#Smiling Psychopaths

[protective-mama-bear]

ׂׂૢ Twisted!Bubba Bubbaphant X Violent!KickinChicken ✧ ˚ · .

- - ┈┈∘┈˃̶༒˂̶┈∘┈┈ -

"Care for a dance?~"

"...With pleasure~"

Bonus

[RIP the victim–]

[Anyway! I hope you enjoy this ship art that i've made, i need to draw these two cuties more 😔]

Smiling Psychopaths by @smiling-psychopaths

Twisted!Bubba Bubbaphant and Violent!KickinChicken by @smiling-psychopaths

[k1radolly]

[thewiz9062]

"Shred them to utter pieces!" - Kill, Carry On

the bear herself <3

au by: @protective-mama-bear and @smiling-psychopaths

[jumptothemoon]

Lola dragged her axe heavy breathing as she was covered in blood

( -@littlelolaapple )

( your child is also here @picky-and-corrupted-picky )

Oh wowee! you look like you got into some fun.. uh.. I don't think i know you..

*Hoppy is bouncing excitedly as she looks over the little doll, talking wayyy too fast*

[emotionless-craftycorn]

Human versions of smiling psychopath

[Why did I draw this? because I can(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)]

[I drew human versions of them for fun, yeah]

[I don’t know what else to write so I just... ×Exploded×]

loveSick!Bobby - @protective-mama-bear

Twisted!Bubba Bubbaphant, Violent! KickinChicken, Mob!Catnap- @smiling-psychopaths

Corrupted!PickyPiggy- @picky-and-corrupted-picky

Poison! Hoppy Hopscotch- @jumptothemoon

Emotionless!Craftycorn- me.

[theamoristwriter]

🎥 : I Care Alot (2020)

[iambutahumblememe]

Smiling Psychopaths Incorrect Quotes

Inciting Watching a murder from one of them the other night was enough to finally make me cave lol.

Smiling Psychopaths idea belongs to @smiling-psychopaths

Twisted!Bubba Bubbaphant, Violent!KickinChicken and Mob!CatNap also belong to @smiling-psychopaths

Corrupted!PickyPiggy belongs to @picky-and-corrupted-picky

Lovesick!Bobby BearHug belongs to @protective-mama-bear

Emotionless!CraftyCorn belongs to @emotionless-craftycorn

Poison!Hoppy Hopscotch belongs to @jumptothemoon

And the quote generator used can be found over here!

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Twisted!Bubba: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? Poison!Hoppy: Put spaghetti in it. Twisted!Bubba: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. Corrupted!Picky: Put spaghetti in it. Twisted!Bubba: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. Violent!Kickin: Put spaghetti in it. Twisted!Bubba: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Twisted!Bubba: Can you be serious for five minutes? Violent!Kickin: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Mob!Nap: Poison!Hoppy just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then reached down and untied my shoe.

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Lovesick!Bobby: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container. Corrupted!Picky: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

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Twisted!Bubba: Stressed. Emotionless!Crafty: Depressed. Corrupted!Picky: Possessed. Lovesick!Bobby: Obsessed. Mob!Nap: Impressed. Violent!Kickin: Chicken breast. Everyone: ...What? Violent!Kickin: I just wanted to join in.

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Poison!Hoppy: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Corrupted!Picky: This knife is actually a magic wand. Violent!Kickin: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel. Mob!Nap: *cocks gun* Magic missile. Emotionless!Crafty: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Corrupted!Picky: Lovesick!Bobby, I want a bedtime story! Lovesick!Bobby: I'm busy Corrupted!Picky. I'll tell you one tomorrow. Corrupted!Picky: If you don't tell me a story, I won't go to bed! Lovesick!Bobby: Once upon a time, there was a person named Corrupted!Picky, who always wanted things their way. One day, their friends got sick of it and locked them in the basement for the rest of their life. Everyone else lived happily ever after. The end. Corrupted!Picky: I don't like these stories with morals.

