#So I could be a simp
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This scene from Virtue's Las Reward with GTM-CM-G-OLM but instead of Luna, Sigma, and Alice being the dumbest dummies when it comes to technology it's just me going ham info dumping robot nonsense while I'm massaging his poor stiff joints and he's flirting with me the entire time
#Virtue's Last Reward#Am I F/Oing the Cockney Robot who died after 30 minutes of screen time? Who's to say#I'm actually so obsessed with him I need everyone to know I have his full ID memorized already#Not that it's really all that hard#Ayo Alice shut UP about his ID being 'too long' if that's what he wants to be called THAT'S WHAT WE CALL HIM#I'LL BITE YOU#I've rewatched Lucah's episode that's JUST his scene at LEAST four times#Which isn't a lot but other things are happening and I am trying to keep up with the series#positive Lucah's computer crashed just for me so that episode would be just GTM-CM-G-OLM's scene#Thankyou Lucah's computer for forcing her episode short#So I could be a simp#He'd call me like. His little White Bird#And it'd be sooooo cute#I wish his voice was a little more metalic with a filter like K's#But I guess the point of Gaulems is to be near indistinguishable from humans#So him having a filter would kind of ruin that effect#I wonder what he's look like with ABT...#I like him better without it though <3#Does Lucahjin still use tumblr what are the chances she sees this post??? djsjgfdjhgj Minimal I'd say#No one tell her I crashed her computer for Simp Reasons
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absolutely wild that Bryan Fuller did this on national television
#nbc hannibal#hannibal lecter#franklyn froideveaux#will graham#murder husbands#hannibal is such a simp#i'm convinced that was Franklyn's only purpose#in this entire show#the mirror to Hannibal's own obsession#“It's like he had to show me a negative so that I could see the positive”#👀
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can't believe garak went from 'hope you have fun following my little breadcrumb trail of maybe-truths doctor it builds character ;)' at the beginning of the show to '*sigh* fuck it here's the whole loaf. the entire fucked up bakery of my soul. if you somehow still wanna have sex with me after this you know where I am, yours in infinite longing etc.' in a stitch in time. has anyone ever been so pathetically horrifically enduringly down bad as garak is for julian (laudatory)
#that's some real lodestar simp stuff you've got going on garak and I'm so happy for you/sorry . I guess that's the thing about love#garashir#elim garak#star trek#star trek ds9#ds9#I take the same approach to 'a stitch in time' that I do to deacon's final story in fallout 4 -- I'm agnostic on if ALL details are true#but overall it's certainly *emotionally* truer than even the truth could be sort of situation. genuinely emotionally intimate finally.#which I think is the more important part#and part of that is being weapons grade longing material fjdskjafsa. off the pining scale.
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Rellana, Twin Moon Knight & Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon
prints ✦ full process on patreon
#elden ring#rennala#rellana#my art#shadow of the erdtree#ngl i don't share fandom's obsession with Rellana and find her character quite lacking#I wish we knew something more about her other than “hehe messmer simp”#bc yes rennalas marriage is a big part of her story but we also know a lot about her in other contexts and before the liurnian wars#which makes her much more interesting to me#bc idk im just not a fan of when in media the whole plot arch of a woman's story resolves around her relationship with a man#and i feel like with other women characters fromsoft did a better job at showing that they are human beings with different agendas etc#so when it comes to Rellana i love the POTENTIAL of what she could be
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#made it myself just so i could have it on here#simping on main#how could i not#kate mulgrew#star trek#voyager
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Oh, looks like your copy of Undertale had an extra attachment.. It looks like you’ve got a sans on your computer now..?
He’s fun to have! Just uh.. don’t forget you’ve got company now, alright?
Luckily, communication isn’t a problem!
.. Whoops.
(Don’t worry though, he likes you!)
Should I draw him in your walls next? <3333
#the amount of time I spent on the desktop background is embarrassing..#I HATE using the procreate text tool ;-;#which is why half the text is written lol#also also#since hes a file on your computer.. you could probably reprogram his file#so.. you could tweak him howerever you’d like..#you could also delete him whenever you want.. Even with some protest it could be done#which can cause a lot of existential dread for this poor skeleton lol#but I think he trusts you#sans#undertale#sansnomaly#sans x you#silly art#this flavor of sans simp-ery is escpecially concocted for me dude
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Side B
#this was such a short moment so I don’t know how coherent the gifs are but#look at this shit! Crystal FOCUS think about all the exposition you’re missing out on#[adele voice] we could have had it all…#I just!!! I really really wonder how things would’ve turned out if Charles hadn’t been simping quite that hard right out the gate#dead boy detectives#dbda#niko sasaki#crystal palace#yuyu kitamura#kassius nelson#my gifs#also. also when was anyone going to tell me that gifs look absolutely dogshit on tumblr mobile#l only ever use the app so I realised pretty soon that hmm. this is Not what they're supposed to look like!#pulled out my laptop to cross-check and yeah sure enough. looks just fine.#I’m so sorry gifmakers all these years and I never knew
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A little late but I made Natlan edits
Anyone can use them for whatever if they want
#traveler from another world ✨#genshin impact#natlan#genshin natlan#mualani#genshin mualani#kachina#genshin kachina#kinich#genshin kinich#citlali#genshin citlali#xilonen#genshin xilonen#iansan#genshin iansan#chasca#genshin chasca#mavuika#genshin mavuika#ororon#genshin ororon#everyone’s right when they say they look better with melanin#I heard they’re originally designed to be dark skinned but got changed but I haven’t seen a source for that so it might just be rumors#I’m really excited for Natlan but so disappointed in the lack of cultural authenticity#and I like most of the character designs even if they could definitely be better#except for the guys. they’re not bad but they’re so generic and unoriginal#like oh two blue/green emo white boys with black hair? exactly what this game needs#of course people are already simping for them#it wouldn’t be the genshin fandom if everyone didn’t lose their minds over the same repackaged characters over and over again
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hazel and nico looking like the most beautiful, gorgeous, people ever.
