#Somebody's gotta do it

[canterbury-bell]

We must produce as much bunnydoll as we can before the "bunnydoll apocalypse"...

[ubercharge]

ffxiv is a fantasy game which means my FC needs to log into hot fresh light novel titles every week

[toxxicslime]

Saw fanart and think itd be a cute fic- Ford learning that the hobbit and lotr have movie adaptations

Ooh, I've never read or seen those but hopefully another fic writer finds this cuz I would absolutely love to see this !! I just know he would go crazy for that and probably point out every deviation from the source material lol !!

[hammerhead-jpg]

I'm not elaborating

[starkid-everyday]

OH please... You don't gotta do it! Don't ruin my anniversary! I'm a good guy! I'm a family man!! Don't make me go back... To the bakery! Ay dios mio!!! Don't do it!!!!! I'm begging you.... Have... Mercy?

[dj-of-the-coven]

just some normal bears in no particular order

[sadsongsandstories]

Spies are Forever change

Upon further consideration, and watching a new amazing production of spies are forever, I am convinced that it should have been Sergio, out friendly neighbourhood bomb delivery guy, who was the fourth member of the team in place of disguise dude

Now hear me out

So, the story would track as usual, but after we're doing this, curt and Tati would track down Sergio and enlist his help since they need an informant, who the deadliest man and vonn Nazi already trust, to find out more about their plan

One more shot can be the exact same, with a couple of character relevant lines of course, and then the next scene can again be the same, with Sergio bearing witness to the document signing until Tati and curt burst in and shenanigans ensue

Then, when it's time for someone to die, Sergio takes the bullet, a death that hits so much harder since he's a character we actually know and love, and he can have some genuine last line about his wife and wanting to see his kids one last time

Boom, emotional stakes, innocent civilian caught in the crossfire between spies, owen established as a genuine threat who is willing to kill good people, stark shift in tone setting the stage for the finale

Comparatively, disguise dude is so insignificant that his death feels rather random, instead of the major shift a main character death should be

It just makes sense for someone to die at this point. Somebody's gotta do it, so it might as well be Sergio.

[scribefindegil]

Reigen just looks at Teru and goes "God that kid needs an adult" before realizing, to his horror, that he is the only adult in the vicinity

[gayfrogpolycule]

[sarie-cherry]

Guys, I was thinking about making something...

[carolinanadeau]

I have composed a 2200 word infodump post (positive and happy, to be clear!) on a subject 99% of people won't care about. God help us all

[bookshelfpassageway]

yknow i dont go here but sometimes i gotta go: seriously respect clowns. they have the worst pop culture representation in the world and also the best most thorough honor code. they're just here to be silly little guys who bring joy and are very conscientious about doing so responsibly. let them to their merriment in peace you dont hafta take potshots. i dont go here but like maybe i should, you all seem super chill

[yourlocalabomination]

So please pay attention, attention!

[hotpoetryqueen]

Yes I have a job. I have to yearn after my lost love all day

[steddielations]

Eddie’s queer awakening Part 2 | Part 1

Steve doesn’t know what else to do to make Eddie realize he likes him. Never in his life has he had to work this hard at winning someone over. Never.

Even with Nancy in high school, there was always a hint that she wanted him to chase her, which made it worthwhile. Sometimes, Eddie will do something that makes Steve sure he feels the same, flirting back. Then Eddie will do something that makes Steve not so sure, laughing it off.

Steve doesn’t like resorting to bullshit queer stereotypes because he doesn’t exactly fit them either, but Eddie looks like those rugged guys on his posters and album covers. Sometimes it feels like a masculinity performance worthy of King Steve, but sometimes it feels genuine.

Eddie’s not dressing like Bowie, but he prances around on cafeteria tables yelling about sodomy and he’s never had a girlfriend that Steve knows of. He could like both, same as Steve, of course. Or it could be nothing, of course. Steve’s just putting all these moves on a straight boy, about to get his heart broken again.

