Hello cretins my name is Sparclez you can call me Dinky (my parents named me after their first hard drive) I'm one years old and my brain lives inside a robot body created by my parents (yay....) I live on a remote planet with a bunch do idiots who can't even dress themselves without shooting/killing/fucking/maiming each other (I'm the smartest but not the sanest) MWHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! Watch Shadows of The Past-http://m.youtube.com/user/OddballsProductions9 Age:One [Season 1] Age:Sixteen [Season 2]
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So now that you babysitter is dead as disco who's gonna insult your dads and keep them from killing everyone?
“I’m gonna take it upon myself as a right of passage to maturity by making sure my parents can’t hurt anyone else”
Pinky:Sparclez! Quick! Get over here. Doc just found pictionary in the utility closet and he thinks he can beat both of us in a tag team! Help me proove your dad wrong!
Doc:You’ll lose because she has your loser genes thanks to your DNA. HA HA HA!
“Coming! Well…..they aren’t so bad…just a little out of the loop with reality…..but ill do my best.
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Ho Ho Holy Shit!!! You guys kicked that Blinky bitches ass from (whatever fucking planet you guys are stranded on that everyone but you guys could get of???) to kingdom ka!
"Cretin....that is not a question.....but uhhhh thanks she was a total......*cough*........FUCKING INTERNET EXPLORER RUNNING WHORE WHO I TOTALLY FUCKING DECIMATED HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!" Pinky:Sparclez Dial-Up Genesis! Get your butt back to the house right now,I'm gonna be washing the Ruddingtons gosh words from your filthy mouth for a month!"Well I uhhhhh I have to......*sprints to her house*"END TRANSMISSION.
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Are you sexually active?
"Uhhhhh while I’m physically thirty years old,my body is a mechanical killer mech but my human-ish mentality has been hyper aged to be sixteen years old thanks to cretin Leo’s generous contribution to the “Give me your life force cretin charity” so unless you’re into pedophilia or a necrophiliac (don’t ask please) I suggest you petal your sugar somewhere else cretin anon I’m a woman of science….go ask trailer trash she breeds like rabbits!"
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Why are you so great....TEE HEE?
"I was just born that way you insane genius you.....tee hee"END TRANSMISSION.
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What are your religious views Dinky?
"Ah yes zat well being that my creation was based solely on the fact that my vaddies had a "spare" dead Pinky:She was just sleeping dear.....and rotting. Go away pink daddy I'm addressing my minions *huff* Pinky:*sigh* kids and there internet followers.....Be in bed by nine and brush your teeth missy! *sticks tongue out* wow Ruddington must have ticked him off today...where were we? Oh yes god and such...I would count my self as an Atheist based on the fact that I'm the living consciousness of a dead girl from years ago put into a robot body and oh I'm one years old and smarter then most of you cretins.....what god would let me live I ask you?
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Does it get lonely being an only child?
"Ah vhile I do long for a sister or a little brother I could torture,zis could not become anything other then a mere dream my daddies are on a tight budget and barely make time for me as it is *sigh* vould it kill them to pay attention to me for a change...""No matter I vill have to simply hurt more people to make them pay attention and love me HA HA HA HA HA HA tee he he he.....I hoped I have answered your question....cretin!"END TRANSMISSION.
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Why is Doc such an asshole?
"Cretin Leo,if I have to drag your naked body through the satanic jungle of nightmares after I steal you from your foolish slumber in the middle of the night....I will not hesitate to make you curse the day you crawled out of your mothers-"
Pinky:Sparclez. Language!!!
"Sorry pink vaddi....eh he he,back to you cretin I'll make you cry!"
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I'm looking for a new babysitter for my alien baby,can you recommend anyone?
“Hello cretin anon! I vould recommend Leo Sage he lives in zis canyon and ve had so much fun last time he babysat me, ve played games and ve had lots of fun in the satanic jungle of nightmares….TEE HEE”
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WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
I most likely would be eaten if I leave this safe zone so ill pass on the whole visit thing. I am curious to see what's beyond the satanic jungle of nightmares, could be fun.
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