#Sole Classics

[feetsonhigherground]

suckle on it, needs lubrication...

[carefulzombie]

if i ever work up the nerve to write a dw fic the first thing i’d write would be a first doctor crossover with literally any other future doctor story, but instead of leaning solely into the ‘cranky misogynist’ characterization the show writers love to fixate on, it’d just be the older doctor(s) dealing with what is essentially a younger, brattier, MUCH more manic & amoral version of themself. like at some point they would be trying to talk down some threat, meanwhile one is sneaking up behind said threat wielding what appears to be dynamite and a pair of nunchucks. he’s giggling

[cubbihue]

Hey if Hazel, Dev, and the gang play DnD, what do you think they would play as.... and how who would be the fortunate(or unfortunate) DM?

When I was 10, my older brother would play massive D&D campaigns in the living room. He tried teaching me the mechanics but it was too much and too boring for my small brain. Instead, I was far more fascinated with things like Warrior Cats.

Apparently Warrior Cats has a d&d game though. So. The kids would all play that instead!

Dev would eventually be roped into joining. Mainly because when you're sitting with a table of kids doing storytelling, you end up getting very invested, and very frustrated when they make the very wrong choices!!!

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[nyuheartbreak]

style experimentation

cropped vers below

[hellsite-hall-of-ex-girlfriend]

in honor of the Halloween month, i introduced my dear Madame Curator to my favorite scary story

i was shocked, appalled, and terrified to learn that she has never once in her life heard the words "man door hand hook car door"

[prettylil3]

Pretty mami 😈😘

[illustratus]

Alain Delon and Toshirō Mifune on the set of Red Sun (1971)

[feetsonhigherground]

spa treatment on fleek 🧡🧡🧡

[iketatum]

Ad victoriam 😄

[fetishkinkdaddy]

If you want to get owned by fetish kink daddy, send me a message now

[suntails]

two left to draw and it’s done. the series will have taken over two months but it’ll be DONE. sleepy silver sweep <3

[abrushstrokeofsilver]

busted out my obscene collection of alcohol markers for once and satisfied the completely impulsive urge to color in marker

enjoy :)

[tyrianluda]

I haven't really fixated on classic heavy or the classic mercs before but now that I have, I politely want all of the fandom to apologize for making the mischaraterizations of them be accepted as canon. Why in the shit is cheavy being homophobic a common joke? Why do 9 out of 10 fics depict him as an abusive rapist? Are you all seriously basing it off “vibes” and that's it? Have you all actually read the fucking comics, because like, you objectively make shit up. and I want detailed answers.

[eff-plays]

Funny to me.

Mary Sue does not mean "this character is hot and attractive and confident and talented." Mary Sue means "this character is bending the rules of the world and the characterization of others around them in ways that are hard to believe and warps the narrative." We called those Anti-Sues back in my day.

So like. Making your Durge a sad smelly disgusting useless piece of shit who can't do anything and has no leadership skills means nothing if you then still have Astarion inexplicably go for them, have the other companions tolerating them or even care for them, and them still sticking around and coming out on top in every interaction. That's still a Sue, girl.

And that's like. Fine! Write Sues!! Who will stop you?? But like. Maybe don't rail against people's Tavs for being. Pretty. And likable. And knowing what soap is. Cuz in making your OC all around trying to dunk on other OCs instead of like. For the joy of creation. Will make you look like a huge and bitter dingus and not a literary genius!! Heart!!

[feetsonhigherground]

Stepping on toes, my favorite 🤩

[cazzyf1]

Something in the orange tells me we're not done - Didier Pironi