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Poison!Hoppy: *Takes a sip of milk and gags* Poison!Hoppy: Oh my god, is this expired? Poison!Hoppy: *Takes another sip of milk*

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Emotionless!Crafty: Some people are like slinkies. Lovesick!Bobby: What? Emotionless!Crafty: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. Lovesick!Bobby: ... Lovesick!Bobby: Please don't push Twisted!Bubba down the stairs. Emotionless!Crafty, pushing Twisted!Bubba down the stairs: Too late.

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Violent!Kickin: You're giving me a sticker? Lovesick!Bobby: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!" Violent!Kickin: I'm not a preschooler. Lovesick!Bobby: Fine, I'll take it back- Violent!Kickin: I earned this, back off!

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Aaaaand that's all she wrote. Or it wrote, rather. ... ... ...See ya. 👋

[fraser343]

Happy thoughts

[m1dn1ght-lag00n]

YOOOOOO

That’s cool! I guess we’re somewhat similar. I feel honored

WAIT A MINUTE, IT SAYS MY BLOG IS SIMILAR TO @jumptothemoon I LOVE THEIR BLOG SM

[yezzyyae]

I don’t understand how America can stand in our faces & want us to be soo happy about sending people to space but haven’t been able to cure cancer yet!

That’s how much America is full of sociopaths & psychopaths that they think “going to space” is soo exciting like we can live up there *rolling my eyes super hard* & curing cancer should be on the back burner while children & adults are dying every day! Why would I care about going to space I can’t live on the moon! Wasting so much money and I don’t believe anybody can go to outer space 🤷🏾‍♀️I don’t care what white people tell you! Everyone who talks about it are proving LIARS!

Cure cancer ooh wait fix homelessness not spending trillions of dollars trying to convince the U.S.A. & other countries that USA is head honcho in the space race!

[protective-mama-bear]

BEHOLD!! THE SMILING PSYCHOPATHS!! My hands–

Warning: blood, so much blood–

Meet Bubba Bubbaphant or should i say, Twisted!Bubba Bubbaphant, an intelligent critter but use his intelligent for his own sick pleasure to caused harm towards others.

Meet Lovesick!Bobby BearHug, the sweet and motherly bear in the crew and probably the safe one out of the bunch as long you don't harm her dear friends. She's very possessive and protective towards her friends, would dirty her paws to protect. And just like the other, have some sick pleasure watching her own friends pleading or getting hurt by her own paws.

Meet Violent!KickinChicken, a chicken that have bloodlust and like to do violences, also have a slight temper. Probably the chaotic child in the crew, just like Picky. They both probably fight–

Meet Corrupted!PickyPiggy or is it Cannibal!PickyPiggy? No matter! Probably the youngest of the bunch or the shortest? Love to eat fresh meat, especially her friends meat. Also a chaotic child in the crew, if Picky and Kickin work together, probably a duo that would commit arson–

And that is all, the four critters of Smiling Psychopaths, only four left... i wonder who that would be? =)

Smiling Psychopaths, idea by @smiling-psychopaths

Twisted!Bubba Bubbaphant & Violent!KickinChicken by @smiling-psychopaths

Corrupted!PickyPiggy by @corrupted-picky-piggy

Lovesick!Bobby BearHug by me (:D)

[picky-and-corrupted-picky]

Finally, the mama bear is dead!

She... what?

[thewiz9062]

"If it's alive, it's a customer... if it's dead it's merchandise,"

No flaws, no waste, it's a business of buying and selling, Which way are you facing?" - SHANTI

look its the silly hes my fav out of the psycopaths and i also may or may not have cuntified him

and please pretend theres a chair there i can't draw furniture ;-;

AU by @smiling-psychopaths

[jumptothemoon]

* picks up hoppy * we’re going to see bubba. C-come on! * struggles carrying hoppy *

I- i'm not allowed in the lab-

[emotionless-craftycorn]

...Hiiiii :)

@hoppyhopscotch1

"...What are you doing here."

[paininmyarts]

SMILE