko Mode” rapper was seen wearing what he described as a “super enhanced pyrotechnic backpack,” which he reportedly told fans would “take the show to the next level.”

The accident occurred as Scott shouted, “Let’s turn up the heat!” and pulled a level on his flamethrower rig. According to eyewitnesses, a massive blast of fire engulfed the crowd within seconds. At first, concert-goers thought the flames were just special effects to enhance Scott’s performance, but when thousands started screaming in agony for their lives, people realized that this wasn’t just part of the show.

“Honestly, I thought it was just part of the show at first,” said concert-goer Jake Alvarez. “Like, he’s always doing some crazy shit on stage, you know? But then I saw people actually on fire, and I was like ‘Oh shit, this is getting a little too real.’”

In a hastily organized statement to the media, Scott expressed “shock” and “disbelief” and what happened at his concert. “I just wanted to give my fans a lit experience, but I guess I misjudged the limits of ‘lit,’” he explained, visibly shaken. “I didn’t mean for things to get THAT hot.”

The rapper’s PR team has gone on to issue their own clarifying statement, claiming that the flamethrower was intended to only be used on stage and had been mistakenly pointed at the audience due to a “malfunction in the rigging setup.” “Travis is deeply saddened by this incident and is currently in discussions with his team on how to prevent such tragedies in the future,” Scott’s manager, David Stromberg, told reporters. “We will be revisiting our definition of ‘lit’ for all future shows.”

[swagknight]

[mastersoftheunderground]

Even years after their deaths, these four artists still remain at the forefront of discussion

Such a beautiful thing to see as they still had a lot left to do in their respective careers

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Just unlocked a memory remembering this song

[kounterclockwise]

Checkout the song meaning behind Nothing More Nothing Less by Kounterclockwise from their debut album Daylight Savings Time