#SoTP Post Season 1

[ask-sparclez-blog]

So now that you babysitter is dead as disco who's gonna insult your dads and keep them from killing everyone?

“I’m gonna take it upon myself as a right of passage to maturity by making sure my parents can’t hurt anyone else”

Pinky:Sparclez! Quick! Get over here. Doc just found pictionary in the utility closet and he thinks he can beat both of us in a tag team! Help me proove your dad wrong!

Doc:You’ll lose because she has your loser genes thanks to your DNA. HA HA HA!

“Coming! Well…..they aren’t so bad…just a little out of the loop with reality…..but ill do my best.

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[ask-sparclez-blog]

Ho Ho Holy Shit!!! You guys kicked that Blinky bitches ass from (whatever fucking planet you guys are stranded on that everyone but you guys could get of???) to kingdom ka!

"Cretin....that is not a question.....but uhhhh thanks she was a total......*cough*........FUCKING INTERNET EXPLORER RUNNING WHORE WHO I TOTALLY FUCKING DECIMATED HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!" Pinky:Sparclez Dial-Up Genesis! Get your butt back to the house right now,I'm gonna be washing the Ruddingtons gosh words from your filthy mouth for a month!"Well I uhhhhh I have to......*sprints to her house*"END TRANSMISSION.