#Sleepy0s

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@sleepy0s writes some really good drabbles <33

@sleepy0s !!!

[sleepy0s]

I was called!! My lil child

Your turn!! @ahtobi @pearlesentea @bunnyloverqueen @hermitcatting

And anyone else who wants to join!

im bored so im starting a lil guy chain on picrew

this is mine!!!

tagging @aggressivenesswhilecrying, @errornameredacted, @desertduofan, @sleepy0s, @athenam, @jesteralchemist, @jd-leifdeloos, @mamafuzzyartist, and @anyone who wantst o join!

[sleepy0s]

Be the bigger person

Alternatively (if watcher Grian)

X: be the bigger person

Grian: ok

Grian: *transforms into mind melting eldritch being that could be, if it were capable of being such lowly states like matter, larger than the man.*

I thieved this from a commenter, thank you Crescendo_of_Thoughts!!!!!!!!!!!!

My apology for last post

533  Words

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Hermitcraft was under attack. The breach had been made known at 2:47am and these people worked fast because they had already lost Gem, Doc, Ren, Impulse and Pearl. So, everyone was in a panic. 

“OKAY! WHO ELSE IS MISSING?” Xisuma yelled out from his pillar of dirt, trying to tame the manic hermits. Luckily, at the moment, no one else had been abducted. “Okay- okay, we need a plan. Any ideas?” No one responded, all staring at their admin for guidance.

Xisuma was panicking internally, admin training had not prepared him for what to do in this situation. At all. His attention was caught when he spotted Bdubs staring into the shadows, whispering to Etho, who whispered to Cleo, who whispered to Jevin, and on and on, until Keralis whispered to Xisuma. “There seems to be a.. Figure in the trees.” He mumbled into his ear.

And then he could hear rustling in the trees, and around them, and before he could stop it, almost all fo his hermits were pinned down, except for Xisuma, Grian and Scar. “Hey-” Xisuma began, but was cut off by the ‘leader’ talking. “Look. Man, all respect, love you guys.” He began, “But! A little birdie told me you guys were harbouring a watcher, and we thought, why don’t we go see bthat petty, filthy god like creature.” He laughed, before pausing and looking around at all the hermits. 

“However, none of this lot look like watchers. Tell me, where you keeping the thing? Everyone says they are LaRgE, DaNgErOuS cReAtUrEs, but I don’t believe it, I think they just make up things to make them seem all powerful. HAH! I bet they’re actually the same size as all of us…” Xisuma, and honestly everyone else had stopped listening to the man on his rant. 

Xisuma spotted Grian reaching for his gun in his back pocket and swiftly reached and grabbed it before he could, “Grian, no. What if he attacks?” He whispered, trying not to attract the attention of the guy. 

“Wha- But he’s threatening us!?” Grina hissed, wings fluffing up defensively. He had already lost his players once before, he wans’t letting it happen again. 

“Grian- be the bigger person.” 

“What..?”

Xisuma sighed. “I mean, be the bigger person.”

“OH!”

“...Are you guys even listening to me!?” The man screamed, turning around to face them. 

“...what the void.” He paled at the sight infront of him.

A creature taller than double the build limit, covered in tattoos of eyes. Wait no, they are blinking- definitely not tattoos. Dressd in ancient clothing, multiple pairs of large, wings on its back, the colours shifting in and out as if the void was held in its wings. A mask covered their face.

The being, a watcher shrunk it’s size partially, so the intruder could see it’s face. All the hermits instinctively closed their eyes as Grian Xelqua leaned down, removing it’s mask to reveal not a face, but thousands and thousands of eyes, all staring at the head of the intruders. “Boo.” He laughed.

The intruder just stared at him, mind melting as he saw into the future, the past, the present, everything, everywhere all at once.

[skydoesthings]

gonna make 23 of my mutuals take part in the hunger games with me in the hunger games sim :3

the tag will be #skymakeshungergames

we only have male and female options for gender :(( sad i know, so let me know which one youre more comfortable with if you want to participate, also tell me what name you want to go by

im gonna tag all my mutuals in this, rb to let me know if youre interested!!!!

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[sleepy0s]

Such a strange man

Grian: “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” I would. Pussy.

Grian: “I’m not gonna sink to their level” I will. Coward.

Grian: “I’m the bigger person” I’m 150cm tall give me the gun bitch.

GRAIANN

Hi guys :> Felt like being nice, have a long one! (Long for my standards lol)

1399  Words

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Look, growing up on the streets does a lot to a man you know? Grian was never taught that ‘two wrongs don’t make a right’ No, no he was taught ‘You want something, take it.’. Like seriously, man has no morals.  Of Course... The hermits don’t actually know much about his past- Even Pearl HIS SISTER doesn’t know more than everyone else.