hazel with the most captivating eyes and chocolate brown skin you have ever seen.
nico with the brown doe eyes and perfect hair that you could run your hand through over and over again.
the god of the underworld genes be giving the best looks aaaaa
tysm to @d4rkshad0w for catching a mistake i made!
#I LOVE THEM#i could take about them for hours#pretty privilege#1000%#pjo#hoo#toa#trials of apollo#percy jackson#pjo hoo toa#percy jackson and the olympians#heros of olympus#will solace#nico di angelo#frank zhang#hazel levesque#solangelo#franzel#pretty privlage#they are so pretty#and im a#simp#percy jackson fandom#nico di angelo headcannon#hazel levesque headcannon#pjo headcannon#pjo headcannons#execpt this is cannon i just want more recogition
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Currently in the mood for some slow sloppy kissing and then some slow sloppy head 😖
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dowoo + won taemin | the vacation in koh samui
#han dowoo#won taemin#the time of fever#:) i paid for this content so i could share these exact scenes with you all :)#dont tell them i did though or theyre gonna sue me#:) not because im a simp or anything :)#the :) second :) gif :)#fivearchive#userrain#rinblr#kirustag#usersasa#theyre both so BEAUTIFULLLLLLLLLLLLL
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hot man hot birdman im so sorry hot fire bird man?!?!
aka glorious gijinka!Tengu Jin design by @hirumi25 has made me 👀💦?!?! because wowie thats some hecking fire design!
and of course i couldnt just not draw Hirumi's Nomi-kun with him too
#rc9gn#rc9gn tengu#ninjanomicon#human!ninjanomicon#human!tengu#randy cunningham#howard weinerman#hirumi-san i feel like i should apologize because i got overboard a little (maybe???) but i really do love your art so much i often#scroll through your blog to look at it. alsofor calling you Hirumi-san in my head xD it just kinda happened and your name just sounds nice#saying it like that haha. hope you enjoy the sillies art tho it was fun todraw! sometimes one just wants to draw some cool designs ;)#listen i adored hirumi-san's art for YEARS because their First content is some fine food but this humanized tengu was the last straW#i spent days after seeing that art going WOAaaah because literally he looks so cool???? all joking about me simping aside its very silly#but i absolutely adore that you gave him little wrinkles under his eyes it makes him look so dignified and your outfit for him us just *MUA#i wish i could character design like that *sigh*
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did i rant to my friends about dorian and orym just to be called a simp? yes i did. and i'll do it again.
these two characters? consume my waking thoughts. because just fucking think about this from a timeline/literary point of view for a second with me.
orym lost his husband and his father-in-law (who he always calls dad because he didn't have a dad growing up) in a violent attack on his leader a while ago and whatever magic was used to kill them kept them dead - no reviving magic worked to bring them back. in the space of a single attack, he lost two of the most important people in his life, and now he's a widow who still mourns and loves in equal measure even while far from home trying to save the world. he loves even though he's scared of losing again.
dorian is a runaway heir to a title he never really wanted, a musician for himself, a charlatan hiding behind an easy smile, who has really only ever wanted to see the world in his own time and make real friends for once in his life. and he did that! all on his own! he was with the group at the beginning of the campaign but then they ran into his older brother who was in trouble and needed to lay low and dorian went with him, falling back on old instincts that family by blood comes first. he ran from the group and from the foundations he was building with them. because dorian has only ever run from the things that scare him. but now he's back, re-traced his frightened footsteps toward the daunting promise of tomorrow - not yet with the group, we're getting his side of the story first. and he even said it himself, that he ran from the group and now he's not sure why he did it, why he left, when he stands here now and realizes everything he wanted was already in front of him.
they have sending stones, a once a day chance to say something to each other in 25 words or less. they've been using them, keeping each other updated on where they are, that they're still alive, and kindling this flame even without dorian at the table, without even seeing each other, and liam has been carrying this torch alone for 78 episodes but damn it the flame is still lit regardless!
