#Somebody stopping Sasha XD

[parniathedevil]

I FINALLY FINISHED XD

After 3 or 4 days >:D

a Jungle travel Gift for Underwizard @susartwork and Timetale @allesiathehedge

I hope you guys enjoy with your amazing style XD

If you guys have reply here ya go :D

I'm so happy for reply I'm waiting for it XD

[xenia12]

Incorrect Darcy Quotes :3

This post turned out so long tf XD

Darcy: Slash gamemode creative.

Sasha: Dude, this isn't Min-

Darcy: *starts levitating*

Andrias: I need life advice.

Darcy, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right people.

Andrias: Why are you late?

Darcy: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Andrias: Overslept?

Darcy: Overslept.

Andrias: I feel so burnt out.

Darcy: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.

Andrias: Are you gonna... assassinate me?

Darcy: Well not if you’re expecting it.

Darcy: Something’s off.

Andrias: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Darcy: No, but that’s funny.

Darcy: Andrias, we tried things your way.

Andrias: No, we didn't.

Darcy: We did it in our head and it didn't work.

Andrias: You read my diary?

Darcy: At first we did not know it was your diary. We thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Darcy: Marcy is 39 cheetos tall.

Andrias: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?

Darcy: Because we're out of doritos.

Olivia: Let me see what you have!

Darcy: A SCYTHE!

Olivia: NO!

Olivia, about Darcy: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?

Andrias: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.

Anne: Marcy, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Darcy: Well of course we have.

Darcy: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Darcy: It's boring.

Darcy: Well Andrias, we have to say, we’re really disappointed.

Andrias: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.

Darcy, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, our child.

Andrias, entering the room with a small cut on his ankle: Who the f-

Andrias: Do you want a drink?

Darcy: We could go for some appy slices right now.

Andrias: With a little peanut butter to dip them in?

Darcy: FUCKING OF COURSE WE WANT PEANUT BUTTER ANDRIAS!

Andrias: Don’t stay up all night, Darcy. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own armor.

Olivia: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Darcy does? What if they jump off a cliff?

Andrias: If Darcy were to jump off a cliff, they would have done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Darcy jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Olivia: You jump off a cliff.

Andrias: Gladly, provided Darcy did first.

Darcy: *slams books down in front of Andrias*

Darcy: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Andrias: You could of said literally anything else.

Darcy: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Andrias: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

Andrias: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Darcy: All we drank was Redbull!

Andrias: How many?

Darcy: Eighteen.

Darcy, tearing up the room: Where are they?

Darcy, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved our children?

Darcy: Somebody moved our M&M's, and now we are going to start killing.

Andrias: Darcy, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Darcy, curled up inside a hoodie that's 100 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

Darcy: We left instructions for everyone while we’re gone.

Andrias: Mine just says "Andrias no."

Darcy: We want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Darcy: You’re alive.

Andrias: There’s no need to sound so disappointed.

Andrias: How stupid do you think I am?!

Darcy: You really want an honest answer to that?

Darcy, standing with their back turned: We’ve been expecting you, Sasha.

Sasha: How did you do that without turning around?

Darcy: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people we did that to were not you.

[perfectackeracy]

Have you seen "I hate gabi" thread on reddit? It says gabi is acting hypocritical and should have seen it coming because they deserve it. What's shitty is that it has already gotten 70+ upvotes. I don't understand why these paradis fans don't feel bad for the marleyan eldians??? They are victims too!

This one?

Because sincerely I don’t know what’s the most disgusting: people upvoting this thread or Erenoids sounding like hypocrites?

Glad the most upvoted post is one that outlines Gabi’s growth, in the sense where she never suffered any losses on the battlefield.

And props to Reddit user renannmhreddit for talking some common sense into people, because I don’t get how you can hate Gabi while praising Eren’s actions. The two of them are in similar positions at the moment, even if I disagree about their character evolution. I doubt Gabi will turn into an Eren 2.0, when her background is similar to Reiner’s.

As somebody puts it so well, sympathy only matters when it comes to Paradis, more specifically, the 104th. Because protagonists can never do wrong.

Some pearls behind the cut.

Huh?

There you go. Going against the “main” characters. You’ve heard it.

Implying Eren never had that desire of fucking anybody who looked down upon him. Never. Meanwhile Gabi is a killing machine.

“I HATE GABI BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO KILL DOZENS!!! Now let’s watch CT!Armin falling on Liberio xd”

Sasha and funny stopped mixing together after 2013, but ok. 

Le Third Reich comparison to sound clever.

Muh traitors to ebol Marlys

I’m starting to wish death on Paradis because all your faves suck, and if they die you’ll cry a lot. Does that make it fair?

But it’s ok for Eren to throw a mantrum.

And I’m saving the best for last. Read this with classical music, please.