Most strangers look at Grian and see a cute, small avian who wouldn’t hurt a fly when in reality he is an eldritch being who grew up in mafias and will not hesitate to pull a gun on you. (Xisuma keeps trying to take them off him but he just keeps showing up with more???) This leads to some interesting experiences. For everyone else, not Grian.

The ‘first’ one.

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It took Grian some time to open up when he joined hermitcraft (Yk, he had just spent the last couple of years locked in a cage in the end dimension lol) So, for the first month or three everyone assumed he was some nice parrot hybrid who was just shy. He didn’t talk in meetings and usually, you had to find him if you wanted to hang out. Even after he had come out of his shell he was still polite and kind (He is still kind but like, more open and friendly) 

Anyway, getting distracted. 

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Xisuma had just finished talking about the important stuff, and everyone was chatting away. The hermits would probably stay in the meeting room for a while longer- the area was comfy.

Around half an hour into the hangout someone had pulled up a video on their comm of a server being destroyed whilst a player was still inside, which had become the current topic. “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy..” Tango mumbled, the blaze hybrid looked horrified with one hand covering his face as he tried to look away.

Now, Grian had been on a server whilst it was being destroyed, multiple actually in his many attempts at escaping so he was fully aware of the agony and pain someone felt when being essentially erased from existence. He also had many enemies, which he would wish this upon, but his worst enemy? Without a doubt, Sam Gladiator. The bunny hybrid that had tortured his childhood, and god he would probably laugh if he got to watch Sam go through that torture.

Unknowingly, Grian had started laughing to himself just at the thought, which meant some people were looking at him weirdly. “Grian? Why are you laughing?” Xisuma asked.  

“Wha- nothing- nothing I was just imagining something.” He had stopped laughing but still had a smile on his face. “I would like- totally wish that upon my worst enemy.” He added simply, sitting up in his chair.

The trip to the main hub.

Some of the hermits had decided to go on a little trip to the main hub for shopping purposes. The small group included; Xisuma (He wasn’t letting them go off on their own.) Doc, Gem, Pearl, Scar and Grian. And it was going well. They each had budgets that they couldn’t go over and everyone had their own bags full of materials. 

They had been told to meet up at the portal at 3 pm, and it was currently 2:55, and the only person not at the portal was Pearl. Oh- wait no Xisuma can see her. The Moth hybrid was rushing down the street, trying to get to them on time. “I’m not late yet- I’m not late- Ouch!” She had run head first into some older-looking man, luckily she hadn’t dropped anything.

“I'm sorry- I wasn’t looking where I was going! Are you okay?” She apologized, but when she looked up she was slightly shocked by the look on the man's face which was rage and disgust. “Ugh. Hybrids ruining everything, I'm going to be late for my meeting now because of you.” The man spat at her, before shoving her and causing her to drop everything.

Grian immediately ran over to his sister's side to help pick everything up, as with the others. “Are you just going to let him do that? Aren’t you going to do anything?” Grian asked as he handed her the stuff. 

“No, I’m not going to sink to his level,” Pearl responded, but it was obvious she was upset. And look, he knew his sister could handle herself but if she was too shy to stand up for herself in public then he would do it for her. That was one thing he had learnt growing up as a hybrid, if you want to be respected then you can’t play nice. “Grian- Don’t!”

It was too late, he had stormed up to the man and was tapping him on the shoulder.  “Sir? Sir. Sir!!!” He spoke, continuing to tap the man until he turned around. “What? I don’t have time for this.”

Grian didn’t look bothered by the man’s attitude, still smiling. “I would like you to apologize to my sister.” 

The man laughed, “You think you can get me to apologize? No.” And Grian’s attitude switched, kicking him in the crotch and grabbing his collar, his face emotionless as he stared into his eyes. “It wasn’t a question. Now, Apologize before I pull my gun out.” He whispered into his ear, before letting go of him.

“Yep- yep understood!” He whimpered, rushing over to Pearl and continuously bowing. “I’m sorry for using such language- are you okay? Please be okay or he might kill me.” 

The Intruder!

Hermitcraft is famous for being a very safe server, with some of the strongest protections. So, it’s very unlikely that someone can break in. Unlikely, but not impossible. 

So, imagine everyone’s surprise when they wake up at 2 am with their comms ringing alarms that there had been a breach in security and that they all had to go to spawn. So, all 25 or so hermits had met up at spawn. Grumpy, cold and tired. 

