#So like. I got nerfed

[satellite-blossom]

One of my special interests is the Microsoft Office Suite (mainly PowerPoint, Word and Publisher because math scare me), which would make me a valuable member of society if it were not for. Well. The other parts of the disorders.

[aroaceleovaldez]

the dynamic of demigods thinking which other demigod is the most powerful is always amusing to me because. like, we know the big 3 kids are all the most powerful. That's just a fact of their universe. And then we know nearly every character views Percy as the strongest demigod, and most people are very rightfully intimidated by him.

and you look at the powers of the Big 3 kids and there's Percy, but then you realize Nico is just kind of objectively more powerful than him but simply chooses to hang out in Percy's shadow like he's Percy's scary dog privileges. Like, the two of them are pretty equally capable of causing multiple different apocalypses. Nico just also has like four different instakill powers and it's not like he doesn't use them. He very much uses them! Not infrequently, even! And they don't seem to take a significant amount of energy from him! And other demigods are pretty intimidated by both of them! But Nico makes a conscious point to keep his cards close to his chest and not let on exactly how dangerous and scary he can be if he wants to. People are already scared enough of him without knowing anything about him and he doesn't like that. Percy doesn't think about that nearly as much, and so usually just goes in guns blazing and that's part of why he's considered a wildcard. And then Nico himself puts Percy on a pedestal, so those who do know more about Nico's abilities then presume Nico knows something they don't about Percy that implies Percy is even stronger than him.

And even on a meta level Nico's narrative role requires him to be functionally more powerful than Percy, because he very often serves the purpose of getting Percy out of situations he can't handle on his own. That's just part of his function as a character! But also narratively he can't overshadow Percy so he just takes a backseat of his own accord and that's very amusing to me.

[sealrock]

paris can emote sometimes.

[chocostrwberry]

How do the other kwamis feel about Trixx after he basically betrayed them and helped Lila, which led to them being captured possible broken, and Marinette basically dying? (I could honestly see Plagg just breaking Trixx's miraculous out of anger and revenge)

EHEHE I LIKE HOW YOUR BRAIN THINKS-

So I was thinking that when Trixx has to face the kwami again, it’ll be Tikki who goes off on him. Like when she found out that Trixx betrayed them, she was already fuming. So contrary to popular belief, she’d probably be the one to like, jump him. Especially because he caused her holder’s death, which she had grown to really like.

But then again, this might not have been the first time Trixx (or any of the kwamis) have done something like this that has caused devastating consequences for humanity/people’s lives. So even though it’s a big deal to US, it might just be another unfortunate Monday for the kwamis and Trixx being put into time-out.

I think that would be super interesting reminder on how these are literal DEITIES who have most likely seen worse and have lived since the dawn of time, and not really as affected by the narrative as we might think.

[fonmythenmetz]

Literally the final fight in the Dune book

Gurney: I wanna fight a Harkonnen! You promised me a Harkonnen, my lord!

Paul: Of course, Gurney, and you shall have it.

Emperor: *orders his guards to hide Feyd* We do not have any.

Feyd: *breaks through the guards to reveal himself* I WILL fight

Paul: *sees Feyd* *pushes Gurney away* No one touch him, I’M gonna handle him

Gurney: But you promised!!

Paul: FORGET WHAT I SAID THIS ONE IS FOR ME

[oneroomjestershow]

wait he's innocent it was the rats

[unreal-sundogs]

[royalarchivist]

My favorite part of running Royal Archivist is definitely reading the tags people put in their reblogs. I really love seeing people react to goofy bits or wild lore, it's just fun seeing people crack jokes or roast their streamer or have the same reaction I did while watching stream.

This blog (and the VOD Timestamp Archive) take up a lot of time and energy I don't really have, but seeing everyone's tags and seeing the kind messages I get every once in a while thanking me for my work make me so :'))))) I know MCYT fandoms tend to have a bad rap, but everyone who interacts with Royal Archivist has genuinely so kind and funny (with one or two exceptions) and it's really nice to see. I love seeing the love people have for QSMP.

[nahoyasboyfriend]

A relationship with Moonjo sways between every line there is: sex & fighting. love & hate. Pleasure & pain. He meshes them arbitrarily, selfishly. Too vain to think about what you want (he knows you want it just as bad, but if you continue to deny yourself he'll let you) He craves everything you have and more. He wants it whether it comes willingly or not. Hits you and demands you hit back twice as hard. Gives you no other choice, no room to breathe.

With him you're forced to acknowledge the closeness of both acts. The gnashing of teeth, bodies on top of each other. Skin against skin, mixing of blood & sweat. The gripping, scratching, and bruising. The pain could almost be described as pleasure. A sense of carnality carefully weaved into the two acts; it's intrinsic in a way. Moaning sounds a lot like screaming when you close your eyes. The sting of being stretched open, the ache of being punched across the face. The sounds of moaning and groaning. Whimpering and swearing. Declarations of hate that sound oddly similar to a confession of love.

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

let's cut some onions

bonus:

[per-the-jellicle-magician]

Thanks to @realreulbbrband my vibes for drawing got somewhat resurrected so I did a little catified redraw of my fav moment in Cats Brno which is the Italian Aria

[lucid-daydreams]

the dangers of victor posting

If I had a nickel for every time an artist I liked dyed a white streak in their hair after drawing Victor Vallakovich, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Due to shenanigans one of my PCs is playing Victor, and I HAVE to draw the party in fancy clothes for dinner at Ravenloft. If I draw him, will I also succumb to the Victor virus? I'm afraid. I can feel it happening already. It hurts...

[dimitrscu]

“if you didn’t beat radahn before the nerf YOU DIDNT BEAT HIM”

[torgawl]

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!

[peridots-pixiwolf]

[Start ID. A digital drawing of Minos Prime from Ultrakill, who's wearing a strapless slit dress and sandals of the same deep purple. He faces towards and slightly to the right of the camera, his head is tilted further right. With one hand he gestures in a vague pointing motion, his arm folded and held close to his body. There is nothing in the background, but bracing himself on one arm, Minos is implied to be leaning against something about the height of a countertop. The background is a blank purplish black, save for three diagonal stripes in the colors of the bisexual flag. End ID]

Shading study that quite literally came to me in a dream two weeks ago, after this post apparently beamed itself into my mind

(also a few edits below the cut! they're very slight but whatever :])

[Start ID. Three different versions of the previous drawing. The first changes the tone of the lighting from blue to pink, and similarly the shading from pink to blue. The second replaces the faint black border with pink, purple and blue, syncing with the stripes in the background. The third combines both these changes. End ID]

[sneppu]

Tis illegal to Slander The Sneep in my presence when that man literally carried the whole damn series on his scoliosis back several times over. That man dragged the entire wizarding world kicking and screaming to safety on his actual living carcass. idgaf about no neville toad, brother, im putting respect on his goddamn name