and orym always updates on their progress and location first, and with whatever words he has left he drops in a sentiment to remind dorian that they still care - that orym still cares. and orym is practical through and through, he's a strategist so he always always always uses his words wisely because he's so fucking limited by this spell but the last message he sent? he repeated himself, he admitted a weakness, he faltered.
he told dorian where they were. he asked if dorian could come their way. he admitted to struggling while his voice broke. he asked again but in a different way if dorian could come their way. he ended the message with the most heartbreaking "fuck, i miss you," i have ever heard in my life.
orym, the man who messaged dorian 52 episodes ago and said "glad you're not here, wish you were anyway." because they're constantly in danger, and he wouldn't wish that on dorian, but he still aches to have him near. orym, the man who confessed 13 episodes ago during a trial with his friends that he's lonely, that he misses dorian and sometimes he thinks it's okay and sometimes he doesn't - because he was married and is still mourning and how dare he have feelings for someone else? how dare he move on even when his husband would WANT him to be happy again? he indicated dorian was missed by everyone in three of his previous messages before the trial, before finally shifting to 'I, orym, me - it's me who misses you'.
and dorian, the one who replied to a message orym sent him with "stay steadfast, sending you fairer winds" in the most longing tone i have EVER heard. dorian, who kissed orym's forehead when they parted ways but that is the closest they have come to acknowledging whatever is between them. dorian, who has been to orym's home between exu and c3 and met orym's mom and knows about orym's husband.
when orym died 58 episodes ago, he went limp and the sending stone slipped out of his hand because he was trying to message dorian before he died, before he ran out of words and breath. before he was revived, there was a moment he stood in the beyond and saw his husband and he told orym "you're not done," and orym said "i really wish i could stay," and then his husband said "i'll still be here," and orym said, heartbroken, "oh, i miss you so bad."
he told dorian, "i've really missed you," and "fuck, i miss you." i miss you is orym's way of saying i love you.
they're so close. they are so close. and orym fully died 19 episodes after dorian left, but he was revived and then never told dorian via sending that happened. part of me wants dorian to find out and the other part hopes he never has to feel like he failed orym by leaving. because nothing could have changed that from happening, not even dorian.
they are so close to reuniting, orym has needed dorian back for WEEKS and he's so close. i'm begging them to hold on so they can hold each other again.
and, again, from a literary point of view, you know the wildest part about all of this?
none of it is scripted.
#cr#critical role#dorian storm#orym of the air ashari#dorym#writing#my writing#i guess???? idk simp rant or whatever#anyway. am i making a hell of a lot of assumptions about their dynamic? yes.#will i be stopping? n o p e#this ship hasn't sailed far but i'm clinging to the steering wheel regardless#i had to get this out of my brain so i could focus on finals
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It seems there are 4 truths the Hannibal fandom can agree on:
1. Jack Crawford is terrible at his job (and is just terrible in general)
2. Will is a sweaty little man with a helluva face card
3. The FBI is both aware of the shit Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter are pulling and have unanimously decided it’s better for everyone to let the murder husbands be together. It’s not that they’re oblivious. They’re just tired of the gay murder simps and want to make them somebody else’s problem.
4. Hannibal is a simp but make it
Classy
#nbc hannibal#hannibal#hannigram#murder husbands#Hannibal is a simp#i will die on this hill#Hannibal walked so Hozier could run#because nothing is as gay and dramatic#as Hannibal saying#take me to prison#so my husband can find me#it’s a show with two serial killers as the main cast#but still#the head of the bau is somehow the most hated character#funny#memes#terrible but funny#fannibal#I’m 98% sure the fbi would help them flee the country#just so they’re someone else’s problem
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Oh how I love this man. I adore every part of this man.
I won't lie, my 5-year ago self would be screaming if she saw me now on her knees crying 'why' and all I could be saying is "he silly"
#king candy#gotta love how I started this blog for KCB and just focused on Kc#meanwhile Turbo is over there on the corner like a wet sad cat#like SORRY HUN ILL GET TO YOU EVENTUALLY#maybe#hhhh I need to smooch him#god looking down at me fawning over fictional characters when he made real life ppl: 🤨#ok ok but jokes aside he just makes me so happy<3#he's awful but I love him like-#MAYBE if he had a different outlet#maybe if he just...... got laid. he would chill tf out#//yes I'm referring to that one video#cuz like............ if he had OTHER people's attention and love and praise instead of having to focus solely on racing attention#m a y b e he could chill tf out#I could fix him#or make him worse if he wanted to#it's way too early for this I'm sorry yall aldjkskdksmd#simp rambles
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need more jasico fics where jason is a simp and everyone just kinda. stares at him making an absolute fool of himself to make nico notice him
#need him ready to feed nico grapes#tying his shoelaces like ginny in the hp movies#laying his coat on a puddle for nico to step on#and leo/piper/whoever is just like “bro”#“u dont understand i need nico to step on me”#pjo#hoo#pjo hoo toa#jasico#jason grace#nico di angelo#“he could murder me in cold blood and id thank him”#“i could only be so lucky as to have nico be the last thing i see”#simp jason my favourite jason#i like bestie jason too but simp jason is just.#the same just. at full power.
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