“Okay, so everyone is here yes?” Xisuma called out from the dirt pillar he had just built, “So.. uhm I’m not sure how to say this but there is an intruder on the server.” This, immediately caused an outburst among everyone, beginning to talk and whisper, despite Xisuma’s attempts to get everyone to listen

“SHUSH!” Doc screamed at the group, causing everyone to immediately go silent.

“Uh- thank you Doc.” Xisuma coughed, “So, we are all going to go into groups and find the intruder, thank you.”

The groups were decided quickly, and Xisuma ended up with Grian, Pearl, Scar and Mumbo. Everyone was on call, the comms acting as a radio. Xisuma’s group was near Grian’s base, walking through the trees behind the large rocks (Season 9) when Mumbo let out a yell. “Mumbo! What’s wrong- Oh.” Pearl ran over only to find Mumbo being held at gunpoint. 

Grian, immediately reached for his own gun only to find Xisuma holding it, “Grian, be the bigger person.” Now, Xisuma was probably about to shoot himself in the face because he had never held a gun before so it would probably be safer to give Grian the gun (God thought I’d never write that) But also, Grian is a tiny guy.

“Xisuma, respectfully I am 5 foot give me the bloody gun.” He responded calmly, in a hushed voice so the intruder wouldn’t notice that they also had a weapon. “It’s him or Mumbo X, what are you gonna choose?” 

“Oh god fine.” Grian really was very persuasive. The second the gun was back in his hands Grian was gone, completely disappeared into the trees.

“HAH! What are you gonna do? You call for help and I’ll shoot this... Strangely tall man.” The intruder threatened, seeming much too proud. “Now- I, Oh what do I want? I didn’t think I’d get this far..” Scar and Pearl had attempted to negotiate with the man.

“OH! I know- HEY!?” He didn’t get to put in his request as he got tackled from behind and didn’t have time to shoot Mumbo as he felt the cold feeling of a gun at his own neck.

Grian was sitting on top of the man, a scary smile on his face and a gun aimed at his neck and he genuinely looked excited at the chance he might get to shoot him. 

[sleepy0s]

Tried my hardest!!

Your turn!

@skydoesthings @pearlesentea @whosmaxfr

And anyone else who wants to join!

starting a picrew chain!

:))

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[sleepy0s]

SEDUCE!

A: THEY’VE SEEN US! Quick! Seduce the guard!

B: *Walks up* Well hello there handsome, what’re you doing alone at this time of night?

C: *Flustered mess* I- um- uh- I-

A: *Processes what just happened* SEDATE I MEANT SEDATE

Quote from Munchkin1156 

Posting this before the site goes down for a bit :>

LIMITED LIFE au thing?

200 words

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The bad boys had been trapped inside the clockers tower, and well they obviously weren’t going to stay there. There ‘bad boys’ afterall. Duh. 

“Oohh.. Damn. They put Scar as a guard.” Jimmy whispered as they tried to get out. Standing in front of the exit door was, Scar, probably the strongest member of the Clockers. “Don’t worry Tim, we’ll be fine..” Joel responded quietly, trying to make his way to their mine, surely there would be a way to get outside through the mine.

“Ehem.” A loud voice caught their attention, and they all turned to see Scar staring at them. 

“AH! He’s seen us! Quick!” Joel panicked, “SEDUCE THE GUARD!”

Grian, not missing a beat walked right up to Scar, leaning on the wall, “Well, hello there handsome.” He purred, “What’re you doing alone at this time of night?” Scar, obviously not expecting this was a flustered mess. Covering his face, “I- UH- AHH-”

“SEDATE- I MEANT SEDATE GRIAN!” Joel screeched, slapping a hand over his own face whilst Jimmy grabbed Grians arm, the three of them running into the mine tunnels. Sure Scar was distracted but he would probably notice all three of them running out the front door. 

[xbillthegamer]

Don't Ask SleepY0 for Help!

[skydoesthings]

@aggressivenesswhilecrying @toomanyfandomsorkinafs @maybitsnia @gamerly @desertduofan @athenam @sleepy0s

GET HUGGED >:D

do care + did ask + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you

[skydoesthings]

im bored so im starting a lil guy chain on picrew

this is mine!!!

tagging @aggressivenesswhilecrying, @errornameredacted, @desertduofan, @sleepy0s, @athenam, @jesteralchemist, @jd-leifdeloos, @mamafuzzyartist, and @anyone who wantst o join!

[sleepy0s]

sibling love

Evo!Jimmy: Guys, I have a question.

Evo!Grian: kys <3

Evo!Jimmy: I love you too.