Robin’s given him countless pep talks, assuring him that he’s right about Eddie when he starts to doubt it. “You sniffed Vickie out just from her VHS returns. If anyone has a functional queer detector here, it’s you. Trust it.”

“What if I ask him out and he rejects me?” Steve fully understands Robin’s worries now, it’s not the same as getting shot down by a girl. “I’ve got enough rumors about me already.” They all wanted to say it in high school, calling Steve a pretty boy in tight pants that spent too much time in the mirror.

Tommy used to shoot them all down. Now he’s not by Steve’s side, snarling at anyone who suggests it. Which was mostly just Tommy trying to convince himself that everything they did under the covers at sleepovers was “just guy stuff”, and he convinced Steve too. To the point where Steve hadn’t even considered any different until a few months ago when he told Robin and— yeah, that was an eventful conversation. The first time he stumbled across the word bisexual— from a Bowie interview in one of Robin’s magazines— it felt like something clicked into place.

“I don’t think Eddie’s the type to out anyone, either way.” Robin’s right. She’s not always right, everything would be easier if she was, but she’s right about that.

“I keep having to pretend to like his shitty weed to get him to come over. Not even the yawn and stretch move worked on him. Y’know, this,” Steve demonstrates, stretching an arm above his head and then draping it over Robin’s shoulder. She shrugs him off with a fake gag. “I kept looking at his lips and I thought we were gonna kiss, but he laughed and poked me in the ribs and called me dude.”

Robin listens to all his boy troubles and then they come up with a plan. Steve decides he’s going to come out to Eddie, just put it out there that he likes guys. In a totally platonic way and hopefully that gets the ball rolling the other way, where he tells Eddie he likes one guy in particular and hopes all his Romeo efforts don’t blow up in his face.

So he goes for it. Eddie strolls into Family Video and picks out a movie that Steve’s actually heard of for once. It’s easy for Steve to throw him a smile and invite himself over. “You know this is the closest thing to a romance movie you’ve picked? No way I’m letting you watch this alone, somebody’s gotta hold your hand through the sad ending, looks like it’s gonna be me.”

Several emotions fly across Eddie’s face, landing on overwhelmed disbelief. “I don’t get it, man. How do you not have a girlfriend? You’d be so easy to fall in love with. Hell, I feel like you've made me fall halfway in love with you already. If I was a girl, I’d date the shit out of you.”

It looks like Eddie wants to clap a hand over his mouth as soon as the words leave it.

Steve watches him carefully, trying to think clearly over his heart pounding in his chest because Eddie just said he loves him, kind of. This is it. “Would you still date me as a guy?”

Eddie’s nervous hands jingle with chain bracelets as they tug his hair and hide his face. “You mean, objectively? As a guy would I date another guy? I mean, could I want that? I hadn’t really considered that option until now. Uh. Shit. Wow, this is-”

“Because I would, you know,” Steve jumps to say, as earnestly as he can, needing Eddie to finally know. How could he not know? This is it. Steve didn’t come all this way just to tap out at the finish line. He goes for it. “I’d date you as a guy, Eddie. I’d date the shit out of you, too, just like you are.”

Eddie’s face is flushed now, his eyes wide and swimming with both questions and realizations. Steve snaps out of it for a second, looking around to see the store is thankfully empty, Robin’s still on her break, but this isn’t the place for this conversation.

“Wanna talk about it over the movie tonight?” He offers.

It moors Eddie, he relaxes more and Steve hopes he’s not imagining the faint hint of a smile. “Yeah, that’s— yeah, talk. I can do that.”

“Okay, it’s a date. See you then.” Steve hands over the tape, their fingers brushing and making warmth flutter all through him. He watches Eddie halfway trip out the door, running into it once and pulling on it three times before pushing it open.

Steve can’t stop grinning, thinking about later, determined to tell Eddie he’s already in love with him too.

[egophiliac]

oh no, I love them

(super quick doodles done between other stuff, there will be better things later I promise :')