#So was seth

[boasamishipper]

actually the reveal that there was no timeskip at all is hysterical. milchick really spent that whole weekend going all over town firing people, hiring people, putting together insane fruit baskets, and serving cunt in his motorcycle helmet. then at the orders of the board he had to very quickly fire the people he hired, rehire the people he fired, commission an oil painting for the severed floor lobby, redecorate the break room, and put together an award-winning claymation corporate apology video designed to showcase the new innie perks and reforms that don't exist as well as that one time helena eagan's innie sucked face with the innie whose outie his ex-boss is obsessed with. where is HIS waffle party

[pulsingvoid]

so what i'm getting is that seth milchick was once like miss huang and he's been working for lumon since he was a child and he has a lifelong mantra about ridding himself of childish whimsy and he got chastised for being nice to the innies and treating them like humans so a lot of what to us and the innies seemed patronizing or downright torturous was seth milchick's genuine attempt at rewarding them and treating them with kindness and he probably meant it when he told irving his innie is a friend of his because he cannot find solidarity in natalie or anyone above his rank and he has no life outside lumon so the innies are the closest thing he has to friends and they all rightfully see him as a tormentor and hate his guts. cool!

[hawberries]

a little game of cat and mouse

[chappellrroan]

i LOVE severance marketing

[adam-scott]

Exclusive Preview: Severance Season Two Is a True Piece of Work

[maxanor]

SEVERANCE | Season 2, Episode 5, "Trojan's Horse"

[acornwellian]

the severance season 2 speedy squad of six

[falafels]

pt.18!! <pt.17 pt.19>

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[luminique]

lighter is a loser. idc i said what i said. behind all the cool nicknames and stylish glasses is someone who looks at you with so much love in his eyes.

it’s unfair that he is a fire attribute because he always ends up lighting a little bit of his clothes or hair on fire when he gets flustered by you. something about seeing you smile, excitedly laughing to him about your day, has him pushing his sunglasses up a little more and staring off to the side. the rest of the sons of calydon can CLEARLY see right through him though. they knew the ominous undefeated champion had a soft spot but seeing him loosen his red scarf and clear his throat was when they knew he was head over heels for you.

he doesn’t have the best memory but even he’d remember small details about you. what drink you’d prefer, which sunglasses he wore had you blushing like crazy. his love for you is quiet on the outside but deep down, it’s a blazing fire that cannot be contained.

[hartbreak-motel]

My friend who doesn't watch WWE wanted me to send her some info about the wrestlers so I sent her these..

[cinematicexcursions]

mentally im still here

[linusbenjamin]

#little freak Severance 2.01 "Hello, Ms. Cobel"

[walkingclownemoji]

[chappellrroan]

still thinking about how one of milchick's shortcomings is that he is kinder to innies than lumon wants him to be i think we all moved on from that part way too easily

[adam-scott]

More photos from yesterday's Severance pop-up in Grand Central Station, NYC

[maxanor]

SEVERANCE (2022–) Season 1, Episode 8, “What's for Dinner?” Season 2, Episode 7, “Chikhai Bardo”