??: Ah, yes. Siblings.

Really short, this is my last week of semester 1 at school, so everythings a bit busy rn

Words; 187

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Everyone sat in the Evo meeting room, which was an issue since the meeting room was only made to hold the members of Evo, not just the six strangers.

Grian was sat at the end of the table, multiple admin panels open as they tried to figure out how the hermits were getting home. “So.. what you're saying is that once the time is up we should just be teleported home.?” Doc asked, the cyborg-creeper hybrid squished into a corner.

“Yes,” Grian responded, not looking up. The hermits had noticed that Grian wasn’t that interested in them.. At all. This was understandable, as they were strangers who could threaten his players. 

Shuffling could be heard, as the canary hybrid, Jimmy (Aka. Grian’s twin.) raised his hand. “I have a question… I don’t get it.” They all looked at Jimmy, who in turn ducked his head down awkwardly at all the attention. “Gri.?” he mumbled again.

“Kill yourself.” He responded, looking up to make a heart shape with his hands at his twin brother. 

“Ahh.. i love you too..” He sighed in defeat. 

“Ah.. siblings.” Gem hummed, giggling. 

[sleepy0s]

I'll kill us both

YHS!Grian: Wow, this sucks. I’m gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you.

Soooooo.. Hiiiiii its been a mont, this is gonna be short :> did u miss me?

367 Words

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Look, if your older sister from the future appeared in your house with a bunch of strangers claiming to know you, you would also be upset. Grian just didn’t understand. Like, it’s not that he doesn’t believe they are from the future, maybe a couple of years ago he would have laughed in your face and said you're a fat liar, but now? He doesn’t doubt that they are from the future. It’s just.. Well. 

One. This Scar dude is claiming to be his soulmate, but that’s a total lie because Taurtis is his soulmate. And Two. He was like so certain he would be dead by 19, but apparently not. Which sucks. 

“Grian! What’s with the sad face?” Pearl asked, tilting her head with an amused smile. She knew exactly why he was upset. 

“...Why are you in my house?” Grian responded simply, ignoring the question. He was leaning against the kitchen counter, Taurtis to his left and Sam to his right. “..Actually it’s MY house gree-on.” Sam whispered, earning a hit over the head.

“That’s so mean Gri! Aren’t you happy to see us.. Or well me?” Pearl was sitting on a sofa, the phew other hermits who had also been transported were sitting around her. Unluckily. Mumbo hadn’t been transported, as Grian would have much preferred Mumbo. Even Mumbo from the future.

“..Who are they anyway.” He huffed, crossing his arms. 

“They are your friends! Future you’s friends.” She smiled, “You're on hermitcraft, and you have a lot of friends, and they all love you!” She was purposefully exaggerating everything, well not really. All the hermits do love Grian. But, the disgusted look on his face made her have to turn away so she didn’t burst out laughing.

“Wow.. that sucks..” he mumbled, “I'm going to kill-” He paused, remembering how Rowan had been telling him something about how ‘Suicide Jokes were only going to worsen his mental health, and the first step to healing was to stop telling suicide jokes.’ “..you..?” He sounded confused as he tried to change the end to what was going to be an ‘i’m gonna kill myself’ Joke.

“Ughhh… Healing sucks… i’m gonna kill myself anyway.” He sulked.

[bunnyloverqueen]

@humanthingfrog @a-lemon-sprinkled-with-sugar @desertduofan @sleepy0s (no pressure of course!)

HI GUYS I MADE A PICREW!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you make something, please share! I'd love to see it!!!! Preferably via a reblog, but you can also send it in an ask or make your own post and tag me (Just know that i won't be reblogging or replying to those, sorry)

This was a huge project that took a lot of time and energy, and there's still so much stuff i want to add and change and perfect. I'm posting it now though, because otherwise i will never call it done. But! Expect future updates at some point!! (Not soon tho) And if i add something, i will absolutely post it here 👍

The picrew is also not beta tested! I tried my best to check for everything, but im sure there's still plenty of mistakes i missed. If you see any, please do let me know!

Enjoy :D

[sleepy0s]

creating stories

Jimmy: So, everyone, what does a story NEED?

Grian: A character! Martyn: A setting! Pearl, a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisperL REVENGE.

 DOUBLE POST TODAY Because i'm posting a redo of an old chapter as well. These may become a common thing :>

Redo of the first chapter! Second new incorrect quote will be out later!

This is set in their highschool years, all siblings.

438 words

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Jimmy’s whole class had been told by their English teacher that he had to go home and explain what made a good story to his family. For homework. And whilst most kids weren’t going to do it, Jimmy was DEFINITELY going to do it. What if the teacher asked his siblings? And they would totally rat him out. 

Anyway, Jimmy had forced all 3 of his siblings to sit in the front room and listen to him. Grian, 16, had zoned out ages ago and was just tapping his knuckles on the table. Martyn, 19, did not want to be there as he wasn’t even in school anymore, but Jimmy had threatened to cry. So. Pearl, 13, was apparently loving it.

Jimmy, 12, had been ranting about what a story needed for the past hour. And finally decided to test if his siblings had been listening. “So, can any of you tell me what a good story NEEDS?”He hummed, waving his hands around dramatically. After no one responded, he picked on the first one he saw, which unfortunately was- “Grian, you go first!”

Grian, realising he had been called upon, shot his head up, after a couple of seconds and processing the question he responded, “Ah. Characters?”

“Yes, Very good! Martyn?”

Martyn, as quick as always, had been listening the whole time, “A setting.”

Jimmy smiled, happy that at least one of his siblings was listening to him. “Ah, see it’s not that hard guys! Now, pearl-” Jimmy’s sentence stopped as he stared at the girl. “Pearl.?”

The young girl was smiling like she was on a sugar high, crouched over her paper as she doodled down what seemed to be a character plan, completely unaware of what was happening around her. “Peeaarrlll! Were you listening to me?” Jimmy complained, yelling at her.

She looked up at the yell, “Of course I was listening!”After a couple seconds, after realising they were probably waiting for her to respond to Jimmy’s earlier question. Which she had not heard, she added. “What was the question again?” 

Jimmy sighed sadly, “What does a good story need?” The girl responded immediately with no hesitation, “Oh, obviously every good story needs some REVENGE!”She giggled madly to herself. Oh yea, they definitely needed to get their sister checked out for.. Something. No way she was completely sane in that head of hers.

After a few minutes of silence Martyn stood up, “-Right, Well I think that’s enough for one day. Jimmy, we will tell your teacher you did the homework.”He patted the boy on the head as he left the room.

[sleepy0s]

All Jimmy's fault.

 Xelqua: *speaking Japanese*

JImmy: I know, I know.

Xisuma: You speak japanese?

Jimmy: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Xelqua speaks.

Guys I stopped being angsty. (i couldn’t find any nice poems to write about.) please give me ideas, i love writing sad stuff.

This is rlly short

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AU Stuff.

Hermits were transported to Evo,  Grian goes by Xelqua (Protection services) + he looks very different. 

Shapeshifter G.

Voidwalker X

Near the end of evo but before Grian was taken.

~~~

Okay sure, Jimmy had accidentally gotten them all in danger. Big deal. Yes, very big deal.

Xisuma stood slightly behind Xelqua and Jimmy, the other hermits plodding along behind. Xelqua seemed mad, understandably. Jimmy had given away their hiding spot from the Watchers, so he had every right to be upset. The group was now being escorted back to spawn by some random watcher, which was apparently a normal thing? The hermits were terrified. But Xelqua and Jimmy were acting like this happened every week.

From what Xisuma could hear, Xelqua seemed to be mumbling in another language, Jimmy not responding except silently nodding. The two slowed down enough that everyone else caught up, close enough to hear their conversation. And surprisingly, Xelqua was speaking japanese. 

 “これはすべてあなたのせいです” (This is probably incorrect, I used google) Xelqua huffed, typing on his comm. Probably telling all of his server members that they were going to be longer than they thought. 

The response he got was a muffled, “I know..I know..I’m sorry.” from Jimmy. 

The Hermits all looked at Jimmy, a confused look on their faces. They had thought this was the same Jimmy they knew just.. Younger. But, the Jimmy they know doesn’t know Japanese. “You speak Japanese?” Xisuma asked, tilting his head. Jimmy looked back at them, “No..I just know ‘This is all your fault’ in every language Xelqua speaks..” The poor boy looked so sad, his head drooped as he watched Xelqua speed up, walking in line with the watcher leading them. The two whispered for a while, Xelqua trying to get some information on where they were being taken, before he got annoyed. “ᔑ⍑⍑ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ ╎ᓭ ⚍ᓭᒷꖎᒷᓭᓭ! y𝙹⚍ ∴𝙹リℸ ̣  ℸ ̣ ᒷꖎꖎ ᒲᒷ ᔑリ||ℸ ̣ ⍑╎リ⊣!” (ahh this is useless! You won't tell me anything!) He screamed, slowing down again to walk slightly behind the watcher, who showed no emotion to Xelquas little breakdown.